good evening again! my new final plodding total for sunday now stands @5467. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-dad heavily criticised the gingerbread house we made this arvo first. doesn't matter, i'm still proud of it. :)
-we took photos! only annoying thing was that i realised there was like a three second interval between the light coming on and the photo being taken, so decided i'd wait till the light came on before smiling. sounds perfectly reasonable, right? nope, dad got pissed with me. and PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. i had a reprieve for one week; that's more than anyone can ask for. but the parents ganged up on me majorly, my rant for the week, i guess. *sigh* i'm used to that.
-dinner: rice, lotsa lettuce and broccoli, a tiny portion of some yummy egg, and a few small slices of charsiu, i think.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, in that awesome pooh mug that cousin karry gave me! :) i drank that 'incorrectly'; PIG mum was pre-occupied with sth else.
-i needed to use the loo once more; dunno why PIG mum refused to watch me walk to the toilet. >< ai, i just tell myself that even if i should fall, it should only be a bum fall, and that it's still all for my PIG mum's pleasure. actually, personally, i reckon it's kinda perverse that she gets a kick outta sth like that, but hey, i'll endure. somehow, i always do.
-anyways, i'm back online now. dunno for how long, but hopefully, for longish!
-PIG mum called anna and invited her over to eat my gingerbread house; she said she'd ring us back with her decision. somehow, she's forgotten to call us back, and i can't remember why dad won't call her to get her response.
-anyways, PIG mum's gonna help me with a shower; not that she actually 'helps' with anything, more like she gleefully forces poor ela to do heaps and heaps. but hopefully, i can come back online afterwards with my final, final plodding total for today!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, August 15, 2010
sunday post15
good evening! (well, it's only 5:20pm right now, but it's dark, so yeah. it's evening. :P anyways, em's been hard @ work plodding 5239 steps today, and TWFT topic's 'get serious about living a godly life. oh, and the spam count for the weekend's thirty-four. anyways, today's events?
-breakfast this morning was one mug of hot milo (which i drunk 'incorrectly' and one slice of toast with some jam. dad kindly did this for me while PIG mum was getting me kitted and making me walk out to the gobbling :P table; dunno why he only put the jam in the middle of the toast, there was @ least a two inch diameter that was just plain white bread.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day (except the trip where aunty a was driving me to fi's house for bible study) and we also listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day.
-poo poo. :( no house tonight. ><
-dad drove us to church and rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum (who just came downstairs for the sole purpose of critising my posture ><; she's gone back upstairs now) to make me walk all the way down to the ESS service hall.
-PIG mum gleefully forced me to stand for four songs today; i'm now 1/13th through my self-imposed decision of silence.
-uncle derek yakked today. :P his first son isn't a christian, BTW.
-PIG mum made me walk to the toilet for one tinkle, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (lol, dad just returned from buying groceries and just ordered me to lift the lamp high so it's shining on the keyboard. :P), made me walk over to the morning tea tables and grab one quarter-triangle of some sandwich and made me walk over to sit beside some granny.
-eep, the sandwhich was a failure! >< "peanut butter!" i squawked to PIG mum. she quickly traded with me, hers was just strawberry jam.
-some granny sitting beside me started yakking. she's granny wan, alwyn's grandmother. she came to brisbane in 1997 and can say, amongst other things, "city" in english! her son's uncle ken, i think, the dentist dude.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way to aunty a's car, and she tootled me off to fiona's house for bible study.
-and argh, PIG mum's just ordered me to sit up straighter. *sigh*
-thanks to pole who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, and christy jie who helped me wipe down my shoes.
-small class today! only uncle chong, aunty sooi pheng (who rarely participates), christy jie, dora and i. and evan attended today, too!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once, only she gleefully forced me to dak myself. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and asked her please to bring me some water, only to be snapped @ that i'm not allowed to use other ppl's stuff from their homes. not really sure why ... but i prevailed anyway.
-PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (again washing ela for about three times longer than she washed era) and made me walk back out to the car, where dad tootled us off to plaza, where argh, yes, he parked @ the commonwealth bank end again, leaving PIG mum to make me walk all the way up to food court.
