Friday Post 262

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2114 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Be A Peacemaker’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s thirty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!! But I’ve gotta get my Xmas wishlist out to Santa and may not be back; in that case, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 262d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2453. Lol, I’m sure I’ll pass 2.5 grand someday. Just not today. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

• At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Well, actually, I was feeling very thirsty suddenly and drank all the water still sitting inside my cup … I’ve a vague memory PIG mum said I shouldn’t do that? Not sure why, though … well, if you never hear from me again, you may presume the water I drank was germ-riddled and therefore I perished. XD
• Toms: not sure what’s happening morning-wise, but hopefully PIG mum’ll lemme sleep in and not gleefully forced me to do any blasted exercises for her before I see Ray for some massage and acupuncture. I know she can’t wait to yap her head off ceaselessly @ him. XD
• Think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. *sigh* Wish she’d stop coming … I know PIG mum loves having her around coz they both love gossipping so much, but I get so stressed when she refuses to walk behind me like Aunty Kitty does … *sigh* Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 262c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2410. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

• At 6:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When dad arrived home from work, he immediately booted me offline and I had to let him gleefully force me on 45+ minutes of stupid mat work. I’m not complaining, coz that means I got outta any blasted standing practice today, but I’m so not doing anymore for PIG mum when I hit the sack tonight!
• Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce (for goodness sakes, dad got pissed with me for ‘taking too big a mouthful meaning my teeth scraped the edge of the metal spoon and made a noise >< XD), lotsa some other vegetable (sweet potato, maybe?), some tasty onion and several small slices of beef. The annoying thing was that PIG mum demanded I open Ela out flat while chewing but hey, today I got outta any blasted standing practice, so I’m not complaining!
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Anyways, I’d better continue those Lumosity brain games for PIG mum. Fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for Thursday, the final, final events for Thursday plus what’s happening Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 262b

Good afternoon again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2211. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

• At 4:48pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:40. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Nature called again around 6:20am; after another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddled and snored for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum begins a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly not only with a bra but a tee also, because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
• Now @ 5:12pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:45. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• PIG mum comes to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, first I turn the television on, coz I wanna watch Sunrise!

Breakfast is some plain porridge with some dry (unbuttered) toast thrown into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and half a small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Sitting over the loo for one more tinkle (because Carol has already arrived, I also fully lean against the side rail and spend several seconds finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Once I got into Carol’s car, she kindly helped me buckle my seatbelt then took a roundabout route getting us to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown, parking on level three.
• Score, unlike Kim, Carol lemme hold hands with her! Good walking from me (Erf over Elf every step) all day, then~
• After one loo trip, I started reading Matthew Reilly’s The Great Zoo of China! Today, I reached page twenty-five @ 10;01am and page fifty @ 10;22am, BTW~
• After one more loo trip, we grab a trolley then begin our grocery shopping @ Woolies. Oh, wait: first, I buy a cheeky birthday card for Aunty A @ the Reject Shop. XD
• Next, we head upstairs where I buy two buns from Coles before we finish our grocery shopping from Coles.
• Our final stop before meeting the Lung’s for lunch @ Woka Woka’s Sunni Bakery, where I pick two buns.
• It’s pouring when we arrive, but luckily Carol’s brought an umbrella with her, and we make it inside without incident.
• Today I have my favourite baked pork chop rice with a cold milk tea; alas that idiot me was clumsy and spilt some. >< Carol had the sizzling noodles with chicken; Naomi was adorable and kindly passed spoons to Aunty Em and Aunty Carol when I asked~
• Over lunch, we just chatted. Thanks to Pastor Chris who reminded me that this Saturday, I’ve gotta pen my farewell and happy retirement message to dear uncle/pastor Chong!
• The lungs left around 1:15pm; Carol kept me company while I continued eating and we got home around 1:30pm.
• After ringing dearest dad to let him know I was home, I turned the alarm off then went to the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 30% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• After I flipped the nice warm water off, I got dried, got creamed and got rekitted, before returning to the computer desk and signing Carol off with my thanks and byes. She’s back Saturday arvo~
• When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, always again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Then I let her nab half my yummy bacon and egg bun for arvo tea, while she told me about her half day’s work. We each drink one mug of Chinese tea.
• After arvo tea, I sneak my phone into the loo and play Candy Crush while also doing a stinky unspeakable. XD
• Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere for dinner tonight!
• Toms: bracing for a stressful morning @ the hands of PIG mum … *sigh* Think I’ve only got an early arvo appointment to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage? Bet PIG mum can’t wait to yap incessantly @ him. XD
• Can’t remember if it’s Aunty Kitty/Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm… I’ve a sinking feeling it’s Aunty Lucia but really hope it’s Aunty Kitty … *sigh*
• But I’d better go do the Lumosity brain games for PIG mum now, coz I’ve just exceeded the PISSY two hour net time limit she so gleefully restricts me to… righteo, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 262

