Monday Post 612d

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3597 (see? Told you I'd crack 3.5 grand! XD). Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Nature calls again around 7:45am and once more @ 9am, just before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with only the bra strap and tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• That done, I call for PIG mum to please finish with Elf's AFO straps and both laces, since it's already past 9:45pm and should I reenter the bedroom less than twelve hours after I exited it, I'll have wasted the entire day! >< *sigh*
• Once PIG mum finishes with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly   and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one dry (no honey) Weet-Bix very lightly sprinkled with some Minus :P, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast I walked myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my own seatbelt (what I do all day). PIG mum tootles me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage and we listen to her Spotify playlist all day, too.
• At Ray's, I use the loo for one tinkle then lie down for some acupuncture and massage and acupuncture. PIG mum was in her element   and yapped ceaselessly @ Ray who was a champion and always replied and kept   a conversation flowing. Actually, PIG mum deserves congrats too: she only repeated one syllable four/five times! XD
• After one more toilet   trip, PIG mum tootles us back to Warrigal Square to buy groceries from Woolies. Unfortunately, the disabled parks were all taken and PIG mum parked @ the very END, where the pharmacy is! >< But @ least we bumped into Kat~ Oh, I forgot to tell her that it's my birthday MONTH! XD
• Back home, lunch was last night's leftovers; before heading off to APO I sat over the loo for two tinkles. Lol, last night dad already only ordered two meals for three people; considering he took away some for lunch today just   shows how very little I actually got.  >< XD
• At APO Gina made me one cup of white tea with two sugars! :D
• Peter fixed the AFO but I'm  gonna wear the old one until the wound on my heel heals.
• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle then plopped online.
• Phew, the garage door was open when Jacinta arrived; she just let herself inside then walked behind me   to the bathroom for my nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to   hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was one piece of fruit (pear I think?), one plain cracker and one weird mug of T2 tea. Happiness was reading Perky's Wallaby Stew for one hour then having nearly twenty-five minutes to play Puppy Match~ XD
• At 5:55pm I sat over the loo for two more tinkles then signed Jacinta off with my thanks and byes. She's back same time next week.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
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