Monday Post 327

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding only 784 steps (but will hopefully have cracked 1000 before Monday ends); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'Five Digital Dangers'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'The Worst Failure ... Is Failure To Try and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Anatomy of a Hardening Heart'. Anyways, events for today?

• Woo hoo, 7th consecutive awesome sleep last night; that's the 8th time this year I've achieved one consecutive week of awesome sleeps! :D Nature didn't call until 8am and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I happily cuddle and snore, nature calling once more just after 9am shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and laying out the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after immediately struggling into the tee then giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum returns and finishes with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and  both laces (but she takes long enough that I don't exit the bedroom until 9:50am; will remember to sit for a long while over the loo so I'll not be  back in  bed for another sleep before twelve hours have passed else I'll feel that I've wasted the entire day.) >< *sigh*
• After letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of plain porridge, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the bathroom, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my own seatbelt (what I do all day). PIG mum tootles me off to see Ray for some massage and acupuncture.
• At Ray's, PIG mum's covering us with our Disneyland umbrella when Ray comes out with a MASSIVE one! I squee I wanna  walk inside under his enormous umbrella; Ray laughs and swaps umbrellas with PIG mum. XD
• At Ray's, I use the loo for one tinkle then lie down for some massage and acupuncture. Elf's calf hurts slightly during the massage but thankfully the neck pain from yesterday has buggered off!
• After another tinkle, PIG mum tootled us home.  Didn't buy groceries today since she needed to get home to let the cleaner in and besides, she left the parking permit @ home.
• Lunch was one bowl of rice leftovers plus one huge mug of herbal tea. 4th Uncle had finished swimming with dad; he and Uncle Cheesecake had already had lunch so while I was having mine dad tootled them out to catch public transport somewhere. Uncle Cheesecake's wife stayed home; she's downstairs now.
• Lunch finished, I used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Jacinta's minding me from 4-6pm today; fingers crossed she can find where the sneaky parents hid the sweetener! XD
• Looking forward to reading for one hour and fingers crossed I'll watch the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 94TH time!
• Toms: Peggy's minding me from 9:20am till 2pm. PIG mum's sending me   to GoCutt for my cheap haircut; suppose I'm looking shaggy. XD
•  Suppose also we'll buy groceries from Coles Pinelands afterwards plus my once-weekly crunchy pork bahn mi from the Pinelands Bakehouse?
• Nothing happening after Peggy leaves, I don't think. Looking forward to spending my most important two hours of the day online, reading for one hour and watching the 6pm news for the 95TH time!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl,  else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sarah Greenhalgh and Max Futcher) for the 94TH time: Hammond, Barrie, Moriarty, Wightman, Plibersek, Barnaby  (first  name), Joyce, Webcke (heard), Albanese, Hawkins,  Keating (heard), Dymock, Kennedy (heard), Nkeita, Sweedman, Burley, Azize, Bleijie, Marlina (first name), Rai, Rahm, Stieler, Jaxson (first name), Abate, Downie, James, Kayleen (first name), Whop,   Walsh (heard), Slater (heard), Tate, Abate, Scott, Volodomyr (first  name, heard), Zelensky (heard), Trump, Dallin (first name),  Galvin, Kroehn, Walker, Flegler (heard), Plath (heard), Raffoul, Alley (first  name), Hammer, Holland, Smalley, Marrkez (heard), Kenny, Bechwati, Burgess, Milton, Keary, Tedesco,  Barclay, Valance (heard), Walker, Langer (heard), Fifita (heard), and Auden. Steve read the sports report, TimMcMillan read the finance report (1AUD = 71.41USc) and Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane toms: 19-24. Sunrise: 6:24am Sunset 5:07