Saturday, December 31, 2011

sunday post77b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 1914. if i can come back online after dinner tonight, i'm certain i'll have passed two grand. XD righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum was too busy watching television to bother with watching and making sure her severely disabled daughter made it safely to the loo. but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :) also, i spent a lil time leaning against the side rail and asked percy please to help me through the rest of the day.
-after i returned online, PIG mum went out to woolies to buy some vegetables.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else hopefully PIG mum'll take me out to see a movie toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post77

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1778 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'this year 'launch out'" and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's three. righteo, events for today?
-last night, dad did the countdown with us! yay for ipad chat. :)
-meaning this morning, we overslept! XD
-but that just meant PIG mum let poor ela off opening the tap five times. :)
-also, breakfast was just one weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever.
-when PIG mum tootled us off to church, i spent most of the trip with both eyes closed, having a silent silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-downstairs, PIG mum took me once to the loo, before heading upstairs for the canto sermon.
-phew, wilfreddy only asked us to stand for three songs this morning. he did stay, for the last song, that we could stand if we wanted to, but obviously i didn't want to. also, i just sang inside my head today, not knowing any harmony.
-speaker today was liam! his sermon topic was 'aspirations for 2012'.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then i took a seat and nibbled some morning tea.
-liam came for a chat. :) useless me got somewhat teary, telling liam i didn't understand why god hated me so much. :( but liam wiped away my tears and prayed for me. :)
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum took us home.
-i read darren lockyer's autobiography while PIG mum microwaved our lunch.
-i ate some fruit first, followed by half a bowl of fried rice and drank some water.
-then i used the loo once before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-actually, i feel like doing a stinky unspeakable now, so bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post76d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1721. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-@ 9:30pm, after using the bathroom once, i hiked upstairs to my old bedroom. PIG mum kindly brought up bear bear for me, and he enjoyed some tummy time over eft. :)
-PIG mum left to go do her own stuff; i spent awhile having a quiet prayer to god and then a quiet chat to percy.
-when PIG mum returned upstairs, i persuaded her to welcome in the new year with me! :D
-then we had another ipad chat with dad, who's @ 4th aunty's place! i chatted with ching ying first, then fourth aunty, then kin ying - he's doing economics @ uni now, not computers anymore! then i chatted to cousin claudia and coffee!
-afterwards, i visited my bathroom and the cupboard we all share, before returning downstairs.
-PIG mum's gone upstairs to shower now.
-cool, that leaves me with about fifty minutes to write my reflections for 2011!
-toms: just church, but i get no visitors afterwards. :( hopefully i can several good hours online!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!

saturday post76c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1389. righteo, continuing events?
-i remembered that sheung jie had come @ 4:40, not 4pm.
-woohoo! awesome end to the year! sheung jie lemme have the perfect arvo tea - that's twice for december, yay. :) with the mayo, i squirted her a :o) and a 'HNY' - that stood for 'happy new year', duh! :P
-sheung jie also made me a cuppa - white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my official cup for the day to drink 'incorrectly'.
-while i was eating, sheung jie, who declined a cuppa for herself, started massaging ela, or, as she put it, "do the stimulation for your hand". XD
-@ 6pm, sheung jie flipped on seven's news for me, read by angela cox. i'm unfamiliar with that name; guess are the big names have gone on hols already.
-once the news ended, sheung jie took me to the loo once, before i signed her off and she left.
-the moment PIG mum awoke from pigland, she gleefully forced me offline and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for absolutely ages. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god tore away my ability to play semi-decently.
-then we chatted to dearest dad!! :D lol, PIG mum knows how to use the ipad better than me. :P actually, we chatted to ching ying first! i asked him, "hey, i thought hong kong was winter now. how come you're wearing so little clothes?" ching ying laughed, and replied, "coz i'm indoors." fair enough. XD we also saw fourth aunty~
-after yakking with everyone, PIG mum was all for gleefully forcing poor ela to practise more piano, but i talked her out of it, saying, "it's gotta be dinnertime now! i'm hungry!!"
-dinner was fried rice again, again with lotsa yummy sweet potato leaves. the fried rice was flushed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-after dinner, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back over to the keyboard, where she gleefully forced poor ela to practise more piano. meaning i get to say this again: i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god tore away my ability to play piano semi-decently.
-actually, i sat in front of the keyboard for about thirty minutes, but only had to play for about half that time, coz PIG mum kept scrambling away to try figure out how to use the ipad chat.
-i gave up at 8:30pm and went to the loo before returning online.
-*sigh* PIG mum's watching the 9pm fireworks now, and is refusing to watch the midnight ones with me!! >< i'm not really surprised ... dad returns to hong kong, and PIG mum's TRUE colours reveal themselves. :(
-but i'll head upstairs @ 9pm/9:30pm, say hello to wavy and my upstairs room, use my upstairs bathroom once before returning downstairs to write my end 2011 reflections. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post76b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1131. yeah, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-'twasn't amanda who came, 'twas sheung jie!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, then left me alone to undress while she talked to sheung jie about sth.
-when sheung jie came back, i had a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to sheung jie who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before sheung jie flipped the nice hot water off, sheung jie dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. sheung jie rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was jamming on elf's AFO into her shoe.
-after rinsing once underneath the showerchair for me, i held sheung jie's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. @ first, i was confused as to why the clock read 5:20pm, coz it only takes around forty minutes for the whole shower -
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, December 30, 2011

saturday post76

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 788 steps today (always a small total for saturdays, coz i stay @ home) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'start the new year right'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first?
-one more toilet trip for me before PIG mum tootled me off for SHINE fellowship's breakup party.
-about ten people attended last night.
-for worship, i sang the harmony for one song. for the canto songs, my best was recognising eight words consecutively. XD
-first, kathy asked us all to share one thing about fellowship this year. i shared how cool that thomas and dr. dr. tai had been my main interpreters this year. XD
-next, we share a success point for ourselves this year. i shared in canto! i said that unless i stood up now, and thomas rushed over and pushed me over, and when i got up again, michael rushed over and pushed me over, repeat several times, then i would've fallen over less than ten times this year! :D XD
-kathy then told us to silently pray to either side of us. i prayed for dr. dr. tai and vicky. kathy ended in a prayer for us, and that was fellowship over for another year! when it resumes next year (and it's only been going on for two years; i missed the first!) i'll be in hong kong~
-laurence kindly agreed to gimme a lift home, and even more kindly moved the car down the long driveway for me.
-then i held his hand and walked to his car, where i managed to fumble around somewhat and buckle my seatbelt.
-unfortunately, i couldn't persuade him to take me to maccas for supper. XD
-back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz. :P
-sat: thanks to PIG mum who came downstairs and changed my pad for me around 5:40.
-more singing and sleeping till ronnie jie jie arrived and PIG mum rocked off to work.
-again more sleeping, pot :P usage for me, until 11:40, when i decided i'd best get up.
-ronnie jie jie helped put my footwear on then i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-ronnie jie jie got me three weetbix for breakfast, with more honey than i could ever dream of PIG mum giving me! XD
-prolly coz it's new year's eve, PIG mum arrived home from work super-early today! lol, i quickly shoved the last mouthful of weetbix into my mouth before she came inside. XD
-i read darren lockyer's autobiography while she and PIG mum yakked away. she declined PIG mum's lunch offer, saying she had some grocery shopping to get done.
-but when PIG mum had lunch, she wouldn't feed me any! o_O fair enough, i'd only had breakfast like thirty minutes ago. XD
-my lunch was had @ 12:45. just leftovers from last night, washed down with one mug of water.
-then i went and did a stinky unspeakable, before plopping online. PIG mum went upstairs into pigland.
-i went to the loo once more @ 2:45. PIG mum said not to call her, and i didn't fall. :)
-well, amanda comes @ 4;30pm today, meaning i got 1.5 hours for playing bejeweled and reading! cya tonight for my 2011 reflections!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 74c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2338. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum made fried rice for dinner tonight! 'twas with lotsa sweet potato leaves, and i washed it down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, that i held 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was watching ABC's 7pm news, not watching me.
-actually, she was too engrossed watching the news, she didn't even bother watching me walk back to the computer! >< but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-leaving for SHINE fellowship new year's eve meeting soon!
-toms: PIG mum's heading for work, but tessa's not coming over. instead, she's asked ronnie jie jie to come over. i plan to sleep till midday, get up, have a late breakfast then spent @ least two hours online until amanda comes @ 4:30! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, December 29, 2011

