Monday Post 435c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5782 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Rejoicing In Insults' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed SIX MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, continuing events for today?

• Afterwards, I sat down for a little plastic cup of water and then PIG mum tootles me home. When she's driving along Oakleaf St. CODA suddenly rings and Michelle asks where are we coz Angelica's been waiting outside your door since 3pm! PIG mum replies well her shift doesn't usually start until 3:30pm but we're only two streets away.
• Once back home I take a nice warm shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Angelica who rinses out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted, I head out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which is one yummy juicy pear and one mug of some infusion. Angelica massages Ela and I play Jewel Hereos, passing another four levels! Stuck on a hard one now, prolly till the rest of the year. XD
• Five minutes before Angelica leaves, I use the loo once more for two tinkles. PIG mum signs Angelica off and shoes her away before I'm off the loo, so after washing and drying Era I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Happily watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 172ND time. All the things I like recording are in the previous post.
• When the parents summoned me to dinner I used the loo for one tinkle and walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little bok choy, lotsa soup carrot, some yummy black fungus, one slice of yummy chicken and two little pork bones that I sucked the meat off that had edible tendons!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after taking the soup to the kitchen I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. \
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing Tuesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Monday Post 435b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for today! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5435 (sweet, I'm more than half a normal person today XD) but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 172ND time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• Nature usually calls hourly after that initial pot :P trip, but happiness was sleeping soundly until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the door before waking again for the pot. :P
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and promises to try his hardest to come home for lunch, Pearl and I happily snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before noisy PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap and the tee before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back and finishes with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is one bowl of the less-yummy (sticky) bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) lightly sprinkled with some Coco Pops, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and she tootles us off to the QE2 to visit Uncle Slam's mum. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM almost all day (but for the final trip home PIG mum switched to her mix of Canto pop) and today, Era helped Ela stretch for fifty minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm about 300 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also helped rub Ela's fingers for three minutes.
• Lol, PIG mum found a disabled park but 'twas @ the very end of the road? When we finally entered the building, I first sat down and PIG mum whacked a facemask on me. Then we had to catch the elevator up and walk down one hallway to find Uncle Slam's mum's room.
• She was asleep when we first arrived; PIG mum lemme sit in her wheelie walker and sat around the other side of the bed herself. I was nervous she'd sleep all morning and PIG mum would make me leave but thankfully she woke up! Seeing she was awake, PIG mum leaned forward and told her slowly and clearly that she'd brought me to visit her. Era was resting on her blanket; I felt very loved when she immediately brought her hands from out under the blanket and started looking for my hands! Era touched her hand and she immediately turned the hand around to hold mine; she's only got a very weak grip strength but that's to be expected from an old lady in palliative care!
• Suddenly her lips start moving but I can't hear any sound; mother immediately bends her ear towards Uncle Slam's mum's mouth and hears her ask quietly for water because she's thirsty! While PIG mum busies herself with pouring her a cup of water, I lean forward and quickly and quietly tell granny that if it's her time to go to heaven and be with uncle that's fine; we'll look after Uncle Slam.
• PIG mum says let's pray for granny before we leave. And good timing, just as we're taking our leave, Uncle Slam's sister and her husband arrive to keep granny company! Good, she won't haveta be alone~
• PIG mum tootles us home for lunch, which is a bowl of the leftover pasta I'd made with Tiff last Friday and one mug of Chinese tea. Dearest dad comes home for lunch and holds a Whatsapp videochat with 4th Aunty; aiya, Yau Hin's somehow caught himself COVID and they ALL haveta isolate for one week! o_O Thankfully his fever broke today, though, after running a temperature for the past two days.
• I boot up the computer, use the loo for one more tinkle @ 1:40pm and then climb back into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD; she tootles me off to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture.
• When I enter, Aunty Anna offers to do ear candling for me! I decline for now, saying lemme do some research first and I'll turn the offer down should she offer again; I know Wikipedia's only good for background information but it says ear candling's both dangerous and ineffective! o_O
• I lie facedown and get some massage and acupuncture from Aunty Anna. Lol, PIG mum's incessant yapping's boring enough to send me asleep again but thankfully I didn't snore this time! XD
• Afterwards, I sat down for a little plastic cup of water and then PIG mum tootles me home. When she's driving along Oakleaf St. CODA suddenly rings and Michelle asks where are we - bbl!
  
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 172ND time: Albanese, Croucher, Gallagher, Lambie, Arvier, Palaszczuk, Thorpe, Heinke, Kreig, Luai, Fagan (heard),  Cheika (heard), Naraz, Millward, Last, Kimba (first name), Lehrmann, Aldon Sinclair, Gibson, Mortimer, Loupos, Rahm,  Wyatt, Higgins (heard), Cavallaro, Licina, Keller (heard), Sunac (heard), Arkle, Biden (heard), Truss (heard), Mordant, Cowley, Moses (heard), Keary (heard), Geran, Brady, Fegan, Virat (first name), heard), Kohli and Rawlings.  63.21USc = 1AUD. Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from Kangaroo Point. Brisbane was 17-31 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 18-29. Sunrise 5:02am Sunrise 6:02pm.

