good afternoon! no plodding total from em yet; it's not even quite 2pm! :P but TWFT topic was 'when it comes to giant-problems.' anyways, what happened today?
-ai, another day endured by em without both her walkbelt and sticky. luckily, i haven't fallen to my death yet. o_O. but i just rest assured, because PIG mum has PROMISED me that after i fall to my death, she'll well look after my beloved dad.
-PIG mum poked em up this morning. i got kitted, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the towel to dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo (which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly') and a milk choc chip museli bar. as with all the other times, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing me to buckle on my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to the PA for physio, listening to westlife's back home (what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
- physio with linelle started at 9am. firstly, she Forced me to walk to a plinth, and i waved a racquet around in ela like the queen! lol, i sent my 'subject', linelle, to pick me a flower from outdoors so i could pin it on my jumper. :P
-helen came with morning tea! so white and two for me, plus a packet of bikkies. linelle grabbed herself a packet also.
-linelle Forced me to walk to the chair for my morning tea. she also Forced me to walk to the bin and back to dump my biscuit wrapper ... dunno why she couldn't have just moved the bin closer. oh well.
-linelle and michael did the box walking thing with me until i reached the loo. PIG mum took me to the loo once.
-we bumped into joseph :P/colin! he's talking much better now! and his mum's recovering well after her stroke, too. :) actually, he's just fetching her after physio. so he accompanied me back to our car. of course, meaniepoo mum didn't let me lightly hold onto his hand. :( i gave him a hug before we left. he's so encouraging. :)
-PIG mum tootled us off to hungry jacks at sunnybank plaza. she gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into hungry jacks. i thought i could go take a seat as she went to order our meals, but no, she forced me to come with to order. then, i thought i could sit down once our breakfasts were ordered, but no, she forced me to stay standing and wait with her until our meals were ready. finally i got to plant my exhausted legs/bum down! i'd ordered a yummy bacon, sausage and egg wrap meal with a hash brown and an orange juice; PIG mum got herself a steak, bacon and egg wrap also with an orange juice and hash brown. hers was yucky though - 'twas burnt! ><
-PIG mum rocked off to give sth to some-one from work - and tom came to visit! 'twas hilarious - he came and said hello! and i was like umm ... who are you? ><" sorry, tom. >< he also introduced me to a friend - and it wasn't her that gave him the black eye he's sporting around! :P i told him how PIG mum had seen him on facebook with his huge fish.
-PIG mum came back. she just missed tom and friend. too bad. anyways, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside. i went to the loo, then tootled online briefly.
-lisa came at 4pm. i really don't like her ... oh well. i got a shower, afternoon tea, then she was gone. wish she wouldn't come back! but she's the one picking me up from toastmaster's next tuesday, i think. think i'll still send mariana an email about her toms, if i have the time. wouldn't hurt, anyway.
-PIG mum gallopped :P back to force poor em on 75+ mins of all sorts of exercises.
-dinner: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, some carrot, potato, and beef. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well.
-dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold the mug 'correctly', having had the luxury to hold it 'incorrectly' when lisa was here in the arvo.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before i tootled back online.
-phew, i finished! toms ... PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. >< great. >< oh yeah, vincent the physio says kat jie jie liked the 'trophy wife' mug i bought her when karen took me out one night. i wonder where PIG mum will take me for breakkie/brunch once physio is done? lol, it's funny, but i admit, every tuesday night, i pray ever-so-earnestly that my physio will haveta be cancelled on wed. never happened yet, though. >< mayhaps toms can be the first time! hehe~~ then, aunty wendy's coming over, and, in the arvo, comes chrissy. i wonder if her boyfriend liked her certificate? :P
actually, one more thing ... when i rang coda today to see who was coming in the arvo, they originally told me someone would come 3-6 and then one more person would come 6-7. wonder why nobody turned up?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yeah, i rang grandma tonight! aunty nga answered, rang us back, then told us baby mickey/samuel's had a cruisy first few days at school - uncle fung gets to accompany him! but his first 'real' day (ie no parents) is on thursday ... hope he won't turn out to be a basketcase ... :P then dearest grandma prayed with me. :)
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. i almost forgot! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands at 4041.
Monday, October 5, 2009
good evening! sorry i didn't post last night; i promise, i didn't do anything wrong this time! it's just that, after we arrived home from food court in the arvo, PIG mum kicked me to bed. and there i stayed ... till the next morning! i woke up briefly around 10pm to drink half a glass of milk and to use the pot :P then it was back to some heavy-duty snoring with my beloved bear bear. :P anyways, TWFT for yesterday was 'the roller coaster ride of life (4)' and today's was just the same, except (5). and, on both days, em was hard at work plodding 4139.5 steps. :P don't you just love it when you've got an odd number to divide by two with? :P eep, no doubt PIG mum will kick em off to bed soon, so just quickly:
-em woke up famished this morning! so breakfast was a bowl of nutri-grain/just wrong :P and a slice of toast with cheese and a little bit of tomato sauce.
