saturday post23b

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2259. righteo, events since my last post?
-jeannine came, led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before jeannine flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. jeannine rinsed the floor for me before she led me out to the gobbling table for arvo tea. actually, sorry, correction: she led me to the fridge to get the ingredients for my arvo tea first. but where was the ham? >< so instead, i had a banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares. i also made myself one cuppa, with two teaspoonfuls of sugar and lotsa milk, for my official cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-jeannine was hunting around for my book of sudoku, but i asked her please not to do anymore coz i'm completing the book for prizes, and PIG mum's already pointed out to me several times that if i let jeannine complete some for me, i really don't deserve the prize.
-after i'd gobbled arvo tea, i settled down with my book club novel, reaching the fifty page mark @ 5pm exactly.
-jeannine gave ela a massage @ 5:30 for exactly twenty minutes, then passed me one more mug of water - the last i could hold 'incorrectly' - and took me to the toilet for about four tinkles. she got me back @ 5:55pm, led me over to wash and dry era, before leading me back to the gobbling :P table. i'd tried to return online, but evil PIG mum had already told jeannine that i had to stay back @ the gobbling :P table. >< so jeannine put seven's news on for me, stuck my purple jacket (the one with kakashi, from dr. lee) back on and left @ 6pm with my thanks and byes. she's coming back both monday and tuesday, and she's having medium rare steak with roast vegies and BBQ sauce (what else? :P) for dinner tonight.
-i watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella and sport by pat welsh. the most interesting surname i found was 'coutts', the surname of some commonwealth games australian swimmer.
-PIG mum came downstairs before the weather report and took me to the toilet once for several more tinkles, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything. and dearest dad just arrived home. :)
-well, if i can stay online for eight more minutes, i'll have satisfied the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum such enormous pleasure to restrict me to. dinner should be called soon; if PIG mum leaves poor ela alone and doesn't gleefully force her to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'll be very careful to hold the mug 'correctly', but if she does gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i eat, i'm drinking my after-dinner drink 'incorrectly'. simple as that!
-anyways, i'm off to read my naruto manga that i didn't get the chance to finish when jeannine came this arvo. cya later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^