Thursday, February 28, 2013

friday post 131b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 1714, which also equals 570m or 25.8kcal. alas, PIG mum gleefully forcing me offline now to do more stupid exercises for her, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 131

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1492 steps today (which also equates to 500m or 22.5kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'growing into leadership (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for the weeks ten. righteo, events for today?
~yay, thanks again to PIG mum who turned on the air con for me; i had a great sleep last night! nature didn't call till 6:05am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-but before i could cuddle bear bear and fall back asleep with him, dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for his cataract operation! he'd even brought oem inside to eye-kiss me~ "he slept with me last night," dad told me, while i gave him lotsa big kisses and told him to take care~
-PIG mum for some reason chucked a cow @ me when she tried to pray with me after aunty vicky arrived to take dearest dad to the hospital. i mean, i'm almost twenty-six, i know how to pray by myself now! after she'd flounced back outside, i told god to please excuse her, that she was just worried for dearest dad, and that if he had to be spiteful and take it out on someone, take it on me.
-then bear bear and i cuddled and snored together happily, me waking twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent conversation to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that female asian 'oh andy' singer first, too.
-for the trip until coronation drive, i kept my eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel to please help me get through today okay. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-after parking, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with that woman's day gossip mag from mid-last year then went into the gym to tell somebody that i'd arrived.
-bec came for me, and after i used the loo once more, Forced me to walk into the gym. there was a pharmacy student called chang, from korea, who was there also.
-physio today: lotsa work for ela while lying on plinth, then work stepping and weight shifting @ the parallel bars.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then she tootled us back home, stopping once for some petrol then once more to buy sushi for our lunch.
-phew, dearest dad's okay. :o) he'd just come downstairs when we arrived home, and he'd brought oem! "we each have one eye each, see," he laughed. his right eye's covered with this big patch.
-lunch was some yummy chicken sushi and some yummy pork sushi! 'twas washed down with one yummy warm mug of lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before plopping online, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-aunty lucia's coming to help with my shower @ 4pm.
-then, pole's taking me to the first combined uni and workers fellowship tonight @ 7:15pm!
-toms: expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere. tess comes @ 10am ... no, wait, she's away doing some kinda training. someone's coming @ 10am (don't remember who, sorry) then ingrid @ 4pm. righteo, hopefully i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 131d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4556. that also equals 1.54km and 69.3 kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-don't ask me what happened @ the bottom of thursday post 131c. some weird HTML? XD
-dad tootled us off to garbo! see, this morning, i'd asked him please to take PIG mum and i for a drive somewhere tonight, coz toms he goes for his cataract operation, and i'm so worried ... ><
-we all held hands; our first stop was that bon appetito  (sp?) place in the upstairs foodcourt, just as the prices were lowered to four boxes for ten bucks! i chose mac cheese and fettucine cabonara, PIG mum got chicken and vegetables and i think dearest dad got chicken and mushroom. that'll be our lunch/dinner toms.
-then, we all held hands and walked out to the donut king! only thing was that it'd already closed. ><
-so we all held hands and walked back to this new place called  moochi, where we shared this very liquidy chocolate frappe! lol, the parents went nuts @ me for taking big slurps, but hey. XD
-'twas home time after that~
-one more loo trip for me, then i returned online.
-toms: aunty vicky's taking dearest dad for his operation very early toms! he's nil by mouth after midnight, and after physio, PIG mum and i'll pick him up. dad's @ some river city eye hospital ... guess that means i can't see naz for some lunch, but oh well.
-aunty lucia's coming to help me with my shower toms arvo.
-then, @ 7:15pm, pole's gonna drive me to the first combined uni and workers fellowship @ church!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 131c

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday's still hidden somewhere inside digi (meaning, obviously, i still haven't learnt how to open him! XD) and joni's evotional topic's 'what a pain'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i didn't get the chance to continue blogging, coz dad called dinner! i went once more to the loo first, though.
-dinner: yay, the yummy rice again, plus lotsa cucumber, lotsa bok choy and several wee strips of yummy BBQ chook. for some reason, PIG mum only lemme have water with dinner, no biggie.
-afterwards, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-i'm hoping that dad'll take PIG mum and i for a quick car trip around our place and back! see, my dearest dad goes for his cataract operation toms, and i'm so worried ... ><-anyways a="" back="" can="" come="" crossed="" else="" end="" everyone="" final="" fingers="" for="" happening="" has="" hope="" i="" my="" p="" plodding="" plus="" s="" smashing="" their="" thursday="" to="" toms="" total="" week="" what="" with="">cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 131b

heylo again! lol, i've really gotta learn how to open digi (he says coz he's a digi-walker, i'm not allowed to call him pedro XD) coz i don't have a new plodding total to note! XD anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning @ 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happiness was falling asleep again before dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me good-bye just after 8am. :o) i  also used the pot :P once more, before cuddling dearest bear bear and spending some tummy time with him before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. over breakfast, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me through today okay.
-after breakfast, PIG mum tootled me off to writers group! of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buxkle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to that 'oh andy' female canto singer first, too.
-'twas great to be back @ the garden city creative writers. :o) there was even a new guy from hong kong, too! and for morning tea, carol made apple cake! i munched three tiny slices during morning tea.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then for lunch i enjoyed a yummy chicken katsudon from hanaichi, while PIG mum had sth too spicy from kofoo.
-when lunch was finished, PIG mum tootled me off to UQ to see the OTs! we both used the NAB toilets once first, though.
-well, the OTs taped ela so that she was holding a 'six' position; they also instructed era just to use pointer and thumb. i played scrabble on the ipad!
-afterwards, when PIG mum tootled us home, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five. we also got stuck in some traffic.
-back home, i popped briefly online. when annette arrived, precisely @ 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair. dunno why annette refuses to stand on elf so i can stand up and ask her to please help me wash my back bum but hey, i'll speak with PIG mum about that.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO).
-then she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo toastie, but in a great end to this month, she lemme make a perfect one! yay, that takes february's total to FIVE! i also made myself and drank one cup of twinings sth, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-then, while i browsed this month's edition of woman's weekly, annette massaged ela for about forty minutes.
-before leaving, annette took me to the loo once more for @ least one more tinkle. she's not coming back till next tuesday (i presume astrid's coming on saturday, then, must check) and is just having leftovers for dinner tonight.
-me, i've gotta continue blogging about our short holiday! so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

thursday post 131

good afternoon! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 2306 steps today, or 0.78km, or 35.2 kcal. lol, my new pedometer (or digi-walker, as he calls himself XD) is so cool. XD secondly, TWFT topic's 'growing into leadership (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES after annette leaves @ 6pm!!! >< but i'll just note that writers group was awesome this morning, lunch was a yummy chicken katsudon from hanaichi and in the arvo i saw the OTs! toms my dearest dad's having cataract surgery; i've got UQ physio; hopefully i can see naz for some lunch then aunty lucia's assisting with my shower @ 4pm. then, hopefully, i can attend the first combined uni and workers church fellowship for 2013! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 131d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 800. that's only from 4pm; i did much more during the day, but PIG mum wouldn't lemme wear him back until 4pm. anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: finally, i get to attend writers group! :D (i've missed @ least two meetings coz i've had to attend physio sessions for PIG mum, sigh)
-fingers crossed we can have lunch somewhere yummy afterwards~
-coz i'm seeing professor jodie @ the UQ OT clinic toms arvo! professor jodie told PIG mum to bring along my ipad ... wonder why?
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 131c

