good afternoon!firstly, TWFT topic's 'following in the footsteps of jesus', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2422 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed exactly ONE HOUR online tonight after jeannine leaves! but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
-when dad kissed me goodbye this morning, he promised to kiss all the places dr. lin stabbed :P with her needles all better. :) i asked him please to put jimmy out in the sun to bake coz i wanted both him and bear bear to cuddle when the new decade arrives. dad left for work @ 7:55am, and i cuddled emperor and snored my head off with him until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, and spent the thirty-odd seconds left before PIG mum THUNDERED :P back in having a quiet chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today with
-i swung myself over to the pot:P for two tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one tiny sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with half a drop of honey. i drank the entire mugful of water afterwards, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i did my stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. era looks after ela everytime we exit the house; ela's not scared that the evil garage door frame will cut her and make her bleed anymore. :)
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. i went once to the toilet when i arrived; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the waiting area, where she was her usual horrible self who refused to pass me one gossip magazine before she flounced off to pay. luckily, there were two older guys sitting in the waiting room just like me; one of them kindly passed me a woman's weekly magazine.
-nick came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside.
-we started off with some reaching work for era; placing balls into a basket. hey, i reckon my abysmal aim has improved somewhat! :P
-then i fell down :P onto my hands and knees and tossed the balls into the basket. ann served as my ball boy. :P
-nick then Forced me to walk along the corridor while ann snapped photos. sometimes, i had my tongue sticking out; other times, she snapped off my head entirely! o_O :P
-back inside the gym, ann immediately downloaded the photos onto the computer; nick Forced me to walk over to the computer table and let me sit down to take a look @ them.
-i handed ann her card and chocolates; we hugged. ann said we could stay in contact through katrina, who's coming back to work already!
-PIG mum tootled us off to buranda for lunch and my pincushion practice session.
-she parked upstairs, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to pizza capers.
-we tried a new pizza this time - troppo! basically, it's just Hawaiian with added bacon! i drank one 500mL bottle of juicy tea; PIG mum stuck with the tried and trusted orange juice. we traded slurps.
-we not only bumped into dr. lin again - she was on her way to the newsagency - but we bumped into alice again too! her lucky daughter had her bday party @ movieworld/dreamworld!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the buranda medical clinic. i sat down and browsed some gossip magazine until dr. lin called me inside and turned me into a pincushion. >< :Pshe also had a look @ my left ear - head midget's safe now, but now my left ear is about to fall off! >< but don't worry, ela already lifted herself up and patted my left ear goodbye. :P lol, when i rang dearest dad just before lunch, i wailed @ him how my poor left ear was about to fall off; he was so concerned he immediately asked PIG mum! :P
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once after acupuncture, then i went over to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum used the bathroom herself.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back to the 4WD, and tootled us home. almost forgot, BTW, happy erf sat sideways all day. :) i don't mind, coz she always remembers to straighten up and face forward whenever we near a red traffic light.
-back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer table, and i tootled online.
-well, jeannine should arrive in about three minutes; i'll just send a facebook message to the dents telling them that i've received their latest postcard! hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, October 31, 2010
sunday post26d
hello again! sorry, when nature calls, you haveta listen. >< look on the bright side; it just meant that PIG got another chance to gleefully force me to do everything, and em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4539. and i just spoke to madam hippo. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post26c
good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4368. righteo, final events for today?
-dad tootled us home. i went to the toilet once; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.then i tootled online until my visitors arrived!
-lol, we spent the arvo singing westlife kareoke! thanks to heidi who led me once to the loo, and also poured me half a mug of water to drink.
-speaking of toilets, when aunty a walked me to the toilet after service today, i asked her please just to wait outside for me - but she left! so i just leant against the door until she returned, saying a sheepish :i forgot." :p
-unfortunately, PIG mum came downstairs, and my guests complied with her and stuck a horrible andy hui disc in. >< but they didn't sing nasally, and i just watched the bottom right hand corner of the screen, so i didn't haveta watch his ugly face. :p
-i walked my guests out to the door, said my byes and thanks to them. then i went once to the toilet for several tinkles, before the parents ordered showertime.
-lol, i had a mixed temperature shower today - i turned the water hotter, only to have PIG mum turn the water back colder. :p but i washed my hair, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub my various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks and shoes, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the computer table, where i tootled online until aunty a arrived for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy/little tong vegetable, one tiny slice of pork, and two thin strips of yummy chicken that dad had marinated with hoisin sauce. zero thanks to heartless PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after dinner; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i popped online, and uncle colbert's arrived for a chat/to treat PIG mum's/dearest dad's hand.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i've printed a card for ann, who's leaving! :( and i've asked PIG mum to please buy her some chocolate.
-pincushion practice afterwards! hopefully we can head somewhere yummy for lunch first~
-jeannine's coming @ 4pm. remember, i get a toastie today, to make up for yesterday! and i haveta start doing sudoku again! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the weekend's seventeen.
-dad tootled us home. i went to the toilet once; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.then i tootled online until my visitors arrived!
-lol, we spent the arvo singing westlife kareoke! thanks to heidi who led me once to the loo, and also poured me half a mug of water to drink.
-speaking of toilets, when aunty a walked me to the toilet after service today, i asked her please just to wait outside for me - but she left! so i just leant against the door until she returned, saying a sheepish :i forgot." :p
-unfortunately, PIG mum came downstairs, and my guests complied with her and stuck a horrible andy hui disc in. >< but they didn't sing nasally, and i just watched the bottom right hand corner of the screen, so i didn't haveta watch his ugly face. :p
-i walked my guests out to the door, said my byes and thanks to them. then i went once to the toilet for several tinkles, before the parents ordered showertime.
-lol, i had a mixed temperature shower today - i turned the water hotter, only to have PIG mum turn the water back colder. :p but i washed my hair, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub my various body parts fifty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks and shoes, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back to the computer table, where i tootled online until aunty a arrived for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy/little tong vegetable, one tiny slice of pork, and two thin strips of yummy chicken that dad had marinated with hoisin sauce. zero thanks to heartless PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of aloe vera drink 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after dinner; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-i popped online, and uncle colbert's arrived for a chat/to treat PIG mum's/dearest dad's hand.
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i've printed a card for ann, who's leaving! :( and i've asked PIG mum to please buy her some chocolate.
-pincushion practice afterwards! hopefully we can head somewhere yummy for lunch first~
-jeannine's coming @ 4pm. remember, i get a toastie today, to make up for yesterday! and i haveta start doing sudoku again! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the final spam count for the weekend's seventeen.
sunday post26b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4415. oh, and TWFT topic's "it's only money" and the spam count for the week's now sixteen. righteo, events for today?
-PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, and when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny spot of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and dad wouldn't lemme listen to any music as he drove us to church.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the service hall.
-shane was talking! the good thing was, we didn't have any worship. shane gave us part two of god's extreme makeover.
-i used the bathroom once then took a seat out in the sun for morning tea. thanks to aunty a who made me a cuppa, some random aunty that passed me one chunk of bread with a lil marg, and a random granny who passed me two crackers.
-i had a yak with aunty kitty! she invited me to her restaurant @ beenleigh for a meal one day!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back up to the service hall. pole and letty sat with me. :) aunty a sat behind us.
-shane gave another talk! but we had worship this time, and i had to stand for all of it - five songs today. >< i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course, but did clap along for one song.
-communion afterwards, then PIG mum took me once to the loo before dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. but argh, he parked down @ the end of the store again, so PIG mum could gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. ><
-@ least we didn't haveta eat @ cafe mi again. :) dad lemme eat half of some chicken burger from hungry jacks - but i got half a packet of chips! :D usually i only score in the single digits, see. i also drank one yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl.
-hey, dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, and when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one tiny spot of honey. i took one small gulp from the required mug of water 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and dad wouldn't lemme listen to any music as he drove us to church.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the service hall.
-shane was talking! the good thing was, we didn't have any worship. shane gave us part two of god's extreme makeover.
-i used the bathroom once then took a seat out in the sun for morning tea. thanks to aunty a who made me a cuppa, some random aunty that passed me one chunk of bread with a lil marg, and a random granny who passed me two crackers.
-i had a yak with aunty kitty! she invited me to her restaurant @ beenleigh for a meal one day!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way back up to the service hall. pole and letty sat with me. :) aunty a sat behind us.
-shane gave another talk! but we had worship this time, and i had to stand for all of it - five songs today. >< i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course, but did clap along for one song.
-communion afterwards, then PIG mum took me once to the loo before dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. but argh, he parked down @ the end of the store again, so PIG mum could gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way to foodcourt. ><
-@ least we didn't haveta eat @ cafe mi again. :) dad lemme eat half of some chicken burger from hungry jacks - but i got half a packet of chips! :D usually i only score in the single digits, see. i also drank one yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl.
-hey, dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 30, 2010
sunday post26
hello! look, my guest for today has just arrived - so i'll try to bbl tonight, okies? i've been hard @ work plodding 4123 steps so far, BTW.
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post25d
unfortunately, nature called. >< meaning my final plodding total for saturday's now 2833. woohoo, i still got about thirty minutes for some reading, yeah!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post25c
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2673. righteo, final events for today?
- dad saw me to the toilet. of course he forced me to do everything myself. then i tootled online awaiting jeannine's arrival.
-she came @ 4pm, and led me over to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-that's right, unless mother sends me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com) and says i'm not allowed to, from thursday i'll write when i tinkled and stuff. but i promise to try and remember to ask the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P to please rinse the floor for me afterwards.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor once for me before she led me back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my yummy sausage bun!!! :D i also drank one cup of tea, whitesweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine said she'd give ela a massage @ 5:30, but when i asked her please to @ 5:30, she went to wash the dishes first, meaning she didn't start til 5:35. next time, i'll ask her please to @ 5:25. ela got painted dark blue with yellow dots today, BTW.
-@ 5:50, jeannine took me once more to the loo before she left @ 6pm. she'll be back on monday, and toms she's going shopping to buy her daughter's boyfriend a birthday present. she's working until 10pm tonight, actually, with some old lady from fairfield that's got rheumatoid(sp?) arthritis and/or dementia.
-i watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. when that finished, i returned my attention to sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me to the toilet once for four tinkles.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber and several thin small slices of yummy pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-toms: just church. we'll start again with bible study - the last for this year, i think - followed by service in the main hall. hopefully, we won't haveta stand for worship, not that i'm gonna sing anything out aloud anyways. sadly, morning tea's now a thing of the past for me, coz i'm not willing to drag myself downstairs for two bikkies and a cup of cordial just to hike all the way back up afterwards for service. not only that, heartless PIG mum's said that i can't bring my own packet of bikkies to munch on, either. :(
-we'll prolly hit plaza for lunch. i wish dad would just park under foodcourt where the bloody disabled carpark is, and not @ sunnybank oriental just so PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way up to foodcourt! final wish is that we won't haveta eat @ cafe mi again; actually, i think cafe mi has quite yummy food, it's just that i honestly don't like how dad only orders two meal for three people. just means i don't get lots. :( i also hope someone will come visit me toms arvo! but if i get the chance, i wanna ask uncle kelvin cham if they could please keep coming into next year, coz i think the current roster's almost up. anyways, i've got almost fifty-five minutes left to burn, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
- dad saw me to the toilet. of course he forced me to do everything myself. then i tootled online awaiting jeannine's arrival.
-she came @ 4pm, and led me over to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-that's right, unless mother sends me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com) and says i'm not allowed to, from thursday i'll write when i tinkled and stuff. but i promise to try and remember to ask the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P to please rinse the floor for me afterwards.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor once for me before she led me back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my yummy sausage bun!!! :D i also drank one cup of tea, whitesweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine said she'd give ela a massage @ 5:30, but when i asked her please to @ 5:30, she went to wash the dishes first, meaning she didn't start til 5:35. next time, i'll ask her please to @ 5:25. ela got painted dark blue with yellow dots today, BTW.
-@ 5:50, jeannine took me once more to the loo before she left @ 6pm. she'll be back on monday, and toms she's going shopping to buy her daughter's boyfriend a birthday present. she's working until 10pm tonight, actually, with some old lady from fairfield that's got rheumatoid(sp?) arthritis and/or dementia.
-i watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor. when that finished, i returned my attention to sudoku.
-PIG mum came downstairs and took me to the toilet once for four tinkles.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber and several thin small slices of yummy pork. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-toms: just church. we'll start again with bible study - the last for this year, i think - followed by service in the main hall. hopefully, we won't haveta stand for worship, not that i'm gonna sing anything out aloud anyways. sadly, morning tea's now a thing of the past for me, coz i'm not willing to drag myself downstairs for two bikkies and a cup of cordial just to hike all the way back up afterwards for service. not only that, heartless PIG mum's said that i can't bring my own packet of bikkies to munch on, either. :(
-we'll prolly hit plaza for lunch. i wish dad would just park under foodcourt where the bloody disabled carpark is, and not @ sunnybank oriental just so PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way up to foodcourt! final wish is that we won't haveta eat @ cafe mi again; actually, i think cafe mi has quite yummy food, it's just that i honestly don't like how dad only orders two meal for three people. just means i don't get lots. :( i also hope someone will come visit me toms arvo! but if i get the chance, i wanna ask uncle kelvin cham if they could please keep coming into next year, coz i think the current roster's almost up. anyways, i've got almost fifty-five minutes left to burn, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 29, 2010
saturday post25b
good afternoon! yup, i did end up using the toilet once more, and yup, dad did gleefully force me to do everything, including washing ela with soap for thirty seconds. but i washed era back for thirty seconds, too. anyways, my new final plodding total for saturday's now `2235, and i'm owed FIVE MINUTES online after jeannine leaves. righteo, hopefylly i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post25
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2080 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'know your life's vision" and thirdly, em's still owed TWO MINUTES online tonight! lol, which means that if PIG mum allows me back online, i sign into my e-mail, maybe read one, and that's about tim's up. :P anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner, which was lotsa cos lettuce and some pork. she also gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car and dad tootled me off to church, again choosing this time to gimme my weekly tirade. >< i haven't learnt yet - should i just sit and take it, or should give it back?
-as usual, uni fellowship started super late again - thirty minutes late, this time.
-one thing i'll miss about uni fellowship - no-one forces me to stand for worship. not that i sung anything out aloud, of course. i'll start singing again mid next year.
-we broke into groups and had to do a skit of two stories combined! we got job's story and the story of moses crossing the red sea.
-then we sat together and reflected on this year @ uni fellowship. we also had to share about what spiritual gifts god had given us, and mine was simple: my life. god could have so very easily killed me with that bloody brain tumour, see.
-dr. lee prayed for us to finish, and that was uni fellowship done with for another year!
-almost forgot: julz supervised me to the loo once around 8:30pm. @ first, i was gonna ask her did she and sam really split, but then thought the better of that.
-outside, joey made me a mini sausage bun with a tiny chunk of cheese! someone else also passed me a cracker.
-dad tootled me home, thankfully silent this time.
-repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine. zzz.
-saturday: PIG mum again ignored me when i asked her if tess and i could please go out to the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me. >< that's the SIXTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK that she's refused! ><
-but i snored with emperor until tess came promptly @ 10am. she didn't come inside and poke me awake with "ten more minutes" so i just kept happily sleeping, and when dad came inside and told me to get up immediately, i told him 'ten more minutes" then. dunno why he got so sh*tty with me and said i couldn't call him 'dad' anymore, but hey.
-but tess did gimme ten more minutes. :) then she dug me up, got me kitted and led me to the bathroom. thanks to tess who squirted out some toothpaste for me. after i brushed my teeth, tess led me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water; the first cup i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable'. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before holding me tightly and leading me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i got a ham and egg muffin for breakfast today! and another half muffin with sliced banana! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-yay, tess brought me her notebook to play with! so i typed her out another note, and played two games of purble place. i also proofread some assignment tess had.
-but evil dad's hidden the milo again. >< nevermind, tess just made me another cup of tea, the third i got to hold 'incorrectly' today.
-tess also gave ela a massage for awhile, painting her light blue with dark grey spots today.
-tess took me once more to the loo and left, just as vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< my torture session with him today was just standing only on elf, thrice for two minutes. luckily, no falls. :)
-lunch ... lol, i've forgotten! >< but PIG mum fed me one pocky stick and one mug of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz the parents only requested that ela sit on the table and didn't gleefully force her to hold the bowl.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer, and i tootled online.
