good evening! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3167. awesome, i'm not only over two grand; i'm over three grand as well! XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was drying my glasses for me.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where i enjoyed my yummy slice of chocolate cake from karen! i'd have loved to wash that down with milk, but carol explained that PIG mum hadn't given me permission to. :( oh well, white and two tea, my cup for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, i dropped ela onto the table and told her, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'll just be reading."
-so i happily read feist's newest novel until 5:25pm, when carol massaged ela for thirty minutes, painting her, unsurprisingly, chocolate cake colour with chocolate icing dot colour today.
-at 5:55pm, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-after she left, i got my naruto fix.
-unfortunately, PIG mum booted me offline just when i'd finished. i can't remember did i use the loo once first or not, but PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 40+ mins of exercises, before gleefully forcing poor elf on @ least fifteen minutes of the less (but STILL!) painful calf stretch.
-top top it all off, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. she still hasn't plodded hers yet, though! ><
-dinner afterwards: more of the yucky rice, lotsa yummy wombok, one or two strips of beef and a lil yummy egg, which i saved for last, of course. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of rice green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Monday, June 4, 2012
TUESDAY POST 91
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1157 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'christ is totally credible (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night around 2:30am and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." (oh, and in case you're curious, she doesn't really POKE me, it's more like a face stroke. XD)
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the loo for three more tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of toast for breakfast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era spread; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of yummy horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and again, she decided we'd listen to lowell lo, too.
-when she tootled me off to UQ for physio, while she drove, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with all the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then, reopening my eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-when we arrived, PIG mum took me once to the loo, also wasting no time in gleefully forcing poor ela to open and close the tap for her. then she left me with shi.
-physio today: work for ela, plinth work, standing calf stretch and a short walk @ the end.
-after taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum tootled us off to the underwood coffee club for lunch with mrs. dent! :) while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-unfortunately, all the disabled parking spots were taken; PIG mum happily parked much further away and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the coffee club, and after i'd sat down, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk further into the place coz she said 'twas too windy! ><
-on top of that, she wouldn't even lemme eat one whole plate of eggs benedict for myself! no, she only gave me about half. :( my only consolations were that i drank a yummy chocolate thickshake and mrs. dent shouted me six chips.
-we just chatted; huge thanks to PIG mum who curbed her oft-vile tongue and left dearest dad and i totally undissed. :)
-lunch was over in like ninety minutes! after saying good-bye to mrs. dent, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home.
-after ordering me to turn off the alarm, PIG mum opened the door. i went once more to the loo before plopping online; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, carol should arrive to shower me in like, ten minutes time. and i've got chocolate cake for arvo tea! karen was feeding all the students some, and shouted me a slice! "who's birthday are we celebrating?" i asked her. karen's response? "the queen's." XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can return online tonight, else i've just got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms, before aunty wendy comes and minds me for three hours. dunno what PIG mum's gonna do, but anyways, toms night is dessert night, yay! XD
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 96d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4119. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she decided we'd listen to Llewellyn lo first up too. lol, he sings fine, but i've had his song that goes "ah ha!" stuck in my head all day. XD
-when PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physio for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes then she opened and closed her palm @ least twenty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-unfortunately, 'twas a disastrous session. >< i just stood while doing exercises for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then she agreed to take me to the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-i had the charsiu omelette with rice while PIG mum had some combination ho fan. the owner lady was very nice and chatty ans she kept pouring us tea while we talked! XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off for that stupid TAFE course, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-phew, sue was back. :) i'd been very worried for her mum, who's in some nursing home, but turns out she was away coz of her mother-in-law!
-today, i worked mainly with three women and the guy tongpow (sp), on some speaking activities.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. i plopped online till carol arrived just before 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol turned the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, i enjoyed the leftovers from lunch for arvo tea, plus one cup of tea, white and two, my official one to hold 'incorrectly' for the day.
-when i'd finished with arvo tea, era placed ela onto the table, and i told carol, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'm just gonna be reading."
-carol massaged ela for like forty minutes today, but i've forgotten what colours, sorry. sth like meat pie with tomato sauce dots.
-at 5:55pm, carol took me once to the loo for two tinkles. she's having some kinda lamb stew pot for dinner tonight, and will come back toms and wednesday.
-when she left, i tootled briefly online until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-when she immediately and gleefully booted me offline, i went to the loo once first (no guesses as to who forced who to do everything).
-thus followed ages and ages of exercises for poor ela, then the less (but still! ><) painful calf stretch, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-dinner (while PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty): rice, lotsa yummy wombok and some beef. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of warm yummy soup, then i returned online.
-zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that watching the voice was more important to her than making sure her only severely disabled daughter made it safely to the loo and back @ 9pm, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. then we're going to see mrs. dent for lunch @ the underwood coffee club @ 1pm! eggs benedict, yay! :D *sigh* PIG mum has already demanded that i share it with her, but hey. :(
-and carol's coming to shower me again toms~ righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she decided we'd listen to Llewellyn lo first up too. lol, he sings fine, but i've had his song that goes "ah ha!" stuck in my head all day. XD
-when PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physio for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes then she opened and closed her palm @ least twenty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-unfortunately, 'twas a disastrous session. >< i just stood while doing exercises for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then she agreed to take me to the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-i had the charsiu omelette with rice while PIG mum had some combination ho fan. the owner lady was very nice and chatty ans she kept pouring us tea while we talked! XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off for that stupid TAFE course, taking me once to the loo when we arrived.
-phew, sue was back. :) i'd been very worried for her mum, who's in some nursing home, but turns out she was away coz of her mother-in-law!
-today, i worked mainly with three women and the guy tongpow (sp), on some speaking activities.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. i plopped online till carol arrived just before 4pm.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol turned the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, i enjoyed the leftovers from lunch for arvo tea, plus one cup of tea, white and two, my official one to hold 'incorrectly' for the day.
-when i'd finished with arvo tea, era placed ela onto the table, and i told carol, "please start massaging her when you're ready. i'm just gonna be reading."
-carol massaged ela for like forty minutes today, but i've forgotten what colours, sorry. sth like meat pie with tomato sauce dots.
-at 5:55pm, carol took me once to the loo for two tinkles. she's having some kinda lamb stew pot for dinner tonight, and will come back toms and wednesday.
-when she left, i tootled briefly online until PIG mum awoke from pigland.
-when she immediately and gleefully booted me offline, i went to the loo once first (no guesses as to who forced who to do everything).
-thus followed ages and ages of exercises for poor ela, then the less (but still! ><) painful calf stretch, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-dinner (while PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty): rice, lotsa yummy wombok and some beef. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of warm yummy soup, then i returned online.
-zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that watching the voice was more important to her than making sure her only severely disabled daughter made it safely to the loo and back @ 9pm, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. then we're going to see mrs. dent for lunch @ the underwood coffee club @ 1pm! eggs benedict, yay! :D *sigh* PIG mum has already demanded that i share it with her, but hey. :(
-and carol's coming to shower me again toms~ righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 96c
good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4019. yeah, i'm just over four grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-when PIG mum came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of toast for breakfast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of toast for breakfast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 96b
he's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2428. lol, i'm sure i'll have passed 2.5 grand should i get the chance to return online after dinner. XD anyways, PIG mum's just come downstairs; doubtless she'll be gleefully forcing me to do all these bloody exercises for her soon, so just fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. and i'm still owe FIFTY-ONE online!!!! *sigh*
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. and i'm still owe FIFTY-ONE online!!!! *sigh*
Sunday, June 3, 2012
monday post 96
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2141 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'christ is totally credible (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online tonight after carol leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night around 2:20am and once more around 6am, before cuddling bear bear and returning to sleep with him before dearest dad left for work @ 8:20am this morning.
-after dad left, i spent the ten minutes till 8:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with all the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and fell back asleep with him, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-hey, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else it's just UQ physio for me toms, then lunch with mrs. dent @ the coffee club, then carol to shower me again toms arvo~
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. today i endured a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, had lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant and had that stupid TAFE course.
-i used the pot :P once last night around 2:20am and once more around 6am, before cuddling bear bear and returning to sleep with him before dearest dad left for work @ 8:20am this morning.
-after dad left, i spent the ten minutes till 8:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with all the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and fell back asleep with him, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-hey, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else it's just UQ physio for me toms, then lunch with mrs. dent @ the coffee club, then carol to shower me again toms arvo~
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. today i endured a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, had lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant and had that stupid TAFE course.
sunday post 95d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3433. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-one more loo trip @ 8;45pm.
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ 11am. ><
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards! that way, i can save half to take home for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to shower me @ 4pm.
-in between is the stupid volunteer tutoring @ TAFE. i hope sue's back! although that gagar fellow was pretty funny last week. XD
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-one more loo trip @ 8;45pm.
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ 11am. ><
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant afterwards! that way, i can save half to take home for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to shower me @ 4pm.
-in between is the stupid volunteer tutoring @ TAFE. i hope sue's back! although that gagar fellow was pretty funny last week. XD
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
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