Monday Post 326c

 Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3070 (ha, I'm just over three grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Delighting In   Hardships'. Anyways, probable final, final events for tonight?

• Have forgotten did nature call again around 7:45am but it definitely did around 9am, just before PIG mum began her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into   my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and laying out the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after immediately struggling into the tee then giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum returns and finishes with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one/two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix with all my usual drugs   :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and she tootles me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage.  Obviously, I buckled my own seatbelt all day.
• At Ray's, I use the loo for one tinkle then lie down for some massage and acupuncture and massage. PIG mum's in her element, yapping unceasingly @ Ray; gracious thanks to Ray who always replied and kept a conversation flowing. Actually, PIG mum deserves commendation too: she only repeated one word five times today! XD
• Maybe we bought groceries from Woolies before returning home? Lunch was one bowl of rice leftovers~
• At 1:55pm I sat over the loo for two tinkles then sat by the door awaiting Jacinta's arrival @ 2pm.
• Once she arrived, I climbed into her car, and she tootled me off to Breathe for physio.
• Physio today: 1.66km bike ride, forty bar-assisted push-ups, forty steps for Erf with left weight shift, forty steps for Elf, forty v-bar cable rows, forty leg extensions for Elf, forty leg extensions for Erf, forty leg curls for Elf, tennis ball catching and throwing for Era and boxing!
• After one bathroom trip, I climbed back into Jacinta's car and she tootled me back   to the Sunny Park Woolies for grocery   shopping and got a trolley for us. Only the freebie guy wasn't there AGAIN! *hmph*
• Only twenty minutes left, so just briefly:
• Got home and took a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was one yummy banana, one plain cracker and thanks to Jacinta who found the honey and made me one big mug of delicious vanilla chai sweetened with one spoonful!
• Only got to watch half the news since we suddenly went down to the Glen Hotel for dinner and OMG, the parents lemme use Sparkless3!! Lucky I had rice for lunch else I'd be fretting right now! XD
• Didn't eat much (one slice of floppy pizza, one/two little chunks of roasted potato, one little slice of burger, a few Caesar salad leaves and one piece of egg) but 'twas yummy~
  
• Got home, used the loo   for one tinkle then plopped online.
• Toms:  Peggy's minding me 9:30am till 2pm. Presume we're buying groceries from   Woolies plus my once-weekly crunchy pork bahn mi.
• Looking forward to my most important two hours of the day online after I read the day's Bible passages~
• PIG mum had better remember to gimme some RICE for arvo  tea since after Jacinta takes me to Toastmasters, I'm only gonna get an UnHappy Meal with an orange juice!!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,Em. ^^

Monday Post 326b

 Heylo again, good afternoon and please excuse the first post; you know I still get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday.  XD Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1012 steps (ha, I'm just over one grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'A People For His Name'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "Growing Through Life's Tests" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "God's Word Endures" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after Jacinta minds me  for two  hours and I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's)  for the 89TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Nature called once around 12:45am; after  the first  sunlight pot :P  trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Max Futcher and ) for the 89.5TH time: Hogan, Mylee (first name), Burley, Crabtree, Riley, Katy (first name), Gallagher, Richardson, Ingram, Bland, Sheikh, Rapasarda (heard), Jos (first name), Mitchell, Fuller Hammond, Frecklington, Mander, Camm, Bleijie,  Bailey (heard), Wright, Stirling (first name), Trump,Reason, Masoud (first name), Netanyahu (heard), Anderson, Wightman, Holland Mayr,Sheppard,  Kalantar, Gout (heard), Gout, Anika (first  name), Wells, Combs, Maxwell (heard), Combs, Milton, Volkman, Christie, Kunjan (first name)

Monday Post 326

 Good morning! XD

Cheers,

Em.   ^^

Sunday Post 326d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2632. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After I dried the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Did my weekly file backup then happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 88TH time. All the things I like recording are @ the bottom of today's second post.
• Used the loo for one tinkle then climbed into the backseat of Chery and buckled my own seatbelt. Dad tootled Uncle Cheesecake and me off to Ho Lin Wah; PIG mum drove 4th uncle and Uncle Cheesecake's wife in the other car.
• I thought we'd sit down the back where there are longer booths but dad's insistent on the second booth in? The waitress just pulled over a square table to fit all of us.
• Less than ten minutes left, so just super-briefly:
• Had dinner, came home, returned online and used loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.
• Toms: late morning session to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture then Jane's taking me for a 2:30pm appointment for physio @ Breathe.
• Hoping to read the druid book for another hour and watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 89TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 326c