-only nature calls! >< i'm chatting with dearest dad on facebook now, and i've asked him to please come downstairs so he can please watch me walk to the toilet. hope he'll come downstairs soon! anyways, just under one hour till jeannine arrives, i'll going for my naruto fix! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner, which was lotsa cos lettuce and some pork. she also gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car and dad tootled me off to church, again choosing this time to gimme my weekly tirade. >< i haven't learnt yet - should i just sit and take it, or should give it back?
-as usual, uni fellowship started super late again - thirty minutes late, this time.
-one thing i'll miss about uni fellowship - no-one forces me to stand for worship. not that i sung anything out aloud, of course. i'll start singing again mid next year.
-we broke into groups and had to do a skit of two stories combined! we got job's story and the story of moses crossing the red sea.
-then we sat together and reflected on this year @ uni fellowship. we also had to share about what spiritual gifts god had given us, and mine was simple: my life. god could have so very easily killed me with that bloody brain tumour, see.
-dr. lee prayed for us to finish, and that was uni fellowship done with for another year!
-almost forgot: julz supervised me to the loo once around 8:30pm. @ first, i was gonna ask her did she and sam really split, but then thought the better of that.
-outside, joey made me a mini sausage bun with a tiny chunk of cheese! someone else also passed me a cracker.
-dad tootled me home, thankfully silent this time.
-repeat the usual nightly bedtime routine. zzz.
-saturday: PIG mum again ignored me when i asked her if tess and i could please go out to the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me. >< that's the SIXTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK that she's refused! ><
-but i snored with emperor until tess came promptly @ 10am. she didn't come inside and poke me awake with "ten more minutes" so i just kept happily sleeping, and when dad came inside and told me to get up immediately, i told him 'ten more minutes" then. dunno why he got so sh*tty with me and said i couldn't call him 'dad' anymore, but hey.
-but tess did gimme ten more minutes. :) then she dug me up, got me kitted and led me to the bathroom. thanks to tess who squirted out some toothpaste for me. after i brushed my teeth, tess led me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water; the first cup i could hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable'. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era, before holding me tightly and leading me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i got a ham and egg muffin for breakfast today! and another half muffin with sliced banana! i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-yay, tess brought me her notebook to play with! so i typed her out another note, and played two games of purble place. i also proofread some assignment tess had.
-but evil dad's hidden the milo again. >< nevermind, tess just made me another cup of tea, the third i got to hold 'incorrectly' today.
-tess also gave ela a massage for awhile, painting her light blue with dark grey spots today.
-tess took me once more to the loo and left, just as vincent the bloody physio arrived. >< my torture session with him today was just standing only on elf, thrice for two minutes. luckily, no falls. :)
-lunch ... lol, i've forgotten! >< but PIG mum fed me one pocky stick and one mug of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' coz the parents only requested that ela sit on the table and didn't gleefully force her to hold the bowl.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the computer, and i tootled online.
-only nature calls! >< i'm chatting with dearest dad on facebook now, and i've asked him to please come downstairs so he can please watch me walk to the toilet. hope he'll come downstairs soon! anyways, just under one hour till jeannine arrives, i'll going for my naruto fix! fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 23b
good evening again! em's final plodding total for friday's now 2654, and the final spam count for the week's seventy-three. righteo, final events for tonight?
-nabuko Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. nabuko rinsed the floor for me - she forgot to put my shoes back on until i reminded her! :P - then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-nabuko made me one yummy toastie for lunch - sadly, only one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i've got PIG mum to thank (well, NOT thank) for that) - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles and one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko gave ela her massage @ 5:40, painting her silver again. she taught me that silver is 'gin iro' in japanese.
-nabuko took me once to the toilet @ 5:55 and got me changed for tonight. then i returned online, signed her off, said my thanks and byes, just as dearest dad got home. :)
-he doesn't have a belt to help my shrek costume, but oh well. i'll just stuff a pillow up my shirt and hope it won't fall out. :P
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. well, just as i type that sentence, the news cuts off. :P hey, channel seven's got shane webcke for their sport's report, channel nine has ian healy!
-anyways, i'm off soon. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-nabuko Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. nabuko rinsed the floor for me - she forgot to put my shoes back on until i reminded her! :P - then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-nabuko made me one yummy toastie for lunch - sadly, only one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i've got PIG mum to thank (well, NOT thank) for that) - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles and one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko gave ela her massage @ 5:40, painting her silver again. she taught me that silver is 'gin iro' in japanese.
-nabuko took me once to the toilet @ 5:55 and got me changed for tonight. then i returned online, signed her off, said my thanks and byes, just as dearest dad got home. :)
-he doesn't have a belt to help my shrek costume, but oh well. i'll just stuff a pillow up my shirt and hope it won't fall out. :P
-i'm just listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM. well, just as i type that sentence, the news cuts off. :P hey, channel seven's got shane webcke for their sport's report, channel nine has ian healy!
-anyways, i'm off soon. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 28, 2010
friday post 23
good evening! firstly, TWFT topic's 'get up and go again!', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2275 steps today, and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and SIXTEEN MINUTES online!!! righteo, today's events?
-when dearest dad kissed me good-bye this morning, he told me he had just washed bear bear for me. :)
-i kept sleeping until PIG mum dug me up.
-breakfast was three weetbix with a wee spot of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ah lam all day.
-off to your :P turn for physio.
-my session with emma was basically standing barefoot and stretching elf's calf. re-socked and shoed, emma Forced me on several laps along the parallel bars before i was free to leave. oh, and i also did some squatting.
-hey, margo jane can say 'dadadada" now! see, us daddy's girls, we'll always call dad first. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. unsurprisingly, she refused to take me to naz for a kebab, but she did buy us each a yummy pork salad roll. :)
-a toilet trip for me when i got home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. then she was horrible and refused to walk behind me while i walked back to the gobbling :p table! luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of milo. and a chocolate harsiubing that anna brought over! :D
-PIG mum rocked off to see the doctor; anna walked me over online.
-nabuko should arrive in around twenty minutes.
-UF finale tonight! i'm dressing up as SHREK!!! :P
-almost forgot! last night, leonie took me to garbo! we went to the library first, and i settled down with the same book that i had last time, that ender story. a war of gifts, i think it's called. before we went to foodcourt, i asked leonie wasn't she supposed to force me to both the library and foodcourt, and she said, "whoops, i forgot! but you deserve a break, anyways." :) thanks, leonie. she lives on russell (sp?) island, has one son who's a builder and one daughter who teaches art @ a special school. her hubby's a truck driver, and she's left them some spag bol for dinner tonight.
-for the first time in almost FIVE MONTHS, i sunk my teeth into a juicy two piece feed!!! and i got a drumstick (drummy.) :) :D and a yummy chocolate thickshake, after i checked they had low fat milk. the serving guy chatted with me while i was waiting for my drink. he's from india - i gave him my best 'shukuria' and he's doing a master in I.T. he asked me why i was in a whhechair and i asked him about naan bread.
-leonie didn't eat, she said she'd grab some hungry jacks/maccas on her way home tonight.
-then we went to borders. i settled down with the book ender's ... shadow, i think. the one about bean, anyways.
-leonie took me once to the toilet. i actually quickly did a stinky unspeakable!
-then we bought the milk for PIG mum before leonie tootled me home. she's from staffing options, BTW.
-i went once to the toilet, then i quickly plopped online to check what i had to go to uni fellowship dressed as tonight.
-but PIG mum was a horrid meaniepoo who wouldn't lemme drink any milk before i went to bed! >< i just drank water instead. :(
anyways, nabuko should arrive in about five minutes. fingers crossed that i can come back online briefly after she leaves!
-if not: tessa's coming around 10am toms. hopefully she'll bring her macbook for me to play with me again! :)
-and vincent the bloody physio will prolly come. >< but he said that he'll stand on one leg like me, and if i can push him down he won't come back again! i'll try my hardest! anyways, the spam count for this week's seventy-one. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when dearest dad kissed me good-bye this morning, he told me he had just washed bear bear for me. :)
-i kept sleeping until PIG mum dug me up.
-breakfast was three weetbix with a wee spot of honey.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ah lam all day.
-off to your :P turn for physio.
-my session with emma was basically standing barefoot and stretching elf's calf. re-socked and shoed, emma Forced me on several laps along the parallel bars before i was free to leave. oh, and i also did some squatting.
-hey, margo jane can say 'dadadada" now! see, us daddy's girls, we'll always call dad first. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home. unsurprisingly, she refused to take me to naz for a kebab, but she did buy us each a yummy pork salad roll. :)
-a toilet trip for me when i got home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. then she was horrible and refused to walk behind me while i walked back to the gobbling :p table! luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of milo. and a chocolate harsiubing that anna brought over! :D
-PIG mum rocked off to see the doctor; anna walked me over online.
-nabuko should arrive in around twenty minutes.
-UF finale tonight! i'm dressing up as SHREK!!! :P
-almost forgot! last night, leonie took me to garbo! we went to the library first, and i settled down with the same book that i had last time, that ender story. a war of gifts, i think it's called. before we went to foodcourt, i asked leonie wasn't she supposed to force me to both the library and foodcourt, and she said, "whoops, i forgot! but you deserve a break, anyways." :) thanks, leonie. she lives on russell (sp?) island, has one son who's a builder and one daughter who teaches art @ a special school. her hubby's a truck driver, and she's left them some spag bol for dinner tonight.
-for the first time in almost FIVE MONTHS, i sunk my teeth into a juicy two piece feed!!! and i got a drumstick (drummy.) :) :D and a yummy chocolate thickshake, after i checked they had low fat milk. the serving guy chatted with me while i was waiting for my drink. he's from india - i gave him my best 'shukuria' and he's doing a master in I.T. he asked me why i was in a whhechair and i asked him about naan bread.
-leonie didn't eat, she said she'd grab some hungry jacks/maccas on her way home tonight.
-then we went to borders. i settled down with the book ender's ... shadow, i think. the one about bean, anyways.
-leonie took me once to the toilet. i actually quickly did a stinky unspeakable!
-then we bought the milk for PIG mum before leonie tootled me home. she's from staffing options, BTW.
-i went once to the toilet, then i quickly plopped online to check what i had to go to uni fellowship dressed as tonight.
-but PIG mum was a horrid meaniepoo who wouldn't lemme drink any milk before i went to bed! >< i just drank water instead. :(
anyways, nabuko should arrive in about five minutes. fingers crossed that i can come back online briefly after she leaves!
-if not: tessa's coming around 10am toms. hopefully she'll bring her macbook for me to play with me again! :)
-and vincent the bloody physio will prolly come. >< but he said that he'll stand on one leg like me, and if i can push him down he won't come back again! i'll try my hardest! anyways, the spam count for this week's seventy-one. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
thursday post 25
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2108 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'heaven - your home' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, my new carer for the day's here already - leonie mcdonald - so just quickly?
-breakfast was three weetbix with a dot of honney. i got in trouble coz i didn't lean forward to eat and got milk all over mt shirt. :P
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to UQ, we listened to ah lam.
-a loo trip when we aeeived @ UQ, then i sat and had a chat with angana until nick came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside.
-i started off with a game of connect four with sam! lucky bugger, he got to sit and play; i had to stand each time i moved. but he lemme win.
-then nick and i played memory, before he Forced me
-showertime! cya toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-breakfast was three weetbix with a dot of honney. i got in trouble coz i didn't lean forward to eat and got milk all over mt shirt. :P
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to UQ, we listened to ah lam.
-a loo trip when we aeeived @ UQ, then i sat and had a chat with angana until nick came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside.
-i started off with a game of connect four with sam! lucky bugger, he got to sit and play; i had to stand each time i moved. but he lemme win.
-then nick and i played memory, before he Forced me
-showertime! cya toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post29d
unfortunately, nature called. meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now 3445. and one more thing i almost forgot to mention! aunty frances said that when she comes over toms, she'll bring me a lil surprise! maybe it's another poo!:D righteo, good night!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post29c
good evening! em's final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3278. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-nobuko came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom. she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nobuko rinsed the floor for me then led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-oh yeah. if PIG mum doesn't send me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com), starting from next wednesday, i'll return to writing when i have a tinkle. but i'll keep remembering to ask the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P to please rinse the floor for me. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum did remember to gleefully restrict me to only fruit. :( luckily, dad had gone out and bought one whole box of mangoes! :D so nabuko cut me one up, and i covered my face in mango. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko then gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her white today.
-she took me once more to the loo before she left. i asked her what she was having for dinner, and she replied, 'dunno. hubby's cooking. but i left him some mincemeat and bacon out on the counter, so he better cook that!" :p
-i tootled back online and listened to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM news for about fifteen minutes, when PIG mum woke up from pigland, came downstairs and immediately forced me off line.
-first, she gleefully forced me on 20+ mins of that UQ home program thing, followed by 30+ mins of exercises for poor ela.
-when dearest dad arrived home, i went to the loo once for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, it's slightly annoying, you know? when you feel like you haven't emptied your bladder so sit over the toilet a lil longer, only for your mother to snap "thirty more seconds" through the door @ you. does stress incontinence work that way? the more you rush me, the more i get stressed and can't tinkle! ><
-and it STILL wasn't over yet! >< back @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf and erf on the calf stretching thing against the table.
-resocked and shoed, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the few steps back to the gobbling :P table. dunno why she won't lemme scoot the chair to the table; i mean, that chair's thick and sturdy, it won't break like the armchair i'm on now. (meaning i won't move @ all in this seat.)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa icky cucumber and sweet carrot, some kinda fish, and two tiny but delicious chunks of yummy BBQ duck. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer desk, and i tootled back online.
-well, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hour time limit that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to @ 8:45 (in fifteen minutes time), but fingers crossed that i can stay online till 9:30pm!
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. hopefully we'll see sam and angana! after that, aunty frances is coming to look after me, while PIG mum rocks out for some comfy massage thing. we're making pancakes! PIG mum says we can make them for lunch. :) oh yeah - must remember to ring alice from CODA in the morning! i wanna go out to garbo toms night! i know i've already been out to toastmasters this week; and usually i only get one outing per week, but i'm hoping i can reuse that thursday when alice rang and said no-one could take me out! originally, she said i could make it up the following thursday, but that was bookclub! so hopefully i can hit garbo toms night. :)
-finally, ice-cream tonight! :D furthermore, PIG mum's PROMISED me three pocky. hmm ... maybe i can enjoy all that when she's doing her own stretches against the table. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-nobuko came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom. she gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nobuko rinsed the floor for me then led me out to the gobbling :P table.
-oh yeah. if PIG mum doesn't send me an e-mail (indescribable@gmail.com), starting from next wednesday, i'll return to writing when i have a tinkle. but i'll keep remembering to ask the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P to please rinse the floor for me. :)
-*sigh* PIG mum did remember to gleefully restrict me to only fruit. :( luckily, dad had gone out and bought one whole box of mangoes! :D so nabuko cut me one up, and i covered my face in mango. :P i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-nabuko then gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her white today.
-she took me once more to the loo before she left. i asked her what she was having for dinner, and she replied, 'dunno. hubby's cooking. but i left him some mincemeat and bacon out on the counter, so he better cook that!" :p
-i tootled back online and listened to nine's news simulcast on 94.9FM news for about fifteen minutes, when PIG mum woke up from pigland, came downstairs and immediately forced me off line.
-first, she gleefully forced me on 20+ mins of that UQ home program thing, followed by 30+ mins of exercises for poor ela.
-when dearest dad arrived home, i went to the loo once for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. actually, it's slightly annoying, you know? when you feel like you haven't emptied your bladder so sit over the toilet a lil longer, only for your mother to snap "thirty more seconds" through the door @ you. does stress incontinence work that way? the more you rush me, the more i get stressed and can't tinkle! ><
-and it STILL wasn't over yet! >< back @ the gobbling :P table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf and erf on the calf stretching thing against the table.
-resocked and shoed, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the few steps back to the gobbling :P table. dunno why she won't lemme scoot the chair to the table; i mean, that chair's thick and sturdy, it won't break like the armchair i'm on now. (meaning i won't move @ all in this seat.)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa icky cucumber and sweet carrot, some kinda fish, and two tiny but delicious chunks of yummy BBQ duck. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer desk, and i tootled back online.
