Sunday, June 3, 2012

sunday post 95c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3420. righteo, continuing today's events?
-huge thanks to melmel who helped me once to the loo about halfway through. when bible study finished, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, then thankfully, tootled me around to the main hall.
-downstairs, i asked PIG mum to please find me pole, so i could say bye to her. she did, but instead of bringing her over, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to hug her bye.
-anyways, 'twas time to head into the little kiddies room after that.
-lol, i mixed up tiff with zoe! ><"
-anyways, zoe led the singing, then i told my story. lol, i asked the little kiddies, 'who in your family reads the newspapers?" this little girl flapped her hand @ me and said, 'mine do!" so i asked her, 'which one?" but she said, "dunno. they read chinese ones." XD
-sadly, we didn't make any craft today, coz aunty peggy played games with us!
-the last game was piggy in the middle, the first game was when everyone chose an animal, then whoever was 'it' went around whacking ppl on the head, and you had to call out the name of another animal before you got hit. whoever got hit thrice had to sing a song, joseph lost first, then a lil girl volunteered to sing. XD
-anyways, when PIG mum came to pick me up, she took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD.
-she tootled me off to plaza for lunch, but only on the condition that she got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk down to around kmart and say hello to dearest dad, who was running a stall there, promoting BCAC to randoms.
-but i got a cheese and bacon burger from KFC, something i haven't had ever since the cruel and unfaithful god destroyed my life with the brain tumour more than five years ago! true, i had to share chips and an orange juice with PIG mum, but hey. i'm just glad i had the burger! :D
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home and i plopped online. i didn't use the loo coz PIG mum said if i did, i couldn't go again when dr. lee and janice took me grocery shopping, so i just waited.
-when dr. lee arrived, i went to the loo then before he tootled me off to warrigal square to meet janice.
-i was the designated trolley pusher. well, ela didn't, coz she was afraid of getting a sore shoulder again, but era pushed.
-janice picked up all this meat, dr. lee picked up batteries, and i got two litres of A2 full cream milk for dad.
-when they were paying, i went and rested my tired legs on some chair.
-then, we had coffee buns for arvo tea! well, janice and i just shared half, while dr. lee had one whole one.
-and we bumped into uncle calvin!
- afterwards, dr. lee tootled me home. i said my thanks and byes to him; either he's working mon, wed and fri this week, or tues, thurs and sat. XD
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 95b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3238. righteo, events for today?
-woohoo! that's three consecutive great sleeps during the night for me! :D like yesterday, nature didn't call until 6am, and after a pot :P trip, i cuddled bear bear and successfully counted myself back to sleep until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles, she got me kitted for the day, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, plus one mug of yummy warm horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
- PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD then tootled us off to church. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'gravity' all day, too.
-whilst PIG mum drove us to church, i closed my eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-thankfully, coz of the rain, PIG mum dropped me off @ the little house. meaning i still had to walk, of course, but not the usual distance. once inside the little house, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me to bible study.
-today, aunty a took bible study on john ten, about being jesus' sheep.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now, to do more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online tonight!! >< *sigh*

