Thursday Post 566e

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2875 (so unsure will I've reached 3000 before Christmas Day ends) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Step Outside'. Anyways, continuing today's events?

• PIG mum returns to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let   her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• A fancy special breakfast for CHRISTMAS:  COCO POPS! Well, the cheap home brand version of them (Cocoa Puffs) hence why they   didn't snap, crackle nor pop but CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST can't be wrong!! XD I also pop   all my usual drugs :P and drain one full mug of water, and over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast I walk myself slowly and safely back to the toilet, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! 

•  After washing and drying Era, PIG mum tootles me off to church for the Canto   Christmas service.  After using the loo for one tinkle, I was willing to hike up    the   several steps to the little room behind the hall, but the parents demanded that I enter the main hall and sit on the most right, even   though I usually prefer to sit on the most left because of the left hemianopia?

• Doesn't matter. Apart from  harmonising with the Christian Christmas carols I didn't take part in the service, instead happily playing the HP version of Bejeweled.   XD

• Once service ended, we went home. I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

   

• Shortly afterwards, we went to the Slams residence for Christmas lunch, and I made sure to wear my Santa hat, since obviously PIG mum wouldn't lemme  wear it this morning!

• Aunty A came too, even though she's still feeling the side effects of the shingles vaccine from yesterday, poor thing~

• Crackers with cream cheese and sliced salmon   and mini spring rolls for entree (I peeled off the salmon for dad XD) and barely half a bowl of rice for Christmas lunch?  Enjoyed several of Anna's yummy little pork ribs and a slice/two of Dad's duck~ Drank ginger beer! 

• Thanks to PIG mum who walked behind me twice to the loo; I managed fine by myself.

• For dessert, PIG mum made a delicious cheesecake! After Uncle Slam got seconds, I finished my slice I asked please could I have another slice too but she was mean and refused. *sigh* Doesn't matter; I just kept happily playing the HP version of Bejeweled~

• When we all left, I took a seat in Aunty A's new car! Obviously just the backseat but I asked her can you please take Anna and mother and me to the beach again??

• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Around 4pm I asked PIG mum could I please have arvo tea and shower yet? She said yes, so I headed over to the gobbling :P table.

• Arvo tea was one yummy banana, one flavoured rice cracker and one delicious mug of iron goddess Chinese tea.

• Took one of my long showers - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.  Also sang 15% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly but most hatefully aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off and called PIG mum back; since she won't even help me dry my back anymore after she dried the back of the seat for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.

• After I dried the loo seat I sat for one tinkle, stamped both feet dry, dried inside both ears, washed   and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^
  P.S. Tee hee, I've already published FIVE posts; that doesn't usually happen Thursdays!