-well, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hour time limit that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to @ 8:45 (in fifteen minutes time), but fingers crossed that i can stay online till 9:30pm!
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. hopefully we'll see sam and angana! after that, aunty frances is coming to look after me, while PIG mum rocks out for some comfy massage thing. we're making pancakes! PIG mum says we can make them for lunch. :) oh yeah - must remember to ring alice from CODA in the morning! i wanna go out to garbo toms night! i know i've already been out to toastmasters this week; and usually i only get one outing per week, but i'm hoping i can reuse that thursday when alice rang and said no-one could take me out! originally, she said i could make it up the following thursday, but that was bookclub! so hopefully i can hit garbo toms night. :)
-finally, ice-cream tonight! :D furthermore, PIG mum's PROMISED me three pocky. hmm ... maybe i can enjoy all that when she's doing her own stretches against the table. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post29b
good evening! em's newest final plodding total's now 3112. anyways, PIG mum's forcing me offline now. >< hopefully bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
wednesday post29
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's "it's a sure thing", secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2697 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY MINUTES online tonight after nobuko leaves! but i've recorded that down onto my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, today's events?
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with 'ten more minutes", but kindly gave me five more when i pleased asked for fifteen.
-i counted that time down, then spent the little time left before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience and perseverance i'd need to get through the day with, giving PIG mum all the satisfaction and happiness whenever she decided that only she could be happy/content.
-when PIG mum came back inside my room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once for two tinkles. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but knowing that PIG mum would refuse (can't remember what excuse she gives now that there isn't any slope to the new bathroom now) i just kept silent and decided to go after breakfast.
-PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', spat out my mouth splint and had only two weetbix with a tiny streak of honey for breakfast. i thought PIG mum said she'd gimme three from now on... oh well.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to plaza, she chose to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui. :P i just tried to block my ears and sing sth better in my head. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. see, i'm rather pissed right now, coz about three movies ago, i asked her if she would please buy one box of popcorn for us to share. 'not this time,' she replied, 'coz the movie's about to start. next time, i promise." note the word PROMISE?! but i'm still popcornless, with PIG mum now 'claiming' she never said anything like that! ><
-the movie itself was mediocre ... but i'll put my favourite quotes, trivia and goofs here coz windows live spaces introduced some stupid word limit to their posts.
-hey, there's only one quote! "They love Sophie more than anything in they entire world, and out of everyone, Messer, they picked us. and there's no trivia or goofs! lol. :P
-after the movie, PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she told me to lean against the wall while she went herself.
-PIG mum then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down into foodcourt.
-i bought a kebab from naz. PIG mum got herself a chicken curry rice from the nearby sushi shop, and also got me a pudding milk tea. dunno why the meaniepoo said no to a yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl. :( ah well, will try again next time.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i allowed erf to sit sideways for the last car trip for today. actually, we got stuck in some traffic!
-i went to the toilet once when we got home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. then i popped online.
-almost forgot! after uncle david had left cafe mi, i rang dearest dad. :) forgot where he was though, sorry.
-well, nobuko's coming in about fifteen minutes! fingers crossed (but hopes aren't up) that PIG mum'll forget to restrict me to only fruit for arvo tea! anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake with 'ten more minutes", but kindly gave me five more when i pleased asked for fifteen.
-i counted that time down, then spent the little time left before PIG mum came back inside having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the patience and perseverance i'd need to get through the day with, giving PIG mum all the satisfaction and happiness whenever she decided that only she could be happy/content.
-when PIG mum came back inside my room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once for two tinkles. actually, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, but knowing that PIG mum would refuse (can't remember what excuse she gives now that there isn't any slope to the new bathroom now) i just kept silent and decided to go after breakfast.
-PIG mum got me kitted before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', spat out my mouth splint and had only two weetbix with a tiny streak of honey for breakfast. i thought PIG mum said she'd gimme three from now on... oh well.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself. one stinky unspeakable later, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to plaza, she chose to listen to that out-of-tune, nasally, wannabe singer andy hui. :P i just tried to block my ears and sing sth better in my head. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the cinemas. see, i'm rather pissed right now, coz about three movies ago, i asked her if she would please buy one box of popcorn for us to share. 'not this time,' she replied, 'coz the movie's about to start. next time, i promise." note the word PROMISE?! but i'm still popcornless, with PIG mum now 'claiming' she never said anything like that! ><
-the movie itself was mediocre ... but i'll put my favourite quotes, trivia and goofs here coz windows live spaces introduced some stupid word limit to their posts.
-hey, there's only one quote! "They love Sophie more than anything in they entire world, and out of everyone, Messer, they picked us. and there's no trivia or goofs! lol. :P
-after the movie, PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then she told me to lean against the wall while she went herself.
-PIG mum then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down into foodcourt.
-i bought a kebab from naz. PIG mum got herself a chicken curry rice from the nearby sushi shop, and also got me a pudding milk tea. dunno why the meaniepoo said no to a yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl. :( ah well, will try again next time.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD and tootled us home. i allowed erf to sit sideways for the last car trip for today. actually, we got stuck in some traffic!
-i went to the toilet once when we got home. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. then i popped online.
-almost forgot! after uncle david had left cafe mi, i rang dearest dad. :) forgot where he was though, sorry.
-well, nobuko's coming in about fifteen minutes! fingers crossed (but hopes aren't up) that PIG mum'll forget to restrict me to only fruit for arvo tea! anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post25b
good evening! wow, dad lemme back online coz PIG mum wasn't home yet! she is now, though, and is kindly letting me stay online till 10pm ... i've got seven minutes, eep! ><
-but my final plodding total for tuesday's 1700 exactly. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-jeannine gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table, where she fed me the perfect arvo tea. :D
-jeannine tootled me off to toastmasters! actually, viktor explained to me why we don't get supper anymore: it's too much of a hassle to reimburse the buyer. but we got fed tonight! see, tonight's topic was 'sweden', viktor brought smoked salmon and some other fish! the salmon was surprisingly edible, but the white fish was gross. ><
-and i got picked for table topics! my topic was: describe three things you like and three things you don't like about ikea. i didn't have three, but i just said i liked ikea's cheap food and the wide variety of things they sell, but i didn't like having to run around looking for the item you bought afterwards.
-and i'm down for my second speech next meeting! so i'll start drafting next week. i think i'm bringing bear bear. :) if he's dry!
-jeannine took me to the loo once, then drove me to a KFC somwhere for dinner.
-lol, i got a discount! the lady asked us, "would you like me to make it cheaper for you?" i immediately reply, "yes please!' and she took three bucks off! i got a snackbox with one piece, one small gravy and one orange juice. they were silly, though, coz they gave me POTATO and gravy - but didn't gimme a spoon! i asked jeannine did i have a wet towel, and when she replied 'yes" i just scooped the potato out with my finger. :P
-jeannine then drove over to maccas and got herself a chai latte, before driving me home. she took the long way, though, she didn't turn into warrigal rd. off beenleigh road, nor did she turn into underwood off ... wherever. she actually drove all the way around to the glen! when i asked her why she took this long route, she explained coz she wasn't familiar with the other roads.
-dad wasn't home yet; neither was PIG mum, so jeannine and i just sat in her car and chatted. she's coming back on saturday and her oldest daughter has moved outta the house to live with her boyfriend.
-dad came home first, and let me pop back online. PIG mum came home not long afterwards. i think they're having dinner again now.
-toms: lol, i dunno what's happening toms! i'll ask PIG mum when she comes and gleefully forces me off to bed.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. toms: PIG mum's taking me to watch a movie! "life as we know it." hope it'll be good!
-but my final plodding total for tuesday's 1700 exactly. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-jeannine gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me, then led me to the gobbling :P table, where she fed me the perfect arvo tea. :D
-jeannine tootled me off to toastmasters! actually, viktor explained to me why we don't get supper anymore: it's too much of a hassle to reimburse the buyer. but we got fed tonight! see, tonight's topic was 'sweden', viktor brought smoked salmon and some other fish! the salmon was surprisingly edible, but the white fish was gross. ><
-and i got picked for table topics! my topic was: describe three things you like and three things you don't like about ikea. i didn't have three, but i just said i liked ikea's cheap food and the wide variety of things they sell, but i didn't like having to run around looking for the item you bought afterwards.
-and i'm down for my second speech next meeting! so i'll start drafting next week. i think i'm bringing bear bear. :) if he's dry!
-jeannine took me to the loo once, then drove me to a KFC somwhere for dinner.
-lol, i got a discount! the lady asked us, "would you like me to make it cheaper for you?" i immediately reply, "yes please!' and she took three bucks off! i got a snackbox with one piece, one small gravy and one orange juice. they were silly, though, coz they gave me POTATO and gravy - but didn't gimme a spoon! i asked jeannine did i have a wet towel, and when she replied 'yes" i just scooped the potato out with my finger. :P
-jeannine then drove over to maccas and got herself a chai latte, before driving me home. she took the long way, though, she didn't turn into warrigal rd. off beenleigh road, nor did she turn into underwood off ... wherever. she actually drove all the way around to the glen! when i asked her why she took this long route, she explained coz she wasn't familiar with the other roads.
-dad wasn't home yet; neither was PIG mum, so jeannine and i just sat in her car and chatted. she's coming back on saturday and her oldest daughter has moved outta the house to live with her boyfriend.
-dad came home first, and let me pop back online. PIG mum came home not long afterwards. i think they're having dinner again now.
-toms: lol, i dunno what's happening toms! i'll ask PIG mum when she comes and gleefully forces me off to bed.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. toms: PIG mum's taking me to watch a movie! "life as we know it." hope it'll be good!
Monday, October 25, 2010
TUESDAY POST25
good afternoon! sorry i didn't post last night; PIG mum felt like showing off the power she has over me by not allowing me online last night. >< but yesterday, i was hard @ work plodding 3135 steps, today i've been hard @ work plodding 1266 steps, and TWFT topic's 'he is a god of abundance'. righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-breakfast was three weetbix with one thin trickle of honey.
-UQ for physio. PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day and i can't remember what we listened to yesterday ... jacky cheung, prolly.
-after a toilet trip (where, of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), i sat down and PIG mum flounced off to pay, of course refusing to pass me a gossip mag first. luckily, there were two ppl already sitting in the waiting area, a lady with a wheelie-walker and an able-bodied man, so i just asked the man to please pass me a gossip mag, which he kindly did. :)then i just read the woman's day/weekly mag until nick came for me with a walkbelt and led me inside.
-just the usual sit-to-stand work with him today, also some stretching of elf's calf. we played connect four, the standing for your turn version, and he lemme win again. :P
-i went to the loo once more before we left, then PIG mum tootled us off to lunch with narelle (i think that's her name! :P) @ luv-a-coffee!
-i thought PIG mum said i could have my own meal, as long as 'twasn't too big, but in the end, i still had to share. :( we shared some cheese and pineapple melt; much thanks to the lady who also cut me a wee portion of her yummy chicken caesar wrap. and in the future, i must learn to grab the salt shaker and tip it over my portion of chips as quickly as possible, coz i tried doing it slowly today, and PIG mum roughly snatched the shaker away after one little tip and placed it outta my reach. :( but i drank this cool mint and pineapple frappe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online until jeannine arrived promptly @ 4pm.
-she led me into the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :p table for my arvo tea.
-we both had a cuppa, white and two. i also ate my yummy little treat from erika! 'twas some kinda lil sweet muffin thing.
-jeannine did her sudoku, i kept reading my bookclub novel.
-@ 5:35, jeannine gave ela a massage. then she took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i watched seven's news until PIG mum came downstairs to gleefully force me on that UQ home program thing, followed by lotsa exercises for ela. i got out of the calf-stretching torture coz i needed the bathroom.
-actually, the parents started dinner without me! but when i had it, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl, meaning i very intentionally drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-only EVIL PIG mother wouldn't allow me back online! >< so while she and dearest dad enjoyed watching X factor, i kept reading my book club novel, taking down more funny quotes to share.
-PIG mum forced me off to bed roundabouts 9:30. but since she very nicely didn't trap poor ela inside that evil splint and let her sleep with her thumb gently tucked inside, just like era's, her thumb's stayed outside all day today. :)
-today: his morning, dearest dad came inside and kissed back all the places dr. lin had gotten with her needles. then he kissed me some more. :)
-then i snored my head off with emperor, until PIG mum awoke me with 'ten more minutes."
-but she actually gave me fifteen; i counted that down, then spent the last thirty or so seconds having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. actually, i realised that i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, but coz i knew PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom, for whatever reason that so pleased her, i just returned to my bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one extremely thin drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i drained that mug of water too, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-i did the stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD,
-we listened to jacky cheung all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day,too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-today, i stood on that bloody wobble board for thirty minutes, and fell once. ><
-PIG mum tootled us home - and we each had three yummy crumbed fish fillets for lunch, coz they're finally on special! too bad, PIG mum only allowed me a lil squirt of mayo, and did you know, there's a 'correct' and 'incorrect' way of holding the bottle, too?! :P
-i also drank one yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe half a teaspoonful of honey 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to thew toilet before i poped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-jeannine's coming in just over 1.5 hours - and we're going to toastmasters tonight! :D i think the topic for tonight's 'sweden', i don't really expect to be chosen for toastmasters. hopefully, we can grab a snackbox from KFC or a tropicana pack from red roosters for dinner afterwards! dunno what's happening toms ... but anyways, hope everyone's has a smashing day toms!
cheers
em. ^^
-breakfast was three weetbix with one thin trickle of honey.
-UQ for physio. PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day and i can't remember what we listened to yesterday ... jacky cheung, prolly.
-after a toilet trip (where, of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), i sat down and PIG mum flounced off to pay, of course refusing to pass me a gossip mag first. luckily, there were two ppl already sitting in the waiting area, a lady with a wheelie-walker and an able-bodied man, so i just asked the man to please pass me a gossip mag, which he kindly did. :)then i just read the woman's day/weekly mag until nick came for me with a walkbelt and led me inside.
-just the usual sit-to-stand work with him today, also some stretching of elf's calf. we played connect four, the standing for your turn version, and he lemme win again. :P
-i went to the loo once more before we left, then PIG mum tootled us off to lunch with narelle (i think that's her name! :P) @ luv-a-coffee!
-i thought PIG mum said i could have my own meal, as long as 'twasn't too big, but in the end, i still had to share. :( we shared some cheese and pineapple melt; much thanks to the lady who also cut me a wee portion of her yummy chicken caesar wrap. and in the future, i must learn to grab the salt shaker and tip it over my portion of chips as quickly as possible, coz i tried doing it slowly today, and PIG mum roughly snatched the shaker away after one little tip and placed it outta my reach. :( but i drank this cool mint and pineapple frappe!
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i tootled online until jeannine arrived promptly @ 4pm.
-she led me into the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :p table for my arvo tea.
-we both had a cuppa, white and two. i also ate my yummy little treat from erika! 'twas some kinda lil sweet muffin thing.
-jeannine did her sudoku, i kept reading my bookclub novel.
-@ 5:35, jeannine gave ela a massage. then she took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i watched seven's news until PIG mum came downstairs to gleefully force me on that UQ home program thing, followed by lotsa exercises for ela. i got out of the calf-stretching torture coz i needed the bathroom.
-actually, the parents started dinner without me! but when i had it, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl, meaning i very intentionally drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-only EVIL PIG mother wouldn't allow me back online! >< so while she and dearest dad enjoyed watching X factor, i kept reading my book club novel, taking down more funny quotes to share.
-PIG mum forced me off to bed roundabouts 9:30. but since she very nicely didn't trap poor ela inside that evil splint and let her sleep with her thumb gently tucked inside, just like era's, her thumb's stayed outside all day today. :)
-today: his morning, dearest dad came inside and kissed back all the places dr. lin had gotten with her needles. then he kissed me some more. :)
-then i snored my head off with emperor, until PIG mum awoke me with 'ten more minutes."
