Friday Post 324d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding  total for Friday  now stands @ 4745. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• When nature randomly called @ 8:10/8:40pm, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo  and  back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Finished and sent around my GCCW homework, so nothing to do for the next week. XD Unsure why Mary always submits that early?
• At 9pm I  walked myself slowly and safely once more to  the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Rebecca's minding me from 9:30am  till 1pm. Presuming  we'll  buy groceries @ Woolies plus my weekly honey chicken sushi roll for arvo tea. Fingers crossed that Rebecca will   feed me three big mugs of white tea with  sweetener!
• Obviously dad's not here to take me to church to play table tennis with him  and PIG mum    definitely won't; looking forward to my most important two hours of the day online, reading for three hours and hopefully watching the 6pm news bulletin  for the 195TH time.
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 324c

 Good evening! Firstly,  Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4618. Ha, I'm  over 4.5 grand; that's even rarer than four grand! Just sorry that I'll not reach half a normal person today.   XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• Oh, Joni's devotional topic's 'He Stands Guard'. 
• Before returning online I used the loo for one tinkle.
• Happily  watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 194TH time. All the things I like recording are @ the bottom of the previous post.
• At 7pm, I used the loo  for one tinkle then walked myself  slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Aww I thought I'd keep eating the bangers and mash I cooked yesterday with Ari but PIG mum says that's for lunch toms!
• Dinner tonight: the less-yummy rice, lotsa I've forgotten which boiled vegetable,  two small slices of tasteless soup pork and two small pieces of dried beancurd.

• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely  back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo  trip with my final, final  plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight  and what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em.   ^^

Friday Post 324b

 Whoops PIG mum reminds me that I'm dividing Wally's total by 1.7 not 1.2 meaning I'll not make half a normal person tonight, sorry. XD  Potential final, final plodding total for Friday:  4449. Aww, how come I  couldn't have plodded five fewer steps? 4444 would've looked cooler! XD Righteo, potential final,  final  events for today?

• Since I lost track of time I suddenly realised that I'd already reached the PISSY two hour net time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me on and had to end the first post abruptly.   XD
• I used the loo for one tinkle then headed over to the gobbling :P table, calling out to PIG mum please for some arvo tea but whoops I forgot she'd already left me some before heading upstairs and hitting the sack; I apologised when she came back downstairs. XD
• There was one seed inside the juicy mandarin PIG mum had peeled for  me and I was surprised that I was already back to plain crackers since I've only had five flavoured ones since aren't there @ least seven inside one pack? PIG mum just laughed that I'd lost count. XD
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by  Melissa Downes and Joel Dry) for the 194TH time: Pullar, Schwarz, Young, Tighe (pronounced Ty), G eran, Gollschewski, Katarina (first name, heard), Carroll (heard), Pointing, Crisafulli, Millward, Nicholls, Geran, Devereaux, Piotrowski, Dix, Sanjay (first name,  heard), Nicholls, Butler (heard), Mannion, Millward,  Kyrgios, Shannon, Bott, Doodson, Palmer (heard), Kelly, Reece, Conway, Jai (first name), Arrow,  Payne (first  name), Haas, Stainton, Read, Grimm, Irwin, Clancy, Sinclair, Rogers, Simmons, Wharram, Dayne (first name),  Zorko, Neale (heard), Stienam, Markle, Woolf (heard), Farnworth (heard), Ha-teya (first  name),  Gripske, Sweeney, Vincente (heard), Tyrell (first name),  Harrison,  Herringtton, Tsimpikas (heard), Maguire, Carrigan, Clinton, Parton and Kohler. Chris Kohler read the finance report (1AUD = 72.07USc), Bronte Gildea read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather  report from Southport. Brisbane was 15-33  today. Brisbane toms: 16-29. Mt. Gravatt toms: 13-29. Sunrise: 5:57am Sunset 5:37pm

Friday Post 324

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 5975 steps (ooh I'm more than half  a normal person today; that's rare!); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's "The 'I Will' Of God"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Give To Meet The Needs Of Others' and  fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Junk Files'. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, what better way than to end the working week then with my first awesome sleep in two/three days? Nature  did call when the noisy garbage truck woke me THUNDERING down our road to tip bins and I asked my bladder did she want me to use the pot :P? Thankfully, it's Spring now and the Sun was already up! Butt my bladder replies nah you can fall back asleep; I'm alright. Thus, Daddy Bear and I happily  cuddled and snored -  all the way till noisy  PIG mum beginning her daily noisy a-TTHUMPING around upstairs before I woke again for the pot! :P  Afterwards, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Not long afterwards, PIG mum lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and give poor  Elf a very brief  rub since she'd totally ignored my poor foot last night, like she's done for the  past  FORTNIGHT! >< That's alright, Era rubbed Elf for fifteen minutes last night and let her wear her sock to sleep but obviously tugged it off first thing this morning! XD
• Once PIG mum opens the door for Jane,  she knocks, pushes open the door and calls "Good morning  Em; fifteen more minutes." Daddy Bear replies with one single paw nod and just like that  she's gone, thus denying him to imperiously flick his paw 'shoo'! @ her. XD
• Once Jane comes back and taps me up, I  use the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom \o brush teeth (oh, I started a new Colgate toothpaste last night; wanna see how long it takes me to get through one tube), sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then head out to the gobbling :P  table with Jane.
• Breakfast is one bowl of Weet-Bix porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very lightly spread with avocado  and very lightly sprinkled with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* Also thanks to Jane who turned  Sunrise on for my viewing pleasure~
• Breakfast finished, Jane smothers my face, hands, neck and throat with sunscreen then accompanies me back to the bathroom before returning to the kitchen and washing the breakfast dishes up. Over the loo, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! 
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the passenger seat of  Sally and Jane tootles me off to the NAB for two hours' physio  with Chan. Thanks to Jane who kindly helps me buckle my  seatbelt and yay for a smooth run to UQ;  there's like ten minutes to play with our mobiles before I head up to level two.
• Physio with Chan today: Standing reaching for Era with left and forward weight shift, one fast but safe lap around the Great Court, eight laps obstacle course inside the clinic walking over red mat and step over beams and standing tic tac toe and hangman.
• After sitting over the loo for two tinkles Jane tootles me home and I take a nice hot shower  - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jane who helps me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Jane to hold my  stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch is the mangers and mash I cooked yesterday with Ari (PIG mum cooked fried rice with like all vegetables) and one huge mug of herbal tea.
• At 1:58pm (usually it's 1:55pm but Jane and I both forgot XD I sat over the loo for just one tinkle then signed Jane off with my thanks and byes. She's back next Wednesday for table tennis and isn't she lucky: she's hitting some rooftop bar for RiverFire toms night!
• Once I've used up the most important two hours of my day I'll use the loo for one tinkle  then head over to the gobbling :P table and calling PIFG mum for some arvo tea.
• Looking forward to  watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 194TH time!
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^

