Sunday, June 30, 2013

monday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2213 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 750m or 33.2kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'let god restore you'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'out of the spotlight' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after one more loo trip, the parents tootled me off to ray's place for hotpot! for the first time ever, 'twas PIG mum who walked behind me up the stairs; luckily, i didn't fall down backwards and squash her! XD
-only kelvin didn't come tonight, but mel cheung joined us! well, she joined jeff. XD
-thanks to nat and pole who gave me food and thanks to huldah who peeled my hard-boiled egg for me! pole had come with me to the loo, and when i sat back down, my egg was waiting for me! i also ate: lotsa yummy wombok, lotsa 'gum goo' (say that in canto; those stringy long yellow mushrooms), one slice of beef, one fish tofu (the cubed stuff) and two yummy pork balls. oh, and mustn't forget the udon!
-i also whatsapped leanne and kwany throughout the night; kwany said he and mel were eating @ 'suncorp' but i whatsapped him back 'you mean "suncrop"? suncorp's just a bank'. so kwany went outside to the restaurant front, took a pikkie and sent it over! XD
-the parents came and got me @ 9:25pm, right after pole left. much thanks to kwany who poured me half a glass of milk before dad arrived; obviously, horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimmee any when we returned home. :o(
-sure enough, back home, instant bedtime. zzz.
-actually, fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, coz carol lockwood's coming soon, else toms:
-late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-only we're gonna have lunch with belinda's mum @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant! :D\
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^ 

sunday post 126b

heylo again and one final greeting for sunday! em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2003 (ha, i'm just over two grand xdadigi's final, final report: 1793 steps also equals 590m (ha, i'm @ least over 0.5km XD) or exactly twenty-seven kcal 26.6kcal XD) alas, however, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online!!! >< righteo, final, final events for sunday?
-when kwany arrived around 2:45pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let him in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-pole hadn't arrived yet, so we sat back down @ the computer table and kwany introduced me to candy crush. doubtless, PIG mum will be pissed; she has thus far adamantly refused to play it. XD
-before pole tootled us out for drinks @ sakuraya, i went once to the loo.
-i got my usual favourite, the yummy okinawa chocolate milk tea with pearl, normal sugar but no ice. "it's too cold for ice!" i told the girl manning the counter, who laughed. XD
-kwany got himself a coffee frappe, while pole got herself a hot honey lemon green tea. i would've thought those two ingredients cancelled each other out, but pole says she can taste them both.
-we just drank and yakked about random things. kwany says education queensland's trying to send him far away to work!
-afterwards, pole tootled me back home. both kwany and i needed the loo, but i told kwany, "ladies first. go upstairs if you can't wait; the downstairs bathroom's mine." XD
-they both left just after 5pm, although i'll SEE POLE AGAIN @ 7:30PM, WHEN OUR SMALL GROUP MEETS @ RAY'S PLACE FOR HOTPOT! HOPE JEFF REMEMBERED TO BUY UDON AND THAT THERE'S E3GGS AND PORK BALLS ... woah, sorry, shrieking!! ><"
-both the parents are home now; PIG mum's obviously doing the pig business (i.e. sleeping XD) while i can hear dearest dad banging around the laundry doing goodness knows what ...
-toms: PIG mum's working the morning shift! meaning it'll be dad who takes me to UQ for physio. i presume i'll go delivering with him afterwards ... obviously i won't be able to help him like i did before the cruel and unfaithful god so wantonly destroyed my life, but still, i'm looking forward to being with him. :o)
-dad'll drop me back to PIG mum once she finishes work in the early arvo; fingers crossed i can have some udon for lunch @ the warrigal square sushi train for lunch afterwards!
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo. so fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme bring back an inari for arvo tea with her.
-righteo, farewell financial near (june 30th today!) and hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, June 29, 2013

sunday post 126

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 999 steps today (i'm serious; i'm tempted to just stand up and walk one more step forward! XD), which digi proudly reports as also equalling 330m or 14.7kcal XD; secondly, TWFT topic's 'confidence before god' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one. righteo, events for today?
-actually, PIG mum's suddenly said that kwany's gonna come visit me today! meaning i'll still be owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after he leaves!
-just had church today, nothing special. for worship, i sung everything but as always, meant absolutely nothing.
-dear uncle/pastor chong spoke today~
-for lunch, PIG mum bought me one yummy chicken kaarage rice; we shared an apple and orange juice.
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-hopefully, tonight i can go to ray's place for our small group hotpot!
-toms: PIG mum's working, so dad's taking me to UQ physio.
-fingers crossed i can have some udon for lunch afterwards @ the warrigal square sushi train! and that i can buy a sushi roll for arvo tea!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo~
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 126e

one final good evening! lol, i only get to manage five posts a day on saturday. XD anyways, em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4244, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 2.12km. his idiot owner promises to try and remember the number of kcal i've burnt while walking toms. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. alas, horrid PIG mum won't lemme ask kwany please if he can arrange any visitors for me this arvo, so i guess it's a lonely afternoon for me. :o(
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch @ plaza afterwards!
-and toms night, i'm off to ray's for small group hotpot dinner! righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 1`26d

