Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4471, which Digi proudly reports also equals 1.32km or 68.3kcal. XDA Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-Physio today: stood whole session again, Ela opened loo door nine times, held onto the rail and grabbed two lollies @ the end. :o)
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home and Aunty Mecky came to spend three hours with me.
-Lunch was yummy: the leftovers of the pasta PIG mum and I made on monday/Tuesday! Oh, I ate one yummy pear before that, then drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, Aunty mecky took me once to the loo for three tinkles. Back @ the gobbling :P table, I read Moby Dick, while Aunty Mecky very lightly did the rubbing for Ela for about twenty minutes, gave herself the next thirty-five minutes off (she did wash the dishes then just stood there and watched television), before very lightly continuing the rubbing for Ela for another twenty minutes.
-When PIG mum arrived back home, she signed Aunty Mecky off then tootled me off to Aunty Anna's for a high class mushroom haircut!
-Hair all pretty, I used the loo once then PIG mum tootled me home, where I popped online.
-When Carol arrived @ 4:04pm (okay, Carol insisted PIG mum tell me that our computer clock's wrong, but I'm just using it), I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo and, after asking Carol please for one mug of water - my second for today to hold 'incorrectly' - I did a stinky unspeakable.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was that really yummy peking duck sushi roll that PIG mum kindly bought me, which tasted great but would've been even better had PIG mum allowed me some soya sauce) and one yummy mug of mint green tea, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Carol cleaned the bathroom, she massaged Ela for about thirty-five, nearly forty minutes.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Monday.
-I returned briefly online, until PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully booted me offline. So I went to the loo once first; needless to say, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-First, she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently.
-next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod four laps of sideways walking for her.
-After that, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-And finally, it all culminated with horrid PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Meaning I needed a complete change set of clothes afterwards, of course.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, two small chunks of tasty beef and three wee slices of delicious chicken, which I saved for last, of course. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of chicken and pumpkin soup before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Wednesday, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Wednesday Post 160b
Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1972 (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 580m or 30.1kcal XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "the Best 'Better'". Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:20am (same as yesterday) and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-Once deareast dad left for work, Daddy bear and I dosed; sure enough, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," very quickly.
-When she came back, I swung myself over the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to nsyns's 'millennium' all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:20am (same as yesterday) and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-Once deareast dad left for work, Daddy bear and I dosed; sure enough, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," very quickly.
-When she came back, I swung myself over the pot :P for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to nsyns's 'millennium' all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWELVE MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Wednesday Post 160
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1699 steps today (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 500m or 25.9kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Growing in Faith' but thirdly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Bt just noting down that today I saw Vincent the bloody physio for another torture session, Aunty mecky came and minded me for three hours then I saw Aunty Anna for a high-class mushroom haircut XD and toms I've prolly got a massage happening late morning, but it's also my fortnightly Garbo trip with Annette, yay! So fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 137d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4959. Lol, sorry, I don't quite make half a normal person today; perhaps another time. XD Oh, and Digi's final, final report for Tuesday: 4959 steps also equals something very slightly over 1.46km or something very slightly over 75.3kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< I've already resigned myself to the fact that I'll be standing for the entire thirty minutes, if not more. ><
-Aunty mecky's gonna mind me for three hours from 11:30am. Think PIG mum (who's plodding the treadmill herself now and yawning like crazy) will go shopping.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And it's ice-cream night toms night! Last fortnight was a failure, but I'll try again to persuade PIG mum to lemme leave my ice cream till Thursday night, with Annette @ Garbo!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< I've already resigned myself to the fact that I'll be standing for the entire thirty minutes, if not more. ><
-Aunty mecky's gonna mind me for three hours from 11:30am. Think PIG mum (who's plodding the treadmill herself now and yawning like crazy) will go shopping.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And it's ice-cream night toms night! Last fortnight was a failure, but I'll try again to persuade PIG mum to lemme leave my ice cream till Thursday night, with Annette @ Garbo!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 137c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4861, which Digi proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over 1.44km or sth very slightly over 73.9kcal. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-I happily read fanfic I'd written myself more than six years ago, until Annette announced her arrival shortly before 4pm. once she banged on the door and rang the doorbell, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped te nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Annette helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO. Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softy but hatefully singing about 27% of my shorter second-favourite song, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. I enjoyed the slice of Maximus pizza that I'd saved from lunch, and drank one yummy mug of mint green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom, then massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes, painting her sth like red with white spots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She should be back on Thursday and take me to Garbo!!
-I returned briefly online, alas that PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to play piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind when she does that, because I've always loved playing the piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful so wantonly destroyed my life and took away my ability to play semi-decently; honestly, I wasn't half bad ...
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod five laps walking sideways.