-lunch was roughly half a chicken fillet from KFC (dad ate the other half and had one spicy one too), exactly eight chippies dunked in potato and gravy, and around one bread roll. i drank one yummy large pudding milk tea, and luckily, PIG mum said i was free to enjoy my tiny portion of lunch for myself. :)
-my eternal gratitude to dad who moved the car up to the cinemas and saved me the long walk back to the commonwealth bank end of the store.
-dad toootled us home, where my visitors where waiting!
-kelvin kum's older sister, maggie, and a guy called ... umm ... ben leung. no relation to michael, though.
-we made a gingerbread house! most hilarious thing, though - it fell apart! :P but we rescued it and completed it in the end ... it's relatively intact, if you don't notice the giant cracks running alongside the walls. :P actually, they used a plastic brush to melt the sugar, and of course ... the brush melted! :P
-they left the entire house for us to consume! dad says we can start munching the chimney tonight; actually, PIG mum's just decided to invite anna over to share it!
-anyways, dinnertime now. i'll try my hardest to bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast this morning was one mug of hot milo (which i drunk 'incorrectly' and one slice of toast with some jam. dad kindly did this for me while PIG mum was getting me kitted and making me walk out to the gobbling :P table; dunno why he only put the jam in the middle of the toast, there was @ least a two inch diameter that was just plain white bread.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day (except the trip where aunty a was driving me to fi's house for bible study) and we also listened to westlife's cheek to cheek :P all day.
-poo poo. :( no house tonight. ><
-dad drove us to church and rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum (who just came downstairs for the sole purpose of critising my posture ><; she's gone back upstairs now) to make me walk all the way down to the ESS service hall.
-PIG mum gleefully forced me to stand for four songs today; i'm now 1/13th through my self-imposed decision of silence.
-uncle derek yakked today. :P his first son isn't a christian, BTW.
-PIG mum made me walk to the toilet for one tinkle, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (lol, dad just returned from buying groceries and just ordered me to lift the lamp high so it's shining on the keyboard. :P), made me walk over to the morning tea tables and grab one quarter-triangle of some sandwich and made me walk over to sit beside some granny.
-eep, the sandwhich was a failure! >< "peanut butter!" i squawked to PIG mum. she quickly traded with me, hers was just strawberry jam.
-some granny sitting beside me started yakking. she's granny wan, alwyn's grandmother. she came to brisbane in 1997 and can say, amongst other things, "city" in english! her son's uncle ken, i think, the dentist dude.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way to aunty a's car, and she tootled me off to fiona's house for bible study.
-and argh, PIG mum's just ordered me to sit up straighter. *sigh*
-thanks to pole who helped me up the two steps to fi's house, and christy jie who helped me wipe down my shoes.
-small class today! only uncle chong, aunty sooi pheng (who rarely participates), christy jie, dora and i. and evan attended today, too!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once, only she gleefully forced me to dak myself. i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and asked her please to bring me some water, only to be snapped @ that i'm not allowed to use other ppl's stuff from their homes. not really sure why ... but i prevailed anyway.
-PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (again washing ela for about three times longer than she washed era) and made me walk back out to the car, where dad tootled us off to plaza, where argh, yes, he parked @ the commonwealth bank end again, leaving PIG mum to make me walk all the way up to food court.
-lunch was roughly half a chicken fillet from KFC (dad ate the other half and had one spicy one too), exactly eight chippies dunked in potato and gravy, and around one bread roll. i drank one yummy large pudding milk tea, and luckily, PIG mum said i was free to enjoy my tiny portion of lunch for myself. :)
-my eternal gratitude to dad who moved the car up to the cinemas and saved me the long walk back to the commonwealth bank end of the store.
-dad toootled us home, where my visitors where waiting!
-kelvin kum's older sister, maggie, and a guy called ... umm ... ben leung. no relation to michael, though.
-we made a gingerbread house! most hilarious thing, though - it fell apart! :P but we rescued it and completed it in the end ... it's relatively intact, if you don't notice the giant cracks running alongside the walls. :P actually, they used a plastic brush to melt the sugar, and of course ... the brush melted! :P
-they left the entire house for us to consume! dad says we can start munching the chimney tonight; actually, PIG mum's just decided to invite anna over to share it!