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4158, which also equals 2.08km. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-alas, before aunty a arrived, PIG mum came downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately booted me offline.
-so followed a very painful standing calf stretch before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: coz i'm already going to ray's for hotpot toms night, i had another half bowl of rice, again stuffed with lotsa vegies. the parents and aunty a had hotpot themselves.
-dinner was washed down with one cup of honey lemon water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total and final, final events for saturday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 126c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @2654, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.327km or ... sorry, i've lost the kcal part. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'the light of the mind'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when annette announced her arrival two minutes before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then, after asking annette for one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' - i did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen and make my own cup of green tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'. i also sucked the teabag once. XD
-before leaving @ 6pm, annette took me once more to the loo. she's back on tuesday.
-me, i'm waiting for aunty a to come for hotpot! i'm happy, coz i have leftover fried rice for dinner. XD
-so again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, June 28, 2013

saturday post 126b

heylo again from the mainframe! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ ... uhh, no, idiot digi won't open for me. XD so i'll just note down that TWFT topic's "don't rush into this relationship (2)"  and start off with events for today!
~i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happy snorings with daddy bear resumed, and i slept soundly until 9:30am before nature called again! after another pot :P trip i spent ten more minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-when barbara arrived, i shook her hand then apologised, 'sorry, i can't see you very well without my glasses." XD
-dad gave me ten more minutes while he showed barbara around the house, then i got up and used the pot :P once more for three tinkles.
-after barbara got me kitted, she Forced me to walk over to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to barbara who squirted me some toothpaste.
-one more loo trip for me after that, then barbara Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-*sigh* i realise horrid PIG mum has already reduced my arvo toastie to only half; since when was my breakfast slice only half as well?! >< *sigh* but thanks to dearest dad who fried some yummy ham and eggs, although next week i'll haveta remind barbara to please toast the bread for me. i also drank one yummy mug of white tea, sweetened with one teaspoonful of sugar and one teaspoonful of honey holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-then, barbara tootled me out to sunnybank plaza to meet the mionion from despicable me! :D alas, all the disabled spots had already been taken when we arrived, but barbara found another parking spot elsewhere.
-then she Forced me to walk all the way to EB games, where dave the minion was already waiting! :D some lady manning the stall snapped two pics for us~
-thanks to barbara who got me one of those 'make your minion' clay set! i'll see what damage i can make with it. XD
-after that, barbara tootled me home, and i went and turned off the alarm before going back inside, where i immediately uploaded me and dave's photo onto facebook. XD
-barbara cooked me some fried rice and made me one warm mug of milo, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when dearest dad arrived home, she took me to the loo once more before leaving. barbara's coming back next saturday. she's got twin girls (in their early forties!) and her hubby's some kinda airplane engineer.
-dad served me lunch: half a bowl of barbara's fried rice (for all she said she didn't know how to cook it, 'twas yummy! you should take note, tess: she put oyster sauce inside, and it actually WAS brown! XD) then heaped to the brim with lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa yummy broccoli and lotsa sweet carrot. lunch was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-aunty a (and ronnie jie jie, if she can tear herself away from her korean dramas long enough XD) will come for hotpot tonight!
-toms: just church, nothing special. alas, there's no SHINE fellowship afterwards, nor will i get any visitors in the arvo. :o( horrid PIG mum won't lemme ask kwany can anyone please come visit me this arvo, coz i'm going to ray's for our small group hotpot toms night ... *sigh* guess it'll be a lonely arvo for me, then. ><
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 126

Good afternoon and heylo from my own smart phone!  enjoy the capital letters for the start of new sentences,  but excuse the random auto-text.  XD anyway,  today I have been hard at work plodding 2274 steps today,  which digi proudly reports as also equalling 760m or. 3. 5kcal.  XD okay,  don't ask me why the font has suddenly become enormous!  XD Righteo,  let's start off with last night's events first! -when dad called dinner,  I walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling table,  rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Dinner : the yummy rice tonight,  lotsa yummy broccoli,  lotsa yummy cauliflower and a little delicious chicken.  Dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup,  then I went to the loo once more before the parents tootled me off to pole's place for small group!
-pole did sharing,  and that was when I realised that the bible PIG  mum had downloaded for me only had the old testament!
-we also played charades before nat led bible study for the first time.  We are still doing the gospel in life series.  Thanks to Jeff who fed me one little chocolate freddo frog and some chips called curls.
-Was Nat /pole very long winded tonight or did we have lots to say? coz we didn't finish until I randomly looked at the clock and realise,  "hey,  it's 9:55! "
-back home,  repeat the usual nightly events,  then zzz~
-hey,  hopefully bbl with today's events!
cheers,
Em. ^^

