Tuesday Post 311c

 Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 4192 (sweet, I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen too often!) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Waiting'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• After lunch I booted up the computer while Hannah washed my lunch cup and plate for me, before sitting and very gently massaging Ela until I signed her off with my thanks and byes @ 2pm. She's back next Tuesday.
• After PIG mum sent me to the loo, she tootled me off to see Jacky for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt both ways, we listened to 97.3FM both ways and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five.
• Physio with Jacky: 1.428km exercise bike riding, lat rows, lat pull downs and horizontal pull bar (three sets of eight each). The biggest news, however: Jacky's LEAVING! He's moving into the bitcoin industry and becoming like some entrepreneur! 
• Back home, I used the loo once, PIG mum fed me some arvo tea (one yummy banana, two/three/four milk chocolate Pocky sticks and one mug of plain green tea) and I happily read for one hour, reaching pg. 225 @ exactly 4:15pm!
• One more loo trip for me before I plopped online and happily watched the 6pm bulletin.
• When dearest dad summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner was the usual bland, boiled and mostly tasteless affair: rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetable, some tofu, one chunk of salmon and two tasteless little pieces of soup beef.
• Dinner was spooned down with half a big bowl of soup, after which I sat playing mobile games because dad had already crashed the couch and had fallen asleep watching YouTube videos; I passed like three more Candy Crush levels and two Jewel levels!
• At 8:30pm I took my bowl over to the sink and walked myself slowly and safely online, again  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Good timing; PIG mum arrived home not five minutes after I'd returned online! XD
• Anyways, hopefully brb after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else wishing everyone a smashing Wednesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Tuesday Post 311b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3783 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 90TH time!! Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, I use the pot :P again before sleeping for about another hour and using the pot :P once more shortly before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Hannah's arrival @ 9am.
• After Hannah arrives and PIG mum lets her in, she knocks, opens the door, says good morning and fifteen more minutes ... When Ujber nods @ her, she wisely leaves us be, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD
• When she comes back, I use the pot :P for three more tinkles, we get me kitted and I head over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Ela likes beginning the week starting with a break and not having to hold the toothbrush~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out just when Hannah had finished making my bed for me. Good timing - she walked behind me to the gobbling :P table.
• Breakfast was two mashed-up Weet-Bix with a lil drizzle of honey, one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast smeared thinly with some avocado and sprinkled very lightly with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

•  After washing and drying Era, I climb into Hannah's tank and she tootles me off to Calamvale Central. Unfortunately she refuses to get a trolley for us, but hey.

• PIG mum didn't have any groceries for us to buy from Wopolies; we just bought fruit from the Mega Discount Fruit Market and then played with our mobiles until 'twas time to leave and we both bought pork salad rolls for lunch! I got the BBQ chicken one myself and recommended Hannah get the crispy. The aunty with the better English was manning the store; I asked her where's uncle today? She just replied he's gone for a walk. While we're waiting for our pork salad rolls, some side door clangs and the aunty looks up, before turning to me and saying, "Uncle back now!" I say thanks and when uncle pops into view, wave and call a greeting. He grins back, says hi too and walks over; while we're waiting for our pork rolls I pull @ my jumper and tell him. "Cold today. You jumper too. Good boy." He laughs, obviously remembering the time I screeched @ him wqhy wasn't he wearing a jumper and agrees with me. "Yes, cold today." Since there's nobody waiting around @ the counter, he's free and so I ask him what's the difference between a vegetarian bahn mi and a vegan one? uncle replies that the vegan one doesn't even use butter, before dropping his voice and muttering quietly, "No good." I laugh and promise I'll stick with the pork bahn mis and we both laugh.

• Once our pork rolls are ready, we take them, say bye, thanks and cya next week before we climb back into Hannah's tank and she tootles me home. Actually, I don't need the block to slide of Tank anymore; just to get up into the car!

• Back home, I slide off Tank, head inside and take a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helps me rinse my hair out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

• I had one tinkle before Hannah flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.

• For lunch we munch our delicious pork salad rolls and success: Hannah's a convert!

• Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news (Nines) for the 90TH time: Calcutt, Boulton, Janetzki, Bavas, Dick, Palaszczuk, Cowan, Higgins (heard), Uhlmann, Josep (first name), Borrell, Hosking (heard), Putin (heard), Pullar, Barlow, Watts, Cavallaro, Gee (heard), Frydenberg (heard), Croucher (heard), Lowe, Hazel, Butler,Irvine (heard), Youngberry, Cawcutt, Greer, Zelensky (heard), Dear, Diamond (heard), Kohler, Daly (first name), Vunivalu (heard), Zorko (heard), Brieds, Opataia, Brycki, Pallister (heard), Curry (heard), Clements, Ledecky (heard) and Carrigan (heard).  Kris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 69.59UDc,Wally Lewis read the sports report and Garry Youngberry read the weather report from New Farm. Brisbane was 10-23 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 8-22. Sunrise 6:37am Sunset 5:02pm.

Tuesday Post 311

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 2117 steps (ha, I'm over two grand XD); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Grace Is Pardon - And Power!'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Like Seeds Growing Within You' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'God Fights For Us' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online when I get home from physio with Jacky!! Anyways, events for today?

