Sunday Post 326b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2088. Ha, I'm just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Once I'd used up the most important two hours of the day, I used the loo for one tinkle then headed out to the gobbling :P table, calling out to PIG mum please come downstairs and steam the bun Aunty Jacky gave me this morning for arvo tea! Don't have time to read this arvo since I wanna watch the news tonight!
• PIG mum kindly does; she also passes me one mug of delicious Chinese tea.
• Took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I called PIG mum back, after I tapped the nice hot water off and she dried the back of the chair for me, I did everything else until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Samantha Heathwood) for the 88TH time: Lester, Hanson (heard), Farley, Milthorpe, Taylor, Sussan (first name, heard), Ley (heard), Riley, Albanese (heard), Chalmers, Proud, Dutton (heard), Baxter, Sadiq (heard), Khan, Huddy, Bennett, Taylor, Bland, Tayler, Crisafulli, Burley (heard), Hogan, Pita (first name), Birch, Lombardo, Leary, Alexa (first name), O Graham, Sacre, Tedros (first name), Markham, Foran, Kroehn, Maguire, Burns, Keir (first name), Starmer. Hassan, Delta (first name, heard), Goodrem (heard), Raffoul, Yaxley, Vine (heard), Garcia, Noble (heard), Collins (hward), Bechwati, O'Donnell, Downie, Putin, Vladimyr (first name), Caruso (first name), Herbert, Cutogno, McCabe, Edward, Hardwick, Rioli (heard), Ghebreysus and Auden. Steve read the sports report and Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane was 13-26 today. Brisbane toms: 16-25. Mt. Gravatt toms: 14-24, Sunrise: 6:19am Sunset 5:11pm

Sunday Post 326

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1872 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'What It Means To Love God'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "You're An Agent Of Reconciliation" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Jesus Revealed In Us'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, for the first time in three days, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling back asleep again, since I knew PIG mum would get noisy upstairs very soon!
• Unfortunately, sleep didn't return; around 114 breaths into counting myself back to sleep PIG mum went THUMP upstairs and I knew regaining sleep wasn't possible anymore. Instead, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Around 7am, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and laying out the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after immediately struggling into the tee and giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum returns and finishes with   absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of healthy cereal with all my usual   drugs :P and one full cup of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era I climb into the backseat of Chery and buckle my own seatbelt (what I   do all day). PIG mum tootles us off to church, parking outside the ESS service hall. I hike up  the ramp, use the 1st cubicle of the regular female toilets (the disabled's unoccupied but  the lid's down  and horrid PIG mum won't lift it for me), wash  and dry both hands then head into the service hall but  before taking my usual spot Yu Lam intercepts me, saying you're on the welcome team this morning!
• I sit and greet everyone until Pastor Peter Pie announces that service will begin shortly, then take my usual seat @ the back on the most left.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today. I sing everything, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Jordan; his sermon topic was What Would Give You Satisfaction? and service ended seventeen minutes early today.
• After PIG mum came for me, I used the disabled loo for one more tinkle myself then just sat outside the service hall and had some morning tea. Aggie's mum came and gave me a Mother's Day present she had made herself! I said um, but I'm not a mother? She roars with laughter, tells me that she's Aggie's mum and says don't worry, they were leftovers! Her instructions: take home and refrigerate then steam for three minutes before eating.
• When PIG mum was about to rock off for her weekly gossip and coffee social, I asked her to please come with me once more to the bathroom and when I came outside, Dr.  Esther was already there!
• I followed David and she followed me, down the ramp and into her car's backseat. I pulled my seatbelt on, then David tootled us off to Mum's Wok for lunch! 
• Lol, our table: Charlie, Peter Pie, Yu Lam, Rosanna and me: we ALL ordered the fried chicken bento!! XD I was good and ate nearly all my vegies; I only picked out one disgusting black bean after eating another. XD The Winter melon tea was delicious since it was sweetened! XD
• Afterwards, Peter Pie and Yu Lam dropped me back home; I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day online, I'll use the loo for one tinkle then sit and wait for PIG mum to steam me the Mother's Day bun Aggie's mum gave me! Wonder will she demand any?
• Also   wonder where dad will take us all for Mother's Day dinner?
• Toms: PIG mum'll help me up since I'm seeing Ray for some late morning massage and acupuncture. Bet she's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him.   XD
• Will doubtless come home for lunch, then Jane's minding me from   1:30pm till 6:30pm and taking me to Breathe for physio @ 2:30pm. Presume we're buying groceries afterwards then coming home for personal care.
• Hoping I can watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) tonight for the 88TH time and toms for the 89TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a  smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 326c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2280. Righteo, final, final events for tonight (but very briefly, since I'm already outta time)?

• Watched the 6pm news (Seven's) for the 87TH time. All the things I like recording are @ the bottom of the first post for today.
• Summoned for dinner @ 7:16pm - the roast pork was delicious!
• Drank soup, took bowl to sink and returned online - but returned to the gobbling :P table @ 8:50pm and did calligraphy! Scribbled out 'rock' today. XD
• Used loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, wait: the special thing's I'm FINALLY joining for my once every two MONTHS out lunch with the rest of EM; I hope Serena chooses somewhere delicious!! Have already organised a ride with Dr. Esther~
• Just pity that the Broncos are losing. ><
• Wonder where dad's taking us for our once-weekly family dinner?
• Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 326b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for tonight now stands @ 2126 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'You Are Being Restored'. Righteo, just briefly, continuing events for Saturday?