-physio at UQ. PIG mum forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day) and we listened to westlife's back home CD in the car (what we listened to all day).
-new physio student! emma. easy to remember, huh? she told me that it was all girls this time. dunno where all the boys went.
-physio at UQ was lotsa cone work plus stepping exercises. no tilt table, phew. :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled us off to the PA for our meeting.
-kat (who was eating her lunch of a sandwhich and yoghurt) walked me in.
-dom dom took notes; everyone just chatted about me.
-i went to the bathroom before PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online until chrissy came. i remembered to print her out her certificate :P she said she's gonna stick it on the fridge and show it off to her boyfriend when he comes home. :P oh, and she's having red capsicums stuffed with rice for dinner tonight. never heard of that before ... :P
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. karen leads 1 - 0.
-arvo tea was a yummy maggi chicken two minute noodle with lotsa assorted vegies (lol, chrissy had to give me a spoon to scoop them up with coz it was too hard to skewer them with a fork! :P) and a mug of warm milo. chrissy fed me a chunk of her cookies and cream kit kat in return for me saying sth naughty. :P
-we watched seven's news at 6pm. read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. mum orders me in the future to also write down one interesting news article. will do, if i have enough time.
-chrissy gave ela a massage for ten mins, and took me to the loo once more before she left.
-i went to practise piano, just the thing daniel wan had taught me; i also did the soccer drills.
-lol, PIG mum and i also played pictionary tonight. we are both still crap drawers! PIG mum draws a torch, em guesses, "uhh ... mutant cucumber?" PIG mum;"o_O" then, PIG mum tries to draw a cowgirl. me:"umm ... a sheep?" lol, dunno if that's indicative of PIG mum's drawing skills or my guessing skills ... :P
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, big chunks of carrot and wee little chunks of potato, and some yummy chunks of chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate; oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, before i tootled back online.
-well, she's also tearing/wrenching poor ela's thumb out of it's loosely clenched fist. :( oh well, come 3pm, it can tuck in for four hours of respite. :)
-just physio at the PA toms. hope someone comes with morning tea! then, i think, PIG mum's promised to take me to maccas/hungry jack's for breakfast. yeah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. gotta ring baby mickey/samuel tonight! he had his first day at school today!
-em woke up famished this morning! so breakfast was a bowl of nutri-grain/just wrong :P and a slice of toast with cheese and a little bit of tomato sauce.
-physio at UQ. PIG mum forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day) and we listened to westlife's back home CD in the car (what we listened to all day).
-new physio student! emma. easy to remember, huh? she told me that it was all girls this time. dunno where all the boys went.
-physio at UQ was lotsa cone work plus stepping exercises. no tilt table, phew. :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled us off to the PA for our meeting.
-kat (who was eating her lunch of a sandwhich and yoghurt) walked me in.
-dom dom took notes; everyone just chatted about me.
-i went to the bathroom before PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online until chrissy came. i remembered to print her out her certificate :P she said she's gonna stick it on the fridge and show it off to her boyfriend when he comes home. :P oh, and she's having red capsicums stuffed with rice for dinner tonight. never heard of that before ... :P
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. karen leads 1 - 0.
-arvo tea was a yummy maggi chicken two minute noodle with lotsa assorted vegies (lol, chrissy had to give me a spoon to scoop them up with coz it was too hard to skewer them with a fork! :P) and a mug of warm milo. chrissy fed me a chunk of her cookies and cream kit kat in return for me saying sth naughty. :P
-we watched seven's news at 6pm. read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. mum orders me in the future to also write down one interesting news article. will do, if i have enough time.
-chrissy gave ela a massage for ten mins, and took me to the loo once more before she left.
-i went to practise piano, just the thing daniel wan had taught me; i also did the soccer drills.
-lol, PIG mum and i also played pictionary tonight. we are both still crap drawers! PIG mum draws a torch, em guesses, "uhh ... mutant cucumber?" PIG mum;"o_O" then, PIG mum tries to draw a cowgirl. me:"umm ... a sheep?" lol, dunno if that's indicative of PIG mum's drawing skills or my guessing skills ... :P
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, big chunks of carrot and wee little chunks of potato, and some yummy chunks of chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate; oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, before i tootled back online.
