Wednesday, November 30, 2011

thursday post 71

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2048 steps today (phew, i'm just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "how's your relationship with god? (3) and thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FSIX MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!! but i need to hurry up and compile my christmas wishlist; it's the 1st of december! righteo, fingers crosed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post83b

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3236. righteo, final, final events for today?
-after one loo trip, PIG mum flounced off downstairs to pay margaret, without bothering to pass me any magazine first.
-actually, today's wednesday, i don't usually go to UQ on wednesday! can't remember what i did, then ... >< but aunty wendy came to mind me around 11:30.
-lunch was one juicy pear, one bowl of campbell's cream of chicken soup, and one slice of toast. thanks to aunty wendy who made me one cup of chocolate nesquik, the first i could hold 'incorrectly', and who also buttered the toast for me. era and ehm (em's hungry mouth XD) tore the toast into the soup for dunking.
-after lunch, aunty wendy massaged ela for one full hour, while i read my book club novel.
-i also rang dearest dad, and we chatted for just under 3.5 minutes. dad was @ west end.
-before aunty wendy left, she took me once more to the loo, then i turned the computer on and plopped online.
-carol came around 4pm, and after spending around five minutes yakking to PIG mum, Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who got me one yummy chicken katsudon sushi! also thanks to carol who topped up my soya sauce when i finished the tiny amount with lotsa the roll left.
-the tea, white and two, was my cup of the day to drink 'incorrectly', and, after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for around thirty minutes, painting her doughnut with brown and green spots today. (that was the icing colour on the doughnuts, see. XD)
-before she left, she took me once more to the loo. she's back next monday, and is having curry chicken rice for dinner tonight.
-unfortunately, i didn't get a chance to return online, because PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor em on more than fifty-five minutes of ela exercises, posture exercises and piano practice. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, because i've always loved piano playing, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play decently.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill. then she claimed to do the same herself, while i watched "the world's strictest parents" on nine.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa little bok choy, one small chunk of beef, three wee strips of yummy BBQ chicken, and one small slice of crumbed fish! thanks to dad who gave me a thin and short streak of mayo to eat with the fish. dinner was washed down with one cup of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo afterwards. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but it's ice-cream night tonight! :D like i keep saying, one barely level spoonful's better than none @ all! but that reminds me: this christmas, i'm gonna get PIG mum an ICE-CREAM SCOOP for her present! XD
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch, coz i've got pincushion practice in the arvo. o_O XD
-also can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... might ring CODA toms morning and find out.
-wonder will dad take PIG mum and i out for the late night shopping toms night? let's hope so! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

wednesday post83

beep, where did my post go?! >< *sigh* righteo, from the start ...
-i've been hard @ work plodding 1937 steps today.
-TWFT topic's "how's your relationship with god (2)"
-i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, today's events?
-yup, tiring physio = deep, exhausted sleep for me. nature didn't call till 5:50, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-john doe and i cuddled and snored till dearest dad left for work and came to kiss me goodbye. i also used the pot :P once more, before returning to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes (actually, i almost got twenty today!XD) i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-then, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me one weetbix for breakfast before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever.
-one more loo trip then PIG mum tootled me off for physio @ UQ. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to to jacky cheung's music odyssey from i think 2003 all day, too.
-until PIG mum entered coronation drive, i kept both eyes closed and finished my silent chat to percy the angel/saint, then era helped ela stretch for just over five minutes until we reached UQ.
-hey, carol's here now; fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post71b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2432, but i'm still really owed FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online for another day!!!! >< the list grows ever longer. *sigh* but final, final events for today?
-i went to the loo once upon arrival, then went over to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-but @ the waiting room, PIG mum was her usual spiteful self who refused to pass me any mag before flouncing off back downstairs to pay and pester poor margit. luckily, there was another woman also @ the waiting room, who kindly passed me some gossip mag that margit had put there! so i browsed that happily until my physio student came for me.
-today, i did lotsa mat work and sit-to-stands. karen came over and said that she weighed 120kg! XD
-think i went once more to the loo, then PIG mum tootled us off to meet kim and cass for lunch @ the springwood fasta pasta!
-i stuck with my age-old favourite, fettucine cabonara. zero thanks to awful PIG mum who SAID i could add chicken, but when my plate arrived WITHOUT chicken, she said she'd suddenly decided that i COULDN'T have any! instead, she said i could have half of her chocolate mousse dessert. trust her to pick a dessert that came with PEANUTS. ><
- buti drank a lipton's lemon iced tea, and also got lotsa mozzarella cheese over my pasta. :) also a little salt, before PIG mum noticed and snatched it away. XD
-we just yakked. cassie told me that poor ollie was put down recently (but he was like, sixteen! that's like 128 human years!) but her brother has some new dog called peanut! and she also got a budgie, but i've forgotten it's name, sorry. XD
-before we left, PIG mum took me once to the loo. zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself, then afterwards, i went over to wash both hands and dry era when she went herself. usually, i dry whichever hand's facing the hand dryer.
-i hugged them both before leaving. kim says we can catch up again come the new year before leaving for hong kong!
-PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online till amanda came around 4pm.
-she led me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle then i got creamed. amanda rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps/washing my glasses.
-amanda led me out to the gobbling table, where - yippee! - she fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's FIVE times this month, yay! :D i drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorretly' with that.
-amanda took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to toastmasters. lol, i honestly continually find it hilarious whenever PIG mum helps me out with my seatbelt - coz she ONLY ever does that whenever someone's watching her! XD
-speechfest tonight, plus table topics! and i was first picked! my question was 'if you had a bucketload of money, who would you plan a holiday for and how?' i said i'd plan one for my parents, who have looked after me after my brain injury. michael evaluated and said i had good structure, but as usual, talked too fast.
-oh, and amanda took me to the loo like, four times tonight! era opened the tap tons of times. :)
-when we left, amanda drove us home. smooth run tonight. she says she'll be back on saturday.
-dinner for me was rice, lotsa some vegetable (which i've obviously forgotten XD) and several slices of beef. dinner was washed down with one bowful of URINE coloured soup! XD (but it tasted fine. :P)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. not only did PIG mum gleefully force me to do everything, she wouldn't even walk behind me! but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: i get to sleep in! i'm going to the morning tea for volunteers held by logan TAFE! hope it's fun~
-then, aunty wendy's coming @ 12:30 but she's leaving @ 2:30, not 3:30, coz she doesn't like getting into the peak hour traffic.
-carol's coming to shower me @ 4pm.
-then, best of all, it's ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying,a tiny lil spoonful's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, November 28, 2011

tuesday post71

good afternoon! firstly, em'sa been hard @ work plodding 1981 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "how's your relationship with god? (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back home from toastmasters tonight!! *asigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. then, for some reason, i couldn't fall back asleep again!
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then, after also gleefully forcing poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, i was finally allowed to sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with less than one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-did i go and do a stinky unspeakable after breakfast? lol, i can't remember! XD
-but of course, horrid PIG mum of course gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we still listened to what we listened to all yesterday, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. i spent the trip until she entered coronation drive with both eyes closed, having a silent chat a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.once she entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes. she also opened her palm like one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-anyways, amanda's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 73c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3958. lol, not quite four grand, but maybe toms. :) righteo, final, final events for today?
-after PIG mum got me kitted, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit down.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with almost (but not quite) one spoonful of honey. while i munched away, i also had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after i'd finished, PIG mum ordered me to go poop. so i obediently did. XD
-when i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jacky cheung's music odyssey from i think 2003 too.
-when PIG mum drove me to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm, holding each for a count of five, @ least fifty times.
-lol, today was actually a fairly tolerable session! i didn't fall, vincent the physio didn't gleefully force me to stand on the wobble board, and ela grabbed not one, but TWO mint mentos from the lolly jar when i left! XD
-then PIG mum took me to maccas for lunch!! fair enough, she only lemme have a filet-o-fish burger, small chips and an orange juice, but still!! that was like the first time in like two weeks that i actually got chips!! XD
-PIG mum tootled me off to TAFE after that. era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes.