Saturday, June 2, 2012

sunday post 95

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2576 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you can't do it alone (2)"; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's two and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after janice and dr. lee leave tonight!! but they'll arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl with the events for today, else hope everyone has a smashing week! (for me, i've just got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, followed by that stupid TAFE course, before carol comes to shower me in the arvo.)
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 94b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2130. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after prayer, michael, bernard and i started a bible study about jesus giving water to the samaritan woman.
-around 9:15, i beckoned dr. dr. tai over and asked her please to help me to the loo once. i managed fine by myself, remembering to stamp elf and erf against the footmat before stepping back onto the tiles, thus preventing a repeat of the first time i fell this year.
-we all sat back into a circle then thomas wrapped up for us~
-awesome, someone baked soup for us last night! dad got me one bowl, however dissed me majorly for not holding it 'correctly'. lol, i thought you could only hold cups 'incorrectly'! XD
-anyways, he tootled me home repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz. sadly, dad refused to pour me any milk, and i've just realised, i forgot to ask tess to pour me half a cup this morning! XD oh well, i'll ask carol for that on monday. :)
-today: another awesome sleep last night, woohoo! nature didn't call until 6am, and after a pot :P trip, i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him till PIG mum left for work @ 7:45am. after using the pot :P once more, i spent ten minutes until 7:55am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-more happy sleepings, and one more loo trip, until tess arrived around 10am.
-like usual, though, she lemme stay in bed till half past before rousing me.
-after one more tinkle in the pot :P i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and returned to bed. tess got me kitted, then we walked over to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste. i also drank one mug of water 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i linked arms and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-yay, saturday's my best day for breakfast! apart from having dad's ham and eggs and cheese on toast, tess also shared with me some sticky rice she'd made. :)
-after breakfast, i completed my bible study homework while tess massaged ela for like forty minutes.
-at midday, tess took me to the loo once and made me some milo, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i surfed the net with tessa's iphone while she massaged ela for a lil longer.
-time to leave, tess took me once more to the loo and i did my second stinky unspeakable for the day, then she drove me to dr. lee's place for pole's farewell lunch!
-only, tessa's GPS was like, mega-stupid, telling us to u-turn twice along the same road! o_O we made it there, luckily~
*sigh* what's with bachelor pads and stairs? dr. lee's had stairs, too! >< luckily, grace arrived same time as me, and followed me up.
-i also managed fine in the loo by myself, although i didn't go downstairs to surprise pole when she arrived, though by all accounts, she gaped like a fish outta water. XD
-thanks to janice who got me one slice of chicken and avocado pizza, and janice who got me some noodles. i also nabbed myself like, six sausage and pineapple toothpicks, and someone kindly poured me one plastic cup of aloe vera.
-i remembered to tell pastor chris i wouldn't be present for service toms, and he told me that he's doing a sermon about that woman who had bleeding problems but touched jesus and was healed.
-dad came to pick me up shortly before 4pm and tootled me home, although he wouldn't allow me online and said i was only allowed half a toastie for arvo tea! ><
-lol, i've suddenly got memory - oh, annette came and gave me one nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to her who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before annette flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. annette rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i had my paltry half a toastie for arvo tea, plus one mug of tea sweetened with an overflowing teaspoonful of honey.
-annette then massaged ela for around forty minutes. she's not back until next tuesday, meaning i won't see her @ all the week starting toms. her family's having pork spare ribs for dinner, and can you believe this - her son's like, fifteen but has like size SIXTEEN feet!!
-annette took me once more to the loo before leaving, but i couldn't return online coz PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on absolutely ages of forced exercises.
-that was followed by more than fifteen minutes of the less (but STILL! ><) painful calf stretch
-and when aunty a arrived for dinner, the parents ordered that i go open the door for her. then i went to the loo once before dinner.
-lol, sorry, i've completely forgotten what i had for dinner tonight! >< but definitely rice, lotsa vegies and a lil meat. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then i returned online.
-little mickey rang me! eem biu jie's 'lum sai', now. XD
-i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo around 9pm.
-gosh, it's 10pm now! aunty a's just left; PIG mum's here to gleefully force me off to bed, too.
-toms: just church, nothing special. but i get morning tea, coz i'm going downstairs to tell the story fore the lil kiddies!
-also fingers crossed we can hit plaza for lunch, and that i'll get some visitors who take me out/bring some arvo tea toms! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms~
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 94

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2010 steps today (lol, i'm just over two grand! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "you can't do it alone (1)" righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after a loo tripdad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship. :)
-bernard really did attend last night!
-we only started off with eight people last night, though @ least two people joined later on.
-to begin with, kathy asked us to share sth we'd achieved this week; i told everyone how i'd been published! :D
-we split into groups to pray; i prayed with michael and bernard, though i declined to pray out aloud. i'm fine with praying out aloud, but whenever asked, will always decline.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, June 1, 2012

friday post 91c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3430 and the final, final spam count for the week's eleven. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-(these are mega-abbreviated, coz i'm leaving for SHINE fellowship very soon!)
-after physio, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for some fish and chips! first, though, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to coles so she could get a wedding card for jess and fiancĂ©e.
-awesome, naz even put chicken salt on the chips! i told him to put more next time. :P
-we bumped into aunty a! she's having a RDO today.
-aunty a and PIG mum ganged up on me. :(
-back home, i tootled online until aunty lucia came to shower me.
-then i got half a chocolate and half a green tea harsiubing for arvo tea! too bad PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to pour my own mug of milk, but nevermind, that was my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty lucia took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i tootled happily online until PIG mum forced me off for many ela exercises and the less (but STILL! ><) painful calf stretch.
-dinner was a lil of the yummy pasta i'd picked last night. PIG mum gave the rest to dad.
-righteo, leaving for SHINE fellowship now; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 91b

heylo again! em's new plodding total (and most likely final, final plodding total) for friday now stands @ 3185. see, i told you i'd pass three grand. :P righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip i cuddled bear bear and fell back asleep with him until dad came and kissed me good-bye before leaving for work around 8am.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear and one more pot :P trip before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, before PIG mum got me kitted for the day. then, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of toast for breakfast. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the plate while era spread, but that just meant that i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy warm mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off for physio @ UQ. once she turned into logan road, i closed my eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive (the pronto software building, actually), era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then went down to pay margit as shi Forced me to walk into the gym.
-argh, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm still owed FORTY-THREE MINUTES online!!!!! *sigh*