friday post 148b

heylo again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2541 (ha, i'm just over 2.5 grand XD), which digi proudly reports as also equalling 850m or 38.4kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-so i went for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. when aunty lucia spread aloe vera over my body i had a third tinkle, and after aunty lucia rekitted me i had one final tinkle when she was repinning digi onto my pants for me.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where i enjoyed the chicken and cream cheese sushi roll i'd bought after lunch and plaza with one little fish of soya sauce and one mug of lemon green tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-also, someone called barbara from kyabra rang! turns out tess can't keep me company for three hours tomorrow, so she's coming instead! luckily, she knows the way to sunnybank plaza, so we should be right.
-before aunty lucia left, she took me once more to the loo.
-the parents returned about five minutes after aunty lucia left~
-tonight: i'm going to pole's house for small group!
-toms: barbara's coming @ 10am, then taking me to plaza to get my photo taken with a minion! :D
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. i can't wait to rub it into her that the smelly blues lost the second origin match. XD
-and aunty a's hopefully coming over for hotpot toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend! me off to get my naruto fix now. XD
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'togetherness'.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

friday post 148

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2320 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 780m or 35.1kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't rush into this relationship (1)"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's six but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am (just like yesterday), and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-returning back to sleep with daddy bear, i happily snored away until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. i used the pot :P once more.
-more happy sleepings with daddy bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever,one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-after breakfast, PIG mum ordered i go to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable for her. obedient me complied. XD i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-when that was finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to jacky cheung all day, too.while she drove, i kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes along coronation drive somewhere, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before ela opened and closed her palm fifty/sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-there was parking available for us, phew. PIG mum took me once to the loo then went back downstairs to pay.
-when anson came for me, i asked him had he been struck down with the flu back on monday, but he said, "nah, just too tired from the weekend." seems like someone's been partying too hard. ;)
-and hallelujah! the tilt table is broken! :D guess prayers do work every now and again~ XD for me, physio today was :passive calf stretch lying down on plinth, six laps walking and lotsa work for ela. the best part for me was bringing my queenslander jersey and demanding that male physio student wear it. XD originally, on monday, he'd been like, "when the blues win wednesday's origin, when you come on friday you can wear my blue jersey to remind you how much we rule," and i was like, "whatever. get ready to wear the queenslander one instead." XD so, when i saw him today, i was like, "hey, aidan!" when he turned around, i waved my maroons kersey @ him. "hey, you lost. suck it up, put the queenslander jersey on." aidan laughed, groaned, then obligingly came over. "if it's too small for you, you can just drape it over your shoulders." i laughed. poor aidan then sat back down @ the computer and continued working, wearing my awesome jersey. evil bec even took a photo of him. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to see naz for some lunch. thankfully, there was a parking spot available for us~
-unfortunately, naz was outta corn chips, so just a yummy kebab for me. and because elf had been so awesome holding herself in, PIG mum bought me a yummy chocolate with pearl! (although she stole a slurp. XD)
-we also bumped into mikey and chris, and before leaving, i went and bought one yummy chicken and chese sushi roll for arvo tea.
-when PIG mum tootled us off to warrigal square, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes then she opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-alas, there weren't any disabled spots available outside woolies, meaning PIG mum parked all the way over @ the sushi train before gleefully FORCING :( me to walk through woolies and buy random groceries like prawns, coz dearest dad's invited aunty a over to our place for hotpot toms night. actually, he didn't invite her but told me to whatsapp her and invite her. XD
-back home, i went once to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-hey, aunty lucia's just randomly arrived ten minutes early!
-well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-tonight i'm going to pole's place for small group~
-toms: tess comes @ 10am, and she'll take me to sunybank plaza  to meet a minion from despicable me!
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, and
-aunty a should come over for dinner toms night for hotpot. ugh, no rice. XD remember, the rice bucket doesn't feel full without having rice for dinner. XD
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 148e

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday nowq stands @ 3082. ha, i'm over three grand. XD digi's final, final report for thursday: 3082 steps also equals 1.03km (ha, i'm also just over 1km today XD) or exactly forty-seven kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for thursday?
-at just after 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio @ UQ with anson; hope he's all better! actually, alison didn't say he was sick on monday, just that he was busy ...
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards and buy a sushi roll for arvo tea!
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms~
-and hopefully PIG mum'll lemme go bowling with all the workers toms! there's actually FX on toms night, but the topic's 'why work'? and therefore not exactly relevant to the workers. technically, i'm not one, but i'm around their age, so yeah ...
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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P.S. how cool; it's not often that i get to post five times in one day ... XD