-today was actually my last class for the year! we worked on the 'look cover write check' method of spelling for awhile, then judy decided, "it's too hot. let's all go to the canteen; i'll shout you all drinks." i was about to ring PIG mum and tell her, but judy was like, 'no need. i'll help you there."
-judy got me a 300mL chocolate milk, ali a flat white, herself some other coffee, and the girls a coke each.
-ali sat next to me, judy facing me, then the other girls all @ another table.
-we just yakked away.
-and guess what? they gave me a card! judy had drawn this really pretty flower onto the front cover (then drew a bee @ my request! XD) and all the students and her had signed it. ali was the coolest, coz he signed ALL IN CAPITALS, LIKE THIS! XD
-when we left, PIG mum tootled us home, and i plopped online till carol arrived.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, i got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. PIG mum for some reason only allowed me one juicy nashi for arvo tea today (they're from aunty frances!) so 'twas really weird to have that with a cuppa tea. XD
-once i finished, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her sth funny like cheesecake with choc chip dots. i'm jealous, that's what she had over the weekend!
-carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle before leaving. she's just having leftover vegies and rice for dinner; no meat.
-back @ the computer, i listened to nine's news.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she immediately forced me offline and gleefully forced me on exercises for ela, posture exercises and piano practice for about thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz piano playing's sth i've always loved, even after the unfaithful god took away my ability to play piano.
-only the tummy ache i'd been having late arvo resulted in a toilet trip and a messy stinky unspeakable. ><
-meaning PIG mum lemme off ten minutes on walking on the bloody treadmill, only gleefully FORCING :( me to walk ten.
-then i sat down and watched S.C.U (special crash unit) on channel nine while she claimed to plod her own ten.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa lettuce yummy cauliflower, and several delicious strips of BBQ chicken. dinner was just washed down with a mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before retuning online. zero thanks to PIG mum who wouldn't watch me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: UQ physio @ 11:30. yay, i can sleep in! XD
-even better: afterwards, we're meeting kim and cass for lunch @ the springwood fasta pasta!
-then amanda's taking me to toastmasters toms night for speechfest! meaning i won't get a chance to speak, but it'll be great to listen to the six speeches. :)
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 73b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3031. awesome, i'm just over three grand. :) righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, once this morning and once more when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye before leaving for work. then i successfully fell back asleep with john doe2 until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she - argh, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, November 27, 2011

monday post 73

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2756 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's "the 'spirit of wisdom'" and thirdly, i'm stioll owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, carol's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post71b

one final good evening!em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3493. almost 3.5 grand, maybe another day. but the spam count for the weekend's still zero. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum supervised me shower, also gleefully forcing poor ela to scrub various body parts @ least forty times. but i'm remembering not to complain out aloud, coz PIG mum's PROMISED to take me for some chips toms!! :D
-hey, i've finally got one spam for the weekend!! XD
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back outside.
-unfortunately, things got worse. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. i've tried arguing that even the lord god got the seventh day off; why can't i?! but PIG mum just sneers back that i didn't walk all the other six days so i can jolly walk now. ><
-afterwards, she claimed to plod her own twenty while i watched some aria awards show. julia gillard really does have a big protruding nose, sorry. XD
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa some vegetable, several small chunks of yummy pork! and some hokkien-like noodles from some church aunty! dinner was washed down with about 1/3 mug of the juice tessa made yesterday; idiot era accidentally knocked over and spilled like 2/3 of it. ><
-one more loo trip for me before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-back online now, but prolly not for long coz PIG mum's having a shower and will come down soon to gleefully force me off to bed.
-just a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-i hope PIG mum remembers her PROMISE to me about getting me some chips toms! me, i'll keep my part and not apologise to ela out aloud when PIG mum gleefully forces her to open the tap five times toms.
-and i'm getting CHIPS from maccas toms!!
-lastly, carol's coming to shower me toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, November 26, 2011

sunday post71

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1820 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'meditate and ruminate' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's zero. XD righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning, before cuddling rainbow and falling back asleep with her until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me two weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-while i munched away, dad came over and ordered that i eat faster. *sigh* i also had a silent chat silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-one more loo trip before dad tootled us off to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. also of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day.
-combined service today! i'm also grateful to dr. lee, who only asked us to stand for three songs. i sang 'amazing grace'; that's the only song i'll sing out in full, in memory of my most beloved grandma.
-speaker today was reverend lam; dora translated for him.
-there was communion afterwards, then one baptism!
-after service, i went downstairs to the loo once, then grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-michael (ray's step dad) came over for a chat. :) his surname's actually 'western'.
-afterwards, dad tootled us home. i kept reading my book club novel, while the parents had lunch.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and collect all the day's washing.
-and she wouldn't feed me any lunch afterwards! ><
-lol, but dad offered me some of his snicker's bar. aghast, i could only ask him, "dad, i've been with you for more than 24.5 years, yet you're still unaware that i've a peanut allergy?!" XD
-but letty and bee came to visit me today. :)
-we watched a movie. originally, i feared that 'twas a christian one (the last christian movie i saw left me teary! and i almost never cry!) then i thought 'twas one of those reality programs (it's called 'the amazing race' after all) but it actually turned out to be some movie about the abolition of slavery! bee said the guy who plays dumbledore was in it, but hey, minus the long beard that dumbledore wears, i couldn't recognise him! XD
-afterwards, letty kindly fed me one slice of ham and cheese each after i explained that the parents hadn't fed me lunch.
-lams came to pick bee up, then letty said she had to go, too.
-so she walked behind me once more to the loo and back before leaving.
-she left me the phone, but aunty nga rang, then she took the phone away! meaning i can't ring leanne, now. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight, else it's prolly just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms, then that stupid TAFE course, then carol coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! aunty a really DID get me a colgate toothbrush!! XD
-actually, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off for a shower, now. >< poor ela. :( righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post70c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands exactly @ 2500. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-dad wandered dinner; i went over. rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber, some fish and one chunk of pork. dinner was washed down with one mug of juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i read my book club novel for about ten minutes, before going to the loo then returning online.
-just spoke with aunty nga for near sixteen minutes; she wanted me to help her with her english.
-PIG mum ouyghta arrive safely home soon.
-oh! 'twas raining during dinner; dad had me ring aunty a and ask her were her windows leaking! XD she picked up first ring (usually, she doesn't pick up till more than ten rings! XD) said she was fine and cya toms. when i called, "please remember my christmas present!!" she said "yeah, yeah." and hung up! XD
-toms: combined service @ church toms! hopefully PIG mum'll lemme sit somewhere near the back!
-dad's driving aunty a to the airport afterwards; is there any little kiddies program i can join?
-and fingers crossed i can hit somewhere with CHIPS for lunch!! XD
-also hope i'll have visitors~ righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post70b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2264. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-i happily read fanfiction until amanda arrived just before 4pm. dad let her in.
-i held amanda's hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. amanda rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held amanda's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! amanda fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's FOUR times this month, yay! :D
-amanda had a cuppa with me. she used to take hers white and two, but now takes it just white.
-after i'd finished eating, amanda massaged ela for around forty minutes, painting her dark blue with light blue spots today. while she massaged ela, we just chatted. congrats to her only daughter, who's just graduated high school from san sisto! she's thinking about doing some design course @ uni next year. and tonight, she's having a BBQ for dinner.
-amanda took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, before i signed her off and she left with my thanks and byes. oh, and she lives @ carina heights. amanda's coming back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters!
-phone just rang, but PIG mum answered it before i could.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can return online tonight, else it's just a combined church service toms! also fingers crossed we can hit maccas for some lunch afterwards! (CHIPS! XD) and that i'll get some visitors come the arvo~
-dunno what's with channel nine tonight; i can't get the news simulcast. ><<
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, November 25, 2011