good evening! i still haven't learnt how to open pedro yet, but joni's devotional topic's 'did you know what you were getting into?' righteo, continuing today's events?
-once i'd finished the homework, PIG mum gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-luckily, i only had to endure a painful standing calf stretch tonight, but 'twas more than bad enough! ><
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles, rising above god's hatred and not letting god push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown bok choy and some beef.
-unfortunately, dinner wasn't washed down with anything coz PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen where she gleefully forced me to just stand there where she gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the day's dishes. i've said this before: with the disability the cruel and unfaithful god's left me with, i do most things sitting down (like, i even shower seated) and i can walk short distances with very close supervision, but the absolute hardest thing for me to do is just STAND. >< PIG mum, however, simply refuses to understand/acknowledge that. ><
-after i'd done all the dishes for her, i finally got to sit and enjoy my yummy lemon green tea, before i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 131b

heylo again! i've got a new pedro now! he tells me that since 4pm, i've been hard @ work plodding ... actually, i dunno, coz i can't open him! XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-today, aunty mecky massaged ela for barely twenty-five minutes, taking frequent breaks.
-when PIG mum arrived home @ 2:10pm, i went to the loo once then plopped online.
-first, i e-mailed boyd, harry and gabby, asking if there was any homework i should write for tomorrow's meeting. then i just surfed online for myself.
-carol arrived just one minute late today. when she rang the doorbell, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her inside, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (carol helped with only my back and era again) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO) then i headed over to the loo for one tinkle before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who bought me one teriyaki sushi roll for arvo tea; i enjoyed that with about half a fish of soya sauce. i've said that one whole fish's barely enough for one sushi roll; horrid PIG mum prefers to WASTE MORE THAN HALF a fish when she prefers to throw it out rather then letting me dip my sushi into it. :o( *sigh* with that, i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after that, i continued reading the gossip mags the awesome receptionist from market square dental had given me! i read famous; when carol started massaging ela @ 5:25pm, she read the woman's day that i'd been reading when aunty mecky was over doing the rubbing for ela.
-thirty minutes later, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back next monday, and is having a burger with the lot (i.e. pineapple, fried egg, beetroot, etc.) for dinner tonight.
-right after the sport's report ended, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-now, i've gotta go complete my writer's group homework! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

wednesday post 131

good afternoon! firstly, i dunno how many steps i've plodded today coz while PIG mum says she's bought me a new pedrometer, she's 'testing it out' and therefore won't gimme it; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why god accepts you (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, all thanks to PIG mum turning on the air con for me last night, i had a great dleep! :D nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happiness was falling asleep again before dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me good-bye just after 8am. :o) i  also used the pot :P once more, before cuddling dearest bear bear and happily returning to sleep with him.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please help me get through the day okay.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to westlife's 'greatest hits' album all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to see vincent the bloody physio, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: sat first go, then just did exercises for ela. also had to bend to the ground and retrieve dropped items, then had to bend and touch the ground twenty times before leaving.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before driving us home. aunty mecky arrived soon afterwards.
-when PIG mum went out for some grocery shopping, aunty mecky served me one juicy pear. lunch was the yummy leftovers that PIG mum and i enjoyed for lunch yesterday; thanks to PIG mum who'd already taken the meat off the bone for me. :o) i also drank one yummy warm mug of horlicks holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me once to the loo; back @ the gobbling :P i started reading a woman's day gossip mag that the dental receptionist had given me!
-hey, it's 3:50pm now and carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else i think i've got writers group toms! just waiting to see if there's any homework needing completion ... oh, and annette's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^


tuesday post 108b

hello again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight!! firstly, idiot me doesn't have a plodding total coz idiot pedro commited seppuku by jumping into the loo when i arrived @ QUT for toastmasters tonight; secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'take no prisoners' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm really still owed FORTY-SIX MINUTES online tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< anyways, i've only got eight minutes left online, so just super-quickly?
-annette came and supervised my shower then drove me off to toastmasters~
-monica picked me for table topics tonight!
-i got a small cheeseburger meal with an orange juice @ the warrigal square maccas drive-thru before coming home. lucky annette left five minutes early and will be back for a short shift (just 4pm-6pm) on thursday.
-i enjoyed my dinner, gave dad seven chips then returned online.
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours from 11:30am till 2:30pm.
and carol's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, February 25, 2013

tuesday post 108

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 4067 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'why god accepts you (1) but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online when i get back from toastmasters tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... ><
-anyways, just noting that i had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call till 6:10am), went to physio with bec @ UQ, went to eyecare eyewear to order a spare pair of glasses, had lunch @ lok fok, then came back home where PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her, followed by a painful standing calf stretch and culminating with her gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-annette's taking me to toastmasters tonight! PIG mum says i can get a small cheeseburger meal with an orange juice before i come home; fingers crossed i can return briefly online!
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours, then carol's supervising my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^Z

monday post 120d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3721. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-unfortunately, dad came downstairs, saw me sans glasses and Forced me to walk back to the bathroom and get them. again, i'm DEFINITELY singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, with lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa hairy melon and one chunk of soup pork with like one drop of soya sauce. oh, and maybe sth else, but i've forgotten what. XD
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio.
-PIG mum says afterwards, we've gotta go back to eyewear eyecare to try the lenses that have come back for me! i lack a spare pair, see. hopefully we can have something yummy for lunch afterwards!
-amanda's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo, and taking me out to toastmasters @ night! fingers crossed i can have some dinner out, too! must remember to give PIG mum everything her own way (but i always do, anyways ...) XD
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 120c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3649 and joni's devotional topic's 'who's the judge?' righteo, continuing today's events?
-after heading over to the loo for one tinkle, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i enjoyed my second half of lunch, plus one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after she finished cleaning the bathroom, carol massaged ela for about twenty-three minutes.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on wednesday, and will have one meat pie, vegies and chips for dinner tonight.
-i returned online for a short while. PIG mum spoiled the fun by gleefully forcing me offline.
-first, she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf on a fifteen minute painful standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, meaning i needed an entire change of clothes. however, whilst in the bathroom, she chucked some cow @ me and flew upstairs!
-meaning i walked myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-hey, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 120b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1980. lol, if i can return online after dinner tonight, i'm certain i'll have passed two grand. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived @ 4:05pm today; when she arrived and rang the doorbell, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-from there, i headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO and, for some reason, my shirt!
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline so she can force me on more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, coz i'm still owed FORTY-NINE MINUTES online!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, February 24, 2013

