Thursday, June 30, 2011

friday post 48

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3020 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the voice of fear (1)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's fifty-nine; and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!!!! anyways, she's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

thursday post 48

just barely good afternoon! (it's two minutes past midday, see. :P) firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'do you want to be healed?' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after leanne leaves!! but leanne's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post61b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2044. nice, i'm just past two grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, the first thing she did was un-footwear me and force me to stand and stretch poor elf's calf for like fifteen minutes. OW. ><
-next, she gleefully forced me to stand for @ least another five minutes while she forced poor ela to pronate down and my left hip to touch the table, i.e. more weight shifting work.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-then she plodded her own while i got my toasted feet. :P
-cathy arrived about fifteen minutes late, put my footwear back on and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed and rekitted.
-cathy rinsed the floor once for me and Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yay, i can always count on cathy to feed me a perfect arvo tea! that's FOUR times this month already! :D i asked to squirt the mayo, and gave her a smiley face. :o) BTW, smiley faces must ALWAYS have have noses. :o)
-i asked cathy could she please massage ela while i was eating, coz 'twwas already late. cathy painted ela caramel with brown spots today, and tonight, she and the kids are having beef stroganoff (sp?) with rice for dinner, and she's back toms. and did you know, once every week she cracks araw egg into oreo's dinner! oreo just eats that raw - apparently that makes his coat shiny?
-cathy left after taking me once more to the loo. i've already said this, but she's back toms.
-dad just came home. :) and i've just sent a message to janice asking her is workers having hotpot for dinner tonight. personally, i reckon it's just PIG mum's plan to feed me less and less and less. XD she's like that! ><
-anyways, i've just listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM, and have about twenty-five minutes left online for myself. :)
-toms: think i've only got a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< argh, whatever. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

wednesday post61

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1020 steps today (phew, i just passed one grand! :P); secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to have a personal revival (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after whoever's coming to shower me leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8:05am. i then spent the next ten minutes till 8:15am having having having a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i curled up with florence and we returned to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung around to the pot :P for three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps several times before i was allowed to sit for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed my own slice of toast for breakfast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the first trip to vedelago, we listened to some christian disc that aunty denise/aunty katherine had given me for my birthday last year/the year before. i don't like him, coz his enunciation's not very good.
-@ vedelago, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i took a seat, and PIG mum passed me some kids mag with the kung fu panda2 guy gracing the front cover!
-i browsed that until zell was ready for me. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to some chair zell had already set up for me, and i took a seat.
-zell said she'd been visiting some glasses people, and when she'd seen this particular frame with the nose pieces, she'd known they were perfect for me! XD us asians haven't a bridge on our noses, see. XD
-she took away my old frames and sticky-taped them together, or sth.
-we used their toilet once before PIG mum tootled us home, where aunty wendy was already waiting.
-and she'd even brought some bun from breadtop for us! yum~
-PIG mum rocked off for her comfy massage and aunty wendy fried me six of the yummy dumplings that aunty rose had made for me. nomnomnom~ she also fried me lotsa normal lettuce with oyster sauce, and cut me one juicy orange. dunno why either parent keeps hiding the nesquik; instead, aunty wendy made me one mug of yummy horlicks, which of course i drank 'incorrectly'.
-after, i continued reading my bookclub novel while aunty wendy went cleaning my room up. i reached page 150 @ 1:15pm, BTW.
-aunty wendy gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes today. i'd asked her please could she start @ 1pm and again @ 1:15pm, but both times she was still busy.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the toilet before she left. i asked her please for a mug of water - another to hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-aunty wendy led me over to wash and dry era before leading me back to the computer. i switched it on and sat down.
-well, PIG mum's gonna gleefully force me off soon. ><
-think cathy's coming to shower me this arvo.
-then tonight, i'm attending workers fellowship! janice invited me last week, but @ first i declined coz (1) kwany's house has a flight of stairs to conquer and (2) i'm not a worker. janice replied that (1) the meeting was @ her and wilfred's house tonight and therefore no stairs and (2) there are other ppl who attend workers who aren't workers either. i'm curious to find out who they are, actually ...
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online for my remaining hour online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post49b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2342. righteo, final events for tonight?
when teagan arrived, i stayed online for a lil while longer before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before teagan flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle before getting creamed. teagan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-i held teagan's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-one more yummy bowl of chocolate porridge, plus two slices of toast which i buttered and tore into the bowl myself.
-teagan tootled me off to toastmasters! she took me to the loo once when we arrived, and i let era quickly open and close the taps fifty times.
-three great speeches tonight, plus the changeover ceremony!
-after toastmasters, teagan took me once more to the loo and i let era quickly open and close the tap fifty more times before we left.
-only we got stuck on the highway again! roadworks, with police car lights flashing again everywhere.
-but coz horrid PIG mum wouldn't even gimme ten bucks for dinner, we made it home early.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table, where i had one small bowl of pork chop and tofu rice with some vegies and one wee slice of egg. PIG mum also poured me a tiny lil half-flask of milk and gave me one malteaser. when i complained that she'd only given me one, she sniped back that i didn't deserve any! ><
-toms: off to vedelago to try new specs. when aunty wendy's looking after me, PIG mum's off to a comfy massage. in the arvo, i think cathy's back showering me. and i'm attending workers fellowship toms night! righteo, hope everone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, June 27, 2011

tuesday post49

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1955 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to have a personal revival (1) and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after the new carer gets here!! but PIG mum's PINKY-PROMISED i can have the time back when she explains to the new carer how she runs things in our house, so i won't need to note that into my spreadsheet. anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 8:05am. then i spent the next ten minutes till 8:15am having having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i curled up with bear bear and we returned to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, before feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable and just returning to bed. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the taps several times before i was finally allowed to sit.
-breakfast was one bowl of yummy chocolate porridge and one slice of toast. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bread while era quickly tore it into chunks. for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my mug of water 'incorrectly'. i alao used my mouth to tear the large chunks of bread into more manageable sizes.
-afterwards, i went to the loo and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leaned against the side rail and continued my quiet chat to percy.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the kyabra offices. i finished my chat to percy silently, eyes closed, during.
-@ the offices, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in, and some lady directed us to her office, where we crashed onto some comfy sofas.
-i explained to her right from the start that i had absolutely zero interest in being a volunteer tutor and that i was only looking for a paid job. she thanked me for being honest, then explained most of the participants here were from africa, refugees, and that a six-month commitment is required from all the tutors.
-when she finished, she showed PIG mum and i where the tutoring room is, then left us @ the toilets. i went first, then PIG mum. i also let era quickly open and close the taps five times before PIG mum snapped @ me to stop.
-next, a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< stupid ela couldn't complete her required task, and the evil physio - who actually DID my blog post about him :P - forced me to stand for almost twenty minutes! >< actually, he got both hands to punch his own; era hit him as hard as she could, while ela's wonky co-ordination meant she socked him a couple in the midriff. :P good, i hope he bruises! :P
-afterwards, i asked PIG mum if we could please eat @ luigi's but she refused. so i tried for sushi train @ warrigal square - and she agreed!
-zoe was working there today~
-for some reason, PIG mum gleefully restricted us to only two dishes each. i had two delicious inari and two teriyaki chicken ones. the chicken sushi was sprinkled with sth that PIG mum thought were rice bubbles! i read the nametag of one waitress, sth like 'yuki', guessed she was japanese and tried, "umm ... sumimasen?" the waitress looked @ me in surprise, and i pointed to the flakes. "what are those?" i asked. she replied, "fried flower." i was thinking how cool that was, and what type of flowers were they, when PIG mum leant over and clarified, "she means FLOUR." lol! XD
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i went once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-that was followed by a forced hike of the stairs, plus just over seventeen minutes on the bloody treadmill. not twenty, coz idiot elf started hurting. >< i was just gonna grit my teeth and endure the last three minutes, but i must've grimaced or sth, coz PIG mum saw and stopped me. instead, i got my toasted feet :P while she plodded her own seventeen minutes. lol, funny: she says she 'enjoys' walking on the treadmill, then why didn't she plod the full twenty after she let me off with seventeen? huh, go figure. :P
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced me to stretch poor elf for fifteen minutes, before she gleefully forced poor me to stand against the gobbling :P table and stretch ela for another five.
-but FINALLY, i was allowed online!
-anyways, i've got like twenty minutes for myself now. :)
-some new carer's taking me to toastmasters tonight. HORRID, EVIL PIG mum won't lemme get any dinner afterwards! it's all that stupid kris's fault. ><
-toms: off to vedelago to try new glasses. then, aunty wendy's coming to mind me while PIG mum rocks out. think cathy's back to shower me toms arvo - hope her daughter's doing better! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post48c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4283 and now i'm still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES for another day!! anyways, the rest of today's events?
-then i popped online until lisa arrived, about two minutes early.
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before lisa flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i got creamed, having one more tinkle. then, lisa rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-i held lisa's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-well, this week has been satisfied coz lisa gave me mayo, but she only gave me one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin. the cup of tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, was my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'. i also had a juicy pear.
-lisa gave ela a masage for about thirty-five minutes. have i said before? she's with workpac.
-lisa took me once to the loo for two tinkles before i signed her off and said my thanks and byes. hope she comes back soon!
-i tootled online until dad said 'tweas time to go for dinner. he drove us to the big gun chinese restaurant to meet uncle cyras and aunty mel, and lemme listen to westlife's 'back home'.
-tonight, i got: slightly less than one bowl of rice, 4.5 chunks of yummy pork, some beancurd sheet. the others enjoyed some lamb hotpot thing.
-i ate two slices of orange and drank two bowls of yummy black sesame desert. (two, coz dad didn't want his, for some reason.)
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before we left. much thanks to uncle cyras who shouted us! and i learnt that aunty mel's slightly younger than dad, but apparently, uncle cyras is lots older? dunno, he looks about the same age as his wife!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i did the usual nightly routine before plopping online.
-toms: 11am, i've gotta go to the kyabra offices, because PIG mum wants me to join some homework club thing. then midday, i've a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< PIG mum prolly won't take me out for lunch, and i must remember to ring CODA in the arvo and see who's taking me to toastmasters. argh, wish PIG mum would gimme ten bucks for dinner! >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post48b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3256. anyways, continuing events?
-PIG mum tootled me off to the bakery, where i got a yummy pork salad roll for lunch and an orange juice, coz horrid PIG mum refused to get me a chocolate milk. :(
-back home, i happily ate my lunch. dad wanted some; i offered him one slice of carrot.
-after lunch, i went to the toilet for a stinky unspeakable. zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced me to both dak and un-dak myself.
-going for dinner now! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. 'shing ga!' MEANS 'SEXY' IN CHINESE. :p

