Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3161 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling eighty-one kcal or 1.26km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'What Do You See?' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's forty but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!!! Righteo, events for today?
~Awesome, another great sleep tonight! Nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:05am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to
help
me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to
get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to
PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could
be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to
kiss dearest dad goodbye and wish him a good day @ work when he left
around 7:45am.
-Using the pot :P once more, Daddy bear and I cuddle and snore, me waking twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs and one full mug of water. While I was munching away, PIG mum went ypstairs to change and I used that time to continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Rick Martin's 'Almas Del Silencio' all day, too. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me with that gossip magazine Who before going back downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Olly comes for me with a walkbelt, Forces me to walk into the gym. Physio today: fifteen minutes ICare machine, ten minutes balance master, six laps walking along hallway and two laps some other 10m walking test.Lol, Katrina worked me so hard today, I was literally dripping with sweat! She said herself that 'twas the first time she'd seen me sweating!
-PIG mum takes me once more to the loo before leaving; while she drives us to Lok Fok, Era helps Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before she opens and closes her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Yummy! Today's set meals are yummy BBQ duck! I have mine with rice and PIG mum has hers with tapioca noodles; we share a yummy milk tea with. While waiting for the food, PIG mum goes to the chemist and buys me the stuff Kylie recommended to treat my dermatitus with. Actually, I showed Kat the dermatitus today, and she reckons it looks more like cirrhosis? Well, Dr. Lin said 'twas dermatitis; she'd know better coz she's a doctor! XD
-Whewn PIG mum tootled us home, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-One more loo trip for me when I get home (it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then I plopped online.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon.
-Tonight I've got small group @ Pole's place~
-Toms: sleep-in! Barb's coming from 10am till 1pm, and I dunno if any aunties are coming to teach me translation, but Annette should come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Thursday Post 166b
Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2408 (D2'a final, final report for Thursday: 2408 steps also equals fifty-seven kcal or 950m XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Lost in a Haunted Wood'. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately forced me offline and demanded that I go watch some news. After going to the loo once more first, I did as ordered, happily cuddling up with Gumdrop.
-The moment after Seven's 6pm news ended. PIG mum immediately FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor Ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That was followed by a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor Elf.
-And culminated with me letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a complete set change of clothes afterwards, of course.
-Dinner afterwards: the yuck rice, lotsa dearest dad's yummy home-grown kailan, two huge sweet yummy chunks of carrot and three wee thin and small but delicious chunks of chicken which I saved for last, of course.
-After dinner, I sat and happily read Vulcan's Heart while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes. I reached page fifty @ 8:55pm, BTW.
-One more loo trip for me before I returned online to record this. Of course, I did everything myself.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Seamus and Olly. It's our last together!
-PIG mum says we can have lunch @ Lok Fok and she'll try buy me that stuff that Kylie recommended.
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night~
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately forced me offline and demanded that I go watch some news. After going to the loo once more first, I did as ordered, happily cuddling up with Gumdrop.
-The moment after Seven's 6pm news ended. PIG mum immediately FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully forced poor Ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That was followed by a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor Elf.
-And culminated with me letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a complete set change of clothes afterwards, of course.
-Dinner afterwards: the yuck rice, lotsa dearest dad's yummy home-grown kailan, two huge sweet yummy chunks of carrot and three wee thin and small but delicious chunks of chicken which I saved for last, of course.
-After dinner, I sat and happily read Vulcan's Heart while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes. I reached page fifty @ 8:55pm, BTW.
-One more loo trip for me before I returned online to record this. Of course, I did everything myself.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Seamus and Olly. It's our last together!
-PIG mum says we can have lunch @ Lok Fok and she'll try buy me that stuff that Kylie recommended.
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night~
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Thursday Post 166
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 938 steps today (bet I'll pass 1000 if PIG mum lets me return online tonight after dinner; D2 proudly reports that 938 steps also equals 8kcal or 370m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "God's Plan For Spiritual Renewal'. Righteo, events for today?
-I used the pot :P three times last night and oncethis morning around 6:50am, before having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and wish him a good day @ work when he left around 7:45am.
-Right after dad left, PIG mum was downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Did PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to prepare my breakfast again? I've forgotten, but she probably did. It wasn't any biggie, though, coz I was seated and Ela could focus and concentrate hard, blocking out and ignoring all the taunts I cop from the cruel and unfaithful God/Satan. Anyways, two Weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever was yummy, I also popped all my usual drugs :P and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went to the loo once more for the full five tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint.
-Selina arrives, I board her car, PIG mum hands over her last minute instructions and then we're off!
-Phew, there's a parking space waiting for us beneath the library. Selina and I hold hands and I walk up well to the library with her. Unfortunately, none of the Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnstone's collaborations are available; instead, I grab another one of Card's books, talking about Bean's kids and crash on a sofa to read happily from about 9:38am till 10:30am. While I read, Selina's got her own Asian comic books to keep her preoccupied.
-Around 10:30am, Selina brought over Sparkless2 for me and took me once more to the loo.
-Then we hit Breadtop, and I was super-happy because PIG mum said that I could buy two buns! I chose the biggest one, a ham and cheese burger, then my usual favourite, the sausage donut.
-Next stop was Woolies for the flossettes. After going through the self-serve checkout, Selina stoopped @ the fruit shop outside Woolies (Fruits of Life) and bought me three pears.
-Afterwards, I went downstairs and updated on an Ipad.
-Then we went down to my favourite store, Jayjays, and I had a browse around.
-Since it was still too early for lunch, Selina and I went and spent several minutes browsing the Japan store, where nearly every item only cost $2.80!
-We spent long enough browsing enough random items that 'twas lunch time after we'd finished.
-For lunch, I stuck with my usual: one regular two piece box with a mint choc krusher. Selina herself chose a large Big Mac meal with a Coke.
-One more loo trip for me, then Selina tootles me back home. I turned off the alarm, went again to the loo then plopped briefly online to await Joey's arrival.
-With her, I did the usaual stomping, punching and kicking. Blue (the bunny Joey so unimaginatively named XD) was super-relieved that Joey didn't get me to toss them into the basket today! XD Although PIG mum's a darling and kisses them better whenever they use me to wail that I dropped them and now their head hurts and now they need a kiss from PIG mum to feel better. XD
-After Joey left, I went and had a shower. Well, not really, coz PIG mum wouldn't lemme use any soap/shampoo! Well, @ least my face feels clean; Selina lemme use face wash. XD
-I had one tinkle before Selina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle. Selina said PIG mum told her I wasn't allowed to use any moisturizer and got me kitted instead.
-All done, we held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her. Selina cut me half the ham and cheese burger for afternoon tea and poured me one mug of milk, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before leaving, Selina took me once more to the loo. After she left, though, she was back very quickly! "I forgot to unload your wheelchair!" she cried. Oops, I'd forgotten about him, too. XD
-Anyways, PIG mum arrived home soon not long after Selina left, she's had lunch and headed upstairs into pigland, although I can hear her rustling newspapers around upstairs; doubtless she'll be downstairs soon and gleefully force me offline, order me to go watch television or something. Well, ten's news should air in like fifteen minutes, guess I'll watch that.
-Doubt I can return online afterwards, coz I've nearly exceeded the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so toms:
-late morning UQ physio with Olly and Seamus. It's the last session I'll have with them!
-PIG mum says we can have lunch together @ Lok Fok afterwards, because there's a chemist nearby where she can buy the stuff Kylie recommended for me to buy to treat my stupid dermatitus.
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-I used the pot :P three times last night and oncethis morning around 6:50am, before having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and wish him a good day @ work when he left around 7:45am.
-Right after dad left, PIG mum was downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Did PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to prepare my breakfast again? I've forgotten, but she probably did. It wasn't any biggie, though, coz I was seated and Ela could focus and concentrate hard, blocking out and ignoring all the taunts I cop from the cruel and unfaithful God/Satan. Anyways, two Weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever was yummy, I also popped all my usual drugs :P and continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went to the loo once more for the full five tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint.
-Selina arrives, I board her car, PIG mum hands over her last minute instructions and then we're off!
-Phew, there's a parking space waiting for us beneath the library. Selina and I hold hands and I walk up well to the library with her. Unfortunately, none of the Orson Scott Card and Aaron Johnstone's collaborations are available; instead, I grab another one of Card's books, talking about Bean's kids and crash on a sofa to read happily from about 9:38am till 10:30am. While I read, Selina's got her own Asian comic books to keep her preoccupied.
-Around 10:30am, Selina brought over Sparkless2 for me and took me once more to the loo.
-Then we hit Breadtop, and I was super-happy because PIG mum said that I could buy two buns! I chose the biggest one, a ham and cheese burger, then my usual favourite, the sausage donut.
-Next stop was Woolies for the flossettes. After going through the self-serve checkout, Selina stoopped @ the fruit shop outside Woolies (Fruits of Life) and bought me three pears.
-Afterwards, I went downstairs and updated on an Ipad.
-Then we went down to my favourite store, Jayjays, and I had a browse around.
-Since it was still too early for lunch, Selina and I went and spent several minutes browsing the Japan store, where nearly every item only cost $2.80!
-We spent long enough browsing enough random items that 'twas lunch time after we'd finished.
-For lunch, I stuck with my usual: one regular two piece box with a mint choc krusher. Selina herself chose a large Big Mac meal with a Coke.
-One more loo trip for me, then Selina tootles me back home. I turned off the alarm, went again to the loo then plopped briefly online to await Joey's arrival.
-With her, I did the usaual stomping, punching and kicking. Blue (the bunny Joey so unimaginatively named XD) was super-relieved that Joey didn't get me to toss them into the basket today! XD Although PIG mum's a darling and kisses them better whenever they use me to wail that I dropped them and now their head hurts and now they need a kiss from PIG mum to feel better. XD
-After Joey left, I went and had a shower. Well, not really, coz PIG mum wouldn't lemme use any soap/shampoo! Well, @ least my face feels clean; Selina lemme use face wash. XD
-I had one tinkle before Selina flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle. Selina said PIG mum told her I wasn't allowed to use any moisturizer and got me kitted instead.
-All done, we held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her. Selina cut me half the ham and cheese burger for afternoon tea and poured me one mug of milk, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before leaving, Selina took me once more to the loo. After she left, though, she was back very quickly! "I forgot to unload your wheelchair!" she cried. Oops, I'd forgotten about him, too. XD
-Anyways, PIG mum arrived home soon not long after Selina left, she's had lunch and headed upstairs into pigland, although I can hear her rustling newspapers around upstairs; doubtless she'll be downstairs soon and gleefully force me offline, order me to go watch television or something. Well, ten's news should air in like fifteen minutes, guess I'll watch that.
-Doubt I can return online afterwards, coz I've nearly exceeded the PISSY two hours that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to, so toms:
-late morning UQ physio with Olly and Seamus. It's the last session I'll have with them!
-PIG mum says we can have lunch together @ Lok Fok afterwards, because there's a chemist nearby where she can buy the stuff Kylie recommended for me to buy to treat my stupid dermatitus.
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group toms night. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 166d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3209. D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 3209 steps also equals something significantly over forty-seven kcal or 1.04km. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Before Carol left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Monday and will have fish and chips for dinner tonight.
-I returned online happily but briefly. Alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod two laps side walking for her.
-Afterwards, she gleefully forced mostly Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch for poor Elf lasting just under fifteen minutes.
-All this culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but 'twas enough that she walked with me, rendering me safe from being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice returned. :o( That was with lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown yummy kailan, one large chunk of sweet carrot and a little delicious PIG mum's yummy pork brisket.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, after finishing Wednesday Post 166c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Selina's taking me out to Garbo! I haven't seen her since Christmas Eve last year!