-but she actually gave me fifteen; i counted that down, then spent the last thirty or so seconds having a quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for two tinkles. actually, i realised that i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, but coz i knew PIG mum would refuse to roll me into the bathroom, for whatever reason that so pleased her, i just returned to my bed.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i drank the entire mug of water 'incorrectly', coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one extremely thin drizzle of honey.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i drained that mug of water too, coz i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course also gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-i did the stinky unspeakable. PIG mum came back, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD,
-we listened to jacky cheung all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day,too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-today, i stood on that bloody wobble board for thirty minutes, and fell once. ><
-PIG mum tootled us home - and we each had three yummy crumbed fish fillets for lunch, coz they're finally on special! too bad, PIG mum only allowed me a lil squirt of mayo, and did you know, there's a 'correct' and 'incorrect' way of holding the bottle, too?! :P
-i also drank one yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe half a teaspoonful of honey 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to thew toilet before i poped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-jeannine's coming in just over 1.5 hours - and we're going to toastmasters tonight! :D i think the topic for tonight's 'sweden', i don't really expect to be chosen for toastmasters. hopefully, we can grab a snackbox from KFC or a tropicana pack from red roosters for dinner afterwards! dunno what's happening toms ... but anyways, hope everyone's has a smashing day toms!
cheers
em. ^^
Sunday, October 24, 2010
sunday post25d
argh, when nature calls, you gotta listen, yeah? meaning my final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5227, and the final spam count for the weekend's twenty-six. righteo, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 9pm tonight before gleefully forcing me to bed! off for some news reading now~
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post25c
good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 5092, and the final spam count for the weekend's twenty-five. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-dad tootled us off to plaza, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the long haul into foodcourt.
-dad was already sitting and eating hungry jacks when we arrived, so phew. no cafe mi.
-mother decided we'd share a footlong ham sub for lunch. doesn't matter. i also drank one yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl, and nabbed eight chippies from dad's hungry jacks.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last trip of today. it's easier when dad drives; he never checks where my feet are.
-i went once to the loo when i got home, then jumped online to await my guests!
-michael and vicky arrived about fifteen minutes late - and michael had brought me two charsiu buns! :D
-and we played pictionary! vicky warned me right up:"michael can't draw!" :P but they lemme win, michael coming second, and poor vicky dead last. :P
-then we just yakked away for the rest of the afternoon. i think michael lives in stretton? thanks to dad who also cut some watermelon to munch; i nabbed three slices.
-i walked my guests out, said my thanks and byes to them, then went to the loo. thanks to PIG mum who handed me one mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa BIG bok choy (understand, therefore, why my poor wombat with the same name is quailing with fear that dad'll eat him. :P) and several chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, again gleefully forced me to do everything, then i popped back online.
-toms: physio @ UQ @11am. hopefully we'll hit somewhere nice for lunch, coz then i've got pincushion practice in the arvo. ><" :P jeannine's showering me in the arvo, and best of all - i'm having my pastry from erica for arvo tea! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dad tootled us off to plaza, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk the long haul into foodcourt.
-dad was already sitting and eating hungry jacks when we arrived, so phew. no cafe mi.
-mother decided we'd share a footlong ham sub for lunch. doesn't matter. i also drank one yummy jasmine milk tea with pearl, and nabbed eight chippies from dad's hungry jacks.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and dad tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways for the last trip of today. it's easier when dad drives; he never checks where my feet are.
-i went once to the loo when i got home, then jumped online to await my guests!
-michael and vicky arrived about fifteen minutes late - and michael had brought me two charsiu buns! :D
-and we played pictionary! vicky warned me right up:"michael can't draw!" :P but they lemme win, michael coming second, and poor vicky dead last. :P
-then we just yakked away for the rest of the afternoon. i think michael lives in stretton? thanks to dad who also cut some watermelon to munch; i nabbed three slices.
-i walked my guests out, said my thanks and byes to them, then went to the loo. thanks to PIG mum who handed me one mug of water, and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa BIG bok choy (understand, therefore, why my poor wombat with the same name is quailing with fear that dad'll eat him. :P) and several chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more, again gleefully forced me to do everything, then i popped back online.
-toms: physio @ UQ @11am. hopefully we'll hit somewhere nice for lunch, coz then i've got pincushion practice in the arvo. ><" :P jeannine's showering me in the arvo, and best of all - i'm having my pastry from erica for arvo tea! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post25b
good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4567! neat lil number, doncha reckon? :P anyways, where was i?
-mother dug me up. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once and PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i went to the loo once before dad tootled us off to church.
-and we started off with bible study! uncle/pastor chong led our class, and there were two newcomers!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the adult's hall for service. i took a seat beside joshels and mel mel, and yakked with them before service started. wow, melmel's dog, lisa, is REALLY old! i also told her how joshels is widely ticklish, and she poked him in the ribs to verify that. :P
-aunty a sat to the other side of me, and when service started, forced me to stand for two songs. of course, i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-speaker today was liam! his sermon topic was 'treasure seeker'.
-i had a yak to helena afterwards! she's training to become a nurse!
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet after the service
-hey, dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-mother dug me up. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once and PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i went to the loo once before dad tootled us off to church.
-and we started off with bible study! uncle/pastor chong led our class, and there were two newcomers!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the adult's hall for service. i took a seat beside joshels and mel mel, and yakked with them before service started. wow, melmel's dog, lisa, is REALLY old! i also told her how joshels is widely ticklish, and she poked him in the ribs to verify that. :P
-aunty a sat to the other side of me, and when service started, forced me to stand for two songs. of course, i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-speaker today was liam! his sermon topic was 'treasure seeker'.
-i had a yak to helena afterwards! she's training to become a nurse!
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet after the service
-hey, dinnertime! bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 23, 2010
sunday post25
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ woek plodding 4412 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'victory over the enemy', and thirdly, coz my guests are about to arrive @ 2:30, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online tonight! oh, fourthly: the spam count for the weekend's twenty-four, so far. hmm ... my guests seem to have forgotten to come ... oh well, guess i'll start on today's events?
-firstly, dad did come back from uncle tyrone's last night and kiss me lots. :) he also picked emperor egg from the bed. 'look, the silly thing must've wriggled himself off the bed." dad said, plopping him back into my bed. :P
-so emperor and i snored our heads off together; i awoke once to use the pot. :P
-dad came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-and my guests have just arrived! so i'll bbl later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, dad did come back from uncle tyrone's last night and kiss me lots. :) he also picked emperor egg from the bed. 'look, the silly thing must've wriggled himself off the bed." dad said, plopping him back into my bed. :P
-so emperor and i snored our heads off together; i awoke once to use the pot. :P
-dad came and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-and my guests have just arrived! so i'll bbl later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post24b
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 5418. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-jeannine came promptly @ 4pm and led me over to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-she made me one yummy toasted banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares and one cup of tea, white with two teaspoonfuls of honey, which i held 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel as she did her own sudoku - she finally got herself a book!
-@ 5:35 roughly, jeannine gave ela a massage, also painting her gold today, same as tessa in the morning! she told me she contracted conjunctivitis from some other client, and assured me she wouldn't pass me the disease if she glared @ me. :P but she had to take three days off work and was still having antibiotics. and the lucky thing's got chicken pasta bake for dinner tonight! she'll be back on monday, and again on tuesday, to take me to toastmasters.
-@5:55, she took me to the loo once more before turning on seven's news for me. i continued doing a sudoku and listened to the news, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor.
-dinner: rice, lotsa vegetables and some small chunks of fish. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, just means that i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once to the loo after dinner; again, zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who wouldn't even walk behind me. i've stated time and again that when i walk, she does not bear my weight @ all, i hold my own sixty-odd kilos. but when i happen to fall, it's always backwards, so if you could please walk behind me ... *sigh* i just told myself that i shouldn't fall, coz my balance has improved slightly after becoming dr. lin's favourite pincushion :P but in the event i do fall, i just remind myself that PIG mum somehow gains some perverse pleasure from it. i honestly can't understand how a parent could derive pleasure from watching their child fall, but hey. mother often says i don't understand much these days. guess that's just one more thing to add to the list of stuff i don't understand.
-but i'm back online; dunno for how long, though.
-toms: just church. but we're starting with bible study! i'm really against the idea of walking down to the old hall where we used to have service just to have morning tea (usually two bikkies and one cup of cordial) then having the long march back up to the main hall for sermon. i'll try my best to resist that. but i'm definitely not gonna sing out aloud any worship songs. i slipped last week, and sang one line before i caught myself. i'll make sure to stay silent toms. we'll prolly hit foodcourt for lunch: i can only pray that dad will park under foodcourt and not @ sunnybank oriental so that mother can gleefully force me to walk all the way up to foodcourt only to haveta eat with them @ cafe mi again. ><
-then, i dunno if the SHINE ppl have finished visiting me. :( i hope not! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine came promptly @ 4pm and led me over to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-she made me one yummy toasted banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares and one cup of tea, white with two teaspoonfuls of honey, which i held 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel as she did her own sudoku - she finally got herself a book!
-@ 5:35 roughly, jeannine gave ela a massage, also painting her gold today, same as tessa in the morning! she told me she contracted conjunctivitis from some other client, and assured me she wouldn't pass me the disease if she glared @ me. :P but she had to take three days off work and was still having antibiotics. and the lucky thing's got chicken pasta bake for dinner tonight! she'll be back on monday, and again on tuesday, to take me to toastmasters.
-@5:55, she took me to the loo once more before turning on seven's news for me. i continued doing a sudoku and listened to the news, read out by sharyn ghidella, sport by pat welsh, weather by talitha cummins and beach by liz cantor.
-dinner: rice, lotsa vegetables and some small chunks of fish. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, just means that i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once to the loo after dinner; again, zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who wouldn't even walk behind me. i've stated time and again that when i walk, she does not bear my weight @ all, i hold my own sixty-odd kilos. but when i happen to fall, it's always backwards, so if you could please walk behind me ... *sigh* i just told myself that i shouldn't fall, coz my balance has improved slightly after becoming dr. lin's favourite pincushion :P but in the event i do fall, i just remind myself that PIG mum somehow gains some perverse pleasure from it. i honestly can't understand how a parent could derive pleasure from watching their child fall, but hey. mother often says i don't understand much these days. guess that's just one more thing to add to the list of stuff i don't understand.
-but i'm back online; dunno for how long, though.
-toms: just church. but we're starting with bible study! i'm really against the idea of walking down to the old hall where we used to have service just to have morning tea (usually two bikkies and one cup of cordial) then having the long march back up to the main hall for sermon. i'll try my best to resist that. but i'm definitely not gonna sing out aloud any worship songs. i slipped last week, and sang one line before i caught myself. i'll make sure to stay silent toms. we'll prolly hit foodcourt for lunch: i can only pray that dad will park under foodcourt and not @ sunnybank oriental so that mother can gleefully force me to walk all the way up to foodcourt only to haveta eat with them @ cafe mi again. ><
-then, i dunno if the SHINE ppl have finished visiting me. :( i hope not! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 22, 2010
saturday post24
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'facing death with confidence' and secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2474 steps today.
-lol, PIG mum's explaining to dearest dad why she can't wash bear bear yet; she needs one full week of sunlight to dry him out without any cloudy days in between, else he'll stink. :P anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-dad tootled me off to uni fellowship. we chatted about the talk he was going to listen to; speaker was some wife of this guy who suffered a heart attack and passed away?
-but i was PISSED when we arrived; see, uncle ching ALLOWED dad to drive down to the service hall and drop me off before he went back up and parked, but nope, dad still parked @ the top and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down! >< karson did wander over and lemme hold his hand for awhile, but horrid dad pulled his hand away. *sigh* i was walking so well when karson was holding era, too, erf was passing elf with every step, but after dad gleefully forced me to let go, sorry. :(
-i had a yak with dr. lee when i sat down, asked him why he was still attending uni fellowship and not workers fellowship; he explained 'twas coz he often had to work on wednesday nights.
-i didn't sing anything out aloud for worship, of course, but i did clap along for one song.
-ross, dr. lee and i grouped together to pray for each other. dr. lee prayed for me, i prayed for ross and ross prayed for dr. lee. after prayer, ela's pointer wriggled her thanks @ dr. lee for praying for her. :)
-our final bible study for the year! still about dating, but this time, we looked @ where god came into the picture.
-oops ... hehe; i've just used up lotsa time with facebook! ><" :P
-after fellowship finished, dad took me to the toilet once then kindly made me onr cracker with cheese and ham sandwhich. i had a yak with tina.
-but dad STILL wouldn't move the car back down! >< meaning he gleefully FORCED me to walk all the way up back to the 4WD and tootled us back home.
-hehe, i went the long way back into the house, coz i wanted sth on my right side to get back into the house.
-dad fed me my antibiotic, but wouldn't gimme milk! >< meaning PIG mum got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way down the hall to get the milk and back. then i decided to use the loo once more before i went to bed. dunno why PIG mum wouldn't see me back safely to my room; instead, i just spider-girled back. only i forgot to take off my socks! except PIG mum must've smelt them on me, coz she came inside and pulled them off. :P
-and because PIG mum kindly didn't trap poor ela into the splint last night, her thumb's just sitting gently outside right now. :)
-sat: for the FIFTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK, PIG mum has refused permission for tess and i to go to the coffee club together to celebrate one year of her looking after me! >, *sigh* i'm really suspecting now that she'll keep refusing to let us out together until december, when she'll say "that's your christmas and your one year together celebration combined together." party pooper. ><
-meaning i snored until tess arrived promptly @ 10am.
-she gave me ten more minutes, got me kitted, then led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who helped me squirt some toothpaste out.
-tess then led me to the toilet. four tinkles later, she led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-but before breakfast, i finished my letter to nana first! hopefully, PIG mum can send it for me on monday. :)
-thanks to dad who cooked me some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who folded that into a sandwhich for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two 'incorrectly'.
-i was about to start playing with tessa's macbook, but nature called. so i went to do a stinky unspeakable first, before coming back to type tess out another letter.
-tess gave ela a short massage, painting her silver with gold spots today. very fancy!
-but sneaky dad had hidden the milo again. >< so tess just made me another cup of tea, before taking me to the loo once more.
-when she left, vincent the bloody physio came. >< my torture session today was just standing on elf. funny thing, though, you need two feet for balance. i tried to stand only on erf once - that's just as hard!
-when he buggered off, lunch was the yummy fried rice tess had cooked! hope PIG mum thought 'twas less oily this time!
-can't remember if i went once more to the loo before plopping online. if yes, then PIG mum surely must've gleefully forced poor em to do everything.
-well, about thirty minutes till the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P comes. off to check my e-mail. hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lol, PIG mum's explaining to dearest dad why she can't wash bear bear yet; she needs one full week of sunlight to dry him out without any cloudy days in between, else he'll stink. :P anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-dad tootled me off to uni fellowship. we chatted about the talk he was going to listen to; speaker was some wife of this guy who suffered a heart attack and passed away?
-but i was PISSED when we arrived; see, uncle ching ALLOWED dad to drive down to the service hall and drop me off before he went back up and parked, but nope, dad still parked @ the top and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down! >< karson did wander over and lemme hold his hand for awhile, but horrid dad pulled his hand away. *sigh* i was walking so well when karson was holding era, too, erf was passing elf with every step, but after dad gleefully forced me to let go, sorry. :(
-i had a yak with dr. lee when i sat down, asked him why he was still attending uni fellowship and not workers fellowship; he explained 'twas coz he often had to work on wednesday nights.
-i didn't sing anything out aloud for worship, of course, but i did clap along for one song.
-ross, dr. lee and i grouped together to pray for each other. dr. lee prayed for me, i prayed for ross and ross prayed for dr. lee. after prayer, ela's pointer wriggled her thanks @ dr. lee for praying for her. :)
-our final bible study for the year! still about dating, but this time, we looked @ where god came into the picture.
-oops ... hehe; i've just used up lotsa time with facebook! ><" :P
-after fellowship finished, dad took me to the toilet once then kindly made me onr cracker with cheese and ham sandwhich. i had a yak with tina.
-but dad STILL wouldn't move the car back down! >< meaning he gleefully FORCED me to walk all the way up back to the 4WD and tootled us back home.
-hehe, i went the long way back into the house, coz i wanted sth on my right side to get back into the house.
