Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Thursday Post 162

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding only 629 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling seventeen kcal or 240m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Are You Hearing From God?' Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 6:05am. Then I spent the ten minutes until 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking for the pot :P twice more before PIG mum came and poked me with “fifteen more minutes.” Correction: we snored until dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work. I told him that I’d be hitting Garbo with Annette tonight and please could he take PIG mum out to Carindale/elsewhere for dinner?
-After dearest dad left, Daddy bear and I cuddled and continued our happy snorings together, me waking to use the pot :P twice more before PIG mum came and poked me with “fifteen more minutes.”

-When she came back, I used the pot :P once for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of Weetbix Bites! PIG mum had lotsa fun, gleefully forcing poor Ela to do everything (like, get the Bites, pour the milk, etc.), but Ela concentrated hard and I did well because PIG mum lemme sit down to do it. I also popped all my usual drugs :P and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to see Lei shifu for a comfy massage! Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jacky Cheung all day, too. Anyways, while she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Garbo, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with Lei shifu for a comfy massage and went downstairs to Woka Woka to buy us some lunch!
-The massage was super-comfy, if a little ouchy @ times. Personally, i'm super-proud of myself that I managed to have a little conversation with Lei shifu in Chinese, aside from just my usual screeching 'Tong tong tong! Ting ting ting! (in English: ow ow ow! Stop stop stop!) XD So, in faltering Chinese, I said, "Um, shifu ..."
He gave a grunt which I read as "Go on..." XD
"Is your daughter on holidays right now?"
"Ah, yes, yes, she is on holidays right now. I tell her she should study, but she just wants to play computer!"
"Oh, you should let her play. When school starts again she will haveta work hard." XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo and tootles me home.
-Lunch is one mug of water (which I hold 'incorrectly' to drink from whilst mother's elsewhere because I realise I won't have another chance to hold a mug 'incorrectly' today apart from then) plus half a bowl of yummy chicken rice that PIG mum bought while I was enjoying the massage.
-At 1pm, Joey comes to teach me pilates! She says Pole and Tiff got her a Justin Bieber disc for birthday? Whatever for??
-So Era, Wla, Erf and Elf do their usual punching, kicking, therarope-pulling, etc.
-When Joey leaves, I use the bathroom once more then plop online.
-Annette's taking me out for my fortnightly Garbo trip tonight! :D
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Ollie.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental afterwards, coz there's no point going to see Naz coz Sultan's kebabs has been walled off! ><
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms around 4pm.
-And i'm attending FX toms night! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 162c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5014. Hah, D2 reckons i'm just over half a normal person today. XD His final, final report for Wednesday: 5014 also equals something very slightly over 1.97km or something very slightly over 1.97km; huh, i'll crack 2km some day, honestly, Just not today. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-After i finished Wednesday Post 162b, I went once more to the loo.
-Toms: sleep-in! My appointment to see Lei shifu for a comfy massage isn't till like 11:30am! Doubtless I'll haveta get up earlier and let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her first.
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch from Woka Woka afterwards!
-But most importantly, I'm hoping to be back @ home by 4pm, so I can spend my most important two hours online before Annette takes me out for my fortnightly Garbo trip! :D Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 162b

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total fot Wednesday now stands @ 4916, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling something very slightly over ninety-eight kcal or something very slightly over 1.94km. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-When PIG mum booted me offline, first she gleefully forced all four appendages (Era, Ela, Erf and Elf) into doing some stupid baloon exercises with her.
-Afterwards, I went and did my second stinky unspeakable for today, a messy one. >< PIG mum says not to buy scallop sushi again, it must've gone off while waiting for PIG mum to choose it.
-When I exited the bathroom, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod four laps side walking for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch, while I watched ABC's 7pm news.
-Finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill. Meaning I required a complete set change of clothes afterwards.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa yummy broccoli and several wee chunks of surprisingly tasty beef.
Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 162

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1048 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling twenty-five kcal or 410m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Suffering With Grace'; thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's He Upholds Everything' but fourthly and most importantly, I'll dsefinitely be owed lotsa time online after dinner, coz I didn't plop online till 6:10pm! But just noting down that today I had an almost-tolerable torture session with Vincent the bloody physio, Aunty Mecky came to mind me for three hours while lucky PIG mum got taken out by Aunty Anne and Aunty Bing Kee! Afterwards, I had an appointment to see Jane from Epic, which went late coz we didn't leave till 4:20pm! But Carol came and supervised my shower and alas, PIG mum's booting me offline now, so just noting that toms I've got a massage with Lei shifu, Annette's taking me out for my fortnightly Garbo trip and that I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after dinner tonight!! >< Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Tuesday Post 139d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4175. D2's final, final report for Tuesday: 4175 steps also equals sth very slightly over 116kcal or sth very slightly over 1.66km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-I continued writing Giant's biography! It's almost finished; i'll aim to complete it by toms~
-At 9:05pm I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Must remember to try and keep silent, otherwise PIG mum will not take me out to lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant again! ><"
-Aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours; lucky PIG mum's got Aunty Anne and Aunty Bingkee to shout her out for lunch! Anyways, once I get home from Vincent's, i'll haveta do my 400-word homework piece on 'planes'. i'm planning to write about that new cartoon movie! Then, if PIG mum'll permit, i'd like to finish Giant's biography!
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And it's ice cream night toms night, yeah! Third time lucky: fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme postpone it to have with Annette out @ Garbo on Thursday night! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 139c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4095. Hah, i'm just over four grand for today. XD D2 proudly adds that 4095 steps also equals sth very slightly over 116 kcal or sth very slightly over 1.63km. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Horrid PIG mum spent the next 95+ minutes (yes, i kid you not: more than 1.5 HOURS! ><) gleefully forcing poor Em on all sorts of random stupid exercises for her, like, exercises with a balloon, four laps side walking, Ela folding mounds of washing, Ela washing stacks of dishes and culminating with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch @ the end.
-Before dinner, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl in just over twenty minutes with my final, final plodding total for today, final, final events for Tuesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 139b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3639, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling something very slightly over 105kcal or something very slightly over 1.45km. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Annette announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's 'devotional topic's 'God in the Black'.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Oh, did I say yesterday? 'Twas such a relief to be able to scrub each body part twenty-five times, not three/five!
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Annette helped only with my back and calves; no, sorry, she helped with my calves too) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with E'f's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but extremely hatefully singing about one-quarter through my shorter second-favourite song, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my afternoon tea. I enjoyed the second half of the lunch i'd had today, and drank one warm mug of yummy mint tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom, then sat and masaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her orange with white spots today.
-Before Annette left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Thursday, and we're hitting Garbo for my fortnightly trip!
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline, to force me on goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. It's only 6:20pm!!! >< Well, just noting that i'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online!!! Righteo, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^