 Good evening again!  Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2563 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Faith That Finds A Home'. Brb!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 326b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2088. Ha, I'm just over two grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Once I'd used up the most important two hours of the day, I used the loo for one tinkle then headed out to the gobbling :P table, calling out to PIG mum please come downstairs and steam the bun Aunty Jacky gave me this morning for arvo tea! Don't have time to read this arvo since I wanna watch the news tonight!
• PIG mum kindly does; she also passes me one mug of delicious Chinese tea.
• Took a nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I called PIG mum back, after I tapped the nice hot water off and she dried the back of the chair for me, I did everything else until my bra strap needed doing up, Elf's AFO straps needed sticking and both laces needed tying.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Samantha Heathwood) for the 88TH time: Lester, Hanson (heard), Farley, Milthorpe, Taylor, Sussan (first name, heard), Ley (heard), Riley, Albanese (heard), Chalmers, Proud, Dutton (heard), Baxter, Sadiq (heard), Khan, Huddy, Bennett, Taylor, Bland, Tayler, Crisafulli, Burley (heard), Hogan, Pita (first name), Birch, Lombardo, Leary, Alexa (first name), O Graham, Sacre, Tedros (first name), Markham, Foran, Kroehn, Maguire, Burns, Keir (first name), Starmer. Hassan, Delta (first name, heard), Goodrem (heard), Raffoul, Yaxley, Vine (heard), Garcia, Noble (heard), Collins (hward), Bechwati, O'Donnell, Downie, Putin, Vladimyr (first name), Caruso (first name), Herbert, Cutogno, McCabe, Edward, Hardwick, Rioli (heard), Ghebreysus and Auden. Steve read the sports report and Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane was 13-26 today. Brisbane toms: 16-25. Mt. Gravatt toms: 14-24, Sunrise: 6:19am Sunset 5:11pm

Sunday Post 326

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1872 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'What It Means To Love God'; thirdly, TWFT topic's "You're An Agent Of Reconciliation" and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Jesus Revealed In Us'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, for the first time in three days, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am and after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling back asleep again, since I knew PIG mum would get noisy upstairs very soon!
• Unfortunately, sleep didn't return; around 114 breaths into counting myself back to sleep PIG mum went THUMP upstairs and I knew regaining sleep wasn't possible anymore. Instead, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Around 7am, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and laying out the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after immediately struggling into the tee and giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum returns and finishes with   absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of healthy cereal with all my usual   drugs :P and one full cup of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era I climb into the backseat of Chery and buckle my own seatbelt (what I   do all day). PIG mum tootles us off to church, parking outside the ESS service hall. I hike up  the ramp, use the 1st cubicle of the regular female toilets (the disabled's unoccupied but  the lid's down  and horrid PIG mum won't lift it for me), wash  and dry both hands then head into the service hall but  before taking my usual spot Yu Lam intercepts me, saying you're on the welcome team this morning!
• I sit and greet everyone until Pastor Peter Pie announces that service will begin shortly, then take my usual seat @ the back on the most left.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today. I sing everything, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Jordan; his sermon topic was What Would Give You Satisfaction? and service ended seventeen minutes early today.
• After PIG mum came for me, I used the disabled loo for one more tinkle myself then just sat outside the service hall and had some morning tea. Aggie's mum came and gave me a Mother's Day present she had made herself! I said um, but I'm not a mother? She roars with laughter, tells me that she's Aggie's mum and says don't worry, they were leftovers! Her instructions: take home and refrigerate then steam for three minutes before eating.
• When PIG mum was about to rock off for her weekly gossip and coffee social, I asked her to please come with me once more to the bathroom and when I came outside, Dr.  Esther was already there!
• I followed David and she followed me, down the ramp and into her car's backseat. I pulled my seatbelt on, then David tootled us off to Mum's Wok for lunch! 
• Lol, our table: Charlie, Peter Pie, Yu Lam, Rosanna and me: we ALL ordered the fried chicken bento!! XD I was good and ate nearly all my vegies; I only picked out one disgusting black bean after eating another. XD The Winter melon tea was delicious since it was sweetened! XD
• Afterwards, Peter Pie and Yu Lam dropped me back home; I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of the day online, I'll use the loo for one tinkle then sit and wait for PIG mum to steam me the Mother's Day bun Aggie's mum gave me! Wonder will she demand any?
• Also   wonder where dad will take us all for Mother's Day dinner?
• Toms: PIG mum'll help me up since I'm seeing Ray for some late morning massage and acupuncture. Bet she's simply DYING to yap unceasingly @ him.   XD
• Will doubtless come home for lunch, then Jane's minding me from   1:30pm till 6:30pm and taking me to Breathe for physio @ 2:30pm. Presume we're buying groceries afterwards then coming home for personal care.
• Hoping I can watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) tonight for the 88TH time and toms for the 89TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a  smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^