Saturday Post 326b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for tonight now stands @ 2126 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'You Are Being Restored'. Righteo, just briefly, continuing events for Saturday?

• Have breakfast, read for thirty minutes then buy PIG mum a Mother's Day present and groceries from Woolies!
• Come home for a nice hot shower - hairwash  today. Also thanks to Jane who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was a tuna toastie with TWO cheese and two more big mugs of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey. Kept reading and reached pg. 225 @ exactly 12:10pm.
• Used loo  for two more tinkles before Jane tootled me off to church to play table tennis with dad and used the loo for one more tinkle @ church since we'd arrived early~
• Played table tennis with dad;  he lemme win  in STRAIGHT SETS today! XD But I also copped eight  body shots from him ... o_O XD
• Came home and read all  arvo; it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~ Bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 329

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2064 steps (ha, I'm just over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'Pleased With His Precepts'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Just Play Your Part' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "Putting On God's Armor" but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm  really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 87TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Lol, I know why I didn't score an awesome sleep last night despite enduring two hours of physio: I found out that WESTLIFE are coming to BRISBANE for a concert next year and I've GOTTA GO!!! XD :D *explodes with excitement*
• After  the first sunlight pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I happily cuddled and snored; after nature   called again around 8:45am I used the pot :P again then spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum's moisy  a-THUMPING around around 9am wakes me for another pot :P trip; soon she's let herself into hit me with the eye goo and gimme fifteen more minutes since once Jane arrives @ 9:30am I've gotta get outta bed right away coz today's shift one hour shorter than yesterdays.
• Actually, Jane announces her arrival when I've still got 1.5 minutes left; luckily PIG mum yaps @ Jane for a while after letting her inside, giving me the time to count all 900 seconds down. XD
• Once Jane taps me up I use the pot :P  for one more tinkle, we  get me kitted and then  I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. After drinking one tall mug of water, I sit over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
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  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^
  P.S.  All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Samantha Heathwood) for the 87TH time: Bland, Birt, Farley, Lester, Sussan (first name, heard), Ley (heard), Milthorpe, Butkowski, Hogan, Pedro (first name), Suarez, Waldman, Lowe, Booy, Costner, Ponting (heard), Wightman, Richards, Richman, Dick, Sullivan (heard), Angus, Farage, Ponga, Walsh Isaacman, Burns, Burns, Trump  (heard), Winslet, Attenborough (heard), Johnson, Martin, Keir (first name), Starmer, Lanyon, Panetta, Oriela (first name), Mokhber, Rubio, Scott, Stanley, Russell, Wyatt, Marzhew (heard), Radley (heard), Ponga (heard), Hannay, Boyd, Tanah (first name) Kroehn, Kiss, Pritchard (heard), Dobson, Dearden (heard), Yasmin (first name), Gillard (heard), de Grasse Tyson, Tindall, Catley, Gillmeister, Maher, Qim (first name), Marles, Bellamy, Sacre and Dearden. Anna McGraw read the weather report. Brisbane was 11-25 today. Brisbane was 14-25 toms. Mt. Gravatt toms: 11-25 Sunrise: 6:19am Sunset 5:11pm

Friday Post 329d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ exactly 2500. Nice number, eh? Actually, 'twas 2490 but that number pissed me off enough to get up, step ten steps around the chair and sit back down. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I read and shared Facebook memories.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Jane's minding me 9:30am till 1pm. My most important mission for toms: buying PIG mum a Mother's Day present from Underwood MarketPlace!! I keep forgetting is it Big W/KMart beyond Woolies. XD
• Yay that Jane has said she'll gimme two big mugs of white tea over lunch meaning I'll enjoy three big cups with sweetener toms, yay!
• Also looking forward to playing table tennis with dad @ church from 1:30pm~
• But most looking forward to reading The Last Druid all arvo, since it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book~ Will prolly haveta skip watching the 6pm news for the 87TH time, since I've gotta complete the  daily Bible readings
• Righteo, wishing  everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em.  ^^

Friday Post 329c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total now stands @ 2405 (so may not quite reach 2.5 grand before the night's out, sorry XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Showcase His Glory'. Anyways, continuing Friday's events?