MONDAY POST 120

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1657 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'moving from doubt to faith' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and three minutes ONLINE AFTER CAROL LEAVES TONIGHT!!! woah, sorry, shrieking! ><" anyways, events for today?
-yay, coz PIG mum kindly turned on the air con for me last night, i had an awesome night's sleep! nature didn't call until 7:20am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 7:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happiness was falling asleep again before dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me good-bye just after 8am. :o) i  also used the pot :P once more.
-more happy sleepings with bear bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip @ 9:25am. "good timing; PIG mum should be poking me with "fifteen more minutes soon," i thought.
-hey, carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else i saw vincent the physio for a torture session today, had lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant, then had my six monthly teeth clean from kelvin leung. tracy the receptionist even gave me all of last months gossip mags to take home! XD tomsa i've got late morning UQ physio, hopefully lunch somewhere yummy, then amanda's taking me out to toastmasters toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 108d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday nowq stands @ 3420. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms; late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but i'm telling myself that i can get through it, coz PIG mum's already said that we can have lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant! must remember to give her everything her own way toms morning, then ...
-in the arvo, i'm seeing kelvin leung for my six-monthly teeth clean! oh, must remember to ask PIG mum toms to please lemme wear my blue shoes; last time, he liked them so much, after he complimented me about them while he was cleaning my teeth, later, when my mum was paying the receptionist, he wandered out just so he could compliment my awesome shoes. which, proves, case in point: PIG mum has absolutely ZERO TASTE WHATSOEVER. i mean, it can't be possible for everyone (well, everyone who's complimented me about my cool shoes) to be wrong and my mum to be the only one that's right! (she thinks they're the most ugly thing she's ever seen XD)
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. i'll haveta go open the door for her again, coz the parents will be out signing consent forms for dad's operation.
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 108c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3350 and joni's devotional topic's 'a restful peace'. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-alas, PIG mum came inside afterwards and demanded i go shower. poor ela ...
~obviously, i washed and rinsed my own hair today; dried and rekitted myself. then i went over to the loo for one tinkle before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-before joining the parents for dinner, i went once more to the loo.
-yay, 'twas the yummy rice again, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and yummy wombok, the last of that giant fish dad lugged home several days back, and three wee but delicious yummy slices of roast pork.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual potato, carrot, tomato and onion soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 108b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3350. righto, coz it's almost dinnertime, just quickly continuing today's events?
-i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo before josh and julz arrived, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-when they arrived, i went and opened the door for them, again rising above god's hatred and not letting god push me over.
-after PIG mum let them inside, josh insisted that we go play wii.
-first, we played cooking mama!
-next was wii sports; joshels demanded i stand for thirty minutes and play before he took us out for drinks. >-finally, drinks time! joshels had parked halfway down the road (dunno why) so we hiked all the way down there and josh tootled us off to sakuraya!
-idiot me also forgot the disabled parking permit! >< luckily, josh found one that wasn't too far away.
-lol, i groused @ joshels, "coz you made me stand for so bloody long to play the wii with you, i've got a good mind to order the most expensive frappe there is!" but before i could take back my words (i was only joking), joshels went and got me a choc chip frappe and himself a mango frappe! julz just stuck with holding an icepack to her jaw; the poor thing just had her wisdom teeth removed on friday/saturday!
-when josh cham came to pick julz up, joshels tootled me home, walked behind me back to the computer then went home himself..
-dearest dad returned home; PIG mum immediately tumbled downstairs from pigland, then they both went outside to tend to the vegie patch.
-dinnertime, hopefully bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, February 23, 2013

sunday post 108

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2477 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'let us pray'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's five; fourthly, joni's devotional topic from last night's poor and needy' but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after julz and joshels leave tonight!!! but, just super-quickly: just church today; i sang the secant for one song. dear uncle/pastor chong spoke today and there was communion and we had lunch @ plaza, where i had some chicken burger from hungry jacks, exactly seven chips and an orange and apple juice. oh, and several small spoonfuls of dad's chocolate sundae. toms, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio; fingers crossed i can have some lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant; then i have my six-monthly appointment to see kelvin leung and get my teeth cleaned, before carol comes to supervise my shower. anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 130b

heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for saturday! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 983. righteo, final, final events for today?
-when the doorbell rang, i yelled upstairs @ PIG mum, but hearing no response, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let annette inside myself, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), had a tinkle then mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era). i mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO, then annette Forced me to walk out to the dining room to make my own arvo toastie.
-alas, there was only one slice of ham left, meaning no double perfect toastie for me, but it's the FOURTH time this month i've had @ least a perfect toastie, yay! with that, i also drank one mug of twinings lady grey, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'. note to self, though: the lady grey teabag tastes disgusting; i'll not be sucking that again. XD
-then, while i happily read catching fire, annette massaged ela for forty minutes.
-at 5:55pm, annette went with me once more to the loo, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she's back on thursday, just for a short 4-6pm shift and will have some kinda chicken leftovers for dinner tonight.
-me, i'm just waiting for dearest dad to get home, PIG mum to awake from pigland :P and aunty a and lee to arrive for dinner! will prolly haveta leave my naruto fix for another day; i still haven't finished blogging about the australia day party that i attended last month!
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, February 22, 2013

saturday post 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 645 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'god will take care of you'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 7:10am, when i heard the parents having breakfast downstairs. then i spent the ten minutes until 7:20am having to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after PIG mum hit me with some eye goo before going to work, i used another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat asking percy the saint/angel to please help me get through today okay, then i cuddled bear bear and we continued our happy snorings togethert.
-awaking once more for the pot :P around 9:20am, happiness was falling back asleep before tess arrived five minutes early, @ 9:55am.