-Gosh, hope Joey won't come and teach me pilates; she has this really long stick to bash me with! Mine's thicker, but way shorter; Joey can just stand a fair distance away and whack me @ will! (Come on now, this is Joanne I'm speaking about; do you honestly think she'd bash me?? XD)
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Before Carol left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Monday and will have fish and chips for dinner tonight.
-I returned online happily but briefly. Alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by tumbling downstairs from pigland, immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod two laps side walking for her.
-Afterwards, she gleefully forced mostly Ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-Next was a painful standing calf stretch for poor Elf lasting just under fifteen minutes.
-All this culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but 'twas enough that she walked with me, rendering me safe from being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful God.
-Dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice returned. :o( That was with lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown yummy kailan, one large chunk of sweet carrot and a little delicious PIG mum's yummy pork brisket.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-At 9pm, after finishing Wednesday Post 166c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Selina's taking me out to Garbo! I haven't seen her since Christmas Eve last year!
-Gosh, hope Joey won't come and teach me pilates; she has this really long stick to bash me with! Mine's thicker, but way shorter; Joey can just stand a fair distance away and whack me @ will! (Come on now, this is Joanne I'm speaking about; do you honestly think she'd bash me?? XD)
-Anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 166c
Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3120, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling something significantly over forty-six kcal or 1.01km. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:01pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot but limited shower for me today - instead of washing my hair today, PIG mum had Carol pour a cup of TEA over it!
-After drying, creaming and rekitting myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era for the drying and creaming, and only Elf's AFO for the rekitting), I went over to the loo for two tinkles, while softly, slowly but Most Hatefully singing 22% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly out aloud.
-Arvo tea was the yummy chicken and avocado sushi PIG mum had kindly bought for me while I was being minded by Aunty Mecky, plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and gently massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes. She says she paints with food, not colours. XD
-Anyways, nature's calling, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:01pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot but limited shower for me today - instead of washing my hair today, PIG mum had Carol pour a cup of TEA over it!
-After drying, creaming and rekitting myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era for the drying and creaming, and only Elf's AFO for the rekitting), I went over to the loo for two tinkles, while softly, slowly but Most Hatefully singing 22% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly out aloud.
-Arvo tea was the yummy chicken and avocado sushi PIG mum had kindly bought for me while I was being minded by Aunty Mecky, plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and gently massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes. She says she paints with food, not colours. XD
-Anyways, nature's calling, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for tonight, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 166b
Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1710 (which D2 proudly adds also equals something minutely over thirty-one kcal or something minutely over 660 XD; I also forgot to add that 470 of those steps were plodded last night @ Toastmasters) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Reward and Punishment'. Righteo, potential final, final events for Wednesday?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:01pm ... argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed TWELVE MINUTES online!!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival @ 4:01pm ... argh, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed TWELVE MINUTES online!!!!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Wednesday Post 166
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1476 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling twenty-six kcal or 580m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Grace At Home (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-Carol Lockwood came around 4pm and supervised my shower - hairwash yesterday. Also thanks to her who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands, and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Arvo tea was the delicious second half of the lunch I'd had earlier, plus one delicious mug of chai latte, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and very gently massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like yellow with brown spots today.
-PIG mum came downstairs @ 5:25pm and ordered we be off for Toasties.
-Once there, Carol took me once to the loo.
-Thanks to Georgina who brought a stopwatch for me; the other timer was a young man from China!
-The comp was great; the supper served during break even better! XD
-Afterwards, Carol took me once more to the loo, then tootled us back to Maccas. I'd asked her was there enough time to pull over and eat, and she replied, "No, coz we're already running late, but since I need dinner too, then yes." Actually, Carol ate twice as fast as me; by the time she'd finished both her cheeseburger and small fries, I'd only finished my burger! XD But I told her to drive me home and I'd finish the chips @ home, 'twas already 9:45pm thereabouts.
-Back home, dearest dad (who somehow came home sick! ><) demanded two chips.
-After I'd finished eating, immediate bedtime. Just repeat the usual nightly events.
-Today: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and wish him a good day @ work.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus @ least one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one yummy, small but super-crunchy bowl of Special K. I didn't really mind that she gleefully forced poor Ela to do everything, because I was seated and could concentrate, but I did mind the absolute cow she randomly chucked @ me. Still, I try my hardest to remind myself that it's not her fault, and that it's just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to ruin my day.
-When she finally left me alone to enjoy my small bowl of cereal, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I went once moire to the loo for two tinkles. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When I was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listened to 97.3FM all day and of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stayed standing for entire session, did exercises for Ela, also turned circles in both directions. Ela opened the bathroom door, held onto the rail and also grabbed three lollies @ the end. :o)
-Afterwards, PIGmum tootled us home and demanded I read some thing about dermatitus for her, then give that active memory site a try.
-But she left for grocery shopping when Aunty Mecky arrived. She served me one sliced banana, yum.
-Lunch was one can of yummy stockpot chunky soup with one slice of toast. Thanks to Aunty Mecky who spread a little margarine on the toast for me; she brought some rice herself.
-Afterwards, she poured me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' - and I went and did a stinky unspeakable, while she mended Hippopo!
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms: Selina's taking me out to Garbo!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Carol Lockwood came around 4pm and supervised my shower - hairwash yesterday. Also thanks to her who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands, and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Arvo tea was the delicious second half of the lunch I'd had earlier, plus one delicious mug of chai latte, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and very gently massaged Ela for about thirty-five minutes, painting her sth like yellow with brown spots today.
-PIG mum came downstairs @ 5:25pm and ordered we be off for Toasties.
-Once there, Carol took me once to the loo.
-Thanks to Georgina who brought a stopwatch for me; the other timer was a young man from China!
-The comp was great; the supper served during break even better! XD
-Afterwards, Carol took me once more to the loo, then tootled us back to Maccas. I'd asked her was there enough time to pull over and eat, and she replied, "No, coz we're already running late, but since I need dinner too, then yes." Actually, Carol ate twice as fast as me; by the time she'd finished both her cheeseburger and small fries, I'd only finished my burger! XD But I told her to drive me home and I'd finish the chips @ home, 'twas already 9:45pm thereabouts.
-Back home, dearest dad (who somehow came home sick! ><) demanded two chips.
-After I'd finished eating, immediate bedtime. Just repeat the usual nightly events.
-Today: woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and wish him a good day @ work.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus @ least one more pot :P trip, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one yummy, small but super-crunchy bowl of Special K. I didn't really mind that she gleefully forced poor Ela to do everything, because I was seated and could concentrate, but I did mind the absolute cow she randomly chucked @ me. Still, I try my hardest to remind myself that it's not her fault, and that it's just the cruel and unfaithful God trying to ruin my day.
-When she finally left me alone to enjoy my small bowl of cereal, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, I went once moire to the loo for two tinkles. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When I was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listened to 97.3FM all day and of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stayed standing for entire session, did exercises for Ela, also turned circles in both directions. Ela opened the bathroom door, held onto the rail and also grabbed three lollies @ the end. :o)
-Afterwards, PIGmum tootled us home and demanded I read some thing about dermatitus for her, then give that active memory site a try.
-But she left for grocery shopping when Aunty Mecky arrived. She served me one sliced banana, yum.
-Lunch was one can of yummy stockpot chunky soup with one slice of toast. Thanks to Aunty Mecky who spread a little margarine on the toast for me; she brought some rice herself.
-Afterwards, she poured me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly' - and I went and did a stinky unspeakable, while she mended Hippopo!
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms: Selina's taking me out to Garbo!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday, October 28, 2013
Tuesday Post 143
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1836 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling fifty-three kcal or 730m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Grace at Home (1)'. Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:35am (remember, during Winter I don't count a great night's sleep unless I wake @ 6am/afterwards, but now, it's getting bright that early, I can claim another great night's sleep so long as the sun's risen! XD) and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 5:45am havinga mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddle and snore, me waking up briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he leaves for work around 7:45am. Actually, once dad heads outside, I can hear him and Uncle Alan (our neighbour) having a yak, though not distinctly enough to catch what they were saying.
- Once dearest dad left for work, Daddy bear and I cuddled and resumed our happy snorings together, me waking @ least twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she returned, I swung myself over once more to the pot :P for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare my breakfast for me, but I didn't really mind, because I was sitting down. What I did mind, however, was all the thoughts of my uselessness that plagued me while she works hard @ picking the Weetbix up. Like I've said before, I'm not really sure if it's the cruel and unfaithful God putting me down or Satan doing the jeering, but either way, I'm mad @ God because He's not stopping Satan from doing it, huh. ><
-Anyways, over breakfast (with yummy thinly sliced banana, but good gracious, PIG mum not only has a 'correct' way to hold cups but a 'correct' way to hold knives too! *sigh*) I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went once to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day today, too. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm twenty-five/fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood for the entire session and did exercises for Ela, who also pointlessly opened the loo door @ the end, coz I didn't use the loo!
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-I couldn't decide whether to have the sweet and sour pork with rice or the sweet and sour chicken; I was gonna get PIG mum to choose for me, when Aunty Jenny says, "No problem; I'll just get my husband to cook you both." Awesome! :D However, I must admit to having unrefines tastebuds: I couldn't tell which was pork and which was chicken! XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum drove us home, and flew out to save her clothes from the impending storm.
-That done, she immediately forced poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, before she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod fifteen minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, while the raging storm exploded around us and PIG mum loudly wailed her fears whenever a peal sounded. XD
-Finally, the storm gone and me finished plodding, I plopped online. Two hours won't be up until 4:05pm, so I hope PIG mum comes downstairs and opens the door for Carol Lockwood soon.
-We're hitting Toastmasters together tonight; it's our club competition tonight! I'm one of two timekeepers; the only sad thing will be that I won't be able to take any notes.
-Even better, PIG mum says I can buy a Happy Meal back for dinner afterwards!
-Toms: my second, mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty Mecky will come mind me for three hours; dunno what PIG mum's doing yet.
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! :D Like I say every week, a little's better than none @ all!
-Anyways, hopefully bbl tonight, so I can read Joni's devotional, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 5:35am (remember, during Winter I don't count a great night's sleep unless I wake @ 6am/afterwards, but now, it's getting bright that early, I can claim another great night's sleep so long as the sun's risen! XD) and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes till 5:45am havinga mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddle and snore, me waking up briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he leaves for work around 7:45am. Actually, once dad heads outside, I can hear him and Uncle Alan (our neighbour) having a yak, though not distinctly enough to catch what they were saying.
- Once dearest dad left for work, Daddy bear and I cuddled and resumed our happy snorings together, me waking @ least twice more for the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she returned, I swung myself over once more to the pot :P for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare my breakfast for me, but I didn't really mind, because I was sitting down. What I did mind, however, was all the thoughts of my uselessness that plagued me while she works hard @ picking the Weetbix up. Like I've said before, I'm not really sure if it's the cruel and unfaithful God putting me down or Satan doing the jeering, but either way, I'm mad @ God because He's not stopping Satan from doing it, huh. ><
-Anyways, over breakfast (with yummy thinly sliced banana, but good gracious, PIG mum not only has a 'correct' way to hold cups but a 'correct' way to hold knives too! *sigh*) I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went once to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day today, too. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm twenty-five/fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood for the entire session and did exercises for Ela, who also pointlessly opened the loo door @ the end, coz I didn't use the loo!
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-I couldn't decide whether to have the sweet and sour pork with rice or the sweet and sour chicken; I was gonna get PIG mum to choose for me, when Aunty Jenny says, "No problem; I'll just get my husband to cook you both." Awesome! :D However, I must admit to having unrefines tastebuds: I couldn't tell which was pork and which was chicken! XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum drove us home, and flew out to save her clothes from the impending storm.