friday post 74b

hello again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2211. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty yvonne came, i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty yvonne who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty yvonne flipped the nice hot water off, then she dried, creamed and rekitted me, me having one tinkle when she was drying me, one more when she was putting my tee on, and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held aunty yvonne's hand and went back to the computer.
-several minutes later, aunty yvonne finished cleaning the bathroom for me, she took me to the loo once more, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. i won't see her again, coz apparently, aunty lucia comes back from her holidays next week, but she wrote down my birthday and says she might come visit me then! :D
-PIG mum and her are discussing flight ticket prices back to hong kong right now, while i'm listening to nine's news.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 74

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2100 steps (score, i'm just past two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your faith to work (4)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's eighteen. righteo, events for today?
-phew. i'm so relieved that old old grandma's condition has steadied now, and she's eating somewhat again. :) that led to an awesome sleep, where nature didn't call until 7:20am.
-after that, i spent the ten minutes until 7:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling john doe2 and returning to our happy snorings together.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then, back in bed, i begged PIG mum, "come on, new year's eve is TOMORROW, but this year i've only been to maccas for breakfast ONCE! please, will you take me there?" and, after demanding some concessions from me (lol, it seems that she always takes, i always give XD), she did! :D
-of course, we had to share something. you know how PIG mum HATES that i have ANYTHING for myself ... ><" but 'twas delicious! we both drank a small orange juice (correction, actually, PIG mum drank coffee) and while i read the day before's courier mail, PIG mum read yesterdays. wonder who nabbed today's. XD
-PIG mum tootled me off for the last pincushion practice session for the year. and best of all, i saw kylie! :D she gave me her e-mail address, and i've already sent my xmas message to her. :)
-after pincushion practice, PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but when i went out to wash both hands and dry ela, she went herself, meaning era got to open the tap lotsa and lotsa times.
-then PIG mum took me to the warrigal square little singapore for lunch! we had to share, no surprise there, but the hokkien fried rice i chose was super-yummy (excepting the prawns XD); PIG mum and i also tried a lychee milk tea and a sesame milk tea! also thanks to the waiter, who saw that i struggled with walking, and so showed us to a nearby table. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. i did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online.
-actually, i went once more to the loo just then, coz i drank lotsa water before going to the loo! XD
-now, i've got like two hours for myself online! :D
-aunty yvonne's coming to shower me @ 5pm.
-then tonight, i'm off to the SHINE new year's meeting! righteo, if i don't come back online afterwards, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum still has to work toms, but tessa's not coming, and dad's in HK! instead, she's got ronnie jie jie coming over toms morning. i plan to sleep till midday before getting up! XD

thursday post 75d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2910. lol, almost three grand, maybe toms. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i went once more to the loo around 9pm.
-back online, i showed PIG mum some baby photos of karis! she's adorable~
-toms: late morning pincushion practise. XD
-fingers crossed i can see naz for a burger afterwards!
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me around 5pm.
-then there's some SHINE thing happening toms night! PIG mum says she'll try ask horace/somebody else to drive me home ...
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 75c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2782. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy turned the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and rekitted.
-cathy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. sadly, she only gave me one slice of cheese - which was ENTIRELY too thin - but i got mayo, too, so phew, @ least this week's been satisfied. :) and i drank my yummy pudding milk tea!
-after i finished arvo tea, cathy massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes, stopping just after 5:45, dunno why. but she told me that she's having some tuna casserole for dinner.
-before she left, cathy left me in the loo for two tinkles. think she's back next thursday.
-i returned online, listened to nine's news.
-suddenly, fourth aunty rang! old old grandma's doing better, thank goodness. :)
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa sweet potato leaves ... and two small slices of ham, which of course i saved for last.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online.
-well, i'll need the loo once more around 9pm. bbl with what's happening toms.
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 75b

hello again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2684. righteo, events for today?
-i slept happily last night, using the pot :P three times last night and once more around 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, before cuddling john doe2 and returning to our happy snorings together.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom, where i completed my morning routine, used the bathroom once more for one tinkle (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then went outside for breakfast.
-think breakfast was two weetbix with the thinnest and shortest streak of honey ever.
-when aunty frances arrived, PIG mum rocked out to carindale! think she wanted to get some clothes shopping done~
-aunty frances and i shared a juicy mango, then i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-after that, i watched seven's news. actually, @ 11am, aunty frances turned on the television for me, to watch nine's morning news hour, but the news wasn't on - the cricket was!
-when i'd finished watching the news, aunty frances massaged ela while i finished off john howard's autobiography.
-then, ding dong! leanne arrived! and she brought me this calendar!
-actually, she'd also brought me this scratchie with the chance to win $250 000. we did it, but won absolutely nothing. XD
-when PIG mum returned home, i went once more to the loo, then leanne tootled us off to mosburger to celebrate PIG mum's belated birthday!
-i had a yummy chicken teriyaki burger, cold milk tea and small chips. next time, i'm thinking i might try the wagyu beef with cheese! leanne says that 'wagyu' is like some high-quality beef thing. PIG mum had some weird pork ginger burger thing that tasted strange. we also ate some chips, though nat took them back for nat.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then we sat up in foodcourt, where leanne had bought herself a grass jelly milk tea. i asked PIG mum please to get me a jasmine milk tea with pearl, but mother refused. however, she got me a pudding milk tea, on the condition that i have it for arvo tea.
-when leanne tootled us back home, i went to the loo once, then officially finished off reading john howard's autobiography, while leanne fiddled with the upstairs computer.
-she left around 3:45. i walked her out, went once more to the loo, then plopped online until cathy arrived.
-after having a long yak with PIG mum, i held cathy's hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower -
-hey, dinnertime! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

thursday post 75

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2372 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your faith to work (3)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online when cathy leaves!!!! but she's due in about four minutes, so just fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events!
cxheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post87c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1188. yeah, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-dinner tonight was rice ... but i forgot with what. XD lotsa vegies and a lil meat, prolly. 'twas washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i read john howard's autobiography all the way till about 8:30. i've almost finished it!
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable before walking dearest dad out to the door and kissing him goodbye. i won't see him again until next year. *wails* :'(
-but toms, we're gonna meet leanne for lunch @ mosburger!
-also, aunty frances will come mind me for three hours @ 10am. PIG mum's going shopping.
-cathy's coming to shower me toms arvo, but we're not hitting garbo. :( next week, then~
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post87b

