Monday, September 30, 2013

Tuesday Post 139

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3172 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling ninety kcal or 1.26km XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Be Their Guiding light' but thirdly and way most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after Annette leaves @ 6pm!!!! Righteo, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning @ 6am. Then I spent the ten minutes till 6:10am having Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she could be happy and/or satisfied. Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am.
-More happy snorings with Daddy bear follow, plus @ least one more pot :P after the ringing phone awakens me, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
For some reason, today PIG mum gleefully forces Ela to practise preparing breakfast for me. I don't mind, coz I'm seated while doing it.
-So I happily munch two happy Weetbix with barely 1/3 a spoonful of sticky manuka honey, pop all my usual drugs :P and scull one full mug of water. I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I went and did a stinky unspeakable. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-Of she tootled me to see Vincent the bloody physio for a torture session. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Jacky Cheung all day, too. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three attempts before sitting down, then just stood for the whole session and did exercises for Ela, who pointlessly opened the loo door @ the end. And somehow, i've gotta do better toms: PIG mum wasn't satisfied with my performance today and says she won't take me again next week to the Calamvale BBQ and Chinese Restaurant for lunch if I don't do better! ><
-But happiness was getting to go there for lunch today! Andrew was sitting their, watching television; PIG mum found out that Aunty Jenny's older son's called Damien and he's fifteen.
-I had my favourite fried chicken with tomato rice (normal oil) while PIG mum had seasonal vegetables with beef rice. Thanks to Andrew who shouted PIG mum and I one crunchy prawn cracker each (okay, Aunty Jenny told him to. XD) although PIG mum did tell him off for sticking blu-tack into his ear! o_O
-Before leaving PIG mum took me once to the loo. Oh, and Aunty Jenny randomly shouted me a red apple! PIG mum's having that now, I think.
-When PIG mum tootled us back to Warrigal Square, Era again helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At Woolies, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the entire bloody store buying groceries. I think she likes doing that so she can gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the trolley.
-Back home, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill, then I plopped online while she walked her own time.
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< Doubtless poor Ela will haveta hold onto the toilet rail; I only got out of doing that today coz I knew i'd use the loo after lunch.
-Aunty Mecky will come mind me for three hours from 11:30am till 2:30pm, while Aunty Anne and Aunty Bingki are shouting lucky PIG mum out for lunch!
-Me, I'd better continue writing Giant's biography for the competition!
-So fingers crossed I can bbl after 6pm ,else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 139d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3817, which D2 proudly reports as also equaling sth very slightly over 106kcal or sth very slightly over 1.52km. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-I continued writing out Giant's biography! It's nowhere near finished yet, but hopefully I can find the time to complete it toms/the day after.
-At 9:05pm I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< However, if I survive that, PIG mum's said she'll take me for lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant! Must remember to give her everything her own way toms, then. But hey, I always do. XD
-And Annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo @ 4pm. Eighteo, hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday post 139c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3703, which D2 proudly reports as something equaling just over 102kcal or sth very slightly over 1.47km. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-So began 20+ minutes of stupid forced exercises for all four limbs.
-That was followed by five laps of side walking, after which I visited the loo once (needless to say, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself).
-Since I'd let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her earlier today, PIG mum instead gleefully forced poor Ela to wash dishes, fold clothes and so this exercise that Mikey had taught me @ plaza on Sunday.
-One more loo trip for me before dinner. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to do everything myself, but thanks to her who helped me put on a pajama top, coz 'twas getting cooler!
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables and three small chunks of beef. oh, and two/three tiny chunks of sweet potato.
-Dinner was washed down with some of that green tea the Sushi Train lady had given me! Originally, PIG mum had handed me soup, but I refused to drink it. XD
-After drinking the yummy green tea, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Going now to continue my entry for the next writer's group competition! (I'd only just started after finishing Monday Post 139b when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline just to gleefully force me to do all those stupid exercises for her.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, my final, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 139b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 3115 (yeah, i'm just over three grand XD) which D2 proudly reports as also equaling very slightly over eighty-eight kcal or something very slightly over 1.23km. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival literally seconds before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-Joni's devotional topic's 'Memories', BTW.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but hatefully singing almost 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Arvo tea was one yummy inari and one little thin block of dark chocolate! PIG mum says someone gave dearest dad chocolate. She told me to give Carol one too. oh, and I also drank one yummy mug of mint green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-When I'd finished, Carol massaged Ela for just over thirty-five minutes, painting her fruit salad colour with dark chocolate brown spots today.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday and will have leftovers for dinner tonight.
-Me, seeing as Nine's news simulcast isn't working tonight, am going to write out my entry for our next Writers group competition! So hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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Sunday, September 29, 2013

Monday Post 139

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2421 steps today (which D2 proudly reports as also equaling seventy kcal or 960m XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'The Way Out'. Righteo, events events for today?
-Woohoo, awesome sleep last night! Kinda makes up for the fact that mother randomly chucked a complete cow @ me last night before I hit the sack ... anyways, nature didn't call until 7:15am, and after one pot :P trip I spend the ten minutes till 7:25am having mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddle and doze, me kissing dearest dad goodbye when he leaves for work @ 7:35am.
-After dad leaves, Daddy bear and I really do cuddle and fall back asleep before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she comes back, I swing myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. Then, after getting me kitted for the day, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is three yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. While PIG mum is upstairs getting changed, I continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me out to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3 FM all day, too. PIG mum randomly says she misses listening to radio because we usually only ever listen to music CDs. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, I closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me some gossip mag before returning downstairs to pay Shyla. My new physio student, Ollie (short for Oliver) came for me with a walkbelt. He's very young - not turning twenty-one until December! Lol, he guessed I was twenty-one, too. XD
-Physio today: fifteen minutes tilt table, six laps walking and work for ela. He's said I won't haveta face the tilt table again come Friday, phew.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me back to the Sushi Train for lunch. Alas, she wouldn't lemme enjoy any udon for lunch, but did let me choose a plate of yummy inari for arvo tea. Of course, I get only to eat one; usually, the other's left for dearest dad, but PIG mum says to shout the other one for Carol today!
-O/T: You know, I'm just astounded that PIG mum didn't gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through Woolies and buy any groceries for her ... XD
-Back home, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty-five minutes, before using the loo once then plopping online.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm today.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else toms:
-late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. >< But providing I can survive that, PIG mum has said she's taking me for lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant!
-And it's Annette coming to supervise my shower toms @ 4pm. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 139c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total (from like 7pm; D2 says he'll try harder toms to be more accurate XD) for Sunday now stands @ ... huh?! Lol, I dunno how the settings for D2 work; he's suddenly revealed that I've been hard @ work plodding 2222 (yes, exactly!) steps today! XD Lol, I'll try figure him out toms; anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9:05pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: 10am UQ physio with a new student! Wonder if Kat remembered to find me a 'hot' one this time around? XD
-Fingers crossed I can have some warm udon for lunch @ the Sushi Train afterwards and bring one sushi back home for arvo tea!
-Coz it's Carol coming to supervise my shower around 4pm toms.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 139b