saturday post70

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1994 steps today (if i can come back online tonight, i'm certain i'll have passed two grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'staying when you feel like quitting'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after yelling good night to uncle colbert, sam and mel, dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship, already chucking some cow @ me. >< whatever. *sigh*
-michael led us with a starting game. "emily, pick a bag." he told me. i picked the red bag, not because i like HSBC, but because i don't like the colour green. XDinside were all these faces with different expressions; we had to share an experience of how we felt the same as that expression. i picked up this face that was crying, and i said the last time i got teary was when i read over my own writing and couldn't understand my own words! ><"
-kathy led worship afterwards. i sung 'amazing grace' - that's the only song i'll sing fully out aloud coz that was my most beloved grandma's favourite hymn.
-we split into prayer afterwards. i shared a thanksgiving point; that my old old grandma didn't actually have TB and was lots better now. :)
-when prayer time was over, 'twas already 9:10pm! i asked kathy to please walk behind me to the loo, where i managed fine by myself, also letting era open the tap lotsa times.
-tonight thomas and dr. dr. tai concluded the bible study about fellowship, on the breaking of bread. dr. dr. tai had brought along one pack of vita-brits, which she broke into smaller pieces. i thought she'd feed them to us, but nope! XD
-well, that's SHINE fellowship for the year. either it's not happening next week, else there's a break-up party!
-dad tootled me home afterwards. repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-today: i used the pot :P once around 2am and once more @ 7:50am, when PIG mum left for work. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, i cuddled john doe 2 and returned to sleep, waking once more around 9:50am to use the pot :P once more.
-when tess arrived, she lemme sleep for ANOTHER THIRTY MINUTES before digging me up! XD
-i used the pot :P for two more tinkles, tess got me kitted, then instructed me to drape era over her shoulder before we walked over to brush teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-after brushing teeth, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', then tess took me over to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable, also finishing my mostly silent chat to percy leaning against the side rail.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, then walked out to the gobbling :P table with tess.
-wowee! dad made ham and eggs with thick spam ham! remember, i only ask for that every six months, but i'm pretty sure dad made that like only two months ago! :D tess put that into a sandwich for me, cut into two triangles, and also served me one bowl of watermelon she'd already taken all the seeds out from. lastly, i drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, tess massaged ela for like forty minutes while i played with her iphone.it's got internet access!
-tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles around 11:45am and made me some warm milo sweetened with some sugar.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i rang aunty lai first. we chatted for just over sixteen minutes; she was playing computer games ATM, and was attending a series of sermons @ north point.
-then i rang aunty nga. uncle fung answered, told me that he was currently in the process of scolding little mickey, who refused to practise piano! >< i told him to tell mickey that he must practise, coz em biu jie (ie. me!) wants him to play me a song when we go back and visit them next year! uncle fung passed the phone to aunty nga, but the entire phgone call only went for like six minutes coz she was about to take little mickey pig to his music lesson.
-PIG mum arrived home. tessa gave her the shoes - they're from L&J shoe gallery!
-tessa also took me once more to the loo before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. only she left slightly late, coz PIG mum insisted on paying her back for the shoes!
-lunch was maybe half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, plus lotsa raw tomato and one mug of the carrot and apple juice that tessa juices this morning.
-then i happily read my book club novel until almost 2pm. sadly, PIG mum had already gone upstairs into pigland, so i took myself to the loo.
-then, thanks to dad who allowed me online.
-amanda's coming to shower me this arvo. PIG mum's attending some work christmas party, i'm wishing dad'll take me out for dinner somewhere, but hopes aren't up.
-anyways, i've got one hour left for reading, yay! cya tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 69d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2555. another cool number. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-uncle colbert, mel and sam arrived for dinner. i chatted with mel a lil - she's just graduated grade twelve! and she's planning to study occupational therapy, like aunty winnie next year. lol, currently, sam's thinking of doing physio, just like uncle colbert!
-dinner was rice, lotsa bean sprouts (which were very salty, for some reason?), four chunks of pork and two wee chunks of egg. dinner was washed down with one mug of orange and apple/some other fruit juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and i plopped back online.
-leaving for SHINE fellowship now!
-toms: tess comes @ 10am, amanda @ 4pm. and maybe we've got cell group toms night? lol, i dunno, but dad will. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, November 24, 2011

friday post 69c

and hello a third time! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2222. lol, nice number. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk outside for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me then i got creamed, also having another tinkle. aunty lucia rekitted me, then Forced me to walk back out to the computer chair.
-she's cleaning the bathroom right now; i'm chatting with serena.
-well, nine's news should start in fifteen minutes; hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 69b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2076. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) oh, and i'm still owed TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled rainbow and successfully fell back asleep again until PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-after using the pot :P once more, i counted the fifteen minutes down. when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then, after gleefully forcing poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, i was finally allowed to sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever. PIG mum also popped me my drugs - one garlic, one cranberry, one bilberry and two fish oil, which i took with one gulp of water, mug held 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-can't remember who we spent the trip to UQ listening to, just that PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. anyways, once she turned into logan road, i closed both eyes and had a ilent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, when PIG mum entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes. she also opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went over to wash and dry both hands when PIG mum went herself. only she chucked some cow @ me for twisting around awkwardly to get some paper towel to dry my hands with? dunno, whatever.
-meaning she was her usual horrid self who refused to pass me a mag before she went downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret. luckily, not thirty seconds after she'd left, some random gentleman wandered past and kindly passed me that madison mag i've almost finished.
-luna came for me with a walkbelt. when i was walking inside with her, kat came out and taught luna how to walk with me better. "emily'll grip onto you like the sh*ts, BTW." she said. ela had great fun repeating this statement to PIG mum later on. LOUDLY! XD
-lotsa mat work today, with two sit-to-stands.
-luna walked me out to the bathroom afterwards. the poor girl, she's going through boyfriend issues ATM, but she said she'll look up the missing lyrics for jacky cheung's song for me!
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back down to the 4WD, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for a kebab!
-lol, naz really did remember! i got a whole cupful of corn chips with my kebab! :D
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online.
-alice came for a meeting around 2:30. poor em got majorly dissed by PIG mum, of course. alice also told me that one of her daughter's still in child care, while the other's like in grade three.
-and i finally found out! CODA stands for Carers Of Disabled Adults'!
-i walked alice out when she left, then went once more to the loo before returning online.
-woah, it's only 4:45 and aunty lucia's already here! guess she'll leave @ 5:45, then.
-well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-dad's invited uncle colbert, sam and mel over for dinner tonight. aunty winnie's in hong kong, see.
-SHINE fellowship tonight, i think the last one for this year!
-tess comes @ 10am toms, then amanda @ 4pm. but aren't we off to cell group or sth? righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 69