hello again! em's new final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 753. righteo, continuing today's events?
-amanda came @ 4pm. once she arrived, the parents went out shopping to buy stuff coz dad's flying back to hong kong tonight. old old grandma's not doing well. ><
-i held amanda's hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then amanda rekitted me. it wasn't until she was tying erf's shoelaces that she suddenly exclaimed, "oh, we forgot the cream!" XD
-so i quickly got creamed, and had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held amanda's hand and walked outside for arvo tea.
-huge thanks to one of PIG mum's patients, who made her gingerbread men, complete with sprinkles and icing! ;D
-so i had two for arvo tea, plus one sweet kiwi and one mug of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-once i finished, amanda massaged ela for around forty minutes, painting her white with gold spots today. she's back on saturday, @ 4:30 and will prolly eat out with her daughter tonight to celebrate the fact that she got an awesome OP6!
-before amanda left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-back online, i listened to nine's news, and rang madam hippo. she's coming to pick PIG mum and i up, then driving us all to mosburger to celebrate PIG mum's belated birthday toms! :D
-can't remember who's coming to shower me toms ... cathy? wonder if PIG mum's received the roster from CODA yet ...
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

wednesday post87

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 466 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your faith to work (2)' and thirdly, i'm still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after amanda leaves here tonight!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work around 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum had come in eralier to take bear bear out to sun bake. so john doe and i cuddled and snored - all the way till 1:30! XD
-originally, i'd planned to sleep until 4pm, when amanda arrived, but PIG mum was horrid and resorted to the only threat she can use against me, "if you don't get up, i won't let you use the internet tonight." horrid woman. ><
-but dearest dad came home! meaning i got several extra minutes in bed. XD
-when PIG mum came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times.
-brunch was yummy caesar salad, plus half a banana, the peel which PIG mum then smeared all over my face.
-after popping my drugs - one garlic, two fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry and one gingko - i went to the loo once before plopping online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-nice, i've got just over forty-five minutes for myself. :) think i'll get some reading done.
-toms: not sure yet ... think leanne said sth about us going to mosburger for PIG mum's birthday? also dunno who's coming to shower me ... but i prolly won't get to hit garbo. >< another week without chips for me, then. :(
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post75c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1924. not quite two grand, sorry. XD maybe toms.
-but maybe not! don't think PIG mum seemed very interested about taking me to see a movie toms! i'm cool with that; i don't think i've had the opportunity to sleep till 4pm @ all this year yet! XD
-i do know that amanda's coming to shower me toms, though.
-and best of all, ice-cream night toms night! like i always keep saying, a little's better than none @ all! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post75b

hello again, and good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @1814. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i spent a lil happy time online, mainly facebooking. XD
-PIG mum came down and ordered that i shower. poor ela was gleefully forced to scrub various body parts around forty times today.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my footwear, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where dad was already munching his dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, some carrot and three small and chewy chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-and i've still no idea what's happening toms. i'll check out movie times, but hey, if PIG mum doesn't wanna go see one, i'm perfectly content to sleep till 4pm, when amanda comes! XD
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, December 26, 2011

tuesday post75

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1489 steps today (lol, if i can return online after dinner tonight, i'm positive i'll have passed 1.5 grand. XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'put your faith to work (1)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more @ 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him, waking again to use the pot :P twice more. the phone also rang once, around 11:15am.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to my bathroom, where i did all the usual things (wash face, wash hands, rinse mouth, etc.)
-one more loo trip before dad tootled us off to the dent's residence! PIG mum gleefully forced me to drink one huge mug of water first.
-once dad started driving to the dent's residence, he started chucking a cow @ me. for my part, i tried my best to ignore him and just stretched ela for the entire trip.
-once we arrived, hugs and kisses (well, handshakes on dad's and mr. dent's part XD) were exchanged, PIG mum took me to the bathroom once, then i sat down in an armchair besides nana. yay, complete, blessed safety for awhile. :)
-nana immediately gave me my xmas present, and i immediately opened it. 'twas a teddy bear calendar! :D
-then we just snacked on cheese and crackers and yakked until mr. dent fired up the BBQ.
-i ate two drumsticks, some delicious potato bake and several chunks of garlic bread.
-but the skies blackened, and we all rushed back indoors before the heavens opened!
-there was even dessert! we each had one scoop of peppermint crisp ice-cream, one thin fat plain wafer and one rumball! much thanks to mrs. dent who poured me one glass of water afterwards.
-we all kept yakking. i asked mr. dent how come his chicken drumsticks tasted lemony, and he laughed, said i was observant and that he'd added lemongrass onto the chicken. XD
-when PIG mum decided we'd leave, we all exchanged hugs and kisses and whatnot.
-almost forgot to mention, there were two more white fluffy dogs with bobby today! they were only babies (two years or younger) and one got in trouble and was kicked outside coz he pooped/widdled on the floor. XD
-while dad tootled us home, era helped ela stretch again.
-back home, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, thanking him for helping me have an awesome day today. :)
-afterwards, dad Forced me to walk outside just to test if i could run outside if there was a fire or sth.
-then i plopped online while the parents went out to the warrigal square woolies to do some grocery shopping.
-they've just returned safely home. :) PIG mum's already gone upstairs into pigland :P but she's already promised threatened that i'll need a shower. poor ela. :(
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online toms, else i've really no idea what's happening toms! maybe PIG mum will take me out to see happy feet2!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post77c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2333. yay, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-little mickey rang back! he wished PIG mum a verry happy birthday, then him, aunty nga and i all chatted! mickey said that he had fried eggs for dinner tonight, but best of all, he says he'll play with me when i come back to hong kong to visit him next year! :D
-but dad came over and said 'twas time to hang up coz 'twas cake cutting time!
-we all sang PIG mum the happy birthday song, only she was short of breath and couldn't blow out all her candles in one go! i blew out the rest for her, with one puff. XD
-then we all posed for photos, before having cake.
-green tea cake's yummy, but red bean's yucky! lol, i'm already saying that if PIG mum gets me a green tea cake for my 25th birthday, i want it without red bean!
-then sharon gave me two spoonfuls od diced mango.
-then i went once more to the bathroom before returning online.
-will dad take us shopping again toms? or will PIG mum and i go see a movie? or will i just snore all day? XD anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 77b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1988. sorry, not quite two grand. perhaps toms. XD righteo, continuing events?
-heidi arrived soon after the chow's, and dinner was called!
-i had rice, some eggplant dish thing that kathy made, some shredded chicken thing that vicky made, one slice of raw tomato, two/three slices of ham.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, and i did a stinky unspeakable - coz she served me water in a WINE glass! XD
-ela gave hungry his colgate toothbrush present!! he's one very happy camper, now! XD
-well, prolly can't come back online after opening presents tonight; also dunno what's happening toms, but hope everyone has a smashing day!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, December 25, 2011

monday post 77

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1780 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'get down on your knees'. righteo, events for today?
-yay, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:50am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john bear bear and successfully fell back asleep with him. only thing is, PIG mum says bear bear will haveta retire soon! :O
-by 10am, though, dad still hadn't given me any wake-up cal-l, so i called out to him, "dad, aren't we leaving yet? we're gonna miss breakfast soon!" dad came in, explained that we'd be having lunch out, not breakfast. fine with me. more cuddling bear bear and snoring. :)
-when PIG mum finally dug me up, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times. after that, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two weetbix for breakfast.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever. dad came downstairs and gleefully forced me to drink one large mug of water.
-one more loo trip for me(of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself) then we were off!
-only for some reason, dad started chucking some cow @ me the moment he excited the driveway! >< i couldn't be bothered replying his accusations, and, once dad turned into logan road, helped ela stretch for around ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm, holding each for five seconds.
-phew, i was allowed to use sparkless today, just not right away.
-when we arrived, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then she started shopping!
-lol, i think she started shopping right away! XD she tried on this dress that was like $160! :O
-but i picked up a shirt from jayjays. :)
-lunch was just sushi and water. dunno why dad wouldn't lemme have any chips, but i sincerely hope it won't haveta be another SIX WEEKS before i get to munch some again!
-afterwards, the parents gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD and dad tootled us home.
-back home, i went to the loo once; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then i settled down to watch love actually, the movie that PIG mum taped for me! lol, rowan atkinson's (mr. bean) in it! and so's snape!
-i also spent just over fifteen minutes chatting with madam hippo, and also her sister, nat!
-when the parents returned home from more shopping, PIG mum fed me a pear, before she and dad opened that i open all my christmas presents. dunno why, coz i'd intended to open them all after dinner tonight, but oh well.
-one more loo trip for me, then i plopped online @ 5:10pm.
-well, the chow's family and heidi have all just arrived for dinner!
-dunno if i can come back online afterwards, also dunno what's happening toms, but hey, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post76d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2584. yeah, i'm just over 2.5 grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-uncle slam, uncle cyras, ronnie jie jie, aunty melody and the parents are all still yakking. i went once more to the loo around 9pm. of course, PIG mum was too busy gossipping to bother watch me walk safely there and back, but i didn't fall. :)
-again, boxing day sales toms, then PIG mum's bday bash! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post76