-That done, she immediately forced poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, before she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod fifteen minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, while the raging storm exploded around us and PIG mum loudly wailed her fears whenever a peal sounded. XD
-Finally, the storm gone and me finished plodding, I plopped online. Two hours won't be up until 4:05pm, so I hope PIG mum comes downstairs and opens the door for Carol Lockwood soon.
-We're hitting Toastmasters together tonight; it's our club competition tonight! I'm one of two timekeepers; the only sad thing will be that I won't be able to take any notes.
-Even better, PIG mum says I can buy a Happy Meal back for dinner afterwards!
-Toms: my second, mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty Mecky will come mind me for three hours; dunno what PIG mum's doing yet.
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! :D Like I say every week, a little's better than none @ all!
-Anyways, hopefully bbl tonight, so I can read Joni's devotional, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 143c
Actually, this one's my real final, final post for Monday! Yup, Em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 5069. Ha, I'm just over half a normal person today. XD D2's final, final report for Monday: 5089 steps also equals something very slightly over 145kcal or sth very slightly over 2km. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-CONGRATS to this year's X Factor, Dami Im!!!! PIG mum's delighted. XD
-Tonight, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on lotsa stupid exercises for poor Ela, then I endured a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch and let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod ten minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. ><
-Toms: very late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But should I survive that, I think PIG mum's taking me for lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant! Suddenly, I wanna try the sweet and sour pork with rice!
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm then taking me to Toastmasters! And if that's not special enough, it's also our club competition and I'm one of two timekeepers! Oh, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy back something from Maccas for dinner~
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-CONGRATS to this year's X Factor, Dami Im!!!! PIG mum's delighted. XD
-Tonight, I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela on lotsa stupid exercises for poor Ela, then I endured a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch and let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod ten minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. ><
-Toms: very late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But should I survive that, I think PIG mum's taking me for lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant! Suddenly, I wanna try the sweet and sour pork with rice!
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm then taking me to Toastmasters! And if that's not special enough, it's also our club competition and I'm one of two timekeepers! Oh, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy back something from Maccas for dinner~
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 143b
Heylo again, and one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Joni's devotional topic's 'The International God' and secondly, Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3583 (ha, just over 3.5 grand; D2's final, final report for Monday says that 3583 steps also equals something very slightly over 108kcal or something very slightly over 1.41km XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's The International God'. Righteo, final, final events for Monday?
-When Annette arrived @ 3:57pm, PIG mum let her in, yakked with her for awhile then sent me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-Ugh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her, but I'm still owed FOURTEEN MINUTES online!!! >< So, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Annette arrived @ 3:57pm, PIG mum let her in, yakked with her for awhile then sent me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-Ugh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her, but I'm still owed FOURTEEN MINUTES online!!! >< So, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Monday Post 143
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3346 steps today (which D2 very proudly reports as also equaling 101 kcal or 1.32km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Speak Words of Life and Health' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-TWO MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!!! But she'll arrive soon, so just lemme note down that I had a great sleep last night (with nature not calling until 5:50am) and then I had my second-last UQ physio session with Olly. Afterwards, I saw Lei shifu for a comfy massage @ Chi Link, before PIG mum enjoyed lunch together @ Woka Woka. Before driving us back home, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles to buy milk and I also bought one eel and egg/cheese sushi roll for arvo tea with Annette, who's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. I'll return online for one more post tonight, but not after dinner, because PIG mum and I are gonna watch the X Factor grand final decider! I'm going for Jai, PIG mum's going for Dami; so Taylor probably will win it. XD Toms I've got a late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< If I survive that, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! Finally, Carol Lockwood's taking me to attend the Toastmasters speech fest toms night; it's our club contest, and while I'm not participating, I'm timekeeper! Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 143c
Good evening, and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4094 (yay, I'm just over four grand XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Marking Off the Miles' and thirdly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's eighteen. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Alas, PIG mum tumbled downstairs and demanded I shower. >< Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. The only thing PIG mum did was put on Elf's AFO. Yet still, that somehow gives her the right to say that she 'showered' me! Lol, I don't understand Cantonese culture ... XD
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio session with Olly and Seamus.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, not Carol, coz Carol's got some other appointment. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Alas, PIG mum tumbled downstairs and demanded I shower. >< Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. The only thing PIG mum did was put on Elf's AFO. Yet still, that somehow gives her the right to say that she 'showered' me! Lol, I don't understand Cantonese culture ... XD
-Toms: mid-morning UQ physio session with Olly and Seamus.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, not Carol, coz Carol's got some other appointment. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday, October 26, 2013
Sunday Post 143b
Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3939 (D2's new report for Sunday: 3939 steps also equals about 2km!) and secondly, the new spam count for the week's seventeen. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Pole and Joshels actually arrived five minutes earlier than they said they would. When they announced their arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and welcomed them in.
-Actually, they didn't come very in nor did we stay inside the house for very long! Nope, Joshels tootled Pole and I out to the Underwood Marketplace and we bought fiftween-twenty-five bucks worth of stuff for another shoebox @ Big W!
-Back at my place, we packed the stuff and Pole kindly poured me half a mug of milk, which was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before they left around 4:30pm, Aunty Catherine suddenly rang Pole and said that Pole had to organise her own dinner because she was having dinner with her cell group! Joshels decided to bring Pole home to have dinner with his family~
-One more loo trip for me before they left around 4:30pm.
-Toms: my second-last UQ physio session with Olly! Fingers crossed he won't put me on that evil tilt table ...
-That's @ 10am; fingers crossed that I get get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards! If PIG mum agrees, I'll even let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy random groceries ... *sigh*
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, dunno if I'll get to bbl, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
-Pole and Joshels actually arrived five minutes earlier than they said they would. When they announced their arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and welcomed them in.
-Actually, they didn't come very in nor did we stay inside the house for very long! Nope, Joshels tootled Pole and I out to the Underwood Marketplace and we bought fiftween-twenty-five bucks worth of stuff for another shoebox @ Big W!
-Back at my place, we packed the stuff and Pole kindly poured me half a mug of milk, which was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before they left around 4:30pm, Aunty Catherine suddenly rang Pole and said that Pole had to organise her own dinner because she was having dinner with her cell group! Joshels decided to bring Pole home to have dinner with his family~
-One more loo trip for me before they left around 4:30pm.
-Toms: my second-last UQ physio session with Olly! Fingers crossed he won't put me on that evil tilt table ...
-That's @ 10am; fingers crossed that I get get some yummy lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards! If PIG mum agrees, I'll even let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Coles and buy random groceries ... *sigh*
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, dunno if I'll get to bbl, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
Sunday Post 143
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2760 steps today (which D2 proudly announces as also equaling sixty-two kcal or 1.01km XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'How Quickly They Grow!' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's sixteen but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Pole and Joshels leave!!! >< But they'll be here in like twenty minutes, so lemme just say that I had a great time today @ Perky's book launch and had some lunch @ Maccas. Toms I'm got my second-last UQ physio with Olly and Seamus and Annette will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday Post 143b
Heylo again and potentially one final gre860m. XDeting for Saturday!! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2138, remembering that like 1578 of those steps were plodded last night. D2's new report: 2138 steps also equals fifty-four kcal or 840m. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-I'd expected Carol to announce her arrival promptly @ 4pm, and was rather surprised when she didn't. Five minutes later, the phone rang, and soon after, PIG MUM TUMBled downstairs, saying, "Carol Lockwood's coming, but she's running late.
-Carol actually didn't arrive until like 4:09pm. When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'Hardship That Hangs On'.
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-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed, had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 onto my pants for me.
-Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her, where I made my usual arvo toastie for afternoon tea. The yummy mug of mint green tea that Carol made for me was my last cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very lightly massaged Ela for about forty minutes.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She's back on Tuesday and will take me out to Toastmasters!
-Aunty A should arrive for dinner soon~
-I'm not expecting to return after dinner, so toms:
-again, just church, definitely nothing special.
-The special thing will be that I'm attending the Canto service with the parents, coz afterwards, I'm attending Perky's book launch @ Orleigh Park, West End!
-Fingers crossed I get some visitors in the arvo!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Aunty A arrived for dinner @ 6:50pm. When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her inside, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Meaning my final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2198, remembering that like 1578 of those steps were plodded last night. D2's final, final report: 1578 steps also equalsfifty-five kcal or
-I'd expected Carol to announce her arrival promptly @ 4pm, and was rather surprised when she didn't. Five minutes later, the phone rang, and soon after, PIG MUM TUMBled downstairs, saying, "Carol Lockwood's coming, but she's running late.
-Carol actually didn't arrive until like 4:09pm. When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'Hardship That Hangs On'.
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-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed, had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning D2 onto my pants for me.
-Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her, where I made my usual arvo toastie for afternoon tea. The yummy mug of mint green tea that Carol made for me was my last cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very lightly massaged Ela for about forty minutes.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She's back on Tuesday and will take me out to Toastmasters!
-Aunty A should arrive for dinner soon~
-I'm not expecting to return after dinner, so toms:
-again, just church, definitely nothing special.
-The special thing will be that I'm attending the Canto service with the parents, coz afterwards, I'm attending Perky's book launch @ Orleigh Park, West End!
-Fingers crossed I get some visitors in the arvo!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Aunty A arrived for dinner @ 6:50pm. When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her inside, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Meaning my final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2198, remembering that like 1578 of those steps were plodded last night. D2's final, final report: 1578 steps also equalsfifty-five kcal or
Friday, October 25, 2013
Saturday Post 143
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1940 stepd today (keeping in mind that 1568 of those steps were plodded last night while packing shoeboxes; D2 proudly reports that 1940 steps also equals forty-eight kcal or 740m XD); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'A Message from Michelangelo and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'mirror Mirror On The Wall (2)'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline, intending to gleefully force me to do more stupid exercises for her.
-Stalling for time, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the night okay.
-Alas, PIG mum still managed to find the time to gleefully force poor Ela on lotsa stupid exercises for her, plus a very painful standing calf stretch, before she fed me dinner.
-After dinner, I went once more to the loo, then sat outside, waiting for Joshels to arrive.
-Actually, nature called twice more before he arrived with the Kwok siblings in tow!
-Josh tootled us off to the warehouse where the boxes were getting packed. He drove, Pole navigated for him; somehow, we still managed to get hopelessly lost and Joshels made a big loop before finally reaching our destination!
-Inside, we all had to fill in disclaimer forms and watch a short video on what was appropriate and what wasn't.
-Then we started packing! For me, standing for any length of time is dreadful, but last night was much easier coz nobody protested me leaning against the table, and I also stood on one of those rubber mats to help keep Elf and Erf comfortable.
-After Pole and I had packed ten together, she decided 'twas time to leave. While she went to tell some guy that we were leaving, Joshels and I quickly packed two more. XD
-For some reason, Matthew only packed five! Dunno how many Joey or Joshels managed, but naughty Joshels got a jab in the ribs from me for chucking a pair of boxers over my head. XD
-Lol, when Joshels dropped me home, 'twas only 9:30pm! Originally, Pole had told PIG mum that we wouldn't get back home till 10pm!
-So I went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then sat and finished Ahn Do's memoirs before PIG mum booted me off to bed!
-Sat: woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am. After she left and dearest dad had come to upend Sunnybank, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel for ten minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear resumed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Rhi arrived @ 10a. She lemme roll in bed for fifteen more minutes, before getting me up and kitted, after I'd used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles.
-After brushing teeth and going to the loo once more (where I leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel), I went outside to the gobbling :P table with Rhi and made myself one yummy egg, ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast. Rhi made me my weekly cuppa of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After I finished, I was about to finish my letter to nana, when Aunty Florence and Aunty Ming came to teach me translation! I keep forgetting: is Aunty Florence a physio, a translator or both??