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1922 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'more than conquerors (3)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's nineteen and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after alice leaves!! but she'll be here soon, so just fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 70c

one final good evening! turns out i could come back online after all! :D anyways, em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2376. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-mr. hall arrived @ 6:35. he chatted with PIG mum and i while dad was finishing dinner.
-when dad called dinner, i went once to the loo first before sitting down.
-but the rice bucket is sad. no rice tonight. :( instead, i got some fish, some bread and a lil caesar salad.they all drank red wine, while i had wine brand H20. meaning yup, i just drank water. XD
-then we all just yakked away about random stuff.
-then dad went to prepare mr. hall's cake. going by the candles, he's only turning five, BTW. :P
-we sang him happy birthday (i did the hiphips, of course) then we all posed around him and the cake for photos. they're on dad's mobile, now. must remember to get them off him on saturday.
-we all ate cake and drank green tea, until mr. hall said 'twas time to head home (just before 9pm)
-i walked him out. he hugged both PIG mum and i, shook dad's hand (presumably) then left.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, the new episode of naruto will haveta wait till toms, i'm guessing. it's not up yet. :(
-toms: UQ physio @ ... 10:30, methinks. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards!
-also hoping that i'll get several good hours online until aunty lucia comes and showers me @ 5pm. actually, nope, alice is coming for a meeting @ 1:30pm.
-then i think it's the last SHINE fellowship for the year!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 70b

hello again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2127. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-cathy came back! poor woman, she's been sick with anaemia
-shower first, hairwash today. also much thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy turned the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. i got creamed, then suddenly, we just started talking and talking!
-but eventually, cathy rekitted me, and after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-first, i had one juicy pear. and cathy brought me this cupcake with white icing from baker's delight! :D she had one with pink icing herself, and even fed me half a choc chip cookie!
-once i finished, i asked cathy to please start massaging ela, but she refused for another five minutes. when she did finally start, she stopped just after twenty-five minutes, painting ela silver with gold spots today.
-cathy Forced me to walk to the loo for one tinkle when dearest dad came inside.
-back @ the computer, i signed her off without a smiley face, coz she Forced me to walk to the bathroom, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to the computer. she's back next thursday, and is having grilled sea perch with chips and salad for dinner tonight.
-well, mr. hall should arrive for dinner in less than ten minutes, if he remembers! XD
-meaning i won't come back online tonight, so toms:
-UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards!
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me @ 5pm, then it's off to SHINE fellowship i go! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

thursday post 70

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1894 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'more than conquerors (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after cathy leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. then i managed to quickly fall back asleep with john doe 2, also using the pot :P twice more.
-only when PIG mum came to wake me, she didn't gimmee fifteen more minutes! "we overslept," she said. "up now."
-so one more potty trip and three tinkles for me, PIG mum got me kitted then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside, where she lemme sit, coz we were running late!
-breakfast was three weetbix with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever. afterwards, i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz PIG mum had commanded i go poop.
-so poop i did. XD but of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and, of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to writers' group! she took me to the loo once on arrival, then rocked away to buy stuff for mr. hall's early birthday party tonight.
-group, as always, was awesome. :) thanks to gabby who helped me once to the bathroom and back during the break. i managed just fine by myself, also letting era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times, then, seeing as gabby hadn't come back to get me yet, allowed her to open the tap lotsa and lotsa times again.
-woah, i ate lotsa cake for morning tea! turns out three different people made cake! XD
-our last meeting is next fortnight, and we're having a party! five dollar secret santa, food, drinks (i'm bringing juice) and boyd told us to bring word games! i'm thinking of printing out some scattergory sheets!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt.
-she got me a yummy chicken katsudon from hanaichi, but was, as usual, horrid and wouldn't get me any chips nor a chocolate thickshake made with low-fat milk. :( it's been like THREE MONTHS since she allowed me a shake! ><
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to pincushion practice. she took me to the loo once first, then when she was going herself i let era open the tap lotsa times after washing both hands.
-in the waiting room, thanks to PIG mum who handed me a women's health mag to browse. gossip mags are more interesting :P
-after pincushion practise, PIG mum took me to the loo once more, this time forcing me to gleefully dak myself. meaning afterwards, when she went again herself too, i washed both hands, then let era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times again.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, then tootled us home. i plopped online.
-and yay, i've got like twenty minutes for myself! naruto, here i come! XD
-i should be able to come back online tonight, coz mr. hall's not coming till 6:30. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post82c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2826. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before dad tootled us off to haoke for dinner with aunty a!
-turns out she'd invited the slams, too!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once first. also much thanks to the waitress who saw i was crap @ walking and thus picked a nearby table to seat us at.
-we ordered some set meal with crab, fish and tofu. i also had rice, broccoli and calamari, but avoided the beef coz 'twas hot and peppery!
-i also had three slices of orange (thanks, uncle slam) and one bowl of some sweet dessert with a mung mean.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after dinner, also going herself.
-aunty a shouted us! i reminded her about my christmas present, but i don't think i'll get it until my 25th birthday (if ever! XD)
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i returned online.
-first, i sent a reminder e-mail to mr. hall, telling him not to forget to come tomorrow! XD
-and it's ice-cream night tonight! wonder if PIG mum'll remember? XD
-toms: writers' group! fingers crossed PIG mum'll buy me some CHIPS for lunch and a shake with low fat milk - it's been more than YTWO MONTHS since my last! ><
-then it's pincushion practice for me.
-can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... hmm but must remember to write out mr. hall's bday card for him, coz he's coming over toms night for an early celebration!
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. that means i'm still owed FIFTY-SEVEN online!! >< *sigh*

wednesday post82b

hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1235. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after horrid PIG mum gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever.
-matthew and jenny from DSQ came for a meeting. i hope i presented my case to matthew well enough, explaining my need for a carer to help me with a shower on sundays.
-aunty wendy also arrived, and after matthew and jenny left, fed me one juicy and crunchy pear and another chunk of aunty winnie's turnip cake for lunch.
-i rang dearest dad, who was @ west end, and CODA. alice told me that amanda would take me to the extra toastmasters session next tuesday.
-after lunch, i rang PIG mum, who gave me permission to plop onto the computer and do my writers' group homework.
-whilst i wrote away, aunty wendy massaged ela. lol, she told me that pakkun was gonna have some operation to get his balls cut off! o_O only after further probing, did i find out that he was gonna get desexed. XD
-aunty wendy took me once to the loo before walking me to the car and kindly helping me with my seatbelt.
-PIG mum hopped in, and she drove me off to vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session with him for this week. ><
-lol, PIG mum was wondering whether he'd be too depressed to give me physio; in fact, he was so fine, he even found time to force me to stand on the bloody wobble board for five minutes! >< but he let ela grab a mint mentos from the lolly jar, so yeah.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online until carol arrived, four minutes late today. she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, then got dried, creamed and rekitted.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my arvo tea. sadly, she only lemme have one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, too, so this week's all satisfied, yay! :)
-i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. the toastie was cut into three triangles and one oblong. lol, i've never noticed before, but helga's bread must be shaped very weirdly!
-after i finished eating, carol massaged ela for about twenty minutes, painting her nougat colour (without peanuts) with hundreds and thousands dots today.
-before she left she took me to the loo once more for one tinkle. she's having fish for dinner tonight, and will be back next monday.
-well, either parent is upstairs showering now. i need to go do a stinky unspeakable, but will wait until PIG mum comes downstairs.
-dinner with aunty a soon! gosh, i hope she remembers my christmas present! XD
-acupuncture and writers' group toms, too~ then mr. hall's coming over for his birthday dinner! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

