Saturday Post 495

 Good evening! Firstly, I'm gonna login today's plodding total @ 4908 (that was my final, final plodding total from last last Saturday since Wally's gone bonkers today and only given me less than 1000 steps but last Saturday dad took PIG mum and I out to Capalaba Park and I walked more than usual); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's Our Servant, Jesus'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Want What God Wants'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Legacy Of Love In Jesus' and fifthly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Redefine Happiness' but sixthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after I visit the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways, events for today?

• Woo  hoo, 8th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call all the way until 8:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking for the pot :P once more @ 9:15am, when I'm woken by PIG mum's noisy daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.  Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• PIG mum returns to finish with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I drink one tall cup of water before sitting over the loo proper. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

•  Breakfast's my once-weekly fried egg on one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast (instead of butter, PIG mum had spread an extremely thin layer of avocado over the toast before sticking the fried egg on) with another tall cup of water, all my usual drugs :P and my first big mug of delicious white tea with one spoonful of honey. This morning, I read for seventy-two minutes first up, reaching pg. 250 @ 9:55am.

• When the parents are ready to get going, I use the loo for one tinkle and climb into the backseat of the car.

• Dad parks underground @ Underwood MarketPlace. First, we buy groceries from Woolies and then well dad grabs a mini pizza from Domino's for lunch, PIG mum and I both use the bathroom once.

• The parents also buy sushi and a bucket of soupy udon for lunch. We're eating when Joey suddenly appears! She goes to buy kimbap and bubble tea; when I joke with her to please bring me back one too, she really does! :D

• Back home, I sit over the loo for two more tinkles and then dad tootles us back to church to play table tennis with him! I play table tennis with Uncle Simon too~ Uncle Sam just grumbles that there's no watermelon to eat. XD

• One more tinkle for me when I get home and then I munch my delicious honey chicken sushi roll (I reckon Underwood MarketPlace does them nicer than Capalaba Park XD), drink my other big, delicious mug of white tea sweetened with one spoonful of honey and plan to read 108 minutes, since it's only Saturdays that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~

• But when PIG mum interrupts and orders me off to shower, I note down that I wanna read for 108 more minutes and obediently head into the bathroom. 

• So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

• Since PIG mum'll not even dry my back for me anymore, after I tapped the nice warm water off and called her back, I did everything until Elf's AFO straps needed doing up and both laces needed tying.

• After I dried the loo seat I sat for one tinkle, stamped both feet dry, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and then walked myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• Happily read for another 108 minutes; it's only Saturdays I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~

• All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine’s, read by Alison Ariotti) for the 36^TH time: Behan, Copp, Geran, Marles, Hastie, Luxon, Zelensky, Trump, Waltz, Wallis,Blaine, Jackson,  Menendez, Spies, Hagari, Netanyahu, Mullins, Hayes, Hogan, Hamer, Weidler, Staggs, Jakob (first name, heard), Funk, Dobbin (heard),Langbroek, Stolz (heard), Mostert, Waters (heard),Cummins(heard), Starc (heard), Hazelwoods (heard),Kiss, Hertl, Makenna (first name),  Baily,Ingate, Tapine (heard),Beaumont (heard), Putin (heard) and Bradnam. Adam Jackson read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Kangaroo Point. Brisbane was 20-30 today. Brisbane toms: 20-30. Mt. Gravatt toms: 19-29. Sunrise: 5:36am Sunset 6:26am
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

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