Sunday, June 26, 2011

monday post 48

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2978 steps today (meaning i'm certain i'll've passed three grand if i get to come back online later tonight):P, secondly, TWFT topic's 'god will surprise you' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR online when i get back home tonight!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more just before dearest dad left for work this morning. after he'd gone, i spent the ten minutes till 8am having having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i curled up with bear bear and we returned to our happy snorings.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself and used the pot :P for three tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on and off the taps several times before she finally lemme sit.
-breakfast was PIG mum's own breakfast leftovers. half a ham and cheese toastie plus one warm mug of horlicks, which of course i drank 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car and tootled us off to UQ. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'back home' all day, too.
-i went once to the loo when we arrived; of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and drive both hands while PIG mum went to the loo herself. i only let era quickly open and close the tap five times before PIG mum growled @ me to stop.
-like her usual horrid self, PIG mum refused to pass me a gossip magazine and just flounced downstairs to pay. luckily, there were also two elderly gentlemen sitting in the waiting room with me; i just asked one of them, then spent the next few minutes browsing a new idea mag.
-cat came for me with a walkbelt; era held her hand and i walked into the gym.
-i started with some mat work today. sonia came and discussed with cat about my left shoulder.
-when i returned to the plinth, i practised several sit-to-stands with cat, before she had me lie down on the plinth and i got some passive shoulder work done.
-to end, cat got the other student who says 'hvala' for thank-you and we went for a walk up and back down the corridor before they lemme leave.
-hey, lisa's here now; i gotta go! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post48c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2712 and the final, final spam count for the weekend's ten. lol, it reached double digits! :P anyways, final, final events for this evening?
-dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some tofu and a lil soup meat. sadly, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my tall mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-then, for some reason, the parents ganged up on me for no apparent reason and kept goinh on @ me! >< it ended with PIG mum deciding that she's gleefully forcing me offline @ 7:20pm! ><
-i also went once more to the loo myself; PIG mum was too busy dissing me to dad to watch me there safely. luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: UQ physio. fingers crossed that dad'll lemme buy a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk back for lunch with him! also must remember to ring CODA toms and ask (1) who's coming to shower me coz carol's on holidays and (2) who's taking me to toastmasters on tuesday night. as for me, tonight, i'll be singing my hatred of god to him and cuddling my beloved bear bear to sleep. righteo, hope everyone has a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post48b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2457. righteo, continuing today's events?
-michael led me over to the gobbling :P table.
-we didn't do anything today, just chatted away.
-they said 'twas time to go @ 5pm. i went once more to the toilet, then returned to the computer, where we spent the next fifteen minutes talking about michael's blogs. OMG, michael says he's got sth like EIGHTEEN THOUSAND readers!!! lol, and i get super-happy if my posts reach double digits in readership! XD
-they left just before 5:15pm. and aunty rose just rang - she says she's bringing me over some dumplings! :D
-and i just went once more to the loo, meaning my new plodding total for sunday's now 2536. well, @ least i'm over 2.5 grand. :)
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, June 25, 2011

sunday post48

good morning! (there's still four minutes till midday, see. :P) firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2034 steps today, secondly, TWFT topic's 'samson and delilah' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's nine. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-ACTUALLY, I'VE JUST WRITTEN A POST ABOUT THAT IN MY SPECIAL EVENTS BLOG. CHECK IT OUT @ woah, sorry, shrieking!! >< http://embluekirby.blogspot.com/2011/06/dinner-vincent-physios-place.html anyways, today's events?
-another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 7:50am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 8am having having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then dad came to poke me with "ten more minutes." funniest thing was that, after eight minutes, PIG mum came with "fifteen more minutes"! :P i enjoyed the extra few minutes of sleep. :P
-i used the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-ela was thankful that we were running late and PIG mum didn't gleefully force her to open and close the taps numerous times, but eft was grumpy coz PIG mum only gave me one mug of horlicks to drink, but nothing to eat! the mug of horlicks i held 'incorrectly', of course.
-then i went once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-combined service today! best of all, i got to sit in the back row!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more during worship. zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i let era quickly open and close the taps five times before PIG mum noticed and growled @ me to stop. back into service, poor em had to stand for two more songs before we were allowed to sit, but of course i didn't sing anything out aloud.
-speaker today was liam!
-after service, i went downstairs for morning tea. dad kindly poured me one cup of coloured water, PIG mum passed me one yummy yellow cream biscuit and i also had one quarter-triangle of bread with some strawberry jam.
-quiet dan wandered over for a chat. he's working @ alphapharm now.
-i also called vicky over for a chat. she says her course's called 'ocular therapeutics' and it's starting soon.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us home. this time, we listened to westlife's 'back home'.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-dad came home from the church meeting, and he's still refusing to take me to plaza for lunch. ><
-but i ate one small bowl of soya sauce noodles with one tiny slice of egg, and drank one cup of rice green tea, sweetened with about one teaspoonful of honey 'incorrectly'.
-i went once to the loo before coming online, and i also went once more just then. meaning my new plodding total for sunday's now 2322.
-well, vicky and michael are my guests today. :) they should be here in about thirty minutes.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! else it's just UQ physio for me toms, but i dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo coz carol's on holidays!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, June 24, 2011