• After sitting over the loo for two tinkles, Jane tootled me home and I took a nice hot shower -  hairwash today. Also thanks to Jane for helping me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, lunch was one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie with TWO cheese and one delicious mug of vanilla chai, unfortunately unsweetened since Jane couldn't find where sneaky PIG mum had hidden both the honey and the sugar. *sigh*
• At 1:55pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles then signed Jane off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms 9:30am till 1pm.
• Christina came and gave Ela one hour of unfunctional exercises.
• After she left, PIG mum fed me some arvo tea (one mandarin, one tasty cracker and one huge mug of green tea) and I happily read The Last Druid for one hour, reaching pg. 200 @ 4:16pm.
• Used the loo for one tinkle, read the daily Bible passages and watched the 6pm news (Seven's) for the 86TH time. All the things I like recording are in today's previous post.
• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner @ 7:36pm, I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa  yummy broccoli, some leftover yummy pork and some fish. Tried one sip of brandy mixed with some orange fizzy drink!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• 4th uncle must be tired; he headed upstairs for bed @ like 8:14pm! It's only 8:47pm now but Uncle Cheesecake and his wife have just followed!
• Anyways, hopefully   bbl following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
  

Friday Post 329b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2306 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news (Seven's) for the86TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

•  Nature called around 2:30am; following the first sunlight pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I happily cuddled and snored; can't remember did nature call again around 7:45am but I definitely used the pot :P for one more tinkle around 9am, shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before heading back outside and awaiting Jane's arrival @ 9:30am.
• After PIG mum lets Jane inside @ 9:30am, Jane knocks and opens the door, calling "Good morning, Em; fifteen more minutes, okay?" Daddy Bear gives a single paw nod and just like that she's closed the door and left, thus denying Daddy Bear the chance to imperiously wave his paw 'shoo' @ her. XD
• When Jane returns and taps me up, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth before sitting over the loo for one tinkle.  After washing and drying   Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table with Jane, who says she had her usual breakfast smoothie for her morning meal today.
• Think my breakfast was one/two dry (no honey) Weet-Bix very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P and Milo cereal, maybe one slice of toast hopefully very lightly sprinkled with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Breakfast finished, I called Jane back and asked her to please gimme (face and both hands) some sunscreen before she walked back with me to the bathroom then returned to the loo and washed the breakfast stuff up. Over the loo, , I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of Sarah (Jane's car's license plate reads SAZ) and Jane tootles me off to the NAB for my last session with Nathan. Only traffic's really bad; around Toowong Village Jane has me read the NAB reception and say I'm coming, just late!
• Upon arrival I used the loo for one tinkle and then Nathan met me while Jane was walking with me down the hallway!  
• Physio today: standing boxing with both hands and left weight shift, stepping for Erf with left weight shift, stepping for Elf with only a little right weight shift and twenty laps long hallway walking.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sarah Greenhalgh and Max Futcher) for the 86TH time: Wightman, Cooney, Burke, Reason, Janai (first name), Safar, Barton, Bassone, Bland, Marlina (first name), Whop, Tait, Crisafulli, Camm, Mander (heard), Newman, Hammond, Allen, Stapleton, Lester, Sussan (heard), Ley (heard), Maud (first  name), Page, Ghebresysus, Downie, Declan (first name), Milton, Hanson (heard), Farley, Herne, Ciraldo, Bostock (heard), Nikorima (heard), Flegler (heard), Cobbo, Woolf, Selwyn (heard), Pooran, Hazlewood (heard), Marsh, Collins, Bennett, Foran, Fogarty (heard), Kroehn,   Toohey, Voss (heard), Milford (heard), Opie, Lewer, Peters, Hammond, Russell, Whitfeld, Morseu Butler, Chalmers, Cwtch (first name), Attenborough, Soh, Yazar, Bechwati, Tyler, Anika (first name), Wells, Trump, Scott, Waltz, Jeffreys and Tozer. Rohan Welsh read the sports report and Anna Mc Graw read the weather report. and Brisbane was 12-23 today. Brisbane toms: 12-25. Mt.  Gravatt toms: 9-24. Sunrise: 6:18am Sunset: 5:12pm

Friday Post 329

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2222 steps (nice number, eh? Actually, ‘twas  2221 but I got  up and took  a single step forward before sitting down  again since I reckon 2222 looks cooler  XD);  secondly, John Piper’s devotional topic from last night’s “Don’t Serve God”;  thirdly, TWFT topic’s “Today God’s With You” and fourthly, Our Daily    Bread’s devotional topic’s The Light Of  Life but fifthly and way most importantly I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after Christina comes and gives Ela one hour’s worth of unfunctional exercises!!  So hopefully bbl afterwards else hoping everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 329d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2025. Ha, I'm just over two grand.  XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 8:50pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.  Usually, I wait until 9pm before going but when nature calls, you gotta listen! XD
• Toms: Jane's coming @ 8am and taking me for my last two-hour physio session with Nathan @ the NAB. It's Fun Shirt Friday! :D  Only pity that's Kat not present so I can't visit her level four staffroom and raid her chocolate stash. >< XD
• Jane will see me home and showered before leaving @ 2pm; think it's Christina coming to give Ela one hour of unfunctional exercises @ 2:30pm.
• Looking forward to reading the druid book for another hour and hoping to watch the 6pm news for the 86TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^