good evening again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2313. righteo, continuing today's events?
-uncle cyras and aunty melody arrived also, and dinner was called.
-i had rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce, some ham, a lil chicken, and one slice of smoked salmon. BTW, smoked salmon's HIDEOUSLY DISGUSTING!! XD
-uncle cyras told me that his names spelt 'cyras' not 'cyrus' coz that's how some english teacher gave the name to him. i drank orange juice, while they all drank white wine. lol, i'm 24.75 and i'm still yet to find an alcoholic drink that i like: dad's XXXX bitter's are too bitter, while PIG mum's red wine, like smoked salmon, is truly DISGUSTING. XD
-i went once more to the loo before i returned online. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who couldn't be bothered to watch me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall.
-toms: boxing day sales!! hopefully dad'll take us to some big westfield shopping place and we can pick up a few bargains. also fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that he'll lemme use sparkless toms; goodness knows i can't concentrate on shopping whilst i'm walking! ><
-then @ night, dad's invited the chow family over for dinner to celebrate PIG mum's birthday!! best of all, it'll be time to open presents!! hopefully santa got me lots this year!
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post76c

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2087. yay, i'm over two grand, now. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum ordered i shower. poor ela. ><
-although, really, i should be grateful that she only gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like forty times. it could've been lots worse!
-afterwards, i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my footwear, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out back to the computer table, just as uncle slam arrived!
-again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else it's boxing day sales toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, December 24, 2011

sunday post76b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 1906. lol, almost two grand. XD righteo, continuing events?
-when dad gleefully forced me offline, i went to the loo for two tinkles, then sat down and watched 'snow dogs' on channel seven. it's some talking dog movie about sledding.
-PIG mum came downstairs to rub my face with aloe vera and to feed me one slice of watermelon.
-also tried ringing madam hippo, but was cut off. guess she's partying away with her family up in brissie. :)
-@ 4:30, i returned online. can't remember what time uncle cyras and aunty melody are coming for dinner.
-argh, it's almost 5pm and the stupid nose STILL hasn't ceased yet!! ><
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online later, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post76

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1673 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'simeon' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's three. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 6:50. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes (actually, she gave me THIRTY MINUTES! XD), i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times, before finally letting me sit.
-breakfast was half a mini croissant and one mug of cold horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' while the parents were upstairs changing.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before dad drove us to church.
-anyways, i decided i wouldn't be petty and sang everything. it's not like it means anything to me, anyway.
-reverend lam gave a christmas message, while smoky jie jie translated for him. both PIG mum and i went once to the bathroom during.
-afterwards, we headed down for luncheon!
-okay, i don't understand. i thought for luncheon, everyone's entitled to ONE plate for lunch. how come, then, the parents only lemme have 3/4 a plate this time? but i'm not complaining, even though i saw several aunties and uncles take TWO, and even THREE plates of food, because the time before, the parents gleefully restricted me to just 2/3 a plateful! XD
-afterwards, PIG mum and i went once more to the loo, then dad tootled us home, giving me permission to listen to jacky cheung.
-i plopped onto the computer, finished off leanne's fic and sent it to her! i popped online for myself @ 2:15pm.
-oh! almost forgot! this morning, when PIG mum came to poke me up, john doe2, oem and voem all flew @ her to wish her a very merry christmas! only little voem got too excited and almost landed into the pot! XD luckily, PIG mum caught him! poor voem was terrified afterwards, but oem eye-kissed him, and john doe2 hugged him, and PIG mum soothed him, so thankfully he's alright now. :)
-well, PIG mum's prolly gonna demand that i shower soon. poor ela. ><
-lol, dad's forcing me offline first. hopefully bbl! XD
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post75

good evening! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 958 steps today (lol, almost one grand, maybe toms XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the truth of the virgin birth'.
-okay, i'm PISSED tonight. >< i'm supposed to be @ the SHINE fellowship xmas breakup party, but dad won't take me, coz, 'apparently', i scratched somewhere inappropriate! *sigh* PIG mum's always jeering @ me that i'm friendless now, but has she ever considered asking herself WHY that might be the case?! would it have anything to do with the fact that she and dad are DENYING me any chances of any social interaction whatsoever?! ><
-neither will he feed me any dinner, coz i had more than one plateful of food for lunch! well, firstly, he never said i couldn't have more than one plateful, and secondly, aunty doctor kat OFFERED to get me more; i didn't ASK her!! ><
-*sigh* but hopefully, toms'll be happier.
-we're going to church in the morning, of course. i'd considered singing everything, seeing as it's such an important occasion, but, after what's happened tonight, i'm prolly just gonna stay silent.
-can't remember who dad's invited over for lunch ... i remember 'twas someone.
-anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. amanda came and gave me a shower this arvo. her daughter's arriving home tonight instead of toms! and, around 5:40pm, tess popped over with a christmas present for mee! :D
P.P.S. but i'm still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

Friday, December 23, 2011

friday post 73d

it's only 8:20pm right now, but one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3125. yeah, i'm over three grand. :) righteo, final, final events for today?
-PIG mum suddenly decides @ 8pm she's gonna sleep, coz she's feeling crook. i quickly finish off my nightly routine.
-aunty anne sends kathy to drop off some pork soup bones that she's bought for us.
-well, my stupid MSN's determined not to work tonight. >< think i'll go finish off smelly's story off for her.
-again, dad and i haveta attend some cell group xmas party toms, then amanda's coming to shower me in the arvo, then we're all off to the SHINE fellowship xmas party! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend~
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 73c