-dad fed me my antibiotic, but wouldn't gimme milk! >< meaning PIG mum got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way down the hall to get the milk and back. then i decided to use the loo once more before i went to bed. dunno why PIG mum wouldn't see me back safely to my room; instead, i just spider-girled back. only i forgot to take off my socks! except PIG mum must've smelt them on me, coz she came inside and pulled them off. :P
-and because PIG mum kindly didn't trap poor ela into the splint last night, her thumb's just sitting gently outside right now. :)
-sat: for the FIFTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK, PIG mum has refused permission for tess and i to go to the coffee club together to celebrate one year of her looking after me! >, *sigh* i'm really suspecting now that she'll keep refusing to let us out together until december, when she'll say "that's your christmas and your one year together celebration combined together." party pooper. ><
-meaning i snored until tess arrived promptly @ 10am.
-she gave me ten more minutes, got me kitted, then led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who helped me squirt some toothpaste out.
-tess then led me to the toilet. four tinkles later, she led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-but before breakfast, i finished my letter to nana first! hopefully, PIG mum can send it for me on monday. :)
-thanks to dad who cooked me some ham and eggs, and thanks to tess who folded that into a sandwhich for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two 'incorrectly'.
-i was about to start playing with tessa's macbook, but nature called. so i went to do a stinky unspeakable first, before coming back to type tess out another letter.
-tess gave ela a short massage, painting her silver with gold spots today. very fancy!
-but sneaky dad had hidden the milo again. >< so tess just made me another cup of tea, before taking me to the loo once more.
-when she left, vincent the bloody physio came. >< my torture session today was just standing on elf. funny thing, though, you need two feet for balance. i tried to stand only on erf once - that's just as hard!
-when he buggered off, lunch was the yummy fried rice tess had cooked! hope PIG mum thought 'twas less oily this time!
-can't remember if i went once more to the loo before plopping online. if yes, then PIG mum surely must've gleefully forced poor em to do everything.
-well, about thirty minutes till the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P comes. off to check my e-mail. hope i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 22b
good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1628, and the final spam count for this week's now sixty. okies, final events for today?
-ngan came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, then dried myself. i got creamed and ngan rekitted me, before rinsing the floor for me and leading me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i asked her did she want me to get the ingredients for my arvo tea, but she said i could sit down. :)
-then ngan made me the perfect arvo tea! one toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo cut into two rectangles, plus one cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel out aloud until just after 5:30, when ngan gave ela a massage, painting her silver with dark blue spots today.
-ngan poured me one more mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly', and took me once more to the toilet. i won't see her for three weeks, coz next week's SWOTVAC and the following two are exams!
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 20+ mins of that UQ home program, followed by about more than five minutes of that calf stretching thing.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa wintermelon and several strips of BBQ chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-time to go to uni fellowship! hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-ngan came @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, then dried myself. i got creamed and ngan rekitted me, before rinsing the floor for me and leading me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i asked her did she want me to get the ingredients for my arvo tea, but she said i could sit down. :)
-then ngan made me the perfect arvo tea! one toastie with two slices of cheese, ham and mayo cut into two rectangles, plus one cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then i read my book club novel out aloud until just after 5:30, when ngan gave ela a massage, painting her silver with dark blue spots today.
-ngan poured me one more mug of water - the second i could hold 'incorrectly', and took me once more to the toilet. i won't see her for three weeks, coz next week's SWOTVAC and the following two are exams!
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 20+ mins of that UQ home program, followed by about more than five minutes of that calf stretching thing.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa wintermelon and several strips of BBQ chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-time to go to uni fellowship! hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 21, 2010
friday post 22
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1275 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's "it's all about him!" and thirdly, em's still owed EIGHT MINUTES online after the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves. and the spam count for the week's only fifty-six. hopefully, PIG mum will allow me back online, fingers crossed! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-nabuko gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had pne tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off. i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nabuko kindly rinsed the floor for me before she led me to her car. i yelled good-bye to PIG mum.
-nabuko tootled us off to garbo, where we spent like, the next THIRTY minutes driving around and around, looking for a park!
-when we finally got a park, i pushed sparkless inside the library then found myself some ender wiggin novelet by orson scott card. nobuko just read gossip magazines. :P
-we stayed till 7:30! before finally heading for dinner @ food court. zero thanks to PIG mum who said i couldn't get a low-fat shake. :( i got some KFC and an orange juice, nobuko got some chinese takeaway and a 600mL coke zero.
-we just rolled around and around after dinner; in fact, we didn't find borders till after the shop had already closed! :P
-we also picked up some groceries for PIG mum, who wanted milk and onions.
-then nobuko took me once more to the loo.
-when nobuko said i had several dollars remaining, i went to breadtop and bought us each a bun! nobuko got some cakes for her family, too.
-nobuko tootled me home. i said my byes and thanks to her - i really hope she'll be back soon!
-repeat the usual nightly routine, except that i got to place the toothbrush down flat and squirt the toothpaste out like HOW I USED TO BEFORE GOD GLEEFULLY STRUCK ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR>< oh, and PIG mum didn't imprison poor ela, either! meaning she slept with her thumb tucked gently inside like era, all night, meaning her thumb's staying outside all day. :)
-anyways, ngan should arrive in just under one hour; i'm off to get my naruto fix! :D
-uni fellowship tonight~
-tess's coming toms, hopefully promptly! and yes, i'll be asking PIG mum AGAIN, FOR THE FIFTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK, if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me! but she'll no doubt refuse. *sigh* :( but i hope she'll bring me her macbook to play with! else i'll just write a nice long letter to nana. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-nabuko gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had pne tinkle before nabuko flipped the nice hot water off. i dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nabuko kindly rinsed the floor for me before she led me to her car. i yelled good-bye to PIG mum.
-nabuko tootled us off to garbo, where we spent like, the next THIRTY minutes driving around and around, looking for a park!
-when we finally got a park, i pushed sparkless inside the library then found myself some ender wiggin novelet by orson scott card. nobuko just read gossip magazines. :P
-we stayed till 7:30! before finally heading for dinner @ food court. zero thanks to PIG mum who said i couldn't get a low-fat shake. :( i got some KFC and an orange juice, nobuko got some chinese takeaway and a 600mL coke zero.
-we just rolled around and around after dinner; in fact, we didn't find borders till after the shop had already closed! :P
-we also picked up some groceries for PIG mum, who wanted milk and onions.
-then nobuko took me once more to the loo.
-when nobuko said i had several dollars remaining, i went to breadtop and bought us each a bun! nobuko got some cakes for her family, too.
-nobuko tootled me home. i said my byes and thanks to her - i really hope she'll be back soon!
-repeat the usual nightly routine, except that i got to place the toothbrush down flat and squirt the toothpaste out like HOW I USED TO BEFORE GOD GLEEFULLY STRUCK ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR>< oh, and PIG mum didn't imprison poor ela, either! meaning she slept with her thumb tucked gently inside like era, all night, meaning her thumb's staying outside all day. :)
-anyways, ngan should arrive in just under one hour; i'm off to get my naruto fix! :D
-uni fellowship tonight~
-tess's coming toms, hopefully promptly! and yes, i'll be asking PIG mum AGAIN, FOR THE FIFTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK, if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate one year of her looking after me! but she'll no doubt refuse. *sigh* :( but i hope she'll bring me her macbook to play with! else i'll just write a nice long letter to nana. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 24b
hello again! actually, i was just about to go to garbo with nobuko, then PIG mum yelled, "you guys can't leave yet! em, you need to eat your antibiotics @ 5:" so i'm back again, with a final plodding total of 2014. sweet, i just passed two grand. :)
anyways, i'm kinda PISSED that evil PIG mum won't lemme have a two piece feed for dinner tonight, coz i'm almost certain since i haven't had one since JUNE! >< neither will she lemme have a low fat shake, either, the meaniepoo. >< fingers crossed that i can @ least have some gravy with my snackbox ... actually, what do you think my chances are of getting two? yeah, i know, keep dreaming. :( anyways, mega-quickly:
-breakfast was three weetbix, some honey, and three blueberries!
-physio @ UQ. thanks to some random lady who passed me a who gossip mag.
-did mat work today, sit-to-stands playing checkers with sam! scored a mini chocolate freddo, too~
-back @ home, aunty frances and i made choc chip muffins! i gobbled two. :)
-nobuko gave me a shower - hairwash today.
-toms: physio @ your :P turn, then i've got some appointment with sth ... can't remember what. hopefully we can hit somewhere for lunch!
-dunno who's coming to shower me toms, but uni fellowship toms night! hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, i'm kinda PISSED that evil PIG mum won't lemme have a two piece feed for dinner tonight, coz i'm almost certain since i haven't had one since JUNE! >< neither will she lemme have a low fat shake, either, the meaniepoo. >< fingers crossed that i can @ least have some gravy with my snackbox ... actually, what do you think my chances are of getting two? yeah, i know, keep dreaming. :( anyways, mega-quickly:
-breakfast was three weetbix, some honey, and three blueberries!
-physio @ UQ. thanks to some random lady who passed me a who gossip mag.
-did mat work today, sit-to-stands playing checkers with sam! scored a mini chocolate freddo, too~
-back @ home, aunty frances and i made choc chip muffins! i gobbled two. :)
-nobuko gave me a shower - hairwash today.
-toms: physio @ your :P turn, then i've got some appointment with sth ... can't remember what. hopefully we can hit somewhere for lunch!
-dunno who's coming to shower me toms, but uni fellowship toms night! hope everyone has a great end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
thursday post 24
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'made righteous through christ' secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1873 steps today, and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! but i've recorded that down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :) anyways, nobuko and i are hitting garbo tonight! yeah~ hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post28c
good evening one last time for tonight! em's final plodding total for tonight now stands @ 2307. righteo, events for wednesday?
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake and fed me my antibiotic. then i went back to sleep, thinking i'd get up soon to go watch a movie with PIG mum.
-bet then we both overslept!!! >< 'twas 12:50pm when PIG mum woke up to come downstairs and i swung myself over to use the pot! :P
-so PIG mum got me kitted and just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she did agree to check the underground carparks first, but left me slightly pissed when BOTH the underground side-parks were available. >< remember, PIG mum won't even bother to TRY the side ones coz she's a crap driver. >< but i try so very hard for her every day, why won't she try the same back for me? :(
-luckily, there was a disabled carpark available upstairs. PIG mum parked there, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down.
-we told naz we wanted to try the baked potato and nachos; he replied there'd be a short wait for the chicken.
-sorry, nature calls. >< bbl!
-righteo, my final plodding total's now 2495. 'scuse me if i can't be bothered to plod another five steps to make that total an even 2500 :p anyways, where was i?
-i sat down and PIG mum went to buy us drinks and the paper. firstly, aunty emily and uncle peter wandered over to say hello, then aunty catherine!
-and naz picked me out this MASSIVE potato for my spud. "what", i teased him when i walked over to get it"next time i see you, should i call you mr. kebab guy or mr. spud guy?P" he laughed back, "whatever you want."
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-only nobuko didn't turn up till like, 5:30pm!
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower first - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nobuko led me back out to the gobbling :P table, and made me a cuppa, even though nasty PIG mum had said no to arvo tea. :(
-as we watched the news, nobuko gave ela a massage, and painted her silver.
-before nobuko left, she took me once more to the loo. she's coming back toms - we're going to garbo together! :D but dude, seriously, i'm really pushing for a two piece feed now - i can say with honest certainty i haven't had one since JUNE! ><
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 20+ mins of that home program thing; then gleefully forced poor em on 25+ mins more of exercises for ela.
-dinner tonight; rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, and one chunk of fried fish. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruuit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i plopped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-UQ physio toms. hopefully PIG mum will take me somewhere nice for lunch, and if not, @ least buy me a pork salad roll afterwards. then, aunty frances is coming over, and we're FINALLY making choc chip muffins! :D dunno when she's leaving, and dunno when i can get my precious, if PISSY two hours online, but i've got my trusty spreadsheet to keep time for me. :)finally, nobuko's taking me out to garbo - awesome! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ice-cream tonight! :D dunno if PIG mum'll 'forget, but i won't. :P
-this morning, PIG mum poked me awake and fed me my antibiotic. then i went back to sleep, thinking i'd get up soon to go watch a movie with PIG mum.
-bet then we both overslept!!! >< 'twas 12:50pm when PIG mum woke up to come downstairs and i swung myself over to use the pot! :P
-so PIG mum got me kitted and just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'the love album' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to plaza. she did agree to check the underground carparks first, but left me slightly pissed when BOTH the underground side-parks were available. >< remember, PIG mum won't even bother to TRY the side ones coz she's a crap driver. >< but i try so very hard for her every day, why won't she try the same back for me? :(
-luckily, there was a disabled carpark available upstairs. PIG mum parked there, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down.
-we told naz we wanted to try the baked potato and nachos; he replied there'd be a short wait for the chicken.
-sorry, nature calls. >< bbl!
-righteo, my final plodding total's now 2495. 'scuse me if i can't be bothered to plod another five steps to make that total an even 2500 :p anyways, where was i?
-i sat down and PIG mum went to buy us drinks and the paper. firstly, aunty emily and uncle peter wandered over to say hello, then aunty catherine!
-and naz picked me out this MASSIVE potato for my spud. "what", i teased him when i walked over to get it"next time i see you, should i call you mr. kebab guy or mr. spud guy?P" he laughed back, "whatever you want."
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us home and i plopped online.
-only nobuko didn't turn up till like, 5:30pm!
-she led me to the bathroom for a nice hot shower first - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. nobuko led me back out to the gobbling :P table, and made me a cuppa, even though nasty PIG mum had said no to arvo tea. :(
-as we watched the news, nobuko gave ela a massage, and painted her silver.
-before nobuko left, she took me once more to the loo. she's coming back toms - we're going to garbo together! :D but dude, seriously, i'm really pushing for a two piece feed now - i can say with honest certainty i haven't had one since JUNE! ><
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 20+ mins of that home program thing; then gleefully forced poor em on 25+ mins more of exercises for ela.
-dinner tonight; rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, and one chunk of fried fish. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruuit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i plopped online. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-UQ physio toms. hopefully PIG mum will take me somewhere nice for lunch, and if not, @ least buy me a pork salad roll afterwards. then, aunty frances is coming over, and we're FINALLY making choc chip muffins! :D dunno when she's leaving, and dunno when i can get my precious, if PISSY two hours online, but i've got my trusty spreadsheet to keep time for me. :)finally, nobuko's taking me out to garbo - awesome! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ice-cream tonight! :D dunno if PIG mum'll 'forget, but i won't. :P
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
wednesday post28b
well, jeannine never turned up. >< i rang CODA @ 4:15, lousise said she'd chase jeannine for me, but never rang back. so i tried again @ 4:30. this time, claire put me through to alice, who said jeannine couldn't make it - but nobuko's coming back! only she can't make it till 5pm, but she'll stay till 7pm. but i've taken that extra hour off the time i'm owed online tonight, it's just FORTY-TWO MINUTES now. righteo, i'm off to play text twist now! bbl tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post28
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'have you lost your peace of mind'?, secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1370 steps today, and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-TWO MINUTES online tonight!!! but that's already been recorded down into my spreadsheet, so all's good. :)
-anyways, jeannine should arrive in like, five minutes, so i'll go check my e-mail now, and try my best to be back with the day's events and my final plodding total!
cheers,
em. ^^
-anyways, jeannine should arrive in like, five minutes, so i'll go check my e-mail now, and try my best to be back with the day's events and my final plodding total!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post24b
good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3887. anyways, the rest of today's events?
-PIG mum tootled us off to some place to help me find a paid job and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-directed towards some room, much thanks to the lady who offered me a cuppa and made me one. :)
-more talking to the lady we met the first time and another lady with a very interesting name! too bad PIG mum won't lemme type it here, though.oh well. we also met this guy who does like workshops with ppl trying to find work. he asked me if i knew how to work consoles.
-when we left, i was about to ask PIG mum if we could please try the potato thing from naz, when she suggested we have lunch @ maccas! i was cool with that~
-but the disabled carpark was already taken. >< luckily, the one beside it was free, and PIG mum parked there, before gleefully FORCING me to walk inside.