Monday Post 437

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4072 steps (ha, I'm just over four grand XD); secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's "God's Final, Decisive Word'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Night-Time Experiences (2)' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Fleeing From Turkeys' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after I get home from seeing Aunty Anna!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 437d

 One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3683 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now just five. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I emailed Sonia and Denny to ask them would they know why how today I've suddenly pulled up with a sore left hip.
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: for the second consecutive Monday, Annette's not free to mind me 9-1? I've texted her; hopefully her daughter's alright~
• Hopefully instead PIG mum will take me to visit Uncle Slam's mum ...
• Will doubtless come home for lunch with dearest dad~
• And Priscilla's minding me from 3:30pm till 5:30pm.
• Ooh, hopefully I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 172ND time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Sunday Post 437c

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3582. Ha, I'm just over 3.5 grand. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When the parents called dinnertime, I used the loo for one more tinkle and climbed into the backseat of dad's 4WD.
• Phew, dinner was @ Sunnybank Oriental and not SSCC for the second straight Sunday. 
• Disappointing, though: dad ordered a two person meal for three people, it didn't come with any drinks, he took one bowl of rice for his lunch toms and ate another bowl for his dinner, leaving PIG mum and I the last bowl to share - and you can guess who got the 'bigger' half! (Certainly not me) *sigh)
• Back home I used the loo for one more tinkle and then returned online.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last tinkle @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening Monday, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 437b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2682 (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Therefore. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Once I'd used up the most important two hours of my day, I got offline, bought my mobile over to the gobbling :P table to charge and happily played Jewel Heroes. I passed more levels! XD Also tried looking for the 30th birthday card I got for Mr. Jig-Air but couldn't find it.
• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she fed me one of the choc chip muffins she'd spent last night baking: DELICIOUS!
• Took a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud. Actually, I was all finished after 12% but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling PIG mum back and flipping the nice warm water off.
• After she'd dried my back and the back of the chair for me, I did everything else myself and she didn't feature again except to help with my bra strap, stick Elf's AFO straps and tie both laces.
• After drying the loo lid, sitting for one tinkle, drying inside both ears and washing Era, I returned online.
• Dad's showering right now and PIG mum's hanging the washing up since she forgot to this morning.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 437

 Good afternoon! firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2215 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Hedonism For Husbands And Wives'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Night-Time Experiences (1)'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'True Change'; fifthly, the spam count for the week's actually twenty and sixthly, the spam count for the weekend's just four. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum woke me her usual daily a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I've returned to bed when she lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dearest dad's still @ home) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Breakfast is one bowl of my special Sunday Frosties cereal, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•  After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After washing and drying Era, I sit in the hallway and await Fi's arrival. When she arrives, I climb into her passenger seat, remembering to look behind and bid C1 a good morning upon seeing her. XD Happiness was seeing Fi really did get a small hot chocolate for me; stupid Ela was so excited she immediately knocked it partially sideways outta the up holding, sending some spilling everywhere and sending PIG mum flying for the tissues. XD Turns out C2 wasn't in the car today also coz he didn't get himself ready in time!

• After dropping C1 off @ the Zees, Fi tootles me across the road to the Los.

• Seven adults attended today; baby Tiff was present too! She was staggering around but has even worse balance than I do - @ any given moment she'd just faceplant! o_O Now I know why everything in their lounge room's padded. XD

• Pastor Grace led a Bible study from Galatians 5:1-26; thanks to Janixe who walked behind me once to the loo @ 9:40am and lifted the lid for me. I also munched a milk tea mochi!

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• Afterwards, Fi tootled me back to BCAC for ESS. I used the loo for one tinkle and she kindly saw me seated before leaving.

• Yay, I got to stay seated for worship again today. I sang everything plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

• Speaker today was Reverend Chris with his second-last sermon from his Anarchy series and there was communion afterwards. Still ended seventeen minutes early.

• Dad picked me up immediately after service, I used the loo for one tinkle and then he tootled us off to the Rochedale Maccas and fed me a pissy little Unhappy Meal. Sheesh the serve's already tiny - did he really need to steal chips from me twice?? *sigh*

• Back home, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Once I've used up my two most important hours of the day, I'll head over to the gobbling :P table, take my mobile over to charge, ask PIG mum please for some arvo tea and hopefully read for one hour.

• 'Dad had better take us out for CHINESE food tonight; we already had to eat @ SCSC last Sunday!

• Toms: hopefully PIG mum'll take me to the Greenslopes Hospital to visit Uncle Slam's mum; apparently she's fading fast.

• Hopefully Annette can come mind me from 4-6pm; she wasn't here last week! Pearl was very upset. XD

• Also hope that I can watch the 6pm bulletin for the 172ND time!

• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^