good afternoon! anyways, i'll've been online for aroundabouts two hours when chrissy gets here; meaning i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES to make up for the time i'm owed from yesterday. chrissy should arrive in just under thirty minutes (if she's on time), so i plan to get my facebook fix come 3:45. righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-PIG mum drove me to ray's house. he lives really close to us, actually! she gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk inside and up the stairs, took me once to the loo, then needed the help of ray to see her off. (PIG mum was terrified about mimi, ray's cute pomeranian. :P)
-so doctor lee and julz helped me down the stairs and into ray's car. first, he tootled us off to pizza hut (the one near our old church) to pick up pizza, then off to julz's house.
-dr. lee and julz helped me inside, then i crashed on the sofa andwatched some masterchef as we waited for the other car to arrive.
-while we were waiting, julz fed me a chunk of yummy cheesy garlic bread and a mug of plain milk
-when everyone arrived, dr. lee prayed for us, and we tucked in! i ate roughly four slices - meatlovers, hawaiian(sp?), and a small slice of some gourmet pizza. yummy. :) thanks to julz who poured me cups of orange cordial.
-we watched v for vendetta! not a bad movie; good explosions. :P thanks to julz who helped me to the loo twice.
-the others were going to maccas for supper, but dr. lee decided he'd better take me home first coz 'twas past 10pm already.
-and i'm going to get my facebook fix now, coz chriisy should arrive in fifteen mins. should come back on tonight with my final plodding total, but just in case, today i was hard @ work plodding 3036 steps today.
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
friday post 6
heylo! sorry i haven't posted since monday; see, our internet passed away. >, :P so much thanks to uncle yuk tai who came over and fixed it for us last night!
anyways, i went online @ 3:30, meaning that tonight, after i get back home from the UF group social, i've still got ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES left owed to me!! i understand that my chances of returning online are next to none coz PIG mum's working toms, that's fine. so just stating that i'll try my absolute hardest to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!!!!
-anyways, today i was hard at work plodding 3305 steps.
-a stinky unspeakable in the morning, followed by two weetbix for breakfast.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to my car CD all day.
-off to your :p turn for physio.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on all these exercises, like the theraplaydough. :p
-morning tea! yay :) white and two for me.
-i got roughly fifteen minutes on the motomed.
-my private session with ... emma? just laying on my tummy, then lifting up to read a random list of words.
-PIG mum took me to the loo afterwards, gleefully forcing poor ela to hang on to the rail both during and after my tinkle.
-anyways, i'm gonna check my email, coz karen should arrive in like fifteen minutes. so, just super quickly;
-lunch with mrs. dent at sunni cafe. both PIG mum and i had yummy chicken in white sauce with fried rice. i drank an iced chocolate.
-went to sunni bakery to buy myself a sugar custard bun for arvo tea. yummy. elwin's wify, aunty 'sul fong', her english name's 'carol'.
-home, loo, turned on the switch, net.
-hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's 71. and i think chrissy's coming this arvo.
anyways, i went online @ 3:30, meaning that tonight, after i get back home from the UF group social, i've still got ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES left owed to me!! i understand that my chances of returning online are next to none coz PIG mum's working toms, that's fine. so just stating that i'll try my absolute hardest to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!!!!
-anyways, today i was hard at work plodding 3305 steps.
-a stinky unspeakable in the morning, followed by two weetbix for breakfast.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to my car CD all day.
-off to your :p turn for physio.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on all these exercises, like the theraplaydough. :p
-morning tea! yay :) white and two for me.
-i got roughly fifteen minutes on the motomed.
-my private session with ... emma? just laying on my tummy, then lifting up to read a random list of words.
-PIG mum took me to the loo afterwards, gleefully forcing poor ela to hang on to the rail both during and after my tinkle.
-anyways, i'm gonna check my email, coz karen should arrive in like fifteen minutes. so, just super quickly;
-lunch with mrs. dent at sunni cafe. both PIG mum and i had yummy chicken in white sauce with fried rice. i drank an iced chocolate.
-went to sunni bakery to buy myself a sugar custard bun for arvo tea. yummy. elwin's wify, aunty 'sul fong', her english name's 'carol'.
-home, loo, turned on the switch, net.
-hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the week's 71. and i think chrissy's coming this arvo.