saturday post47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1329 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'is there a better way?' and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after whoever's coming to shower me leaves!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-dinner was rice, lotsa lettuce and some chicken. dad started tirading @ me early. ><
-one loo trip, then dad tootled me off to SHINE fellowship!
-last night, michael did some talk about money. we didn't have any worship last night - wonder why?
-we split up into groups for prayer. horace prayed for me:"dear god, please watch over emily this week when she walks, so she won't ..." fall to her death!" i whispered to him. horace snorted with amusement. "fall OVER." he finished. :P
-after everyone had packed up, dad still hadn't come, so horace lemme hold his hand and i walked all the way up. not sure why dad always complains that era hangs onto him too tightly; i asked horace several times and he just said, "nah, it's fine."
-back home, repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-sat:
-i used the pot :P once last night, using it once more when PIG mum left for work and hit me with the eye goo. then i spent the ten minutes till 10am having having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i went back to sleeping, thankful that bear bear had rubbed away my nasty headache from last night.
-when tess arrived, she gave me ten more minutes. then she got me kitted after i'd used the pot :P for one more tinkle and led me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me out some toothpaste.
-afterwards, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-breakfast was one slice of folded toast with some ham and egg. tess also made me a cuppa, white and two, which of course i held 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished breakfast, tess gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, before going to cook me some fried rice for lunch.
-around midday, tess kindly made me one mug of milo sweetened with some honey and massaged ela for about ten more minutes.
-tess took me once more to the loo before i signed her off with my thanks and byes.
-once she left, i happily tucked into my one FULL bowl of fried rice! the parents only ever gimme around half a bowl, so one bowl is always super-appreciated. :)
-i went over to the computer to type questions for jack afterwards. dad for some reason chucked a cow @ me. ><
-i went once more to the loo when jack arrived.
-he's really doing great. :) we had time to chat for about forty-five minutes today! and i've set him two chapters to read for next week, coz chapter twenty-one's really short.
-i popped back online after dad left to drive him back home.
-lisa/whoever's coming to shower me - should arrive in about three minutes.
-and tonight, we're going to vincent the physios place for dinner! lol, i've got a nagging suspicion that he's gonna poison my food :P, so here's my will:
-all my books can go to leanne.
-dad can have all my teddies (be nice to him, okay, please?)
-all my textbooks you can burn. :P
-lol, i don't really own much, do i? just ask my parents for anything else.
-well, in the event that i survive to see the next day, hope to see everyone @ church toms! it's a combined service, so prolly no lunch @ foodcourt again. :( but fingers crossed i'll get some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 47b

good evening! (yes, it's only 5:40pm, but it's all dark already so therefore it's evening, okies? :P) em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ ... i dunno. >< see, what with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to hike the stairs, then gleefully FORCING :( me to plod the bloody treadmill for more than twenty minutes, me going over to eat my two sushi rolls and using the loo once more before returning online, pedro's only given me 245 steps! >< personally, i reckon i would've plodded more like 5000. :( anyways, continuing today's events?
-the student came for me, and we walked into the gym together.
-just the usual today: sit to stands, some weight shifting stuff, some work for ela.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before taking me to see naz for a kebab.
-only he wasn't there! >< the other guy said he'd gone for a short holiday. also, he didn't know how to make burritos! >< instead i just had a regular kebab.
-and we sat with aunty winnie and samuel - they were off to see kung fu panda 2! aunty winnie was having sushi (what PIG mum had) while sam was having a popcorn chicken snackbox. lucky things were drinking lipton's iced tea! PIG mum, revelling @ being her usual horrid self, restricted me to just water. :( she wouldn't lemme have a topping drink coz she's obsessed about watching my weight, and she wouldn't even lemme have a lipton's iced tea, like aunty winnie and sam were having, coz she said the sugar content was too high! ><
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled me off to pincushion practice. o_O :P she took me once to the loo first, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went outside to wash both hands and dry ela, also letting era open and close the tap several dozen times.
-then i settled down with a that's life mag until dr. lin called me in and turned me into a pincushion. o_O :P
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once before driving us home.
-i plopped online till aunty frances arrived.
-aunty frances led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and had another tinkle. aunty frances rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when aunty frances was doing elf's AFO straps.
-then i held her hand and walked to the gobbling :P table, yelling upstairs @ PIG mum that i'd like my sushi rolls now, please.
-instead, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once before gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for just over twenty minutes. aunty frances stayed for awhile and had a yak with us before leaving.
-i went and had my sushi while PIG mum plodded her own twenty minutes. horrid lady wouldn't gimme any extra soya sauce. >< i've said before that each fish only contains enough for one sushi roll! >< meaning i had my teriyaki chicken one dry and saved my soya sauce for the crumbed chicken one.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i returned online. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-well, she's upstairs in pigland right now. :P dearest dad's doing some work outside for his newest project.
-SHINE fellowship tonight! michael's taking us in sth, coz thomas has gone overseas somewhere.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. hopefully she'll bring me her netbook to play with and make me some yummy fried rice for lunch!
-jack's coming for tutoring @ 2pm, so must remember to write chapter nineteen questions for him toms morning.
-and alice rang this arvo and said cathy couldn't come to shower me this arvo but someone asian's coming instead, i think.
-and for some reason, i can't hear the news through the radio tonight. ><
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! i'm off for my naruto fix now~
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, June 23, 2011

friday post 47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3097 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'become a better listener', thirdly the spam count for the week's twenty-three, and lastly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!! righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-i had a shower with the new carer - hairwash today.
-then we hit garbo!
-i grabbed a feist novel, transferred myself over to a comfy armchair and happily read for one hour. :)
-carmelita (sp?) took me once to the loo before i walked to foodcourt.
-i got my usual, plus a choc shake with low-fat milk.
-during dinner, i asked the carer (whose name i'd forgotten :P) did she have a nickname coz hers was too complicated to pronounce. she laughed and said to just call her carmen. she got herself one plate of nine BBQ chicken wings/drumsticks for dinner - and shared with me two! i tried to give her some of my chicken back, but she refused.
-we talked during dinner. i think she said her hubby was from the united kingdom, and an engineer. she's only got one daughter, like my parents, who's working in the united kingdom training racehorses! she's got one small grandson, too.
-after dinner, we went to buy me one sausage bun for breakfast. and i've just remembered - i forgot to eat it this morning! ><" carmen also got two herself. "why two?" i asked her. "why, i haveta think of my hubby, too!" she exclaimed back. aww, carmen's so nice. :) if only PIG mum was that nice to dearest dad!
-carmen said she needed to use the bathroom, so i went once more too. actually, when she went next door to the ladies herself, i washed and dried both hands, and also let era quickly open the tap about one hundred times.
-we went to woolies next, and got the two onions and two potatoes that PIG mum had wanted.
-afterwards, i asked carmen, "do i have any money left?" carmen checked my purse for me, then replied, "a few dollars." goody. :) next trip, hungry jack's for a soft serve! :D carmen got herself one too, and we just kept chatting. she says she owns three houses - one in brisbane, one in the phillipines (where she's from) and one somewhere else!
-next, i directed carmen to the book cafe. carmen was actually gonna shout me a hot chocolate! but the guy @ the counter said they'd already closed for the night. instead, carmen bought me an orange juice and herself an apple juice. :)
-one last loo trip, then carmen tootled me home.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-fri: another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until dearest dad left for work, came and kissed me good-bye, and picked up florence from the floor. :P
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once, but just swung myself back to bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap several times before she lemme sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of bread that i buttered and jammed :P myself. horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to brace against the plate while era was spreading, for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of milo 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the loo and did my stinky unspeakable afterwards, also leaning against the side rail and having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and until we left the plaza foodcourt, we listened to some rod stewart disc. think PIG mum said he's in his sixties.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. i went to the loo once when we arrived; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. when she went herself, i went over to wash and dry both hands, also letting era turn on the tap about ten times.
-as per her usual horrid self, PIG mum wouldn't gimme a gossip mag and just flounced off to pay, but luckily, some kind lady passed me not one, but two! gossip mags to browse. :)
-anyways, aunty frances is here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