-usually, tess lets me doze in bed and cuddle bear bear till about 10:40am; today; i went over to the pot :P once more and called for tess ten minutes early coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable!
-tess got me kitted, then we walked over to the bathroom together, where i brushed my teeth. also thanks to tess who'd already prepared everything for me.
-after drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when i'd finished, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who added one slice of cheese and cooked the bread with some butter. the mug of tea, white and two, was the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i read 'catching fire' while tessa massaged ela for about forty minutes. she also told me that carlem's studying TESOL, and that i should consider studying open learning!
-at midday, tess took me once to the loo and made me one mug of warm milo, my third cup to hold 'incorrectly' for today. i tried ringing aunty nga, little mickey answered, and like usual, the small brat hung up on me! ><
-around 12:30, tess took me once more to the loo then gave me her iphone to play with; it's almost outta batteries, but i managed to read one article that said pistorius was granted bail.
-before she left, tess took me once more to the loo. she's spending the afternoon looking after jasmine. i'm jealous - they're going to red rooster for chips! XD
-dad and i munched lunch together while waiting for PIG mum's return. i ate barely half a bowl, while dad served himself a heaped full bowl. oh, and there was also lotsa yummy cauliflower.
-lunch was spooned down with one bowl of the usual tomato, potato, carrot and onion soup, just as PIG mum returned safely home. once i'd finished drinking, i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-cool, now i've got just under one hour for myself to finish posting about the australia day party i attended last month! oh, and my naruto fix too; will try to squeeze that in. XD
-tonight, aunty a and lee are coming over for dinner. i'm expecting aunty a will be 'punctually be a little late' and lee to be 'punctually be a LOT late.' XD
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can have lunch @ food court afterwards (not cafe mi! XD) then i think kwany and joey will come visit me in the arvo~ fingers crossed we can go for drinks @ sakuraya!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 130d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3736. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed one of the yummy egg rolls that she gave me for christmas! they're so awesome, they even come with sesame seeds! i also drank one yummy mug of lemon green tea holding the cup 'incorrectly', BTW.
-before leaving, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo. she's cooking a vegetarian meal for her family's dinner tonight, BTW.
-i tootled happily online until horrid PIG mum gleefully booted me off so she could gleefully force me into doing more stupid exercises for her.
-so followed 25+ mins of forced exercises for mainly poor ela and a painful standing calf stretch. that all culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-meaning i required a full change of clothes for dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa yummy cauliflower and some yummy BBQ chook. dinner was spooned down with a bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-at 9pm, i took myself once more to the loo; only elf's shoe started slipping! >< huge thanks to dearest dad who accompanied me back to the computer. :o)
-toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total (maybe not even 500, unless pedro loves me heaps XD), coz i'm not going anywhere. tess comes @ 10am (hopefully she'll bring me some yummy food! XD) and astrid @ 4pm. then, @ night, lee's coming over for dinner (and prolly aunty a, too) so expect just two posts from me(unless they're super-boring XD) toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 130c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3630. yay, i'm even over 3.5 grand. :o) oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'sufferings showcase'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-hmm, must post briefly and quickly here; it's almost 9pm!
-UQ physio today with bec: at least seven sit-to-stands, weight shifting, lotsa work for ela. there was this new physio from the states, and i coerced kat into giving me three of her cheezels. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to see naz for some lunch! thankfully, there was a parking space available upstairs. :o)
-i got fish and chips~ i tried asking PIG mum for a chocolate with pearl but alas, she restricted me to just water. for herself, she got some crispy pancake thing with lil bits of shredded beef/pork.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to eyecare optical to get my fixed glasses. i also tried on several pairs; PIG mum says i need a spare pair in case my normal pair suddenly gets broken.
-then PIG mum tootled us back home, i went once to the loo then plopped online
-aunty lucia came @ 4pm and supervised my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. Z^^

friday post 130b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2530. lol, i'm just over 2.5 grand. XD anyways, continuing last night's events?
-tim had the five stars box, anna some twister combo and larissa some other combo. amanda got herself a box of potato gems from bucking bull and a strawberry shake from maccas; when she rejoined our table she tossed me three of her potato gems! "enjoy,' says she. i immediately give her back three chips~
-after dinner, we all hit woolies first, where i buy the two loaves of bread that PIG mum wanted.
-bread brought, we tried breadtop next, but there was neither any sausage donuts nor chicken puffs! ><
-so we headed downstairs, just as tim somehow broke his thongs! "well, i need to buy some work pants @ kmart anyway," says anna, "you can buy yourself a new pair of thongs there.
-so, splitting up, anna, larissa and tim went out to kmart, while amanda and i went to the downstairs breadtop, where i found myself a yummy chicken puff. :o)
-funny thing was, amanda thought that anna said she'd meet us back up outside coles, not kmart! then she for some reason thought they'd have gone to the reject shop, and took me for a quick browse of there too. i just laughed, telling amanda, "i'm sure anna said they'd meet us outside kmart, but i'll keep wheeling around with you. when you can't find anna, we'll go back to kmart, where they'll be." and sure enough, that's exactly what happened! XD
-our final stop was hungry jacks for ice-cream! alas, i really wanted to try a storm, but PIG mum didn't gimme enough money for one. when i saw that i'd only like $1.30 left, i was like, 'oh, poop, that's not even enough for a sundae either. guess it's just a soft serve for me." :o(
-only i glanced @ their menu and saw with their current penny pincher deals that sundaes were only like $1:30! one yummy chocolate sundae for me, then! :D
-lol, anna, tim and larissa all got a choc-dipped soft serve (silly tim absolutely smeared his fingers into the ice-cream XD) and a frozen fanta, while amanda just sat and watched us eat.
-and so, the night came to a close. i hugged anna, shook hands with tim and waved larissa good-bye. she's three months and one week younger than kathleen, BTW, and works @ the coffee club.
-amanda tootled me home. she's got today (friday) off, but is working all weekend. and she'll take me to toastmasters on tuesday night! must remember to get PIG mum to ring QUT and organise my parking card ...
-home: repeat the usual nightly routine without milk (><), bed. zzz~
-friday: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until the noisy garbag truck came to empty our bin @ 6:10am. after a loo trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, i cuddled bear bear and we returned to sleep together, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-happiness was falling back asleep with bear bear before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i groused @ her that i had forty seconds left, but she just groused that if i wanted her to have breakfast with me, i'd better get outta bed like, NOW. ><"
-so i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, but i still wasn't fast enough for PIG mum who groused @ me. again. ><
-after getting me kitted for the day, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to that random canto female singer first, too.
-as for me, i spent most of the trip finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, disappeared to inform bec that i'd arrived, then went downstairs to pay margit. actually, no, she didn't do that; i've still got free sessions from guinea-pigging for the students.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now to do more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^ 

Thursday, February 21, 2013

FRIDAY POST 130

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2328 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'he understands (2)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'grace unadorned'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's nine (maybe i'll reach double digits before the night's out XD) but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~awesome amanda came @ 4:55pm, five minutes earlier than she said she'd make it!
-so a nice quick hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. amanda rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i called PIG mum and amanda drove us to garbo! during the drive, i asked amanda did she want to do things like annette did, i.e. i walk to library and even get my book before sitting but then i don't haveta walk to the loo.
-amanda said yes, and that's what happened. i held her hand; walked up well to the library then grabbed orson scott card's 'ender in exile' then walked over to where they have a curved line of single plus seats positioned in a 'U' format and sat down.
-amazingly, i got the whole showering, getting to garbo and choosing a book before sitting down process all done within forty-five minutes! yup, 'twas only 5:45pm when i sat down, meaning i had a whole forty-five minutes to enjoy reading~
-amanda came back @ 5:40 and got a mag; five minutes later she took me once to the loo then i greeted her, tim and her friend larissa outside KFC!
-lol, last night, everyone bar amanda got KFC, I had a two piece box (only the server, andrew, must've been new coz he tried to charge me nineteen bucks for sth that's only about thirteen! >< luckily, some manager sorted things all out~)
-hey, it's already 4pm and aunty lucia should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else i had UQ physio today, fish and chips from naz for lunch then went to eyecare optical and got my glasses back. toms, expect a pissy plodding total coz i'm not going anywhere; tess comes @ 10am and ingrid @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