-At midday, Rhi took me once more to the loo then made me one mug of yummy warm Milo.
-After the aunties left, I finished my letter to nana.
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo.
-Lunch was one (finally! not 1/2 or 3/4!! :D) bowl of Rhi's yummy fried rice, plus one mug of water. PIG mum also popped me my drugs. :P
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Carol Lockwood should come supervise my shower in exactly thirty minutes.
-Toms: just church, nothing special.
-Instead, the special thing can be that afterwards, I'm attending Perky's book launch!
Fingers crossed I can get some visitors in the arvo~
-Righteo, I probably won't be allowed back online after Carol leaves, so hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline, intending to gleefully force me to do more stupid exercises for her.
-Stalling for time, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through the night okay.
-Alas, PIG mum still managed to find the time to gleefully force poor Ela on lotsa stupid exercises for her, plus a very painful standing calf stretch, before she fed me dinner.
-After dinner, I went once more to the loo, then sat outside, waiting for Joshels to arrive.
-Actually, nature called twice more before he arrived with the Kwok siblings in tow!
-Josh tootled us off to the warehouse where the boxes were getting packed. He drove, Pole navigated for him; somehow, we still managed to get hopelessly lost and Joshels made a big loop before finally reaching our destination!
-Inside, we all had to fill in disclaimer forms and watch a short video on what was appropriate and what wasn't.
-Then we started packing! For me, standing for any length of time is dreadful, but last night was much easier coz nobody protested me leaning against the table, and I also stood on one of those rubber mats to help keep Elf and Erf comfortable.
-After Pole and I had packed ten together, she decided 'twas time to leave. While she went to tell some guy that we were leaving, Joshels and I quickly packed two more. XD
-For some reason, Matthew only packed five! Dunno how many Joey or Joshels managed, but naughty Joshels got a jab in the ribs from me for chucking a pair of boxers over my head. XD
-Lol, when Joshels dropped me home, 'twas only 9:30pm! Originally, Pole had told PIG mum that we wouldn't get back home till 10pm!
-So I went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then sat and finished Ahn Do's memoirs before PIG mum booted me off to bed!
-Sat: woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am. After she left and dearest dad had come to upend Sunnybank, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel for ten minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Happy snorings with Daddy bear resumed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Rhi arrived @ 10a. She lemme roll in bed for fifteen more minutes, before getting me up and kitted, after I'd used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles.
-After brushing teeth and going to the loo once more (where I leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel), I went outside to the gobbling :P table with Rhi and made myself one yummy egg, ham and cheese sandwich for breakfast. Rhi made me my weekly cuppa of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After I finished, I was about to finish my letter to nana, when Aunty Florence and Aunty Ming came to teach me translation! I keep forgetting: is Aunty Florence a physio, a translator or both??
-At midday, Rhi took me once more to the loo then made me one mug of yummy warm Milo.
-After the aunties left, I finished my letter to nana.
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo.
-Lunch was one (finally! not 1/2 or 3/4!! :D) bowl of Rhi's yummy fried rice, plus one mug of water. PIG mum also popped me my drugs. :P
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Carol Lockwood should come supervise my shower in exactly thirty minutes.
-Toms: just church, nothing special.
-Instead, the special thing can be that afterwards, I'm attending Perky's book launch!
Fingers crossed I can get some visitors in the arvo~
-Righteo, I probably won't be allowed back online after Carol leaves, so hopefully see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday Post 165b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2666, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling something slightly over seventy-three kcal or something slightly over 940m. XDRighteo, continuing today's events?
-When Aunty Lucia arrived, PIG mum let her in, had a nice long yak to her, then sent me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, got creamed. Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over me, and I managed to have another tinkle while she was yapping away @ me (that woman loves to chat! XD). When she rekitted me, I had another tinkle when she was doing Erf's laces and one final one when she was drying my glasses for me.
-Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was that yummy egg and eel sushi I'd bought earlier plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Aunty Lucia cleaned the bathroom, she took me once more to the loo before I returned online. PIG mum then dragged her out to show off her vegie patch.
-Anyways, she's gone now, I'm about to head over for my Naruto fix and PIG mum's still tending her vegie patch.
-Joshels is taking me out to pack shoeboxes tonight!
-Toms: Rhi/Barb come from 10am till 1pm. Dunno if any church aunties will come teach me translation afterwards, but it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Aunty Lucia arrived, PIG mum let her in, had a nice long yak to her, then sent me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, got creamed. Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over me, and I managed to have another tinkle while she was yapping away @ me (that woman loves to chat! XD). When she rekitted me, I had another tinkle when she was doing Erf's laces and one final one when she was drying my glasses for me.
-Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was that yummy egg and eel sushi I'd bought earlier plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After Aunty Lucia cleaned the bathroom, she took me once more to the loo before I returned online. PIG mum then dragged her out to show off her vegie patch.
-Anyways, she's gone now, I'm about to head over for my Naruto fix and PIG mum's still tending her vegie patch.
-Joshels is taking me out to pack shoeboxes tonight!
-Toms: Rhi/Barb come from 10am till 1pm. Dunno if any church aunties will come teach me translation afterwards, but it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Friday Post 165
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding slightly over 2520 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling something slightly over seventy kcal or sth slightly over 880m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Mirror, Mirror On The Wall (1)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's thirty-eight but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!!! Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Maybe that had sth to do with the fact that PIG mum and I spent one hour (8:30pm till 9:30pm) watching this show on ABC about some guy learning how to free himself from being all chained up while underwater! I practised with the guy and managed to hold my breath for about one minute, until PIG mum glanced over, saw me going blue in the face (okay, exaggeration XD), whacked me and ordered me, "Breathe!" XD
-So nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am
-Once dad left, Daddy bear and I continued our happy snorings together, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P plus one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. I didn't really mind that she gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare my breakfast for me, coz I was sitting, but I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, when she was upstairs changing.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. We listened to 97.3FM all day, and of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-While she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm sixty/seventy times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with that Women's Weekly gossip magazine and went back downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Olly came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk into the gym. Physio today: ten minutes balance master, lotsa work for Ela, losta posture work and @ least six laps walking. Time flies; next week's his last week @ the NAB!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to Warrigal Square's the Sushi Train for lunch, for some reason refusing to take me to Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong for lunch.
-Of course, before lunch, I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all through Woolies first to buy random groceries. And we bumped into Wade!
-We got our usual udons (kaarage for me, kakiage for her) for lunch and drank green tea. I held the mug 'incorrectly' and also sucked the teabag once. XD
-Back home, I went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then plopped online.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Joshels will take me shoebox packing tonight! *sigh* I fear I will haveta stand all bloody night again ... ><
-Toms: I've forgotten: will Rhi or Barb come to get me outta bed @ 10am? Well, I don't really care, as long as someone does!
-Then, in the arvo, we're attending Perky's book launch!
-And Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Maybe that had sth to do with the fact that PIG mum and I spent one hour (8:30pm till 9:30pm) watching this show on ABC about some guy learning how to free himself from being all chained up while underwater! I practised with the guy and managed to hold my breath for about one minute, until PIG mum glanced over, saw me going blue in the face (okay, exaggeration XD), whacked me and ordered me, "Breathe!" XD
-So nature didn't call until 6:10am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am
-Once dad left, Daddy bear and I continued our happy snorings together, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P plus one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. I didn't really mind that she gleefully forced poor Ela to prepare my breakfast for me, coz I was sitting, but I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, when she was upstairs changing.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. We listened to 97.3FM all day, and of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-While she drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm sixty/seventy times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with that Women's Weekly gossip magazine and went back downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Olly came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk into the gym. Physio today: ten minutes balance master, lotsa work for Ela, losta posture work and @ least six laps walking. Time flies; next week's his last week @ the NAB!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to Warrigal Square's the Sushi Train for lunch, for some reason refusing to take me to Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong for lunch.
-Of course, before lunch, I had to let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all through Woolies first to buy random groceries. And we bumped into Wade!
-We got our usual udons (kaarage for me, kakiage for her) for lunch and drank green tea. I held the mug 'incorrectly' and also sucked the teabag once. XD
-Back home, I went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then plopped online.
-Aunty Lucia should come supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else:
-Joshels will take me shoebox packing tonight! *sigh* I fear I will haveta stand all bloody night again ... ><
-Toms: I've forgotten: will Rhi or Barb come to get me outta bed @ 10am? Well, I don't really care, as long as someone does!
-Then, in the arvo, we're attending Perky's book launch!
-And Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Thursday Post 165b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1521, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling thirty-two kcal or 750m. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'Hope and a Future'.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. When Carol rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning D2 onto my pants.
-Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her, where I helped make my half an arvo toastie. The mug of yummy mint green tea was my second, official and final mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very lightly massaged Ela for a whole seventy minutes! Ela got painted yellow with brown spots today, BTW.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back on Saturday, and will have some chicken dish for tonight.
-Me, doubt I'll return online after dinner, coz I've already exceeded the PISSY two hours online that PIG mum allots me, so toms:
-Late morning UQ physio with Olly. Must remember to ask him right away does he want me to plod six laps up front then six laps @ the end, I'm not going twelve laps straight, that's crazy!
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-Joshels is taking me to pack shoe boxes with my small group toms night! I should be fun, but I'm seriously not looking forward to having to stand all night; ugh, I hate standing ... ><
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S, When dearest dad came home, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Carol announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'Hope and a Future'.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. When Carol rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning D2 onto my pants.
-Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her, where I helped make my half an arvo toastie. The mug of yummy mint green tea was my second, official and final mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and very lightly massaged Ela for a whole seventy minutes! Ela got painted yellow with brown spots today, BTW.
-Before leaving @ 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back on Saturday, and will have some chicken dish for tonight.
-Me, doubt I'll return online after dinner, coz I've already exceeded the PISSY two hours online that PIG mum allots me, so toms:
-Late morning UQ physio with Olly. Must remember to ask him right away does he want me to plod six laps up front then six laps @ the end, I'm not going twelve laps straight, that's crazy!
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-Joshels is taking me to pack shoe boxes with my small group toms night! I should be fun, but I'm seriously not looking forward to having to stand all night; ugh, I hate standing ... ><
-Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S, When dearest dad came home, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Thursday Post 165
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1242 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling twenty-six kcal or 490m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Facing Your Biggest Fears In prayer'. Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am again (same as yesterday) and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-Knowing that PIG mum would be downstairs, inside my room and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," very shortly, I didn't bother trying to fall back asleep; instead, I just continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Sure enough, about 2.5 minutes after dearest dad had left for work, PIG mum was inside and poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I swung myself over fortwo more tinkles (usually, I stay for three, but PIG mum seemed like she was pressed for time this morning) and PIG mum got me kitted.Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of yummy Weetbix bites, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst eating, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to writers group, taking me once to the loo when we arrived. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At the library, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left for work. Only eight people attended writers group today; Gabby, Harry and Coral were all not there! Still, 'twas awesome, and next fortnight's homework topic's 'A Funny Person'.
-Afterwards, Boyd helped me once to the bathroom, and said he'd help me out to a seat afterwards, only dearest dad arrived first!
-So dad tootled us home and reheated the leftovers PIG mum had stored away the night before as my lunch. He also ordered I drain one full mug of water, which I did, just holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-When Joey arrived to teach me pilates, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Today, Era and Ela punched, Erf and Elf kicked and I pulled that therarope. Joey also saw me once more to the loo and waited for the garage door to fully shut before leaving.
-I tootled happily online; PIG mum arriving safely home around 3:20pm. She must've rolled outta bed the wrong way coz she immediately chucked some random cow @ me! But I understand that it's just the cruel and unfaithful God's way to try and ruin my day, so I'm gonna try my hardest just to ignore Him, keep a good attitude and try and enjoy the rest of my day. :o)
-Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower in just under twenty-five minutes.