thursday post 47b

good afternoon again! righteo, em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2076. nice, i just passed two grand. :) oh, and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online!! righteo, final events for today?
-i went once more to the loo before PIG mum took me to the dentist.
-hey, my new carer's just come like twenty minutes early! dunno her name, but we're hitting garbo tonight!
-toms: UQ physio, hopefully see naz for a spud, then pincushion practice. SHINE fellowship @ night, after aunty frances comes to shower me. hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1682 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'putting god's kingdom first (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online!!!! but i'm off to the dentist now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post60c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1955. righteo, final, final events for today?
-carol came ten minutes late today and Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, leaving era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and creamed, having another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after carol rinsed the floor for me, she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who bought me sushi for arvo tea when i was being tortured by vincent the bloody physio! i mopped up the lil fishful :P of soya sauce with my chicken katsu roll, but i didn't need any soya sauce for my inari. the mug of tea, white and two, was my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol gave ela a massage for about twenty-five minutes, painting her peach with ... some spotty colour i've forgotten. :Pcarol took me once more to the loo after ela's massage.
-back @ the computer, i chatted with her until 6:10, when i signed her off and said my thanks and byes. i won't see her for the next fortnight, coz she and her hubby are going interstate to melbourne to visit her parents! they live in a nursing home together, but both suffer from dementia. her mum's eighty-seven and her dad's eighty-four.
-i listened to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM for awhile until PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to david for reflexology!
-inside david's house, he and PIG mum un-footweared me while i rocked happily away. then david started kneading elf and erf. i found that behind ell's calf hurts lots! ><"
-re-footweared, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the single plinth. i felt safe rolling over onto eft, coz david was on the other side and i knew he wouldn't lemme fall off the bed. :)
-david gave my back CPR. :P when i asked him why he was doing that, he laughed and asked me, "are you still breathing?" "yup!" i answered. :P
-after i sat back up, when PIG mum was re-footwearing me, uncle david started squeezing ela, and, OW!!!! i didn't shriek, though. :P
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us home. thanks to her who helped me with my seatbelt coz i've got crappy night vision.
-dinner: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, some soup beef. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i returned online, but *sigh* PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:15pm.
-toms: writer's group! :D fingers crossed i can hit foodcourt for a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake made with low fat milk!
-and cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D
righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

wednesday post60b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ a1310. yay, i'm over one grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-i went once to the loo before heading out. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and of course PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, too.
-off to vincent the bloody physio for a torture session. and stupid ela couldn't do her required task within five minutes, meaning i had to stand for around twenty minutes! >< i've said before that just standing doing nothing's the hardest for me; nowadays, i only function when i'm sitting, but i can also walk short distances with some close supervision. but yeah, plain standing still's near impossible for me. >< not only that, the evil physio said that if i couldn't complete his requirement by next tuesday, he'd not only force me to stand, he'd force me to stand on that bloody wobble board! ><
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i went to the loo once. off course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while she went herself, before she gleefully FORCING :( me to walk back online.
-hey, uncle calvin's just arrived @ our doorstep - wonder why?
-anyways, carol's coming to shower me this arvo - and PIG mum's got me inari for arvo tea! :D
-then, afterwards, PIG mum's forcing me to go see david for reflexology. wonder if his new grandkid's been born yet?
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back after carol leaves; else it's writer's group toms morning! fingers crossed i can get a yummy chicken katsudon and a choc thickshake made with low-fat milk for lunch, then it's cathy taking me out to garbo toms night! :D hope her daughter's doing better, hey. well, i rang alice today and she said danielle had some kinda tummy bug, but nothing too serious, phew. anyways, i've one hour for myself now. :) news reading time! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post60

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 634 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'putting god's kingdom first (1)' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after i get home from my bloody torture session with vincent the physio!!! righteo, today's events?
-i used the pot :P once last night before i fell asleep, then not again until dearest dad left for work around 8:10am this morning.
-i used the pot :P once more @ 9:20am, then seeing as aunty wendy would arrive in about ten minutes, spent that time having a silent chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-aunty wendy tried to dig me up four minutes early! >< (PIG mum always gives me fifteen more minutes before digging me up, see)
-when i got up, i used the pot :P for two tinkles, then aunty wendy got me kitted before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to PIG mum who made some yummy chocolate porridge for breakfast! aunty wendy kindly toasted me two slices of bread, which i buttered and ripped into shreds to drop into the porridge myself. 'twas nice to not have someone gripe @ you about holding the knife 'correctly', nor force poor ela to brace against the plate.
-after breakfast, i asked could i please go over to the computer and do my homework for writers' group, only aunty wendy hadn't heard about this from PIG mum, so she handed me the phone to ring and ask her. the first time, PIG mum didn't answer, so i rang dearest dad instead, who was @ somewhere starting with 'e' but not everton park. the second time, i sucessfully reached PIG mum, who told aunty wendy i could use the computer.
-so i went and did my homework.
-then i went to the loo once. aunty wendy told me to drink one mug of water - another one to drink 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-by then, 'twas lunchtime! i had one crunchy pear first, followed by one toasted tuna with tomato and onion sandwich with one slice of cheese, cut up into two triangles. aunty wendy still couldn't find the nesquik, and made me one mug of horlicks instead, my third to drink 'incorrectly'.
-she also gave ela a quick massage for about fifteen minutes.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online. i said my thanks and byes to aunty wendy.
-well, torture session time with vincent the bloody physio soon. >< fingers crossed that PIG mum will buy me two sushi rolls for arvo tea, coz it's carol coming to shower me. righteo, fingers crossed i can come back this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post47d

one final good evening! lol, well i only lasted till 8:20pm before needing the loo, not 9pm. sadly, PIG mum was too busy watching television to watch me walk there. it's a sad day when you realise that your mother is too preoccupied with watching some television program to watch her only daughter's safe trip to the bathroom and back. but luckily, i didn't fall. :) also, my final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2101. yeah, i just passed two grand. :)
lol, i dunno if PIG mum remembers her PROMISE that i can stay online for an extra thirty minutes; let's hope so! and i wonder if she'll lemme sleep until aunty wendy arrives @ 9:30am, or will she have me up first? dunno. but i must remember to ring CODA and ask who's taking me to garbo on thursday. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post47c

good evening again! em's newest plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1952. righteo, continuing today's events?
-before dinner, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to practise piano for about fifteen minutes, before gleefully forcing me on about fifteen minutes more of exercises for ela.
-dinner was the yummy leftovers from my lunch, plus one great stack of some boring vegetable. sadly, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-then i went once more to the loo before i returned online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-lol, it's not even 8pm yet! i think, come 9pm, i'll need the loo once more. fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post47b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1684. righteo, continuing events for today?
-lisa came promptly @ 4pm and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to lisa who rinsed my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, lisa dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed, before lisa rekitted me. i had one more tinkle when lisa was putting my knickers on, and one last one when lisa was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after i rinsed the floor once, i held lisa's hand and walked back to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum instructed lisa to only gimme one slice of cheese, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin. must remind PIG mum to buy some more mayo, also. lisa said she put a lil into the toastie, but when i asked why couldn't i taste any, she said that the mayo was almost finished. the cup of tea, white and two, was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i finished eating, lisa washed the dishes then gave ela a massage for about thirty-five minutes. hey, she remembers that my favourite colour's blue! :D
-lisa took me once more to the loo for two tinkles just as dearest dad came home.
-PIG mum's just woken from pigland, and is hunting for my jacket.
-anyways, dinner should be called soon. fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner! else aunty wendy's coming early toms morning (9:30) while PIG mum goes for a hospital checkup, then i've got another bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< in the arvo, i haveta write my writer's group homework for thurs!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, June 20, 2011