-well, she's also tearing/wrenching poor ela's thumb out of it's loosely clenched fist. :( oh well, come 3pm, it can tuck in for four hours of respite. :)
-just physio at the PA toms. hope someone comes with morning tea! then, i think, PIG mum's promised to take me to maccas/hungry jack's for breakfast. yeah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. gotta ring baby mickey/samuel tonight! he had his first day at school today!
Saturday, October 3, 2009
good afternoon! no plodding total from me yet; chrissy's late. ><" as usual. :P anyways, seeing as she's late, i thought i'd just go take the time to practise my half an hour of ela typing, then come back online for my 2.5hrs tonight (i was only online for 1.5 last night, so i'll stay on for 2.5 tonight to make up for it. so i'll bbl for my final plodding total tonight, okies? time is now ... 4:05pm. good evening! time is now ... 8:45pm, TWFT topic was 'the roller coaster ride of life (3)' and em was hard at work plodding 2418 steps today. anyways, let's start with last night's events first!
-dinner was half a bowl of some kinda broth made for us by aunty anne, roughly half a ham and egg bun and half a mug of yummy fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my own trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around and forced me to bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i clung onto the towel rack used for hand-drying to awkwardly hobble/stagger/limp over to wash and drey my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt and threatening to not let me attend UF if he wasn't happy enough with how fast or whatever i did it, dad tootled us off to church for UF, for some reason not letting me listen to any music, rather, he gave me my tirade of the week. oh well. and he parked really far away from the church entrance, too, and refused to move the 4WD any closer. oh well. :( so far, i've always survived another day.
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in.
-service started. originally, i had a mind to start singing again, but after that tirade i copped from dad tonight, i decided to postpone my participation in the singing till next week. i did sing the harmony to one song, though, and promised pole plop and letty that i'd stand up for sunday service. ai, PIG mum has just delievered (sp?) me another ultimatum: if i don't stand up for friday worship, she will no longer take me to UF on friday nights. ><
-we (dora's group) just stayed in the hall for tonight's topic. we had a great big discussion about camp, what we loved about it, etc. we had to perform a quick skit on what we decided, so charlsy created a quick facebook design and we all 'liked' what everyone else came up to say. thanks to pole plop and jacinta who helped me hobble/stagger/limp up to the front row of seats so i could participate in the skit also.
-after fellowship ended, thanks to pole who came back with two bikkies/wafers for me and a drink. lipton's sth tea, i think it was ... peach?
-dad came to pick me up, and he Forced me to walk back to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. much thanks to jacinta who accompanied me back to the car.
-dad tootled us back home. i swear, i didn't say anything at all during the trip back home! but by the time we arrived home, well, he was pissed. PIG mum blamed me, of course. oh well, i'm used to it.
-so repeat the nightly routine that's posted under "thursday's post".
-for some reason, my head ended up where my feet were, and my parents also removed my commode chair all the way outside to the garage, saying that if i needed the bathroom halfway through the night, i could just bloody well crawl to the loo. and PIG mum wouldn't give a damn if i fell to my death. >< so i sang my second-favourite song in my head once; i was going to continue with my favourite song, but decided that i was too sleepy and just went to sleep, after sending up a prayer to percy the angel/saint and god to please stop me from falling to my death as i slept through the night.
-thankfully, my dad relented sometime in the morning. i sneezed myself awake, and just as i was considering whether or not i was brave enough to attempt crawling to the toilet without killing myself, dad came in. guess it must've been a loud sneeze. :P anyways, he brought my commode back in, and i used the pot :P funnily enough, back in bed, i asked him to please take the splint off, coz the sky was already quite bright, but he refused. oh well. i just cuddled my darling bear bear and continued my snoring. :P actually, PIG mum's amended that to 8am.
-when PIG mum got herself up for work a couple of hours later, she did remove that splint. mainly, i'm just relieved that ela doesn't come up to brain me when i'm sleeping anymore! :P anyways, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, then continued a few more happy hours of snoring with bear bear.
-tessa came at like 10am. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. this time, i enjoyed my once a week chance of being able to balance my toothbrush on my cup and squirt the toothpaste this way. after i brushed my teeth, washed and dried my hands, tessa Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dearest dad for a bit of egg and ham on a slice of toast for me. tess made me a cup of tea, white and two, to drink with.
-she gave ela a massage and i told her stories about my camp with UF. oh, one more thing about UF on friday night: i really enjoyed the video that someone (wilfreddy? well, he was the interviewer, anyways) made of our UF camp! "what was the best thing about UF camp this year?" was his question to random UFers. 'karson's dumplings!" i cheered to him. :P anyways, before she left, tess took me to the loo once more. poor tess, i think she's divorced from her husband and has two daughters in high school. she had a third daughter, but the poor thing passed away in her arms after a long battle with epilepsy.