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2835. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-when PIG mum called dinner, i had rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some fish and some BBQ chicken. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with a lil honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to walk behind me, but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-like i said earlier, toms dad and i are attending some cell group thing, then amanda's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 73b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2638. yay, i'm over 2.5 grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-aunty yvonne came around 5:15pm; i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - very long hairwash today!
-i had one tinkle before aunty yvonne flipped the nice hot water, she dried, creamed and rekitted me. i only had one tinkle, when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held aunty yvonne's hand and walked out back to the computer table.
-while she went and tidied the bathroom, i wrote her out a christmas card. but doom! i wroute it out to aunty LUCIA, i think, not YVONNE!! XD
-she took me once more to the loo before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-also just wrote out a christmas card for amanda, who's coming to shower me toms arvo.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, December 22, 2011

friday post 73

good afternoon! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 2410 steps today (phew, just over 2.4 grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid of failure (4)" and finally, the spam count for the week's eleven. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night around 1am and once again this morning when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then the ten minutes until 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him, waking to use the pot three more times.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes", i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times, before letting me sit down.
-she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me one weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever.
-PIG mum also popped me some drugs :P two fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry, one gingko and one garlic, which i took with one small gulp of water, mug held 'incorrectly'.
-i've just spent the last twenty minutes getting my naruto fix. XD
-after breakfast, i went to the bathroom and tried to do a stinky unspeakable, but nothing came out, so PIG mum tootled me off for pincushion practice.
-'twas possibly the last one for the year! dr. lin laughed lots @ the christmas card i drew for her. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us off to see naz for a kebab. i handed him my card and present; him and hannah read and laughed.
-but then, he gave PIG mum and i our kebabs for FREE!! he even through in some corn chips for me!! :D
-when we sat down, we bumped into some church aunty ... aunty jenny lam, i think.
-PIG mum got us both carrot and apple juices, then i rang dearest dad, although i've forgotten where he is, sorry.
-then, PIG mum took us once more to the loo before driving us home. oh, BTW, i stretched ela all day, whilst PIG mum was driving.
-back home, i went to the loo once more before i plopped online.
-well, hopefully, aunty yvonne will come shower me in like thirty minutes! i'm off for my naruto manga fix, now!
-fingers crossed i can come back online after the shower, else:
-toms, dad and i are attending some cell group thing.
-amanda's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-then, it's off to the SHINE christmas party we're attending!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 74b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2005. lol, i just scraped past two grand. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when PIG mum finally called me over for dinner i had my leftovers from lunch, plus lotsa wombok and some fish. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-after that, i rang madam hippo and wished her a very happy birthday! we yakked for just over seventeen minutes, until she had another call come in.
-then i read john howard's autobiography till just after 8:30. PIG mum showed no sign of coming downstairs, so i took myself to the loo once and back to the computer without falling over.
-naruto fix time, now! :D
-toms: hopefully nothing, bar PIG mum taking me to see naz for a kebab! must remember to write him and hannah a christmas card.
-then aunty yvonne's coming to shower me in the arvo.
-then we're off to church for the SHINE fellowship xmas party! :D
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 74

hello there! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1770 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid of failure (3)". righteo, events for today?
-lol, i'm too happy to blog about anything other than that i HAVE FINISHED =ALL PHYSIO FOR 2011 WITHOUT FALLING TO MY DEATH!!!! XD
-another awesome thing to blog about: the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant has become the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant!! i was so depressed that it had closed down, and now i'm so happy it's come back!! :D
-we even chatted to the boss, who told us that the runcorn place had been snapped up by some korean company, and the owner didn't extend his contract. i told him twice, "i'm so glad you're back!" XD
-anyways, cathy came this arvo, and i had a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-sadly, she only gave me one slice of cheese for my toastie, which was ENTIRELY too thin - but she gave me a lil chocolate as well. lol, i want milk now!
-oh, also huge thanks to uncle yuk tai who came over this arvo and installed a new router/reconnected our internet!!
-well, it's almost 7pm now; i can hear the parents having dinner; they forgot to call me over too! well, hope i'll get fed tonight~ XD
-really dunno what's happening toms. hopefully i can see naz for a kebab; write him and his wife a christmas card. :)
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

wednesday post86c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4372, but i'm still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES for another day!!!! >< *sigh* the list grows ever longer. :( but since PIG mum's gleefully forcing poor em off to bed in ten minutes, just super-quickly?
-arvo tea was my charsiu bun! then amanda massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her sth like dark green with black spots today.
-amanda took me once to the loo before leaving; she's back on saturday.
-when PIG mum awoke from pigland, 'twas to immediately and gleefully force poor em offline and gleefully force poor ela to practise piano for ages. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and UNFAITHFUL god took away my ability to play.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, beforegleefully FORCING :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, whilst watching SBS's world news.
-then she claimed to plod her own twenty while i munched dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cucumber and some anapper. dinner was washed down first with one mug of water, then one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo then returned online.
-but then the parents decided to go see the xmas lights! i didn't wanna, but they dragged me along. :(
-but they were breathtakingly beautiful. :) we saw first place, third place and a highly recommended.
-back home, i went to the loo once more (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then returned online.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but itell myself i can survive, coz it's the last one for the year!!!!
-fingers crossed we can have lunch out somewhere~
-then i think it's cathy coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post86b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2940. lol, almost three grand. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, just to show off to amanda the power that she has over me.
-but a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-going to see xmas lights now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

wednesday post86

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 994 steps today (i'm certain i'll have passed one grand before the day's out XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid of failure (2)" and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after amanda leaves @ 6pm!! righteo, events for today?
-SURPRISINGLY, I HAD ANOTHER AWESOME SLEEP LAST NIGHT! USUALLY, I USUALLY SLEEP - woah, sorry, shrieking! >< i usually only have a full night's sleep only when i have a physio session, but yesterday, i guess SEEING vincent the physio was enough to completely bugger me out. XD
-anyways, after using the pot :P once @ 5:50am, i spent the ten minutes until 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and to use the pot :P once more when he left for work.
-then i snored, and snored, and SNORED! XD i also used the pot :P @ least three more times, before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever. i also took my dugs :P - one bilberry, two fish oil, one cranberry, one gingko and one garlic with one mouthful of water, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-seeing as 'twasn't 11:30am yet, PIG mum ordered me to go poop, and me, being the ever-obedient daughter, did. XD
-when aunty wendy arrived, i wrote out a christmas card for patsy, asked PIG mum please to bring me back a char siu bun back for arvo tea, then happily read my book club novel.
-around midday, i rang dearest dad, who was somewhere near the airport. then, aunty wendy fed me a banana, before frying me not six, not seven, not eight, but NINE dumplings for lunch! the dumplings were made for me by aunty june, and i enjoyed those with lotsa yummy wombok. funny thing though, era was mega clumsy - i managed to drop THREE forks onto the ground before i finished lunch, prompting aunty wendy to say that i was mega-tired!
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo, then went to clean my room while i continued reading sherlock holmes. john doe2 told aunty wendy all about his heart surgery. XD
-hey, amanda's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl with tonight's events, else it's just a bloody torture session for me toms with vincent the bloody physio (the last one for the year, hoorah! :D) and cathy coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post74c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3504. yeah, i'm just over 3.5 grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-back home, i plopped online till amanda arrived - like seven minutes early!
-i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle then i got creamed. amanda rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was putting elf's AFO on.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i held amanda's hands and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-sadly, horrid PIG mum told amanda only to gimme one cheese, meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin. the cuppa, white and two, was my cup for the day to drink 'incorrectly'.
-once i'd finished, amanda massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her dark blue with light blue spots today, while we watched ten's news.
-before she left, amanda took me once more to the loo. she's having steamed fish with vegies tonight for dinner.
-i listened to nine's news until PIG mum awoke from pigland and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for more than twenty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play decently.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED poor em to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill, before claiming to do the same herself while i munched dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa yummy wombok, some beef and some snapper. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip before i returned online and wrote out a christmas card for aunty wendy.
-toms: i can sleep-in!! XD aunty wendy's not coming till 11:30. when she comes, PIG mum'll have yum cha with aunty anne. hopefully she'll remember to bring me back a yummy charsiu bun! then it's amanda coming to shower me again toms. best of all, ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, 1.5 barely level spoonful's better than none @ all! and lol, PIG mum reckons she gives me more than that! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post74b

hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2007. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-breakfast was just half a banana.
-afterwards, i obediently went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-only 'twas too early to leave for lunch, so PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the gobbling :P table, where she forced me to complete more sudoku and crosswords. i also spent some time reading the toastmasters magazine.
-finally time to leave, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's odyssey disc all day, too.
-we had to wait awhile before a table was free for us. i got the yummy chicken kaarage udon while PIG mum got some tempura udon thing. we both drank green tea, and i also enjoyed drinking my fill of MSG for the day. XD
-back home, i tootled online till amanda arrived - like seven minutes early today!
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-then PIG mum tootled herself off for her comfy session with vincent the physio. of course, i understand when she says that it'd be better that she didn't haveta see him @ all, but seeing that she does, i can't help but be mighty jealous that all she has to do is lie down tummy-first and have vincent the physio do comfy things to her! XD
but kat jie jie came out for a chat. :) i got into trouble when i asked her what SPK stood for, and she said her chinese name. then, in all innocence, i asked was the 'P' word spelt 'PIG'? XD
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom before we left, and kat jie jie let ela grab a few lollies! :D
-*sigh* bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, December 19, 2011

tuesday post74

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1658 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid of failure (1)" and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FOUR MINUTES online tonight after amanda leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more @ 5:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and to use the pot :P once more when he left for work.
-then i snored, and snored, and SNORED! XD i also used the pot :P @ least three more times, before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-the funny thing was that she actually gave me THIRTY more minutes! usually, after giving me "fifteen more minutes," she's back before i reach the eighteen minute mark!
-when i swung myself over to the pot :P once for three more tinkles, PIG mum explained that she'd been reading the bible.
-after she got me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-hey, amanda's here, like seven minutes early! bbl, then~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 76c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3054. nice, i'm just over three grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-amanda made me the perfect arvo tea! :D that's this month all satisfied, phew~
-i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, amanda massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her sth brightly coloured like red with yellow spots today.
-congrats to her daughter, who achieved an OP6! she's gonna apply to study bachelor of interior design next year. but right now, she's gone interstate with friends, meaning amanda's all alone tonight. she's gonna have vegetarian hokkien noodles for dinner tonight.
-amNDA TOOK ME TO THE LOO - sorry, shrieking! >< - before she left, shortly after 6pm. she's back toms; fingers crossed she'll feed me a perfect arvo tea again!
-i listened to nine's news; when PIG mum came downstairs, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for more than thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and UNFAITHFUL god took away my ability to play.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the treadmill, before claiming to do the same herself while i munched dinner. rice tonight, with ... lol, i've forgotten. >< but i don't think i had any greens! XD just lotsa sweet carrot.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-after PIG mum finished her plodding, i went once more to the loo. of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything. then she wouldn't even lemme back online! ><
-nope, i had to write out all these christmas cards, then complete a mini-sudoku for PIG mum then watch her correct the first crossword i started from my prize book.
-finally, after one more loo trip (again, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) i was allowed back online!
-toms: umm ... PIG mum's turn to see vincent the physio toms ... wonder can we have lunch out/see a movie together? then amanda's back to shower me. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 76b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1450. righteo, continuing today's events?
-amanda came about seven minutes early, but she'd already rung around 3:30 and let PIG mum know that she was running late.
-i held her hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i got dried, creamed and rekitted. i didn't tinkle, realising while i was getting dried that i wanted to do my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-amanda passed me one big mug of water after my shower - my first i could hold 'incorrectly', then i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then i held amanda's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-awesome! amanda lemme make the perfect arvo tea! that's - bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, December 18, 2011

monday post 76

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1088 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'trials'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once when dearest dad returned home last and told me that man united had one, once more shortly after he kissed me goodnight, then snored all the way until he came to kiss me goodbye the next morning before leaving for work before using it a third time. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back in, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more, but couldn't tinkle, coz i suddenly felt like doing a stinky unspeakable so badly! however, i decided to wait until after breakfast, until PIG mum offered me the reprieve of gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forcing poor ela to open the tap five times.
-so i took that offer, and afterwards, settled down to three weetbix with the thinnest spoonful of honey ever. i also took my drugs :P - two fish oil, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic - with the cup held 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip before PIG mum tootled me off to see vincent. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy.
-of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung's odyssey disc all day, too. during the drive, era helped ela stretch for about fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm, holding each for a count of five, about forty times.
-phew, second-last torture session with vincent the bloody physio for the year. :) poor ela wasn't allowed any lollies, but neither did i haveta stand on the wobble board, so i'm not complaining.
-PIG mum tootled us home, and she gleefully forced me to do that crossword i was working on last night for another fifteen minutes before she lemme have lunch. dearest dad came home, too. :)
-we had one croissant each plus a bowl of creamy corn soup for lunch! nomnomnom~
-after lunch, i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before i plopped online.
-well, amanda's coming to shower me today.
-and i haveta hurry up and write my xmas greetings for 2011! christmas is THIS SUNDAY!! XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can return online afterwards, else i've gotta follow PIG mum to see vincent the physio toms! lol, relax, it's for her, not me. XD
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post74c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3708 and the final, final spam count for the weekend's now twelve. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-well, PIG mum watched me shower. i washed my hair today and she also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like twenty times. lol, i'm just thankful it's not fifty; usually, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to do each part ten times, but because dad was also showering, she lemme off with just five times each. (once dad showers, the water goes cold! we turn it hot again, but then dad's must go cold and he turns it hot again, then we go cold! repeat repeat repeat XD)
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my socks, AFO and shoes, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-dinner still wasn't ready yet so i watched ABC's news while the parents tried to figure out how to enlarge the pages of the crossword puzzle book i'd won for toastmasters. dad figured it out, eventually. ;)
-dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, some soup potato, carrot and tomato and several wee chunks of soup beef. dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup. i'm not really a fan of soup, but apparently, both helena and liam commented on how my face has cleared up recently!
-dinner was washed down with a bowl of soup, after which PIG mum ordered me to sit and work on a crossword puzzle for fifteen minutes.
-one more loo trip before i returned online. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< i tell myself i can endure ... only two left until christmas break! XD
-not sure if PIG mum can take me somewhere nice for lunch ... depends whether dad can come back for lunch with us ...
-amanda's coming to shower me in the arvo. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy sth from the bakery for arvo tea!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, December 17, 2011

sunday post74b

hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3350. righteo, continuing today's events?
- i used the pot :P three times last night and once more @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled john doe2 and successfully fell back asleep with him before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for two tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen and gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix before letting me sit. the three weetbix i enjoyed with the shortest and thinnest spoonful of honey ever, and afterwards, i took one small mouthful with the cup held 'incorrectly'.
-i went once more to the loo before dad tootled us off to church.
-because bible study's finished for the year, we're back @ 9am, down in A1.
-but score, i didn't haveta stand for worship today, coz helena sat with me! :D neither did i sing, not knowing any harmony, but era did clap along to two songs.
-speaker today was liam, and he delivered a pre-christmas message. which reminds me, i really must get this christmas message of mine written and sent out! XD
-afterwards, i sat chatting with helena. they no longer live @ northlakes, and her youngest, aisling (pronounced 'ashling') has gone to china for an ICC mission trip! afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-kathy came over and asked that i write a note to congratulate daph and thomas on the birth of their little baby girl! she's got a funny english name ...karis! (haha, facebook is your best friend. XD)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then dad tootled us home.
-i did a stinky unspeakable when i got home, then dad tootled us out to have lunch with lee @ cafe mi!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived. lee got there like thirty minutes late, citing traffic.
-we shared sth ... i had some yumy sweet and sour pork, pineapple, two scallops and broccoli, and drank maybe 2/3 of the cold milk tea.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more after lunch, and when i walked back, i stopped @ sultan's kebabs. "naz, what are you doing here?" i asked him. "today's sunday!" naz laughed. "it's almost christmas." he replied. "so i'm here everyday." lol, fair enough.
-we said bye to lee @ the 4WD; i'm not seeing him till next year, coz he's going on hols!
-dad tootled us home, i used the bathroom once then plopped online till letty came!
-lol, she wasn't @ church today coz she ... slept in. XD
-we just chatted all afternoon. dad came and gave us watermelon to eat; letty went and poured me one cup of milk afterwards! "coz i know you love milk." she explained. lol, but fruit and milk's a weird combination! anyways, 'twas my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-letty taught me that aspirin's different from panadol coz it's anti-inflammatory.
-before she left, i went once more to the loo.
-after she'd gone, i tried ringing madam hippo once, but without success. instead, i rang aunty nga, and talked with both her and aunty lai. mickey pig was a brat, though, coz he was too busy playing with his toy cars and making sound effects to talk with em biu jie. XD
-PIG mum demanded to talk with them also; while she was talking, i went to the loo once more.
-two alases. one, the news simulcast isn't working tonight and two, PIG mum says i need a shower soon. poor ela. ><
-again, hopefully i can come back online afterwards, else it's prolly just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me, and amanda coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post74