thursday post 148d

good evening again! guess what, idiot digi won't open for me. XD so, continuing with tonight's events?
-after gleefully booting me offline, first, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced mostly ela (there was one exercise just for era and two exercises for both) on 50+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-and finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the stupid treadmill for her.
-then i went once more to the loo for two tinkles slowly and safely there and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa cos lettuce, some beef? definitely some mince and two wee chunks of ginger. tastes pretty yuck, but PIG mum's always going on about how it's healthy for you, kills germs and everything.
-as PIG mum was still plodding her own twenty-five minutes (and running continually to check on her chicken drummies), i couldn't really keep my eye on the time and see did she really plod twenty-five minutes. instead, i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, again rising above god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total and final, final events for thursday plus what's happening on friday, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 148c

good evening! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2960, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 990m or 45.1kcal. oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'imitate who?' righteo, continuing today's events?
-did i go and do a stinky unspeakable before leaving for chi link? i've forgotten, but probably. XD
-we listened to westlife's 'greatest hits' album all day (eighteen songs in that album!) and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm like sixty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum parked somewhere, took me once to the loo first, then i sat waiting for lei shifu to come and gimme a comfy massage.
-i've realised: i feel safer flipping to the right. anyways, the massage was comfy, if rather painful @ times!
afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the downstairs food court for lunch.
-only gr8 had closed down! >< instead, PIG mum bought us one baked pork chop rice with tomato sauce and diced vegies and one chicken congee to share. we just drank water.
-before driving us home, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-back home, i plopped briefly online, until joey arrived to gimme a pilates session! but the naughty girl wouldn't accept any pay from PIG mum, saying i can just buy her a drink @ sakuraya sometime!
-with joey, i did some bridging, raising both arms to touch a cushion joey was holding above me, some kinda curl ... joey was teaching me about some layer of muscle under my tummy. lol, the hardest part was getting back onto the couch from the mat! XD indeed, PIG mum was so unsatisfied with me, she gleefully forced me to watch her demonstrate the motion again! XD
-today, carol arrived about seven minutes late, citing bad traffic.
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who helped rinse out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning digi onto my pants.
-we walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea together.
-*sigh* PIG mum and her gleefully restricting me to just half a toastie for arvo tea ... lol, come spring, i'm seriously considering just completely going off food and just drinking water until i drop the 10kg for her. wonder if i've the willpower to see that through? anyways, my nice cuppa, white and two, was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol massaged ela for about forty-five minutes today, painting her maroon with gold spots to celebrate queensland's great win over the smelly blues last night! there was enough time for a fifty-five minute massage, but she stalled for time by (1) blow-drying my hair for ages and (2) washing my arvo tea plate and cup for ages, too.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. not sure when she'll be back, really ... definitely next fortnight, for the toastmasters changeover function, but before that? we're not sure.
-anyways, dearest dad's just left for baddy, while horrid PIG mum's just awoken from pigland, come downstairs and immediately forcing me offline just so she can gleefully force me to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her ... only i'm still owed FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online!!! >< so, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

thursday post 148b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2704, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 910m or 41.3 kcal XD but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after one pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-returning back to sleep with daddy bear, i happily snored away until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. i used the pot :P once more.
-more happy sleepings with daddy bear followed, plus two more pot :P trips, before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P
-hey, carol should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 148

gooding 2640 steps today (which digi proudly repordding 2640 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 890m or 40.4kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "don't live in regret" but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online later!!! righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 148c

one definite final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3099. digi apologises for not having a report today; his idiot owner (me) forgot to check his report before she reset him. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-when carol arrived @ 3:57pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era)(, mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy pork salad roll PIG mum had kindly bought for me when aunty ... sudden mental blank XD was with me, plus one mug of green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol massaged ela for thirty minutes, while i finished munching then read the hunger games for ten minutes.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo. i won't see her all next week, coz she's going for a cruise!
-after carol left, PIG mum quickly downstairs, immediately and gleefully booting me offline.
-thus followed 30+ minutes of exercises for poor ela, followed by some for era.
-next was a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. usually it's twenty-five, but i got outta the last five coz origin was beginning!
-so, GO THE MIGHTY MAROONS, and hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 148b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! lol, idiot digi won't open for me. XD instead, i'll just note that joni's devotional topic's ... wait, PIG mum's kindly opened digi for me. XD New final plodding total: 1648, and joni's devotional topic's 'drifting'. alas, PIG mum's booting me offline to do goodness knows how long of exercises for her ... well, just noting down that i'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online!!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