Thursday Post 324

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday's actually 4425 (aww, nearly 4.5 grand! XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Send Your Roots Deep'; thirdly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2839 steps; fourthly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Devastated And Delighted'; fifthly, TWFT topic's 'Clear Signs Before Bad Decisions' and sixthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Reverent Fear Of God' but seventhly and way most importantly,  I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after I watch  the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 193RD time! But fingers crossed I can bbl with yesterday's and today's events briefly  else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S.  All  the interesting  surnames I saw while watching  the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's, read by Melissa Downes and Joel Dry) for the 193RD time: D'Alessandro, Jakob (first name), Funk, Darius (first name), Anusushka (first name), Wilson (heard),  MvVeigh, Luci (first name), Ellis,  Gerber, Millward, Korolev, Liddle, Beaumont (heard),  Lovell (heard), Crisafulli, Falvey, Balme, Boyd, Allen, Amalee (first name), Sussex (heard), TTrump (heard) Jarrad, Probyn, Albanese, Whipps, Saunders,  Canavan, Geran, Felim (first name), Conroy (heard), Mimi (first  name), Becker,  Kavanagh, Tomasi, Marles, Woods, Hanniffy, Nichols, Kawhi (first name), Leonard,  Bennettt,  Arrow (heard), Jai (firstt name,  heard), Tsimpikas, Ariotti, Woolf (heard), Cobbo (heard), Shannon, de Minaur, McClucaggage, Fagan,  Neale, Southwell,  Doble and Youngberry. Chris Kohler read tthe finance report (1AUD =  71.63USc), Brontte Gildea read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from Brisbane Airport. Brisbane was 13-28 today.   Brisbane tttoms: 17-33/

Wednesday Post 324

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3015 steps (ha, I'm just over three grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'He Does All That He Pleases'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Use The Gift That God Has Given You' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The Ultimate Snapshot' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm  really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after I get home from table tennis and attend GG tonight!! Anyways, events for today?

• Aww, I thought plodding 5000+ steps yesterday would score me an awesome sleep last night, but nature called! >< Never mind, I was prolly just too excited getting to catchup with Sandon  yesterday~ *sigh*
• Following the first daylight pot :P  trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I happily cuddle and snore, nature calling once more around 9am. PIG mum doesn't  start herdaily noisy  a-THUMPING around until well after 9:15pm; by the time I've mostly independently kitted myself and she's finished with my  footwear, it's past  9:50am. *sigh*
• After letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to  the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very thinly spread with avocado and hopefully  very lightly  sprinkled with salt (couldn't taste any, even after I  licked the plate clean >< XD), all  my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breajfast, I  walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 324

 Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 5049 steps (sweet I'm just over half a normal person; that's rare! XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'The Lion And The Lamb'; thirdly, TWFTT topic's 'How To  Know You're Blessed'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Gathering To Grow In Christ' and fifthly, Joni's devotional topic's 'She Did What She Could' but  sixthly and way most importantly I'm really still owed FORTY-ONE MINUTES online should PIG mum boot me off to bed @ 9:45pm!! >< *sigh* Anyways, just  briefly, events for  today?

• Yay,  8th consecutive sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:45am~
• Peggy  minded me from 9:30am till 4pm.
• Bought groceries from Coles (saw Vicki~) plus my weekly  crunchy pork bahn mi from Coles Pinelands and came home for lunch.
• NAB physio with Natasha from  1-3pm: Forty barefoot Elf sit-to-stands with left and forward weight shift and no chair support for Era, forty step ups for both feet then back down, thirty step ups, back down and around and eight long walking laps outside.
• Got  home and showered and then Sandon popped over with Korean fried chicken and bubble tea! We just chatted till like 6:45 when PIG mum made a 'time's up' gesture behind him and I tactfully  brought our catchup to  a close~
• PIG mum dropped Sandon off @ the bus stop (he doesn't drive) and I plopped online and started reading my daily Bible passages~
• Used loo for one tinkle, had dinner, drank soup, took bowl to sink, returned online and used loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.
• Toms: hope PIG mum  helps me up not  too late and takes me walkies somewhere before Jane takes me  to table tennis @ 1:30pm then sees me home and showered before leaving @ 6:30pm; I'll  be watching the 6pm news for the 193RD time annd wolfing dinner down  since Angie's picking  me  up  for  GG  @ 7:15pm!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing  day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^