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3044 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'getting older'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's ten (teehee, just made double digits! XD) and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after my visitors (presuming i get some :P) leave!! righteo, events for today?
-firstly, sorry about last night. when 8:15 came around, and neither parent showed any sign of stirring, i yelled upstairs and asked could i please have dinner. dad came downstairs and Forced me to walk and get it myself. *sigh* honestly, whenever i walk, i SWEAR that i bear ALL my own weight; i just ask that you walk behind me to steady me should i fall. for some reason, dad refused, then further went off @ me, culminating in him losing his temper, throwing out my dinner and switching off the computer. but @ least i got to record down my final plodding total first, if not the events for today.
-anyways, someone's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, okies? else it's prolly just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms, and amanda coming to shower me in the arvo.
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post74c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1467. righteo, goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post74b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1063. score, i'm just over one grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-when amanda hadn't arrived by 4:15pm, PIG mum handed me the phone and told me to call CODA. ahmay (sp?) answered, saying that amanda wasn't coming till 4:30.
-actually, amanda arrived @ 4:36. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to amanda who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. amanda rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was putting my knickers on.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held amanda's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-*sigh* amanda used to gimme awesome afternoon teas. that was, until horrid PIG mum stepped in and said only one cheese. :( meaning 'twas ENTIRELY too thin, but i showed her my displeasure by squirting her a :o( with the mayo. oh, and a >< for the other slice of bread. XD
-the cuppa, white and hopefully two, was my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-i asked amanda to please turn on seven's news @ 6pm, and also to start massaging ela. ela got massaged pink today (eww! XD) with black spots.
-but PIG mum came downstairs and shooed her away @ 6:15! i protested that it wouldn't be two hours until like 6:36, but PIG mum sniped back that amanda had been late in getting me home from toastmasters back on tuesday and could therefore leave earlier tonight.
-but amanda took me once more to the loo before leaving. she's back on monday, tuesday and wednesday! hmm, will haveta try arrange sth for arvo tea.
-well, nine's news didn't feel like co-operating tonight; may haveta go read articles from news.com.au.
-oh! but must finish madam hippo's birthday story first!
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, December 16, 2011

saturday post74

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 770 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'moving on to maturity (2)'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning when PIG mum left for work. then i spent the ten minutes till 7:45 having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then i tried to fall back asleep with john doe2, only i couldn't find him! "dad, i've lost john doe2!' i squeaked @ dad when he came back inside after sending PIG mum off. dad had a look around the bed, then laughed, picking my teddy from off the ground. 'the silly bear wriggled himself all the way to the pacific ocean." he laughed.
-anyways, john doe2 and i cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more @ 8:30 and again @ 9:45am.
-
-tess arrived slightly after 10am today, and gave me just over ten more minutes of sleep before digging me up, getting me kitted then leading me over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. ela enjoyed her one weekly reprieve, and i also drained the mug of water 'incorrectly' before going to do a stinky unspeakable. oh, and thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, then tess and i walked arm-in-arm out to the gobbling table, where she fed me lotsa breakfast! :D
-first, there was one bowl of fried soya-sauce coloured vegetarian vermicelli that rodel had made, then there was one slice of toasted sultana bread with some margarine, then there was some of dad's ham and eggs, to which i asked tess to please add in one slice of cheese for me, and finally, there was the other half of the twin sausage bun i'd bought from garbo two nights ago! oh, tess also made me one cup of tea, white and two, which was my second cup to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after my huge breakfast, i continued reading sherlock holmes, while tess massaged ela for around forty minutes. i also played with her iphone, checking both my e-mail and facebook. and guess what? tess says when she gets her new iphone, she'll give her old one to me, free!!
-around midday, tess took me to the loo for two tinkles while she made me some milo, sweetened with a lil sugar, my third to hold 'incorrectly'..
-after i beat the eggs for her, tess made me some fried rice!
-whenPIG mum came home, tess took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, before i signed her off and said my thanks and byes.
-for lunch, i had half a bowl of fried rice plus one long corn! one dad peeled one yummy lychee for me. :)
-lol, dad's the big sweet potato, i'm the little sweet potato and PIG mum's the sweet potato head, only dad's changed his mind: i'm now the sweet potato dessert soup! XD
-i went once more to the bathroom before plopping online. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who couldn't be bothered watching her only disabled daughter walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-just chatting to serena now; hopefully amanda comes @ 4pm to shower me.
-righteo, hope to see you tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 72c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 4020. yay, i'm just over four grand. XD but expect a teeny plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere! XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i happily read some stories i'd written in the past, but by 8pm, eft was yowling "feed me!!" and i yelled upstairs for PIG mum, who kindly came down and microwaved me some dinner.
-no greens tonight! XD rice, lotsa tomato, some pork and one tiny chunk of egg, which i of course saved for last. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who claimed that she was 'too tired' to watch me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-but that just means i'll try my hardest to stay online till 9:45 before going to bed tonight! usually, i'd try for 10pm, but coz i know PIG mum's working toms, 9:45 i'll try for. but she'll prolly force me offline @ 9:30. XD
-toms: tessa's coming @ 10am. sleep-in!! XD
-and in the arvo, i'd better write my xmas greetings for 2011!
-amanda's coming to shower me in the arvo. she's nice. :)
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 72b

hello again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 3927 (lol, almost four grand. XD). righteo, continuing events?
-i started with some weight bearing on ela, then some sit to stands.
-my last session with luna ended with some stepping.
-then, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for a kebab!
-and woah, he kept his promise to gimmee cornchips with my kebab, rather than have a microwaved kebab (burrito!) in fact, he gave me an entire burger bucketful!
-we bumped into aunty jo ans on-tao! PIG mum got sth from lili's
-after lunch, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then tootled us off to sunnybank private to collect dearest dad.
-i waited in the car for her and sang 20% of my second-favourite song while she went inside to find dearest dad.
-then, she Forced me to walk into the hospital. i sat on the couch and continued singing while PIG mum went back to dad, reaching 41% of the song before PIG mum came back and took me to see dad!
-at first, i was panicked, coz i couldn't see dad, but PIG mum reassured me that dad was just using the loo.
-phew, dad's okay. :) i gave him a big cuddle and he settled in the recliner chair beside me. we both read the day's courier mail, while PIG mum watched some television show about prince william and kate middleton.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo then we continued our wait for the doctor.
-lol, the nurse told us, 'he'll come in fifteen minutes." of course he didn't! XD
-when he did finally come, PIG mum and dad went in to see him, while i waited outside, browsing some more newspaper. then we were free to go!
-PIG mum tootled us to uncle colbert's place, to check their alarm and their mailbox, then back home. i tootled online till aunty yvonne arrived just after 5pm.
-i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty yvonne who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty yvonne turned the nice hot water off, she dried me, then i got creamed. which reminds me, the jar's empty now! i need a new one! aunty yvonne rekitted me, and i only had the one tinkle when she was putting elf's sock on.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, i held aunty yvonne's hand and walked to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i had the yummy fish bun i'd bought from breadtop last night, yumyum! perhaps it's just me, but i thought i tasted some potato, too? aunty yvonne also poured me one mug of milk; that was my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i finished, aunty yvonne took me to the loo for one more tinkle before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes.
-the parents returned home soon afterwards. PIG mum headed up for pigland immediately. XD
-but someone's trying to ring PIG mum's mobile! they've rung twice already~
-righteo, i'm off for my naruto fix now, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, December 15, 2011