thursday post 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2754 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'he understands (1)' and thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'kingdom play'.righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
~before janice and wilfreddy came to take me to chris and grace's place, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 10+ minutes of stupid exercises. then, one more loo trip before i left~
-lol, there's quite a steep driveway to the lung's place, then once inside, another seven steps to lumber down! does that mean their house's split-level?
-dinner was indian takeaway and red rooster; chris gave me a drumstick and wilfreddy gave me the chicken wing! janice added in several yummy chippies, which i happily smothered with gravy.
-after dinner, i hiked back up the stairs, where we split into two groups to play board games!
-can't remember what the first one was called ... sth like compatibility? you had to pick a number of picture cards you thought corresponded to some phrase, and you got points and could move forward on the game board if you selected the same picture. lol, turns out i'm quite compatible with janice! XD
-then we played taboo next! awesome game, i've already added that onto my birthday wish list for this year; perhaps you'll get me that, kwany? (considering how you already got me scattergories for christmas last year! XD)
-after that, 'twas dessert time! first though, bee walked behind me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself. oh, almost forgot to mention a funny thing: coz the couch i sat down on last night was really low, i'd already told wilfreddy i'd need his help to pull me back upright afterwards. so, when everyone started heading downstairs for dessert, i asked lams to please get wilfreddy for me. "why?' lams asks. "coz i need someone big and strong to pull me up from the couch. sorry, it's too low, i can't get up by myself." lol, lams goes, 'oh, i can do that," then he just grabs my arm and hauls me up! lol, guess boys really are stronger than girls~ XD
-sitting down @ the table, dessert was served! jason made this really yummy berry pastry thing; kwany added one heaped scoop of ice-cream to everyone's plate!
-i ask grace please for half a cup of milk coz i know PIG mum definitely won't get me any. and i also nick one more tim tam (having already enjoyed two while we were playing games earlier).
-home time, i haul myself back up the stairs, thank chris and grace for their hospitality, then make the long hike back to janice's car.
-as wilfreddy tootles me back home, he says that thirteen people were @ the lung's place tonight and that he's gotta shower before hitting the sack tonight but has an early start toms.
-back home, immediate bedtime for me. zzz~
-today: yeah, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:20am; after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 7:30am having a having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-can't remember did i fall back asleep after that, but when dearest dad left for work, i asked him please to take PIG mum out for dinner tonight, coz i was eating out too.
-after PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water (which i drank holding 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing) and all my usual drugs. :P
-before leaving for UQ, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to some random cantonese female singer, too.
-as for me, once PIG mum left the driveway i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
 -PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, then went and let jess know that i was here. jess came and Forced me to walk into the gym, where she introduced me to four female students. one's from singapore!
-so another two hour physio session for me today: Walking six laps along hallway, rolling on plinth, lotsa work for ela and @ least fifty-nine sit-to-stands in five minutes.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before tootling us off to the sushi train for lunch! originally, i'd asked could we please have lunch @ madtongsan, the korean place @ warrigal square, but she refused coz she knew i wanted to eat that cheesy pork cutlet thing. *sigh*
-but i enjoyed my usual @ the sushi train: yummy chicken kaarage udon with one green tea, which i sucked the teabag of. XD alas, PIG mum only lemme drink one ladleful of the soup, but oh wells. personally, i was more cut that before we had lunch, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all over woolies to buy random items, like laundry powder and milk.
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything). then i walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-alas, bad news struck: annette can't take me to garbo, amanda's coming instead! that wouldn't be too bad, except she can't come until 5pm! ><
-after hearing that news, PIG mum gleefully booted me off to bed for one whole hour. hey, i could've used that time for blogging! but no, she was just worried that i got to spend longer than the PISSY two hours she allots me online everyday. ><
-so, i went to bed, but didn't sleep, coz it's too early to be sleeping! instead, i grumpily sang all my original second-favourite song and half my shorter second-favourite song mostly silently.
-huh, bet PIG mum didn't set the alarm clock like she promised to; i had to call her when i saw the time!
-and she wouldn't lemme use the pot, either. >< no, she rathered that she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the loo.
-after the loo trip, i finally walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-about thirty minutes till amanda arrives; gosh, she'd better be punctual!
-hopefully, i'm meeting anna and tim for dinner tonight!
-toms: late morning UQ physio. must remember to give PIG mum everything her own way, coz she's already said i can see naz for some lunch toms.
-and aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower toms. righteo, hope everyone enjoys the end to their week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday poat 130b

heylo again and one last greeting for wednesday! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2221. what? one more little step and it'd have been 2222! XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-when carol arrived, just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol only helped with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol only helped with my back and era) and mostly rekitted myself (carol only helped with elf's AFO and my bra). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy tuna sushi that PIG mum'd had kindly bought for me while i was with aunty mecky. alas, PIG mum didn't gimmee any soya sauce with it, but hey. i also drank one mug of twinings grey, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-today, carol massaged ela for just over thirty minutes, painting her red rooster chicken colour with gravy colour spots.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. she's back next monday.
-me, i've got about ten minutes left online to play bejeweled before PIG mum gleefully boots me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. *sigh*
-but janice and wilfreddy are coming to take me to chris and grace's place for dinner and workers!
-toms: think i'm guinea-pigging for the UQ students again.
-fingers crossed that i can have lunch somewhere yummy, before annette takes me to garbo! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