tuesday post47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1398 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'be led by god, not others (2) and thirdly, em's still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after lisa leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-thanks to PIG mum who watched me once to the loo this morning around 6am. sorry to poor dad, whom i scared the living daylights outta when i yelled upstairs for PIG mum. XD
-and for that reason, dad wouldn't lemme use the pot again when he left for work around 7:45. no biggie, i just cuddled bear bear and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once for two or three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps several times before i could sit down.
-breakfast was one slice of bread that i buttered and jammed :P myself. zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully forced poor ela to hold the plate while era spread; for that, i VERY DELIBERATELY held my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable. again, zero thanks to horrid who both gleefully forced me to dak myself and gleefully forced me to un-dak myself. but i spent some time leaning against the side rail and having a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day;and we also listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-even worse, stupid ela couldn't complete her task within fifteen minutes, and the evil man gleefully forced me to stand for more than ten! >< worst of all, i haveta see him again toms, and if stupid ela can't perform her task toms, i'll haveta stand for like twenty-five minutes! ><
-when we left, i tried asking PIG mum could we please hit the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch, and surprise surprise - she agreed!
-i got my usual favourite: BBQ pork with tofu in rice while she got some combination egg noodle thing. we traded bites, and also shared a 500mL liptons mango iced tea.tasted weird! as usual, PIG mum doggybagged away half - i'll have that for dinner tonight. but i rang dearest dad, who was @ everton hills, which is beside everton park. lol, i always have a good laugh when i answer the phone, and get the response, "hello, PIG mum!" :P obviously, PIG mum doesn't find the same amusement. :P
-when we got home, i went to the loo once for three tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-then she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. we watched westlife's wembley concert from 2007 that rolls had brought over for me when he and carrie came to visit awhile back.
-afterwards, i got my toasted feet while PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty minutes.
-okay, i'm just back from twenty minutes of poor ela being forced to do more exercises for PIG mum, and since she promised to gimme an extra thirty minutes online tonight, i'm now owed one hour AND one minute ONLINE AFTER LISA LEAVES TONIGHT!!!! SHE'LL ARRIVE IN ABOUT FORTY MINUTES, SO CONTINUING WITH TODAY'S EVENTS?
-woah, sorry about the shrieking! ><
-alice rang whilst PIG mum was plodding to say that cathy couldn't come this arvo coz her poor daughter's been hospitalised! >< hope she's okay ... gosh, i remember cathy saying that danielle's only fourteen ... wonder what's wrong with her? but lisa'sa coming instead; lol, i'd better practise my chinese! :P
- plopped online briefly while PIG mum enjoyed ten minutes on that vibrating machine, before she came over to gleefully force poor ela to do all those exercises. but like i keep saying to ela, we can rise above the hatred that god shows toward us, and we WILL!
-anyways, lisa should arrive in about forty minutes; i'm off to check my e-mail and play bejeweled. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's aunty wendy coming early toms morning (PIG mum's got some hospital appointment for her wonky thyroid, i think) and another torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the arvo. ><
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 46d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3107. sweet, i just passed three grand. :) anyways, house is on in less than one hour, so i've gotta try and finish my blog post about vincent the physio! cya toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 46c

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2960. righteo, continuing events for tonight?
-after PIG mum gleefully forced me to practice piano for about fifteen minutes, she then gleefully forced poor ela on like another fifteen.
-but nature called, so i went to the loo once for two tinkles. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dinner: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and yummy cauliflower and some leftovers from our hotpop with aunty a last night: one chunk each of beef, tofu, fish and chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of rice green tea, sweetened with maybe one teaspoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before i came back online. zero thanks to spiteful PIG mum who refused to watch me walk there, but luckily, i didn't fall.
-unfortunately, the mug of rice green tea i drank was from one of the two huge mugs that cassie and kim amos had given us for ... christmas last year? meaning i'll prolly need to use the loo once more around 8:45, which is in about forty-five minutes.
-toms: just a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. lol, i'm suddenly inspired to write a blog post about him. :P righteo, maybe see you guys again later, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 46b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2559. righteo, continuing events?
-carol came one minute late today, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was doing up my pyjama top buttons.
-after carol rinsed the floor once for me, she Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had half the yummy snail and one pear for arvo tea. carol also made me one cuppa, white and two, my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to practise piano now; fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, June 19, 2011

monday post 47

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2246 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'be led by god, not others (1). righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, using it once more when dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles, before really feeling like doing a stinky unspeakable AND JUST RETURNING TO BED. (sorry, shrieking! ><)
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. in return, i drank my mug of water 'incorrectly', but was of course very careful both to take and hand back the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i buttered and jammed :P my own slice of bread for breakfast. only 'twas a long slice, meaning that PIG mum gleefully left huge portions of the slice without spread. :( and because she gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread, i VERY DELIBERATELY drank my yummy mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. we listened to ronan keating's 'stay' all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ for physio. i went to the loo once when we arrived, of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then i went to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum went herself. i also let era quickly open and shut the tap ten times.
-as usual, PIG mum was a horid poo poo who just flounced off to pay without handing me a magazine, but luckily there were students chatting around the corner. i just poked my head around, asked, and some nice physio student passed me a magazine. i was reading some article about barack obama crying @ the funeral of some old woman when sonia and my physio student for the next six weeks came and got me into the gym.
-her name's ... catherine, i think. for some reason, i was the only one working @ the gymn today, meaning sonia had lotsa time to wander over and show us tips on how to do things better.
-i started with several sit-to-stands, then went to sit on a plinth for some ankle stretches while another student did some work with ela.
-then i ended with some stepping exercises for erf, meaning i also did lotsa weightshifting exercises today.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after i'd finished. again, zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-PIG mum tootled me off to the bakery so i could get a pork salad roll for lunch and a snail for arvo tea. but she was spiteful and wouldn't lemme get a chocolate milk, because i'd apologised to ela last night when i was having a shower and PIG mum was gleefully forcing poor ela to scrub various body parts! >< i mean, doesn't the bible say sth about not holding grudges? *sigh* whatever. i'll survive.
-back home, i ate my yummy pork salad roll, drank one warm mug of milo 'incorrectly' and did some 'marketing research (i.e. browsed the catalogues for shopping bargains :P)
-after dad went back to work, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to wash all the dishes. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then i went to the loo once before plopping online.
-first, i e-mailed my 'growing old' experience to boyd for the anthology, then PIG mum wandered over and ordered me to type out some letter to the incontinence aids subsidy scheme. i didn't want to, coz that meant i wouldn't get to stay online for my most important two hours of the day, but PIG mum reassured me that i could come back online tonight coz (1) i don't have any appointment tonight and (2) i've already plodded the treadmill.
-anyways, yay, now i've got one hour online for myself! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online after carol leaves, else it's house on tonight and a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< no toastmasters toms night, either.
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post46c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3764 and the final, final spam count for the weekend's still eight. righteo, final, final events for today?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the little kiddies room.
-aunty anita took the singing first.
-then i told my story! smart jayden knew that the tallest mountain in the world was mount everest, and when i got to the part where the mountain climber started plunging to his death, i waved era and ell around and yelled dramatically. :P then i asked the lil kids, "can you show me how you would've acted if you were the one falling?" joseph twitched his arms and leggs a lilttle and went ,"aah." but sheila told him, "that's not right!" and did a much more dramatic re-enactment. :P
-i skooted myself over to the table for arts and craft. today, aunty peggy told us to make statements about god, which we covered with little strips of paper. i wrote, "you are the boss", but that didn't turn out too well. aunty anita suggested trying it once more in capitals, and yup. YOU ARE THE BOSS was much more legible. :) much thanks to chin chin or sum sum who helped me glue the final few pieces of paper onto my artwork. :)
-PIG mum came for me, took me once to the loo, then dad drove us home. sheesh, that's ONE MONTH when i haven't been allowed to have lunch @ plaza. ><
-what was lunch? maybe half a bowl of fried rice with lotsa vegies? all i remember is that PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before i plopped online. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then my visitors came! kwany and julz and fiona first, then joshels!
-over @ the gobbling :P table, we played uno stacko (joshels lost the first game, prolly coz ela kept whacking him :P) and julz the second.
-then we played monopoly! kwany's got this really cool money-less version - you use credit cards! but 'twas funny, joshels 'married' me for about ten minutes, when he went bankrupt. he transferred all his assets to me, saying "you're my wife." but the moment i was wiped outta the game too, i yelled @ him, "i want a divorce!" phew, he agreed. so ends my experience of being married. XD
-when they left, i tootled online. kwany's got some guys over his place tonight for hot pot, while julz and fiona are having dinner together. aww, julz is so sweet, she even rang josh and checked he had dinner to eat that night before leaving with fi! :)
-when they left, i tootled online and was listening to nine's news simulcast on river 94.9FM when PIG mum forced me off for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. horrid PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like forty times. i honestly don't understand why she gets pissed with me when i apologise to ela that she's forcing her to do all this. prolly coz i call her 'horrible'. :P
-aunty a arrived for hot pot! she gave me lotsa vegies; i also got two dumplings, one pork ball, some tofu, some fish and about half an egg. that was all washed down with a plastic wine glass of fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo after i finished dinner. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but then poor aunty a got called in to go to work! >< @ least she actually got dinner this time, last time, we'd just said 'amen' when the phone rang! ><"
-i went once more to the loo when she left. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who couldn't even be bothered to watch me walk there and back. >< but i didn't fall, and i know i can rise above the hatred. :)
-meaning my absolute final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3873.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. it's a new batch of students!
-fingers crossed that dad'll allow me to buy a pork salad roll and a chocolate milk back for lunch with him! also fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy custard danish for arvo tea with carol! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post46b

