Wednesday Post 448d

 One final good evening and greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 5096. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post I wrote a Christmas card for Karina, still bagging her out that smelly Blues lost the Origin this year. XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: Karina's minding me from 7:30am till 3:30pm; she's taking me to see the new Avatar and then I'm hiking all the way down to Daiso coz I need to get PIG mum a Christmas present and a birthday present before I hike all the way back up to C Cafe for lunch!
• Wonder will dad take us out for dinner together toms night? If not, I'm looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin for the 206TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Wednesday Post 448c

 Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5019. Ha, I'm just over half a normal person today. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When dad summoned me over for dinner @ 8:02pm, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, one tiny little Chinese mushroom and a wee bit of yummy chicken with ginger and shallots.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms otherwise hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^ 

Wednesday Post 448b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4896 (hey, I may even crack half a normal person before Wednesday ends! XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The Ancient Of Days'. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• When Hannah didn't arrive @ 4pm I wondered was she stuck in traffic? But @ 4:03pm I heard some noise around the front door and asked PIG mum could she please check; Hannah was there, saying she'd been ringing the doorbell since 4pm! Lol she's such a ditz: I've told her before to knock on the door after ringing the doorbell! XD
• So a nice warm shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Hannah who helped me wash out my hair, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. I also sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I was all done after only 5%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Hannah back.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Hannah rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was helping with Erf's sock and one last when she was giving Wally back to Ela.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy banana, 2.5 chocolate Pocky sticks and one warm mug of delicious Chinese tea. Happiness was reading the book club novel for one hour and then having like ten minutes left to play Jewel Hereos; not that I passed anymore levels. XD
• At 5:55pm I used the loo once more for two tinkles before crashing on the couch and watching the 6pm bulletin (Seven's) for the 205TH time!
• Once the news ended, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then plopped online.
• Getting excited for toms: Karina's taking me to see Avatar2! 
• Will hike down to Daiso afterwards and buy presents for PIG mum before grabbing lunch @ C Cafe.
• May haveta shower quick since Karina leaves @ 3:30pm!
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 448

 Good afternoon! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 4493 steps (sweet, I'm over four grand; that doesn't happen too often!); secondly, John Piper's daily devotional topic from last night's 'Christmas Solidarity' thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Speak To The Enemy' and fourthly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Treasured Prayer' but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after Hannah minds me for two hours and I watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 205TH time!! Anyways, events for today?

• Aww, my awesome sleep streak ended this morning @ 12:45am when nature nudged me awake and demanded I relieve myself; @ 6:05am this morning I used the pot :P again before I spend ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* 
• Usually nature calls hourly after that initial pot :P trip, but happiness was snoring soundly with Pearl until dearest dad very thoughtfully walked silently along the hallway and unpopped the lock into the garage before waking again to relieve myself. 
• After dearest dad kisses me bye, retucks me back into bed, pretends to suck Pearl's six pears, laughs when Pearl bodyslams him for the cheek and leaves for his hard day's work, Pearl and I happily cuddle and snore, me waking once more for the pot :P shortly before PIG mum begins her daily noisy a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help exceedingly slightly with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself indep[endently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
• PIG mum comes back to help with absolutely nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth. That done, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• After getting myself a spoon (22nd time this year I've had to get myself cutlery), breakfast was one bowl of yummy Sultana Bran, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

•  After washing and drying Era, I climbed into the backseat of PIG mum's 4WD and she tootles me off to Calamvale Central to get a haircut and buy groceries.

• Two hairdressers worked this morning (one male and one female); still I had to wait two heads before my number was called. Apparently, PIG mum stayed with me coz I can't be trusted left alone? Beats me. *shrugs* My hairdresser was Taiwanese and told me that today wasn't overly busy.

• Hair cut, I hiked the length of the shopping centre and bought groceries from Woolies, pears from the Mega Discount Fruit Market and a veggie tempura sushi roll for arvo tea, while PIG mum got herself a calamari one.

• Back home, I help fry noodles for lunch! That's washed down with one delicious mug of Chinese tea; while PIG mum annoyingly demanded I put Ela up onto the table she was also feeling anti-social and sat by herself on the couch to watch television while having lunch; I kept Ela on the table but propped both legs up onto the footstool and played Jewel Heroes, passing two more levels! XD

• After lunch, I used the loo for one more tinkle and walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. 

• Hannah's minding me 4-6 today. It's the last time I'm seeing her before Christmas, hence why I've written her a Christmas card and PIG mum's told me to give her a packet of green tea powder!

• Looking forward to watching the 6pm news bulletin (Nine's) for the 205TH time!

• Toms: it's Madam Hippo's birthday!

• Karina's minding me from 7:30am till 3:30pm; she's taking me to Sunnybank Hoyts to watch the new Avatar movie! It's really long ... hopefully there'll be enough time to watch it, buy PIG mum a piggy birthday present and some other Christmas present from Daiso, have lunch @ C Cafe and get home for a shower!

• Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

• P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw while watching the 6pm news bulletin (Seven's) for the 205TH time: Bavas, Hartigan, Greer, Wood, Flood, Gospar, Hutchings, Dallman, Sydes, Dare, Fegan, Clayton, Pettiford, Kearsley, Messi (heard), Musk (heard), Barr, Rattenbury, Demetriou, Markham, Renshaw Zpndo, Ridley Hazelwood (heard), Saunders, Carauna, Cheney, Parado, Trixie (first name),  Drumgold, Lehmann, Head, Higgins (heard), Volodymyr (first name), Zelensky, Irmgard (first name), Piotrowski, Roach, Cummins and Pike. 1AUD =66USc. Katie Brown read the sports report  and Tony Auden read the weather report. Brisbane was 17-27 today. Brisbane tomorrow: 16-28 sunrise 4:49am sunset 6:43pm

Tuesday Post 447c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3333. Nice number, eh? XD Actually, 'twas 3330 but I was so unsatisfied with that number I shoved my chair backwards, got upright and walked three steps forwards to make it 3333. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• After publishing the previous post, I played Jewel Hereos and actually passed another two levels! XD
• At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Toms: my first official day of HOLIDAYS!! :D Fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me too see the new Avatar movie but hopes aren't up, coz she's seen my Whatsapp but not replied ... *sigh* Well, she'd better take me somewhere else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
• Hannah's minding me from 4-6; when she gets here I'll express surprise that Michelle hasn't fired her coz I dobbed on Hannah and Peggy this arvo! XD
• And fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 205TH time!
• Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 447c

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 3067 (ha, I'm just over three grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Come, Lord Jesus'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• When dearest dad summons me to dinner @ 7:50pm, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa soup carrot, one crunchy water chestnut, one tiny Chinese mushroom, two tiny slices of tasteless soup pork and one pork rib.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
• When PIG mum got home and couldn't enter coz the door was bolted, she banged on the front door and dad sent me to go open the door for her.
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 447b

 Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Em's potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2349. Righteo, potential final, final events for tonight?

• Thanks to PIG mum who left me one huge banana and one mug of Chinese tea for arvo tea but she forgot the Pocky!! ><
• Did another stinky unspeakable before returning online. 
• Started watching Nine's 6pm bulletin from the computer but suddenly the live stream froze! >< Luckily PIG mum'd had left the TV on before leaving; I grabbed my mobile and watched it from the sofa instead.
• I visited the loo once more before returning online; dad's upstairs showering now.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^