Saturday Post 612c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4557. Sweet I'm even over 4.5 grand; that's even less common than four grand! XD Back to using Wally toms though, since PIG mum's figured out that I should divide his total by 2.5 to get an accurate number ... Anyways, final, final events for tonight?

• Back home, I take a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who helps me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, before lunch I get a choc chip hot cross bun from Jacinta as an entree! :D
• Whoops less than fifteen minutes left so just super-briefly:
• Came home, showered and had lunch.
• Played table tennis with dad @ church then came home, enjoyed the custard tart for arvo  tea and rest for most of the afternoon; it's only Saturday's that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~
  
• Watched the news (Nine's) for the 60TH time. All the things I like recording are @ the bottom of the first post.
• Had dinner then returned online.
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Oh, the special thing's that EM's having  a baptism afterwards followed with a picnic lunch; Dr.  Lee will   drive me and Rosanna will grab takeaway for us!
• Wanna watch the Broncos vs. Titans replay and read match  report after match report to bask in  their  glory! XD
• Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 612b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4260 (sweet I'm over four grand; that doesn't haven too often!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Always Giving Thanks' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• EPIC FAILURE last night. >< When nature called last night @ 1:30am I transferred myself over to the pot :P and started widdling but immediately clenched and stopped after hearing the first drop hit the floor - PIG mum had forgotten to put the pot :P into the commode for me last night and I'd forgotten to check before relaxing and peeing! >< Era thumped the wall and I screeched upstairs PIG mum you forgot to gimme the pot :P last night and I forgot to check before peeing, but I immediately stopped when I heard the pee and please come downstairs and gimme the pot :P back since I've not finished peeing yet! Only she was too deeply asleep and didn't respond; five minutes later I banged the wall again and repeated my message; phew, she finally came downstairs this time. Her bad for forgetting to leave me the pot :P last night; my bad for forgetting to check before peeing! XD
• After the  first daylight pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I then cuddle and have a massive snore, me not waking again until nearly 9am! After the second pot :P trip, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* Shortly after that, PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and soon she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and give poor Elf a very brief rub since she totally ignored my foot last night, like she's done ALL WEEK. Never mind, Era rubbed Elf for fifteen minutes last night and let her sleep last night wearing her sock but obviously remembered to pull it off before PIG mum came to help me with the pot :P before pulling it back on after she left! XD
• After Jacinta arrives @ 9:30am, she knocks, opens the door and calls "Good morning, Em!" Daddy Bear nods a paw in response to her greeting; when she says, "Fifteen more minutes, okay?" Daddy Bear gives another paw nod then flicks his paw imperiously 'shoo' @ her. Jacinta smirks but wisely leaves us be, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• Once I've counted down from 900 seconds, I swing myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle and announce to Jacinta that I'm hungry. She immediately comes, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup of water before sitting over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I head out with Jacinta to the gobbling :p  table. Breakfast's my once-weekly fried egg on one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very lightly spread with some avocado, my first big mug of vanilla chai sweetened with one spoonful of honey, all my usual drugs :P and a second tall cup of water, Over and after breakfast, I happily read Feist's newest novel for thirty minutes. finishing page twenty-five @ 10:39am. 
• After Jacinta covers my face and both arms with sunscreen she closes and locks windows while I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era before climbing into the passenger seat of her car.  Jacinta helps me buckle my seatbelt (as she kindly does all day) then tootles us out to Underwood Marketplace, parking outside the front and grabbing a trolley for us.
• At Woolies PIG mum wants milk and cheap bread; Jacinta also buys a six-pack of chocolate hot cross buns and a water jug filter.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  

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Saturday Post 612

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3891 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'God Strengthens Us Through Others; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Your Debt Has Been Paid' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Serving God Out Of Love' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 60TH time!! So hopefully bbl tonight with today's events, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em.  ^^
P.S.  All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nine's, read by Lily Greer) for the 60TH time: Dezi (first name), Freeman, Sinclair, Trump (heard), Amalee (first name), Saunders, Martin, Paley, Ansett (heard), Lawrie, Hall, Pearce, Fitzgerald, Hetty (first name), Johnston, Khoury, Albanese (heard), Jiselle (first name), Manning, Craig, Glover, Butler, Giovanna (first name), Mucchio, Bezzina, Passarelli, Robinson and Bradnam. Luke Bradnam  read the sports report from West End. Brisbane was 