wednesday post82

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1078 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'more than conquerors (1)' and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! only we're going out for dinner with aunty a, so *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... :S anyways, events for today?
-yup, my hypothesis has been confirmed three times over. after any physio session, i'm buggered wnough that i often don't wake and use the pot :P until dearest dad comes and kisses me good-bye before leaving for work.
-lol, carol's here now; hopefully i can bbl, considering how long i'm still owed, but just in case i can't, toms:
-writers' group! must remind PIG mum to buy a birthday cake for mr. hall!
-acupuncture in the arvo. dunno who's coming to shower me.
-but mr. hall's coming over for dinner toms night, to celebrate his birthday! and i haven't forgotten! it's ice-cream night tonight! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post70b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2230. yeah, i'm over two grand. XD righteo, final, final events for today?
-selina came @ 4pm, gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to selina who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-hey, today was the second time this year i didn't tinkle when getting dried, creamed and rekitted!
-i was slightly grumpy about arvo tea, though. firstly, horrid PIG mum only allowed me one slice of cheese, meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, then secondly, dad nabbed away half! ><
-but selina gave ela a quick massage (about ten minutes) while i gobbled away, and drank my tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-time to leave, selina tootled us not off to QUT, but to her place! "my hubby's driving us," she explained. aww, sweet man, he was worried that selena wouldn't be safe on the highway!"
-mr. matthew comes from mongolia, and is a water engineer from ipswich. i told him all the mandarin i know - hi, dunno, thanks, and you mum's fat - and he had a good laugh. XD
-anyways, once @ QUT, selina took me once to the loo. i let era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times.
-outside, i shooed selina and her hubby away. "selina, go and buy mr. matthew dinner." i ordered. "he drove us here."
'can i get you anything?" mr. matthew asked.
"sure. buy me a cake." i laughed back.
-the meeting was great! jeff even picked me for table topics!
-afterwards, selina and mr. matthew came and got me. selina told me that they went and ate korean somewhere, then mr. matthew dropped sth into my lap. "here, got you this," he grinned. 'twas a fruitcake!! :D
-selina took me once more to the loo (again, i let era open the tap lotsa times four. in the car, selina opened my fruitcake for me, which i munched happily. "thanks, guys!" i said @ 9pm, after devouring the cake. "but don't tell my mum, else she'll kill you guys then me." XD
-before driving me home, mr. matthew drove back to his and selina's house, where she grabbed her timesheet.
-dinner for me was some pork and egg with rice. *sigh* it's really UNFAIR, how the parents get to eat out but i don't. >< damn that kris. :(
-i went once more to the loo then plopped online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: DSQ are coming for a meeting toms morning. i really need to put forward a good case so my already severely limited hours don't get further reduced!
-PIG mum says that when aunty wendy comes, i can complete my writers' group homework, coz i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-then carol's coming to shower me toms arvo.
-best of all, ice-cream night! like i say every week, one level spoonful's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, November 21, 2011

tuesday post70

good afternoon! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 1682 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "don't give up!" and thirdly, i'm still owed FOURTEEN MINUTES online after i get back home from toastmasters tonight!! but hopefully, PIG mum will keep THE CARER/LIFE COACH/SUPPORT WORKER/WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED NOW :p yakking for five more minutes. XD righteo, events for today?
-my hypothesis proved correct: after a bloody torture session with vincent the physio, i was exhausted and slept straight through till when dad came and kissed me good-bye before leaving for work before i used the pot. :P
-only i couldn't fall back asleep afterwards! i did use the pot :P three times more, though.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the p[ot :P once more for two tinkles, just swinging myself back to bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where surprise! she lemme sit! we must've been running late, but trust me, i was exceedingly grateful. :)
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix, with one exceedingly short and exceedingly thin streak of honey.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when i'd finished that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( ME TO WALK OUTSIDE TO SIT AND WAIT FOR RONNIE JIE JIE'S ARRIVAL. woah, sorry, shrieking! ><
-when ronnie jie jie came, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to her car. but lol, she helped me with my seatbelt all day! XD i always find it hilarious that she only ever helps me with my seatbelt whenever anyone's around to see her do it. XD
-ronnie jie jie tootled us off to UQ. until she reached coronation drive, i closed both eyes and had a ilent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, also opening and closing her palm fifty times.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo on arrival, then i sat in the waiting room and chatted with ronnie jie jie until luna came for me with the walking pole and the walkbelt.
-first up, a timed walking test. karen came out to supervise.
-then, inside the gym, ela got lotsa cup and cone walk. i also met another student, but unlike luna, who's canto, this one's mando!
-i finished today's session with some sit-to-stands.
-karen and luna walked me out to the bathroom before saying goodbye.
-after one more loo trip, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to ronnie jie jie's car.
-woohoo! ronnie jie jie remembered her pinky promise with me last week and tootled us off to dong fong/sunnybank oriental for lunch! :D
-*sigh* but trust PIG mum to demand we share two meals between three people, and i had to share my yummy cold horlicks with her. lol, that only meant i had to eat super-fast to get a lil more! XD we shared my favourite fish fillet in sweetcorn sauce with rice, and some fried combination stir fry ho fan thing.
-when ronnie jie jie tootled us home, i went to the loo once. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-after that, i plopped online for awhile. ronnie jie jie and PIG mum gossipped about.
-then horrid PIG mum decided to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and get all the clothes. i also picked up bear bear, and introduced him to ronnie jie jie. earlier, i'd also introduced her to rainbow and oh deer.
-one more loo trip for me, one more chance for horrid PIG mum to gleefully force me to do everything.
-ronnie jie jie just left.
-and now, i've got twenty minutes left to check e-mail. :)
-someone's taking me to toastmasters tonight, can't remember who.
-and it's just aunty wendy coming to mind me for three hours late morning and early arvo. god, i hope i don't have another torture session with vincent the bloody physio! and i've gotta complete my writers' group toms arvo; that's happening on thursday.
-righteo, hopefully cya tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 72d

one final good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3943. lol, just shy of four grand. XD righteo, final events for today?
-i started watching the second half of darren lockyer's last ever NRL match!
-too bad PIG mum had to spoil it by gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill. actually, she CHEATED - i was the one who hit 'stop' @ 20:01! that's the SECOND time this month she's said she'd count for me and not kept her word. ><
-i munched dinner while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes. rice tonight, with one big juicy mushroom (of course, that was saved for last), some fish and lotsa yummy cauliflower. dinner was washed down with one fairly yucky mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that watching 'the x factor' was more important than watching her only severly disabled daughter walk safely to the bathroom and back. >< but i didn't fall. :)
-toms: UQ physio. my student physio's canto! fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to maccas for lunch afterwards, coz i've got toastmasters toms evening, and i'm kinda doubting the horrid parents will lemme buy any dinner afterwards! >< damn that kris. :( anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 72c

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2496. lol, almost 2.5 grand. XD righteo, continuing events?
-well, i told vincent the physio shouldn't he park somewhere else, not his wife, coz he's not pregnant, she is! but he replied that the short walk was good exercise for her. lol, fair enough.
-once PIG mum tootled us home, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and get all the washing off the clothesline, before finally letting me plop online for about twenty minutes before carol arrived, five minutes early. then PIG mum kept carol yakking for the next ten minutes.
-carol Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle. i got creamed then carol rekitted me, before Forcing me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-first, i munched one yummy pear while carol cleaned the bathroom, then we both enjoyed a serve of aunty winnie's delicious turnip cake! :D i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after we'd finished, carol went and washed the dishes. she started massaging ela just after 5:25, painting her sth like turnip colour with chinese mushroom dots today.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back on wednesday, and is having chips, one huge chicken wing and salad for dinner tonight.
-i just finished listening to/watching nine's news bulletin, gonna get my NRL news now.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, else it's just UQ physio for me toms and toastmasters toms night!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, November 20, 2011

monday post 72b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2242 and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the next ten minutes till 8am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling john doe2 and returning to sleep with him.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever.
-after breakfast, i went once more to the loo before PIG mum tootled me off to a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-and 'twas a disastrous session. >< not only did he force me to stand on the bloody wobble board for about five minutes, i also fell over and lost erf's shoe! >< of course, 'twas too slippery to stand wearing just a sock, so i peeled that off too. XD
-hey, carol's here, i'll bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 72