wednesday post 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1839 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "knowing what god's called you to do" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:15am and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 7:25am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
~happiness was falling back asleep before dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work around 8am.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay, especially considering that PIG mum chucked some cow @ me this morning for not standing where she demanded i stand to dry both hands after washing them.
-before we left to see vincent the bloody physio, i went once to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jacky cheung all day, too. while PIG mum drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: 2.5 attempts to stay seated, work for ela, standing practice and stomping. baby kayla's uber adorable: when i blew kisses to her twice (separate occasions), she gave me a big grin in return both times! :D
-after taking me once to the loo, PIG mum tootled us home, where aunty mecky was already waiting.
-when aunty mecky cut me up a pear, PIG mum left for some shopping. i also rang dearest dad. :o)
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with some mayo and one mug of cold milo, one i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me once to the loo. back @ the gobbling :P table, i continued reading 'catching fire'.
-lol, aunty mecky really isn't as hard-working as aunty wendy, who used to massage ela for one full hour! today, while i read, she massaged ela for twenty minutes, stopped and went to watch television, then only returned and did the rubbing for ela for about another fifteen minutes when PIG mum returned home.
-before she left, aunty mecky took me once more to the loo. and she's finally remembered to ask for me! her daughter that's studying drafting @ TAFE, drafts roads.
-yay, fifteen minutes for myself before carol comes to supervise my shower.
-tonight, janice and wilfreddy are taking me to chris and grace's place for dinner and workers!
-toms: UQ physio; think i'm guinea-igging for the students again.
-fingers crossed we can have lunch @ somewhere yummy, then @ night, annette and i are hitting garbo, hopefully with anna and tim! so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 107d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2209. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< providing i survive that, aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours before carol comes in the arvo to supervise my shower. then, @ night, janice and wilfreddy are taking me to chris and grace's place for dinner and workers! is  it the last one ever, coz we're switching to small groups soon? dunno ... anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 107c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2152 (ha, i'm over two grand XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'keeping the sabbath'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-arvo tea was the other half from my yummy lunch this arvo, plus one mug of twinings lady grey tea, white and sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, annette massaged ela for about forty minutes, while i happily read 'catching fire'.
-before leaving just before 6pm (i didn't protest coz she arrived just before 4pm), annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she hasn't received her new roster yet, but hopefully she'll take me to garbo on thursday night!
-i returned happily and very briefly online. alas, when PIG mum came downstairs, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 45+ minutes of stupid forced exercises for mostly poor ela. there was also a rather unsuccessful (and bloody painful! ><) standing calf stretch, which ended rather disastrously and means i'll most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight (SCREW counting! ><)...
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back for two tinkles, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, yay! that was with lotsa bean sprouts, a few strips of yummy black fungi, some wee chunks of yummy chicken and one tiny wee round mushroom. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-alas, before allowing me to return online, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the kitchen sink and gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the day's dishes.
-after i'd done that for her, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing wednesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 107b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1834. righteo, continuing today's events?
-annette arrived just before 4pm. PIG mum was outside tending to her vegie patch, so i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let annette in myself, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (annette helped only with my back, era and ell then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for one tinkle before annette Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do more stupid exercises for her now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, coz i'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, February 18, 2013

tuesday post 107

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1434 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'prayer, not pressure, changes people' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work this morning around 8am. then i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-happiness was cuddling bear bear and returning back to happy snorings with him, even waking to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when PIG mum came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one mug of water, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving for pincushion practice, i sat over the loo for @ least three tinkles, leaning briefly against the side rail and asking percy the saint/angel please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to jacky cheung all day, and of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to pincushion practise, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes before ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-outside the good price pharmacy, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the good health medical centre, where she passed me some music mag to browse.
-hey, annette should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else after pincushion practice, we had lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant; toms i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours and carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 119c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 1913. not quite two grand, sorry. another day, perhaps. XD anyways, final, final events for today?
-at 9:01pm (it was meant 2b 9pm, but i got too engrossed with reading an old blog of mine XD), i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: sleep-in! pincushion pracetice isn't till midday, see~
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll be feeling heaps better by then and can take me somewhere yummy for lunch!
-and it's annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 119b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1848 and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'open my eyes'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when dad called dinner, i took myself first once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa winter/hairy melon from uncle simon and uncle pong, some fish, one chunk of yummy chicken and one small chinese mushroom, which i save for last, of course.
-dinner is spooned down with one bowl of melon soup. hoorah, the yucky fish soup has been finished!
-dunno why dad wouldn't allow me back online after dinner. nope, he demanded i wait till 8:30 first.
-so @ 8:30pm, i walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms shortly after 9pm, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 119

good afternoon! yes, it's past 6pm already, but it's so light outside; i can't call it evening yet! but i will in winter. ;) anyways, today i've been hard @ work plodding 1634 steps; TWFT topic's 'when god lights a fire under you' and i'm still waiting for joni's devotional topic, so events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night, once again this morning when dearest dad left for work. then bear bear and i cuddled and happily snored together, me waking up once more just before 10am to use the pot :P again. then i thought, "well, PIG mum'll be in any moment now with "fifteen more minutes," ... and fell back asleep again! in fact, i didn't awake until the garage door opened! yelling upstairs to tell PIG mum that dad had arrived home, i then glanced @ the clock. and was like, "what?! 11am?!" then i yelled upstairs again, "didn't you want me to go see vincent the physio today, PIG mum? it's 11am!" dad came inside, told me that poor PIG mum was feeling crook so he'd drive me to UQ this arvo. after he left again, i sang my original second-favourite song silently halfway through, then yelled upstairs, "mum, i know dad says he'll take me to UQ in the arvo. but can you please gimme some brunch first? coz i'm really hungry!" after awhile of silence, PIG mum says, "yeah. just wait."
-so when she comes downstairs, i use the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realise i feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela) then gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-brunch was last night's yummy leftovers plus one mug of warm milo. i also down one full mug of water, and take all my usual drugs. :P oh, and i also spend breakfast having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-before we leave for UQ, i do my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself, but i also lean briefly against the side rail and continue my mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-when that's finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to dad's big work van.
-dad kindly helps me up into the big van and even helps me with the seatbelt. :o) PIG mum hops up after me, dad gets in the driver's seat and suddenly, it's like PIG mum and i are going with dearest dad on his delivery rounds, like we often used to do before the cruel and unfaithful god so wantonly destroyed my life ...
-once dad enters the highway, i close both eyes and finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. all the while, the rain buckets down!
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me with some brain injury mag as she goes into the gym to tell katrina that i've arrived.
-kat comes out for me, grabs ela and i walk well into the gym with her. sitting down, i get introduced to some guy called peter and some woman named ali (but pronounced 'ally'.)
-they have some gadget that corrects your posture! like, if you sit straight/slump, bend/straighten your knee, some kinda annoying squeal sound will emit! basically, i test that with kat, doing standing, weight shifting and weight bearing  for ela.
-at the end of the session, peter even gives me a small box of cadbury chocolates as thanks! :D
-PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then we sit and wait for dearest dad to pick us up. i break open the small box of chocolates that peter's given me, selecting one then giving another to PIG mum. when dearest dad arrives, helps me back up into the van and also helps me with my seatbelt, i make sure i feed him a chocolate too. :o)
-PIG mum texted carol, telling her we'd be like twenty minutes late, and dearest dad tootled us home without getting on the highway!
-back home, i headed straight into the bathroom for my shower, dearest dad headed back to work, while PIG mum talked with carol @ length about how crook she was feeling.
-so a nice hot shower for me: i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO). then i headed over to the loo for @ least one tinkle before carol Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-afternoon tea was two rice cakes with one slice of cheese and one mug of twinings lady grey tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i've read fifty pages of that boring new book club novel and have happily switched back to the second hunger games book, catching fire.
-while i read, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her ... lol, i've forgotten. xD
-just before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on wednesday.
-toms: no UQ physio; instead, i've got some acupuncture appointment! fingers crossed PIG mum'll be feeling better by then to take me somewhere yummy for lunch ...
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, February 17, 2013

sunday post 107d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2550 (yay, i'm over 2.5 grand!). righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i happily read house M.D fanfiction until 9pm, when i took myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-if i survive that, however, PIG mum's already said we can have lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant! i'm craving the BBQ pork and tofu rice; must remember to give her everything her own way tomorow, then ...
-after lunch, we're heading out to UQ! last week, kat told PIG mum that some guy was gonna film some program and he needed stroke patients to do it with. i'm one, and apparently, i get to go on television with this program! lol, i laughed and asked kat, "it's funniest home videos, isn't it?' XD
-then it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms. i know dad said for cantonese culture, getting someone to help with your shower (however little's required)'s tantamount to that person showering you, but since carol and i are both aussies, i'm pretty sure i can get away with saying "carol's coming to supervise my shower." XD
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 107c