Good evening again! Lol, D2 has suddenly come to life and said that in the last several hours, I've plodded 548 steps! That also equals 210m or thirteen kcal, BTW. XD Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-When PIG mum called dinner, I took myself once first slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising over the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables, lotsa Uncle Pong's melon, some coral trout and one chunk of tasteless beef mince (from the soup). Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of some soup, then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 139

Good evening! Firstly, D2 has failed in his first day @ work: for all my hard work, he's only given me sixty measly steps today! >< Secondly, TWFT topic's 'Keep Growing (3)'; thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Everlasting Love'; fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's three but fifthly and most importantly, I'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after I've had dinner!! >< But just noting down that today, I had church, definitely nothing special. PIG mum and I shared a plateful of food from LiLi's for lunch, then in the arvo Kwany and Julz came to visit me. Toms I've got 10am UQ physio, and hopefully PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch like the Sushi Train, before Carol comes to supervise my shower around 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Saturday Post 139d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3092, remembering that like 525 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place. D2's final, final report for Saturday: 3092 steps also equals something very slightly over thirty-eight kcal or something very slightly over 770m. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-I continued writing my special blog post and finished it; I'll post it onto embluekirby.blogspot.com after I finish this current blog post.
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Fingers crossed that I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards and that I'll get some visitors in the arvo! Righteo, looking forward to seeing everyone toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 139c

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2984, remembering that like 525 of them were plodded last night @ Pole's place (D2 proudly reports that 2984 steps also equals sth very slightly over 1.48km or sth very slightly over eighty-four kcal. XD Actually, D2 isn't as sophisticated as Digi, who'd give his kcal answer to one decimal place. XD Oh, and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'A peaceful Harvest'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-So a nice hot shower for me today - I washed and rinsed my own hair. While I scrubbed away (I'm enjoying the fact that I get to scrub each body part twenty-five times; if PIG mum demands I shower toms, she'll only let Era wash each part like three-five times, but I've already told myself not to feel dirty coz I'll wash myself back to normal clean come Monday with Carol), Annette told me how she'd taken Jane (another client) out to Westfield Chermside; how Jane'd had her nails done and how they'd had kebabs for lunch.
-I had one tinkle before flipping the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself 9again, Annette helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one tinkle. Usually, I stay for two, but after doing one then softly, slowly but most hatefully singing my shorter second-favourite song out aloud and closing both eyes for all the important numbers, I realised I felt like doing another stinky unspeakable and asked Annette please for another mug of water.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen and prepare my arvo tea.
-So I enjoyed my 2/3 of a toastie (usually it's half, but PIG mum had cut the bread so weirdly that Annette gave me a bit more) plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my last for today to hold 'incorrectly'. Alas, what with PIG mum buying more green tea, guess I'll haveta return to my only one cup of white tea a week. :o(
-After Annette cleaned the bathroom, she came and massaged Ela for about thirty minutes, painting her pastel blue with pastel green spots today.
-As for me, I continued reading Moby Dick, reaching page 500 @ 5:50pm.
-Before leaving about three minutes early, Annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Tuesday.
-I happily returned online for a little while; alas, PIG mum hurtled downstairs when she heard dearest dad return home, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced me on 20+ minutes of balloon exercises.
-next, she gleefully forced poor Elf on a painful ten minute standing calf stretch.
-Finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Luckily the weather's much cooler today, meaning I didn't require a complete set change of clothes after I'd finished walking.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa bok choy, one chunk of melon that Uncle Pong had given us, and one tiny little tasteless slice of meat.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yesterday's soup then I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Whoops, dearest dad and I missed the riverfire! XD
-Going to finish my special blog post on our church carnival now; fingers crossed I can bbl after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 139b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1450, remembering that like 525 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place. D2 9Annette named him thus; Digi2, get it? XD0 proudly reports that 1475 steps equals something very slightly over thirty-five kcal or sth very slightly over 730m. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Annette arrived exactly @ 4pm, I thought dad would let her in, seeing that I could hear him outside in the garage; dunno why he didn't! instead, she dinged our doorbell and I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Argh, PIG mum's booting me offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Well, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, September 27, 2013

Saturday Post 139

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1069 steps today (keeping in mind that like 525 of those steps were plodded last night; Digi2 proudly reports that 1069 steps also equals 540m or twenty-eight kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'Keep Growing 92)'. Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-After the usual dinner and one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled me off to Pole's for small group!
-Last night, Huldah led for the first time! We continued the Alliance Core Values series; last night's topic talked about some woman who scrubbed floor and served the Lord. lol, Pole had placed out one unopen Mint Slices, I really wanted one but told myself to wait until someone opened the packet first before taking one; but seeing they were left untouched, Pole removed the packet! ><" lesson learnt: next time I see some, I will ask for one right away. XD oh, and Tony says I can come visit him when I hit Garbo with Annette next Thursday; he's working @ Godfrey's.
-Afterwards, pole kindly gave me half a mug of milk and tootled me home; PIG mum immediately booted me off to bed. zzz~
-Sat: I used the pot :P once last night and once more around 6:20am this morning, before spending the tem minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she could be happy and/or satisfied. After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to kiss PIG mum good bye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work @ 7:30am. Then, before cuddling Daddy bear and continuing my happy snorings with him, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me through today okay.
-I woke twice more for the pot :P before Rhi arrived @ 10am. Dad left, and Rhi gave me fifteen more minutes before getting me up and kitted.
-After brushing teeth (thanks to Rhi who squirted me out some toothpaste), I drank one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly' then went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went outside to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who'd left me half a slice of ham and egg each, and thanks to Rhi who cooked the bread yummy then handed me one slice of cheese to make myself a yummy sandwich with. I also enjoyed one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-After I finished eating, Ehi came and gently massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her pastel green with pastel blue spots today.
-At midday, she took me once to the loo for the full five tinkles and made me one myummy mug of warm Milo, my third for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Then, while she cooked me some yummy fried rice for lunch, I rang both Aunty Lai and Aunty nga.
-PIG mum arrived home before Rhi left today. When she headed upstairs to shower, Rhi took me once more to the loo for three/four tinkles. She's on mid-sem break next week!
-Lunch was only half a bowl of Rhi's yummy fried rice. DAad only gave me one mug of water to wash that down with, but 'twas my fourth for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After finishing lunch, I read moby Dick until 1:45pm, then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Yay, now I've got just under one hour to write my special blog post about our church carnival!
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Aunty A isn't coming for dinner tonight, because there's cell group @ Aunty Winnie's place. As for me, tonight I'm planning to compose my entry for our next writers group competition!
-Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza and get some visitors in the arvo!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 151c

Good evening, and one final greeting for tonight! From about 4;13pm, Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 487, which Digi2 proudly reports as also equaling twelve kcal or 240m. XD Anyways, am off to Pole's place for small group now, so more toms; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Also expect a pissy plodding total toms; I'm not going out.