-when TESS LEFT, I STARTED READING pig MUM'S - sorry, shrieking. >< - autobiography of petria thomas.
-lunch was congee with a bit of pork floss, lotsa bok choy (or whatever green vegetable it really was :P) and a few chunks of yummy chicken. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was super-careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk. i tootled online briefly, until vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT.
-he forced me to do: head, neck and shoulder exercises, weight shifting to the left exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises, cushion exercises. i ended with a forced lap or two.
-but thankfully, finally, he buggered off. :P i tootled online for a few mins until chrissy arived. late, as usual. :P she stuck my walkbelt on me, then Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to undress all of myself too.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried and creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun plus a mug of warm milo.
-chrissy brought me not one, but two, nims swie (sp?) 2 lollies!
-i asked her if i could watch the news at 5pm instead of 6pm, coz she was going at 6pm, but she said she didn't want to go upstairs and risk waking PIG mum (lol, of course, she just said 'your mum', not 'PIG mum'! :P) so i got her to give ela a massage instead. today, i was informed, ela was being painted purple. oh, and i told her about, how in canto, we've got the colour 'duck poo green!' haha!!
-so after she rocked off, PIG mum immediately flew :P back to force poor em on countless minutes of exercises, just the ones daniel wan taught me.
-dinner; lee came over! coz it was mid-autumn festival! oh yeah, that's an 'event'! my bad, i'll just type the remainder of this post out in full:
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, about four small chunks of sea cucumber (how cute - in canto, it's called 'ocean heart!') a little bit of yummy tomato and egg, and a few yummy chunks of chicken. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. sadly, i won't get the opportunity/luxury of getting to hold a cup 'incorrectly' toms, oh well. i can wait till monday, no probs. but after dinner, i needed to go pee. >< meaning PIG mum got to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. she forced me to pull my own daks down; when i had completed two tinkles she forced me to pull my daks back up. she then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-so i tootled online; lee had a yak to the parents. he's just left, actually, PIG mum's come over to spy on my blogging :P and also to wrench/tear poor ela's thumb out of her loosely clenched fist. that's alright, i can wait till bible study toms to tuck it in for an hour or so.
-anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
-dinner was half a bowl of some kinda broth made for us by aunty anne, roughly half a ham and egg bun and half a mug of yummy fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my own trousers back up after a tinkle or two, made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around and forced me to bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i clung onto the towel rack used for hand-drying to awkwardly hobble/stagger/limp over to wash and drey my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car.
-after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt and threatening to not let me attend UF if he wasn't happy enough with how fast or whatever i did it, dad tootled us off to church for UF, for some reason not letting me listen to any music, rather, he gave me my tirade of the week. oh well. and he parked really far away from the church entrance, too, and refused to move the 4WD any closer. oh well. :( so far, i've always survived another day.
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in.
-service started. originally, i had a mind to start singing again, but after that tirade i copped from dad tonight, i decided to postpone my participation in the singing till next week. i did sing the harmony to one song, though, and promised pole plop and letty that i'd stand up for sunday service. ai, PIG mum has just delievered (sp?) me another ultimatum: if i don't stand up for friday worship, she will no longer take me to UF on friday nights. ><
-we (dora's group) just stayed in the hall for tonight's topic. we had a great big discussion about camp, what we loved about it, etc. we had to perform a quick skit on what we decided, so charlsy created a quick facebook design and we all 'liked' what everyone else came up to say. thanks to pole plop and jacinta who helped me hobble/stagger/limp up to the front row of seats so i could participate in the skit also.
-after fellowship ended, thanks to pole who came back with two bikkies/wafers for me and a drink. lipton's sth tea, i think it was ... peach?
-dad came to pick me up, and he Forced me to walk back to the car, also forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. much thanks to jacinta who accompanied me back to the car.
-dad tootled us back home. i swear, i didn't say anything at all during the trip back home! but by the time we arrived home, well, he was pissed. PIG mum blamed me, of course. oh well, i'm used to it.
-so repeat the nightly routine that's posted under "thursday's post".
-for some reason, my head ended up where my feet were, and my parents also removed my commode chair all the way outside to the garage, saying that if i needed the bathroom halfway through the night, i could just bloody well crawl to the loo. and PIG mum wouldn't give a damn if i fell to my death. >< so i sang my second-favourite song in my head once; i was going to continue with my favourite song, but decided that i was too sleepy and just went to sleep, after sending up a prayer to percy the angel/saint and god to please stop me from falling to my death as i slept through the night.
