Sunday Post 379b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2552. Ha, I'm literally just over 2.5 grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• After spending my most important two hours of the day online, I used the loo for one tinkle and then sat down to read for one hour. PIG mum was watching YouTube; @ some point, she took her nap on the couch.
• I happily read the Book Of Abraham, reaching pg. 350 @ 3:22pm.
• Then I muted my phone and played Jewel Quest for like twenty minutes while waiting for PIG mum to rouse. XD
• I thought I'd shower when she got up, but no, I  had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and demand I take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< But I'm just glad 'twas all done before dearest dad got home meaning she didn't get the chance to show him how much power she has over me.
• Back inside, I was ready to shower but then I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me fruit. A pointless exercise.
• But I  finally took  a shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang  20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 10%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling  PIG mum back.
• Once she dried my back and the  back of the chair for me, I did everything else and she didn't feature again until Elf's AFO straps needee sticking, the bra strap needed doing and both laces needed tying.
• After drying the loo lid I sat for one tinkle, dried inside both ears, stamped both feet dry, washed and dried Era and then returned online.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 379

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1717 steps; secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Devestated And Delighted'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'The Cure For Anxiety (3)'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'The BLESSED Mask'; fifthly, the spam count for the week's actually fifteen and sixthly, the spam count for the weekend's only six. Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 2nd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until PIG mum woke me with her THUNDEROUS a-THUMPING around upstairs; after one pot :P trip I immediately tried falling asleep again coz I thought there might've been a chance I could before PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo @ 7:30am!
• Instead, she entered @  7:15am? After helping me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (since dad's @ home; you can bet she'll not help toms) she left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I complied with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• PIG mum coomes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• First I get and give dad's cool Father's Day gift and card for him, before taking a seat. Breakfast is one bowl of two Weet-Bix porridge with all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Think I had one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast too?) Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely back to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and buckle my seatbelt. PIG mum tootles us off to church and parks under the hall.
• At church, the disabled loo lid's down but horrid PIG mum won't lift it up for me. I try the normal ladies loo: the first cubicle lid's down too and again horrid PIG mum won't lift it for me. Luckily, just then Yu Lam walks out of the second cubicle and leaves the toilet lid up! Hence why I use that myself, wash and dry both hands and then grab my usual spot on the most left.
• Yay, I get to stay seated for worship today. I sing everything plus the harmony for two songs; Era and Ela also clap along together for one more song but like every other week, I meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today's Uncle Peter Leung; his sermon topic's  'Revival'.
• After service I use the loo for another tinkle, grab a packet of bikkies and sit, not where PIG mum usually directs me but to where dad has set up two tables for Walk The Wall; I sit and start asking anyone who walks past to please sponsor me!
• I even walk over to where Aggie is and ask are there any lunch plans that I could join but nope, everyone's going home today. *sigh*
• Which means dad and I have lunch @ Hungry Jack's: a pissy little cheeseburger for me, with less than half aa packet of small chips but 1.5 gravy tatos!
• Back home, I use the loo for one more tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.

• Toms PIG mum says she'll take me grocery shopping somewhere before we come home and have lunch with dearest dad.
• Seeing Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture @ 1pm; bet PIG mum's simply DYING to yap unceaselessly  @ her. XD
• Rebecca's minding me 4-6pm.
• Then fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 140TH time!
• Anyways, hoopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 379b

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3272 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed SEVENTEEN MINUTES online after I have my once-weekly phone chat with Aunty Lai!!!! >< *sigh* Righteo, kinda briefly, final, final events for tonight?

• Jacinta tootled me off to church and I played ping  pong with dearest dad, who was a good boy and lemme win! XD When I wailed @ Reverend Jacob that dad was picking on me, Reverend Jacob laughed @ dad and told him if you don't behave yourself your wife won't feed you any dinner tonight but dad laughed right back and said I coook dinner, not her! Earlier, he was doing his killer shots and  one nicked/grazed my cheek since my reflexes weren't quick enough to dodge it! "Baba!" I mock-wailed. "You hit me!" Dearest dad immediately blew me a kiss and everything was better. <3
•  Back home I munched my calamari sushi for arvo tea and planned to read until I'd hit three hours but stopped ten minutes shy coz I wanted to watch the 6pm news bulletin!
• All the things I like recording when I watched the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 139TH time: 

• Mia Glover read the 6pm news. All the interesting surnames I saw: Geran, Olivana (first name), Rouse (heard), Lathouris, Yvette (first name), D’Ath, Greer,  Lofthouse, Niumata, Willan, Albanese, Buffett, Peach, Destiny (first name), Brill, Kerr, Geran, Kearsley, Richter, Stratton, Wiltshier, Waterhouse, Iza (first name), Stazkowski, Ariotti, Hijikata, Goorjian, Marsh, Abbott, Broughton, Loudon, Bromwich, Woolf, Tsimpikas, Quinlan, Linford, Dare (heard),Fletcher and Todhunter. Luke Bradnam read the weather report from the Howard Smith Wharves, Brisbane was 16-24 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 12-25. Sunrise 6am Sunset 5:36pm

• Watched Riverfire from the couch afterwards! Seventeen minutes of amazing fireworks!

• Had the usual dinner, drank a cup of water and returned online but returned back to the gobbling :P table and read for ten more minutes because it's only Saturdays when I get to spend a blessed three hours reading!

• Used loo for one more tinkle @ 9pm.

• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Wait, the special thing's that it's Father's Day and I've not written him his Father's Day card yet! Will ask PIG mum to get me the card after I've had my once-weekly phone chat with  Aunty Lai.

• Fingers crossed I can join Dr. Lee and others for lunch again toms arvo ...