Monday, April 5, 2010
monday post 6b
good evening! my final plodding total for easter monday now stands @6746. anyways, i came back online @7:40pm; hopefully, PIG mum'll allow me to stay online till 9:30 before forcing me off to bed. anyways, where was i?
-actually, just lemme go say good evening to all my online MSN buddies :P
-dad tootled us off to southbank for BBQ! the solution to my threat of staying in bed till 6pm unless dad found sth for me to do today:"hey em, church ppl just invited us out to southbank for a BBQ with them!" BTW, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day, and dad drove us off to southbank listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way in; thanks to dad who set up my picnic chair for me and sylvia jie jie who walked with me.
-i sat in my picnic chair; yakked to sylvia jie jie and april.
-dad came and fed me some paw paw chips, yucky; sylvia jie jie allowed april to pass me one corn chip, yummy, and PIG mum happened along with some purple grapes for me. i was looking around for a napkin to put my seeds in; dunno why sylvia jie jie told me just to place them into ela.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she made me walk all the way back to the car. i asked dad if we could please head somewhere for arvo tea, coz there like, hadn't been any meat @ the BBQ! where were all the sausages, pork chops, chicken wings? dad explained coz it was like a breakfast BBQ, and tootled us off to the chermside shopping centre.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(second first) me to walk into the new foodcourt. dad returned with some red rooster for us, and a 350mL orange juice for me.
-then, dad FORCED :(third first!) me to walk to borders.
-PIG mum came back with raymond e. feist's 'rides a dread legion' novel for me, saying she could find books by lian hearn for some reason? so i just read that happily. :) dad stayed with me, passing me sips of the mango magic boost juice PIG mum had bought for us. dunno where PIG mum went, actually. prolly to clothes shop.
-when parents decided to leave, they made me walk back to the car. dad tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum made me walk back inside. and yummy! i got fed half a donut with chocolate icing and sprinkles. yum~ thanks to dad who poured me a mug of milk, which i drank 'incorrectly' coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to today.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online until she was ready to help me with my shower.
-a nice warm shower, i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts eighty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum delighting in every opportunity to force poor ela to help me kit myself, e.g. with my knickers, daks and socks.
-back outside, i worked on my sudoku until PIG mum called dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa wombok and some LING fish. :P nah, just joking. i mean, there really is a fish fillet called ling fish, but i didn't actually consume any tonight. :p
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tried ringing madam hippo on her mobile, but guess telstra's still out of service. :(
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer chair.
-toms: your :p turn for physio @ like 11:30? then acupuncture in the arvo! o_O :P hopefully PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab in between, it's literally been weeks!
-anyways, i'm just gonna check, then check my e-mail and get my facebook fix, if time permits. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, just lemme go say good evening to all my online MSN buddies :P
-dad tootled us off to southbank for BBQ! the solution to my threat of staying in bed till 6pm unless dad found sth for me to do today:"hey em, church ppl just invited us out to southbank for a BBQ with them!" BTW, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day, and dad drove us off to southbank listening to westlife's 'where we are'.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk all the way in; thanks to dad who set up my picnic chair for me and sylvia jie jie who walked with me.
-i sat in my picnic chair; yakked to sylvia jie jie and april.
-dad came and fed me some paw paw chips, yucky; sylvia jie jie allowed april to pass me one corn chip, yummy, and PIG mum happened along with some purple grapes for me. i was looking around for a napkin to put my seeds in; dunno why sylvia jie jie told me just to place them into ela.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she made me walk all the way back to the car. i asked dad if we could please head somewhere for arvo tea, coz there like, hadn't been any meat @ the BBQ! where were all the sausages, pork chops, chicken wings? dad explained coz it was like a breakfast BBQ, and tootled us off to the chermside shopping centre.
-parents gleefully FORCED :(second first) me to walk into the new foodcourt. dad returned with some red rooster for us, and a 350mL orange juice for me.
-then, dad FORCED :(third first!) me to walk to borders.
-PIG mum came back with raymond e. feist's 'rides a dread legion' novel for me, saying she could find books by lian hearn for some reason? so i just read that happily. :) dad stayed with me, passing me sips of the mango magic boost juice PIG mum had bought for us. dunno where PIG mum went, actually. prolly to clothes shop.
-when parents decided to leave, they made me walk back to the car. dad tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for the last car trip for today.
