good evening! well, idiot digi won't reveal to me how much more i've plodded since tuesday post 113b, so i'll just continue with tonight's events!
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to brian mcfadden's 'the irish connection' all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to see vincent the bloody physio for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: sat first go, did exercises for ela, she opened the loo knob and vincent let her grab one lolly @ the end. :o) the poor man's still coughing his lungs out, though.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to painful pincushion practice, ouch. ><
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
tuesday post 113b
heylo again! firstly, em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2611 (digi proudly reports that 2611 steps also equals 1.88km or 40.1kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'sentimentality and jesus'. righteo, events for today?
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:45am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:55am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, i just waited for dearest dad to come kiss me goodbye before leaving for work before i cuddled daddy bear and returned to my happy snorings with him, me waking up once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. PIG mum also randomly threw an absolute cow @ me, blaming me for causing her to knock over some bottle of pills, but i knew 'twas just the cruel and unfaithful god trying to ruin my day and just ignored him, instead just continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-before leaving, i went once to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-argh, hopefully bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online!!!
cheers,
em. ^^
-yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:45am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:55am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, i just waited for dearest dad to come kiss me goodbye before leaving for work before i cuddled daddy bear and returned to my happy snorings with him, me waking up once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. PIG mum also randomly threw an absolute cow @ me, blaming me for causing her to knock over some bottle of pills, but i knew 'twas just the cruel and unfaithful god trying to ruin my day and just ignored him, instead just continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-before leaving, i went once to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-argh, hopefully bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online!!!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, April 1, 2013
tuesday post 113
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2280 steps today (digi proudly adds that 2280 steps also equals 1.77km or exactly thirty-five kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'sound thinking' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! but just noting down that i saw vincent the bloody physio for a torture session today, had ouchy pincushion practice with dr. lin, yummy lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant then went grocery shopping with PIG mum @ the nearby foodworks. toms i've got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio, before aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours. oh, and it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 125d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4038. yeah, i'm just over four grand~ oh, and digi's final report for monday: 4038 steps also equals 1.72km or 61.7kcak. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after finishing monday post 125c, i happily read fanfiction~
-at 9:10pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred (lol, PIG mum tries to mimic me and say 'hatreN' XD) and not letting him push me over.
-toms: argh, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio; surely he must be better after being sick all last week!
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after finishing monday post 125c, i happily read fanfiction~
-at 9:10pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred (lol, PIG mum tries to mimic me and say 'hatreN' XD) and not letting him push me over.
-toms: argh, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio; surely he must be better after being sick all last week!
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 125c
good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3909 (which digi proudly reports also equals 1.68km or 59.6kcal XD). righteo, continuing events for monday?
-when dinner was called, i took myself once first to the loo slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: lol, i'm not actually sure we had rice! last night, dad made 'foo jook sugar water' (say that in canto) with SALT instead of sugar! XD tonight, he kinda added water and rice; i guess we ate some kinda super-gluggy congee. XD that was with lotsa cucumber, some cod and one slice of beef.
-dinner was washed down with one bowl of orangey-coloured soup, then i returned online.
-yay, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:45pm tonight! :D well, fingers crossed i can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dinner was called, i took myself once first to the loo slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: lol, i'm not actually sure we had rice! last night, dad made 'foo jook sugar water' (say that in canto) with SALT instead of sugar! XD tonight, he kinda added water and rice; i guess we ate some kinda super-gluggy congee. XD that was with lotsa cucumber, some cod and one slice of beef.
-dinner was washed down with one bowl of orangey-coloured soup, then i returned online.
-yay, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:45pm tonight! :D well, fingers crossed i can bbl just after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 125b
heylo again! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3730 (gigi proudly adds that 3730 also equals 1.62km or 56.9kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'the easter spirit'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum demanded i go shower, poor ela. >< obviously, i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts twenty times and helped put on elf's AFO.
-dad's gone over to uncle calvin's place to give them something from our vegie patch; PIG mum's gone upstairs to shower.
-me, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum demanded i go shower, poor ela. >< obviously, i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts twenty times and helped put on elf's AFO.
-dad's gone over to uncle calvin's place to give them something from our vegie patch; PIG mum's gone upstairs to shower.