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding  2049 (ha, just over two thousand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s “The Answer’s On The Way” but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online after PIG mum gets home and I let her nab half my arvo tea!! Anyways, events for today?

• Well, my awesome sleep streak ended this morning @ 2:45am but that’s okay; hopefully I can achieve @ least another week of awesome sleeps before the year runs out; there’s still one month left!
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Wednesday Post 262f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1264. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-         At 9pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Tonight’s ice cream night, yay for that! Like I say every week, a very little’s better than none @ all!

-         Toms: Carol’s taking me out for my fortnightly shopping trip! Looking forward to meeting all the Lungs for lunch @ Woka Woka, too~

-         Then fingers crossed dearest dad will take us someone yummy for dinner toms night, although understandably I’ll get piss little for dinner. Never mind, I’m just looking forward to my one whole lunch! Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five! XD

Wednesday Post 262e

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1223. Anyways, continuing today’s events?

-         When Sally announced her arrival promptly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 27% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-         I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Sally rekitted me, then we headed out together to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-         We drank green tea, I munched some yummy pear then happily read my current novel; it’s a Japanese historical fiction one! As for Sally, she cleaned the bathroom then gently massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today.

-         Happiness was getting to watch twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her! The most interesting surname I remember seeing was ‘Daystari’, BTW~

-         At 6:25pm, I used the loo once more for two tinkles, before signing Sally off with my thanks and byes. Think she’s back next Monday.

-         I’d barely started my next blog post when PIG mum flew downstairs, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.

-         For the next 45+ minutes, I had to let her gleefully force me on stupid mat exercises for her. I don’t really mind, coz it meant I got a beak from any horrid standing practice, but I’m so not doing anymore for her once I hit the sack tonight!

Before dinner, I used the loo once for one tinkle, walking myself slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, two small but yummy chunks of sweet potato and three delicious but small slices of chicken.

Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for this evening plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts; that doesn’t happen too often! XD

Wednesday Post 262d

Potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1079. Ha, I’m just over one grand. XD Righteo, potential final, final events for Wednesday?

• When Sally announ – argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 262c

good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 931. Lol, I’m certain that if I can return online after Sally leaves @ 6:30pm, I’ll definitely have passed 1000 steps! Righteo, continuing today’s events?

• The teddies and I cuddled and snored for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work about one hour. That was followed by moreuddling and snoring, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-STOMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both shoelaces, after which I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is some porridge with some bread thrown into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. PIG mum leaves to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
• When Aunty Deana announces her arrival two minutes late, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door to let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I return online briefly, but head to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable when the urge comes.
• For lunch, I have six yummy boiled dumplings with one whole plateful of yummy cauliflower. Usually, Aunty Deana fries them for me, but this particular packet has very thin skin and could only be boiled! With lunch, I drink one mug of Ovaltine, while Aunty Deana skips lunch because she says she’ll take a client out for eating for her next job.
• After lunch, I write Christmas cards for Ethan and Sonia!
• Aunty Deana says to go to the loo, and good timing: PIG mum arrives home just as I’m tinkling! XD
• So PIG mum tootles me out to UQ for my final NAB session for the year!
• We arrive slightly late coz ‘twas bucketing but that’s okay, Sonia hasn’t arrived yet when I enter the NAB.
• That’s okay; when she does I ask her what’s dripping and she screeches, “Ethan!!” and goes to get some towels to mop up the puddle spreading behind the parallel bars. XD
• Physio today: preshaping, wrist flexion, reaching and grasping for Ela, thumb movements, walking two laps along hallway and mat work: forward lunges off both legs.
• Before I leave, I hand them both their Christmas cards (Sonia has a laugh @ the personal message I’ve written for her, and insists Ethan open his so she can see his message XD) and a box of chocolates.
• One more loo trip for me before PIG mum tootles us home. Oh, did I forget to say? We listen to my car CD all day; of course PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and today, Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 200 times, holding each for a count of five. Oh, Era also rubs Ela’s fingers for ten minutes.
• Back home, I turn off the alarm, open the front door then walk myself slowly and safely online, , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting.
• Sally’s coming to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm today; fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink one mug of white tea with two sugars and I’m looking forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her!
• Even better, it’s ice cream night tonight; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
• Toms: Carol’s taking me out for my fortnightly shopping trip! Hoping to meet with the Lungs for lunch @ Woa Woka, too~
• Then hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere tonight~
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after Sally leaves, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 262b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Tuesday’s actually 1679; secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 263 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Learn To Live Within Your Means’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after I get back from physio this arvo!! Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