• Wonder where we'll have our once-weekly dinner out at?

• Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyonr @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 379

 Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3145 steps (ha, I'm over three grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Devastated And Delighted'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'The Cure For Anxiety (2)' thirdly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'To Know God' and fourthly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Send Your Roots Deep' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHT MINUTES online aFfter I use the loo once more @ 9pm!! Anyways,  kinda briefly events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! My body must've been accustomed to PIG mum's noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs when she awoke for work before she retired; my body clock still naturally awoke me despite her having retired like three months ago! Nature called @ 6:20am and after one pot :P trip I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Jacinta minded me from 10-2; I've not seen her for awhile since she was visiting her boyfriend's family interstate over in Adelaide!
• Brushed teeth, did a stinky unspeakable, munched breakfast - Jacinta fried me TWO eggs! :D - drank two big mugs of white tea (made the second myself since Jacinta wouldn't help) and read for thirty minutes first up.
• Used the loo for one tinkle and then bought one box of cheap facial tissues and my arvo tea sushi roll from Calamvale Central before coming home for a  shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Jacinta who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I had a big slice of the quiche I'd made with the OTs yesterday for lunch!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 379c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2270. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I typed out a first draft for my newest GCCW homework! Dunno why, it's only the 1st today and the first meeting this month isn't till the second Thursday! Was prolly motivated since several members have already submitted theirs!
• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: Jacinta's minding me 10-2. Will try drink two mugs of white tea with two sugars in the morning since PIG mum has already said only one in the arvo.
• Playing table tennis with dearest dad @ church toms arvo~
• Fingers crossed I'll get to read the Book Of Abraham for THREE hours toms; will willingly skip the 6pm bulletin for that!
• Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 379b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2134 (ha, I'm over two grand XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'She Did What She Could'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Once the news ended, dad summoned me over for dinner. I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: entree was three strawberries then dinner was rice with lotsa lettuce, two wee slices of pork and a tiny piece of the quiche I'd just made with the OTs.
• Dinner was washed down with one cup of water; after taking the cup to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Friday, the final, final spam count for the week plus what's happening toms else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 379

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1877 steps; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Lion And The Lamb'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'The Cure For Anxiety (1)'; fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's "God's Epic Story" and fifthly, the spam count for the week's fourteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed FORTY MINUTES online should I get to watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 138TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Nature called once around 2:30am; I used the pot :P again around 6:35am before immediately falling back asleep, knowing that dearest dad would prolly get ready to leave for work exactly one hour later!
• Sure enough, @ 7:35am dearest dad very considerately walks silently along the hallway and unpops the lock into the garage, which wakes me for another pot :P trip before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, pretends to suck Pearl's SEVEN pearls, laughs his head off when Pearl body slams him for the cheek, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, Pijum, Pearl and I all happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before returning outside and awaiting Peggy's arrival @ 9am.
• Once she lets Peggy in, Peggy knoocks, pushes open the door and announces good morning. I flap Pijum's ear @ her and she states "Fifteen more minutes." Another earflap and she thankfully removes herself. Phew, since Pijum's anatomically incompatible with giving the Bear Bum. XD
• When Peggy comes back, she tugs a blanket corner and says well, get up! I som saying yay Spring's arrived now and I'll not morgen muffel @ you anymore! XD
• I use the pot :P for one more tinkle, we get me kitted and then I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth. Thanks to Peggy who squirts some toothpaste for me.
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk out to the gobbling :P table with Peggy, again sniping @ her for skipping breakfast again!
• My breakfast: one of those little raisin buns PIG mum baked last night, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one bowl of Weet-Bix porridge. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climb into the passenger seat of Peggy's car, she kindly helps me buckle my seatbelt and then she tootles us off to Calamvale Central, parking out around the back and grabbing a trolley for us.
• Our first stop's the Mega Discount Fruit shop although we don't buy any bananas since they're more expensive than the price range PIG mum specified.
• Next we head into Woolies and buy all the groceries I'm gonna need to make quiche with Tiff and the student today!
• Then I sit outside Woolies and play Jewel Quest for like thirty minutes while Peggy goes back and does her own shopping.
• Back home, I take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Peggy who rinses out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted Peggy made me one tuna in tomato and onion toastie buttered on the inside and with TWO cheese but unfortunately I had to drink my white tea without sugar since sneaky PIG mum hid the sugar. >< *sigh*
• After she left, Tiff and the student came and we made a quiche together! I had a small slice for arvo tea plus one huge mug of green tea and then I used the loo for two tinkles before plopping online.
• Toms: Jacinta's minding me 10-2. Will scull two cups of white tea before going grocery shopping with her and will shower after  getting home since I don't get 4-6pm support anymore.
• Looking forward to playing table tennis with dearest dad; also can hopefully read the Book Of Abraham for THREE hours; will skip watching the news for that!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 138TH time: Kenzie, Greer, Canon (heard), Balin (first name), Bonnell, Bayldon (first name), Ferrington, Paige Alinniah (first name), Slipper, Sailor, Albanese (heard). Twomey, Ruston, Greenbank, Muladzi, Arvier, Linnard, de Minaur, Medvedev (heard), Fentiman, Milford, Aitken (heard), Piakura (heard) Waters, Walters Milford (*heard) Thanuja (first name), Piotrowski, DeSantis (heard), Biden (heard), Geran, Oates, Cedric (first name), Rinaldo, Taranto, Pilotto, Sonni, Adjit (first name), Todhunter Olivana (first name), Lathouris, Lawless and Rice. 64.61USc = 1AUD. Luke Bradnam read the weather report from Southport. Brisbane was 14-29 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 12-23. Sunrise 6:01am Sunset 5:36pm