-Doubt I can return online for long tonight, coz I'm sitting out two hours right now, so toms:
-Late morning UQ physio with Olly.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And Joshels will take me shoebox packing toms night for small group! That's another reason why PIG mum chucked some cow @ me; apparently, it's not 'socially acceptable' to Whatsapp someone else's boyfriend. Guess that rules out Kwany, too.
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am again (same as yesterday) and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-Knowing that PIG mum would be downstairs, inside my room and poking me with "fifteen more minutes," very shortly, I didn't bother trying to fall back asleep; instead, I just continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Sure enough, about 2.5 minutes after dearest dad had left for work, PIG mum was inside and poking me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I swung myself over fortwo more tinkles (usually, I stay for three, but PIG mum seemed like she was pressed for time this morning) and PIG mum got me kitted.Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of yummy Weetbix bites, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst eating, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to writers group, taking me once to the loo when we arrived. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At the library, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left for work. Only eight people attended writers group today; Gabby, Harry and Coral were all not there! Still, 'twas awesome, and next fortnight's homework topic's 'A Funny Person'.
-Afterwards, Boyd helped me once to the bathroom, and said he'd help me out to a seat afterwards, only dearest dad arrived first!
-So dad tootled us home and reheated the leftovers PIG mum had stored away the night before as my lunch. He also ordered I drain one full mug of water, which I did, just holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-When Joey arrived to teach me pilates, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Today, Era and Ela punched, Erf and Elf kicked and I pulled that therarope. Joey also saw me once more to the loo and waited for the garage door to fully shut before leaving.
-I tootled happily online; PIG mum arriving safely home around 3:20pm. She must've rolled outta bed the wrong way coz she immediately chucked some random cow @ me! But I understand that it's just the cruel and unfaithful God's way to try and ruin my day, so I'm gonna try my hardest just to ignore Him, keep a good attitude and try and enjoy the rest of my day. :o)
-Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower in just under twenty-five minutes.
-Doubt I can return online for long tonight, coz I'm sitting out two hours right now, so toms:
-Late morning UQ physio with Olly.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong afterwards!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And Joshels will take me shoebox packing toms night for small group! That's another reason why PIG mum chucked some cow @ me; apparently, it's not 'socially acceptable' to Whatsapp someone else's boyfriend. Guess that rules out Kwany, too.
-Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 165d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1426; D2's final, final report for Wednesday: 1426 steps also equals something very slightly over twenty-six kcal or something very slightly over 690m. XD Eighteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Right after I finished Wednesday Post 165c, I re-did my writers group homework! This time, i wrote on the CORRECT topic! XD
-After I finished, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: writers group! PIG mum'll take me there before leaving for work herself.
-Dad will pick me up afterwards and drop me back off home.
-Joey's coming to teach me pilates @ 1pm.
-And it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Right after I finished Wednesday Post 165c, I re-did my writers group homework! This time, i wrote on the CORRECT topic! XD
-After I finished, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: writers group! PIG mum'll take me there before leaving for work herself.
-Dad will pick me up afterwards and drop me back off home.
-Joey's coming to teach me pilates @ 1pm.
-And it's Carol Lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 165c
Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1758, which D2 proudly announces as also equaling something very slightly over twenty-five kcal or something very slightly over 680m. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Soon after I finished Wednesday Post 165c, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on some stupid ball exercises for her. Lol, her new rule is that I'm not even allowed to say "thank goodness, last time!" I mean, I'm obviously NEVER gonna say 'thank God", so after she banned me from saying "thank goodness' out aloud, I'd say it silently, then out aloud congratulate myself on not saying what I wanted to out aloud. Only then she banned me from saying that out aloud, too! indeed, she threw such a cow @eep tonight!! >< me, i'm exceedingly tempted to sing myself to sling myself to sleep tonight! ><
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on 40+ minutes of that UQ home exercise program for her.
-Finally, it all culminated with one painful standing calf stretch for just under fifteen minutes. Usually, it's fifteen, but I lost my balance and fell backwards; luckily there was a chair behind me!
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but 'twas enough that she walked back with me to the gobbling :P table, meaning I was safe from the cruel and unfaithful God from pushing me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown ironbark lettuce, four wee chunks of beef, the same again of yummy chicken, two wee slices of fish, and one yummy chip that dad's client from Brighton had shouted him. Dinner was spooned down with one thankfully watered-down bowl of disgusting celery soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Eep, I'm such an idiot! The homework topic for tomorrow isn't 'lonely', but 'bored'! >< Going to write that now; fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Soon after I finished Wednesday Post 165c, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on some stupid ball exercises for her. Lol, her new rule is that I'm not even allowed to say "thank goodness, last time!" I mean, I'm obviously NEVER gonna say 'thank God", so after she banned me from saying "thank goodness' out aloud, I'd say it silently, then out aloud congratulate myself on not saying what I wanted to out aloud. Only then she banned me from saying that out aloud, too! indeed, she threw such a cow @eep tonight!! >< me, i'm exceedingly tempted to sing myself to sling myself to sleep tonight! ><
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on 40+ minutes of that UQ home exercise program for her.
-Finally, it all culminated with one painful standing calf stretch for just under fifteen minutes. Usually, it's fifteen, but I lost my balance and fell backwards; luckily there was a chair behind me!
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but 'twas enough that she walked back with me to the gobbling :P table, meaning I was safe from the cruel and unfaithful God from pushing me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown ironbark lettuce, four wee chunks of beef, the same again of yummy chicken, two wee slices of fish, and one yummy chip that dad's client from Brighton had shouted him. Dinner was spooned down with one thankfully watered-down bowl of disgusting celery soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Eep, I'm such an idiot! The homework topic for tomorrow isn't 'lonely', but 'bored'! >< Going to write that now; fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Wednesday Post 165b
Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1378 (D2 proudly reports that 1378 steps also equals sth very slightly over twenty-two kcal or sth very slightly over 530mXD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Longsuffering'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival around 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly creamed myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and softly, slowly but most hatefully singing my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, then Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Thanks muchly to PIG mum who'd bought me one yummy chicken sushi roll to eat, although zero thanks to her that she didn't lemme have any soya sauce with it. Anyways, the mug of yummy mint green tea I drank with arvo tea was my second, official and last mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol massaged Ela for just over thirty minutes, painting her pork chop colour with tomato sauce red dots.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's not back till next Wednesday, coz she's got something on Monday. I've just e-mailed Aimee about that, so hopefully she'll get back to me soon.
-Again, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival around 4:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly creamed myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and softly, slowly but most hatefully singing my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, then Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-Thanks muchly to PIG mum who'd bought me one yummy chicken sushi roll to eat, although zero thanks to her that she didn't lemme have any soya sauce with it. Anyways, the mug of yummy mint green tea I drank with arvo tea was my second, official and last mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol massaged Ela for just over thirty minutes, painting her pork chop colour with tomato sauce red dots.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's not back till next Wednesday, coz she's got something on Monday. I've just e-mailed Aimee about that, so hopefully she'll get back to me soon.
-Again, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Wednesday Post 165
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1164 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling twenty-two kcal or 460m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Samson and Joseph (2) but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-Carol Lockwood arrived just before 4pm; PIG mum let her inside then yakked @ her for awhile before finally releasing her to supervise my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Arvo tea was the usual half toastie plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes while I continued reading The Happiest Refugee.
-Around 5:30pm, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, hit me with the eye goo then said 'twas time to leave.
-So Carol tootled me off to Toastmasters, taking me once to the loo on arrival.
-My Warmup segment went well! When Viktor did the General Evaluation, he said he liked how I gestured to each speaker when it was his/her turn to speak. Monica also picked me for table topics! She'd brought along three bags of random goodies, we had to pick one item from two of the bags and market it. I picked a little stuffed toy cow/donkey and a little bag of Coke lollies; called the animal a 'conkey' and said the Coke lollies were the newest and best feed for those animals. XD monica liked my table topic so much, she even gifted me the little packet of Coke lollies! Not only that, she really did buy me a bookmark from Romania! And not just any bookmark, but magnetic ones with Romanian scenery and buildings!
-Afterwards, Carol took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas, where I enjoyed my Happy Meal and she used one of those two dollar cheeseburger and fries vouchers.
-Back home, I plopped briefly online until PIG mum finished doing dearest dad's tax return for him and booted me off to bed. ZZZ~ Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, plus @ least one/two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) then gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of crunchy Special K. I didn't really mind that PIG mum was gleefully forcing poor Ela to do all the scooping and tipping because I was seated and could concentrate. Anyways, while she was upstairs changing, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4awd.
-Off she tootled me to see Vincent the bloody physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: two/three attempts before staying seated, then just stood for the entire session and did exercises for Ela, who opened the loo door and held ontro the rail @ end. Also stood on only Elf for @ least forty seconds.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home, and I typed out my writers group homework. Aunty Mecky arrived, served me one yummy banana and PIG mum rocked out for some shopping.
-Lunch was one yummy toasted tuna in corn and mayo toastie, cut into two triangles and one small mug of chocolate Nesquik, my first official mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I went to the loo once for four tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I sat and read The Happiest Refugee, while Aunty Mecky did the rubbing for Ela for about twenty minutes, gave herself the next forty minutes off, then came back and rubbed Ela for barely another twenty minutes.
-When PIG mum came home, I went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Writers group! I've done my homework, yup!
-PIG mum's going to work, so I guess that means I can't get a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch ... hopefully, Joey won't come and teach me pilates either ...
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Carol Lockwood arrived just before 4pm; PIG mum let her inside then yakked @ her for awhile before finally releasing her to supervise my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-After getting dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands and I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her.
-Arvo tea was the usual half toastie plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol sat and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes while I continued reading The Happiest Refugee.
-Around 5:30pm, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, hit me with the eye goo then said 'twas time to leave.
-So Carol tootled me off to Toastmasters, taking me once to the loo on arrival.
-My Warmup segment went well! When Viktor did the General Evaluation, he said he liked how I gestured to each speaker when it was his/her turn to speak. Monica also picked me for table topics! She'd brought along three bags of random goodies, we had to pick one item from two of the bags and market it. I picked a little stuffed toy cow/donkey and a little bag of Coke lollies; called the animal a 'conkey' and said the Coke lollies were the newest and best feed for those animals. XD monica liked my table topic so much, she even gifted me the little packet of Coke lollies! Not only that, she really did buy me a bookmark from Romania! And not just any bookmark, but magnetic ones with Romanian scenery and buildings!
-Afterwards, Carol took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to the Warrigal Square Maccas, where I enjoyed my Happy Meal and she used one of those two dollar cheeseburger and fries vouchers.
-Back home, I plopped briefly online until PIG mum finished doing dearest dad's tax return for him and booted me off to bed. ZZZ~ Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:05am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, plus @ least one/two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realise I feel like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) then gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one small bowl of crunchy Special K. I didn't really mind that PIG mum was gleefully forcing poor Ela to do all the scooping and tipping because I was seated and could concentrate. Anyways, while she was upstairs changing, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4awd.
-Off she tootled me to see Vincent the bloody physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: two/three attempts before staying seated, then just stood for the entire session and did exercises for Ela, who opened the loo door and held ontro the rail @ end. Also stood on only Elf for @ least forty seconds.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me home, and I typed out my writers group homework. Aunty Mecky arrived, served me one yummy banana and PIG mum rocked out for some shopping.