Friday Post 151b

Heylo again! The new Digi and I are delighted to report that for the first time in like one week, I finally have a plodding total to report! Yup, from about 4:15pm I have been hard @ work plodding 343 steps, which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 170m or just seven kcal. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Happiness was falling back asleep with Daddy bear before dearest dad left for work @ 7:55am and came to kiss me goodbye for the day. After he'd gone, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, then PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. As for me, I spent the majority of the trip with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Awesome, dearest dad's just arrived home! Should I expect PIG mum to tumble downstairs very soon?? XD
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then kindly left me with a gossip mag before returning downstairs to pay! Hey, when did the NAB start supplying GOSSIP magazines?? Hehe, me like. XD
-Lisa came for me, and after I asked please for a walkbelt, she held Ela and walked me into the gym. Physio today: nine minutes tilt table, work for Ela, Xbox Kinect and four laps walking along hallway. Bec fed me two squares of Turkish Delight, and after I'd munched one, said I'd haveta go on the tilt table on Monday! "Sheesh, woman," I grumbled @ her, "Next time, tell me BEFORE you offer me chocolate; that way, I can refuse!" XD She also showed me this Ipad photo of how mudsoaked she was after completing that stampede race of hers recently.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'How Far Will God Go?'
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled me off to Plaza for lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Phew, there was a parking spot available for us, but after PIG mum had gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to Food Court, where had Sultan's Kebabs and Naz gone?? A sign said the store was undergoing renovations and would return soon; I hope it's back before Christmas and still with naz!!
-instead, PIG mum and I shared a beef rice from Sushi Paradise and a yummy Japanese milk green tea with pearl.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to see Dr. Lin for pincushion practice. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, I went once to the loo (of course, PIG mum forced me to do everything myself) then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-When Aunty Lucia arrived around 4:13pm, I went into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - I washed my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, and had another tinkle when Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over my body. I got very lightly creamed (dunno why Aunty Lucia has an aversion to cream? XD), and when Aunty Lucia rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when Aunty Lucia helped me put my undies on and one last when she was repinning Digi onto my pants for me.
-Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the yummy sushi that PIG mum had kindly bought for me (although sadly devoid of any soya sauce), plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before leaving, Aunty Lucia took me once more to the loo for one tinkle.
-Back @ the computer table, I asked Aunty Lucia to please bring over Carnival the bear, and I introduced them to each other. The funny thing was that, my introduction took what? Three minutes? And PIG mum already nagged me twice to not bother Aunty Lucia and let her go, only after i'd said my thanks and byes to Aunty Lucia, 'twas PIG mum who wouldn't let poor aunty Lucia leave! Nope, standing by the front door, she incessantly yakked @ aunty Lucia for @ least another five minutes. XD
-Too bad, Nine's news simulcast didn't work out tonight, maybe toms.
-I'm going to Pole's for small group tonight!
-Toms: Rhi comes @ 10am for three hours then Annette to supervise my shower @ 4pm. And hopefully, i'll watch Riverfire toms night! Fingers crossed the weather stays perfect~
-Dunno if I'll bbl tonight, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Friday Post 151

Good afternoon! Firstly, the exciting news is that Digi should make a return this arvo; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Keep Growing (1); thirdly, the spam count for the week's just seven but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:50am), UQ physio with Lisa @11am, and had lunch @ food court - only Sultan's Kebabs has vanished! The sign says it's undergoing refurbishments and will be back soon, but if it's anything like Mokka (the cafe place between the cinemas and the gaming place), it might not be back until late next year!! >< Afterwards, I saw Dr. Lin for pincushion practice, Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm and tonight I'm off to Pole's house for small group. Toms Rhi will come mind me from 10am till 1pm, in the arvo I'm planning to write my special blog post about our church carnival last week and Annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 151e

One final good evening! Hey, cool, coz Joey taught me pilates this afternoon, I managed five posts today! XD However, i'll only post two/three times toms, coz I'm going to Pole's house for small group toms night. Anyways, final, final events for Thursday?
-Right after finishing Thursday Post 151d, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Lisa. It'll be our last together, a new batch of students start Monday!
-Fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see Naz for some lunch toms, and will lemme buy back a sushi roll for arvo tea.
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And I'm off to Pole's for small group @ night~ Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 151d

Good evening again! *sigh* mother says she'll buy me a new pedometer for Christmas, but I can't wait that long! >< Remember my decision: if she doesn't gimme one by the end of September, come the first of October, i'll count every single step out aloud and write that number down whenever I get to sit, only now horrid PIG mum has said if she hears me counting out aloud, she'll never take me out for lunch again! *cranky* >< Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-All too soon, PIG mum tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-So I went once to the loo first. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked Percy the angel/saint please to help me get through tonight okay.
-First, PIG mum gleefully forced Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly took ability my ability to play even semi-decently. I wasn't half bad, honestly...
-Next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod four laps side walking. I find that amusing, coz she's always @ me not to walk like a crab, but when I'm side walking for her, what am I doing but being a crab? XD
-Afterwards, she gleefully forced mostly Ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-That was followed by a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor Elf
-Finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Which necessitated a complete set change of clothes afterwards, coz it's getting pretty hot now! I've tried suggesting to PIG mum to lemme get changed back into dirty clothes after my afternoon shower, and she can change me into clean clothes after I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, not sure why she doesn't like my idea?
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa dearest dad's home-grown vegetables and three wee thin slices of delicious BBQ chicken, which I saved for last, of course. Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of bok choy soup, then I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above  the cruel and unfaithful God's nearly overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening on Friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 161c

Good evening! *sigh* Without Digi to provide my new plodding total with nor Joni's devotional, guess I'll just continue with tonight's events ...
-Firstly, Joni's devotional topic for tonight's 'I am Glad'.
-When Annette announced her arrival shortly before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette only helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with Elf's AFO). Then I headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning against the side rail and slowly, softly but hatefully singing my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, Annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half an arvo toastie and mug of white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Instead of reading moby Dick (it's astonishingly boring! XD), I just chatted with Annette while she massaged Ela for thirty-five minutes, painting her maroon with gold/yellow spots today.
-Before leaving just before 6pm, Annette took me once more to the loo. She's having bangers and mash for dinner tonight, has tomorrow off and will be back on Saturday afternoon.
-So fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Thursday Post 161b