wednesday post 148

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1301 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'faith is' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-ONE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! lol, i think i had an awesome sleep last night coz PIG mum had chucked an absolute cow @ me last night after i'd tripped and smashed knee-first onto the tiled floor, ouch! my poor right leg has a whopping big bruise to show for that. >< anyways, nature didn't call until 6:20am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-returning back to sleep with daddy bear, i happily snored away until dearest dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work. i used the pot :P once more.
-more happy sleepings with daddy bear until PIG mum decided to come downstairs. i seriously don't understand that woman, she's always @ me not to let my footfalls sound against the tiles whenever i struggle to walk, but when she came downstairs herself this morning, she STOMPED SO LOUDLY she woke me up! XD one more quick pot :P trip for me, then.
-PIG mum's soon inside and poking me with "fifteen more minutes." when she comes back, i use the pot :P once more for three tinkles. after she gets me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast is two yummy weetbix with a miniscule fraction of a spoonful of honey, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. i also continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum demands i go and do a stinky unspeakable for her. obedient me complies. XD again, i also lean briefly against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-when that's finished, PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCES :"( me to walk to the 4WD. Of course, she gleefully forces poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to westlife's 'greatest hits' album all day, too. while PIG mum drives, era helps ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opens and closes her palm twenty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: three attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to pick items from floor, bending for ela to touch floor @ least ten times and ela to open door and hang onto rail. oh, she also grabbed one lolly. :o)
-huge thanks to PIG mum who stopped @ the runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) and bought me a pork salad roll before driving us home, where aunty amy was already waiting.
-aunty amy served me one yummy juicy pear.
-then she cooked lotsa yummy broccoli for me using the microwave! 'twas yummy, only very, very chewy! XD PIG mum came and chewed me out for having a wee drop of oyster sauce with them, but hey: (1) aunty amy offered, i didn't ask and (2) i prefer my food with some taste, thank-you very much! but oh well.
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets, with a short and thin streak of mayo. originally, i'd asked aunty amy please for a lil more, and aunty amy had gotten the mayo out and was squirting me one more line of mayo, but horrid PIG mum saw and immediately put an end to that, sigh. oh well, the warm milo was the second mug for today that i could hold 'incorrectly' (the first was the mug of water PIG mum had left me while she was upstairs changing).
-after lunch, aunty amy walked behind me once to the bathroom for three tinkles, while she made my bed for me.
-back @ the table, i happily read the hunger games while she did the rubbing for ela for about twenty minutes. lol, i hadn't realised how long i'd stayed over the loo for, by the time she started, 'twas almost nearly 2pm!
-before she left, aunty amy took me once more to the loo. she's not coming back next week coz she was only covering for aunty mecky, who's been out camping! aunty amy's divorced and has two daughters: both working down in NSW. One's twenty-four and doing optom, the other's twenty-three and doing marketing.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-origin two tonight! queensland MUST win to keep alive our hopes of taking eight straight series!
-toms: PIG mum's prolly booked me for a massage with lei shifu late morning. fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch afterwards, before carol lockwood comes to supervise my shower. alas, it's not a garbo outing~
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 125b

heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2861 (digi's final, final report for tuesday: 2861 steps also equals 970m or 43.3kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'wedding afterthoughts' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online for another time!!! cripes, the list keeps growing longer every single fricking time i go out. >< anyways, just super-quickly, coz PIG mum's booting me offline soon, final, final events for tonight?
-when carol arrived, i headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, carol and i held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-arvo tea was the second half of the yummy lunch i'd had, plus one mug of white tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, carol tootled me off to toastmasters!
-tonight's theme was japan; chi picked me for table topics! i talked about which cartoons i watched as a child.
-afterwards, carol took me once more to the loo, then drove me to the warrigal square maccas for the two dollar small fries and cheeseburger minus the pickle.
-i finished eating inside the gobbling table; PIG mum poured me some orange juice.
-must remember to thank aunty emily toms for the yummy black sesame dessert soup stuff she made us! i had like 1.5 mouthfuls tonight~
-toms: another torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-oops, i've forgotten the name of the cathay aunty that spent three hours with me last week, she's coming again.
-carol's supervising my shower @ 4pm.
-and it's origin game two toms night! queensland MUST win!! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, June 24, 2013

tuesday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2508 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 850m or 37.7kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT toic's 'earning the right to lead (2) but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after i get back from toastmasters tonight!!!!! argh, why does PIG mum always pick the night when i'm heading out to gleefully force me on ages of stupid exercises for her?! anyways, just quickly, coz carol lockwood's arriving in like ten minutes, events for today?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! (after all the excitement from last night, i'm not surprised!) nature didn't call until 7:30am~
-breakfast was two weetbix with less than one spoonful of honey.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable for PIG mum.
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio: standing and clapping, sat first go, picking items from floor, jumping!
-we had lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant! i went through @ least two meal choices before PIG mum allowed me the charsiu omelette with rice.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the warrigal square woolies and buy groceries for her.
-back home, she gleefully forced poor ela on 30+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful standing calf stretch for her.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-carol lockwood's just arrived; we're hitting toastmasters tonight!
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-another torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty amy will come mind me for three hours
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm
-and it's the second origin match toms night! queensland HAVETA win this match!!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 125c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3753. digi's final, final report for tonight: 3753 steps also equals 1.25km or 56.2kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-around 9:05pm, i went once more to the loo.
-back @ the computer, i rang leanne, who'd already seen my feist post! :D we yakked for like seventeen minutes~
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards! but baring that, any hot food will suit me, coz i HATES the cold! XD
-carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower and take me out to toastmasters toms night!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 125b