-Lunch was one yummy toasted tuna in corn and mayo toastie, cut into two triangles and one small mug of chocolate Nesquik, my first official mug to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I went to the loo once for four tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I sat and read The Happiest Refugee, while Aunty Mecky did the rubbing for Ela for about twenty minutes, gave herself the next forty minutes off, then came back and rubbed Ela for barely another twenty minutes.
-When PIG mum came home, I went once more to the loo before plopping online.
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Writers group! I've done my homework, yup!
-PIG mum's going to work, so I guess that means I can't get a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch ... hopefully, Joey won't come and teach me pilates either ...
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Tuesday Post 124b
Heylo again, good evening and one final good evening for tonight! Firstly, Em's final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2242 (hmm ... why couldn't I have walked twenty less steps tonight? Then my final, final plodding total could've been 2222! XD; D2's final, final report for tonight: 2242 steps also equals very slightly over sixty-seven kcal or very slightly over 890m XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'This Is Why He Came' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online!!! Alas, the list grows longer whenever I go out @ night. >< Anyways, PIG mum'll be gleefully forcing me off to bed in like ten minutes, so I'll bbl with tonight's events toms arvo, okies? Hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday, October 21, 2013
Tuesday Post 124
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2036 steps today (ha, just over two grand; D2 proudly reports that 2036 steps also equals sixty-four kcal or 810m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Samson and Joseph (1)' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online after I get home from Toastmasters!!!! >< Righteo, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning around 6:05am. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear and two more pot :P trips before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "Fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, before remembering that I wanted to do a stinky unspeakable last night and just returning to bed. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P While PIG mum's upstairs changing, I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I go and do my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself, but I also lean against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that's done, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD, where off she tootles me to see Vincent the bloody physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. While PIG mum drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: three attempts before staying seated, then stood entire session and did exercises for Ela and stood only on Elf for more than two minutes. Ela opened door and held onto rail @ end.
-After PIG mum took me once more to the loo, she tootled us back to the Warrigal Square Woolies, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the entire store to buy things.
-One more loo trip for me (the Warrigal Square one; she went too) before she tootled us back home, where she dropped the groceries back into the fridge and tootled us out to the Springwood Fasta Pasta to meet Mrs. Dent for lunch! Era had helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes from the time we left Woolies till the time we arrived @ Fasta Pasta; Ela also opened her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Mr. Dent came along too! We all ordered the $8.80 lunch items; PIG mum the pizza, Mrs. Dent the calamari rings, Mr. Dent the chicken panini and me the penne bel paese. Actually, Mr. Dent and I both wanted both items, so we just ordered one each and shared. :o) I would've loved to share some cheesy garlic bread and drank an iced lemon tea, but PIG mum refused and gleefully restricted me to just water. Hey, no biggie, I'll survive.
-Mr. Dent ate super-fast, he'd finished all his meal before i'd even tucked away half! PIG mum ate super-fast also, just so she could yak her head off to mrs. Dent, who donated some chips to mr. Dent after seeing him all finished. I traded my longest chip with PIG mum for one small bite of her pizza; 'twas yummy!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I turned off the alarm then popped online.
-Carol Lockwood should come in less than ten minutes to supervise my shower. We're attending Toastmasters tonight; the theme's 'Oktoberfest' and I'm Warm-Up Master! Fingers crossed I can get a small meal from maccas back home for dinner~
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty Mecky's coming to spend three hours with me, from 11:30am till 2:30pm. Dunno what PIG mum'll do.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower and, best of all, it's ice cream night toms night!
-Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~I used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning around 6:05am. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear and two more pot :P trips before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "Fifteen more minutes." When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for two more tinkles, before remembering that I wanted to do a stinky unspeakable last night and just returning to bed. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P While PIG mum's upstairs changing, I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, I go and do my stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to dak myself, but I also lean against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that's done, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD, where off she tootles me to see Vincent the bloody physio. Of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. While PIG mum drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: three attempts before staying seated, then stood entire session and did exercises for Ela and stood only on Elf for more than two minutes. Ela opened door and held onto rail @ end.
-After PIG mum took me once more to the loo, she tootled us back to the Warrigal Square Woolies, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the entire store to buy things.
-One more loo trip for me (the Warrigal Square one; she went too) before she tootled us back home, where she dropped the groceries back into the fridge and tootled us out to the Springwood Fasta Pasta to meet Mrs. Dent for lunch! Era had helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes from the time we left Woolies till the time we arrived @ Fasta Pasta; Ela also opened her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Mr. Dent came along too! We all ordered the $8.80 lunch items; PIG mum the pizza, Mrs. Dent the calamari rings, Mr. Dent the chicken panini and me the penne bel paese. Actually, Mr. Dent and I both wanted both items, so we just ordered one each and shared. :o) I would've loved to share some cheesy garlic bread and drank an iced lemon tea, but PIG mum refused and gleefully restricted me to just water. Hey, no biggie, I'll survive.
-Mr. Dent ate super-fast, he'd finished all his meal before i'd even tucked away half! PIG mum ate super-fast also, just so she could yak her head off to mrs. Dent, who donated some chips to mr. Dent after seeing him all finished. I traded my longest chip with PIG mum for one small bite of her pizza; 'twas yummy!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes then she opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I turned off the alarm then popped online.
-Carol Lockwood should come in less than ten minutes to supervise my shower. We're attending Toastmasters tonight; the theme's 'Oktoberfest' and I'm Warm-Up Master! Fingers crossed I can get a small meal from maccas back home for dinner~
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty Mecky's coming to spend three hours with me, from 11:30am till 2:30pm. Dunno what PIG mum'll do.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower and, best of all, it's ice cream night toms night!
-Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 124d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3215. D2's final, final report for monday: 3215 steps also equals something very slightly over ninety-nine kcal (who knows? Maybe I managed to pass 100kcal today! XD) or sth very slightly over 1.27km. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Must remember to keep all swearing I'm tempted to utter silent and totally inside my head.
-Fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! i'm craving some BBQ pork~
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! i've already prepared for my role as warm-up master~
-Fingers crossed I can bring back some dinner from Maccas; even a Happy Meal's better than nothing!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-At 9pm I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Must remember to keep all swearing I'm tempted to utter silent and totally inside my head.
-Fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! i'm craving some BBQ pork~
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! i've already prepared for my role as warm-up master~
-Fingers crossed I can bring back some dinner from Maccas; even a Happy Meal's better than nothing!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 124c
Good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3178, which D2 proudly reports as sth equaling very slightly over ninety-nine kcal or sth very slightly over 1.25km. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-not long after I finished Monday Post 124b, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on like twenty-four minutes of some stupid balloon exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela to do ages of the UQ home program that Bec had e-mailed along this afternoon
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown kailan (although PIG and I both did some watering), lotsa wombok, one small chunk of salmon that broke into two when PIG mum transferred it to my bowl and a little delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of disgusting (but thankfully watered-down) bowl of celery soup, and afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the couch, coz PIG mum had ordered that I sit and watch the X Factor with her until 8:30, when she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-not long after I finished Monday Post 124b, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on like twenty-four minutes of some stupid balloon exercises for her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela to do ages of the UQ home program that Bec had e-mailed along this afternoon
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa mostly dearest dad's home-grown kailan (although PIG and I both did some watering), lotsa wombok, one small chunk of salmon that broke into two when PIG mum transferred it to my bowl and a little delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of disgusting (but thankfully watered-down) bowl of celery soup, and afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely over to the couch, coz PIG mum had ordered that I sit and watch the X Factor with her until 8:30, when she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Monday Post 124b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2950, which D2 proudly reports as equaling sth very slightly over ninety-four kcal or sth very slightly over 1.16km. XD Righteo, continuing events for today?
-When Carol announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'God is so ... Personal'.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo and, asking Carol please for one mug of water, which was my first to hold 'incorrectly', I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was the other half of the yummy lunch I'd started, plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my second, official and last mug for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol went and cleaned the bathroom, then came back and massaged Ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her the cheesy pork colour with rice white dots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Wednesday, but warns she'll prolly be late coz term resumes tomorrow.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-When Carol announced her arrival just before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcomed her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'God is so ... Personal'.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo and, asking Carol please for one mug of water, which was my first to hold 'incorrectly', I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was the other half of the yummy lunch I'd started, plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my second, official and last mug for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Carol went and cleaned the bathroom, then came back and massaged Ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her the cheesy pork colour with rice white dots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back Wednesday, but warns she'll prolly be late coz term resumes tomorrow.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Monday Post 124
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2943 steps today (bet I'll pass three grand if I get to return online when Carol leaves XD; D2 proudly reports that 2943 steps also equals just over eighty-eight kcal or just over 1.09kmXD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "Whose 'Report' Will You Believe?' but thirdly and way most importantly, I'm still owed TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! During the Winter months, I don't count it as an awesome sleep unless it's past 6am, but this morning, nature called and I saw that 'twas already super-sunny outside and only 5:50am!
-So I used the pot :P once, then spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-No point in trying to fall back asleep after dad left for work; PIG mum was soon downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weet-bix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. While I was munching away and PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the radio (97.3FM) all day, too. While she drove, I kept both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after we arrived, then kindly left me with an edition of the Woman's Weekly magazine from around February this year and returned downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Olly came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk into the gym. Physio today: fifteen minutes tilt table, eight minutes balance master, work for Ela and ten laps walking along the hallway @ the end. Cripes, Olly wants me to walk twelve laps when I see him again on Friday; I've told him I'll walk six @ the beginning then six @ the end; I'm not gonna walk twelve straight off, that's crazy! ><
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo before she tootled us back to Warrigal Square. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Before lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into Woolies and buy some teabags.
-Only there weren't any seats available @ the Sushi Train; instead, we went to Madtongsan!
-I ordered my usual favourite: the cheese pork cutlet with rice; unsurprisingly, PIG mum bagged about half. We also shared this pancake! PIG mum had about 4/5, leaving me just 1/5, coz she didn't order a main course afterwards.
-Afterwards, I sat in the car and waited while PIG mum went and bought some meat from the butcher. Suddenly, someone greets me; 'tis Aunty Anita! She says she's just had lunch @ the Vietnamese noodle place and will go across the road and see the physio; think she said she had a sore back.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the treadmill. Usually, it's for twenty-five minutes, but today, @ 10:55, my ankle started hurting! PIG mum had me sit down and checked the blister on Elf, then decided I needn't plod anymore. Phew.
-So I plopped online, and Carol's supposed to come supervise my shower in like eight minutes
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But PIG mum should take me to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch afterwards!
-And Carol Lockwood's taking me to Toastmasters toms night; I'm Warmup Master! The theme's 'oktoberfest'. Fingers crossed I can grab some dinner on the way home from Maccas!
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
~Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! During the Winter months, I don't count it as an awesome sleep unless it's past 6am, but this morning, nature called and I saw that 'twas already super-sunny outside and only 5:50am!
-So I used the pot :P once, then spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:45am.
-No point in trying to fall back asleep after dad left for work; PIG mum was soon downstairs and poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weet-bix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. While I was munching away and PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the radio (97.3FM) all day, too. While she drove, I kept both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Then, opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after we arrived, then kindly left me with an edition of the Woman's Weekly magazine from around February this year and returned downstairs to pay Shyla.
-Olly came for me with a walkbelt and Forced me to walk into the gym. Physio today: fifteen minutes tilt table, eight minutes balance master, work for Ela and ten laps walking along the hallway @ the end. Cripes, Olly wants me to walk twelve laps when I see him again on Friday; I've told him I'll walk six @ the beginning then six @ the end; I'm not gonna walk twelve straight off, that's crazy! ><
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo before she tootled us back to Warrigal Square. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Before lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk into Woolies and buy some teabags.
-Only there weren't any seats available @ the Sushi Train; instead, we went to Madtongsan!