-me, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 125
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3605 steps today (digi proudly adds that 2602 steps also equals 1.22km or fifty-five kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'good friday' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'rejoicing in trouble'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-cuddling daddy bear and returning to sleep with him, i woke briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he went to do some work @ ronnie jie jie's place, i think.
-i awoke again to use the pot :P again around 10am, but was simply too excited about seeing leanne and peggy that i couldn't fall asleep again!
-so getting up to use the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just a thin bowl of watery chocolate porridge (i'd intentionally asked PIG mum please for a light meal coz i knew leanne and peggy were taking me out to sizzlers!) for some reason, horrid PIG mum suddenly chucked a cow @ me, giving dad the chance to join in, but i tried not to let that affect me coz i knew it was just the cruel and unfaithful god's newest way to try and destroy my day
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, followed by her gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill, which meant i needed a full set change of clothes before i headed out with leanne and peggy!
-leanne took us to the hyperdome maccas! luckily i'd already checked the menu last night! and the waitress got us a booth table right beside the food, score~
-the last time i had sizzlers was december 2011! meaning i stuffed myself silly~ *burp* not really, i only had one plate (full) from the salad car, plus the meal i'd chosen, BBQ pork ribs and a chicken piece. much thanks to leanne who cut up my meal for me~ i also traded some chicken with them for two chips~ but i'll confess to pigging out: i got two bowls of dessert! XD one was just ice-cream; the other, bread and butter pudding, that kinda warm cake stuff.
-after lunch, leanne and peggy walked with me to the loo, where i managed fine by myself; i just needed some help from leanne to reattach digi back onto my pants.
-then leanne tootled me back home~ peggy came inside and we traded mobile numbers, then i walked them both to the door and hugged them bye. they're having some korean dinner with esther tonight!
-i just plopped online; aunty a rang PIG mum and said her house alarm's going haywire @ her right now! :S perhaps she'll come stay the night; one upstairs room is officially hers, you know; she picked this really disgusting wall colour for it! XD
-toms: argh, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio; surely he must be all better by now!
-fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards~
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's demanding i go shower now, poor ela. >< well, just noting down that i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!!
-i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-cuddling daddy bear and returning to sleep with him, i woke briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he went to do some work @ ronnie jie jie's place, i think.
-i awoke again to use the pot :P again around 10am, but was simply too excited about seeing leanne and peggy that i couldn't fall asleep again!
-so getting up to use the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just a thin bowl of watery chocolate porridge (i'd intentionally asked PIG mum please for a light meal coz i knew leanne and peggy were taking me out to sizzlers!) for some reason, horrid PIG mum suddenly chucked a cow @ me, giving dad the chance to join in, but i tried not to let that affect me coz i knew it was just the cruel and unfaithful god's newest way to try and destroy my day
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, followed by her gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill, which meant i needed a full set change of clothes before i headed out with leanne and peggy!
-leanne took us to the hyperdome maccas! luckily i'd already checked the menu last night! and the waitress got us a booth table right beside the food, score~
-the last time i had sizzlers was december 2011! meaning i stuffed myself silly~ *burp* not really, i only had one plate (full) from the salad car, plus the meal i'd chosen, BBQ pork ribs and a chicken piece. much thanks to leanne who cut up my meal for me~ i also traded some chicken with them for two chips~ but i'll confess to pigging out: i got two bowls of dessert! XD one was just ice-cream; the other, bread and butter pudding, that kinda warm cake stuff.
-after lunch, leanne and peggy walked with me to the loo, where i managed fine by myself; i just needed some help from leanne to reattach digi back onto my pants.
-then leanne tootled me back home~ peggy came inside and we traded mobile numbers, then i walked them both to the door and hugged them bye. they're having some korean dinner with esther tonight!
-i just plopped online; aunty a rang PIG mum and said her house alarm's going haywire @ her right now! :S perhaps she'll come stay the night; one upstairs room is officially hers, you know; she picked this really disgusting wall colour for it! XD
-toms: argh, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio; surely he must be all better by now!
-fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and BBQ chinese restaurant afterwards~
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's demanding i go shower now, poor ela. >< well, just noting down that i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!!
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