• Carol actually arrived just before we entered the house! Instead of showering straightaway, though, I plopped online first till 4:40pm, before taking my quickest possible shower.
• At 9:47am, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:18. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Then I took my quickest possible shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today.
• Now @ 11:03am, I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:59. That’s todays quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because for my first game, I already lasted nearing 7.5 minutes!
• After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, I headed out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea: some fruit and one mug of green tea. Carol went to clean the bathroom before sitting and very gently massaging Ela for about fifteen minutes, before PIG mum came downstairs and sent us packing.
• We got stuck some along the freeway, but I was cool with that, coz it meant I got to listen to some of Seven’s 6pm news, simulcast by 96.5FM~
• Only when we arr, the doors were locked and we couldn’t get in! instead, we got in through some side entrance. The next problem was that there weren’t any members there, only guests! Bruce remarked that maybe we needed to move the meeting to the pub. XD
• But more people arrived eventually and we had our normal meeting @ QUT~ Bruce gave a speech on motivation; he brought two forms of motivation by chucking two lollies @ people, then gave me a gold star! I thought the star was adorable and hooked it into my glasses; for some reason, the moment I got home, PIG mum snatched my glasses off and removed the star, saying only ‘bark chee’ (say that in Canto) did that? Not sure why; I thought I looked like a real star! (pun intended. XD)
• Thanks to PIG mum who lemme quickly do each Lumosity game once before I let her boot me off to bed. I’m guessing I was pretty tired, though; I only solved sixty-one simple equations playing Raindrops before perishing; my lowest high score’s like ninety-three!
• Today: woo hoo, 15^TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I was gonna begin my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, but instead … I just fell back asleep. XD

But after another pot :P trip around one hour later, I spent ten minures beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 262

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 217

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1368 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Spiritual Growth’ (3) but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after I get home from Toastmasters!!! But just noting down I enjoyed my 14^TH awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake until 6:50am; that’s my new record for 2017: I’ve enjoyed one consecutive week of awesome night’s sleep THIRTEEN times!) then endured a difficult morning @ the hands of PIG mum, who gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me both breakfast and lunch. Ate a yummy filo from Chatterbox and read the day’s Courier Mail before seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Carol’s taking me to Toastmasters tonight, and fingers crossed I FINALLY get my once yearly milkshake!! Toms Aunty Deana’s minding me from 10:30am till 1:30pm before I have my final UQ physio @ the NAB for 2017!! Sally’s coming to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; I look forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her! Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I say every week, a very little;e’s better than none @ all! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. At 4:18pm, I finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:10. Now, lemme play one more game lasting between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

P.P.S. Actually, I've run outta time to achieve that. Never mind, will try play two toms lasting between six and seven minutes to make up for it. XD

Monday Post 217f

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Lol, apparently, my final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2710 but that can’t be correct, coz the plodding total I logged in last post was 2810! XD This new Wally confuses me no end … anyways, final, final events for tonight?

-         At 9pm, I walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-         Toms: maybe expect another pissy plodding total from me? Think I’ve only got an appointment to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage early arvo … bet PIG mum’s relishing the opportunity to endlessly yap @her. XD

-         Carol’s coming to mind me @ 4pm, and if tomorrow night’s meeting’s the penultimate one for the year, I can finally get a MILKSHAKE with my Happy Meal!11 :D Oh yeah, must remind Elsa to bring me the two packets of Tim Tams she’s promised me; in turn, I’ve promised to share them with everyone~

-         Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five! XD

Monday Post 217e

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2810. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

·        I’d just opened the Lumosity webpage and was about to start doing the brain games for PIG mum when she tumbled downstairs, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.

