Saturday Post 321d

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! With a final, final plodding total of only 750, lemme note down final, final events for Saturday?

• Hallelujah! PIG mum's iPad could open and edit the scoring spreadsheet; I didn't haveta haul myself upstairs after all!
• I quickly typed in all my marks, sent it back to Alison and @ 9pm walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that afterwards, we're having EM lunch together! The Moks aren't attending toms butt Pastor Grace will organise the 'buy several meals from the same place for cheaper' and she'll count me in! Hopefully I'll get both food and drink for fifteen bucks~
• Braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum ... *sigh*
• But fingers crossed dearest dad will take us out for dinner toms night!
• Righteo, hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 321c

 Good evening! Uh, don't ask me why the font has gone that big; I'll try change it back to normal before publishing. XD Firstly, I've already logged in Saturday's plodding total @ only 750; secondly, Our Daily SBread's devotional topic's 'Instruments Of Perfection' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Ruthless Peace'. Anyways, continuing tonight's events?

• After the parents returned home from walkies, PIG mum immediately headed upstairs for pigland. Think dearest dad went swimming before coming home and reheating dinner? Phew, he forgot about how long it took to time me to walk to the front door. XD 
• When the parents summoned me for dinner I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to skoot my chair over to get before lunch for dinner; November has been satisfied FOURTEEN times! :D :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa cos lettuce and several chunks of beef.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after I took my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after one more loo trip @ 9pm with the final, final events for Saturday plus what's happening Sunday, else see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Saturday Post 321b

 Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! With a potential final, final plodding total of only 750, lemme just cover potential final, final events for today?

• Precisely two hours after I'd started my most important two hours of the day, I'd shut down the computer, used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Thanks to dearest dad who cut up one delicious juicy nashi pear for me to munch while I happily read for another fifty-five minutes, because it's only Saturdays that I get to spend a blessed three hours reading~ This arvo, I finished pg. 275 @ 5:07pm and then I finished the whole unpleasant book @ 5:24! Since I was reading till 5:30pm, I just grabbed Caesar and read another two pages. XD
• Having read for precisely three hours, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• The parents have just gone on walkies together. Dad mentioned sth about wanting to time how long it takes me to walk to the front door when they get home. Personally, I'm thinking that's pointless; why the heck would that time concern you? *sigh*
• Righteo, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  P.S. Yup, watched Nine's 6pm news tonight, for the 130.5TH time!! All the stuff I like recording: 130.5THUpcroft, Gourley, Pearl, Spurrier, Yaxley, Trump (heard), Rubio, Biden (heard), Shirkey, Bauer, Ariotti, Lamb (heard), Butler, Calafiore, Cavallaro, Behlau, Thiem (heard), Zverev, Flegler (heard), Ofahengaeue, Rayner, Stoinis (heard), Zampa (heard), Dhawan, Kohli (heard, Talbot, Ocampo, Ware, Bovino, Arvier (heard), Noble, Van MilBritton, Grover, Muling and Djokovic Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was 19- 30 today. Mt Gravatt toms: 17- 29. Sunrise 4:45am  sunset 6:23pm

Saturday Post 321

 Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm logging in today's plodding total @ only 750 (coz I'm not going out today) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Don't Keep It To Yourself!" Anyways, events for today?

• Yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:30am, and after one pot :P  trip I spent the ten minutes until 5:40am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Lol, usually nature calls every hour after that initial wakeup call but today I snored all the way until 7:20am before being awoken by PIG mum yapping over breakfast! Another pot :P trip for me, then, before I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• At 3:21pm I've played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:14. Now, lemme play one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 3:30pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5:34. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because I already lasted 7:58!
• Before leaving for her half day's work @ 7:30am, PIG mum hits me with the eye goo and reminds me that she's left the anti-depressant along with my other health supplements on the table.
• After dearest dad retucks me back into bed and promises to stay quiet and lemme snore in peace, I sleep very soundly, only waking up once just before Kim arrives to relieve myself. Kim's a good girl today; she knocks the door, opens it, sticks her head inside and says, "Morning, Em... fifteeen more minutes." When I use the pyjama top to nod @ her she quietly closes the door and leaves me be instead of cheekily remarking, "Or one more minute?" like she did last week. XD
• Fifteen minutes later, I swing myself over to the pot, announcing my usual "I'm hungry ..." to Kim, who hears and enters my room to get me kitted.
• That done, I head over to the bathroom and brush teeth (Ela enjoys her final break this week) before sitting over the loo and doing a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Breakfast was strange: instead of frying ham and eggs, dad fried ham and mixed that with CANNED TUNA! XD Tasted strange ... also pity Kim didn't cook the bread yummy, but hey. I enjoyed my first big mug of white tea with two sugars and then happily read Thursday's paper for seventy minutes first up, while Kim very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela for the same amount of time while playing Farm Heroes.
• At midday, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Kim makes me another mug of tea, white and two and feeds me half a slice of cheese. Then I ring Aunty Lai and chat with her for 9:55 before reading for another fifteen minutes.

• At 12:30pm I walk myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% oof my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after 11% but happily lean fully against the right side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling Kim back.
• After flipping the nice warm water off, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Era, my back and both calves) and then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Lunch is one yummy bowl of the fried rice Kim cooked while I was showering but unfortunately with only black tea coz we'd run outta milk but dad hadn't brought any milk back yet even though I'd rung him and asked him please to, before 1:30pm! *sigh* Kim finished her lunch first and very gently massaged Ela for thirty more minutes while I munched my fried rice.
• At 1:55pm I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for two more tinkles and online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Once I've used up my most important two hours of the day, I'll visit the loo once more and then read the paper for another fifty-five minutes; it's only Saturday that I can spend a blessed three hours reading~
• Toms: just church, nothing special. Actually, the special thing's that we're having our once monthly community lunch afterwards, and fine weather's predicted this time, hurrah!
• So hopefully bbl, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 321c

 Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2440 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the week's now twenty-four. Righteo, final, final events for Friday?

• At 9pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: logging in a plodding total of only 750 coz I'm staying @ home all day toms. Kim's helping me up @ 10am and minding me till 2pm; will shower @ 12:30pm since I don't get Saturday 4pm-6pm support anymore. Looking forward to my three big mugs of white tea with two sugars and instead of reading the horrible book club novel for three hours toms I'm planning to read the newspaper I bought on Thursday instead! I've already read all the Origin news but haven't touched the rest and considering how appallingly slowly I read nowadays I'll prolly not even finish it after reading for three hours! >< XD Righteo, hope everyone has a lovely weekend ahead~
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 321b

 Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2344; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Turning From Conflict' and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's ... err, it's not arrived yet? Anyhow, continuing tonight's events: 

• At 6pm, I happily watch Nine's 6pm news: the 129.5TH time I've done so! All the interesting surnames and other things I like recording: Swindells, Wheeler, Upcroft, Kearsley, Manase, Forrestal, Hytch, Sikorsky, Frydenberg, Albanese, Kaiser, Biden (heard), Trump (heard), Giuliani, Pollard, Moakes, Orrom, Colohan, Hymus, Steenson, Fuller, Greer, Walder, Fenson, Fifita, Bewes, Ariotti, Noble, Cheika (heard), Maxwell (heard), Neesham, Dufficy (heard), Medvedev (heard),  Stoinis and Webb. Chris Kohler read the finance report. 1AUD = 72.91USc. Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was  17-29  today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 17-29   Sunrise 4:46am  Sunset 6:22pm
• After the news, when the parents summoned me over for dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely over to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Sweet, the parents lemme use the spoon Alyssa kindly got me this arvo for dinner tonight, which was rice, lotsa yummy wombok and a lil beef mince. Probably lotsa other soup vegetables like carrot and tomato too.
• Dessert was one lil chunk of the beef pie dearest dad brought back from work with him; too bad 'twas very peppery. XD
• After taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the week, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^