heylo again and good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3674, which digi also proudly reports as equalling 1.23km or exactly fifty-five kcal. XD ok, i'm still stupidly over-excited that i met feist, got his autograph and took a photo with him, so i'll just quickly note that:
-i went once more to the loo before joining PIG mum and dearest dad for dinner.
-alas, 'twas the yucky rice tonight, with lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa sweet carrot, one wee slice of pork and one little chunk of yummy snapper.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual tomato, potato, carrot and onion soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-righteo, off to play bejeweled now! fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9:15pm with the final, final events for tonight, my final, final plodding total for monday plus what's happening toms else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 125

good evening! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 3532 steps (digi proudly reports that as equalling 1.19km or 52.9kcak XD) today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'earning the right to lead (1)(; thirdly, joni's devotional topic's 'higher ground' but thirdly, i'll definitely be owed lotsa time online after dinner because i didn't get online until 7:25pm today! anyways, i've had a super-exciting day today!
-firstly, i had a great sleep last night, with nature not calling until like 6am.
-secondly, when we arrived @ UQ, PIG mum's mobile rang - it was the brisbane library lady offering us seats to the raymond e. feist event tonight!!! :D
-thirdly, PIG mum and i went and saw despicable me2 with carmen!
-fourthly, after a shower, half a toastie and a cup of coloured water (my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'), dad tootled PIG mum and i off to the brisbane square library and we listened to someone interviewing feist! poor PIG mum didn't understand anything he was saying (she hasn't read his books before) but i learnt that the pantathians are actually pronounced 'pant-AYE-thians', bot -pant-ATH-ians'
-we had to just stand and wait for about ten minutes before we were allowed in, but afterwards i even got a photo and autograph from mr. feist!!! :D
-dad drove us all home; he's whipping up dinner now~
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-has it been one month yet? i wanna have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant again!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower then taking me to toastmasters! fingers crossed i can get some maccas for dinner on the way back home!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, June 23, 2013

sunday post 125d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @2716. digi's final, final report for sunday: 2716 steps also equals 900m (sorry, not quite 1km, perhaps tomorrow. XD) or 40.6kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:10pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: 10am UQ physio session with anson. *prays fervently that the tilt table has internally combusted* XD alas, i know god won't bother hearing me; instead i'll just hope fervently that the tilt table will internally combust. XD
-then we're having lunch with carmen before we go and watch despicable me 2 together!!! :D
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. gosh, i hope alice will reply that carol can keep the showerhead on my back while i shower! i'll print that out and show carol the copy~
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 125c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2633, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 880m or 39.4kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'divine coincidences'. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-alas, PIG mum came downstairs and demanded i shower, poor ela. >< but hairwash today, and thanks to PIG mum who helped me rinse my hair out! apart from that, everything was as usual: PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts numerous times; i dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helping only with elf's AFO.
-afterwards, i went outside and showed aunty a all the stupid photos i took with joey and bee this arvo. XD
-dinner: alas, the yucky rice has returned. :o( that was with lotsa yummy broccoli, one enormous chunk of carrot, about four chunks of pork which was for some reason incredibly chewy and some yummy fish, snapper, i think it was.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total for sunday, the final, final spam count for the weekend, my final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 125b

heylo again and good evening! idiot digi won't lemme know how many steps i've plodded since sunday post 125. XD well, let's start off with last night's events first!
-when carol lockwood announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was putting on elf's sock and one last one when she was re-pinning digi back onto my pants for me.
-after rinsing under the shower chair for me, carol and i walked out to the gobbling :P table.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum had already divided my portions of arvo tea. but my lemon green tea was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes after i'd finished eating, taking me once more to the loo before she left @ 6pm. she's back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters!
-dad tootled me off to the cheung's house! i flopped on the sofa and watched some sherlock holmes series while some girls made dumplings.
-before dinner, mel kindly walked behind me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-dinner: one chunk of lasagne, three delicious dumplings and one big scoopful of rice! see, i'd mournfully told mel, "the rice bucket can't fill full without rice." and she'd replied, "oh, we've boiled some too! you want any?" with that, i drank one mug of yummy green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'; i also sucked the teabag once. XD
-and lol, how come i eat so slowly? by the time i'd finally tucked my last mouthful into my mouth, the washing up had been completed and we were already a good way through the movie! XD
-suddenly, mel says, "right, who wants ice-cream?" jordan/jayden cheered yes, immediately seconded by me.
-and PIG mum, you should learn: mel gave me @ least three big SCOOPS of ice-cream, not the barely level spoonfuls you gimme each wednesday! XD also thanks to mel who gave me half a mug of milk to hold 'incorrectly' and drink; goodness knows PIG mum wouldn't gimme any tonight!
-mine was delicious mint choc chip flavoured; there was also green tea flavoured ice-cream!
-after the movie ended, we watched the three mini-movies~ thanks again to mel who walked behind me once more to the loo; again, i managed fine by myself.
-outside, sam and jayden played wii super smash brothers! "ooh can you please play a blue kirby for me, please?" i asked sam. "he's my favourite character!" (indeed, my old e-mail address was bluekirby@mail2emily.com! they played, and @ the end, sam turned to me. "won for you," he grinned. :o)
-suddenly, the parents arrived home and 'twas time to leave! i said good night to everyone and thanked the cheung's when i went home.
-back home, repeat the usual nightly process, zzz.
-today: awesome sleep last night, yay! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes till 6:35am having ng a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-returning to sleep with daddy bear, i awoke to use the pot :P once more and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for the canto service.
-happiness was falling back asleep again before PIG mum came and prodded me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one small bowl of coco pops, plus all these weetbix crumbs! i also popped all my usual drugs with one full mug of water - my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly' and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled us off to church. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' all day, too. i spent the short trip to church with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.