·        So followed 60+ minutes (yes, MORE THAN one HOUR! ><) of me having to let her gleefully force me on stupid mat exercises for her. That’s okay, it means I got outta having to endure any blasted standing practice for her today, but I’m so not doing anymore once I hit the sack tonight! *sigh* Thankfully, mother had gotten my footwear back on and me upright before dearest dad arrived home from work and saw how much power PIG mum has over me, me still rolling about on the floor for her, phew.

·        Before dinner, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Not sure why I’ve suddenly got constipation?? :S

·        Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa pretty yucky eggplant, lotsa pretty yucky bean sprouts and several lil chunks of tasty pork.

·        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

·        Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts! That doesn’t happen too often~ XD

Monday Post 217d

Potentially one final greeting for Monday! Em’s potential final, final greeting for Monday now stands @ 2480. Anyways, potential final, final events for Monday?

• When Sally announced her arrival a whopping SIX minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

• So a nice warm shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 27% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, having the only one tinkle when Sally was doing Elf’s AFO straps.
• Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy banana and one little mug of white tea with one spoonful of honey.
• I finished reading Band-aid For A Broken Leg! Oh, I reached page 333 @ precisely 5pm, BTW~ Sally got me that Japanese historical fiction to happily read next; I think it’s called Child Of Vengeance.
• Pity, there wasn’t any reception and I didn’t get to watch Ten’s sports report.
• At 5:55pm, Sally took me once more to the loo for two tinkles before I signed her off with my thanks and byes. She’s back Wednesday from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; I look forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her!
• Me, I’d better start those Lumosity brain games for PIG mum, seeing that I’ve already reached the PISSY two hour time limit she so gleefully restricts me to. Fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else wishing everyone a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 217c

Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2333. Righteo, continuing today’s events?

• PIG mum a-THUMPING around upstair’s my signal to wake up and use the pot :P once again; soon, she’s entered the room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was some porridge with a bit of the bread PIG mum baked, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spent ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Lol, Amanda arrived and came inside just when I was chewing my last mouthful of breakfast! I gestured @ my mouth, then mimed talking with my fingers. Finally, I introduced myself after I’d swallowed and apologised for not greeting her because while it’s rude to talk with your mouth full, it’s also rude to ignore someone. XD
• Thus passed my annual review~ Amanda said I was allowed to ask the carer to please wash my right shoulder when they’re washing my right arm for me, so I’ll ask Kim please to do that when she comes back, coz she never does.
• She left about 1.25hrs later. I walked her to the door, used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• When PIG mum called lunch, I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch was the usual tasteless leftovers affair: rice, lotsa lettuce, some tasteless meat brisket and some equally tasteless snapper.
• Lunch was washed down with one mug of Chinese tea, after which I wandered over to the kitchen to hug dearest dad bye (he usually comes home for lunch every Monday).
• Before getting into the 4WD, I used the loo for one tinkle first, walking myself slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• PIG mum tootled me off to see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listened to my car CD all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
• Physio today: sat first go, then stood and bent to floor several times for Ela to retrieve some object twice and return to Vincent. Sat and practised bimanual task of fitting two blocks together, internal rotation and wrist flexion for Ela. Slightly terrifying moment: I tripped, fell forward and landed on Erf’s knee. In the next instant, Vincent had already hauled me back upright so I’m not counted that a fall because my bum never contacted the floor, but still … whenever I see him, my stress levels go through the roof … >< *sigh*
• Afterwards, PIG mum drove us back home. I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again  , rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Sally’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink a white tea with two sugars and I’ll get to read for one hour again!
• Toms: late morning UQ physio. Is it the last NAB session for 2017?
• Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage afterwards; presumably PIG mum will buy me a filo for lunch to eat whilst she’s driving me to see Aunty Ann.
• Carol’s talking me to Toastmasters afterwards; maybe that’s our penultimate meeting for the year? In that case, I FINALLY get my MILKSHAKE!!! :D
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^

Monday Post 217b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 303 steps (coz obviously I’ve not left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Spiritual Growth (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and SIXTEEN MINUTES online when I get home this arvo!1 Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:08pm, I lasted 5:24. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD

Woo hoo, 13^TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• The teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking twice more for the pot :P before dearest dad comes and kisses me bye before leaving for work @ 7:45am. I remember to ask him about my squeaky bed, and bounce once/twice to show him the squeaky effect. Dad says it’s just rust, but when I ask him will WD-40 fix it, replies that’s the wrong kinda material. But he’s promised me that the bed won’t suddenly collapse while I’m sleeping on it, so I’m cool with that~
• Now @ 12:36pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:23. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, because I’ve also played one more game lasting more than eight minutes!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 217

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 217d

Good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2131. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?

