Tuesday Post 150b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 9865, which D2 proudly reports also equals 236kcal or 4.05km. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, after thoroughly enjoying Chicago Fire last night, I had another great sleep! Nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye, wish him a good day @ work and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-More happy sleepings for Daddy bear and I follow, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with a very thin (like, 1mm!) splotch of honey the size of a fice cent piece, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drain holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum's upstairs changing. I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I go and do my stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself, but I also lean fully against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-We listen to the radio all day (97.3FM) and, of course, PIG mum gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: SAT FIRST GO, THEN STOOD FOR MOST Of the session and practised holding a ball between both hands and walking three steps forward with arms bent. Ela to pointlessly open and close door to finish.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me to Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch,only 'twas closed! There was a sign hanging from their door; PIG mum read it, came back and said they'd rushed back to Hong Kong. Hope their family's okay ...
-Instead, we went back to Warrigal Square and tried lunch @ that Vietnamese restaurant! PIG mum had noodles; I had some delicious crispy skin Maryland chicken with tomato rice. Unsurprisingly, PIG mum wouldn't lemme enjoy the whole thing; nope, she doggybagged some for my arvo tea.
-Then 'twas back home to get changed before PIG mum took me out to see Jane from Epic.
-Jane lemme slip Era around her arm, meaning I managed to walk well all afternoon.
-Dirst, we ducked into Epic's next door office to say hello to some lady. Not sure why, but hey.
-Then Jane took me to visit the bowling @ Logan Rd. Maybe it's called Strike Bowling? I lent against the counter while Jane talked to the staff lady, who passed some numbers for Jane to contact.
-After that, Jane tootled us off to Garbo, where she parked @ the very end of the mall. I walked with her all the way to the concierge desk, where Jane again asked the person in charge about some work for me. Again, she was given some contact details.
-But, instead of leaving right afterwards, we went into the Book Cafe for drinks! Jane got herself an iced coffee and kindly shouted me a kid's chocolate milkshake.
-Only then she tried to MURDER me!! o_O Jane came back with two slices sitting atop a small plate. "Here, I got you one too," she said, popping one into her mouth. "Any nuts in these?" I asked first. "I've got a nut allergy." Luckily I asked! That was a MACADAMIA NUT slice that Jane had unintentionally tried to kill me with! XD
-Instead, Jane saved the other slice for Fiona, who we met when leaving Garden City. Coincidentally, the two Epic cars were parked beside one another!
-Jane tootled me home, and I plopped briefly online before Annette let herself in, one minute late. Well, she knocked first, but then she tried the screen door, found 'twas unlocked and let herself in.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Ea), mostly creamed myself (Annette kindly helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I walked over to the loo for two tinkles before I let Annette Force me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea.
-So I enjoyed the second half of the crispy skin chicken with tomato rice, plus one mug of yummy mint tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Annette cleaned the bathroom, she massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like dark blue with red spots today.
-Before leaving, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. Don't think she's back until like Christmas Eve ...
-Dearest dad's just come home~ :o)
-Toms: mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< I tell myself if I can survive that, I will be DONE with physio for another year!!!!! :D
-Aunty Mecky's coming to mind me from 11:30am till 2:30pm; think that's the last time she's coming ...
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Will try for third time lucky: PIG mum wouldn't lemme postpone my ice cream till Thursday morning to have @ Garbo for the past two outings, but will try again. Takes perseverance.
-Hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^ 

tUESDAY pOST 150

gOOD AFTERNOON! fIRSTLY, eM'S BEEN HARD @ WORK PLODDING 9144 - sorry, shrieking! >< steps today (wqhich D2 proudly reports as also equaling 216kcal or 3.75km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Sparrows (1) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SIX MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down that I saw Vincent the bloody p[hysio for a torture session today, had lunch @ Warrigal Square somewhere then Jane took me out job hunting! Annette will come supervise my shower soon, then toms i've got one more torture session with Vincent the physio, before Aunty Mecky comes to mind me for three hours. Then it's Carol back to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