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding only 491 steps today (more to come later, i promise!); secondly, TWFT topic's 'thirsty for god' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online when i get back from that stupid TAFE course!! but it's almost time to leave, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post70d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3082. score, i'm over three grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-cake time! dad and uncle yuk tai went to light the candles on aunty a's birthday cake, then we all sang the birthday song for her. :) lol, though, coz she only had four candles on her birthday cake, but still took two puffs to blow them out! XD
-i munched two slices. my compliments to the chef - aunty po yee! this cake actually contained some sweetness! (unlike the last cake i ate; reverend lam's chocolate coloured but absolutely tasteless cake :P)
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: yup, torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the morning, stupid TAFE in the arvo, and carol coming to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post70c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2919. lol, almost three grand! XD righteo, continuing events?
-uncle yuk tai arrived next, followed last by aunty a.
-over @ the gobbling :P table, we all sang the happy birthday song for aunty a and uncle chi wah. then, we tucked into dinner!
-i ate: maybe just over 0.5 a bowl of rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some trout, some of aunty po yee's awesome meat brisket, a lil yummy chicken and one juicy mushroom, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with one yummy wine goblet of juice. i tried PIG mum's champagne - DISGUSTING! XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before i returned online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-the adults are all yakking away right now; i presume ying and lik are watching television.
-toms: yup, torture session, stupid TAFE, and carol coming to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post70b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2730. righteo, continuing today's events?
-only kwany came over today! julz was @ that debriefing for her upcoming mission trip, see.
-after using the loo once, we settled down and watched house. bear bear watched with me; rainbow watched with kwany!
-after house, we watched kung fu hustle. sorry, kwany, 'twas a spectacularly bad movie. XD
-i walked kwany out, thankws him for spending the arvo with me.
-then PIG mum ordered i shower. poor ela. ><
-i washed my hair today. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like forty times. i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum finishing with my footwear.
-back outside, i returned online, and uncle chi wah's family arrived for dinner! just waiting for aunty a, now.
-again, dunno if i can come back after dinner, but yup: it's a torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio, then that stupid TAFE course in the arvo. righteo, if i don't come back online tonight, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, November 19, 2011

sunday post70

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2436 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'faith and fantasy (2)'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online after my visitors leave (that's presuming i get some today XD)!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more around 6:20am this morning. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling john doe2 and returning to sleep with him.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever.
-afterwards, i went and did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< dunno why, i'd been all fine yesterday ... ><
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-thankfully, PIG mum told dad to drop me off near the little house, meaning a shorter walk for me to bible study.
-our last bible study for the year! 'twas good that serena made it. :) PIG mum and i both went to the loo once first.
-uncle chong raced through the last three chaptersof the 'come follow me' series.
-afterwards, PIG mum and i went to the bathroom again, then dad drove me to the church hall.
-i went downstairs, enjoyed a bikkie and chatted to vicky.
-little kiddies are always the cutest! and we made this piece of paper with buildings for craft with uncle calvin! much thanks to aunty peggy who helped me with mine. :)
-lol, i drew windows over my buildings, but uncle calvin said that modern day buildings don't have windows, just sheer glass walls! i wrote 'Q1' over the top of my tallest building; uncle calvin looked @ it and said "you left out the spire." so i added that in. XD but hmph, he only gave me sixty-five points for mine! he gave someone else ninety! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo when we left, and *sigh* again, dad tootled us straight home for lunch.
-just more of tessa's fried rice and juice. dad was too immersed in watching some racecars to notice anything else. :P
-after lunch, i plopped online.
-well, julz has already said she can't come visit me this arvo coz she needs to attend some meeting before she goes on her mission trip to india!but hopefully, someone else will come instead; i wanna watch the house episode that PIG mum kindly taped for me two days ago!
-also, i mightn't come back online tonight, coz we're holding aunty a her early birthday party!
-toms: prolly a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, then that stupid TAFE course. carol's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-well, if i don't come back online tonight, hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post69c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2034. nice, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-yup, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, while i watched SBS's world news.
-dinner afterwards: more of tessa's yummy fried rice, plus some fish, lotsa yummy beans and lotsa yummy wombok. dinner was washed down with one little cup of soya bean milk! 'twas a present from our neighbour, aunty emily! lol, one day, i will get around to writing a post about soya bean milk. XD
-PIG mum went with me to the loo once after, then i popped online.
-i'm just reading some of the fanfiction i wrote before god destroyed my life; hey, it's actually quite interesting!
-i went once more to the loo just as PIG mum decided to plod her own twenty minutes on the treadmill. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: just church. it's the last bible study for the year! then afterwards, i'm telling the story for the lil kiddies! fingers crossed (but hopes aren't up) that dad'll take us somewhere for lunch where i can have some CHIPS! seriously, i don't wanna wait one entire fortnight before i can get my hands on some again! ><
-also hope i'll get some visitors toms arvo! isn't darren lockyer's last ever match on? if so, i've gotta watch that! (therefore fingers crossed that it's kwany coming over. XD)
-is aunty a coming over for her early birthday party? if so, must remember to write her her birthday card toms arvo! righteo, hope to seeeveryone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post69b

hello again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1108. yeah, i'm just over one grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-the new carer arrived @ 4:30, not 4pm. she's from workpac, and she's chinese!
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to sheung jie who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before sheung jie flipped off the nice hot water, she dried me and i had another tinkle. i got creamed, then sheung jie rekitted me, me having one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, sheung jie led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-okay, i was pissed. i complain that one slice of cheese is ENTIRELY too thin, but dad, for some reason, only gave me HALF A SLICE! >< but sheung jie made me one mug of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, which i took as my cup to drink 'incorrectly'.
-sh*t, PIG mum's gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, November 18, 2011

saturday post69

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 879 steps and secondly, TWFT topic's 'faith and fantasy (1)." righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-at SHINE fellowship last night, we played charades! lol, i got 'daniel', and i just opened my mouth wide and pretended to roar, and dr. dr. tai immediately got it! XD
-for worship, i sang the harmony for the english song.
-we had prayer time before splitting into bible study, and i admit i got a lil tearful when i shared about how i found out my literary skills had deteriorated. >< but dr. dr. tai got me a tissue, then she, claudia and vicky all prayed for me. :) i apologised for getting teary on them afterwards, but they all said 'twas fine. :)
-last night, we continued our bible study about fellowship. huge thanks to thomas who printed out all the bible verses out for me in larger font. :)
-also thanks to vicky who helped me once to the loo around 9:30pm. i managed fine by myself, even letting era open the tap lotsa times.
-turns out SHINE fellowship will ended for 2011 soon. i mean, only one more month until thomas and daphne's little princess will come out! :D
-dad tootled me home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-sat: another awesome sleep last night! i didn't use the pot :P until PIG mum came into my room to gimmee some eyegoo before leaving for work.
-then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling john doe2 and returning to sleep with him, waking briefly to use the pot :P once more.
-when tess arrived, she gave me like twenty more minutes sleep! XD
-after using the pot :P once more for two tinkles, tess led me over to brush my teeth, after which i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-wow! today dad made ham and eggs with spam ham!lol, i've forgotten how many months before i ask/hope for it again. one, two, four, six? anyways, i enjoyed it with one slice of cheese, drinking one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, tess massaged ela for like forty-five minutes while i re-read through the little kiddies story that i'm telling toms.
-tess and i had a chat, and i got a lil tearful over me not being able to understand my own vocab. ><
-but around midday, tess took me to the toilet once more, then made me a mug of warm milo, sweetened with a lil sugar. i beat the eggs for tess, then she went and cooked me fried rice! while she did that, i rang both aunty lai and aunty nga. aunty lai told me that little mickey pig's learning to play the piano with one hand now!
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving. for lunch, i enjoyed half a bowl of fried rice plus lotsa tomato and one cup of juice that tess had made with our juice press!
-PIG mum arrived safely home, took me to the loo once then i tootled online.
-CODA rang, said that amanda was sick and some new lady would come. she should arrive soon (like, fifteen minutes).
-well, over arvo tea, i must remember to write aunty a her birthday card!
-fingers crossed i can return online tonight, else it's just church toms. it's the last bible study for 2011! wish we could have some chips for lunch, but hey, hopes aren't up. :( but hopefully, kwany'll come and visit me and we can watch the episode of house i hope PIG mum taped for me last night!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 68d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3390. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum wanted to gleefully force me to practise piano, but instead, i went to the bathroom and did another messy stinky unspeakable. ><
-meaning PIG mum let me off the piano practice and instead gleefully forced me on posture exercises for ten minutes. dad wandered over to chuck a cow @ me. ><
-dinner was yucky rice (meaning, white rice with red rice scattered throughout), three slices of cucumber and like two slivers of pork soup. dinner was washed down with half a mug of plain water, then i returned online to type this.
-heading off to SHINE fellowship soon! we're doing the last bible study~
-and tess comes @ 10am toms. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 68c