• The moment PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
• So began my predicted stressful afternoon. First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
• Back inside, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me some apple. Firstly, I don’t really like apple but secondly, . I didn’t really mind, because I was sitting and could fully concentrate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta from getting to boss me around, gimme orders, etc. for the record, it’s not like I’m unaware how I’m meant to move, but unfortunately the message gets lost going from my stupid brain to Ela!
• Immediately following that, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me some banana. Again, . I didn’t really mind, because I was sitting and could fully concentrate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta from getting to boss me around, gimme orders, etc. for the record, it’s not like I’m unaware how I’m meant to move, but unfortunately the message gets lost going from my stupid brain to Ela!
• Lastly, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to stand there and use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I’ve already said this earlier but I HATES standing practice! ><
• You can bet that when I showered, I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
• When Sally comes toms, hopefully she’ll wash Era’s forearm twice, coz awful PIG mum refused to today, saying get Ela to wash Era. Hell no, our water bill’s already expensive enough without getting Ela to do the wash! Perhaps PIG mum forgot that when Jess Rigall got me to do CIMT for two weeks five years ago, she let Ela off the washing duties?? *sigh*
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar Elf’s AFO, my bra strap and gleefully forcing poor Ela to hold onto the sock before passing the sock to Era, who wasn’t allowed to drop the sock and wear it again before putting it onto Erf.
• Before leaving for dinner, I did a stinky unspeakable.
• We went out to Woka Woka for dinner tonight. For some reason, we didn’t order the meal deal that comes with two soups, two drinks and two desserts; we just ordered off the menu. I ate less than half a bowl of rice with some delicious chicken, less than half a bowl of rice and less than one bowl of congee.
• When dad went to chat with the waiter behind the counter, PIG mum started yapping with the Chinese waitress! I think she recognises me; we eat @ Woka Woka often enough! Her name’s Judy, BTW` I managed with my broken Chinese (I only studied Mandarin @ uni level for three months before the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumor) to tell her maybe cya Thursday, then apologised four being very slow, holding up four fingers and explaining I haveta count each number out aloud before reaching the desired one. XD
• Dearest dad tootled us home; I used the loo for one tinkle then tootl;ed myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Toms: think someone from CODA’s coming to do my annual review. I’m thinking of reminding PIG mum to keep her composure and not turn on the waterworks like she did @ both my last service review and the one before. But I’m sure the CODA ppl are professionals, regardless~
• Early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio. ><
• Sally’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink a white tea and gimme the chance to read for one hour again! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 217c

Good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1250 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now seven. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

•  When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home precisely @ 10:40am, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• She tootled me back off to church for service, of course gleefully forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt. At church, after dumpling my Bible bag onto my usual seat, she rushed off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the other church aunties rather than seeing me safely seated, but huge thanks to Uncle Chong who walked behind me to my usual spot, even keeping his hand against my back the entire time so I felt safe and thus preventing me from a potentially disastrous fall.
• Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today! I sang everything, plus the harmony for two songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
• Speaker today was Pastor Chris, who gave another sermon from his series The Galilean and there was communion afterwards.
• After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled us off to the Springwood Maccas for lunch with dearest dad. Happiness was getting the WHOLE packet of small chips to myself; I immediately grabbed one packet when PIG mum brought our lunch over and refused to relinquish it to dad. XD In retaliation, they refused to get me any tomato sauce to dunk my chips in, huh. *sigh*
• Over lunch, I happily read the Sunday Mail. The election votes STILL haven’t been all counted yet!
• After lunch, PIG mum and I went to Underwood Marketplace and bought groceries from Woolies.
• Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Haveta resend my GCCW marking scores to Boyd now; not sure why he didn’t get them all?
• Fingers crossed dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere tonight!
• Toms: going backwards: Sally’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink a white tea with two sugars and I’ll get to read for one whole hour again!
• Early afternoon torture session with Vincent the physio. Alas, while I think UQ physio ends this week, he’s going until like mid-December … ><
• Bracing for a stressful morning @ the hands of PIG mum … seriously, sometimes I suspect that woman of lying in bed every morning and dreaming of how she can make my life for me simply as difficult as possible … ><
• But maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me, if we’re not going grocery shopping?
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 217b