-PIG mum made me walk back inside. and yummy! i got fed half a donut with chocolate icing and sprinkles. yum~ thanks to dad who poured me a mug of milk, which i drank 'incorrectly' coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to today.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online until she was ready to help me with my shower.
-a nice warm shower, i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts eighty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum delighting in every opportunity to force poor ela to help me kit myself, e.g. with my knickers, daks and socks.
-back outside, i worked on my sudoku until PIG mum called dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa wombok and some LING fish. :P nah, just joking. i mean, there really is a fish fillet called ling fish, but i didn't actually consume any tonight. :p
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tried ringing madam hippo on her mobile, but guess telstra's still out of service. :(
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer chair.
-toms: your :p turn for physio @ like 11:30? then acupuncture in the arvo! o_O :P hopefully PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab in between, it's literally been weeks!
-anyways, i'm just gonna check, then check my e-mail and get my facebook fix, if time permits. hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
good umm ... is 5:26pm considered afternoon or evening? :P anyways, so far, i've been hard @ work plodding 6612 steps so far; hopefully PIG mum'll allow me back online tonight to record the rest of the steps i plodded tonight. anyways, todays events?
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-and again, wow! to PIG mum, who let me use the pot :p twice before i got up!
-breakfast was just a mug of milk
-hey, showertime for me now, okies? will try my best to come back with my final plodding total for today and the rest of today's events~
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without plummeting to her death! o_O :P
-and again, wow! to PIG mum, who let me use the pot :p twice before i got up!
-breakfast was just a mug of milk
-hey, showertime for me now, okies? will try my best to come back with my final plodding total for today and the rest of today's events~
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, April 4, 2010
good evening! the spam count for the weekend is 96, and em was hard @ work plodding 3238 steps today. anyways, what happened today?
surprisingly, when PIG mum poked me awake this morning, she let me use the pot :P once. even more surprisingly, she let me use it again after i'd had my ten more minutes sleep and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint to please help me with the patience and perseverance needed to get through today! only downside was my struggles to get up. it took three attempts today. it's hard, having to stand without hanging onto anything. ><"
-but PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was a yummy bowl of frosties.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, we listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, and she also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-dad tootled us off to church. the parents made me walk inside the adult's hall.
-then, trouble! turns out there was no combined service today! >< meaning PIG mum got to make me walk all the way down to the ESS hall. no thanks to dad, who carried my bag but put it far away - i.e. not where we usually sit, meaning i had to struggle to walk further and further in! ><
-but SHOCK!!!! for the first time in what literally must be ONE DECADE, we weren't asked to stand!!!! so i happily sang the harmony to four songs.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and we got a sermon on 'old for new'. i admit, i was somewhat surprised coz i thought we'd receive a sermon on the resurrection of jesus, it being easter sunday and all.
-no communion today. PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. i got my pants down before she got a chance to force poor ela to gleefully hold onto the rail, but she caught on quickly and gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bar both during and after my tinkle.then she made me walk over to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry both hands, and made me walk to sit down @ the morning tea area.
-lol, i honestly can't remember what i nibbled - but i did drink a cup of coloured water 'incorrectly'; PIG mum was busy yakking to lee.
-oh yeah! i enjoyed one small slice of birthday cake! to celebrate huldah's and uncle chong's birthdays!
-the parents made me walk back up to the car. dad tootled us off to the manor.
-meaning i've officially satisfied my yum cha quota for april. we ate with aunty a,uncle calvin and ping yee/aunty catherine, and lol ... i've forgotten! the slams, maybe?
-but unsurprisingly, poor em didn't get very much to eat at all. >< like, i understand that aunty denise lives on custard tsrts and won't leave until she's had one, that's why she got to eat one entire one all on her own, while the rest of us only got to share half each. but for me, the item i must have @ yum cha is charsiu bun! why, then, wasn't i allowed a full one?! i think i managed to snare almost half a bun ... ai. >< but i ate a few other nibblies, which tasted yummy.
-parents decided to leave, while everyone was still munching away. so they made me walk back out to the car. actually, dad went to get the car, and thanks to this really nice waitress who pulled out a chair for me to sit on. "i remember seeing you here before," she encouraged me, "you've improved lots." :)
-dad tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for this extremely short last trip of today.