-i said i was happy to eat a chicken wrap if PIG mum would lemme drink a choc shake - i'm pretty sure i haven't had one all year! - but the big meaniepoo refused. :( oh well. we both ate this mcdouble instead, and shared a regular chips and also drank a medium orange juice each, too. PIG mum read the australian; i red the courier mail.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back out to the car, PIG mum tootled us home so i could do a stinky unspeakable. then 'twas time for my bloody torture session with vincent the evil physio. ><
-but crap, nature called! prolly coz PIG mum had given me two mugs of water when i last went to the bathroom. meaning vincent the physio Forced me to walk all the way to the loo - where there weren't any disabled toilets! >< so i screwed up my courage and walked in there myself. thankfully, the first cubicle was free, and i found that i could hold onto the giant toilet roll holder for some support. funny thing was, that after i'd sat down, vincent the physio called me! when i ignored him, he called me again! still i chose to ignore him, but when he immediately called a third time, i decided i'd better answer him. then i walked back out myself, skipping the hand-washing part (sorry!) "what," i teased him, "if i still didn't answer you, would you have summoned up your courage and barged into the girls toilets to rescue me?" :P 'of course not," he replied. 'but i saw like, seven women in there! were you all sharing the same toilet together?" i taught him that, unlike boys who share a public urinal, girls have separate cubicles each. :p
-anyways, he Forced me to walk back to his store, where he gleefully forced me to stand on that bloody wobble board for seventeen, maybe eighteen minutes! it was ten, but he added one more minute for every time my hands touched sth. i tried to explain to him that ela doesn't know where she is, but he didn't care, and just added another minute everytime she accidentally brushed against sth. ><
-PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online until nobuko came!
-nobuko came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped off the hot water, dried and creamed myself. nobuko rekitted me then led me out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea, saying she'd return to the bathroom to clean it up while i was eating.
-yay, thanks to nobuko who gave me the perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i drank one cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey 'incorrectly'. she made herself one cup of coffee, then sat down and had a yak with me.
-did you know, she met her hubby online! she's also a step-mum now, to two boys, one aged sixteen, the other seventeen. and apparently, 'step-mum' in japanese is 'mamahaha'?
-@ 5;30, nobuko gave ela a massage, painting her yellow today.
-then @ 5;55pm, she took me once more to the toilet. i tried to return online after that, but she explained the evil, horrible PIG mum had already ruled that i could only sit @ the table. ><
-but she turned on the television for me. firstly, i watched some lucky woman win seventy-five grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland :P and took me once to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. i tried to return online again, but was still prevented by evil PIG mum, who gleefully forced poor em on 45+ mins of exercises for ela, the UQ home program plus calf stretching.
-eep, thirty minutes left! typetypetype~
-finally, dinner. pasta tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower, one truly disgusting mussel (which i spat out :P) and one tiny morsel of pork and beef each. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards to drink.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to do everything. but i'm finally online now, till 9;45pm. :)
-toms: sweet, no hydro! firstly, coz of my poor head midget (my 2IC third has offered to provide the last rites for it:P) and coz i've got my monthlies. think i'll try my chances of begging PIG mum to please take me to see a movie! then i can get that potato from naz! i've zero idea who's coming to shower me toms, but i must remember to ring alice! coz ngan's already said she can't take me to garbo on thursday - but surely someone will! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum tootled us off to some place to help me find a paid job and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside.
-directed towards some room, much thanks to the lady who offered me a cuppa and made me one. :)
-more talking to the lady we met the first time and another lady with a very interesting name! too bad PIG mum won't lemme type it here, though.oh well. we also met this guy who does like workshops with ppl trying to find work. he asked me if i knew how to work consoles.
-when we left, i was about to ask PIG mum if we could please try the potato thing from naz, when she suggested we have lunch @ maccas! i was cool with that~
-but the disabled carpark was already taken. >< luckily, the one beside it was free, and PIG mum parked there, before gleefully FORCING me to walk inside.
-i said i was happy to eat a chicken wrap if PIG mum would lemme drink a choc shake - i'm pretty sure i haven't had one all year! - but the big meaniepoo refused. :( oh well. we both ate this mcdouble instead, and shared a regular chips and also drank a medium orange juice each, too. PIG mum read the australian; i red the courier mail.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back out to the car, PIG mum tootled us home so i could do a stinky unspeakable. then 'twas time for my bloody torture session with vincent the evil physio. ><
-but crap, nature called! prolly coz PIG mum had given me two mugs of water when i last went to the bathroom. meaning vincent the physio Forced me to walk all the way to the loo - where there weren't any disabled toilets! >< so i screwed up my courage and walked in there myself. thankfully, the first cubicle was free, and i found that i could hold onto the giant toilet roll holder for some support. funny thing was, that after i'd sat down, vincent the physio called me! when i ignored him, he called me again! still i chose to ignore him, but when he immediately called a third time, i decided i'd better answer him. then i walked back out myself, skipping the hand-washing part (sorry!) "what," i teased him, "if i still didn't answer you, would you have summoned up your courage and barged into the girls toilets to rescue me?" :P 'of course not," he replied. 'but i saw like, seven women in there! were you all sharing the same toilet together?" i taught him that, unlike boys who share a public urinal, girls have separate cubicles each. :p
-anyways, he Forced me to walk back to his store, where he gleefully forced me to stand on that bloody wobble board for seventeen, maybe eighteen minutes! it was ten, but he added one more minute for every time my hands touched sth. i tried to explain to him that ela doesn't know where she is, but he didn't care, and just added another minute everytime she accidentally brushed against sth. ><
-PIG mum tootled us home and i tootled online until nobuko came!
-nobuko came and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before nobuko flipped off the hot water, dried and creamed myself. nobuko rekitted me then led me out to the gobbling :P table for my arvo tea, saying she'd return to the bathroom to clean it up while i was eating.
-yay, thanks to nobuko who gave me the perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yup, two slices - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i drank one cup of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey 'incorrectly'. she made herself one cup of coffee, then sat down and had a yak with me.
-did you know, she met her hubby online! she's also a step-mum now, to two boys, one aged sixteen, the other seventeen. and apparently, 'step-mum' in japanese is 'mamahaha'?
-@ 5;30, nobuko gave ela a massage, painting her yellow today.
-then @ 5;55pm, she took me once more to the toilet. i tried to return online after that, but she explained the evil, horrible PIG mum had already ruled that i could only sit @ the table. ><
-but she turned on the television for me. firstly, i watched some lucky woman win seventy-five grand on deal or no deal, then seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter.
-PIG mum awoke from pigland :P and took me once to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. i tried to return online again, but was still prevented by evil PIG mum, who gleefully forced poor em on 45+ mins of exercises for ela, the UQ home program plus calf stretching.
-eep, thirty minutes left! typetypetype~
-finally, dinner. pasta tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower, one truly disgusting mussel (which i spat out :P) and one tiny morsel of pork and beef each. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very deliberately held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards to drink.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to do everything. but i'm finally online now, till 9;45pm. :)
-toms: sweet, no hydro! firstly, coz of my poor head midget (my 2IC third has offered to provide the last rites for it:P) and coz i've got my monthlies. think i'll try my chances of begging PIG mum to please take me to see a movie! then i can get that potato from naz! i've zero idea who's coming to shower me toms, but i must remember to ring alice! coz ngan's already said she can't take me to garbo on thursday - but surely someone will! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, October 18, 2010
tuesday post24
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3177 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'god will 'be there for you'; and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online tonight!!! but that's gone into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) righteo, today's events?
-this morning, dad came inside and kissed better all the places dr. lin had stabbed with her acupuncture needles. then he kissed me even more. :) bear bear was a tad jealous of me! "dad never kisses me that much," he grumbled. "i don't feel loved. ><" but he did after i kissed hom lots back. then we just cuddled and snored our heads off. :)
-PIG mum came inside later and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent what little time remaining before PIG mum THUNDERED :P back inside having a earnest chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today.
-when PIG mum ew-entered my room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P for three tinkles. "ela, time to pop your thumb out now,' i told her, 'coz PIG mum was nice and didn't trap your hand inside that evil splint last night." and ela's been a good girl all day. :)
-PIG mum kitted me for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. today, we listened to anthony callea's second album all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-bbl, okies? i've got some new carer here today, nobuko! she's japanese! :D
-this morning, dad came inside and kissed better all the places dr. lin had stabbed with her acupuncture needles. then he kissed me even more. :) bear bear was a tad jealous of me! "dad never kisses me that much," he grumbled. "i don't feel loved. ><" but he did after i kissed hom lots back. then we just cuddled and snored our heads off. :)
-PIG mum came inside later and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." i counted that time down, then spent what little time remaining before PIG mum THUNDERED :P back inside having a earnest chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today.
-when PIG mum ew-entered my room, i swung myself around to use the pot :P for three tinkles. "ela, time to pop your thumb out now,' i told her, 'coz PIG mum was nice and didn't trap your hand inside that evil splint last night." and ela's been a good girl all day. :)
-PIG mum kitted me for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. today, we listened to anthony callea's second album all day, and PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-bbl, okies? i've got some new carer here today, nobuko! she's japanese! :D
monday post 25b
994good evening! em's final plodding total, from 4pm afterwards, now stands @ 694. *sigh* i must remember to check that i've really published the post before i turn off the computer. >< anyways, where was i?
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ. i used the bathroom once when we arrived, then PIG mum continued being horrible by again refusing to pass me a gossip mag and just flouncing off to pay. i didn't bother asking percy the saint/angel to please send someone whom i could ask to please pass me a gossip mag, coz we arrived later than usual, @ 10:52am, and i figured i wouldn't bother him by asking. but he sent someone along anyway. :) so much thanks to the random girl that passed me a new idea/woman's day mag to browse until the physio student came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside the gym.
-i said hello to ann, and nagged her to tell me sth stupid that horace? the guy that visited me last sunday and said he did hydrotherapy with ann - that he did so i could give him hell about it. :P "but i can't think of anything nasty, he's such a lovely boy!" she protested, laughing.
-ann helped mr. physio student - joel? - get me onto my knees on the mat, then i did reaching exercises with era, placing balls into some basket. but i've got small hands - i couldn't grasp the basketball with just one hand! :P
-once i was back seated on the plinth, mr. physio guy Forced me to walk two laps of the hallway with him. then 'twas wii time!
-i played about three games of the penguin slide (catching fish) game before 'twas time to leave.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the buranda shopping centre, and after giving me the choice for lunch, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to pizza capers.
-i drank one 375mL orange juice; PIG mum drank one 375mLple juice. but we didn't eat pizza! nope, we ate sth called a ... lol, PIG MUM CAN'T REMEMBER IT EITHER. :p SOME PIZZA TOPPING THING STUFFED INTO SOME BREAD THING. woah, sorry, shrieking! >< i had some teriyaki chicken one; can't remember which one PIG mum had.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the buranda medical centre. i went to the loo once first, then washed and dried both hands when PIG mum was going herself.
-back out in the waiting area, thanks to PIG mum who passed me some random gossip magazine before dr. lin called me inside and turned me into a pincushion. >< o_O :P actually, she prescribed me some dose of antibiotics, too, coz stupid ela's not healing after her brush-in with the evil garage door strut. :(
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back outside, then left me with the same gossip mag while she rocked off to buy the antibiotics. and shee saw joe!
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, she tootled us home.
-i did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-ngan arrived slightly early and led me to my bathroom for one nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. ngan rekitted me, then led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* PIG mum had gleefully restricted me to just fruit again. one yummy, juicy nashi later, i asked ngan please could i eat a slice of cheese - and she handed me one. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. think ngan takes hers white and one, BTW.
-ngan gave ela a massage for almost forty minutes, painting her chocolate brown with dark green spots today.
-@ 5:55, ngan passed me another mug of water - my last for today to hold 'incorrectly', and took me once more to the loo, before letting me plop back online. she rocked off five minutes early, and will be back ... friday, i think. she can't take me to garbo on thursday coz she's got some prior engagement, meaning i haveta remember to ring alice toms/the day after/thursday to see who's taking me out.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM until PIG mum came downstairs and booted me off. she forced me to play thirty minutes of piano, fifteen minutes per hand. ela thunked random notes; era played my second favourite song in every key. think next time, i'll play my favourite song in every key, see if that drives PIG mum up the wall. :p
-PIG mum took me to the loo for my second stinky unspeakable for today. uncle colbert arrived to treat PIG mum's hand.
-i had dinner while PIG mum was having her hand attended to. pasta tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and chives, plus one wee slice of yummy chicken. best of all, dad didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very thankfully drank my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before i tootled back online.
-sheesh, nature's calling again. >< bbl~
-actually, i also used the toilet once more when uncle colbert left, meaning em's final plodding total from 4pm afterwards's actually 994
-toms: pig MUM'S TAKING ME TO THAT JOB PLACEMENT THING @ 10AM - I REALLY, REALLY need A PAYING JOB! I MEAN, THE YEAR'S ALMOST OVER; shrieking again, sorry! >< and my chances of earning enough money to buy a plane ticket back to hong kong next year are looking ever slimmer. :S but hopefully i can see naz for lunch - not for a kebab; i want a SPUD! then it's a bloody torture session with vincent the effing physio in the arvo. >< i'm predicting more balance board horrors. :S dunno who's coming to shower me toms, but oh! must remember to remind PIG mum that we need some ham! toastie's aren't yummy without ham. >< anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ. i used the bathroom once when we arrived, then PIG mum continued being horrible by again refusing to pass me a gossip mag and just flouncing off to pay. i didn't bother asking percy the saint/angel to please send someone whom i could ask to please pass me a gossip mag, coz we arrived later than usual, @ 10:52am, and i figured i wouldn't bother him by asking. but he sent someone along anyway. :) so much thanks to the random girl that passed me a new idea/woman's day mag to browse until the physio student came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk inside the gym.
-i said hello to ann, and nagged her to tell me sth stupid that horace? the guy that visited me last sunday and said he did hydrotherapy with ann - that he did so i could give him hell about it. :P "but i can't think of anything nasty, he's such a lovely boy!" she protested, laughing.
-ann helped mr. physio student - joel? - get me onto my knees on the mat, then i did reaching exercises with era, placing balls into some basket. but i've got small hands - i couldn't grasp the basketball with just one hand! :P
-once i was back seated on the plinth, mr. physio guy Forced me to walk two laps of the hallway with him. then 'twas wii time!
-i played about three games of the penguin slide (catching fish) game before 'twas time to leave.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the buranda shopping centre, and after giving me the choice for lunch, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to pizza capers.
-i drank one 375mL orange juice; PIG mum drank one 375mLple juice. but we didn't eat pizza! nope, we ate sth called a ... lol, PIG MUM CAN'T REMEMBER IT EITHER. :p SOME PIZZA TOPPING THING STUFFED INTO SOME BREAD THING. woah, sorry, shrieking! >< i had some teriyaki chicken one; can't remember which one PIG mum had.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the buranda medical centre. i went to the loo once first, then washed and dried both hands when PIG mum was going herself.
-back out in the waiting area, thanks to PIG mum who passed me some random gossip magazine before dr. lin called me inside and turned me into a pincushion. >< o_O :P actually, she prescribed me some dose of antibiotics, too, coz stupid ela's not healing after her brush-in with the evil garage door strut. :(
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back outside, then left me with the same gossip mag while she rocked off to buy the antibiotics. and shee saw joe!
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, she tootled us home.
-i did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-ngan arrived slightly early and led me to my bathroom for one nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. ngan rekitted me, then led me out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. *sigh* PIG mum had gleefully restricted me to just fruit again. one yummy, juicy nashi later, i asked ngan please could i eat a slice of cheese - and she handed me one. :) i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. think ngan takes hers white and one, BTW.
-ngan gave ela a massage for almost forty minutes, painting her chocolate brown with dark green spots today.
-@ 5:55, ngan passed me another mug of water - my last for today to hold 'incorrectly', and took me once more to the loo, before letting me plop back online. she rocked off five minutes early, and will be back ... friday, i think. she can't take me to garbo on thursday coz she's got some prior engagement, meaning i haveta remember to ring alice toms/the day after/thursday to see who's taking me out.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM until PIG mum came downstairs and booted me off. she forced me to play thirty minutes of piano, fifteen minutes per hand. ela thunked random notes; era played my second favourite song in every key. think next time, i'll play my favourite song in every key, see if that drives PIG mum up the wall. :p
-PIG mum took me to the loo for my second stinky unspeakable for today. uncle colbert arrived to treat PIG mum's hand.
-i had dinner while PIG mum was having her hand attended to. pasta tonight, with lotsa yummy cauliflower and chives, plus one wee slice of yummy chicken. best of all, dad didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i very thankfully drank my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before i tootled back online.
