Saturday Post 612b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4260 (sweet I'm over four grand; that doesn't haven too often!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Always Giving Thanks' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• EPIC FAILURE last night. >< When nature called last night @ 1:30am I transferred myself over to the pot :P and started widdling but immediately clenched and stopped after hearing the first drop hit the floor - PIG mum had forgotten to put the pot :P into the commode for me last night and I'd forgotten to check before relaxing and peeing! >< Era thumped the wall and I screeched upstairs PIG mum you forgot to gimme the pot :P last night and I forgot to check before peeing, but I immediately stopped when I heard the pee and please come downstairs and gimme the pot :P back since I've not finished peeing yet! Only she was too deeply asleep and didn't respond; five minutes later I banged the wall again and repeated my message; phew, she finally came downstairs this time. Her bad for forgetting to leave me the pot :P last night; my bad for forgetting to check before peeing! XD
• After the  first daylight pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Daddy Bear and I then cuddle and have a massive snore, me not waking again until nearly 9am! After the second pot :P trip, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* Shortly after that, PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs and soon she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and give poor Elf a very brief rub since she totally ignored my foot last night, like she's done ALL WEEK. Never mind, Era rubbed Elf for fifteen minutes last night and let her sleep last night wearing her sock but obviously remembered to pull it off before PIG mum came to help me with the pot :P before pulling it back on after she left! XD
• After Jacinta arrives @ 9:30am, she knocks, opens the door and calls "Good morning, Em!" Daddy Bear nods a paw in response to her greeting; when she says, "Fifteen more minutes, okay?" Daddy Bear gives another paw nod then flicks his paw imperiously 'shoo' @ her. Jacinta smirks but wisely leaves us be, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• Once I've counted down from 900 seconds, I swing myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle and announce to Jacinta that I'm hungry. She immediately comes, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup of water before sitting over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I head out with Jacinta to the gobbling :p  table. Breakfast's my once-weekly fried egg on one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast very lightly spread with some avocado, my first big mug of vanilla chai sweetened with one spoonful of honey, all my usual drugs :P and a second tall cup of water, Over and after breakfast, I happily read Feist's newest novel for thirty minutes. finishing page twenty-five @ 10:39am. 
• After Jacinta covers my face and both arms with sunscreen she closes and locks windows while I use the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era before climbing into the passenger seat of her car.  Jacinta helps me buckle my seatbelt (as she kindly does all day) then tootles us out to Underwood Marketplace, parking outside the front and grabbing a trolley for us.
• At Woolies PIG mum wants milk and cheap bread; Jacinta also buys a six-pack of chocolate hot cross buns and a water jug filter.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  

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