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday's now 3290. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower, then left aunty lucia and i to it.
-actually, 'twasn't a nice HOT shower, just a nice WET one, coz it's already too hot for a hot shower! and it's only spring ... gosh, we're really gonna melt once summer hits! ><
-hairwash today, also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got lightly creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when aunty lucia was doing elf's AFO straps.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i left PIG mum the biscuit that was coated with sugar, and had the scotch finger one myself. aunty lucia poured me almost one mug of water, i drank that as the cup for today i could drink 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum came downstairs. she and aunty lucia yakked until 5:50, when i asked aunty lucia to please take me to the loo once more.
-just listening to nine news simulcast right now.
-dunno if i'll get to come back online afterwards, but yeah: SHINE fellowship tonight, tess coming @ 10am toms and hopefully sharon @ 4pm. nope, PIG mum says it's amanda. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, November 17, 2011

friday post 68b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday's now 3032. yeah, i'm just over three grand. :) righteo, today's events?
-unsurprisingly, after yesterday's physio then night out, i was buggered and slept all the way before dad left for work and came into my room to kiss me good-bye before leaving for work before waking to use the pot :P once.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes (well, my count only said 13.5, but PIG mum said i'd fallen back asleep and to get up RIGHT NOW ><), i used the pot :P for two tinkles before PIG mum said we were running late and ordered me back into bed.
-still, 'running late' still gave her plenty of time to gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully force poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was my yummy little pandan stick. the inside really was green! the cold horlicks, i drank 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the car and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.
-once PIG mum turned into logan road, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening them once PIG mum entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for about five minutes, ela also opening and closing her palm for a count of ten one hundred times.
-@ UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then *FAINTS* even handed me one of the new mags that margit had placed in the waiting room! the magazine was called sth like 'country life'.
-yup, my new physio student's canto! she's about one year younger than me; the one who walked me into the gym about one year older than me.
-some bottom lifts, sit-to-stands and mat work was what i did today.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, then tootled me off to see naz for some lunch. :)
-while i was waiting in line, hannah looked up, saw me and mouthed "hello!", smiling. :) i waved back~
-one yummy burrito later, PIG mum drove us home. i went to the loo once, then plopped online. lol, naz asked me, 'how come you're having a microwaved kebab? that's all a burrito is!" i grinned sheepishly, and answered, "coz i like all the corn chips you give me!' naz laughed, 'next time, just get a kebab, and i'll throw in some corn chips for you!" XD
-only a tummyacje hit and i went and did a messy stinky unspeakable. ><
-and aunty lucia's here twenty minutes early today!
-well, i'm off to SHINE fellowship tonight, then tessa's coming toms. can't remember who's coming toms arvo, but hope someone comes! fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards and get my naruto fix, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 68

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2506 steps today (phew, i'm just over 2.5 grand! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'keep your priorities in place' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-trudy was the new carer from staffing options! she's the same age as uncle/pastor chong, has two boys and one girl (all in their thirties), has three cats and lives all the way out @ ippy.
-so after a quick shower, trudy and i hit garbo!
-i pushed sparkless into the library, grabbed myself a novel by feist, then transferred myself to an armchair and happily read till 6:15, when trudy tapped me and said, "em, it's 6:15." lol, i hadn't even seen her come back! she was knitting sth for her granddaughter, she told me.
-trudy took me once to the loo before i pushed sparkless into foodcourt.
-i got exactly the same as what i ate last fortnight. trudy got some tempura thing from hanaichi, and drank some melon and strawberry thing from boostjuice.
-after dinner, trudy took me once more to the bathroom, then we went to buy the two birthday cards from the newsagency.
-lol, there was this one of a dog, sitting in front of a clear glass cup with some false teeth inside. inside, the card said, "happy birthday, thexy." neither trudy nor i understood what that meant, and asked the front counter. the girl laughed, then explained, "it means happy birthday, SEXY. but coz all his teeth have fallen out, the words aren't clear." XD luckily we asked and i didn't buy that cardfor mr. hall! XD
-one dollar and five cents was enough for me to buy a little pandan stick from breadtop for breakfast this morning. :)
-but alas, not enough for a soft serve. but instead, trudy shouted me! :D she had one too, and got them covered with topping first! yumyum!!
-borders has been replaced with a dick smith electronics! we went inside, had a look, and even brought back some pamphlet about the ipad2!
-we were gonna visit toysrus and check out the teddies, but the store had already closed, cheat! instead, trudy took me once more to the bathroom (era got her final chance to open the tap lotsa times) then tootled us home.
-repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz.
today: sure enough - brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

thursday post 69b

hello again! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1868, but i'm still owed TEN MINUTES minutes online for another day!! *sigh* the list gets ever longer ... >< anyways, continuing today's events?
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix before letting me sit. the weetbix i enjoyed with a tiny, short and thin streak of honey.
-i went and did my stinky unspeakable afterwards, also leaning against the side rail and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-cherrish arrived, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out and run through interview questions with her.
-PIG mum also took me once more to the loo before cherrish drove us off to the interview place @ underwood. lol, it's honestly hilarious that PIG mum only ever helps me with my seatbelt whenever she can see someone watching her. XD
-thirty more mins! typetypetype~
-during the drive, cherrish and PIG mum yakked, while era helped ela stretch silently for ten minutes.
-phew, the interview place was on ground level. :)
-and it wasn't really an interview! the lady explained that they were after someone to ring those who'd already bought their services, and see how things were going.
-dunno why PIG mum wouldn't take me to the loo once before we left.
-actually, yes i did: that way, she got to gleefully force me to do everything when cherrish dropped us off back home.
-i read my book club novel for awhile when we got back, while PIG mum snored on the couch. not sure why she was tired, though. i mean, cherrish had been the driver, not her! funny thing, though, once she heard dearest dad arrive home, she immediately bounced up to meet him, like she'd been up all along. XD
-lunch was some banana and half a egg and ham sandwich, with half a mug of water.
-i plopped online briefly after lunch until PIG mum said 'twas time to head off.
-one more loo trip for me (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself) then PIG mum tootled me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-'twas a good session! XD i didn't fall, nor did vincent gleefully force me to just stand. in fact, he told me that his baby would share one word of my chinese name! the 'yin' part. i told him that i'd stop praying for him to get seriously FRIED by lightning, and instead pray that he'd win several trillions of dollars @ the gold lotto so his family could bugger off overseas forever and leave me alone! he laughed, then asked if we could still remain friends. my response:"only if you don't make me do physio!" XD actually, he's even said he'll lemme HOLD his precious bub!
-best of all, he let ela grab a mint mentos before i left, which i happily sucked while PIG mum tootled us home. then i returned online.
-well, trudy's coming in about fifteen minutes. hope she's nice, coz we're going to garbo together!
-toms; UQ physio. fingers crossed i can see naz for a kebab afterwards, then it's aunty lucia coming to shower me in the arvo @ 5pm, then SHINE fellowship @ night. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 69