-i was gonna tootle online when i got home; dunno why the parents wouldn't allow me. so i just sat down and did a sudoku until i needed to use the loo. actually, i think i also i put my head down and power-napped for around forty-five minutes.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo. actually, she decided to be nasty and not watch me walk to the loo coz i was clinging to the wall.
-but dad was kind enough to see me back to my room. dunno why he kicked me to bed ... lol, i'm not three years old any more!! :P
-so i sang both my favourite and second-favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. then i just closed my eyes and had a chat to percy until i fell asleep.
-i woke up coz PIG mum had snuck downstairs to PINCH me all over! >< nah, just kidding. :P she claimed that she'd come down to see whether stupid erf and elf had kicked away the blankets and were freezing to death.
-but i got up. PIG mum made me walk to the loo, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk out to the computer desk, where i tootled online until aunty a arrived - surprise! on time! :P
-i went to the loo once before dinner. of course mean PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: rice, with lotsa wombok and argh, i can't remember! >< but no thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. PIG mum also made us three girls some yummy rice green tea. i was very careful to let mine cool down first this time before drinking so as not to scald my poor tongue.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she and dearest dad rocked off to church to hear some talk on the swine flu. of course, no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything. so aunty a's keeping me company right now ... wonder if she's fallen asleep in front of the television... :P
-toms: easter monday! meaning there's neither physio nor acupuncture for me ... hmm ... hope the parents come up with sth for me to do toms, else i'm gonna sleep till 6pm before i get up. :P
-anyways, off to get my facebook, then my naruto fix. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. little mickey pig's :p so smart; grandma's been teaching him mandarin! mum was really happy coz he chirped @ her, "yee ma hao"! when i whined @ grandma that little mickey obviously didn't love me coz he didn't say that to me, grandma placed the receiver to his ear and encouraged him, "go on, say 'em biu jie hao'. "UM HAO!" he obediently chirped. :p aww!!
surprisingly, when PIG mum poked me awake this morning, she let me use the pot :P once. even more surprisingly, she let me use it again after i'd had my ten more minutes sleep and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint to please help me with the patience and perseverance needed to get through today! only downside was my struggles to get up. it took three attempts today. it's hard, having to stand without hanging onto anything. ><"
-but PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was a yummy bowl of frosties.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, we listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, and she also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-dad tootled us off to church. the parents made me walk inside the adult's hall.
-then, trouble! turns out there was no combined service today! >< meaning PIG mum got to make me walk all the way down to the ESS hall. no thanks to dad, who carried my bag but put it far away - i.e. not where we usually sit, meaning i had to struggle to walk further and further in! ><
-but SHOCK!!!! for the first time in what literally must be ONE DECADE, we weren't asked to stand!!!! so i happily sang the harmony to four songs.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and we got a sermon on 'old for new'. i admit, i was somewhat surprised coz i thought we'd receive a sermon on the resurrection of jesus, it being easter sunday and all.
-no communion today. PIG mum made me walk to the toilet. i got my pants down before she got a chance to force poor ela to gleefully hold onto the rail, but she caught on quickly and gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bar both during and after my tinkle.then she made me walk over to wash both hands, made me walk over to dry both hands, and made me walk to sit down @ the morning tea area.
-lol, i honestly can't remember what i nibbled - but i did drink a cup of coloured water 'incorrectly'; PIG mum was busy yakking to lee.
-oh yeah! i enjoyed one small slice of birthday cake! to celebrate huldah's and uncle chong's birthdays!
-the parents made me walk back up to the car. dad tootled us off to the manor.
-meaning i've officially satisfied my yum cha quota for april. we ate with aunty a,uncle calvin and ping yee/aunty catherine, and lol ... i've forgotten! the slams, maybe?
-but unsurprisingly, poor em didn't get very much to eat at all. >< like, i understand that aunty denise lives on custard tsrts and won't leave until she's had one, that's why she got to eat one entire one all on her own, while the rest of us only got to share half each. but for me, the item i must have @ yum cha is charsiu bun! why, then, wasn't i allowed a full one?! i think i managed to snare almost half a bun ... ai. >< but i ate a few other nibblies, which tasted yummy.