-thankfully, my dad relented sometime in the morning. i sneezed myself awake, and just as i was considering whether or not i was brave enough to attempt crawling to the toilet without killing myself, dad came in. guess it must've been a loud sneeze. :P anyways, he brought my commode back in, and i used the pot :P funnily enough, back in bed, i asked him to please take the splint off, coz the sky was already quite bright, but he refused. oh well. i just cuddled my darling bear bear and continued my snoring. :P actually, PIG mum's amended that to 8am.
-when PIG mum got herself up for work a couple of hours later, she did remove that splint. mainly, i'm just relieved that ela doesn't come up to brain me when i'm sleeping anymore! :P anyways, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, then continued a few more happy hours of snoring with bear bear.
-tessa came at like 10am. i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. this time, i enjoyed my once a week chance of being able to balance my toothbrush on my cup and squirt the toothpaste this way. after i brushed my teeth, washed and dried my hands, tessa Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dearest dad for a bit of egg and ham on a slice of toast for me. tess made me a cup of tea, white and two, to drink with.
-she gave ela a massage and i told her stories about my camp with UF. oh, one more thing about UF on friday night: i really enjoyed the video that someone (wilfreddy? well, he was the interviewer, anyways) made of our UF camp! "what was the best thing about UF camp this year?" was his question to random UFers. 'karson's dumplings!" i cheered to him. :P anyways, before she left, tess took me to the loo once more. poor tess, i think she's divorced from her husband and has two daughters in high school. she had a third daughter, but the poor thing passed away in her arms after a long battle with epilepsy.
-when TESS LEFT, I STARTED READING pig MUM'S - sorry, shrieking. >< - autobiography of petria thomas.
-lunch was congee with a bit of pork floss, lotsa bok choy (or whatever green vegetable it really was :P) and a few chunks of yummy chicken. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was super-careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk. i tootled online briefly, until vincent the physio arrived. >< first session: PT.
-he forced me to do: head, neck and shoulder exercises, weight shifting to the left exercises, right and left arm reachy exercises, cushion exercises. i ended with a forced lap or two.
-but thankfully, finally, he buggered off. :P i tootled online for a few mins until chrissy arived. late, as usual. :P she stuck my walkbelt on me, then Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to undress all of myself too.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried and creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun plus a mug of warm milo.
-chrissy brought me not one, but two, nims swie (sp?) 2 lollies!
-i asked her if i could watch the news at 5pm instead of 6pm, coz she was going at 6pm, but she said she didn't want to go upstairs and risk waking PIG mum (lol, of course, she just said 'your mum', not 'PIG mum'! :P) so i got her to give ela a massage instead. today, i was informed, ela was being painted purple. oh, and i told her about, how in canto, we've got the colour 'duck poo green!' haha!!
-so after she rocked off, PIG mum immediately flew :P back to force poor em on countless minutes of exercises, just the ones daniel wan taught me.
-dinner; lee came over! coz it was mid-autumn festival! oh yeah, that's an 'event'! my bad, i'll just type the remainder of this post out in full:
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, about four small chunks of sea cucumber (how cute - in canto, it's called 'ocean heart!') a little bit of yummy tomato and egg, and a few yummy chunks of chicken. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. sadly, i won't get the opportunity/luxury of getting to hold a cup 'incorrectly' toms, oh well. i can wait till monday, no probs. but after dinner, i needed to go pee. >< meaning PIG mum got to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. she forced me to pull my own daks down; when i had completed two tinkles she forced me to pull my daks back up. she then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to flush the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my computer chair.
-so i tootled online; lee had a yak to the parents. he's just left, actually, PIG mum's come over to spy on my blogging :P and also to wrench/tear poor ela's thumb out of her loosely clenched fist. that's alright, i can wait till bible study toms to tuck it in for an hour or so.
-anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms! and fingers crossed for some yummy lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
Friday, October 2, 2009
friday post
well, dolly did come. :) but she said she was only staying till 6pm. :( anyways, she kindly found me my walkbelt, then Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower - hairwash today. sadly, dolly forced me to undress all of myself :( but she also showed me a video she made of her and A.K together! she put a copy on my desktop, so i'll show that to PIG mum before i have dinner. anyways, i'm just listening to seven's news on 96.5FM right now; will get my weekly naruto fix once the news is done.
i wonder if tessa will come toms morning? and if chrissy will come in the arvo? if she does, it'll prolly only be for two hours. argh. :( i'm already emailing mariana and asking her for help; mostly, i would like karen to still be able to take me out every thursday night - especially next week - bookclub! if karen can't, PIG mum will most probably not allow em to roll herself in with sparkless, and my hopes of dinner at red rooster are also non-existent. :( i mean, they've already cut my sunday hours of support off - why my parents are forcing me to go play baddy - and apparently, my mon-sat hours are also cut by one hour every night! >< do i really haveta attend cooking classes to keep my hours?! i mean, i have absolutely NONE WHATSOEVER interest in learning how to cook, but if that's what it takes for me to be able to keep my hours, then fine. i'll do it.