Heylo again and please excuse the first post; I still get too excited whenever I get the chance to post before midday. XD Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 348 steps today (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Spiritual Growth (1)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s only six but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online after I get home this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?

• For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:32, I lasted 5:09. now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
• Now @ 9:32am I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:32. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD[

Woo hoo, 12^TH consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

• Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddled and snored, me enjoying such an incredible sleep that I didn’t wake again until 7:15am, when dad noisily clanked his spoon against the side of his porridge bowl! After another pot :P trip, Juice was like, “Hey, let’s flip and sleep on our tummies.” So that’s how PIG mum found us, when she came to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with not only a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hadn’t left yet.
• Oh, but I had the closest thing to a nightmare since being released from the insane asylum: PAULINE HANSON WON THE STATE ELECTION!! >< XD
• After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I used the pot :P once more then got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was some porridge with PIG mum’s newest baked bread/cake, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I happily watch weekend Sunrise and also spend ten more minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Only I realised I’d forgotten to drink my mouthful of milk! Erf and Elf were like, “Nah, forget it,” but Tum Tum wailed, and so I made the dangerous trek back to drink it. XD
• Around 9:40am, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Just waiting for PIG mum to come back and drive me toESS now.
• Pity the parents won’t lemme out for lunch with other church peoples, but I’d better get ALL the small chips from Maccas for lunch coz I’ve not had any this week yet!
• Braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum … *sigh*
• Hopefully dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner tonight, coz I haven’t had a meal out with him yet!
• Toms: this time, I’m braced for a stressful morning with PIG mum, coz my torture session with Vincent the physio isn’t until early arvo.
• Maybe expect a pissy plodding total from me? Don’t see how I’m gonna pass 1000 steps unless PIG mum takes me grocery shopping.
• Sally’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.
• Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 217

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 217e

One final good evening and greeting for Saturday! Apparently, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1232, despite the fact that I’m already dividing Wally’s total by five and the fact that I haven’t even left the house today! Lol, I’m going out toms, meaning if I log in an even smaller total then the one I’ve logged in today, I’ll really laugh my head off. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-         So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also softly, slowly and most hatefully sing 30% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-         After flipping the nice warm water off, I get dried, creamed and rekitted, before heading out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea. Pity awful PIG mum’s already told Sally I’m only allowed green tea for arvo tea but hey, the mango’s yummy. After Sally cleans the bathroom, she sits and massages Ela for about fifty minutes, painting her brown with green spots today.

-         Before Sally leaves, I use the loo once more and do a stinky unspeakable.

-         Before dinner, I haveta let the parents gleefully force me on 55+ minutes of stupid mat exercises for them. That’s okay: it means I got outta any awful standing practice today and I’m refusing to do anymore after I hit the sack tonight!

-         Before dinner I use the loo for one tinkle, walking myself there and back slowly and safely, so as not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-         Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa not-very-yummy bean sprouts, some golden snapper and a lil tiny delicious meat brisket, which I save for last, of course.

-         Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which I return online, walking myself there and back slowly and safely, so as again not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-         At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, walking myself there and back slowly and safely, so as always not to let the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-         Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. I’m presuming PIG mum’ll be too anticipating her very informal ‘fellowship’ (dunno why she calls their drink and gossip session that, but hey) to bother to see me safely seated first, but hopefully I’ll find someone who can walk behind me to my usual seat.

-         Fingers crossed for lunch out with other church peoples afterwards! Hopes aren’t up, though … *sigh*

-         Also braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum … *sigh*

-         And if dad won’t lemme out for lunch with other church peoples, he’d better take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night somewhere, else technically I’ll not have enjoyed a meal out this week! ><

-         Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve managed FIVE posts! That usually only happens Wednesday~ XD
P.P.S. But perhaps expect a pissy plodding total from me toms?