-I ordered my usual favourite: the cheese pork cutlet with rice; unsurprisingly, PIG mum bagged about half. We also shared this pancake! PIG mum had about 4/5, leaving me just 1/5, coz she didn't order a main course afterwards.
-Afterwards, I sat in the car and waited while PIG mum went and bought some meat from the butcher. Suddenly, someone greets me; 'tis Aunty Anita! She says she's just had lunch @ the Vietnamese noodle place and will go across the road and see the physio; think she said she had a sore back.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the treadmill. Usually, it's for twenty-five minutes, but today, @ 10:55, my ankle started hurting! PIG mum had me sit down and checked the blister on Elf, then decided I needn't plod anymore. Phew.
-So I plopped online, and Carol's supposed to come supervise my shower in like eight minutes
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-But PIG mum should take me to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch afterwards!
-And Carol Lockwood's taking me to Toastmasters toms night; I'm Warmup Master! The theme's 'oktoberfest'. Fingers crossed I can grab some dinner on the way home from Maccas!
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 124d
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2220. Nope, I just got up, moved two steps forward and sat down again, meaning my final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2222. XD D2's final, final report for tonight: 2222 steps also equals something very slightly over fifty-six kcal or something very slightly over 950m. Hey, I'll pass 1km someday, never you fear. Just not today. XD Oh, and the final, final spam count for Friday, Saturday and Sunday now stands @ twenty-two. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-At 8:30pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: 10am UQ physio session with Olly. Fingers crossed he won't stick me up that bloody tilt table! ><
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme have lunch @ the Sushi Train afterwards! I'm craving some udon~
-Will haveta offer PIG mum the opportunity to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her when we get home; it'll be way too early to plop online yet.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-At 8:30pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: 10am UQ physio session with Olly. Fingers crossed he won't stick me up that bloody tilt table! ><
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme have lunch @ the Sushi Train afterwards! I'm craving some udon~
-Will haveta offer PIG mum the opportunity to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her when we get home; it'll be way too early to plop online yet.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 142c
Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2170, which D2 proudly adds also equals sth very slightly over fifty-six kcal or sth very slightly over 930m. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Time for English service, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the main hall then left for her very informal fellowship (tea and gossip) with other church ladies.
-Yay, I stayed seated for worship again today. :o) I sang everything, plus the harmony for two songs, just meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was dear uncle/pastor Chong. :o)
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then left me with Dr. Dr. Tai, who drove me and Ah Yan off to Little Nonya for lunch with other SHINE people.
-I gently held hands with Dr. Dr. Tai and walked well into the restaurant. Only around six shared lunch today; I had some egg noodle, two types of ho fan and some rice.Daphne was uber smart, when the rice dish came, 'twas curry, and I was like, "Ugh, I don't like curry." Only Daph heard, saw there was still some stir fry beef ho fan left, and replied, "No worries. You can have the beef with the rice." :o)
-Afterwards, Dr. Dr. Tai tootled us back to church and I went once to the loo before joining everyone else in our usual meeting room.
-For worship today, the best I managed was seven consecutive Canto words. XD
-When the offering tin went around, I dug around my bag and found one dollar to give.
-Little Chow led bible study today, about Jesus praying for his disciples.
-Afterwards, Little Chow walked me out and I sat, ringing PIG mum please to come pick me up. Thomas came over and asked me why he could see me tapping on my mobile while Vicky was leading Bible study; I explained to him that I liked to read the Bible passages Vicky referred to while she led Bible study.
-Oh, apparently, SHINE fellowship will get disbanded @ the end of this year and split into couples (Daph and Thomas, Karen and Vincent) and singles fellowship!
-Afterwards, PIG mum collected me. Back home, I went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-I'd only been online for thirty minutes, however, when PIG mum came and demanded I shower. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with Elf's AFO and gleefully forced poor Ela to scrub various body parts thirty-six times. She only lemme wash each body part nine times, meaning I'm still feeling dirty, but don't worry, I'll return to my usual twenty-five toms and I'll be clean then. :o)
-Dinner afterwards: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown super-crunchy kai lan, lotsa yummy wombok, some salmon and half a yummy chicken drumstick. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of (thankfully watered-down) disgusting celery soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-For some reason, nature's calling desperately now; I can't wait till 9pm before going! So fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final events for Sunday, my final, final plodding today, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Time for English service, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the main hall then left for her very informal fellowship (tea and gossip) with other church ladies.
-Yay, I stayed seated for worship again today. :o) I sang everything, plus the harmony for two songs, just meant absolutely nothing.
-Speaker today was dear uncle/pastor Chong. :o)
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then left me with Dr. Dr. Tai, who drove me and Ah Yan off to Little Nonya for lunch with other SHINE people.
-I gently held hands with Dr. Dr. Tai and walked well into the restaurant. Only around six shared lunch today; I had some egg noodle, two types of ho fan and some rice.Daphne was uber smart, when the rice dish came, 'twas curry, and I was like, "Ugh, I don't like curry." Only Daph heard, saw there was still some stir fry beef ho fan left, and replied, "No worries. You can have the beef with the rice." :o)
-Afterwards, Dr. Dr. Tai tootled us back to church and I went once to the loo before joining everyone else in our usual meeting room.
-For worship today, the best I managed was seven consecutive Canto words. XD
-When the offering tin went around, I dug around my bag and found one dollar to give.
-Little Chow led bible study today, about Jesus praying for his disciples.
-Afterwards, Little Chow walked me out and I sat, ringing PIG mum please to come pick me up. Thomas came over and asked me why he could see me tapping on my mobile while Vicky was leading Bible study; I explained to him that I liked to read the Bible passages Vicky referred to while she led Bible study.
-Oh, apparently, SHINE fellowship will get disbanded @ the end of this year and split into couples (Daph and Thomas, Karen and Vincent) and singles fellowship!
-Afterwards, PIG mum collected me. Back home, I went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-I'd only been online for thirty minutes, however, when PIG mum came and demanded I shower. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with Elf's AFO and gleefully forced poor Ela to scrub various body parts thirty-six times. She only lemme wash each body part nine times, meaning I'm still feeling dirty, but don't worry, I'll return to my usual twenty-five toms and I'll be clean then. :o)
-Dinner afterwards: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown super-crunchy kai lan, lotsa yummy wombok, some salmon and half a yummy chicken drumstick. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of (thankfully watered-down) disgusting celery soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-For some reason, nature's calling desperately now; I can't wait till 9pm before going! So fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final events for Sunday, my final, final plodding today, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Sunday Post 142b
Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2063 9yeah, I'm just over two grand; D2 proudly reports that 2063 steps also equals sth very slightly over fifty-five kcal or sth very slightly over 890m XD0 and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's "I'm After God's Heart'. Righteo, continuing events for today?
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, one full mug of water plus all my usual drugs. :P While munching breakfst, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the radio (97.3FM) all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with Aunty Katherine in the church library and went back upstairs to attend the Canto service.
-At first, Aunty katherine was having us watch another Canto testimony, but then I saw Nick Vujicic's 'No Arms. No legs. No Limits' and asked to watch that instead, coz 'twas in English! XD Aunty katherine did put the Canto subtitles on for herself, though.
-When PIG mum collected me, she took me once again to the loo, then I grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-Alan came over for a chat, said he had to teach Sunday school this morning and that he'll try to get assigned to the NAB next year.
-Dinnertime! Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online!!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, one full mug of water plus all my usual drugs. :P While munching breakfst, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the radio (97.3FM) all day, too. While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with Aunty Katherine in the church library and went back upstairs to attend the Canto service.
-At first, Aunty katherine was having us watch another Canto testimony, but then I saw Nick Vujicic's 'No Arms. No legs. No Limits' and asked to watch that instead, coz 'twas in English! XD Aunty katherine did put the Canto subtitles on for herself, though.
-When PIG mum collected me, she took me once again to the loo, then I grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-Alan came over for a chat, said he had to teach Sunday school this morning and that he'll try to get assigned to the NAB next year.
-Dinnertime! Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online!!
Cheers,
Em. Z^^
Sunday Post 142
Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2129 steps today (D2 proudly announces that 1918 steps also equals very slightly over fifty-two kcal or very slightly over 840m XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Midnight Madness (2)' and thirdly, the spam count for Friday, Saturday and Sunday's twenty-one but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after PIG mum supervises my shower!!! Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
- Alas, 'tis shower time. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
- Alas, 'tis shower time. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Saturday Post 142c
One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2350 (keeping in mind that 634 of those stepe were plodded last night; D2's final, final report for Saturday: 2350 steps also equals something very slightly over sixty kcal or something very slightly over 1.27km XD) Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-I happily got my Facebook fix for awhile, but @ 9pm yelled upstairs and asked PIG mum was she alright. She came downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline then chucked some complete cow @ me when I asked could we please duck out to the Sushi Train @ Warrigal Square for a quick dinner. Look, I know the place doesn't close until @ least 10pm, and it would save PIG mum the trouble of having to cook/reheat anything for us!
-So dad comes home from fellowship and immediately joins in. >< Meaning I'm DEFINITELY singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok and several thin strips of delicious chicken. Dinner was washed down with half a mug of milk, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Toms: again, just church, DEFINITELY NOTHING special. no, the special thing's that SHINE fellowship's restarting! Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I remember that passage from the Bible that talks about not letting the sun go down while you're angry; well, technically the sun was already down, and I refuse to let the cruel and unfaithful God stir me up and get me down, so yeah, tomorrow's gonna be a great day! :o)
-I happily got my Facebook fix for awhile, but @ 9pm yelled upstairs and asked PIG mum was she alright. She came downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline then chucked some complete cow @ me when I asked could we please duck out to the Sushi Train @ Warrigal Square for a quick dinner. Look, I know the place doesn't close until @ least 10pm, and it would save PIG mum the trouble of having to cook/reheat anything for us!
-So dad comes home from fellowship and immediately joins in. >< Meaning I'm DEFINITELY singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok and several thin strips of delicious chicken. Dinner was washed down with half a mug of milk, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly' then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Toms: again, just church, DEFINITELY NOTHING special. no, the special thing's that SHINE fellowship's restarting! Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I remember that passage from the Bible that talks about not letting the sun go down while you're angry; well, technically the sun was already down, and I refuse to let the cruel and unfaithful God stir me up and get me down, so yeah, tomorrow's gonna be a great day! :o)
Saturday Post 142b
Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1716 steps today (will add yesterday's amount later; D2 proudly announces that 1716 steps also equals sth very slightly over forty-nine kcal or sth very slightly over 670mXD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'Midnight Madness (1)'; and thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's "God's Narrow and Wide-Angle' Lenses but forthly and most importantly, I'm still owed online after dinner!!! Anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-After Aunty Lucia left, I returned happily online and starting reading the latest Naruto manga. Unfortunately, PIG mum spoiled the fun, by coming downstairs from piglang, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on ages of stupid balloon exercises with her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on ages more of stupid exercises picking up minions and walnuts. Actually, did she gleefully FORCE :( me to plod sideways laps for her first? Prolly, but I've since forgotten. XD
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-After the usual dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then, dad tootled me off to Ray's, where we were all (minus Ben) meeting to carpool over to Tony's for small group!
-When we headed off, Pole walked behind me to Ray's car. Ray was a gentleman who walked ahead and opened the car door for me. XD
-At Tony's, I hiked up the stairs with Jeff trailing closely behind. I'd chosen Jeff coz Tony and Ray are both stick-like in stature, and I wanted someone with a more solid build to walk behind me and thus provide me with a soft landing were I to fall backwards. XD
-Last night, we did another session from the Alliance Core Values series, faith-filled risks.
-Afterwards, while some watched (me, obviously), four people played some Xbox game!
-I'm afraid I called an end to the party when I asked Tony for his address so that the parents could come collect me, because PIG mum had to work today and needed a good night's sleep.