-sheesh, nature's calling again. >< bbl~
-actually, i also used the toilet once more when uncle colbert left, meaning em's final plodding total from 4pm afterwards's actually 994
-toms: pig MUM'S TAKING ME TO THAT JOB PLACEMENT THING @ 10AM - I REALLY, REALLY need A PAYING JOB! I MEAN, THE YEAR'S ALMOST OVER; shrieking again, sorry! >< and my chances of earning enough money to buy a plane ticket back to hong kong next year are looking ever slimmer. :S but hopefully i can see naz for lunch - not for a kebab; i want a SPUD! then it's a bloody torture session with vincent the effing physio in the arvo. >< i'm predicting more balance board horrors. :S dunno who's coming to shower me toms, but oh! must remember to remind PIG mum that we need some ham! toastie's aren't yummy without ham. >< anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 25
grr! where has my earlier post gone?! >< *sigh* anyways, from 4pm onwards, i've been hard @ work plodding 162 steps, and TWFT topic's "you'll accomplish more by learning to do less" and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES online, starting from 5:55pm! anyways, events for today?
-i awoke around 7:30am, swung myself around to use the pot. :P dad wandered inside to kiss me good morning. :)
-back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then snored my head off, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work shortly after 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him until PIG mum barged :P inside hours later and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the remaining bit before PIG mum stormed :P back inside having a fervent, earnest but silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please for the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then had three yummy weetbix with one miniscule spot of honey for breakfast.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards: one bilberry, one cranberry, one fish oil, and one garlic ... actually, can't remember if i had garlic tablet today or not, coz eln (emily's leaky nose :P) was very well-behaved today! :) actually, i took my tablets holding the mug of water 'incorrectly', coz luckily, both dearest dad and i swallow tablets with only one gulp of water; only poor PIG mum needs more than half a mug for each tablet she inhales. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to anthony callea's second album all day.
-PIG mum tootled us
-argh, PIG mum's off to force poor em to do that bloody home program thing! >< well, will try my best to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i awoke around 7:30am, swung myself around to use the pot. :P dad wandered inside to kiss me good morning. :)
-back in bed, i released poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then snored my head off, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work shortly after 8am. then i cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him until PIG mum barged :P inside hours later and poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-i counted that time down, then spent the remaining bit before PIG mum stormed :P back inside having a fervent, earnest but silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please for the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the pleasure and all the satisfaction for PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy.
-when PIG mum returned, i swung myself over to use the pot :P for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one wee sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then had three yummy weetbix with one miniscule spot of honey for breakfast.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards: one bilberry, one cranberry, one fish oil, and one garlic ... actually, can't remember if i had garlic tablet today or not, coz eln (emily's leaky nose :P) was very well-behaved today! :) actually, i took my tablets holding the mug of water 'incorrectly', coz luckily, both dearest dad and i swallow tablets with only one gulp of water; only poor PIG mum needs more than half a mug for each tablet she inhales. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to anthony callea's second album all day.
-PIG mum tootled us
-argh, PIG mum's off to force poor em to do that bloody home program thing! >< well, will try my best to come back online tonight with my final plodding total and the rest of today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, October 17, 2010
sunday post24c
good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4606. righteo, the last of tonight's events?
-when PIG mum kicked me offline, i went to the loo and did another stinky unspeakable.
-after that was dinner. dad cooked pasta tonight! :D with lotsa yummy cauliflower, some chives and egg and one small slice of pork. sadly, PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i deliberately drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards, when she was looking @ ela's poor pointer, which has somehow become infection after her brush with the evil garage door frame! ><
-PIG mum sent dad to take me back to the computer, and i plopped back online, after asking dad to please turn the modem off then on again. a funny thing about our net - for some reason, if it's unused for a period of time, it cuts off and we haveta reset it. kinda annoying, actually.
-toms: firstly, i hope i wake @ 6am so i can take that bloody splint off and tuck poor ela's thumb gently back inside to sleep for three hours!
-UQ physio @ 11am. i really hope that somone'll be in the waiting area and hand me a gossip mag to browse, coz i'm almost certain that PIG mum won't. i don't really understand why ... :( but maybe i'll ask percy to please send someone over who will. :)
-dunno where PIG MUM'S TAKING ME TO LUNCH AFTERWARDS, BUT I'VE GOT PINCUSHION PRACTICE IN THE ARVO! O_o :p MUST ASK DR. LIN TO PLEASE LOOK @ ELA'S POOR POINTER - I promise I HAVEN'T SCRATCHED IT (NOT WHEN I'M AWAKE, @ LEAST) - woah, shrieking, sorry! >< but the stupid thing's gotten infected! ><
-jeannine's coming toms to shower me - i expect a twenty minute massage for ela exactly, no more, no less. anyways, the final spam count for sunday's nineteen. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 9pm! (which is still a RIDICULOUSLY EARLY time for someone who's older than TWENTY-THREE POINT FIVE YEARS, but hey. i'm used to that. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when PIG mum kicked me offline, i went to the loo and did another stinky unspeakable.
-after that was dinner. dad cooked pasta tonight! :D with lotsa yummy cauliflower, some chives and egg and one small slice of pork. sadly, PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i deliberately drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly' afterwards, when she was looking @ ela's poor pointer, which has somehow become infection after her brush with the evil garage door frame! ><
-PIG mum sent dad to take me back to the computer, and i plopped back online, after asking dad to please turn the modem off then on again. a funny thing about our net - for some reason, if it's unused for a period of time, it cuts off and we haveta reset it. kinda annoying, actually.
-toms: firstly, i hope i wake @ 6am so i can take that bloody splint off and tuck poor ela's thumb gently back inside to sleep for three hours!
-UQ physio @ 11am. i really hope that somone'll be in the waiting area and hand me a gossip mag to browse, coz i'm almost certain that PIG mum won't. i don't really understand why ... :( but maybe i'll ask percy to please send someone over who will. :)
-dunno where PIG MUM'S TAKING ME TO LUNCH AFTERWARDS, BUT I'VE GOT PINCUSHION PRACTICE IN THE ARVO! O_o :p MUST ASK DR. LIN TO PLEASE LOOK @ ELA'S POOR POINTER - I promise I HAVEN'T SCRATCHED IT (NOT WHEN I'M AWAKE, @ LEAST) - woah, shrieking, sorry! >< but the stupid thing's gotten infected! ><
-jeannine's coming toms to shower me - i expect a twenty minute massage for ela exactly, no more, no less. anyways, the final spam count for sunday's nineteen. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme stay online till 9pm! (which is still a RIDICULOUSLY EARLY time for someone who's older than TWENTY-THREE POINT FIVE YEARS, but hey. i'm used to that. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 16, 2010
sunday post24b
good afternoon again! well, PIG mum didn't come downstairs by 4:30, so i started taking the armchair to the bathroom. but of course PIG mum heard and she came galloping down, yelling @ me that doing so was forbidden. *sigh* anyways, i stayed over the loo for three or four tinkles, and when i stood up, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything but i'm back online now, with a new final plodding total of 4054. uncle colbert's just left; he came over briefly to fry PIG mum's sore arm/hand (well, not fry, per se, but use this lil machine that looks like a tense machine. :P) and now, i'm gonna ring madam hippo! :D only, PIG mum needs to find her home number first. and dearest dad's just arrived home. :) i'll try to come back onlinght with my final plodding total, spam count for the weekend, the last of tonight's events and what's in store for toms, right?
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post24
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's 'what you really want - is the lord!', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3864 steps today, and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's eighteen. righteo, events for today?
-PIG mum poked me awake to use the pot, got me kitted, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with ... strawberry conserve? (strawberry jam, but thicker) and one mug of milo.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. she also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-dad tootled us off to church, refusing me permission to listen to any music. i couldn't be bothered asking for permission to sing out aloud; i just sang my favourite song inside my head. got through around thirty bottles when we arrived @ church (meaning my favourite song is, yes, 'ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall' :P)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to the service hall. actually, i went once to the loo first.
-we didn't have service this morning, but a workshop from tim hawkins! titled 'the missing ingredient of leadership', the best thing was that we didn't have any worship first, meaning no standing. :)
-aunty a walked me once to the toilet, before i walked over to wash and dry era before walking over and grabbing two cream bikkies then taking a seat @ the morning tea area in the sun - 'twas cold this morning!
-thanks to aunty a who made me a cuppa, white and two, and some other random aunty who passed me one quarter-triangle of bread with marg/strawberry jam inside.
-i yakked to joey, pole and ... anna?
-sermon time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the adult's hall, and i took a seat next to aunty a.
-for worship, aunty a forced me to stand for four/five songs. i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course, but i did clap along for one song.
-tim hawkin's sermon topic was 'grow a fully devoted heart'
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom afterwards, then dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-argh, but he parked @ the commonwealth bank end again! ><
-and in the end, we had to eat @ cafe mi again, too! >< the third again was having two meals for three people, but @ least i drank the cold milk tea myself. i also ate some of my favourite dish, the fried pork chop with a fried egg in tomato rice (say 'yellow gold rice' in canto).
-PIG mum told dad to repark the car outside the cinemas. phew! anna taught us that muscle dan's mum's called aunty phylis (sp?).
-dad tootled us home. i went once to the loo; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-well, dad's gone out playing baddy while PIG mum's in pigland. :P nature's starting to call, so if by 4:30 PIG mum doesn't wake up and come downstairs, i'm gonna have to drag my armchair for a trip to the loo with me. anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum poked me awake to use the pot, got me kitted, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with ... strawberry conserve? (strawberry jam, but thicker) and one mug of milo.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car. she also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-dad tootled us off to church, refusing me permission to listen to any music. i couldn't be bothered asking for permission to sing out aloud; i just sang my favourite song inside my head. got through around thirty bottles when we arrived @ church (meaning my favourite song is, yes, 'ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall' :P)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to the service hall. actually, i went once to the loo first.
-we didn't have service this morning, but a workshop from tim hawkins! titled 'the missing ingredient of leadership', the best thing was that we didn't have any worship first, meaning no standing. :)
-aunty a walked me once to the toilet, before i walked over to wash and dry era before walking over and grabbing two cream bikkies then taking a seat @ the morning tea area in the sun - 'twas cold this morning!
-thanks to aunty a who made me a cuppa, white and two, and some other random aunty who passed me one quarter-triangle of bread with marg/strawberry jam inside.
-i yakked to joey, pole and ... anna?
-sermon time, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the adult's hall, and i took a seat next to aunty a.
-for worship, aunty a forced me to stand for four/five songs. i didn't sing anything out aloud, of course, but i did clap along for one song.
-tim hawkin's sermon topic was 'grow a fully devoted heart'
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom afterwards, then dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-argh, but he parked @ the commonwealth bank end again! ><
-and in the end, we had to eat @ cafe mi again, too! >< the third again was having two meals for three people, but @ least i drank the cold milk tea myself. i also ate some of my favourite dish, the fried pork chop with a fried egg in tomato rice (say 'yellow gold rice' in canto).
-PIG mum told dad to repark the car outside the cinemas. phew! anna taught us that muscle dan's mum's called aunty phylis (sp?).
-dad tootled us home. i went once to the loo; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-well, dad's gone out playing baddy while PIG mum's in pigland. :P nature's starting to call, so if by 4:30 PIG mum doesn't wake up and come downstairs, i'm gonna have to drag my armchair for a trip to the loo with me. anyways, hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post23c
good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2530. righteo, the last of saturday's events?
-dinner was rice, lotsa broccoli/lettuce/some other vegetable :P and one chunk of chewy beef. sadly, horrid PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo afterwards, and after both her and dad passed me one mug of water, i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-and i popped back online, in my armchair. :)
-church toms. i'm slightly confused; what with the time change and everything, but i'm sure the parents'll sort things out @ church toms. sth like bible study inside the lil house first, then service in the adult's hall? if that's the case, i'm certainly looking forward to not having the long trek down to our usual hall!
-most prolly off to food court for lunch afterwards. *sigh* dad'll prolly park @ the commonwealth bank side of plaza again, so PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( poor em to hike the whole distance up to foodcourt! >< worst of all, we'll prolly haveta eat @ cafe mi again. not that i have anything against their food, of course, it's just that it's annoying having to share two meals between three pewople, when i'm more than capable of having one all myself! ><
-hopefully i'll get some visitors in the arvo! actually, i haveta ask them if they'd be willing to come back! coz i think we've almost completed the roster, and i don't really wanna be alone again ... :( anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinner was rice, lotsa broccoli/lettuce/some other vegetable :P and one chunk of chewy beef. sadly, horrid PIG mum did gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i drank my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me to the loo afterwards, and after both her and dad passed me one mug of water, i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-and i popped back online, in my armchair. :)
-church toms. i'm slightly confused; what with the time change and everything, but i'm sure the parents'll sort things out @ church toms. sth like bible study inside the lil house first, then service in the adult's hall? if that's the case, i'm certainly looking forward to not having the long trek down to our usual hall!
-most prolly off to food court for lunch afterwards. *sigh* dad'll prolly park @ the commonwealth bank side of plaza again, so PIG mum can gleefully FORCE :( poor em to hike the whole distance up to foodcourt! >< worst of all, we'll prolly haveta eat @ cafe mi again. not that i have anything against their food, of course, it's just that it's annoying having to share two meals between three pewople, when i'm more than capable of having one all myself! ><
-hopefully i'll get some visitors in the arvo! actually, i haveta ask them if they'd be willing to come back! coz i think we've almost completed the roster, and i don't really wanna be alone again ... :( anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post23b
good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2259. righteo, events since my last post?
-jeannine came, led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before she led me out to the gobbling table for arvo tea. actually, sorry, correction: she led me to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea first. but where was the ham? >< so instead, i had a banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares. i also made myself one cuppa, with two teaspoonfuls of sugar and lotsa milk, for my official cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine was hunting around for my book of sudoku, but i asked her please not to do anymore coz i'm completing the book for prizes, and PIG mum's already pointed out to me several times that if i let jeannine complete some for me, i really don't deserve the prize.
-after i'd gobbled arvo tea, i settled down with my book club novel, reaching the fifty page mark @ 5pm exactly.
-jeannine gave ela a massage @ 5:30 for exactly twenty minutes, then passed me one more mug of water - the last i could hold 'incorrectly' - and took me to the toilet for about four tinkles. she got me back @ 5:55pm, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me back to the gobbling :P table. i'd tried to return online, but evil PIG mum had already told jeannine that i had to stay back @ the gobbling :P table. >< so jeannine put seven's news on for me, stuck my purple jacket (the one with kakashi, from dr. lee) back on and left @ 6pm with my thanks and byes. she's coming back both monday and tuesday, and she's having medium rare steak with roast vegies and BBQ sauce (what else? :P) for dinner tonight.
-i watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella and sport by pat welsh. the most interesting surname i found was 'coutts', the surname of some commonwealth games australian swimmer.
-PIG mum came downstairs before the weather report and took me to the toilet once for several more tinkles, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. and dearest dad just arrived home. :)
-well, if i can stay online for eight more minutes, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum such enormous pleasure to restrict me to. dinner should be called soon; if PIG mum leaves poor ela alone and doesn't gleefully force her to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'll be very careful to hold the mug 'correctly', but if she does gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'm drinking my after-dinner drink 'incorrectly'. simple as that!
-anyways, i'm off to read my naruto manga that i didn't get the chance to finish when jeannine came this arvo. cya later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-jeannine came, led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before she led me out to the gobbling table for arvo tea. actually, sorry, correction: she led me to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea first. but where was the ham? >< so instead, i had a banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares. i also made myself one cuppa, with two teaspoonfuls of sugar and lotsa milk, for my official cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine was hunting around for my book of sudoku, but i asked her please not to do anymore coz i'm completing the book for prizes, and PIG mum's already pointed out to me several times that if i let jeannine complete some for me, i really don't deserve the prize.
-after i'd gobbled arvo tea, i settled down with my book club novel, reaching the fifty page mark @ 5pm exactly.