Heylo again! I've watered the plants for PIG mum, so, continuing with today's events?
-After lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Awhile ago, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out onto the deck that dearest dad built and ordered that I take down all the day's washing. Afterwards, she forced me to water all the lettuce plants that she's growing with dearest dad; they're quite cute!
-Anyways, Annette should arrive in like fifteen minutes, so fingers crossed I can bbl after she leaves, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio with Kate.
-Fingers crossed I can see Naz for some lunch afterwards, and bring back one sushi roll for arvo tea!
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And i'm off to Pole's for small group toms night~
-Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 161

Good afternoon! Alas, i'm still without Digi/pedro/anything that helps me count how many steps I've plodded today. >< So, i'll just note down that TWFT topic's 'Then jesus Came!' and start with today's events!
~Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:50am. Not three minutes passed after he'd left, before PIG mum was downstairs poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three more tinkles. While PIG mum was kindly preparing my breakfast, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Afterwards, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P plus one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to Writers group! Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Jacky Cheung all day, too. While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Phew, there was an available parking spot waiting for us. PIG mum took me once to the loo first, then rocked off to see someone @ chi link for a comfy massage.
-As always, group was awesome! Which reminds me, if I get the chance to return online tonight, I've gotta start writing Giant's biography for our new competition! oh, and the homework for next fortnight's 'planes'.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to food court, where she bought me one small (come on, when have you ever heard of PIG mum ever getting me something large, or even regular, sized anything?? XD) delicious chicken katsudon for lunch! Alas, she again only lemme drink water, but hey. I can wait till next Thursday night for my yummy drink.
-ugh, PIG mum's ordering me to go get the washing from outside. Well, fingers crossed I can bbl, else I've got UQ physio with Lisa toms, Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm and I'm off to pole's house for small group toms night.
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 161d

One final good evening!  Alas, with horrid PIG mum denying me Digi, I've zero way of providing a final, final plodding total for tonight. >< Instead, final, final events for tonight?
-When PIG mum booted me offline, I went once more to the loo first. Of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but hey, that was expected.
-Then yup, horrid PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. While I walked, I watched some cricket!
-Anyways, I'm back online now, while PIG mum's plodding her own twenty-five minutes.
-Toms: writers group! Lol, i'm so happy that homework is back to once a fortnight instead of once a month. XD
-Fingers crossed PIG mum will lemme enjoy a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch from Hanaichi afterwards!
-And I've forgotten: am I still taking a break from acupuncture?
-Annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, although alas, we're not hitting Garbo together. Will try persuade dearest dad to take us all out for dinner again.
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 161c

Good evening again! *sigh* It's really annoying, not having a new plodding total. >< Anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-After PIG mum prepared the ingredients, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table to make dumplings for dinner! I was happy to help, especially because it's something I could accomplish sitting! Of course, though, PIG mum turned that into an exercise. *sigh* But Ela was happy to scoop out the meat and squeeze the dumpling mould. I made suitable sound effects, groaning and screeching like the poor dumpling mould was being massacred. XD
-While the parents boiled the dumplings, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back to the gobbling :P table for dinner, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: six delicious boiled dumplings, though sadly without any soya sauce. Dad threw in one spoonful of the yucky rice (hey, the rice bucket doesn't function properly without rice, remember?? XD) and PIG mum lotsa yummy wombok.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully gonna FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 161b

Heylo again and barely good evening! You know, soon it'll be so bright outside, you won't see me say 'good evening'! till after dinner! Anyways, without Digi and joni's devotion hasn't arrived yet ... continuing tonight's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival @ one minute past four, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'To New Heights'.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped only with my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself. Then I went around to the loo for two tinkles, also slowly, softly but most hatefully singing just over 25% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Thanks to PIG mum who went and bought Carol and I one hot cake each to share! One was custard, the other, green tea; we just had half of each flavour. Oh, and my mug of yummy white tea was my third, official and last for today to hold 'incorrectly'. Yup, that can be one highlight of my week: I got to drink white tea with two teaspoons of sugar today, coz Carol couldn't find the green tea tea bags! XD
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol lightly massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her hot cake colour with custard and green tea dots today.
-Before leaving, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-PIG mum's come downstairs to prepare ingredients: we're making dumplings for dinner tonight! :D
-So fingers crossed I can bbl later, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Wednesday Post 161

Good afternoon! Firstly, I'm still without Digi, but my threat stands: if PIG mum doesn't buy me a new one by the end of September, come the 1st of September, i'll count out aloud every bloody step I take and write that down when I get to sit. >< Secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's Glorified Bodies' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'Winning' but fourthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-When Carol arrived precisely @ 4pm, PIG mum let her in and I went into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I held hands and I walked out well (that is, Erf passing Elf with every step) to the gobbling :P table together. Arvo tea was the second half of the yummy lunch I'd had earlier from the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant, plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, I continued reading Moby Dick while Carol very lightly massaged Ela for forty minutes, painting her pink with purple spots today.
-At 5:30pm, PIG mum tumbled downstairs, hit me with the eye goo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to Carol's car. Thanks to Carol who helped me with my seatbelt, then off she tootled us to Toastmasters!
-Again, we had a good run, and arrived @ QUT shortly before 6pm.
-Carol took me once to the loo when we arrived, then she helped set up the tables for our meeting.
-Our topic for last night was 'mobile phones'. Personally, I was so proud of Carol, because she participated in the warmup! Also, the Table Topics master chose me to speak! I created some pizza ordering app. XD
-We ended slightly overtime, so after Carol had taken me once more to the loo, I asked her if there was enough time to have Maccas for dinner before going home. Carol laughed and replied, "Probably not, but because I'm hungry and need dinner too, we'll stop there." Alas, there was even roadworks to slow us down further!
-But I enjoyed my Happy Meal with a cool Smurfs toy, while Carol enjoyed her two dollar cheeseburger and chips coupon.
-Meaning we got home around 9:45pm. i'm not sure when i'm seeing Carol again, coz Annette comes this Saturday, next Saturday and I presume also to take me out to Garbo next Thursday, so maybe I won't see her our next Toastmasters meeting next fortnight?
-Alas, instead of booting me straightaway to bed, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her first. *sigh*
-Today: unsurprisingly, another great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spend the ten minutes until 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work slightly after 7:50am.
-more sleepings with Daddy bear, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast is two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs and one full mug of water which I'll admit to drinking while holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum's upstairs changing. I also continue my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving, I visit the loo for three tinkles once more. Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to do everything myself, but I also lean briefly against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-Off PIG mum tootles me off to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listen to Jacky Cheung all day, and of course, she gleefully forces poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While PIG mum drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood almost all session and did exercises for Ela. She opened the toilet door, held onto the rail and grabbed two/three lollies @ the end.
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and I plopped onto the computer to do my writers group homework.
-Poor PIG mum suddenly got a tummy ache and went upstairs to the loo, leaving me to open the door for Aunty Mecky arrived. Luckily, I managed to complete this task, walking myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcoming Aunty Mecky in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Aunty Mecky cut me up one pear, which I munched while proofreading the homework that I'd written.
-Returning to the gobbling :P table after I'd finished writing 400 words about television, PIG mum left for her work meeting, and my lunch was one yummy tuna with tomato and onion (no cheese, huh, no thanks, horrid PIG mum! ><) cut into two triangles plus one mug of yummy chocolate Nesquik, my first for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After lunch, I played both Bejeweled and Quadrapop on Sem, before going to the loo. Thanks to Aunty Mecky who passed me one mug of water, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly', then I did a stinky unspeakable.
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms I've just got writers group before Annette comes and supervises my shower. Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, September 23, 2013