• Nature called once @ 12:45am last night; I used the pot :P again @ 6:40am before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 311c

 One final greeting and good evening for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3836. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• Then I happily read the book club novel for one hour, reaching pg. 300 @ 5:04! 
• After using the loo for one tinkle, I popped online and happily watched the 6pm bulletin (Seven's) for the 89TH time. All the things I like recoin Monday Post 311.
• When the parents summoned me for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa icky bitter vegetable, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown snow peas and leftovers from last night's dinner.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking the bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 9am till 2pm. PIG mum says I can get my pork salad roll for lunch from the bakery @ Calamvale Central, yay~
• Hannah will see me home and showered before leaving @ 2pm, after which I've got a 2:30pm appointment with Jack @ Breathe. Wonder does he give sprained ankle treatment like David ...
• Then it's Kim taking me to Toastmasters @ 5:30pm! Looking forward to getting some dinner from Maccas, never mind that Happy Meals were what I had surely @ LEAST MORE THAN TWO DECADES AGO!! *sigh*
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monday Post 311b

 Heylo again and good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3718 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Trustworthy Love'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?

• Shortly afterwards, PIG mum toottled me off to Market Square Dental to see Kelvin for our six-monthly teeth clean! We were super-lucky and got a disabled park close; last time, PIG mum parked outside Malaya Corner and I had to hike the ENTIRE centre to reach Market Square Dental!
• I went first; apart from the general clean Kelvin replaced one filling that had like fallen off but I was super-impressed: he'd put that filling in back in like 2001, around eighteen years ago! And turns out he's got a file with a line for each TOOTH! meth are very impressed. XD
• After that I went back outside and checked my Facebook memories for the day while PIG mum got her teeth cleaned.
• We visited their toilet before leaving; while it's big enough to bathe a newborn baby in, PIG mum says it's not deep enough.
• Back home, PIG mum fed me arvo tea (one yummy banana, one mug of some infusion and three little chocolate Hello Panda bikkies.
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Monnday Post 311

 Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 3318 steps; secondly, John Piper's devotional topic from last night's 'The Offense Of Fearing Man'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'God Speaks To You Through His Word' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Trustworthy Love' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight after I watch the 6pm bulletin for the 79TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Nature called around 12:45am last night; I used the pot :P again @ 6:40am before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Usually nature calls hourly after that initial morning pot :P trip, but happiness was sleeping soundly until dearest dad silently and very thoughtfully unpopped the lock leading into the garage before waking again and using the pot. :P
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed and leaves for his hard day's work, Uber and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo before going back outside and awaiting Annette's arrival @ 9am.
• When Annette arrived, she knocked, entered and said good morning, followed by "Fifteen more minutes?" I waved Uber @ her and she promptly left, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Buum. XD
• When she came back, I used the pot :P for three more tinkles, we got me kitted and then I headed over to the bathroom to brush teeth. Thanks to Annette who squirted me some toothpaste; Ela likes starting the week with a break~ Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for only one tinkle, coming out when PIG mum demands I eat breakfast first.
• Breakfast is one bowl of porridged-up bird food (what Dr. Ku calls All-Bran XD) with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast lightly spread with avocado and thinly sprinkled with salt, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I sit once more over the loo. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I climbed into Annette's passenger seat and she tootled me off to see Aunty Anna for some massage and acupuncture, paying her immediately when we arrived lest she forget.
• Today Aunty Anna didn't gimme any cupping, just massage and acupuncture. I remembered to tell her what PIG mum had told me: please don't put any needles into Elf.
• After treatment, I used the loo once. When we exited the bathroom, I could hear Vincent the physio speaking in Canto behind the closed curtain and just called out cheekily, "Hello, Vincent gor gor. Bye bye, Vincent gor gor." I must've startled him; Vincent went huh?! Then, oh, bye bye. XD
• Back home, I took a nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Annette who helped me rinse out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
• I had one tinkle before Annette flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. When Annette rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• PIG mum cooked fried rice for lunch! She screeched she'd added too much sauce and therefore was too salty but I really liked it, prolly because she'd added pineapple! Lunch was washed down with one mug of some infusion.
• At 1pm I signed Annette off with my thanks and byes; she really did get a pen thing! :D Think their  - bbl!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  

   

  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's, read by Sharyn Ghidella and Max Futcher) for the 89TH time: Palaszczuk, McVeigh, Oelkers, Chumbley, Veach, Balme, Dry, Albanese, Tehan, Costi, Abate, Kruger, Titmus, Ledecky, Blake (heard), Taulagi, Oates (heard), Dawson, Bissell, Lawless, Ivey, Corella, Acton, Etherington, Kijas, Quis, Hookert, Tarrant, Zorko, Zalatoris, Scheffler, Korisau (heard), Trbojevic (heard), Fittler, Labuschagne, Head (heard), Dymock, Hastie, Warwick (first name) and Arrow. Jill Mack read the finance report and Shane Webcke read the sports report  Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane was 13-21 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 9-22 Sunrise 6:37am Sunset 5:02
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Saturday Post 311d

 Definitely one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3857 and secondly, the final spam count for the weekend's now ten. Ha, the spam count for the weekend reached double digits. XD Righteo, definite final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Suddenly dad wanders over and passes me four slices of juicy orange!
• Toms: Hannah's minding me from 9-1. I'm guessing PIG mum'll send us for walkies @ Underwood Marketplace.
• Turns out toms arvo we're both seeing Kelvin Leung for our six-monthly dental cleans! PIG mum says I may go first~
• Fingers crossed that afterwards she'll lemme have some arvo tea in that open area outsideWoka Sunnybank!
• Also fingers crossed that I can watch the 6pm bulletin for the 79TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^