Thursday, September 22, 2016

Thursday Post 219d


A third good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3368. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        - So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang like 22% of my second favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces; yay, I’ve had my once weekly day free from shoelace tying practice). Then I used the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then went outside for arvo tea.
-        Pity that Kim wouldn’t lemme drink white tea with two sugars again (just green tea for us) but while I ate my second half of lunch for arvo tea (it never tastes as good *sigh*), I was consoled by the fact that I’d get to read for another hour today! I reached page 400 @ 5:15pm, BTW.
-        After watching the sports report together, Kim took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, before I signed her off with my thanks and byes.
-        I was gonna return online, but dad came home and ordered that I continue online study.
-        Alas, he wouldn’t lemme continue it, though. I was just about to start the fifth activity when he suddenly booted me offline and I had to let him gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for him. I actually went 814 steps and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-        Well, I’d better return to online study now. Fingers crossed I can return online after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 219c

Good evening again! Lol, I haven’t moved since my last post (dad ordered that I continue online study but I’m stuck! ><’ XD) so just continuing with today’s events:
-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off for writers group! Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt; after listening to 4KQ’s 9am news, I flipped to listen to Leo Koo, while Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of ten.
-        At the library, PIG mum left two bucks for morning tea then dashed off for work. I waited until Eileen arrived then asked her please to gimme a hand to the loo, where I managed fine by myself.
-        About sixteen people attend writers group today. Ken chaired, meaning we all shared homework first. Homework next fortnight’s another three random words!
-        Afterwards, Aunty Carly took me to Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental for half a lunch. Sheesh, PIG mum didn’t even leave me enough for a cold drink! *sigh* Luckily, Aunty Carly shouted me the forty-odd cents that I needed to get a cold drink, unlike Aunty Jo; that time when she was with me, I had to order a hot one (they’re fifty cents cheaper).
-        When Aunty Carly tootled me home, she told me some exciting news: Jim and Eleanor are expecting!! :D
-        When she left, I locked the door behind her and walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-ovewhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over, before returning online. Only briefly, though, coz then PIG mum ordered that I continue online study.
-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang like – bbl!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 219b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ exactly 2400. righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?
-        Success; PIG mum even helped me slightly with a bra coz dearest dad hadn’t been to kiss me goodbye yet~
After I gave myself fifteen more minutes, I got myself mostly kitted. I also started a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
 PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and my laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth 9poor Ela). Afterwards, I sat over the loo for one tinkle, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of plain (unbuttered) bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also continue continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independentlife that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum glee – argh, fingers crossed I can brb, else hope everyone has a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. I’m still owed FORTY-SIX MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Thursday Post 219

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I have been hard @ work plodding 1770 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Staying Power (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and SIXTEEN MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, 11TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip Daddy Bear and I immediately snuggled and snored, coz I wanted to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came to help me slightly with a bra @ 7:30am!
-        *sigh* Being ordered to study now; fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^


Wednesday Post 219c


Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2632. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        well, it’s past 9pm now, meaning I won’t have the time to note things down in detail, so just briefly:
-        mother and I went out to Calamvale Central and got our ten buck cuts from JIT Style Cuts then we went to Big W (but couldn’t find anymore minion tissue boxes, alas) and Woolies to buy some groceries.
-        Aunty Deana came to mind me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm. Happiness was getting to read for 1.5 hours! ^^
-        Someone came to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. First, I had a shower – I washed and rinsed my own hair today; I also sang 30% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        Thanks to PIG mum who got me one yummy chicken and avocado sushi roll for arvo tea, but no thanks to her who squirted out like 2/3 of the little soya sauce fish that came with. No matter, though, someone poured me more. XD I also drank one mug of white tea with two sugars and got to suck the teabag once. XD Happiness was getting to read for another thirty minutes, while someone firmly massaged Ela, painting her baby poo yellow with light green spots.
-        After someone left, I had to the let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to plod on the bloody cross trainer for 800 steps for them again, just like yesterday. I actually did 806 and will most definitely sing myself to sleep, SCREW counting! *sigh*
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa vegetables (I’m presuming the same vegetable as last night, choy sum? For some reason, PIG mum was totally ignoring me. I also ate one sweet chunk of carrot, lotsa bean sprouts and three wee tiny slices of yummy BBQ chook.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pumpkin soup, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        PIG mum ordered I continue online study. I comnplied, and did the first two activities.
-        I was about to commence the third when I saw the time and instead took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Tonight’s ice cream night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
-        Toms: writers group! That’s always fun~
-        PIG mum’s gotten Aunty Carly to pick me up afterwards; doubtless she’ll gleefully restrict me to just half a lunch.
-        Kim’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed I’ll get to read for another hour again!
-        Also fingers crossed that dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere yummy for dinner.
-        Anyways, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 219b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1873. Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, 10TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:20am and after one pot :P trip, Daddy Bear and I immediately snuggled and snored, coz dearest dad’s been leaving for work around 8:20am recently, and I wanted to fall back asleep!
-        Dad actually left for work @ 8:10am, but that was close enough; one more pot :P trip for me and another happy hour of snoring for Daddy Bear and I, before PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs!
-        Argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online!! ><
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Wednesday Post 219

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1419 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Staying Power (1)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after someones comes and minds me from 4pm till 6pm!! But she’ll arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl after she’s gone with today’s events, else hope everyone’s havinga smashing week!
Cheers,

Em. ^^