-That was followed with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, which culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a full set change of clothes afterwards; it's getting hot!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, @ least two chunks of sweet carrot, three/four little chunks of tasty beef and two/three slices of yummy BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of chicken and carrot soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-I happily read fanfic I'd written myself more than six years ago, until Annette announced her arrival shortly before 4pm. once she banged on the door and rang the doorbell, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped te nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Annette helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO. Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softy but hatefully singing about 27% of my shorter second-favourite song, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. I enjoyed the slice of Maximus pizza that I'd saved from lunch, and drank one yummy mug of mint green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Annette cleaned the bathroom, then massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes, painting her sth like red with white spots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She should be back on Thursday and take me to Garbo!!
-I returned briefly online, alas that PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to play piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind when she does that, because I've always loved playing the piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful so wantonly destroyed my life and took away my ability to play semi-decently; honestly, I wasn't half bad ...
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod five laps walking sideways.
-That was followed with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, which culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a full set change of clothes afterwards; it's getting hot!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, @ least two chunks of sweet carrot, three/four little chunks of tasty beef and two/three slices of yummy BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of chicken and carrot soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for Tuesday, final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 137b
Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2482 (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 740m or 37.9kcal XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'More Than You Can Handle?' Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Argh, alas, PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Well, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
-Argh, alas, PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Well, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
Monday, September 16, 2013
Tuesday Post 137
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2145 steps today (which Digi proudly reports as also equalling 640m or 32.8kcal XD0 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Before You Build (3)'. Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:50am. O9nly why did he keep coming back? The garage door opened and closed three times! On the third time, I called through my closed door, "Dad, how come you keep coming back?" Dad opened my room door, laugh then admitted, "I keep leaving things @ hom! Don't worry, though, I'm pretty sure i've finally got everything this time."
-So after dearest dad really left for work, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-After that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4wd, WHERE SHE TOOTLED ME OFF TO SEE vINCENT THE BLOODY PHYSIO. wHILE SHE DROVE, eRA HELPED eLA STRETCH FOR TEN MINUTES, BEFORE eLA OPENED AND CLOSED HER PALM FIFTY TIMES, HOLDING EACH FOR A COUNT OF FIVE. Woah, sorry, shrieking! ><
- Physio today: stood whole session and did exercises for Ela. She opened door three times and held onto the rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me back to Warrigal Square, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around Woolies and buy random groceries for her. Honestly, I can't help but sometimes suspect does she lie in bed each morning and dream about what groceries she can gleefully FORCE :( me to go buy with her ... ><"
-Lunch was @ Pizza Capers! Alas, there aren't any tables and chairs there, so we just bought a julius pizza home to share. 'Twas very small, but super-yummy! i's got chicken, bacon and egg! We both drank some herbal infusion (ginger and lemon) with that; kat jie jie gave the packet to PIG mum this morning, saying she prefers Chinese tea. I sucked the teabag once ... the ginger nearly blew my brains out! XD
-Afterwards, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo then to the computer table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Yay, about fifty minutes of reading time for myself, now! Fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Annette comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Toms: another torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours, then
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower.
-Will try again to ask PIG mum to lemme postpone my ice-cream to have with Annette @ Garbo on Thursday night.
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~Woohoo, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:50am. O9nly why did he keep coming back? The garage door opened and closed three times! On the third time, I called through my closed door, "Dad, how come you keep coming back?" Dad opened my room door, laugh then admitted, "I keep leaving things @ hom! Don't worry, though, I'm pretty sure i've finally got everything this time."
-So after dearest dad really left for work, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-After that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4wd, WHERE SHE TOOTLED ME OFF TO SEE vINCENT THE BLOODY PHYSIO. wHILE SHE DROVE, eRA HELPED eLA STRETCH FOR TEN MINUTES, BEFORE eLA OPENED AND CLOSED HER PALM FIFTY TIMES, HOLDING EACH FOR A COUNT OF FIVE. Woah, sorry, shrieking! ><
- Physio today: stood whole session and did exercises for Ela. She opened door three times and held onto the rail @ end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me back to Warrigal Square, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk around Woolies and buy random groceries for her. Honestly, I can't help but sometimes suspect does she lie in bed each morning and dream about what groceries she can gleefully FORCE :( me to go buy with her ... ><"
-Lunch was @ Pizza Capers! Alas, there aren't any tables and chairs there, so we just bought a julius pizza home to share. 'Twas very small, but super-yummy! i's got chicken, bacon and egg! We both drank some herbal infusion (ginger and lemon) with that; kat jie jie gave the packet to PIG mum this morning, saying she prefers Chinese tea. I sucked the teabag once ... the ginger nearly blew my brains out! XD
-Afterwards, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo then to the computer table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Yay, about fifty minutes of reading time for myself, now! Fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Annette comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Toms: another torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours, then
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower.
-Will try again to ask PIG mum to lemme postpone my ice-cream to have with Annette @ Garbo on Thursday night.
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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