-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me attending the english service.
-today, bee sat beside me. :o) the best thing was that i got to stay seated for worship! i sang everything, plus the harmony for two songs, just meant absolutely nothing.
-after communion, speaker today was pastor chris. he didn't give a sermon title, but spoke from romans chapter three.
-when service was over, PIG mum took me to the loo once, then we rang aunty a and said we'd meet her for lunch @ plaza.
-we couldn't find anywhere to park for ages! finally, we made it downstairs into foodcourt.
-huh, how come PIG mum doesn't ask me what i'd like for lunch? she just goes and gets me one plate of boiled dumplings ... but i wanted some rice! so she trades one spoonful of her rice from lili's for one whole dumpling! hmm, methinks that was an unfair trade ...
-afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home, i use the loo once (of course, she gleefully forces me to do everything) then i walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-when joey and bee arrive, i walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and welcome them in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-alas, joey refuses to go out for drinks! ><
-instead, we sit @ the gobbling :P table and draw minions! we stuck them up on the wall, too!
-afterwards, we play with my ipad and (1) write canto words and (2) take stupid photos. dad's gone playing baddy and aunty winnie's taken lucky PIG mum out somewhere.
-before they leave, i use the loo once more. dad arrived home to cook dinner, and i presume PIG mum's headed upstairs to pigland. aunty a should arrive for dinner soon.
-fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else toms:
-mid/late-morning UQ physio with anson
-then, i'm going to watch despicable mw2 with carmen!!! we're meeting for lunch @ plaza first; wonder what PIG mum'll lemme have?
-carol's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, June 22, 2013

sunday post 125

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2120 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 710m or 31.7kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's "the 'red cross'"; thirdly, TWFT topic's "god's disaster-preparedness kit"; fourthly, the spam count for the weekend's only one but fifthly and most importantly i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after i get back from drinks with bee and joey!!!! only they should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, June 21, 2013

saturday post 125b

heylo again and good afternoon! back on the mainframe now, so excuse the lack of capitalisation for new sentences, but there shouldn't be any more random auto-text. XD firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1001, remembering that 600 of those steps were plodded last night @ ray's for small group. digi proudly says that 1001 steps also equals 310m or 14.9kcal; secondly, TWFT topic's 'god is committed to you' and thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's carrying burdens'. righteo, continuing with today's events?
~sorry, not aunty nag, but aunty nga! XD annie jie jie rang, said little mickey pig :P was @ school (on saturday? why?), aunty nga w as out grocery shopping and uncle fung was sleeping coz he'd been working the night before.
-then i just continued reading kylie chan's novel until 'twas time for tess to leave.
-more reading after she left, until PIG mum rang shortly after 1:15pm. "i'm coming home now, finally!" she said. "tell dad to feed you lunch first."
-so dad feeds me roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, topped with broccoli. i mean, half the bowl was rice, the other half, broccoli! luckily i like that vegetable! XD
-lunch was spooned down with one bowl of yummy apple and pear tea, before i walked myself slowly and safely over to the mainframe, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-actually, i've just taken myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-originally, i was gonna see the fast and furious 5 movie with dearest dad tonight @ the cinemas, while PIG mum went and attended cell group! she's upstairs right now, warbling her head off and practising the songs she's leading for worship tonight only aunty winnie rang just before 2pm and invited me along to their place to watch and practise translating movies! lol, i kinda feel like an old fart, she's invited people like jayden over too! i'm more than 1.5 DECADES older than him! XD
-toms: just church, again, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ sunnybank plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors toms arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 125