-jeannine gave ela a massage @ 5:30 for exactly twenty minutes, then passed me one more mug of water - the last i could hold 'incorrectly' - and took me to the toilet for about four tinkles. she got me back @ 5:55pm, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me back to the gobbling :P table. i'd tried to return online, but evil PIG mum had already told jeannine that i had to stay back @ the gobbling :P table. >< so jeannine put seven's news on for me, stuck my purple jacket (the one with kakashi, from dr. lee) back on and left @ 6pm with my thanks and byes. she's coming back both monday and tuesday, and she's having medium rare steak with roast vegies and BBQ sauce (what else? :P) for dinner tonight.
-i watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella and sport by pat welsh. the most interesting surname i found was 'coutts', the surname of some commonwealth games australian swimmer.
-PIG mum came downstairs before the weather report and took me to the toilet once for several more tinkles, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. and dearest dad just arrived home. :)
-well, if i can stay online for eight more minutes, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum such enormous pleasure to restrict me to. dinner should be called soon; if PIG mum leaves poor ela alone and doesn't gleefully force her to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'll be very careful to hold the mug 'correctly', but if she does gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'm drinking my after-dinner drink 'incorrectly'. simple as that!
-anyways, i'm off to read my naruto manga that i didn't get the chance to finish when jeannine came this arvo. cya later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 15, 2010
saturday post23
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT 's 'your shepherd and lord', secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1742 steps today, and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight!!! but i've noted that down into my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, let's start of with last night's events first!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy garlic stem/broccoli and several small chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means i drank my yummy mug of aloe vera afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. then dad tootled me off to uni fellowship.
-inside, dr. banana helped me once to the loo first before service began. of course, i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-and i met two new ppl! edith, and her mum aunty beth! i think they were looking for some JUST room? but they ended up with us! edith's an audiologist, and has a lil boy who turns 1.5 years old today!
-we watched some video sermon, from a Caucasian guy who's surname's 'chan'! the sermon was about being an enthusiastic christian being on fire for god.
-afterwards, dr. banana helped me once more to the bathroom then i took a seat outside, where supper was being served!
-thanks to tina who made me one little Styrofoam cup of hot chocolate and josh who passed me one ritz? jatz? cracker. i also nabbed myself a chocolate wafer and several BBQ flavoured little crackers.
-dad picked me up and tootled me home. repeat the usual nightly routine, etc etc etc. then i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-sat: i awoke around 7:20am to use the pot :P hearing the parents banging around in the kitchen, i released poor ela from her prison, gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off, until tess arrived just before 10am.
-she gave me ten more minutes then dug me up and got me kitted before leading me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted out some toothpaste for me. then she led me to the loo. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' then did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era then led me out to the gobbling :P table to eat breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs for breakkie this morning. :) tess made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into two rectangles, and also poured me another cup of tea, white and two, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-and she did bring me her notebook to play with! :D so i typed her out another note and played one game of purble place.
-tess gave ela a short massage - yellow with red spots today.
-she also took me to the loo once more and made me another cup of tea when she couldn't find the milo (sneaky dad! ><)
-after she left, vincent the bloody physio came. >< my torture session today was walking over to the couch and standing only on elf for five minutes. funny thing is that i also tried just standing on erf, too - and it's just as hard!
-when he buggered off :P PIG mum fed me lunch - two minute noodles with lotsa normal lettuce and sweet carrot and one wee chunk of soup pork with one tiny dot of soya sauce. dad requested ela be placed up onto the table, but my biggest surprise was that PIG mum didn't gleefully force her to hold onto the bowl while i ate! i was so grateful, i held my yummy mug of aloe vera drink carefully 'correctly' afterwards. PIG mum also ordered me to give dearest dad one sip - lol, but he doesn't like it either!
-after lunch, i was ready to pop online, but the parents for whatever reason gleefully forced me to finish writing the page of letter that i was writing to nana.
-but i'm online now. and i've got a good fifty minutes until jeannine arrives, so i'm gonna check my e-mail and get my naruto fix. hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy garlic stem/broccoli and several small chunks of beef. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. just means i drank my yummy mug of aloe vera afterwards 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. then dad tootled me off to uni fellowship.
-inside, dr. banana helped me once to the loo first before service began. of course, i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-and i met two new ppl! edith, and her mum aunty beth! i think they were looking for some JUST room? but they ended up with us! edith's an audiologist, and has a lil boy who turns 1.5 years old today!
-we watched some video sermon, from a Caucasian guy who's surname's 'chan'! the sermon was about being an enthusiastic christian being on fire for god.
-afterwards, dr. banana helped me once more to the bathroom then i took a seat outside, where supper was being served!
-thanks to tina who made me one little Styrofoam cup of hot chocolate and josh who passed me one ritz? jatz? cracker. i also nabbed myself a chocolate wafer and several BBQ flavoured little crackers.
-dad picked me up and tootled me home. repeat the usual nightly routine, etc etc etc. then i hit the sack. zzz. :P
-sat: i awoke around 7:20am to use the pot :P hearing the parents banging around in the kitchen, i released poor ela from her prison, gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off, until tess arrived just before 10am.
-she gave me ten more minutes then dug me up and got me kitted before leading me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to her who squirted out some toothpaste for me. then she led me to the loo. i asked her please to pass me one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' then did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back, led me over to wash and dry era then led me out to the gobbling :P table to eat breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs for breakkie this morning. :) tess made that into a sandwhich for me, cut into two rectangles, and also poured me another cup of tea, white and two, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-and she did bring me her notebook to play with! :D so i typed her out another note and played one game of purble place.
-tess gave ela a short massage - yellow with red spots today.
-she also took me to the loo once more and made me another cup of tea when she couldn't find the milo (sneaky dad! ><)
-after she left, vincent the bloody physio came. >< my torture session today was walking over to the couch and standing only on elf for five minutes. funny thing is that i also tried just standing on erf, too - and it's just as hard!
-when he buggered off :P PIG mum fed me lunch - two minute noodles with lotsa normal lettuce and sweet carrot and one wee chunk of soup pork with one tiny dot of soya sauce. dad requested ela be placed up onto the table, but my biggest surprise was that PIG mum didn't gleefully force her to hold onto the bowl while i ate! i was so grateful, i held my yummy mug of aloe vera drink carefully 'correctly' afterwards. PIG mum also ordered me to give dearest dad one sip - lol, but he doesn't like it either!
-after lunch, i was ready to pop online, but the parents for whatever reason gleefully forced me to finish writing the page of letter that i was writing to nana.
-but i'm online now. and i've got a good fifty minutes until jeannine arrives, so i'm gonna check my e-mail and get my naruto fix. hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 21b
good evening! em's final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1774, and the final spam count for the week's still forty-nine. anyways, final events for today?
-when ngan arrived, she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today (BTW, i'm prolly gonna wash my hair/get my hair washed every day until may, prolly! :P)
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. ngan rekitted me, then led me to the gobbling :P table
-i ate one of the yummy blueberry muffins i'd made with aunty frances yesterday. ngan also made me one cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-after i finished eating arvo tea, i started reading my new book club novel out aloud. i reached page twenty-five @ 5:15pm, BTW. ngan read some kinda self-help book.
-@5:30, ngan gave ela a massage for twenty minutes. light green with black spots today.
-@ 5:50, she fed me one mug of water and led me to the toilet. passing me one more mug of water, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-ngan came back @ 5:55, led me over to wash and dry era, before she led me back to the computer chair and i popped back online.
-ngan actually left several minutes early, and i listened to nine's news read out by andrew lofthouse and some girl.
-only PIG mum just came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em on like fifteen minutes of hand exercises for poor ela. :(
-i went to the loo once afterwards; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. meaning my final plodding total for friday's now 2024. sweet, i just passed two grand. :)
-well, PIG mum's calling dinner in about ten mins, if she gleefully forces poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'll drink my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly', but if she leaves ela alone, i'll be very careful to drink 'correctly'.
-wonder what we're doing for uni fellowship tonight? oh yeah, must chase tim for my souvenir from kwany. :D
-tess comes @ 10am toms; hope she brings her macbook for me to play with again! but if not, i'll be writing a nice long letter to nana. :)
-as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't show up, but he prolly will. meaning i can only pray the heavens will open and it'll pour rain, meaning he'll only force me to walk around inside the house. >< finally, i can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... jeannine? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when ngan arrived, she led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today (BTW, i'm prolly gonna wash my hair/get my hair washed every day until may, prolly! :P)
-i had one tinkle before ngan flipped the hot water off, dried myself and got creamed. ngan rekitted me, then led me to the gobbling :P table
-i ate one of the yummy blueberry muffins i'd made with aunty frances yesterday. ngan also made me one cup of tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar.
-after i finished eating arvo tea, i started reading my new book club novel out aloud. i reached page twenty-five @ 5:15pm, BTW. ngan read some kinda self-help book.
-@5:30, ngan gave ela a massage for twenty minutes. light green with black spots today.
-@ 5:50, she fed me one mug of water and led me to the toilet. passing me one more mug of water, i did a stinky unspeakable.
-ngan came back @ 5:55, led me over to wash and dry era, before she led me back to the computer chair and i popped back online.
-ngan actually left several minutes early, and i listened to nine's news read out by andrew lofthouse and some girl.
-only PIG mum just came downstairs and gleefully forced poor em on like fifteen minutes of hand exercises for poor ela. :(
-i went to the loo once afterwards; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. meaning my final plodding total for friday's now 2024. sweet, i just passed two grand. :)
-well, PIG mum's calling dinner in about ten mins, if she gleefully forces poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'll drink my mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly', but if she leaves ela alone, i'll be very careful to drink 'correctly'.
-wonder what we're doing for uni fellowship tonight? oh yeah, must chase tim for my souvenir from kwany. :D
-tess comes @ 10am toms; hope she brings her macbook for me to play with again! but if not, i'll be writing a nice long letter to nana. :)
-as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't show up, but he prolly will. meaning i can only pray the heavens will open and it'll pour rain, meaning he'll only force me to walk around inside the house. >< finally, i can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... jeannine? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 14, 2010
friday post 21
good afternoon! firstly, TWFT topic's "what's your achilles heel?", secondly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1642 steps today and thirdly, em's still owed TWELVE MINUTES online after ngan leaves here tonight! but i've recorded that down onto my spreadsheet already, so all's good. :) anyways, events for today?
-i woke around 7:15am to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him. actually, i had to pick him up from the floor first, along with leopard! "who's a silly bear, then," i teased him, to which he indignantly replied, "that evil blanket wrapped himself around me then jumped off your bed, dragging me down too!" :p
-when dearest dad came inside to kiss me good-bye, ela waved her sore fingers @ him and wailed again, so he kissed them all better. :) he left for work @ 7:55am, BTW.
-so bear bear, superbear, itchy and chilli PIG sausage and i all slept until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." actually, she only gave me ten @ first, but i asked please for five more.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one dot of honey, and beat this - one drop of golden syrup! (the honey ran out)
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards: one fish oil, one garlic, one cranberry, one bilberry and one gingko (sp?). i took those with one more wee gulp of water.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to your :P turn for physio, she decided we'd listen to that outta tune, nasally, dreadful, wannabe singer andy hui. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i sat down with one new idea gossip mag while she went to repark the car. i said hellos and how are yous to joy and elaine. elaine tells me that she suffered a big stroke.
-PIG mum came back and gleefully forced poor ela on heaps and heaps of exercises, like, blocks, dumbell and pegs. i got 15:01 on the motomed today.
-i was hoping we'd see naz for a kebab today, but emma had several cancellations and offered us the 1pm appointment, so PIG mum just left me sitting there and waddled next door to buy us some food. i'd guessed she'd buy us a pork salad roll type thing, even though i was hoping for a pie.
-but she came back with fish and chips instead! only bad thing was there wasn't any chicken salt, there wasn't any tartare sauce, and the fish tasted rubbery. >< i drank a 500mL mango green tea. jenni had tuna; baby margo jane still hasn't decided to say 'mum'or "dad" first yet. :P
-my session with emma was standing against the parallel bars without shoes or socks (emma was my AFO) while squatting, raising erf's heel off the ground and just standing on elf. to end the session, emma put my shoes and socks back on and i sidewalked across the parallel bars several times.
-after we'd said our thanks and byes, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk across the road back to the 4WD. i immediately changed the disc back to westlife's 'back home', and sang along while PIG mum tootled us home.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back inside the house. i plopped online in my armchair, dunno where PIG mum's now ... pigland? :P
-sweet, i've got one happy hour left online until ngan arrives. :) off to check my e-mail, then, and get my naruto fix, if there's time. UF tonight - i really must remember to ask dad if i need to ring him when fellowship ends. i've a mind not to ring him till much later. :P
-tess comes over toms. hope she brings me her macbook to play with! if not, i'll just be writing my nice long letter to nana. again, i must try and ask her if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate our one year celebration of working together. that'll be my FOURTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK of asking her that. i'm starting to suspect more and more that she'll refuse right up until december, where she'll just combine the year-old celebration and the christmas celebration together. *sigh* as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't turn up, but if/when he does, i'm praying that the sky'll be pouring rain and he'll only force me to walk around indoors. fingers crossed for no falls, either. ><" but i can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... jeannine? anyways, hopefully i can return back online tonight, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah, the spam count for the week's forty-nine.
-i woke around 7:15am to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him. actually, i had to pick him up from the floor first, along with leopard! "who's a silly bear, then," i teased him, to which he indignantly replied, "that evil blanket wrapped himself around me then jumped off your bed, dragging me down too!" :p
-when dearest dad came inside to kiss me good-bye, ela waved her sore fingers @ him and wailed again, so he kissed them all better. :) he left for work @ 7:55am, BTW.
-so bear bear, superbear, itchy and chilli PIG sausage and i all slept until PIG mum poked me awake with "fifteen more minutes." actually, she only gave me ten @ first, but i asked please for five more.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once and PIG mum got me kitted, before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was three yummy weetbix with one dot of honey, and beat this - one drop of golden syrup! (the honey ran out)
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards: one fish oil, one garlic, one cranberry, one bilberry and one gingko (sp?). i took those with one more wee gulp of water.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to your :P turn for physio, she decided we'd listen to that outta tune, nasally, dreadful, wannabe singer andy hui. :P
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i sat down with one new idea gossip mag while she went to repark the car. i said hellos and how are yous to joy and elaine. elaine tells me that she suffered a big stroke.
-PIG mum came back and gleefully forced poor ela on heaps and heaps of exercises, like, blocks, dumbell and pegs. i got 15:01 on the motomed today.
-i was hoping we'd see naz for a kebab today, but emma had several cancellations and offered us the 1pm appointment, so PIG mum just left me sitting there and waddled next door to buy us some food. i'd guessed she'd buy us a pork salad roll type thing, even though i was hoping for a pie.
-but she came back with fish and chips instead! only bad thing was there wasn't any chicken salt, there wasn't any tartare sauce, and the fish tasted rubbery. >< i drank a 500mL mango green tea. jenni had tuna; baby margo jane still hasn't decided to say 'mum'or "dad" first yet. :P
-my session with emma was standing against the parallel bars without shoes or socks (emma was my AFO) while squatting, raising erf's heel off the ground and just standing on elf. to end the session, emma put my shoes and socks back on and i sidewalked across the parallel bars several times.
-after we'd said our thanks and byes, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk across the road back to the 4WD. i immediately changed the disc back to westlife's 'back home', and sang along while PIG mum tootled us home.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back inside the house. i plopped online in my armchair, dunno where PIG mum's now ... pigland? :P
-sweet, i've got one happy hour left online until ngan arrives. :) off to check my e-mail, then, and get my naruto fix, if there's time. UF tonight - i really must remember to ask dad if i need to ring him when fellowship ends. i've a mind not to ring him till much later. :P
-tess comes over toms. hope she brings me her macbook to play with! if not, i'll just be writing my nice long letter to nana. again, i must try and ask her if tess and i can please hit the coffee club to celebrate our one year celebration of working together. that'll be my FOURTH CONSECUTIVE WEEK of asking her that. i'm starting to suspect more and more that she'll refuse right up until december, where she'll just combine the year-old celebration and the christmas celebration together. *sigh* as always, i can only pray that vincent the bloody physio won't turn up, but if/when he does, i'm praying that the sky'll be pouring rain and he'll only force me to walk around indoors. fingers crossed for no falls, either. ><" but i can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... jeannine? anyways, hopefully i can return back online tonight, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah, the spam count for the week's forty-nine.
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