-So Ray dropped me off home (Pole's house sitting for Pastors Chris and Grace while they're holidaying in korea) and 'twas instant bedtime for me, zzz.
-Today: woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am. After she'd gone, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Barb arrived. Dad left for somewhere and Barb gave me fifteen more minutes before watching me get up; actually, she called out to me, "Ten more minutes, Emily!" and "You've got five more minutes, Em!" to warn me how much time I had remaining!
-So I swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles and Barb got me kitted, before she Forced me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. Thanks to Barb who squirted me some toothpaste, and Ela enjoyed her once-a-week reprieve.
-Afterwards, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail briefly and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Barb Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who left me half a slice of yummy ham and egg for breakfast; I tried to teach Barb how to cook the bread on the fry pan, but her effort came out soggy. XD Thanks to her, though, who added one slice of cheese for me. Oh, and my weekly cup of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, was my second for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I continued writing my letter to nana, while Barb massaged Ela for about thirty minutes. We also chatted away while doing our respective activities; I learnt that Barb had premmie twin girls (but they're older than me and parents themselves now!) who needed an incubator when they were born!
-At midday, Barb took me once to the loo for the full five tinkles while she made me some warm Milo and cooked me fried rice for lunch.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, first I rang Aunty Lai and we chatted for like thirteen minutes. I'm really not sure why she's got such a bad stuttering problem?
-Next I rang Uncle Fung and we chatted for like eighteen minutes. He told me that Aunty Nga had gone to some parent-teacher interview, while Mickey had gone to school for ping pong lessons!
-Afterwards, Barb took me once more to the loo, I signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she left. We're both not sure: will she be back next Saturday? Guess I'll recheck my e-mails from Lynda to find out.
-Dad soon arrived home after Barb left. The first thing he did was empty the bowl of fried rice that Barb had given me! >< Luckily, I got it back, after I grumpily snapped a photo of it with Sem (my old mobile) and threatened to show PIGF mum. Dad also gave me one full mug of water to drink; insisting I drain the problem; no biggie, 'twas like the fourth mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-But I only plopped online briefly, coz PIG mum tumbled downstairs having showered, and said 'twas time we left for Chi-Link to get our massages!
-Before, though, we both visit the loo once.
-Aunty Li massages PIG mum, while I get a massage from Lei shifu. It's comfy, albeit slightly painful @ times. All throughout, I could hear PIG mum incessantly chatting with Aunty Li; I am always so impressed with her Mandarin speaking skills!
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then prepares to tootle us home when disaster strikes: she's misplaced the parking ticket! o_O
-So she goes back to the paying mound (whatever those terminals are called) and rings. The staff dude wants to fine PIG mum twenty dollars for misplacing her ticket, but PIG mum explains that we'd only come for a massage and, in the end, the guys lets us about. Lesson learnt: the next time we are @ Garbo, the ticket will go straight into the glove box!
-So PIG mum tootles me home, telling me to ring Annette and let her know that we're coming home, coz it's already past 4pm. Only Annette doesn't answer, Rach does! "Oh, mum's left her mobile @ home," she laughs. XD
-Sure enough, Annette's waiting for us when we return home, and I head straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today.
-I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (Annette helps only with my back and Era), mostly cream myself (Annette kindly helps with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (Annette helps only with Elf's AFO.Then I walk over to the loo for two tinkles, also slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I wash and dry Era, before Annette Forces me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. Huge thanks to dearest dad who's left me one charsiu bun; I also make myself one mug of yummy mint green tea, it's my fifth and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sits and massages Ela for thirty minutes, painting her khaki green with red/yellow spots today.
-Before she leaves, Annette takes me to the loo once more for two tinkles. Apparently, she's not back till next (not the day after tomorrow Monday, but more than one full week later) Monday! Must remember to ask Carol Lockwood when she takes me to Toastmasters next Tuesday will she also come next Thursday and Saturday also; if she's not, must ring CODA/e-mail Aimee and ask
-Aunty nga rang back before; we had a yak. Apparently, little Mickey pig's very naughty! ><"
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Ohg, the special thing can be that SHINE fellowship's finally resuming! I did my Bible study homework back on Wednesday, before Aunty Mecky came and minded me for three hours.
-Dearest dad's gone out to The Manor for brothers' fellowship. Oh, how I wish PIG mum would take me out for dinner too! We never have the chance! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-After Aunty Lucia left, I returned happily online and starting reading the latest Naruto manga. Unfortunately, PIG mum spoiled the fun, by coming downstairs from piglang, gleefully and immediately forcing me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced all four limbs on ages of stupid balloon exercises with her.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Ela on ages more of stupid exercises picking up minions and walnuts. Actually, did she gleefully FORCE :( me to plod sideways laps for her first? Prolly, but I've since forgotten. XD
-Finally, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-After the usual dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Then, dad tootled me off to Ray's, where we were all (minus Ben) meeting to carpool over to Tony's for small group!
-When we headed off, Pole walked behind me to Ray's car. Ray was a gentleman who walked ahead and opened the car door for me. XD
-At Tony's, I hiked up the stairs with Jeff trailing closely behind. I'd chosen Jeff coz Tony and Ray are both stick-like in stature, and I wanted someone with a more solid build to walk behind me and thus provide me with a soft landing were I to fall backwards. XD
-Last night, we did another session from the Alliance Core Values series, faith-filled risks.
-Afterwards, while some watched (me, obviously), four people played some Xbox game!
-I'm afraid I called an end to the party when I asked Tony for his address so that the parents could come collect me, because PIG mum had to work today and needed a good night's sleep.
-So Ray dropped me off home (Pole's house sitting for Pastors Chris and Grace while they're holidaying in korea) and 'twas instant bedtime for me, zzz.
-Today: woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am. After she'd gone, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before Barb arrived. Dad left for somewhere and Barb gave me fifteen more minutes before watching me get up; actually, she called out to me, "Ten more minutes, Emily!" and "You've got five more minutes, Em!" to warn me how much time I had remaining!
-So I swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles and Barb got me kitted, before she Forced me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. Thanks to Barb who squirted me some toothpaste, and Ela enjoyed her once-a-week reprieve.
-Afterwards, I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail briefly and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Barb Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-Thanks to dad who left me half a slice of yummy ham and egg for breakfast; I tried to teach Barb how to cook the bread on the fry pan, but her effort came out soggy. XD Thanks to her, though, who added one slice of cheese for me. Oh, and my weekly cup of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, was my second for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I continued writing my letter to nana, while Barb massaged Ela for about thirty minutes. We also chatted away while doing our respective activities; I learnt that Barb had premmie twin girls (but they're older than me and parents themselves now!) who needed an incubator when they were born!
-At midday, Barb took me once to the loo for the full five tinkles while she made me some warm Milo and cooked me fried rice for lunch.
-Back @ the gobbling :P table, first I rang Aunty Lai and we chatted for like thirteen minutes. I'm really not sure why she's got such a bad stuttering problem?
-Next I rang Uncle Fung and we chatted for like eighteen minutes. He told me that Aunty Nga had gone to some parent-teacher interview, while Mickey had gone to school for ping pong lessons!
-Afterwards, Barb took me once more to the loo, I signed her off, said my thanks and byes, then she left. We're both not sure: will she be back next Saturday? Guess I'll recheck my e-mails from Lynda to find out.
-Dad soon arrived home after Barb left. The first thing he did was empty the bowl of fried rice that Barb had given me! >< Luckily, I got it back, after I grumpily snapped a photo of it with Sem (my old mobile) and threatened to show PIGF mum. Dad also gave me one full mug of water to drink; insisting I drain the problem; no biggie, 'twas like the fourth mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-But I only plopped online briefly, coz PIG mum tumbled downstairs having showered, and said 'twas time we left for Chi-Link to get our massages!
-Before, though, we both visit the loo once.
-Aunty Li massages PIG mum, while I get a massage from Lei shifu. It's comfy, albeit slightly painful @ times. All throughout, I could hear PIG mum incessantly chatting with Aunty Li; I am always so impressed with her Mandarin speaking skills!
-Afterwards, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo, then prepares to tootle us home when disaster strikes: she's misplaced the parking ticket! o_O
-So she goes back to the paying mound (whatever those terminals are called) and rings. The staff dude wants to fine PIG mum twenty dollars for misplacing her ticket, but PIG mum explains that we'd only come for a massage and, in the end, the guys lets us about. Lesson learnt: the next time we are @ Garbo, the ticket will go straight into the glove box!
-So PIG mum tootles me home, telling me to ring Annette and let her know that we're coming home, coz it's already past 4pm. Only Annette doesn't answer, Rach does! "Oh, mum's left her mobile @ home," she laughs. XD
-Sure enough, Annette's waiting for us when we return home, and I head straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I wash and rinse my own hair today.
-I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (Annette helps only with my back and Era), mostly cream myself (Annette kindly helps with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekit myself (Annette helps only with Elf's AFO.Then I walk over to the loo for two tinkles, also slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I wash and dry Era, before Annette Forces me to walk out to the kitchen to prepare my arvo tea. Huge thanks to dearest dad who's left me one charsiu bun; I also make myself one mug of yummy mint green tea, it's my fifth and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Annette sits and massages Ela for thirty minutes, painting her khaki green with red/yellow spots today.
-Before she leaves, Annette takes me to the loo once more for two tinkles. Apparently, she's not back till next (not the day after tomorrow Monday, but more than one full week later) Monday! Must remember to ask Carol Lockwood when she takes me to Toastmasters next Tuesday will she also come next Thursday and Saturday also; if she's not, must ring CODA/e-mail Aimee and ask
-Aunty nga rang back before; we had a yak. Apparently, little Mickey pig's very naughty! ><"
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Ohg, the special thing can be that SHINE fellowship's finally resuming! I did my Bible study homework back on Wednesday, before Aunty Mecky came and minded me for three hours.
-Dearest dad's gone out to The Manor for brothers' fellowship. Oh, how I wish PIG mum would take me out for dinner too! We never have the chance! Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday, October 18, 2013
Saturday Post 142
Good afternoon! Firstly, TWFT topic's 'Midnight Madness' but secondly and way more importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES after I get back home this arvo! Hopefully bbl then~
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Cheers,
Em. ^^
Friday Post 164b
Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 1331, which D2 proudly reports as also equalling thirty-two kcal or 440m. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
-When Aunty Lucia arrived, for some odd reason, PIG mum let her in! So I went with her into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over me, and I had another tinkle while she was still yapping away. XD Finally, she rekitted me, and I had one final tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps.
-Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the second half of the yummy lunch I'd had from Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong earlier, plus mounds of PIG mum's ironbark lettuce. I also drank one mug of yummy peppermint tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Before Aunty Lucia left, I went once more to the loo, and flipped the light on before returning online.
-Going for my Naruto fix now; maybe bbl, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Don't think any church aunties will come and teach me Canto translation toms; Aunty Winnie just rang mother and said they had to attend some kinda child safety training thing.
-When Aunty Lucia arrived, for some odd reason, PIG mum let her in! So I went with her into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over me, and I had another tinkle while she was still yapping away. XD Finally, she rekitted me, and I had one final tinkle when she was doing Elf's AFO straps.
-Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the second half of the yummy lunch I'd had from Sunnybank Oriental/Dong Fong earlier, plus mounds of PIG mum's ironbark lettuce. I also drank one mug of yummy peppermint tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Before Aunty Lucia left, I went once more to the loo, and flipped the light on before returning online.
-Going for my Naruto fix now; maybe bbl, otherwise hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Don't think any church aunties will come and teach me Canto translation toms; Aunty Winnie just rang mother and said they had to attend some kinda child safety training thing.
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