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2426. lol, if pedro loves me heaps, i may just 2.5 grand before the night's out! XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when dinner was called, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo before joining the other three @ the gobbling :P table, rising above god's hatred and not letting god push me over.
-yay, PIG mum says i can stay online till 9:45pm tonight, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for sunday, my final, final spam count for the week and what's happening toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 107b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2234 and joni's devotional topic's 'the lord is good'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i facebooked happily until PIG mum demanded i go shower. poor ela. >< @ first, i was kinda pissed coz dad said, "mum's gonna shower you," because technically, i shower myself with the minimalist of assistance,  but PIG mum taught me that in cantonese culture, if someone helps you, no matter how minutely, it's called 'that person's showering you'.
-anyways, i washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO but gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts twenty times then i wandered over to the loo for one tinkle, before returning online.
-aunty a's arrived for dinner, dad's cooking our dinner and PIG mum's gone upstairs to shower.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i'm still owed NINE MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

Saturday, February 16, 2013

sunday post 107

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2113 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the call to leadership (3)'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after my shower!!! (poor ela. ><) righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night when dearest dad arrived home after picking up aunty a from the airport. that was like 1:50am!
-then i had a great sleep, with nature not calling till well after dawn! :o) after a pot :P trip, i spent ten minutes a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after cuddling dearest bear bear and happily returning to sleep with him, i woke briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for church. "are you sure you've had enough sleep, dad?" i asked him. "you prolly didn't sleep until after 2am this morning! you can just attend the mandarin service @ 11am, like PIG mum does." but dad just laughed and replied that he'd be fine, reminding me that he always got up early anyway.
-happiness was falling back asleep with bear bear and waking to use the pot :P @ least once more before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled us off to church. i used this trip to finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-at church, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then left me with the english service while she went and attended the mandarin one.
-today, fi sat beside me. :o)
-and i remained seated for worship, too. :o) as usual, i sang everything but meant absolutely nothing.
-speaker today was pastor chris, and he continued his series about the ten commandments.
-after service, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i sat in our 4WD and waited to see would anyone drive me to little singapore for our SHINE fellowship lunch.
-yup, vincent and karen did! gina was being driven by vincent, too~
-karen walked with me to little singapore, where i sat down coz our table wasn't ready yet.
-when our table was called, karen walked with me into the restaurant; i sat between her and gina.
-eight people from SHINE had lunch together today; we ordered seven dishes. karen kept my bowl filled, while gina and i shared a chocolate milk tea, yum!
-after lunch, karen walked with me back to vincent's car (some fancy mazda) and he tootled us back to church.
-at church, gina, karen and i all went to 'pay the water bill'. hearing gina and karen dissolve into laughter, i came outside to see what the commotion was about. karen  laughed, "gina just ripped the toilet seat out." XD
-about twelve people attended SHINE fellowship today.
-again, i sang everything that i could (me can barely read canto, remember XD) for worship, again meaning absolutely nothing.
-we didn't have time for splitting into groups and praying coz we'd enjoyed lunch for too long! meaning after worship, we jumped straight into bible study.
-today, i was with vincent and smoky. vincent had done the questions in canto, i'd done them in english, while smoky had been too busy to complete her homework. XD
-michael wrapped up bible study for us with a prayer, and that was the end of SHINE fellowship for another fortnight.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. gosh, i'm hungry! i haven't had any arvo tea today. :o(
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-aunty a's coming over for dinner tonight.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but PIG mum says we can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant toms! must remember to give her everything her own way, then...
-afternoon UQ session; kat says i'll be on TV! lol, prolly just australia's funniest home videos. XD
-and it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 129d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1616. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. oh, the special thing can be that we have SHINE fellowship on afterwards!which reminds me, i've gotta go complete the homework! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 129c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1536 and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'the yoke'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when PIG mum returned indoors from her gardening, she immediately and gleefully forced me online.
-so followed 55+ minutes of those wall exercises the guy @ that STEPS lunch had taught us and loads more for poor ela and era. that all culminated with a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-before dinner, i took myself once again to the loo (for two tinkles) and back slowly and safely, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: tessa's yummy fried rice, lotsa bean sprouts, lotsa alfafa and some small bits of yummy chicken. only i was so engrossed in watching the lion king i totally forgot to eat! it wasn't until the movie ended did i see my bowl of food glaring up @ me reproachfully. XD
-dinner was washed down tonight with one mug of yummy green tea with lemon (from one of the two hampers i won @ the CODA christmas party), which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 129b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1189. lol, don't ask me how i could've plodded more than one thousand steps today without going anywhere; i promise i haven't shaken pedro! guess he just loves me heaps. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-astrid arrived just before 4pm; PIG mum spent the next fifteen minutes explaining to her the routine she's set down for me.
-so i got a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to astrid who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before astrid flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. astrid rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning pedro back onto my pants.
-i held astrid's hand and walked well back to the gobbling :P to make my arvo toastie. and score, she lemme make a double perfect one! that's thrice this month already! :Di also drank one mug of twinings lady something, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-at 5:25pm, i asked astrid to please start massaging ela, which she did for thirty minutes. ela got painted orange with light green spots today.
-we just yakked. astrid guessed i was only twenty-three, told me she's forty-three (or thereabouts XD), is married but can't have children, doesn't have any pets either and her hubby works in the hospitality sector as some sort of manager. oh, and she lives @ springwood.
-at 5:55pm, astrid took me once more to the loo then went to clean the kitchen. turns out i'm her first ever client for CODA! she also works for the cerebral palsy league.
-lol, dad was horrid, lying and telling me that astrid was leaving even when she hadn't! >< when i asked him why he'd lied earlier, dad just laughed and said i didn't understand canto. hmph.
-anyways, i'm back online now. both parents are outside, presumably tending to the vegie garden.
-again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^@