• Have breakfast, read for thirty minutes then buy PIG mum a Mother's Day present and groceries from Woolies!
• Come home for a nice hot shower - hairwash  today. Also thanks to Jane who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was a tuna toastie with TWO cheese and two more big mugs of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey. Kept reading and reached pg. 225 @ exactly 12:10pm.
• Used loo  for two more tinkles before Jane tootled me off to church to play table tennis with dad and used the loo for one more tinkle @ church since we'd arrived early~
• Played table tennis with dad;  he lemme win  in STRAIGHT SETS today! XD But I also copped eight  body shots from him ... o_O XD
• Came home and read all  arvo; it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~ Bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 329

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2064 steps (ha, I'm just over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'Pleased With His Precepts'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Just Play Your Part' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Putting On God's Armor" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm  really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 87TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Lol, I know why I didn't score an awesome sleep last night despite enduring two hours of physio: I found out that WESTLIFE are coming to BRISBANE for a concert next year and I've GOTTA GO!!! XD :D *explodes with excitement*
• After  the first sunlight pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I happily cuddled and snored; after nature   called again around 8:45am I used the pot :P again then spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum's moisy  a-THUMPING around around 9am wakes me for another pot :P trip; soon she's let herself into hit me with the eye goo and gimme fifteen more minutes since once Jane arrives @ 9:30am I've gotta get outta bed right away coz today's shift one hour shorter than yesterdays.
• Actually, Jane announces her arrival when I've still got 1.5 minutes left; luckily PIG mum yaps @ Jane for a while after letting her inside, giving me the time to count all 900 seconds down. XD
• Once Jane taps me up I use the pot :P  for one more tinkle, we  get me kitted and then  I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. After drinking one tall mug of water, I sit over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• 
  
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^
  P.S.  All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Samantha Heathwood) for the 87TH time: Bland, Birt, Farley, Lester, Sussan (first name, heard), Ley (heard), Milthorpe, Butkowski, Hogan, Pedro (first name), Suarez, Waldman, Lowe, Booy, Costner, Ponting (heard), Wightman, Richards, Richman, Dick, Sullivan (heard), Angus, Farage, Ponga, Walsh Isaacman, Burns, Burns, Trump  (heard), Winslet, Attenborough (heard), Johnson, Martin, Keir (first name), Starmer, Lanyon, Panetta, Oriela (first name), Mokhber, Rubio, Scott, Stanley, Russell, Wyatt, Marzhew (heard), Radley (heard), Ponga (heard), Hannay, Boyd, Tanah (first name) Kroehn, Kiss, Pritchard (heard), Dobson, Dearden (heard), Yasmin (first name), Gillard (heard), de Grasse Tyson, Tindall, Catley, Gillmeister, Maher, Qim (first name), Marles, Bellamy, Sacre and Dearden. Anna McGraw read the weather report. Brisbane was 11-25 today. Brisbane was 14-25 toms. Mt. Gravatt toms: 11-25 Sunrise: 6:19am Sunset 5:11pm

Friday Post 329d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ exactly 2500. Nice number, eh? Actually, 'twas 2490 but that number pissed me off enough to get up, step ten steps around the chair and sit back down. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I read and shared Facebook memories.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Jane's minding me 9:30am till 1pm. My most important mission for toms: buying PIG mum a Mother's Day present from Underwood MarketPlace!! I keep forgetting is it Big W/KMart beyond Woolies. XD
• Yay that Jane has said she'll gimme two big mugs of white tea over lunch meaning I'll enjoy three big cups with sweetener toms, yay!
• Also looking forward to playing table tennis with dad @ church from 1:30pm~
• But most looking forward to reading The Last Druid all arvo, since it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~ Will prolly haveta skip watching the 6pm news for the 87TH time, since I've gotta complete the  daily Bible readings
• Righteo, wishing  everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^

Friday Post 329c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total now stands @ 2405 (so may not quite reach 2.5 grand before the night's out, sorry XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Showcase His Glory'. Anyways, continuing Friday's events?

• After sitting over the loo for two tinkles, Jane tootled me home and I took a nice hot shower -  hairwash today. Also thanks to Jane for helping me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie with TWO cheese and one delicious mug of vanilla chai, unfortunately unsweetened since Jane couldn't find where sneaky PIG mum had hidden both the honey and the sugar. *sigh*
• At 1:55pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles then signed Jane off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms 9:30am till 1pm.
• Christina came and gave Ela one hour of unfunctional exercises.
• After she left, PIG mum fed me some arvo tea (one mandarin, one tasty cracker and one huge mug of green tea) and I happily read The Last Druid for one hour, reaching pg. 200 @ 4:16pm.
• Used the loo for one tinkle, read the daily Bible passages and watched the 6pm news (Seven's) for the 86TH time. All the things I like recording are in today's previous post.
• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner @ 7:36pm, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa  yummy broccoli, some leftover yummy pork and some fish. Tried one sip of brandy mixed with some orange fizzy drink!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• 4th uncle must be tired; he headed upstairs for bed @ like 8:14pm! It's only 8:47pm now but Uncle Cheesecake and his wife have just followed!
• Anyways, hopefully   bbl following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^