-parents decided to leave, while everyone was still munching away. so they made me walk back out to the car. actually, dad went to get the car, and thanks to this really nice waitress who pulled out a chair for me to sit on. "i remember seeing you here before," she encouraged me, "you've improved lots." :)
-dad tootled us home, and i let erf sit sideways for this extremely short last trip of today.
-i was gonna tootle online when i got home; dunno why the parents wouldn't allow me. so i just sat down and did a sudoku until i needed to use the loo. actually, i think i also i put my head down and power-napped for around forty-five minutes.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo. actually, she decided to be nasty and not watch me walk to the loo coz i was clinging to the wall.
-but dad was kind enough to see me back to my room. dunno why he kicked me to bed ... lol, i'm not three years old any more!! :P
-so i sang both my favourite and second-favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. then i just closed my eyes and had a chat to percy until i fell asleep.
-i woke up coz PIG mum had snuck downstairs to PINCH me all over! >< nah, just kidding. :P she claimed that she'd come down to see whether stupid erf and elf had kicked away the blankets and were freezing to death.
-but i got up. PIG mum made me walk to the loo, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, then made me walk out to the computer desk, where i tootled online until aunty a arrived - surprise! on time! :P
-i went to the loo once before dinner. of course mean PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: rice, with lotsa wombok and argh, i can't remember! >< but no thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. PIG mum also made us three girls some yummy rice green tea. i was very careful to let mine cool down first this time before drinking so as not to scald my poor tongue.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before she and dearest dad rocked off to church to hear some talk on the swine flu. of course, no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything. so aunty a's keeping me company right now ... wonder if she's fallen asleep in front of the television... :P
-toms: easter monday! meaning there's neither physio nor acupuncture for me ... hmm ... hope the parents come up with sth for me to do toms, else i'm gonna sleep till 6pm before i get up. :P
-anyways, off to get my facebook, then my naruto fix. hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. little mickey pig's :p so smart; grandma's been teaching him mandarin! mum was really happy coz he chirped @ her, "yee ma hao"! when i whined @ grandma that little mickey obviously didn't love me coz he didn't say that to me, grandma placed the receiver to his ear and encouraged him, "go on, say 'em biu jie hao'. "UM HAO!" he obediently chirped. :p aww!!
sunday post4
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. ACTUALLY, SHE NOW ALSO GLEEFULLY FORCES POOR ELA TO HANG ONTO THE CARTON BEFORE ORDERING ERA TO OPEN THE MILK CARTON 'CORRECTLY'.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SUNDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. ACTUALLY, SHE NOW ALSO GLEEFULLY FORCES POOR ELA TO HANG ONTO THE CARTON BEFORE ORDERING ERA TO OPEN THE MILK CARTON 'CORRECTLY'.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SUNDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
Saturday, April 3, 2010
saturday post4
good evening! sorry i couldn't post yesterday; em had a crappy easter friday. >< but yesterday i was hard @ work plodding 1380 steps, and today i was hard @ work plodding 4031 steps today. anyways, i plopped online @ 7:40pm; i'll try my hardest to stay online till 9:40pm. anyways, today's events?
-bliss. :) em finally got the chance to sleep in till past midday today! coz tess didn't haveta work today, while PIG mum did, meaning i got to snore my happy head off. :P
-dad came and poked me around 10:30am, saying, "aunty po yee just rang. she's bringing over some 'meat biscuit' (say that in canto) for you." awesome! :)
-anyways, this morning, when i released poor ela from her horrid prison, bear bear scampered up to her and wibbled, "ela, we haven't held paws :P for AGES!!puh-leaseeeee?! so ela agreed, however reluctantly, meaning ela and bear bear snored their heads off together, while i cuddled daniel-chan and snored my head off with him. :P
-ding dong! i heard aunty po yee and uncle chi wah arrive, soon followed by PIG mum, who headed upstairs to shower. when she thundered :P back downstairs, i yelled @ her saying i was ready to get outta bed, but she said she was hungry and had to eat first. so i just lay in bed and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please for the patience and perseverance to last through the day.
-when PIG mum came and dug me up, i used the pot :P once - surprise! i was tremendously thankful/grateful that PIG mum allowed me to use the commode! - and got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for brunch. i bid a happy 'good morning' :P(disregarding the fact that it was already past 1pm! :P) to uncle chi wah and aunty po yee.