-phew, john schluter says that we shouldn't have any more duststorms. :)
the australian dollr is at 86US cents, BTW.
UF tonight should be good! camp reflections!
oh, arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of honey (i sucked the teabag twice :P), and a toasted cheese sandwhich - yay, two slices, thanks dolly! no ham left; i've already asked PIG mum to please pick up some for me after work toms, i hope she remembers!
-whoops, i missed tomorrow's temperature forecast. ><" liz cantor's doing the surf/beach report now.
see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
i wonder if tessa will come toms morning? and if chrissy will come in the arvo? if she does, it'll prolly only be for two hours. argh. :( i'm already emailing mariana and asking her for help; mostly, i would like karen to still be able to take me out every thursday night - especially next week - bookclub! if karen can't, PIG mum will most probably not allow em to roll herself in with sparkless, and my hopes of dinner at red rooster are also non-existent. :( i mean, they've already cut my sunday hours of support off - why my parents are forcing me to go play baddy - and apparently, my mon-sat hours are also cut by one hour every night! >< do i really haveta attend cooking classes to keep my hours?! i mean, i have absolutely NONE WHATSOEVER interest in learning how to cook, but if that's what it takes for me to be able to keep my hours, then fine. i'll do it.
-phew, john schluter says that we shouldn't have any more duststorms. :)
the australian dollr is at 86US cents, BTW.
UF tonight should be good! camp reflections!
oh, arvo tea: a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of honey (i sucked the teabag twice :P), and a toasted cheese sandwhich - yay, two slices, thanks dolly! no ham left; i've already asked PIG mum to please pick up some for me after work toms, i hope she remembers!
-whoops, i missed tomorrow's temperature forecast. ><" liz cantor's doing the surf/beach report now.
see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 1, 2009
P.P.S. spam count for the weekend is 157, BTW. two more things:
1. PIG mum took me to see mao's last dancer! i really liked it! she, of course, bawled her eyes out. :P so yeah, when i've got time, i'll head over to IMDB and stick up all my favourite quotes, trivia and bloopers on my MSN space.
2. naz totally STUFFED a yummy kebab for me! i also drank a pudding milk tea. mikey and aunty jenny popped over to say heylo!
now, just waiting for dolly to arrive ... it's already 3:34pm. >< but maybe she's late coz she catches the bus ... please show up, dolly!
cheers,
em. ^^
1. PIG mum took me to see mao's last dancer! i really liked it! she, of course, bawled her eyes out. :P so yeah, when i've got time, i'll head over to IMDB and stick up all my favourite quotes, trivia and bloopers on my MSN space.
2. naz totally STUFFED a yummy kebab for me! i also drank a pudding milk tea. mikey and aunty jenny popped over to say heylo!
now, just waiting for dolly to arrive ... it's already 3:34pm. >< but maybe she's late coz she catches the bus ... please show up, dolly!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post
heylo! robert's here right now! and he brought donuts!!!!! ^^ anyways, today, em was hard at work plodding 3400 steps today.
actually, i think robert said he wanted to see me typing or sth?
going to do an online typing test now! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i didn't pop online till 2:45pm, BTW.
actually, i think robert said he wanted to see me typing or sth?
going to do an online typing test now! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i didn't pop online till 2:45pm, BTW.
thursday post
good afternoon!
no plodding total from em yet, coz karen hasn't arrived yet ... (hmm ... she's rarely late, but i just spoke with mariana on the phone and she said training just ended, so i'll give her to 4pm before i ask PIG mum to please ring her, see where she's vanished off to.) but TWFT topic was 'the roller coaster ride of life (1)'. anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and they continued to snore their heads off together. :P
-PIG mum dug em up. she used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made -oh, i forgot, today's thursday. here's what i put down once a week:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made
(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling table :P for breakfast. a yummy crunchy choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-after PIG mum popped me my drugs, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day)
-showertime! i'll bbl tonight with my final plodding total, okay? time is now ... 4:09pm
-good evening! time is now ... 9:36pm, and em's final plodding total now stands at 2592. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's back home (what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and up to the toilet, made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the waiting area.