good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3489 and the new spam count for the weekend now stands @ eight. righteo, continuing today's events?
-rplease read my account of last night's events @ http://embluekirby.blogspot.com/2011/06/housewarming.html
-i used the pot :P several times last night and this morning.
-this morning was funny, lol. after dad had come and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," PIG mum had come in afterwards with another "fifteen more minutes"! i didn't complain, obviously. :P
-i used the pot :P for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn on and off the taps several times before i was allowed to sit.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with a wee dab of marg and jam. the horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-i went to the loo once more before church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-dad tootled us off to church, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the little house for bible study.
-today was the last class for the semester! i can't remember when class resumes, sorry. prolly like in one month.
-afterwards, i told the class the story i had for the lil kiddies. mel mel and uncle chong waited with me till PIG mum came to pick me up. she took me to the loo once, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to the morning tea area.
-dad fed me one cup of coloured water, about three crackers and a quarter slice of bread with some strawberry jam.
-showertime! fingers crossed i can bbl!
cjheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, June 18, 2011

sunday post46

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3190 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (5), thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four, and lastly, if i get any visitors this afternoon, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after they leave!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-hey, julz, fi and kwany have all arrived. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, June 17, 2011

saturday post46b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 7398 and now i'm owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online still!!!! anyways, events for this arvo?
-i went once more to the loo before jack arrived. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-but jack's doing so good! when he first came, almost six months ago, it took him thirty minutes to read the chapter out aloud to me, another thirty to answer the ten or so questions i'd set for him, and about another thirty to go through his answers and correct them. now, he finished reading after about fifteen minutes, completed all the questions in another fifteen. i took about thirty minutes to go through the answers with him, but that still left one full hour for conversation! actually, jack tells me he's thinking of swapping studying hotel management to studying physical education teaching! i asked him what teachers were called in hong kong, and he told me that males were called 'last-name sir' and females were called 'last-name'miss'.
-aunty ming came to collect jack; paid me and kindly led me back online. she even gave me a passionfruit! apparently, you cut off the top, then have its contents with some vanilla ice-cream? dunno, but it's worth a try!
-well, i'm seriously hoping that whoever comes to shoer me comes @ 4pm, coz i'm leaving for the housewarming thing @ 4:45!
-just church toms. fingers crossed dad'll drop PIG mum and i @ the little house and come back to drive us back to the main hall afterwards! actually, i even get morning tea, coz i'm telling the story for the lil kiddies afterwards! hopefully some aunty will do a cool craft~ and finally, third time lucky, everything's crossed that we can hit plaza for lunch! also hoping i'll get some visitors in the arvo, else i'm looking forward to spending some good hours online. :) righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post46

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 585 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "characteristics of a great dad' (5) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after jack leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until PIG mum left for work this morning and poked me awake to administer the eye goo! :D
-when tess came, she gave me ten more minutes, but got so distracted with doing sth in the kitchen she gave me over seventeen! :D
-i used the pot :P for one tinkle, then tess got me kitted, before leading me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted out some toothpaste for me.
-afterwards, tess led me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - my first to hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable. tess came back for me, led me over to wash and dry era, then we linked arms and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-thanks to dad who made some spam ham with eggs! tess made that into a sandwich for me, plus one cup of tea, white and two, my second to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i wrote out chapter nineteen questions for jack, and tess started giving ela a massage.
-i tried ringing CODA, to ask them please to send someone over @ 4pm and not 4:30, coz i'm leaving @ 4:45! see, while i was over the loo this morning, vicky rang dad and told him that she'd drive me to the housewarming party. but i forgot, the CODA office doesn't open over the weekend! XD
-around midday, tess took me once more to the loo and made me a warm mug of milo, sweetened with some honey, the third i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-i beat the eggs and shallots, then tess made me fried rice for lunch. in fact, she made me so much, dad says i can take all the leftovers to the housewarming tonight! :P
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving @ 1pm. turns out elsa only received an overall position of eighteen!
-i waited five minutes for dad, then munched down my bowl of fried rice. 'twas awesome to actually get ONE FULL bowl for once! :D oh, the mug of fruit and vegie juice i asked tess to please pour for me was the fourth i drank 'incorrectly'. oh, tess also gave me two small handfuls of dried apple and raisins.
-when dad came home, i went over to the computer to type and print out jack's questions for him.
-well, i've got just under ten minutes to check my e-mail; fingers crossed i can come back online for several minutes after tutoring, else i'm off to a housewarming tonight, and hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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friday post 46c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4995. excuse me if i can't be bothered to get up and plod five more steps to make that an even five grand. :P and the final, final spam count for the week's twenty-five. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline, i had just finished listening to the sports report from nine's news, w3hich gets simulcast from river 94.9FM nightly.
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod fotwenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-and after that, she didn't plod her own twenty minutes because she claimed "dad's hungry. we'll eat first."
-rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce, some fish, and one exceedingly thin strip of some white meat. of course, horrid PIG mum had to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY held onto my yummy hot mug of rice green tea 'incorrectly'.
-after dinner, PIG mum gleefully forced me to practise piano for fifteen minutes. i didn't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano. :)
-then i went to the loo once more before returning online. PIG mum's gone upstairs to shower; dearest dad's prolly fallen asleep watching the broncos vs. dragons game on television.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. i haveta write questions for jack, chapter nineteen, i think. and i can't remember who's coming to shower me toms ... cathy, maybe? anyways, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:15pm, that gives me about twenty minutes for myself. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, June 16, 2011

friday post 46b

good afternoon again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 3055. yay, i've passed three grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-i gave caleb, gian and kat chocolate - and i met kat's son! he's eight, i think. kat kept him from school today coz the poor mite had a cold. ><
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then tootled me off to see naz for lunch!
-*sigh* it always INFURIATES me when PIG mum refuses to check downstairs first for a disabled carpark! whenever she does that, there won't be one available upstairs, and she'll always zoom further away to park before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all the way down.
-then she wouldn't lemme get a burrito coz she said i was running late for my acupuncture appointment and she wouldn't even get me a drink, either! >< *sigh* PIG mum's often horrid like that. :(
-anyways, after a quick kebab she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled me off to acupuncture.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo first. off course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but era got the chance to quickly open and close the tap around thirty times while PIG mum was using the loo herself.
-PIG mum kindly handed me a gossip mag to browse before dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion. >< :P
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. again, she went after me, and again, i let era open and close the tap like another twenty times.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the 4WD and tootled us home. i changed the music to ronan keating, coz that meant we'd listened to one canto, one mandarin and one english singer today!
-back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk inside. i tootled online until aunty frances arrived @ 4pm.
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped off the nice hot water, aunty frances dried me and i got creamed. then she rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-i held aunty frances's hand and walked back online.
-actually, i went once more to the loo when she left, meaning my new final plodding total for friday's now 3166.
-anyways, off to check e-mail; fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 46

