thursday post 45b

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3407. righteo, continuing events?
-cathy came one minute late today, and Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped off the nice hot water, she dried me and i had another tinkle when she went outside to fetch the cream. after getting creamed, cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps. finally, cathy rinsed the floor for me once before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yay, i can always trust cathy to feed me a perfect arvo tea - that's twice this month already. :) the mug of tea, white and two, i drunk 'incorrectly', of course.
-cathy gave ela a short massage. ela got painted sth like red with light yellow spots today.
-before she left about fifteen minutes early, cathy took me once more to the loo, both forcing me to dak and forcing me to un-dak myself. then she Forced me to walk to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk to the 4WD. but thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt. she's having subway for dinner tonight, BTW, and is coming back next tuesday, i think, and taking me to toastmasters (which i've got her believing that it's toastMAKERS. :p)
-dad tootled me off to book club! he gave me permission to listen to ronan keating. both dad and i really like how ronan says 'love:"loove'. :P
-i caught the lift up to the library, and read the front and back page of today's courier mail until the door was opened and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk in. actually, she took me once to the loo first; zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-tilly was ecstatic to see erika. :) much thanks to erika who made me a cuppa, white and two - one more to drink 'incorrectly' and four bikkies to munch - one scoth finger, and ... lol, i've forgotten what the rest were. :P oh, and thanks to jan who helped me clip on my name badge.
-we went around sharing about the book. i impressed everyone (*and myself too - i didn't know that i remembered it! remember, i've been outta the hospital for three years!)by remembering the M*A*S*H theme song! see, when i was still hospitalised, dinnertime was @ 5pm, the same time M*A*S*H was on! amanda told me that M*A*S*H actually stood for sth like 'Medical Army Sth :P Hospital'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo and dad tootled us home. *sigh* she's still refusing to take me to red roosters for dinner. :( i tried asking please could we go to maccas for their new chicken cheeseburger, but she refused that too. ahh well, i shan't starve. :(
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. i'm really, really crossing everything that PIG mum will take me to see naz for a spud toms! meaning i better just internalise saying all the things PIG mum so gleefully forces me to do, like, "ahh, you've just forced me to walk here/there. i'm glad my two feet did it." and "ahh, you've just gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt. i'm glad my right hand did that."
-aunty frances will come to shower me toms; another reason why i'm hoping PIG mum will take me to see naz for a spud! coz that way, i'll still be hungry, but i can last till dinnertime before eating again, coz aunty frances will come to shower me toms.
-finally, SHINE fellowship toms night! must remember to ask aunty frances please to attach my toothbrush head to the toothbrush. think we're continuing bible study; also think we're going to the big gun chinese restaurant for supper to farewell laurence! i've already replied thomas's e-mail regarding this; hopefully someone can drive me there and back home!
-only, i need the loo once again. goodness knows horrid PIG mum won't bother watching me walk there ... >< bbl ...
-yup, i was correct. >< but my final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3529. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^