Monday Post 328d

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3223 but   secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed NINE MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• PIG mum  returns to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let  her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to  the bathroom  and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo  for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• You'd think since it's Winter now I'd @ least get a slice oof dry (unbuttered)  toast with my  breakfast but nope, it's still just one bowl of plain porridge. *sigh* I  also pop all my usual drugs :P and drain one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast I walk  myself slowly and safely back to the loo,  again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! 

•  After washing  and drying Era, I climb into   the backseat of PIG mum's car and buckle my seatbelt. She tootles me off to see Ray for  some  acupuncture and massage.

• On arrival, I screech @ Ray to put a jumper on; the crazy man's still only wearing a short-sleeved tee! o_O XD

• After one loo  trip I lie down for some slightly ouchy massage and acupuncture. PIG mum's in her element, yapping unceaselessly @ Ray and repeating multiple syllables several times in her excitement @ getting to yap; my grateful thanks to  Ray who  always replied and kept a conversation  flowing~

• After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootles us home and I start reading the day's Bible passages until  she summons me for lunch; she cooked yummy fried rice! That  was washed down with one mug of  delicious Chinese tea; after taking the cup over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back  online,   always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

   

• At 1:55pm I sit over the loo  for two more tinkles and then Jacinta tootles me off  to B - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^