Friday, February 15, 2013

saturday post 129

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 846 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the call to leadership (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-awesome, another great sleep last night! like the past two days, nature didn't call until 5:25am; after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 5:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss PIG mum goodbye when she left for work then spending another five minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, before cuddling bear bear and falling back asleep with him.
-nature called once more just before 10am; surprise was that i somehow managed to fall asleep again before tessa arrived and again after she arrived but before she come into my room to pat me up!
-using the pot :P once more, i simply swung myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. tessa got me kitted, then we walked over to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who had already prepared everything for me.
-after brushing teeth, i drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-when that was done, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i walked out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast together.
-thanks to rodel who made me some soup! 'twas with vermicelli, some chicken/pork and lotsa PEPPER! my mouth like, exploded. XD
-also thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs, and to tess who added one slice of cheese for me and put that into a sandwich. i like how she cooks the bread~ (pan fries with some butter, yum!) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i read my new book club novel (it's seriously boring; i'm considering switching back to 'catching fire') while tess massaged ela for about thirty minutes.
-at midday, tess took me once to the loo for three tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, i drank one warm mug of milo holding the mug 'incorrectly' and tried ringing aunty nga. uncle fung answered, saying that his wife and aunty lai had gone out to renew aunty lai's passport! only he said 'passport' in canto, and idiot me of course didn't know what he was saying. i was super-impressed when uncle fung laughed, then replied in like flawless english: "passport."! unfortunately, then he says, "i've gotta go, now. tummy ache."  i immediatedly reply, "eep! go sit over the loo! bye!"
-after the phone call, tess takes me once more to the loo then we sit and share a banana, yum.
-before tess leaves, she takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-after she's gone, dad gives me half a heaped bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice for lunch and one mug of plain water.
-when lunch has been gobbled up, i'm ready to return online, but dad demands i sit and read for ten minutes. hey, no biggie, but that book's seriously crap! ><"
-once ten minutes are up, dad kindly walks behind me back to the computer, and i plop online. PIG mum returns from her lunch date with terri-lee, and dad heads out.
-me, i've got just under forty minutes online for myself ... haven't decided yet whether to blog or read fanfiction ...
-toms: just church, nothing special. oh, the special thing can be that we've got SHINE fellowship in the arvo! and aunty a's coming for dinner tonight; dearest dad's picking her up from the airport very late tonight/very early toms morning. righteo, hopefully bbl, else i look forward to seing everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 129d

one final good evening! firstly, em's final, final plodding total forfriday now stands @ 5146; secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'fighting fair' and thirdly, the final, final spam count for the week's now seventeen. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after i posted friday post 129c, i spent fifteen minutes writing that blog post that michael asked for.
-then, @ 9:05pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-only it's almost 9:15pm, but PIG mum still hasn't come down to plod her own twenty minutes ... :S
-toms; expect a super-pissy plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere! tessa comes @ 10am; some new carer @ 4pm, hope she's nice! lucky PIG mum's got terri-lee to shout her lunch after work, i'll try my hardest not to have dad chuck a rant @ me in the arvo! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 129c

good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 5051. awesome, pedro reckons i'm just over half a normal person today! XD anyways, continuing tonight's events?
~so i happily got my naruto fix~ :o)
-alas, just when i finished the naruto manga, aunty lucia rang and said she was running late from the city! ><
-hearing that, PIG mum gleefully and immediately forced me offline and gleefully forced poor em on 70+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-i was saved by the bell, with aunty lucia arriving @ like 5:40pm!
-so a nice hot shower for me: i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. did aunty lucia spread any aloe vera over me? lol, i've honestly forgotten! XD but she got me kitted, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro onto my pants.
-alas, the moment aunty lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, horrid PIG mum immediately began forcing me on more stupid exercises again! >< however, when aunty lucia left, she gave me one box of yummy egg rolls! :D only i got pissed when dad apologised to her that i'd prolly nagged her for them; i NEVER DID!!! ><
-anyways, all those stupid exercises eventually culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. *sigh* meaning i needed a complete change of clothes afterwards.
-dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable plus the last of that huge fish dad brought back home awhile back. dinner was washed down with another bowl of that rather yucky fish soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 129b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 3417. righteo, continuing today's events?
-eep, sorry, hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, February 14, 2013

friday post 129

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3176 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the call to leadership (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's fifteen. righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, huge thanks to PIG mum who turned on the aircon for me last night; i had a great sleep! nature didn't call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 5:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, only i didn't fall back asleep coz dad suddenly came in to kiss me goodbye @ like 5:45! "how come you're going to work so early, dad?' i ask him sleepily, 'it's not even 6am yet." dad laughs, places daddy bear upside-down on his head then reminds me, "i've gotta go get my blood tested this morning, remember?' oh yeah! 'wait, dad, you didn't eat breakfast, dids you?' i asked him, slightly alarmed. 'you've gotta fast before having your blood taken!' dad laughs again. 'no worries, i haven't eaten anything this morning."
-so off he goes. surprisingly, in the thirty minutes it takes him to get back, i've fallen asleep again!but the opening garage door awakens me, then dearest dad comes into my room to kiss me again. 'was it okay, dad?" i ask him. "did the blood lady get the needle in first go?" dad nods. 'yup, i've got good veins, remember?' he sticks his arm out. i grin sleepily. "go have breakfast, dad. i'm glad you're okay." dad responds, 'yeah, i'm starving! i'll come kiss you good-bye before i leave for work then, okay?'
-so dad goes to the kitchen to eat breakfast, while i cuddle bear bear and snore happily with him. when dad leaves, he comes to kiss me good-bye again, and i remind him that aunty lucia's coming to help me with a shower not @ 4pm, but 5pm today.
-happiness is cuddling bear bear and successfully falling back asleep with him, even waking for one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes." when she comes back, i swing myself over to the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-before we left for UQ, PIG mum ordered that i go do a stinky unspeakable. me, being an obedient childs, complied. XD i also leant briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; she also chose to listen to beyond for dearest dad, too.
-me, i spent most of that trip with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, then left me with a gossip mag and went back downstairs to find dearest dad, who'd dropped by to say hi! lol, whenever i see him @ UQ, I'm like, 'what are you doing here, dad?" he'll laugh then reply, "i'm here delivering stuff! what are you doing here?" that's my turn to laugh and say, "i'm here for physio! love you, dad." then he'll go pay for me while i head upstairs to the bathroom. XD
-after the bathroom trip, PIG mum kindly leaves me with a gossip magazine from about mid-last year then goes back downstairs to find dearest dad.
-bec comes for me, Forced me to walk into the gym. physio today:only five sit-to-stands, gym ball work and weight bearing for ela, weight shifting, stepping and two laps down the hallway. before i leave, kat asks PIG mum if i'll do some work for some television program! she says, though, i'm only allowed to do one peace sign. hey, i bargained with her; originally, she said i couldn't do any! XD
before we left for lunch, PIG mum took me once to the loo. then, while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-thankfully, there was a parking space available upstairs for us; downstairs, i bought a burger from naz. and PIG mum bought us a pudding milk tea to share! however, she says i'm not allowed to get special aauce for a burger anymore, coz it's too drippy. never mind, next time i have a burger, i'll just get yoghurt and garlic.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us to the warrigal square woolies and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through the store to buy some milk, one large box of weetbix and maybe something else.
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-lol, i've been on the phone to joshua tucker from ostara; he says that i haveta ring centrelink and tell them i'm with ostara now, not job placement anymore.
-anyways, just under one hour till aunty lucia arrives; i'm going for my naruto fix now! fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-expect a pissy plodding total (maybe not even 500) coz i'm not going out anywhere.
-tess comes @ 10am, then some new carer @ 4pm~ righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^