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2918 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (3)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's twenty-three and finally, i'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after aunty frances leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :p three times last night and once more this morning when dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung over to the pot :P for two tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open the tap several times before i was finally allowed to sit for breakfast.
-lol, i got PIG mum's leftovers for breakfast! one folded-up slice of bread with one slice of ham and cheese each. the mug of horlicks i drank 'incorrectly', of course.
-after breakfast, PIG mum ordered me to go sit over the loo. i know that she does this for the sole purpose of getting to flaunt her power over me by getting to gleefully force me to dak myself. but see, i'm such a good girl i even went and POOPED on command! XD
-after i'd finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and for the trip to UQ, we listened to michael leung's 'never apart'.
-i went once to the loo when we arrived. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-i went over to wash and dry both hands while PIG mum went herself. i also let era open and close the tap quickly about ten times.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the waiting room, and flounced off to pay without passing me a gossip mag to read. she's spiteful like that. :( luckily, there was this old lady also in the waiting room who struck up a conversation with me, and beside her, a younger lady who kindly passed me the madison fashion mag to browse.
-caleb came for me, walkbelt @ the ready. ela held his hand and i walked into the physio gym.
-first up, mat work! caleb got gian to help him; then i did some knee walking, weight shifting, etc.
-back onto the plinth caleb and i practised more sit-to-stands and weightshifting.
-finally, i ended with some ball work for ela.
-lol, aunty frances has arrived precisely @ 4pm! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 46c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1973. just shy of two grand, sorry, but i've no time to get up and plod anymore coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in about fifty-five minutes! righteo, the rest of today's events?
-sharon rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor, sharon led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, i think i got the perfect arvo tea! if so, that's three times this month already! :D i had some trouble tasting the mayo, though; sharon said she'll put more on next time.
-after i finished eating, sharon gave ela her massage for about forty minutes. ela got painted pink with medium blue spots today.
-tonight, sharon and her kids are having subway for dinner! see, they eat out every thursday, and one of her kids chose subway for tonight.
-sharon took me once more to the loo before i left. she also helped me put my jumper on.
-instead of PIG mum gleefully forcing me to plod on the bloody treadmill, she tootled me off for reflexology instead!
-i apologised to david for not coming on wednesday coz i'd been watching the origin. his response? "well, we lost anyway." XD
-back onto the comfy rocking chair i went! rock, rock, rock. :) david shucked off my footwear and started kneading elf and erf. funnyily enough, behind erf's big toe hurt the most! when i asked david why, he replied, "because of brain damage." i didn't really get him, but sure.
-after PIG mum re-footweared me, i went tummy down onto the plinth, and david started kneading my back. "umm ... aren't you a reflexologist?" i asked him. "why are you pushing my back?" his response? "i'm also a masseuse."
-when all that was done, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then i sat down as she paid david.
-david accompanied us back to the 4WD. much thanks to PIG mum who helped me with my seatbelt; my night vision's atrocious.
-i tooted back online when i got home. originally, i had planned for dinner, but david talking about his weird taste @ yum cha and to food in general has put me off dinner entirely! XD
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. must remember to bring chocolate; we're saying bye to another batch of students!
-then, hopefully PIG mum will take me to see naz for a burrito without salsa afterwards!
-acupuncture's @ 1:30.
-aunty frances will come shower me in the arvo.
-and no SHINE fellowship toms night, so just fingers crossed that i can stay on till 9:30pm before PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed! i mean, seriously, a 9:30pm bedtime for a twenty-four year old's simply ridiculous. ><" anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. thirty minutes left for me, yay~ bejeweled time! :D

thursday post 46b

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1583. righteo, continuing today's events?
-sharon came maybe one minute before 4pm. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had one more tinkle when sharon went outside to find the cream. i got creamed and rekitted, having one more tinkle when sharon was doing elf's AFO straps.
-sh*t, horrid PIG mum's about to gleefully FORCE me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. >< fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

thursday post 46

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1338 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once again when dearest dad left for work this morning. but help! we've lost tilly mui! ><
-florence and i happily slept until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." i counted the time down, and when she came back, swung myself over to the pot :P for two or three tinkles before PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on and off several times before finally letting me sit down.
-lol, i've forgotten what breakfast was! >< prolly just one slice of toast that i spread myself. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to brace against the plate while i spread, meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drankl my yummy mug of warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-i went to the bathroom afterwards and did a stinky unspeakable. i also leant against the side rail and had a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. stupid ela couldn't complete her required task, and the evil man gleefully forced poor em to just stand for like fifteen minutes! ><
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, spitefully refusing to lemme buy a pork salad roll for lunch. >< in fact, she said she wouldn't even take me to naz for a kebab toms! >< i can only hope she has a great night's sleep and will be less heartless tomorrow ...
-lunch was five spicy chicken nuggets with a tiny dab of ketchup. PIG mum did offer me one slice of toast, on the condition she nabbed two nuggets - of course i refused!
-i just went to the loo once more. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. but my new plodding total for thursday's now 1407.
-hey, the beyond building ppl are here to install our solar hot water system!
-think PIG mum said someone called sharon would come gimme a shower this arvo. she's been here once before.
-fingers crossed that i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post59c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2068. yay, i'm past two grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-then, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once before i finally returned online. she's plodding her own twenty minutes right now.
-dinner soon, then origin two! :D if i don't come back after dinner tonight (and i prolly won't, coz it's already past 7pm, i haven't had dinner yet and origin starts @ 7:30) i'm pretty sure i've only got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< righteo, hope everyone's having a great week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post59b

good evening! em's new plodding total now stands @ 1345. righteo, continuing events?
-i spent the time until carol arrived checking my e-mail and then reading the news.
-when carol arrived, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped off the nice hot water, dried myself and had another tinkle when carol went outside to find the cream. then i got creamed and rekitted, having one last tinkle when carol was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing the floor for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for m=arvo tea.
-i had the two sushi rolls that PIG mum had kindly bought for me. :) and true enough, the sweet chilli chicken wasn't spicy @ all! i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. carol also made herself a cuppa, then we sat and watched ten's news together.
-after i'd finished arvo tea, carol gave ela a massage for about thirty-five minutes. she's
a true queenslander - ela got painted maroon with gold spots today. :P
-sh*t, i've just heard PIG mum turn on the bloody treadmill. ><
-carol took me to the loo once more before leaving two minutes early. she's back on monday.
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner tonight! but if i can't, think i've only got a bloody torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

wednesday post59

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1050 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'characteristics of a great dad (1) and thirdly, em's still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night, using it once more this morning when dad left for work around 8:10am. florence was furious coz bear bear was still hugging tum tum and hadn't relinquished that position to her yet. :P
-after PIG mum had given me "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully forced poor ela to open and close the taps several times before i was allowed to sit.
-PIG mum made chocolate porridge for breakfast. :) i had that with one slice of unbuttered toast; just zero thanks to her who gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the toast while era quickly ripped the bread into big chunks. but before i ate, era and my mouth tore the bread chunks into more manageable sized pieces for consumption. also thanks to PIG mum who pored me a lil mug of milk.
-i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. i also leant against the side rail and had and had a quiet chat chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to michael leung's 'never apart' all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us down to browns plains and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into vedelago, the optom place.
-thanks to PIG mum who handed me one woman's weekly mag to browse, until zell was ready for me.
-she did some adjusting several times, and now my glasses don't slip off my nose really. :)
-PIG mum got me to send aunty wendy an SMS, saying that we were gonna be late. by the time she tootled us home, we were about thirty minutes late!
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once, then we said bye to PIG mum who went out for some shopping.
-mega-boring lunch today: just a toasted tuna with tomato and onion sandwich, cut into four triangles. @ least i remembered to ask aunty wendy please to add in one slice of cheese for me. i also drank one mug of yummy horlicks 'incorrectly'. funny, aunty wendy thinks PIG mum has stashed the nesquik away somewhere - she can't find it! XD
-after lunch, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for about forty minutes. i wonder why you always haveta drink water after a massage?
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left.
-i popped online, and have already lasted 7:24 playing bejeweled! :D
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else tonight's state of origin two! GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS!! :D
-carol should be here in about forty-five minutes to gimmee a shower. i'm off to check my e-mail.
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post46b

surprise - one final good evening! well, lazy cathy got me home @ 8:40 and PIG mum kicked me back into the gobbling :P table for some leftovers that she and dad had eaten @ mongkok! sth like pork with korea sauce in rice. well, 'twas yummy. then PIG mum lemme back online till 9:30! meaning i'm now still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES for another time!!! but just quickly:
-cathy Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i just realised that i don't need to ask the carer to please rinse out my hair for me, coz PIG mum bought me baby shampoo and that doesn't sting!
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried me. i got my lower half re-kitted, before realising that we'd forgotten the cream! XD so after getting creamed, i was rekitted again, and had just one more tinkle when cathy was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed the floor for me, she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, and for the second time this month, she fed me the perfect arvo tea! :D i asked her please to give ela a quick massage while i munched away. ela got painted sth like silver with yellow/orange spots today.
-cathy then tootled us off to toastmasters. but lol, then she got lost coz of the venue change! but we made it eventually.
-she took me to the loo once (i let era quickly open and close the tap fifty times)( then i entered the meeting.
-but there weren't any speeches tonight! just a twenty minute educational from shane!
-and tonight's theme was 'poarty party party' :P. i got chosen for table topics as the VIP, how's my party going? i said that i had great fun singing kareoke with my peers and about my language slipup with joshels. :P for evaluation, i was told that i was a great impromptu speaker, but, as usual, spoke too fast.
-and we ended like fifteen minutes early! cathy took me to the loo once more (again, i let era quickly open and close the tap fifty times), then tootled me home, refusing even to stop for a bite @ maccas. but i told her how disappointed i was with her, not that she cared.
-instead of going straight to sleep, PIG mum kicked me into the gobbling :P table, where she'd saved for me one small bowl of pork in korea sauce! nomnomnom~
-toms: aunty wendy's coming @ 11:30, cherish @ midday. i've asked PIG mum please to cancel my reflexology session coz i'm watching the state of origin! :D QUEENSLANDER!!!! righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! final, final plodding total for tuesday: 2573. goodnite~