-anyways, dinnertime now. i'll try my hardest to bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, August 14, 2010
saturday post15
good evening! today, em was hard @ work plodding 3426 steps, and TWFT topic's 'do i have compassion for others'? anyways, i plopped online @ 8:45pm; somehow, i don't really fancy my chances of staying online till 10:45pm ... so i'll note down the time when PIG mum forces me off to bed, then i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!
-dunno why PIG mum didn't bother to say good-bye to me this morning before she went to work. either that, or i was too fast asleep to notice she was saying good-bye.
-tess arrived around 10am, got me up and kitted, then lead me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then, after a loo trip, she led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad for cooking ham and eggs for breakfast, and tess who made a sandwhich cut into four squares for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess gave ela a massage, dark blue with orange spots today. and i can finally pronounce her last name! sth like 'vill-an-ave-a'. :P
-tess also made me one mug of milo, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'. i tasted that she put some honey into the mug, but forgot to ask how much, prolly half a teaspoon.
-tess took me once to the loo before she left.
-lunch was two minute noodles and some BBQ chicken. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy mug of milo, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-no time to tootle online, coz we were headed out for our cell group meeting! PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt both trips, but happy erf also got to sit sideways for both trips coz dad was driving.
-the parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into uncle danny's house. i resisted the urge to call him 'aunty' this time! :P even better, i got to sit in an armchair for the meeting. complete, blessed safety. :) and uncle danny gave me this garfield tissue box holder to cuddle. adorable. :)
-we started with some hymn singing first. i stayed silent, coz 1. i'm on silence for another fifty-odd weeks, and 2. i can't read canto! BTW, uncle ching sings outta tune. shh. :P
-we split into guy/girl groups. first, we had to write a list of five things that we wanted to do during our lifetime. mine were: 1. move ela properly again, 2. move elf properly again, 3. win gold lotto, 4. meet westlife again, and 5. learn how to play piano again.
-after sharing those, we then wrote a list of our weaknesses. mine were: 1. i can't walk properly, 2. i can't move ela properly, 3. i'm inpatient, i've forgotten the 4th, sorry, and 5. i think mother has it in for me. lol, after i read those out aloud, i got scoffed @ from uncle slam:"you're also delusional." o_O :P
-we excused ourselves and left, coz karen was arriving @ 4:15. she's very punctual, and was already waiting for us when we arrived.
-karen led me into the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before karen flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had a second tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. karen rekitted, and i had a fourth tinkle when she went outside to look for sth, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming my glasses on.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one banana (karen smeared the peel all over my face :P) and one cup of tea, sweetened with one teaspoonful of sugar. oh well, i take two teaspoonfuls when i can get it.
-karen gave ela a massage for like, forty minutes! too bad chrissy doesn't come anymore; i'd haveta show her this post! :p
-karen took me once more to the loo before she left, for a client's house, who's holding a birthday party for her seeing eye dog, keegan! the dog's two or three years old today. they're eating beans tonight; i told karen to 1. please finish farting before you come back on tuesday (you know, how baked beans make you fart?:P) and 2. please eat lotsa mexican jumping beans so you'll jump inside. :P
-i read the lost child and started a sudoku before the cheung family arrived for dinner.
-i ate: just over one bowl of rice tonight, lotsa yummy garlic stem and broccoli/cauliflower, some charsiu (roughly three slices), lotsa diced vegies, and one wee portion of yummy egg. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-mel and sam had excused themselves to play wii earlier; dad put in some fifa world cup soccer game for them. lol, i never knew that dad'd bought a new soccer game!
-so us remaining adults (hey, i'm an adult, right! i'm twenty three!) chatted away about random things. i showed them little stinky. lol, must remember that bear bear's still waiting to meet little stinky. :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her for one mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable. the cheung family went home while i was still using the loo; i just called "good-bye", "goodnight" and "see you @ church toms" through the closed door.
-lol, somehow PIG mum/i managed to lock the bathroom door! when i called PIG mum to please help me open the new roll of toilet paper, she couldn't get it!lucky we've got ultra-handy dad who grabbed some tool and unscrewed the door. :P but poor ela got SLAPPED by horrid PIG mum coz she didn't know how to help era get the toilet roll. :(
-i tootled online just as dearest dad rocked off to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer.