Friday Post 321

  Good evening! Firstly, today I've been hard @ work plodding 1963 steps (so I'm confident I'll have cracked two grand before the night's out XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Living Is Giving' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's eighteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm really still owed TWELVE MINUTES online if I get to watch Nine's 6pm news bulletin!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 4:56pm, I lasted 5:46. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I'll promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 5:13pm I've finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:12. That's today's quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Then @ 5:32pm, I've played one more memorable game of Bejeweled lasting 7:55! Right, promise I'll not play again until toms. XD
• Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Can you believe it? Nature already called twice during the night but both times I managed to fall back asleep. The third time nature called I could see the sky was lightening and told my idiot bladder, "Let's count some numbers. Once it's light enough for me to see the time on the clock, I promise I'll go pee." After counting till like 400, I sat up, glanced @ the clock, guessed 'twas like 4:45am and then flipped the bedside light onto see: score, it was! One pot :P trip for me then, before I spent the ten minutes till 4:45am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
• Then, incredibly, I snored all the way until dearest dad left for work @ 7:45am before waking and using the pot :P again!
• After dearest dad has kissed me bye and retucked me back into bed before leaving for his hard day's work, I happily snore for about another hour, waking to use the pot once more just before PIG mum begins her daily a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she's let herself into my bedroom to hit me with the eyegoo and help me with absolutely nothing but the bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. Whilst doing so, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• PIG mum comes back to help me with nothing bar Elf's AFO straps and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for one tinkle, coming out when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
• Huh, I was supposed to have the yummy custard bun I'd bought yesterday for breakfast, but PIG mum had already poured me one bowl of cereal and demanded I get myself a spoon. *sigh*
• When Kim arrives, PIG mum lets her in, and then yaps @ her while I'm munching breakfast.
• Once finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• That done, I walk myself slowly and safely online and turn the computer on, because I can STILL hear PIG mum yapping @ Kim. XD
• When she's FINALLY done, I climb into Kim's car and she tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• When we arrive, Aunty Ann sees that Kim's Asian like us, comes outta the house and starts asking Kim please can she move her car off the driveway. I grin, interrupt politely and explain sorry, Kim understands a *lil* Cantonese but speaks English. XD
• After using the loo for one tinkle, Kim helps me lie down onto the massage table, shucks off my footwear and calls Aunty Ann back in, choosing to stay outside and read her uni work. 
• Lol, 'twas one of the most relaxing massages I've ever had! Not only does Aunty Ann suddenly start playing new peaceful music (turns out her daughter got some group subscription to Spotify and gave Aunty Ann access) but 'twas really nice to just have a conversation with her! Usually, when PIG mum takes me, I stay silent, Aunty Ann provides several affirmative remarks and PIG mum just YAPS UNCEASINGLY! XD When I mentioned this to Aunty Ann, she immediately burst out into loud laughter. XD
• After using the loo for one more tinkle, I sit down and drink just under one cup of water, say my thanks and byes to Aunty Ann and then climb back into Kim's car and get tootled home, where I take a nice warm shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, I'm all done after only 10% but happily lean fully against the side rail and water myself for another tinkle before calling for Kim.
• When Kim comes back, I mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back outside, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• Lunch is the yummy custard bun that was supposed to be my breakfast, plus one mug of green/peppermint/Chinese tea. Kim cleans the bathroom then sits and very gently massages Ela for like fifteen minutes. She's brought some icky grass jelly for her own lunch and it's so cool: it comes with a foldable spoon that attaches to the lid of the flask!
• After I finish lunch, I ask Kim please to wash up my lunch stuff and walk myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• At 2pm, I sign Kim off with my thanks and byes. She's back toms 10am till 2pm.
• After reading my daily Bible verses I ask PIG mum will she please feed me some arvo tea? She summons me over and starts peeling one of the three nashi pears I'd bought earlier with Hannah for me! I tell her she can gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the pear if that's what floats her boat, but if dearest dad returns home Era will eat the pear. Just my luck, dearest dad returns home soon afterwards! Thwarted, PIG mum instead demands I get myself a fork to eat the pear with; she needs SOME way to exert her power over me. XD
• Arvo tea munched, I use the loo for one more tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  Cheers,
• Em. ^^