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1178 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'in the worship zone' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES when i get back home from a torture session with vincent the bloody physio!! >< anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when dearest dad left for work.
-then i was too excited to fall back asleep again! i did use the pot :P twice more, though.
-lol, i've just wiled away my time playing bejeweled! XD anyways, bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post81c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @2027. nice, i'm even over two grand. :) righteo, final, final events for today?
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, 'twas to immediately and gleefully force poor em offline.
-thus followed more than forty minutes of forced posture exercises, exercises for poor ela and piano practice. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved piano playing, even after the cruel and unfaithful god cruelly snatched that ability away from me. ><
-afterwards was more suffering. >< PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. even worse, i couldn't count if PIG mum plodded her own twenty, coz after i'd finished, dad went on @ me, saying i needed to return to primary school grade one? not really sure what he meant ...?
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, some mince and one yummy chinese mushroom, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with another DISGUSTING mug of soup; gosh, i really hope the parents'll finish that soup when i'm out @ garbo toms night! oh actually, it'll still be there, coz i forgot: whenever i get to eat out, PIG mum MUST eat out also. well, fingers crossed i won't haveta drink it on friday! XD
-i went to the loo once more after dinner. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who once again considered her own dinner more important to her than watching her own severly disabled daughter walk safely to the loo and back. but i stayed there for two tinkles, leaning against the side rail and asking percy the saint/angel to please help me through the rest of tonight.
-i came back online, the parents reminding me that i haveta go to bed @ 9:30. *sigh*
-toms: i'm going to woodridge for a job interview! cherrish will come with us, fingers crossed it's more successful than last time (which was a dismal failure. ><) can we go out for lunch afterwards? but i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the arvo. >< if i survive that, i'm going out to garbo toms night! must remember to ask dad to please take PIG mum out to dinner. i'm sure he will. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post81b

hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1056. yeah, i'm just over one grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-carol came about four minutes late today, but PIG mum kept her talking for like the next ten minutes!
-finally, though, carol Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice warm shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's laces. then, after rinsing under the chair once for me, carol Forced me to walk to the kitchen to make my toastie.
-sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i squirted the mayo, and wrote '2!! :o('. carol had a good laugh @ me. XD
-my cuppa tea, white and two, i drank 'incorrectly'. after i finished, carol massaged ela for around thirty-five minutes, painting her ham pink/cheese yellow with mayo white dots today.
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. she's having vegetarian pasta with red sauce for dinner tonight and will come back on monday.
-i'm just listening to nine's news right now.
-oh! after my shower, when i was getting dressed, someone rang! think i'll haveta go to underwood for a job interview toms ... hope sth good happens!
-righteo, hopefully cya tonight! otherwise, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

wednesday post81

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 683 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'confront your fears (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-lol, i think i've finally figured it out: i get awesome sleeps after i've had a physio session! XD fair enough, they do leave me totally buggered out ...
-but i slept happily until like thirty minutes before aunty wendy arrived!
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent some time leaning against the side rail and having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after PIG mum had gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap five times. then she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me one weetbix (the last from the box) from the box, before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with one exceedingly thin and exceedingly short streak of honey.
-after breakfast, i happily read my book club novel, until aunty wendy served me lunch @ 12:30. actually, she'd brought me one can of tinned tuna, but i don't like salsa! XD instead, i enjoyed two crumbed fish with mayo. aunty wendy also made me some salad with lotsa grated carrot and lotsa lettuce leaves, then i drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-i rang dearest dad, who was @ mcwhirters, and CODA. alice told me that it should be cathy taking me out to garbo toms night. must remember to buy birthday cards for aunty a and mr. hall! then cherish rang and said that she'd drop by.
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once just as cherrish arrived, and we yakked for about thirty minutes. cherrish says she's actually looking into some interpreting jobs for me!
-aunty wendy continued massaging ela when cherrish left (i patted her tummy and said hello to baby isaiah XD; cherrish says he's been very active, lately!) then aunty wendy took me once to the loo for two tinkles when PIG mum arrived home.
-then i turned on the computer and plopped online.
-first, i found a story to tell the lil kiddies on sunday!
-and now yay, i've got almost got forty minutes for myself; fanfiction, here i come! XD righteo, hope to see everyone tonight, else it's just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms then someone taking me out to garbo toms night! finally, after one entire fortnight, i'm getting CHIPS!! XD
cheers,
em. ^^
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tuesday post69c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2410. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when dad called dinner, he refused to walk behind me to the table. >< but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-dinner was rice, lotsa ... wombok? some ... chicken/fish? (lol, i'm doing spectacularly well tonight @ remembering! XD), one big mushroom and one little mushroom. dinner was washed down with one mug of really DISGUSTING soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then, dad ordered i complete one sudoku. only problem was, i couldn't find any pencil darker than a HB! with the crappy eyesight's god has left me with, i need @ least a 2B to see well! ><
-instead, i went to the loo and came back online, without falling over. :)
-well, PIG mum should be back home soon.
-toms: my day of sleeping in! :D hopefully till 10am, @ least. XD
-also hope PIG mum'll have some decent lunch ready for me when aunty wendy comes over! or that aunty wendy will bring some for me~
-oh, and since carol's coming to shower me in the arvo, fingers crossed PIG mum'll also bring me back two sushi rolls for arvo tea!
-best of all, ice-cream night tonight! like i always say, one barely level spoonful's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post69b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2215. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-the big failure about the tofu was that 'twas covered with peanut paste! >< but much thanks to PIG mum who sliced off the peanut butter off and gave me the remaining tofu. :)
-after lunch, PIG mum took me once to the loo (failure was that they didn't have a disabled toilet ><)then ronnie jie jie tootled us home.
-before tootling online, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside and collect all the washing before i was allowed to plop online.
-amanda arrived a few minutes early today. i stayed online till 4pm, then held amanda's hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice wet (it's too hot for a nice hot shower! XD) shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. amanda rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after amanda rinsed under the chair once for me, i held her hand and went out to make my arvo tea.
-score, amanda lemme make the perfect arvo tea! two cheese, ham and mayo. :) that's thrice this month already! :D the toastie was cut into four triangles, and we both enjoyed a cuppa, mine white and two and my official one for today to hold 'incorrectly', hers just white.
-after i finished munching, amanda washed the dishes then came back and massaged ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her dark blue with white spots today. lol, i'm suspecting that she's actually chinese - she's having rice and chicken for dinner tonight! XD and her daughter's graduating high school this friday!!
-amanda took me to the loo once more before she left. she's coming back this saturday.
-i listened to nine's news, then went to the loo once more around 6:30pm. dad was outside doing sth noisy.
-well, PIG mum's gone to some seminar thing; dunno when she'll get back.
-fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight! else it's just aunty wendy coming to mind me for three hours late morning, then carol to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hopefully cya tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^