-brunch was roughly one bowl of yummy spaghetti in white sauce, with some scrumptious 'meat biscuit' and lotsa beans. PIG mum poured me a mug of milk. i presume i held that 'correctly', otherwise PIG mum would've ROUSED! @ me. :P
-i sat and attempted my sudoku and read my novel. dad came back to give me my weekly rant. >< but he also poured me a mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly'. really, i only aim to drink one cup 'incorrectly' per day.
-PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em to plod ... lol, i can't remember how long! ><" on the treadmill. i asked for a mug of water afterwards coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable; no thanks to PIG mum who made me walk to the benchtop, gleefully forced poor ela to stick her fingers inside the mug's ear, then ordered era to pour. i was very careful to hold that 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo, of course also making me to dak myself. 'twas heaps harder than usual, coz i worked up a sweat plodding on that bloody treadmill.
-thanks to PIG mum who poured me another mug of water - which again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum made me walk to the laundry for my warm shower - i washed my hair today. but surprise! PIG mum forgot to force poor ela to scrub myself! lol, i forgot too; i'm incredibly grateful, believe me. :P
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my left ted and shoes before making me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-dunno why, but dad had me pose for a photo with a mushroom! :p
-dinner tonight: same as brunch, only this time PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer.
-toms: combined church service for easter sunday! since it's the hols, i'm pretty sure there isn't any bible study ... think we'll prolly just head for an early lunch @ plaza. hopefully, when we get home, the parents won't force me to bed and i can tootle online to work off some of that net time i'm still owed! anyways, hope to see ppls @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-bliss. :) em finally got the chance to sleep in till past midday today! coz tess didn't haveta work today, while PIG mum did, meaning i got to snore my happy head off. :P
-dad came and poked me around 10:30am, saying, "aunty po yee just rang. she's bringing over some 'meat biscuit' (say that in canto) for you." awesome! :)
-anyways, this morning, when i released poor ela from her horrid prison, bear bear scampered up to her and wibbled, "ela, we haven't held paws :P for AGES!!puh-leaseeeee?! so ela agreed, however reluctantly, meaning ela and bear bear snored their heads off together, while i cuddled daniel-chan and snored my head off with him. :P
-ding dong! i heard aunty po yee and uncle chi wah arrive, soon followed by PIG mum, who headed upstairs to shower. when she thundered :P back downstairs, i yelled @ her saying i was ready to get outta bed, but she said she was hungry and had to eat first. so i just lay in bed and had a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please for the patience and perseverance to last through the day.
-when PIG mum came and dug me up, i used the pot :P once - surprise! i was tremendously thankful/grateful that PIG mum allowed me to use the commode! - and got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for brunch. i bid a happy 'good morning' :P(disregarding the fact that it was already past 1pm! :P) to uncle chi wah and aunty po yee.
-brunch was roughly one bowl of yummy spaghetti in white sauce, with some scrumptious 'meat biscuit' and lotsa beans. PIG mum poured me a mug of milk. i presume i held that 'correctly', otherwise PIG mum would've ROUSED! @ me. :P
-i sat and attempted my sudoku and read my novel. dad came back to give me my weekly rant. >< but he also poured me a mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly'. really, i only aim to drink one cup 'incorrectly' per day.
-PIG mum came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em to plod ... lol, i can't remember how long! ><" on the treadmill. i asked for a mug of water afterwards coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable; no thanks to PIG mum who made me walk to the benchtop, gleefully forced poor ela to stick her fingers inside the mug's ear, then ordered era to pour. i was very careful to hold that 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo, of course also making me to dak myself. 'twas heaps harder than usual, coz i worked up a sweat plodding on that bloody treadmill.
-thanks to PIG mum who poured me another mug of water - which again, i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-PIG mum made me walk to the laundry for my warm shower - i washed my hair today. but surprise! PIG mum forgot to force poor ela to scrub myself! lol, i forgot too; i'm incredibly grateful, believe me. :P
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my left ted and shoes before making me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-dunno why, but dad had me pose for a photo with a mushroom! :p
-dinner tonight: same as brunch, only this time PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the computer.
-toms: combined church service for easter sunday! since it's the hols, i'm pretty sure there isn't any bible study ... think we'll prolly just head for an early lunch @ plaza. hopefully, when we get home, the parents won't force me to bed and i can tootle online to work off some of that net time i'm still owed! anyways, hope to see ppls @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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