Friday Post 612f

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! With a final, final plodding total of 3308 (PIG mum had better gimme my bag and mobile to carry toms! ><) lemme just cover final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I read and watched the preview for the Broncos vs. Titans game toms night (since both are Queensland teams, I'm happy whoever wins but I'm more cheering for the Broncos since it's Walsh's 100TH match!) then had ten minutes to play the fish version of Bejeweled.
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Jacinta's minding me 9:45am till 1pm.  I've already reminded PIG mum to please gimme fifteen more minutes @ 9:30am so I'll get outta bed once Jacinta arrives.
• Will buy my arvo tea honey chicken sushi roll plus whatever groceries PIG mum wants from Woolies (she didn't want anything last week) and come home and shower (pretty sure Jacinta will gimme two more big mugs of white tea with sweetener) and eat lunch before Jacinta drops me off @ church to play table tennis with dad!
• May haveta skip watching the 6pm  news bulletin for  the  60TH time since I'm planning to read the newest  Feist novel that Mrs. Burvill-Shaw sent me last month  for my  birthday for three  hours only I've also gotta do my daily Bible readings!

Friday Post 612e

 Good evening again! Awful PIG mum won't gimme back my bag to carry my mobile (as pedometer) in, she just said add 500 steps! ><   Final, final plodding total for Friday: 3308. Too grumpy to plod twenty-five more steps to reach 3333, a much cooler number. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner just before 7:30pm, I used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa soup carrot,  lotsa dearest dad's home-grown hairy melon and some ... canned tuna? Unsure where the fresh meat went; hopefully some comes toms. XD
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last tinkle @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Tee hee I've just managed FIVE posts; that doesn't usually happen Fridays! XD

Friday Post 612d

 Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2808 (so unsure will I have reached three grand by night's end XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Receive, Not Get'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

•  PIG mum didn't tumble downstairs from pigland and lemme shower until 5:35pm; even though I showered my quickest, by the time I returned online 'twas already 6:06pm! Thank goodness channel   Nine has a Start Over Option~ XD All the things I like recording are @ the bottom of the previous post~
• Dad's just left for the Canto Good Friday service and I'm waiting for PIG mum to gimme dinner.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 612c

 Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for today! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2569. Ha, I'm just over 2.5 grand.  XD Anyways, potential final, final events for today?

• Breakfast was one/two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. After reading the day's Bible passages, I tootle online for myself.
• Lol, I thought dad said when he left this morning, he'd come home and take PIG mum and I out? Turns out he meant AFTER lunch! XD
• Dad tootled PIG mum and I off to Raby Bay! For arvo  tea we shared a spud with some famous woman's name (so famous I've forgotten who she is XD) and then we shared a double cone from Cold Rock; dad chose choc mint chip and I chose cake batter; delicious!
• Ice cream shared, dad tootled us home, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Wanted to shower but PIG mum's headed upstairs for pigland and warned me against calling her; will prolly haveta forego watching the 6pm news for the 59TH since it's already 5pm. *sigh*
• Texted CODA on-call last night and asked who's minding me from 9:30am till 1pm; Simone replied it's Jacinta @ 9:45pm; will ask PIG mum to gimme fifteen more minutes @ 9:30am and I'll get outta bed once Jacinta arrives.
• We'll buy my arvo tea sushi from Underwood MarketPlace plus whatever groceries PIG mum wants from (she didn't want any last week) and come home for shower and lunch (pretty sure Jacinta will gimme two more big mugs of white tea with sweetener and she'll   drop me off @ church to play table tennis with dad.
• Looking forward to reading the new Feist novel all arvo; it's only Saturday that I can spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book! Gotta complete my daily Bible readings (just started Joshua yesterday) too so will  prolly haveta skip watching the 6pm news bulletin. Doesn't matter~
• Anyways, hopefully bbl,  else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nine's, read by Joel Dry) for the 59TH time: Copp, Bowen, Butler, Shoebridge, Trump, Sinclair, Makenna (first name), Baily, Marshall, Vorias, Kidd, Hamilton, Hansen, Lori (first name), Glaze, Tomasi, Tsimpikas, Thurston, Herbie  (first name), Farnworth, Plath, Maguire,  Haas (heard),  KIarapani  (heard), Baff, Mickelson, Tiger (first name), Woods, Fagan, Lockyer (heard), Hodges (heard), Brimson (heard), Schwarzenecker,  Shannon, Bradley, Bennett, Latrell, Trbojevic,  Giachetti, Lively, Orr,  Keziah  (first name, heard), Sullivan (heard) Reading, Baldoni, Ward, Beasley and Foran. Adam Jackson read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Bundall. Brisbane was 19-26 today. Brisbane toms: 19-29. Mt.  Gravatt toms: 18-28. Sunrise: 5:48am 5:43am