-but all those pear and orange slices made nature call again! meaning PIG mum took me to the loo again, again gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-toms: church toms. it'll be good to see all my peers again, after one month! three hopes for toms: 1. that we won't haveta stand up for worship, 2. that dad'll park under foodcourt and not @ the commonwealth bank exit, and 3. that i can sink my teeth into some yummy KFC and not haveta eat @ cafe mi AGAIN. but the last time i posted that, all three things happened ... lol, if that happens again toms, perhaps i shan't post it again next week? nah, it's usually third time lucky ... finally, the SHINE ppl are visiting me toms! :) maggie (kelvin kum's older sister) and ben ng. maggie says she'll bring over/we'll make some gingerbread man/house thing! looks awesome! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hey, i suspect the season of house will've finished by now ... must remember to check.
-dunno why PIG mum didn't bother to say good-bye to me this morning before she went to work. either that, or i was too fast asleep to notice she was saying good-bye.
-tess arrived around 10am, got me up and kitted, then lead me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then, after a loo trip, she led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dad for cooking ham and eggs for breakfast, and tess who made a sandwhich cut into four squares for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-tess gave ela a massage, dark blue with orange spots today. and i can finally pronounce her last name! sth like 'vill-an-ave-a'. :P
-tess also made me one mug of milo, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'. i tasted that she put some honey into the mug, but forgot to ask how much, prolly half a teaspoon.
-tess took me once to the loo before she left.
-lunch was two minute noodles and some BBQ chicken. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me one yummy mug of milo, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-no time to tootle online, coz we were headed out for our cell group meeting! PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt both trips, but happy erf also got to sit sideways for both trips coz dad was driving.
-the parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into uncle danny's house. i resisted the urge to call him 'aunty' this time! :P even better, i got to sit in an armchair for the meeting. complete, blessed safety. :) and uncle danny gave me this garfield tissue box holder to cuddle. adorable. :)
-we started with some hymn singing first. i stayed silent, coz 1. i'm on silence for another fifty-odd weeks, and 2. i can't read canto! BTW, uncle ching sings outta tune. shh. :P
-we split into guy/girl groups. first, we had to write a list of five things that we wanted to do during our lifetime. mine were: 1. move ela properly again, 2. move elf properly again, 3. win gold lotto, 4. meet westlife again, and 5. learn how to play piano again.
-after sharing those, we then wrote a list of our weaknesses. mine were: 1. i can't walk properly, 2. i can't move ela properly, 3. i'm inpatient, i've forgotten the 4th, sorry, and 5. i think mother has it in for me. lol, after i read those out aloud, i got scoffed @ from uncle slam:"you're also delusional." o_O :P
-we excused ourselves and left, coz karen was arriving @ 4:15. she's very punctual, and was already waiting for us when we arrived.
-karen led me into the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before karen flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had a second tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. karen rekitted, and i had a fourth tinkle when she went outside to look for sth, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming my glasses on.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was one yummy sausage bun, one banana (karen smeared the peel all over my face :P) and one cup of tea, sweetened with one teaspoonful of sugar. oh well, i take two teaspoonfuls when i can get it.
-karen gave ela a massage for like, forty minutes! too bad chrissy doesn't come anymore; i'd haveta show her this post! :p
-karen took me once more to the loo before she left, for a client's house, who's holding a birthday party for her seeing eye dog, keegan! the dog's two or three years old today. they're eating beans tonight; i told karen to 1. please finish farting before you come back on tuesday (you know, how baked beans make you fart?:P) and 2. please eat lotsa mexican jumping beans so you'll jump inside. :P
-i read the lost child and started a sudoku before the cheung family arrived for dinner.
-i ate: just over one bowl of rice tonight, lotsa yummy garlic stem and broccoli/cauliflower, some charsiu (roughly three slices), lotsa diced vegies, and one wee portion of yummy egg. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-mel and sam had excused themselves to play wii earlier; dad put in some fifa world cup soccer game for them. lol, i never knew that dad'd bought a new soccer game!
-so us remaining adults (hey, i'm an adult, right! i'm twenty three!) chatted away about random things. i showed them little stinky. lol, must remember that bear bear's still waiting to meet little stinky. :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her for one mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable. the cheung family went home while i was still using the loo; i just called "good-bye", "goodnight" and "see you @ church toms" through the closed door.