Tuesday Post 138

Good afternoon! Alas, horrid PIG mum won't buy me a new pedometer. >< So i've decided: if I don't get a new one by the end of September, come the 1st of October, I'll count out aloud every single bloody step I take, then write it down whenever I sit down. Anyways, just noting down that TWFT topic's 'The Roman Road To Salvation' and let's get into events for today!
~Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work slightly before 7:45am.
-more sleepings with Daddy bear, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum comes and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I swung myself over to the pot :P once for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( ME TO WALK OVER TO THE BATHROOM - sorry, shrieking! >< - to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Over breakfast, while PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Before leaving to see Vincent the bloody physio, I went and did my stinky unspeakable. Of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Ronan Keating's 'Duet' album all day, too. Whilst PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm twenty-five/fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: sat first go, then stood whole session and did exercises for Ela, who opened the toilet door and grabbed three lollies @ the end. :o) Then afterwards, PIG mum tootled us off to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant for lunch! :D I stuck with my favourite BBQ pork and tofu with rice, and was most impressed when mr. boss dude came out and called me by name! i've known that Aunty Jenny knows my name, sure, but I never knew her hubby did too!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us back to Warrigal Square, where she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through Woolies to buy random groceries. Oh, while she was driving, Era again helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five. Also Wade was @ work! 'Twas funny, going through the self-serve checkout, I accidentally scanned some product twice, and PIG mum asked Wade over to help us cancel the extra item. Wade came over and teased, "Hey, I thought you said you used to work here; shouldn't you know how to use these things?" My indignant reply: "I worked here back in 2006 and 2007, there weren't such things like self-serve checkouts invented yet! " XD
-Back home, I plopped online. PIG mum says I can buy some dinner from Maccas, only that she gets to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill afterwards. *sigh*
-Carol Lockwood's coming @ 4pm to supervise my shower then taking me out to Toastmasters!
-Toms: mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-After I get home, must remember to do my writers group homework! The topic's 'TV'.
-Aunty Mecky will come mind me from 11:30am till 2:30pm. Dunno what PIG mum's doing.
-Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And best of all, it's ice cream night toms night! Like I keep saying, a little's better than none @ all! Righteo, maybe bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^ 

Monday Post 138e

One final good evening! Hey, how come I managed five posts today?? Hehe, cool~ XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-once I finished monday Post 138d, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, for some reason, dad won't lemme say, "I got back without letting God push me over," while PIG mum won't lemme say out aloud, "Well done for not saying what you wanted to out aloud,' but no biggie. Like I once found this saying, "our thoughts are free," but even if that's not the case, I remember the quote, "You can break my body and bend my mind, but my SOUL is NOT for YOU to possess."
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-PIG mum's actually said she'll take me out for lunch toms @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant! Unfortunately, she refused to write down that promise for me, meaning she'll prolly renege on that promise. ><
-No  matter, though, coz Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo and taking me out to Toastmasters toms night! Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a small meal/Happy Meal for dinner afterwards! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

monday Post 138d

Good evening again! Righteo, i'm PISSED. Yup, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her, even though she won't lemme have a new pedometer! >< Add that to the fact that she gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano 9but like I've said before, I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so cruelly tore away my ability to play even semi-decently), gleefully FORCED :( me to plod four laps side walking and gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her, means right now I'm as cranky as hell and will DEFINITELY be SINGING myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><  Only, nature's calling right now, so fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip with the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 138c

Good evening! Joni's devotional topic's 'Man of Sorrows ... Lord of Joy. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-Amazingly, when Carol arrived just before 4pm, PIG mum went and let her in! Then she yapped away @ Carol, thus giving me time to play Bejeweled once first.
-Eventually, I got to have my nice hot shower - I washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol helped with only my back and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped with only Elf's AFO). After that, I headed over to the loo, usually for two tinkles, but today, after only one tinkle and having sung 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but hatefully out aloud, I realisfelt like doing a stinky unspeakable and asked Carol please for one mug of water, which was the first for today I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Afterwards, Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where afternoon tea was the yummy tuna sushi PIG mum had bought for me (also thanks to her for the tiniest drop of soya sauce) plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my second, official and last mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and gently massaged Ela for thirty minutes, painting her eggplant purple with yellow cheese dots today. That's what she had for lunch, actually. I reached pg. 175 @ 5:55pm, just when Carol stopped.
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. She's back on Wednesday, and explained to me that when she takes her parents out, she holds onto them but doesn't lemme hold onto her because I'm apparently a lot more steadier on my feet than they are? Lol, and I thought I was the most unbalanced person ever ... XD
-Dunno why, but Nine's news wouldn't load tonight. However, around 6:20pm I did take myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Planning to go get my Facebook fix now. XDFingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Monday Post 138b

Heylo again! Alas, horrid PIG mum won't get me another pedometer, meaning I dunno how many steps I've plodded for her today, nor how much I've struggled. >< But I will repeat: I will try my hardest to not let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill!! Righteo, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! (It helps the sun's rising earlier and earlier, too; if I'd woken during the middle of Winter, it'd still be pitch black! XD) nature didn't call until 5:50am and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes until 6am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work slightly before 7:45am.
-Happiness was fully falling back asleep with Daddy Bear before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted.
-Then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I'll admit to draining holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Ronan Keating's 'Duet' album all day, too. Anyways, while PIG mum drove, I closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly handed me some random boring mag and went back downstairs to pay the receptionist.
-matthew came for me with a walkbelt, held Ela and walked me into the gym. Physio today: only three minutes tilt table, passive then active  calf stretch, work for Ela, stepping for Erf, and four/six laps walking along hallway. At the end I shook matt's hand and thanked him for being my physio for these 4.5 weeks; my Friday session will be taken by Lisa.
-After taking me once more to the loo, PIG mum tootled me home for lunch, sigh. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five
-Lunch was just last night's leftovers plus half a can of unfizzy green tea, which PIG mum had won from The Sushi Train when she'd gone to buy me some arvo tea!
-After lunch, I plopped online briefly until 'twas time to go see Jane from Epic.While PIG mum drove, Era helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm around sixty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-Hey, Carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 138