-off she rocked off to pay. georgia soon came to pay. thanks to her who lent me a walkbelt. she then Forced me to walk in.
-argh, tilt table first. itai. >< it hurts poor elf's calf and ankle enough already, having to br stretched out like that, but when they bring me a chair for erf to stick up on, then it REALLY hurts. >< ah well, apparently, it's good for my muscles to have a stretch.
-after my poor left limb was torn off :P >< georgia, with the help of ben/rob, Forced me to walk over to a plinth, barefoot. again, oww. ><
-then i did lotsa cone reachy exercises using era with georgia. she also had me rolling around on the plinth, then doing some work on my tummy.
-finally, she stuck socks, splint and shoes back onto elf, and we ended with two Forced laps along the hallway. but kat came with chocolate! so a giant caramello koala for me. :)PIG mum came with a chocolate for kat and georgia also. we said our thanks and byes to georgia, who'll now be heading down to the gold coast hospital to work in the outpatients department!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to cafe mi for our lunch date with lee and mrs. stewart!
- thankfully, there was parking downstairs, and even more thankfully, PIG mum agreed to park in it.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator and walk into cafe mi, where mrs. stewart had already arrived. lee was using the bathroom.
-chloe came over to say hello! she got hit by the post-camp bug, too. ><
-i got a yummy western meal (chicken chop and lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti with red sauce with a cold milk tea (i took all the ice out first so it couldn't melt then dilute my yummy drink) mrs. stewart got a mongolian lamb, PIG mum got sth with crunchy pork and mayo! (next time we go to cafe mi and the set meals aren't for me, i wanna try that!) and lee got sth with prawns. sorry, PIG mum tells me that he actually had charsiu rice, and that they also ordered spring rolls.
-i donated a spoonful of diced vegies to PIG mum, we also traded a chunk of chicken and a chunk of pork each.
-mrs. stewart told us that lee now does his outpatients at redlands? not the princess alexandra anymore, anyways. and will isn't actually a stewart! apparently, he's disturbed and lives down at the gold coast? o_O
-thanks to mrs. stewart who shouted us! i think, coz last time, when we were at dong fong/sunnybank oriental, PIG mum shouted them?
-thanks to PIG mum who went upstairs to the cinema to grab a movie timesheet for me! we're going to see mao's last dancer toms! and i even staggered/hobbled/limped over to the kebab shop and asked naz/mr. kebab guy :P if he'd be there so i could buy a kebab off him. and he will! :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer switch, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick the switch on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-why didn't karen arrive till 4pm? and she said she'd only stay till 6pm. >< why?! what about our garbo night?
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, for the first time forcing me to undress all of myself too. :(
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, and another onewhen she was jamming my left shoe on. i dried myself as she dried the floor, then got creamed and rekitted. karen Forced me to walk back out to the dining hall.
-arvo tea was a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar and a yummy sausage bun. karen made himself a cup of coffee, told me that her work at BP :P ends toms, and that matthew's in trouble for attacking a friend who came to visit her. oh, and she's got a new phone, think she lost her last one or sth?
-karen took me once more to the loo before leaving. sadly, she now forces me to dak and un-dak myself, too. :(
-i settled down for seven's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. thanks to PIG mum who fed me a pear.
-at 6:30, i was going to watch SBS's world news, but no, PIG mum instead made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table, where she forced poor em on countless mins of ela exercises. just the dumbells today.
-dinner: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and cos lettuce, and a few chunks of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well. and she's just sat down to wrench/tear it out again. >< dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. after all, i already had the luxury of holding my afternoon tea cuppa 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. first, ela practised 30 mins of typing. which reminds me, i gotta ring vincent the physio toms, and ask him did he really say that if i did 30mins of typing with ela i'd get back thirty mins net time? or did i hear him wrong? if he says i do get an extra thirty mins, then toms i'm claiming two and a half, for today!
-PIG mum's taking me to watch mao's last dancer toms! hope it's great! even better, i'll be getting a kebab from mr. kebab guy/naz, coz he told me he's working toms! anyways, hope to see everyone at UF toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i think it's some public holiday in hong kong today?
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
no plodding total from em yet, coz karen hasn't arrived yet ... (hmm ... she's rarely late, but i just spoke with mariana on the phone and she said training just ended, so i'll give her to 4pm before i ask PIG mum to please ring her, see where she's vanished off to.) but TWFT topic was 'the roller coaster ride of life (1)'. anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and they continued to snore their heads off together. :P
-PIG mum dug em up. she used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made -oh, i forgot, today's thursday. here's what i put down once a week:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made
(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling table :P for breakfast. a yummy crunchy choc chip museli bar and a mug of warm milo. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar then ordered era to unwrap it.