friday post 72

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3682 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's ;moving on to maturity (1); thirdly, the spam count for the week's nine and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after aunty yvonne leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-actually, no, let's start with last night's events first!
-cathy came, and after a nice quick shower, we were off to garbo!
-seeing how close to christmas it was, i'd tried appealing to PIG mum's nature and asked her could i please use sparkless all night, to avoid all the crowds, but horrid PIG mum would only compromise: i had to either walk to the library, or the foodcourt. i chose the foodcourt walk, it being the shorter one.
-in the library, i settled down with feist's and wurts' collaboration of servant of the empire, which i read happily for fourty-five minutes.
-cathy came back for me @ 6:30, took me once to the loo (where i let era quickly open the tap lotsa, lotsa and lotsa times) then i pushed sparkless and walked into foodcourt.
-and for the FIRST TIME IN SIX WEEKS, I HAD KFC!!!! XD sadly, they didn't have any krushers, for some strange reason, but the guy gave me TWO orange juices! dunno why, but cathy only let me drink one, but hey. no biggie.
-cathy also shared with me two slices of garlic bread! i gave her a heap of chippies for that.
-one more toilet trip afterwards (another chance for era to open the tap lotsa, lotsa, lotsa and lotsa times) and we went christmas present shopping!
-this time, i picked up the wooden golf buggy for dearest dad. there's also a really cool train, but that's THIRTY bucks; if i'd gotten that for dad, i wouldn't have had enough left over for PIG mum!
-but i got PIG mum two presents, yup. one for her birthday and one for christmas. one gift i know she wants; the other, she'll prolly kill me for. XD
-and i even had enough to buy bread for my breakfast this morning! :D
-but sadly, not enough to buy a soft serve. then cathy stepped in! after taking me once more to the loo (one final time for era to open the tap lotsa and lotsa times), she drove me to the warrigal square maccas and shouted me a soft serve!
-but 'twas still too early to head home yet, so cathy and i went to find some christmas lights!
-we looked around near pole's place. there were some nice ones, but nothing spectacular. cathy showed her evil side by asking should she RUN OVER an elderly couple that were walking hand-in-hand along the road! o_O XD
-back home, repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz.
-friday: unsurprisingly, after such an adventurous day yesterday, i slept right through till 5:50 before nature called.
-after using the pot :P once, i had a silent prayer to god and asked him please to look after my most beloved dad today during his minor surgery. then oem and i snored (john doe2 had rolled outta my reach onto the floor, the silly bear XD)
-when dearest dad came to kiss me good-bye before uncle sam tootled him off to the sunnybank private hospital, i stood up to hug him. clumsy ela swung her arm around dad's shoulder, too. dad picked up john doe2 for me, then we cuddled and went back to sleep, before PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-breakfast was half my yummy sausage bun i'd bought the previous night. i also drank one mug of yummy warm horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when i finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-AGAIN, WE LISTENED TO JACKY CHEUNG'S MUSIC -sorry, shrieking! >< - odyssey from like 2003 all day, and of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. once she passed the logan and miles platting roads intersection, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening my eyes once PIG mum reached coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then she opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-first, i went over to reception and gave margit her chocolates and christmas card!
-then, i went to the loo once upstairs.
-and, biggest surprise of all, PIG mum handed me a national geographic magazine before returning back downstairs to pay!!
-luna came for me with a walkbelt, then Forced me to walk into the gym.
-hey, aunty yvonne's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl! else it's just tess coming in the morning! hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

thursday post 73

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1956 (lol, almost two grand! maybe toms~ XD) steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's "god's word has the answer." righteo, events for today?
-surprisingly, even though i didn't have physio yesterday, i had another great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:50, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then john doe2 and i cuddled and snored, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more around 8am.
-more happy snorings and another pot :P trip before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was just one slice of toast with some strawberry jam. *sigh* just because PIG mum doesn't use butter, she decides that i can do without it, either. ><"
-that was with one mug of warm horlicks, held 'incorrectly', as was the water i took my drugs :P with: two fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry, one gingko and one garlic.
-i went and did my stinky unspeakable afterwards; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself. but i also leant against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jacky cheung's music odyssey from like 2003 all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-phew, today's torture session didn't involve any wobble board. :) vincent wouldn't let ela grab a lolly, either, but no wobble board, that's the main thing. and best of all, there's only two more torture sessions i haveta endure with him before the christmas holidays! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo afterwards, then tootled me off for pincushion practice. the really nice young receptionist said hi to us. :)
-i used the blokes' loo, coz there was someone using the female one. XD
-back outside, PIG mum kindly handed me a new idea mag until dr. lin summoned her favourite pincushion. XD
-afterwards, i went to the loo once more. dunno why PIG mum refused to take me; instead, she went to make my appointment for next week. funniest thing, just when i was turning to dak myself, the door opened! "eep!" i sueaked. "oh, sorry!" apologised the woman hastily, who turned around and exited. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us straight home, refusing my polite requests to go even to maccas for lunch. :(
-but lunch was several of aunty june's yummy dumplings in wonton peel, which were yummy even though PIG mum wouldn't lemme have any soya sauce with them. :(
-lunch was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i went once to the loo before plopping online just before 2pm. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-actually, i went once more just then @ 3:30. couldn't be bothered disturbing PIG mum, and didn't fall. :)
-well, cathy's coming in like twenty minutes; fingers crossed i can hit garbo tonight! i haven't had any KFC for like SIX WEEKS! ><
-but toms: dad's going to the hospital for some small op! PIG mum'll take me to the last (hopefully!) UQ physio session for the year! hopefully i can see naz for a kebab afterwards, then we're collecting dearest dad from the hospital.
-then i think it's aunty yvonne coming to shower me in the arvo? anyhow, if i can't come back online tonight, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post85d

good evening again! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4295. righteo,final, final events for today??
-after i went once more to the loo, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for about thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play even semi-decently.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before claiming to do the same herself, while i watched the world's strictest parents.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa ... lol, i've forgotten which vegetable, but i picked out all the mushrooms and gave them to PIG mum. chinese mushrooms are cool (i'm always pestering aunty a for some XD) but the white ones are disgusting! XD lol, i've even forgotten what meat i had that night, too! epic failure. ><"
-i went once more to the loo afterwards. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that her dinner was more important to her than watching her only, very disabled daughter walk safely to the loo and back. but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-actually, i went to the loo once more @ 9:15pm. this time, PIG mum was too interested in pursuing her television program to bother making sure her only, very disabled daughter make it safely to the loo and back, but again, i didn't fall. :)
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< but @ least i can sleep in! :)
-then, fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me somewhere yummy for lunch, coz i've got pincushion practise in the arvo.
-can't remember who's coming to shower me in the arvo ... cathy?
-but best of all, ice-cream night tonight! like i keep saying, 1.5 barely level spoonful's better than none @ all!
righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^