Saturday Post 487c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 5458 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic for tonight's 'Faith' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• So a nice warm shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully   sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 11% but happily leaned fully against the right siderail and watered myself for another tinkle before tapping the nice warm water off and calling PIG mum back.
• Since PIG mum won't even dry my back for me anymore, I dried and rekitted myself. She only finished with Elf's AFO straps and both laces.
• After drying the loo seat, I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Happily read for another forty-four minutes; it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours reading. Forgot to note this down in the earlier post, but I reached pg. 425 @ exactly 4:15pm, reached pg. 444 @ exactly 5:40 and reached pg. 450 @ 5:46pm.
• Happily watched the 6pm news (Nine's) for the 22ND time. All the things I like recording are in today's first post.
• When PIG mum summoned me over for dinner after 7:30pm, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dad's having dinner @ church following Saturday service but cooked enough for us, too. Dinner was rice, lotsa yummy wombok, like half a little Chinese mushroom and three small pieces of pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Expecting a pissy little lunch with dad @ Hungry Jack's and then a stressful  arvo @ the hands of PIG mum but hoping to finally finish The Six Sacred Stones and looking forward to our once-weekly family dinner out together.
• Anyways, hopefully  bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening Sunday, else looking forward to seeing everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  

  Hope everyone’s having a lovely weekend~