Good afternoon! Ugh, evil PIG mum won't get me a new Digi! >< Fine, in that case, I'll try my hardest to prevent her from gleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her.  So I'm just noting down that TWFT topic's 'Confidence' and that I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Carol leaves @ 6pm!!! But since I'm leaving soon, I'll just note down that I had a great sleep last night and UQ physio this morning. i've got an appointment with Epic @ 2pm then Carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Toms, I've got a late-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio; providing I survive that and remember to give PIG mum everything her way, she says she'll take me to the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ Restaurant for lunch! Then, Carol Lockwood comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm before she takes me out to Toastmasters! So fingers crossed I can bbl with today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 138d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Alas, without Digi, I can only report that Joni's devotional topic's 'The Apple Of His Eye'. unfortunately, I'm also still owed THIRTY-THREE online!!! >< *sigh* the list grows forever longer. >< Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-After morning tea, 'twas back upstairs I hiked for the AGM.
-Uncle Stephen SK Lam chaired; Pastor Chris, Uncle Eddy and Aunty Amy also talked. @ the end, we split up, and I went downstairs to continue hearing Uncle Eddy and Pastor Chris talked.
-Afterwards, one more loo trip for me, then dad tootled us back home where he switched to the van and PIG mum tootled me off to Maccas for lunch.
-So today, I had my second Son of Mac burger, exactly ten chips and one orange juice while reading the Sunday Mail.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk all through Woolies to buy random groceries.
-For some reason, she also chucked some major cow @ me upon returning home. ><
-When Joshels and Joey arrived, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let them in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-We just stayed @ home today, coz they had brought Jatz crackers and juice!
-We also went over to the sofa and browsed through my old photo albums.
-When they left, I went once more to the loo, then walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-only the moment I sat down, the doorbell rang! "Someone must've left something," I thought, walking myself slowly and safely back to open the front door, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-It was Aunty A! "Um, what are you doing here?" I asked her. "I thought dinner tonight with Aunty Melody and Uncle Cyras wasn't until like 7pm." She replied, "I've just spent all afternoon chatting with Uncle Eddy outside the manor after we had yum cha together." Lol, she took a chair, brought out her laptop and started tapping away, while I returned online.
-Alas, PIG mum came downstairs and ordered that I shower. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today. Amazingly, PIG mum clean forgot to gleefully force poor Ela to wash various body parts goodness knows how many times, meaning she also forgot to make sure Era got washed, but oh well. I'll see if Carol will scrub Era twice toms.
-After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum helped only with elf's AFO), I returned briefly online until dad said 'twas time for dinner. We all piled into the Camry; thanks to PIG mum who helped me with my seatbelt this time; amongst other things, the cruel and unfaithful God has left me with crappy night vision. ><
-Eep, PIG mum's booting me offline now, so last point for tonight: we had dinner with Aunty melody, Uncle Cyras and Aunty A @ Golden Palace. Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 138c

Good evening! *sigh* It feels empty here without Digi ... >< But I'll note here that I'M STILL OWED FIFTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! Anyways, continuing today's events?
-Today, Pastor Chris started a new series about evangelism. It'll continue for the next two weeks. Also, there was communion today.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, I grabbed some morning tea and sat down close to the stairs.
-Hehe, huge thanks to Aunty Dolly who handed me a cupcake!
-Dinnertime! Fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday Post 138b

Heylo again! Alas, I really miss not having Digi ... >< *sigh* Anyways, events for today?
-Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! That's now one straight week's worth! :D Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me confident that I'd fall back asleep before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," because there was still one full hour till 7:45am.
-After fifteen more minutes are given, I use the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum gets me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of yummy pear jam ever plus one mug of lukewarm Milo, which I drank holding the mug 'incorrectly' whilst both parents were upstairs changing. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car, and dad tootled us off to church. Amazingly, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt! Obviously, she hadn't woken up yet; anyways, while dearest dad drove, I closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me downstairs once to the loo, then left me in the English service and went back upstairs to join dearest dad for the Canto one.
-Phew, I got to stay seated for worship again today. I sang everything, plus the harmony for one song, but meant absolutely nothing.
-Argh, PIG mum's demanding I shower now, poor Ela. >< Well, fingers crossed I can bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Sunday Post 138

Good afternoon! Firstly, horrid PIG mum won't buy me another Digi! >< Huh, i'll try my best to refuse walking along the bloody treadmill until she gets me another. Secondly, TWFT topic's "learn 2b Led By God's Spirit"; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after Joey and Joshels leave!!! >< But just noting down that I had another awesome sleep last night and church this morning, definitely nothing special. We had our AGM, lunch was @ Maccas and tonight, we're going out for dinner with Aunty A, Aunty Melody and uncle Cyras! Toms I've got my last physio session with Matthew @ UQ come 10am; fingers crossed I can get some yummy udon @ lunch before Carol comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 138d

One final good evening! Hmm ... do you think PIG mum'll buy me a new Digi toms, if she can't find my old one? It's really not cool, a uselessy disabled bum like me having no plodding total ... >< Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, after I'd finished Saturday post 138c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch at Plaza afterwards, and that I'll get some visitors in the arvo! Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 138c

Good evening again! Alas, with Digi still AWOL, I guess I can only continue with tonight's events ...
-When dearest dad called dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the toilet and back first before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa yummy cabbage, several strips of chewy but tasty beef and one small chunk of delicious crumbed fish with a wee squirt of mayo, which I saved for last, of course.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of chicken and pawpaw soup before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to return online.
-Eep, it's just after 9pm now; fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 138b