Monday, June 13, 2011

tuesday post46

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2152 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'blending two families (2) and thirdly, em's still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online!!! righteo, today's events?
-porridge for breakfast this morning and one slice of toast.
-off to vincent the bloody physio's for a torture session. ><
-stupid ela couldn't her task and vincent the bloody physio gleefully forced me to stand for about fifteen/twenty minutes. >< but kat jie jie kept me company and told me some weird story.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once then tootled us off to sunni cafe for lunch with mrs. dent.
-i tried the chicken and avocado crepe - yum! i drank a choc milkshake. PIG mum had what i had last time, the chicken parmigiana and drank a mocha, while mrs. dent had a yummy toasted cheese sandwich and drank a cappuccino.
-luckily, neither dearest dad nor i got dissed by PIG mum today, but poor little mickey pig copped a verbal barrage! >< but hey, PIG mum's always been like that; never satisfied unless she has someone she can tear into shreds. :( renne and darron are gonna move somewhere near ormeau, and poor mr. dent's recovering from gastro! ><
-PIG mum tootled us home; i went once to the loo (of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything) before i plopped online.
-cathy should be here in like four minutes - time to play bejeweled!
-toastmasters tonight! :D fingers crossed for some dinner afterwards~
toms: aunty wendy's coming, and cherish too, i think. then i've got more reflexology @ night for PIG mum. oh, and carol's coming in the arvo to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 46

goods evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3349 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'blending two families (1) and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online on wednesday!!! (i'm going to toastmasters toms night, see). anyways, just quickly, today's events?
-i slept till almost midday. :P
-then i went to do a stinky unspeakable, before dad tootled us off to maccas for brunch.
-*sigh* i couldn't even get one burger! >< i had half a chicken and bacon burger, and about 1/4 a filet-o-fish, but i got about half a pack of small chips and an orange juice. we also bumped into uncle calvin, aunty catherine, matthre and tiffany! poor joey had an exam today.
-dad tootled us down to ... some old town with horses.old petrie town.
-next we went to the north pine dam park.
-then we went to watch the sunset @ some other park. 'twas beautiful. :) PIG mum and i shared half a chocolate muffin and drank some fruit and vegie juice. we also saw some ducks; i threatened to (a) steam them, (b) boil them or (*c) fry them and they swam away all the faster. :P
-last stop: acarborough for fish and chips. i only had five chips, lol. but one scallop and about 2.5 cqlamari. mum says to write i had some fish and actually about five calamari! lol.
-back home, i had a shower before coming online.
-toms: a torture session with vincent the bloody physio @ twelve midday, then lunch with mrs. dent @ sunni cafe @ 12:45pm. then @ night, cathy's taking me to toastmasters! but it's @ some new building ... will we find it? o_O :P anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, June 12, 2011

sunday post45

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1323 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'spiritual growth' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's five. righteo, events for today?
-when PIG mum gave me "fifteen more minutes," this morning, i must've fallen back asleep, coz when she came inside again, i could've sworn that i still had @ least three minutes left! ><
-but i obediently got up and used the pot :P for three tinkles, before PIG mum got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen.
-okay, this is hours later now; PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs before gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, meaning my final, final plodding total for sunday's now 3358. *sigh* and PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9pm, too. ><
-toms: queen's bday public holiday! i'm just planning to SLEEP XD if dad doesn't come up with somewhere to take PIG mum and i, i shall sleep till 5:50pm before getting up and watching seven's news @ 6pm. :P righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot - the final, final spam count for the weekend's now six.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

saturday post45e

argh, what's with nature's incessant calling?! >< and with a mother that's too busy gossiping with her friend to see that her daughter makes it there and back safely ... >< but luckily, i didn't fall, and my absolute final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3444. hey, nice number! XD righteo, see everyone hopefully toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post45d

good evening again! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3289. righteo, where was i?
-@ first, uncle kelvin cut me one slice equal to everyone else's, only for dad to decide that 'twas too big for me. in the end, i got a slice about 0.5cm thick. *sigh* dad cut himself one nice thick slice.
-when dad 'twas time to go home, i said goodnite to everyone. repeat the usual nightly process, then zzz.
-today: i used the pot :P once last night and once more when PIG mum left for work. then bear bear, oem, voem, florence, tilly and i all happily snored; i also used the pot :P again shortly before tess arrived.
-she gave me ten more minutes, then i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle. tess got me kitted, then she led me to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste.
-after that, i went to the loo for a stinky unspeakable, before i went over to wash and dry era, then we held hands and walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs for breakfast and thanks to tess who folded that into one slice of toast for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'. actually, tess also fed me one slice of cheese!
-after i finished, i wrote out chapter eighteen questions for jack, before tess gave ela a massage for twenty minutes.
-around midday, tess made me one mug of milo sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of honey, another one i drank 'incorrectly'. she also kindly made me some fried rice for lunch. i taste tested one teaspoonful, and asked tess please to add a lil more oyster sauce.
-while tess was cooking, i played with her phone. she's got this awesome game on her phone, called bug squash. yup, it's a touch phone; you just touch the phone where the bugs are and squash 'em. :P lotsa fun! ;)
-tess took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's having fried chicken for lunch.
-dad fed me about 1/3 a bowl of fried rice for lunch. i drank one mug of rice green tea, sweetened with a lil honey, 'incorrectly'. then dad Forced me to walk over to the computer to type and print out the questions i'd written for jack. i also went to the loo once more before he arrived; of course dad gleefully forced me to do everything.
-jack came for tutoring; i honestly think his confidence in spoken english's improving. :) as for me - today i interpreted two english words jack didn't know straight into canto! XD
-after we finished i returned online until sharon arrived.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom but then thankfully left us to it.
-no hairwash today - 'twas too cold! ><
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, got dried and had another tinkle when sharon went outside to find the cream. i got creamed, then sharon rekitted me. i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-finally, after rinsing the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-we're outta ham, so PIG mum gave me two slices of cheese in my toastie. sharon added mayo then cut it into four triangles. i also drank another mug of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'. turns out that sharon takes her tea black.
-afterwards, sharon gave ela a massage for about thirty minutes, painting her multi coloured today. she lives in some suburb that ends with 's, and has four kids but no husband. actually, she's already a grandma, but her daughter's several months younger than me! also, she had two kids that attended canterbury college for awhile! but it didn't suit them, plus one had aspergers syndrome, so both went to different schools. also, she doesn't have a hubby anymore; think he left.
-sharon took me once more to the loo, before dad signed her off and she rocked off about four-six minutes early. i like her, hope she comes back soon! :)
-PIG mum woke up from pigland, gleefully forced me to hike the stairs once for her, then gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes.
-after that, i sat and got my toasted feet, and PIG mum started plodding.
-but she only did like fifteen minutes coz she said dad was hungry. lol, dunno why dad and aunty a didn't eat first, then. :P
-hotpot tonight! i got: lotsa vegies, some fish slice, two dumplings, some fish, a few thin slices of beef, and about 1/4 a hard-boiled egg. *sigh* dad's going on and on about how i ate too much for supper last night; not only did he restrict me to about 0.25 a bowl of fried rice for lunch and 1/4 a hard-boiled egg for dinner, he's saying he might not take me to plaza for lunch toms! >< but he already did that last week! ><
-actually, i had to go to the loo once more around 8:25. zero thanks to awful PIG mum who was too busy chatting to aunty a to watch me walk there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. and meaning my real final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3366.
-toms: just church. fingers crossed that dad'll take me to plaza for lunch, or, if he won't, that someone else can! also hoping that i'll get some visitors in the arvo, but if not, i'm loking forward to spending @ least three hours online - i haven't got this week's naruto fix yet! anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^