-lol, somehow PIG mum/i managed to lock the bathroom door! when i called PIG mum to please help me open the new roll of toilet paper, she couldn't get it!lucky we've got ultra-handy dad who grabbed some tool and unscrewed the door. :P but poor ela got SLAPPED by horrid PIG mum coz she didn't know how to help era get the toilet roll. :(
-i tootled online just as dearest dad rocked off to uncle tyrone's to watch some soccer.
-but all those pear and orange slices made nature call again! meaning PIG mum took me to the loo again, again gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-toms: church toms. it'll be good to see all my peers again, after one month! three hopes for toms: 1. that we won't haveta stand up for worship, 2. that dad'll park under foodcourt and not @ the commonwealth bank exit, and 3. that i can sink my teeth into some yummy KFC and not haveta eat @ cafe mi AGAIN. but the last time i posted that, all three things happened ... lol, if that happens again toms, perhaps i shan't post it again next week? nah, it's usually third time lucky ... finally, the SHINE ppl are visiting me toms! :) maggie (kelvin kum's older sister) and ben ng. maggie says she'll bring over/we'll make some gingerbread man/house thing! looks awesome! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. hey, i suspect the season of house will've finished by now ... must remember to check.
Friday, August 13, 2010
friday post 12c
evening! last post for tonight: em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1554, and the spam count for the week's 194. righteo, events after my last post?
-i stayed online, reading news, etc. until PIG mum woke up from pigland :P and made me walk over for my shower.
-i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like seventy times and cream other parts around forty times.
-dried and rekitted, PIG mum made me walk back out to the gobbling :P table, where dearest dad was already having dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and lettuce, several chunks of chewy beef, and two small but delicious slices of BBQ chicken.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of fruit and vegie juice. i held this cup 'incorrectly', dunno what PIG mum was doing.
-PIG mum went to try reboot the computer, and dad made me walk back to the computer table.
-tessa's coming toms. i'm also hoping for sth else, but daren't post it, lest PIG mum check my blog tonight and find out. but it'll be good to see tess again. :) hopefully, she won't force me to play acrabble with her! and i think karen's coming toms arvo. i can whinge @ her how nobody came today. :P
-off to uni fellowship soon, yay! it's my first week of not singing the worship songs out aloud. and it'll be good to see my peers again. (note, PIG mum, i didn't call them my friends. you've told me often enough that i have no friends anymore. they're just my peers. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
-i stayed online, reading news, etc. until PIG mum woke up from pigland :P and made me walk over for my shower.
-i washed my hair today. PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like seventy times and cream other parts around forty times.
-dried and rekitted, PIG mum made me walk back out to the gobbling :P table, where dearest dad was already having dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and lettuce, several chunks of chewy beef, and two small but delicious slices of BBQ chicken.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of fruit and vegie juice. i held this cup 'incorrectly', dunno what PIG mum was doing.
-PIG mum went to try reboot the computer, and dad made me walk back to the computer table.
-tessa's coming toms. i'm also hoping for sth else, but daren't post it, lest PIG mum check my blog tonight and find out. but it'll be good to see tess again. :) hopefully, she won't force me to play acrabble with her! and i think karen's coming toms arvo. i can whinge @ her how nobody came today. :P
-off to uni fellowship soon, yay! it's my first week of not singing the worship songs out aloud. and it'll be good to see my peers again. (note, PIG mum, i didn't call them my friends. you've told me often enough that i have no friends anymore. they're just my peers. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, August 12, 2010
friday post 12b
good afternoon! em's been hard @ work plodding 1320 steps today. and phew, the net's working again - when we first opened it, the net was down!anyways, i came online @ 2:15; fingers crossed that i can stay online till 4:15! anyways, today's events?
-this morning, dad wouldn't give me back pedro. evil PIG mum prolly told him not to. ><
-breakfast this morning was one small handful of weetbix bites. i think i prefer the normal ones better; PIG mum allows me some honey on those.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and she drove us to your :P turn for physio, listening to some christian disc that aunty virginia had given her.
-@ your :P turn, i settled down with an australian physiotherapy journal and PIG mum rocked off to repark the car.