Heylo again and good evening! Without Digi, I'm just gonna note down that Joni's devotional topic's 'A prescription For Contentment' and start with today's events!
-Awesome, another great sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Lol, if I can somehow manage one more great sleep tonight, that takes my total of entire week great sleeps to three! It's honestly a far cry from when I was stuck in the insane asylum (more commonly known to everyone else as the Princess Alexandra Hospital XD), when, every single bloody night, the cruel and unfaithful God would send me terrifying nightmares, laughing @ me that I was useless, disabled and all alone forever ... well, if He didn't, then He allowed Satan to, and in any case, that's just as bad . ><
-Daddy Bear and I resumed our happy snorings together, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and remind her please to get back from work ASAP so she can take me along to the church carnival! After she left, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, for ten more minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay. Then we cuddled and happily snored together, with me waking twice more for the pot :P before Rhi arrived around 10am.
-Refusing to get up for another fifteen more minutes (Rhi tried, but I only sniped @ her, "I've still got 4.5 minutes. Go away." XD) I eventually rose and use the pot :P once more for three tinkles. Rhi got me kitted then Forced me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth, but thanks to her who squirted me some toothpaste.
-After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I walk over to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-When that was done, I went over to wash and dry Era before Rhi Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who'd left me exactly half a slice of ham and egg for breakfast, and thanks to Rhi who added one slice of cheese for me. I also savoured my mug of white tea - I only get one a week now! It used to be six everyday (back when I was still stuck in the insane asylum), to one a day (afternoon tea before PIG mum randomly orders that I drop 10kg for her) now only just one every week (with Rhi each Saturday ... actually, Rhi says she doesn't drink tea/coffee coz that stuff makes her heart beat really fast?) - my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After breakfast, Rhi massaged Ela for near forty minutes. She says she's finished all her exams but still has assignments left to complete. Also, they make fake blood from golden syrup, red food colouring and chocolate powder! Sounds delicious, if you ask me~ XD
-At midday, Rhi took me once to the loo for three tinkles and made me one mug of warm Milo, my third for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Back @ the gobbling table, first I rang Aunty Lai. We talked for about eight minutes, then I rang Aunty nga, speaking to her, Uncle Fung and little Mickey pig. Aunty Nga told me that Mickey's primary school has shortlisted him to maybe learning the guitar next year! I was like, "If you can't get him to practise the piano, how will you get him to practise the guitar??" XD
-Woohoo, PIG mum arrived home early; we could all hit our church carnival together!! While I munched some of the yummy rice Rhi had cooked me for lunch (have I said yet? She doesn't use Facebook), PIG mum went upstairs and showered.
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo, then I sat outside and waited while both parents got themselves ready. And finally, we were off! Amazingly, PIG mum helped me with my seatbelt today!
-Alas, PIG mum wouldn't lemme use Sparkless to tour around the carnival ... >< However, we bumped into Aunty Jenny, Frances and their youngest son!
-Upstairs in the main hall, I played a shooting game (discovering the trick was to aim higher than what I expected), bought a dark blue scarf and played this game where you had to pick up marbles with chopsticks. However, the aunty lemme use a spoon, and somehow, I got the second highest score! Only I looked longingly @ this adorable white teddy with a blue bow that was the prize. "Oh, I really want him..." The lady manning the store laughed. "Don't worry, you're second right now. If the winner doesn't want the teddy, I'll bring him to you!"
-Afterwards, I headed downstairs! First, I visited our SHINE fellowship Chinese egg waffle stands, lined up for one plate then munched them with the parents.
-Next, I walked into the room where SHINE fellowship meetings are held and chose myself a cupcake for arvo tea! Then I noticed that Julz and some random aunty were making crepes and headed over for one!
-I feel privileged: Aunty Winnie, said MasterChef, made my crepe for me; it contained strawberry, banana and chocolate sauce! PIG mum and I headed back outside to share that.
-Then I noticed our own small group games stall! Of course I headed over there, ended up playing Guess Who with Pole and Ray. Even better, Julz came along with Zooper Doopers; I haven't sucked one since primary school - FOURTEEN YEARS ago!!
-Carnival was nearing an end; I went inside A1 and toured the garage sale there; bought a pretty little cross ornament I'll prolly hang on my Bible bag.
-Time to leave; dad tootled us home and I tootled online until Carol Lockwood arrived, when I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one last tinkle when she was repinning Digi onto my pants for me.
-Holding hands, I walked out well to the gobbling :P table with Carol. Afternoon tea was that delicious cupcake I'd chosen earlier @ the carnival, plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol very lightly massaged Ela for just over seventy minutes! While she massaged away, I continued reading Moby Dick.
-Before Carol left, she took me once more to the loo. She's back on Tuesday and taking me to Toastmasters!
-I happily returned online. Yikes, it's almost 8pm, and both parents have only just tumbled downstairs from pigland!
-Hopefully dinner's soon; also hope I can return online afterwards, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, September 20, 2013

Saturday Post 138

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding ... no, Digi's gone AWOL!!! >< but TWFT topic's 'God's vClaims On Your Life (3)' and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES after Carol Lockwood leaves @ 6pm!!! >< But just noting that after an awesome night's sleep, Rhi came and minded me for three hours, I had lotsa fun @ our church carnival and Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower. As for toms, just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards and that I'll get some visitors in the arvo! So fingers crossed I can bbl around 6pm, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 160d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 6346 and the spam count for the weekend's seventeen. Oh, Digi's final, final report for Friday? 6346 steps also equals 1.88km or 97.6kcal. I'm sure i'll pass 100kcal some day. XD Anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-Back home, I plopped briefly online until Aunty Lucia came to supervise my nice hot shower - I washed my own hair today, but thanks to Aunty Lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. Aunty Lucia spread aloe vera over my body then rekitted me; I had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was repinning Digi onto my pants for me.
-After Aunty Lucia Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table, arvo tea was the 1/3 left of that yummy ham and cheese croissant I'd bought last night from Breadtop plus one yummy mug of mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-Before leaving Aunty Lucia took me once more to the loo.
-After I returned online, I also took myself twice more to the loo slowly and safely and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Alas, when PIG mum awoke from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mnd, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. I wasn't half bad, honestly ... ><
-next, she gleefully forced mostly Ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises.
-Thirdly, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-And finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa I've forgotten which vegetable, a little yummy egg, a little yummy BBQ chicken and probably something else, but I've forgotten what. XD
-Dinner was washed down with one mug of surprisingly nice chamomile, honey and vanilla drink, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-Then, for some reason, dad ordered that I go over, sit on our sofa and watch like twenty minutes of footy? It's Manly vs. Cronulla; I'm cheering for manly in remembrance of Bob. :o)
-At halftime, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-After finishing Friday Post 160c, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: Rhi comes for three hours from 10am then Carol Lockwood to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Best of all, it's our church's carnival!! I'm really, really hoping that PIG mum ends work early and can take me there!!! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 160c

Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 6226 (ha, Digi reckons I'm more than half a normal person today XD and also that 6226 steps also equals 1.85km or 95.7kcal XD) snd secondly, Joni's devotional topic's Precious Jewels'. Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the week, my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 160b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for today now stands @ 3746, which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 1.11km or 58.5kcal. XD Righteo, let's start with last night's events first!
-When Annette arrived two minutes before 4pm, I headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot but very quick shower - I washed my hair yesterday, but thanks to Annette who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye shut and enable me to get out to Garbo quicker.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Annette helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (Annette helped only with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (Annette helped only with my bra and Elf's AFO). Then I went over to the loo for one quick tinkle, before Annette and I hit Garbo!
-Phew, there was a parking spot available for us. Annette and I held hands and I walked up well to the library. Grabbing orson Scott Card's and Aaron johnston's 'Earth Afire', I bagged a sofa and happily read from 4:58pm all the way till 6:30pm. :o)
-Annette took me once to the loo before we hit food court for dinner. I stuck with my usual: one original two piece box from KFC, with a new Milkybar Krusher! Yup, 'twas white with little chocolate drops! Like, yum! Annette stuck with her kofoo, selecting this spicy chicken dish. She passed me one chunk of chicken but refused my trying to give her back two chips. The chicken tasted delicious - but SPICY!! Remember, I can't eat spicy food. XD
-Afterwards, Annette and I hit Breadtop. Alas that horrid PIG mum had restricted me to just one bun; all the ones on sale last night were small!! >< I chose this bacon and cheese croissant.
-next stop was Woolies, where I picked up more flossettes. Annette suddenly noticed that Helga's bread was on special and she asked me, "Would your mum like me to buy two loaves for her?" I shrugged and replied, "I'm not sure, you can ring and ask her, if you want." So that's what Annette did. However, when she couldn't reach PIG mum, I gave her dearest dad's mobile number and she asked him.
-Our next stop was Dick Smiths, where I updated on an Ipad.
-Then we went all the way down to JaysJays, where there were some cool tees, but nothing that particularly caught my eye.
-Suddenly, Annette was like, "Hm, I feel like a cappuccino. I'll get one, and you can have a soft serve. Actually, I've brought along an Aero bar; I'll share that with you. Awesome!
-Even cooler, we bumped into Lana and Ray! They were just enjoying a late dinner together; calamari and chips for Ray and a kebab for Lana.
-Oh, before we met them, we browsed some gift shop near the ABC shop and I found this really awesome Christmas gift for dearest dad! Fingers crossed it's still available come Christmas! Oh, and I found this really cool pig for PIG mum and got Annette to snap a photo for me. I'll Whatsapp it to her when I next get the chance. XD
-After we said bye to Ray and Lana (it's lana's birthday this weekend; Ray's taking her to some Thai restaurant to celebrate!), Annette took me once more to the loo and 'twas time to return home. Only Annette couldn't validate her ticket with my disabled keytag! XD I think it looks adorable, PIG mum attached it onto my blue poo keyring. XD Anyways, Annette rang for help and the guy was like, "Step away from the machine and try again; I think you're standing too close." Ah, that did the trick.
-Back home, horrid PIG mum still gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the kitchen and pour my half cuppa of milk before booting me off to bed. ZZZ~
-Today: Woo hoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye  when he left for work around 7:50am.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Ronan keating's 'Duet' album all day today, too. It's got twelve songs.
-While PIG mum drove, I kept both eyes closed and finished off my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with some boring magazine and went back downstairs to pay.
-Matt came for me with a walkbelt, held Ela and walked me into the gym. Physio today: passive calf stretch, six laps walking, played xbox 360 (the plugging leaks game) and lotsa work for Ela. monday will be our last session together, coz Matt jumps on a plane (Jetstar) and flies back to the States on Friday! He says Lisa will do physio with me on Friday instead. In that case, must remind PIG mum please to buy Matt a chocolate bar for Monday.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to see Naz for some lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five.
-Alas again, PIG mum only lemme enjoy half the fish and chips. I also had to share the chocolate with pearl with her, but she did take me once to the loo before driving me off to dr. lin's for pincushion practice.
-ouch. >< PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving us back home.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Friday Post 160

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3552 steps today (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 1.06km or 55.6kcal XD) secondly, TWFT topic's "God's Claim on Your Life (2)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'A Human Heaven'; and fourthly, the spam count for the week's sixteen but fifthly and way most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm this arvo!!! But just noting down that I had a great time out with Annette last night @ Garbo, had an awesome sleep last night too, then I had UQ physio with Matt today, saw naz for some yummy fish and chips then had pincushion practice; tomorrow's our church carnival!! But Rhi will come mind me for three hours and Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Thursday Post 160

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 273 steps today (which Digi proudly reports as also equaling 830m or 41.5kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'God's Claims On Your Life (1)'. Righteo, events for today?
~Amazingly, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:40am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 7:50am.
-Once deareast dad left for work, Daddy bear and I dosed; sure enough, PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," very quickly.
-When she came back, I swung myself over the pot :P once more for three tinkles, and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which I drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. I also continued and finished my mostly silent silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to see Lei shifu for a comfy massage. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Ronan Keating's 'Duet' album all day, too. While PIG mum drove (and took a wrong turn, actually XD) Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Phew, there was a disabled car park waiting for PIG mum to park into right outside the entrance. PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk into the building, took me once to the loo then I sat @ Chi-Link and waited for Lei shifu.
-While I got my comfy (if oftentimes ouchy XD) massage, PIG mum scored a free one from Aunty Li's son, Ronnie!
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down the escalator to the downstairs food court, where she brought a lunch special for us to share, the teriyaki chicken rice! For an extra three bucks she bought an iced lemon tea for us; I gulped one full mouthful of all the ice cunes and suffered major brain freeze. XD
-When PIG mum tootlewd us home, Era again helped Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-Back home, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. She's plodding her own now while watching sth on Youtube. While I plodded, I watched this really cute cartoon on ABC2!
-Woohoo, one hour online for me now, before Annette takes me for my fortnightly trip to Garbo tonight! :D
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Matt.
-Fingers crossed I can get some lunch from naz @ Plaza afterwards! I haven't seen him for a fortnight - last week I was attending my MRI followup and the week before, my MRI itself.
-Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And better check now - is small group/FX on toms night? Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 160d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 4571. Sorry, not quite half a normal person today. Tomorrow, perhaps. XD Digi's final, final report for Wednesday? 4571 steps also equals 1.35km or 70.1kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-Right after I finished Wednesday Post 160d, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: I think PIG mum's got me booked down for a late morning massage with Lei shifu.However, because I also think she's got Joey over to teach me pilates for thirty minutes, and I'm going out to Garbo for my fortnightly trip with Annette toms night but I really wanna fit in my most important two hours online, I think once dad leaves for work, I'll haveta offer her the chance to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her, then spend one hour online before heading out for the massage. *sigh* Also, I wanna skip my icecream for tonight and leave it for toms night with Annette; hopefully horrid PIG mum won't refuse like she did last fortnight ... anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^