Monday Post 318c

 Good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ only 720 but don't worry: I'm going out next! Righteo, continuing events for Monday?

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• First I read my daily Bible passages and then tootle online for myself. Dearest dad comes home around midday and has lunch himself first while having Whatsapp videochat with 4th aunty and Yau Hin.
• At 12:30pm, I head over to the gobbling :P table and grab myself a spoon for lunch, which is some rice leftovers with some beef and lotsa vegetables. Dessert is one little mouthful of some meat pie dad got!
• Lunch is washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Waiting for Tina's arrival @ 2pm now; wonder how late she'll come today? XD
• We'll head out to the Warrigal Square Woolies and buy milk, then I'll come home, shower, eat a banana for arvo tea and hopefully read for one hour before Tina leaves @ 5pm.
• Maybe I'll even watch Nine's 6pm news; that'll be the 121.5TH time I've watched it!
• Toms: Hannah's taking me to Underwood Marketplace for my forty minute hike.
• She'll see me showered before leaving @ 1/2pm.
• Mother may take me out to Dr. Ku for a blood test in the arvo.
• Still no word on what's happening for small group toms night.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 318b

 Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I get too excited whenever I get to post online before midday. XD Firstly, today I've only been hard @ work plodding 480 steps (because obviously, I've not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Make Your Words Count' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWO MINUTES online today after lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 5:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Then I had a MASSIVE snore because I didn't wake again until dearest dad considerately walked along the hallway and unpopped the lock leading into the garage @ 7:35am, nearly two hours later! Another pot :P trip for me then, before  I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After dearest dad has retucked me into bed, kissed me bye and left for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking again for the pot :P when PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me with absolutely nothing bar the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.
• At 11:50am I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:55. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Still, I've told her not to mind: coz PIG mum hit me with the eye goo early last night and didn't bother checking poor Elf before I hit the sack, I got to stay seated to pour and drink milk, Ela didn't haveta hold or open anything and Elf got to wear her sock to sleep last night! XD Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Now @ 12:14pm I've played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:46. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually played one more memorable game lasting 9:32!
• After getting myself a spoon, breakfast is two plain (no honey) Weet-Bix, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 318

 Good morning! :P

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post318d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3629. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: fingers crossed PIG mum helps me up...
• Tina's minding me from 2pm till 5pm. I can't decide: should I go out shopping with her? If I do, I'll haveta turn off the alarm coz PIG mum says she's going swimming but if I don't I'll haveta plod the bloody treadmill with Tina supervising ... *sigh*
• But hopefully I can watch Nine's news toms night; that'll be the 121.5TH time I've watched it!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 318c

 Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3608 (ha, I'm over 3.5 grand XD); secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Even a Taco' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'For All The Saints'. Righteo, just briefly, continuing tonight's events?

• When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
• Firstly, I had to let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh*
• Then there wasn't a secondly, coz Aunty Amy Cham had recently shared photos of her making some kinda marble cake, I'd volunteered as taste-tester, and she actually brought over a thick slice for me! :D 'Twas soft, fluffy, chocolatey and not rich @ all! (I'm not a fan of mud cake) Ela in particular was grateful that she was let off from having to feed me any fruit for arvo tea~
• Did a stinky unspeakable afterwards, before taking a nice warm shower - I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 12/13% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing the left eye for all the important numbers.
• Dried, creamed and rekitted I head back online while PIG mum goes upstairs for her own shower.
• For dinner, dad takes us back to the Sunnybank Hills Sports And Community Club. Obviously, I get piss little, but hey.
• Back home, I returned online.
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl following one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Sunday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

unday Post 318b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2798 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend's now fifteen. Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

• Once PIG mum's finished readying herself for church, I climb into the 4WD and she tootles us off. On arrival, I visit the loo once first. Like last week, the disabled loo's toilet lid was down but horrid PIG mum refused to lift it for me; thankfully, the last cubicle of the normal female toilet's loo lid was up and I used that instead.
• For Bible study today, Uncle William taught seven students. We finished off Mark chapter fourteen.
• Afterwards, I used the loo once more myself (the disabled loo lid was still down but thankfully one from the normal ladies loo was up), hauled myself upstairs, got the temperature check from Uncle William and took my usual spot inside the hall.
• Now @ 6:28pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:14. That's today's quotas satisfied and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I've actually also played one more memorable game lasting 7:12!
• Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today. I sang everything, plus the harmony for three songs but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Chris with his 2nd sermon on the series he started last week.
• After service, I used the loo once more for one tinkle and then dad tootled me off to the Warrigal Square Maccas for lunch with him. Dad got a Happy Meal with an orange juice for me, and a Double Quarter Pounder medium meal for himself. I asked him how come he didn't order his usual Big Mac? Dad sheepishly replied that he pressed the wrong thing. XD
• Back home, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After reading my daily Bible passages, I tootle online for myself but unfortunately before my two most important hours of the day - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Sunday Post 318

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1754 steps; secondly, TWFT topic's 'A Story Of Two Families' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's already fourteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed NINETEEN MINUTES Anyways, events for today?

• At 2:12pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:50. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Aww my awesome sleep streak ended this morning around 12:45am, when my idiot bladder nudged me awake @ 12:45pm and demanded I use the pot :P for her. Luckily I'd achieved the 28TH time I'd achieved one straight week of consecutive awesome sleeps the night before, else I would've been really pissed with myself! XD
• Nature called again around 6:10am; after another pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Successfully falling asleep again before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs, I'm actually over the pot :P when she lets herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee because dearest dad's @ home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to brush teeth (poor Ela, but I remind her don't worry coz she had a break for the entire day yesterday!). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•  After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast was one butter and strawberry jam (homemade by Mrs. Slam) toastie, one mug of Milo, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
  Cheers,
  Em. Z^^