monday Post 150b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 5501. Awesome, D2 reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD His new report: 5501 steps also equals 127kcal or 2.22km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 3:56pm (she'll likely arrive slightly before 4pm now, because the school kids are on Christmas holidays now) PIG mum was thankfully around and so let her in.
-So I stayed online until 4pm then went for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to keep my stupid right eye from getting wet.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, before I let Carol Force me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-So I enjoyed one yummy sausage bun and drank one warm mug of rice green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol cleaned the bathroom then massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her Cadbury Roses chocolate brown with multi-coloured wrapper colour dots.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday and will have some frozen meal for dinner tonight.
-Dad's gone out to Haoke 9or some restaurant like that), to celebrate Uncle Tyrone's sixtieth birthday!
-me, I'm just looking forward to watching Chicago Fire tonight from 8:30pm!
-Toms: seeing that PIG mum's nearly all better now, I'll prolly haveta endure a torture session with Vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch from the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-Think I'm seeing Jane from Epic for some appointment toms; 'twas meant to happen today, but she suddenly canceled really late, like when we were having lunch with Mr. and Mrs. Dent!
-And Annette's coming to supervise my shower toms. Righteo, maybe bbl, else hope everyone's has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'A Banquet FSor All'.

Monday Post 150

Good aftermoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 4930 steps today (which D2 proudly reports also equals 115kcal or 1.98km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Walking in Your God-given Identity' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:20am), saw Dr. Vu for my eye followup and saw the Australian godparents for lunch @ Sunni Cafe. Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm, then toms I've prolly got a bloody torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< In the arvo, Jane from Epic will take me somewhere, then it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Oh, almost forgot! Wanna watch Chicago Fire tonight! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 150d

7810 151kcal 3.26km

Sunday Post 150c

Good evening, and probably one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 7307. nice, I'm not often over seven grand! D2's probable final, final report for Sunday: 7307 steps also equals sth slightly over 144kcal or sth slightly over 3.05km. XD Another awesome; i'm not often over 3km either! Also, Joni's devotional topic's 'let Go Of Christmas'. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
-Alas, PIG mum demanded I shower, poor Ela. Hairwash today, I only got to scrub each part five times and PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to scrub various body parts. I dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helped only with Elf's AFO. Then, after one quick loo trip, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk back outside to the computer.
-Toms: mid-morning followup appointment @ Dr. Vu's to check out my right eye.
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch somewhere afterwards~
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And Chicago Fire should beon toms night, yeah! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 150b

Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ sth slightly over 6946 (ha, D2 reckons i'm more than half a normal person today; his new report: 6946 steps also equals sth slightly over 141kcal or sth slightly over 2.9km XD). Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When janice and julz arrived to take me Christmas shopping, I went to the loo once first. Thanks to PIG mum who helped me buckle my seatbelt; I used to think she did that just so she could look good to whoever was driving, but she explained that she was just letting me get outside faster.
-We hit Garbo! With janice pushing Sparkless and julz walking behind me, with one hand touching my back, I went to JB Hifi first and bought PIG mum two presents (one for her birthday, the other for Christmas) and dearest dad one Christmas present.
-Back in Sparkless2, next stop was the Reject Shop, where I bought PIG mum a 'just because' present then bought gift bags to place them in. We also bumped into Mel and Kwany! They were out buying Christmas decorations.
-Next we browsed jayJays, and I showed them the minion tee I was after. Janice measured me, saying that the small size was enough for me.
-Last stop, Hungry Jacks! I enjoyed a penny pincher chocolate sundae, Janice had a frozen coke with three nuggets and Julz had a frozen pink Fanta also with three nuggets. Janice took a photo of us with our afternoon tea, and told me to immediately upload the phot onto Facebook so she could like it. XD Also, she says that Toca's a complete wuss! XD
-Janice tootled me back home. Julz banged on the door, but there wasn't any reply. next, I tried ringing PIG mum's mobile; still no reply. Finally, I tried the pgone - and dearest dad answered!
-He lemme in, I said my thanks and byes to Janice and Julz then went once to the loo before walking myself slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-I can hear dad clipping his nails; as for PIG mum, presumably she'a zonked out in pigland, coz I can't hear here @ all. XD
-Toms: mid/late-morning followup appoint to see Dr. Vu about my eye. Hey, I'd better brush up on my drug knowledge and ask him which sedative he knocked me out with! XD
-Fingers crossed I can have lunch somewhere yummy then bring back some for arvo tea with Carol, who's coming to supervise my shower.
-And Chicago Fire will hopefully be airing toms night!
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^