-when PIG mum came back, she made me walk over to the work table, where she gleefully forced poor ela on lotsa exercises, like the blocks. era tried making one stack, too - and stacked TEN! "i'm scared of heights," whispered ela, "two's enough for me." :P
-i got fifteen minutes on the motomed today; originally, jess said ten, but seeing as she didn't come and stop me, i just kept pedalling. :P
-also thanks to jess who made me one cuppa, white and two. i got to scull that 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum was yakking to joy - who did her midwife training in the 1950s!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left. i quickly dakked and un-dakked myself before she could gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the rail. but i washed and dried both hands when PIG mum used the loo herself after me.
-aww, poop. >< horrid PIG mum wouldn't take me to see naz for a kebab! it's been one month! but nope, she just tootled us home. i switched the disc to westlife's face to face.
-PIG mum made me walk into the dining room. i started reading the book club novel while she whipped up lunch for us.
-lunch was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion sandwhich and one bowl of campbell's cream of chicken soup. i bit the crust off into the soup. yummy. :)
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer, but oh noes, the net was down! so we tried turning everything off.
-while we were waiting, i asked PIG mum to please watch me walk to the toilet. she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also passed me one mug of water - and stayed to make sure i drank that mug 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk around to flush the toilet, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands - again, i note, washing ela FAR LONGER than she washed era - before making me walk back to the piano stool.
-when nature called again, the same process was repeated, only i got away with just washing era this time.
-sweet, i've got one full hour left online. :)
-and uni fellowship tonight! i'm looking forward to seeing my peers, though it'll be my first week of not singing anything out aloud.
-tessa's coming toms morning. dunno who's coming in the arvo ... karen, perhaps? dunno ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. TWFT topic's 'working together'.
-this morning, dad wouldn't give me back pedro. evil PIG mum prolly told him not to. ><
-breakfast this morning was one small handful of weetbix bites. i think i prefer the normal ones better; PIG mum allows me some honey on those.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, and she drove us to your :P turn for physio, listening to some christian disc that aunty virginia had given her.
-@ your :P turn, i settled down with an australian physiotherapy journal and PIG mum rocked off to repark the car.
-when PIG mum came back, she made me walk over to the work table, where she gleefully forced poor ela on lotsa exercises, like the blocks. era tried making one stack, too - and stacked TEN! "i'm scared of heights," whispered ela, "two's enough for me." :P
-i got fifteen minutes on the motomed today; originally, jess said ten, but seeing as she didn't come and stop me, i just kept pedalling. :P
-also thanks to jess who made me one cuppa, white and two. i got to scull that 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum was yakking to joy - who did her midwife training in the 1950s!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left. i quickly dakked and un-dakked myself before she could gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the rail. but i washed and dried both hands when PIG mum used the loo herself after me.
-aww, poop. >< horrid PIG mum wouldn't take me to see naz for a kebab! it's been one month! but nope, she just tootled us home. i switched the disc to westlife's face to face.
-PIG mum made me walk into the dining room. i started reading the book club novel while she whipped up lunch for us.
-lunch was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion sandwhich and one bowl of campbell's cream of chicken soup. i bit the crust off into the soup. yummy. :)
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer, but oh noes, the net was down! so we tried turning everything off.
-while we were waiting, i asked PIG mum to please watch me walk to the toilet. she of course gleefully forced me to dak myself. she also passed me one mug of water - and stayed to make sure i drank that mug 'correctly' - then i did a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk around to flush the toilet, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands - again, i note, washing ela FAR LONGER than she washed era - before making me walk back to the piano stool.
-when nature called again, the same process was repeated, only i got away with just washing era this time.
-sweet, i've got one full hour left online. :)
-and uni fellowship tonight! i'm looking forward to seeing my peers, though it'll be my first week of not singing anything out aloud.
-tessa's coming toms morning. dunno who's coming in the arvo ... karen, perhaps? dunno ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. TWFT topic's 'working together'.
friday post 12
whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (FRIDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (FRIDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. :(
thursday post 14c
almost forgot: TWFT topic's 'don't take the bait'. i just wonder why the passage's riddled with small errors, now? hmm ... can't remember if PIG mum was forcing me off to bed @ 9pm or 9:30pm. hmm ... doesn't matter. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
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