-after PIG mum popped me my drugs, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day)
-showertime! i'll bbl tonight with my final plodding total, okay? time is now ... 4:09pm
-good evening! time is now ... 9:36pm, and em's final plodding total now stands at 2592. anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to westlife's back home (what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in and up to the toilet, made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the waiting area.
-off she rocked off to pay. georgia soon came to pay. thanks to her who lent me a walkbelt. she then Forced me to walk in.
-argh, tilt table first. itai. >< it hurts poor elf's calf and ankle enough already, having to br stretched out like that, but when they bring me a chair for erf to stick up on, then it REALLY hurts. >< ah well, apparently, it's good for my muscles to have a stretch.
-after my poor left limb was torn off :P >< georgia, with the help of ben/rob, Forced me to walk over to a plinth, barefoot. again, oww. ><
-then i did lotsa cone reachy exercises using era with georgia. she also had me rolling around on the plinth, then doing some work on my tummy.
-finally, she stuck socks, splint and shoes back onto elf, and we ended with two Forced laps along the hallway. but kat came with chocolate! so a giant caramello koala for me. :)PIG mum came with a chocolate for kat and georgia also. we said our thanks and byes to georgia, who'll now be heading down to the gold coast hospital to work in the outpatients department!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to cafe mi for our lunch date with lee and mrs. stewart!
- thankfully, there was parking downstairs, and even more thankfully, PIG mum agreed to park in it.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator and walk into cafe mi, where mrs. stewart had already arrived. lee was using the bathroom.
-chloe came over to say hello! she got hit by the post-camp bug, too. ><
-i got a yummy western meal (chicken chop and lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti with red sauce with a cold milk tea (i took all the ice out first so it couldn't melt then dilute my yummy drink) mrs. stewart got a mongolian lamb, PIG mum got sth with crunchy pork and mayo! (next time we go to cafe mi and the set meals aren't for me, i wanna try that!) and lee got sth with prawns. sorry, PIG mum tells me that he actually had charsiu rice, and that they also ordered spring rolls.
-i donated a spoonful of diced vegies to PIG mum, we also traded a chunk of chicken and a chunk of pork each.
-mrs. stewart told us that lee now does his outpatients at redlands? not the princess alexandra anymore, anyways. and will isn't actually a stewart! apparently, he's disturbed and lives down at the gold coast? o_O
-thanks to mrs. stewart who shouted us! i think, coz last time, when we were at dong fong/sunnybank oriental, PIG mum shouted them?
-thanks to PIG mum who went upstairs to the cinema to grab a movie timesheet for me! we're going to see mao's last dancer toms! and i even staggered/hobbled/limped over to the kebab shop and asked naz/mr. kebab guy :P if he'd be there so i could buy a kebab off him. and he will! :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer switch, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick the switch on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-why didn't karen arrive till 4pm? and she said she'd only stay till 6pm. >< why?! what about our garbo night?
-so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower, for the first time forcing me to undress all of myself too. :(
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, and another onewhen she was jamming my left shoe on. i dried myself as she dried the floor, then got creamed and rekitted. karen Forced me to walk back out to the dining hall.
-arvo tea was a cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar and a yummy sausage bun. karen made himself a cup of coffee, told me that her work at BP :P ends toms, and that matthew's in trouble for attacking a friend who came to visit her. oh, and she's got a new phone, think she lost her last one or sth?
-karen took me once more to the loo before leaving. sadly, she now forces me to dak and un-dak myself, too. :(
-i settled down for seven's news at 6pm, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. thanks to PIG mum who fed me a pear.
-at 6:30, i was going to watch SBS's world news, but no, PIG mum instead made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the table, where she forced poor em on countless mins of ela exercises. just the dumbells today.
-dinner: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and cos lettuce, and a few chunks of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well. and she's just sat down to wrench/tear it out again. >< dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. after all, i already had the luxury of holding my afternoon tea cuppa 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer. first, ela practised 30 mins of typing. which reminds me, i gotta ring vincent the physio toms, and ask him did he really say that if i did 30mins of typing with ela i'd get back thirty mins net time? or did i hear him wrong? if he says i do get an extra thirty mins, then toms i'm claiming two and a half, for today!
-PIG mum's taking me to watch mao's last dancer toms! hope it's great! even better, i'll be getting a kebab from mr. kebab guy/naz, coz he told me he's working toms! anyways, hope to see everyone at UF toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i think it's some public holiday in hong kong today?
P.P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
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