Good morning and hello from tessa's iPhone! Enjoy the the capitalisation at the beginning of every sentence but exude the random auto-text. Anyways, I have been hard at work plodding 731 steps today, remembering that 600 of those steps were plodded last night. Digi proudly reports that 731steps also equals 240m or 10.9kcal. XD anyways, let's start off with last noght's events first!
-after aunty Lucia left and I returned online, hoping to sit out the pissy two hours of Internet time that PIG mum allots me, she awoke from pig land, ce downstairs, gleefully and andediately forced me offline.
-first, she gleefully forced mostly poor ela on 60+minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED:( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Usually, she gleefully forces me to plod twenty-five minutes, but I looked at the time last night and realised there was not enough time to finish walking for twenty-five minutes, have dinner, use the the loo once more then get to ray's for small group by 7:30! So I asked PIG mum would twenty minutes be ok and thankfully, she said yes.
-so after dinner and one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to ray's place for all group and accompanied me up the stairs. Pastor chonh was with us tonight! Although Ben and Natalie weren't; I prese they had exams~
-uncle pastor chonh did devotion, teaching us that TGIF could mean thank god it's Friday but also today god is first. I immediately thought how about THIN? Today he is not...
Last night, we did the gospel in life series again, the session about communities. Yay for nay, last night was her first time to lead the study!
-huge thanks to ray who poured me half a mug of milk before I rang dad to come pick me up. Actually, PIG mum answered! Turns out uncle slam invited them over to his place to try out his new coffee machine!
-back home, immediate bedtime. Zzz~Today: I used the pot :p twice last night, once this morning and once more when PIG mum left for work, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance to get through today okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to my PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more around 9:20am.
-tess arrived five minutes early today! Dad was sweet, following her around and rinsing her not to bend over and stuff.
-at 9:30, I got u and swungyself over to the pot for two tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when I realised I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-before tess goth kitted, I have her a big hug, telling her I missed her lots last week. She hugged me back, saying likewise. :I)
-tess and I walked over to the bathroom, where I brushed my teeth. Thanks to tess who had already prepared everything for me.
-after drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, I went over to wash and dry era before tess and I walked out to the gobbling table for breakfast together.
-huge thanks to tess who made me one big bowl of vegetarian spaghetti Bol! Also thanks to dearest dad who made ham and eggs with very thinly cut sp ham! Oh, and my mug of tea, white and two, was the second for today that I could hold ''incorrectly'.
-then, while I payed with tessa's iPhone, she massaged ela for thirtyinutes and told me all about her hospital stay,
-at midday, tess took me once more to the loo for three tinkles.
-back at the gobbling table now, tess is cooking me lunch! Will drink my warm milo now, then ring u aunty nag.
-fingers crossed I canbbl, else:
-carol lockwood'scoming to supervise my shower at 4pm.
-dad and I might go to see the fast and furious 4/5 while PIG mum is attending cell group!
Toms: just church, nothing special. Fingers crossed I can have lunch at plaza afterwards and get some visitors in the arvo!
-cheers,
Em.^^

friday post 147c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 5392. ha, i'm more than half a normal person today. XD digi's final, final report: 5392 steps also equals 1.87km or 76.3kcal. XDA oh, but i'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! >< righteo, hope3 everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! yeah, i know: it's not even 5:30pm yet but it's already pitch-black outside, so therefore it's evening, ok? XD anyways, em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 4171, which digi proudly announces also equals 1.41km or 62.5kcal. XD righteo, continuing with last night's events?
-annette bought herself that two dollar cheeseburger and small fries deal (she had that docket), saying that she'd had a big lunch and wasn't that hungry.
-suddenly, ching and sylvia appeared! they said they'd just shared a large curry chicken rice for dinner.
-argh, fingers crossed i can bbl, coz i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online!!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, June 20, 2013

friday post 147

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3910 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.32km or 58.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'caring for those god cares about'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'commencement exercises'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's just one but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves around 5pm!!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-annette arrived one minute before 4pm; when she got here, i immediately went into the bathroom for my nice quick hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to annette who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era, no, wait, she helped with my calves too, just so i could leave quicker; usually i cream them myself too) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO; wait, again, she helped me pull down my shirt, etc., just so i could leave quicker). i went over to the loo for one quick tinkle, then out to get my hair dried, then we were off!
-alas, the traffic was terrible! >< meaning i didn't get to the garbo library and settle down with an orson scott card novel until like 5:05pm.
-still, that meant happy reading for eighty-five minutes~
-annette came back for me @ 6:30pm, took me once to the loo, then 'twas dinnertime!
-alas, awful PIG mum said that (1) i wasn't allowed to drink a krusher, only an orange juice and (2) i had to take one piece of chicken home for dad! sheesh, it's like she deliberately looks for ways to make my life a misery. ><
-anyways, aunty lucia should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else i had UQ physio today, saw naz for some fish and chips and will have small group @ ray's place tonight. toms, expect a pissy plodding total (unless PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( ME TO PLOD FOR TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES ON THE BLOODY TREADMILL - sorry, shrieking! - tessa's coming @ 10am for three hours then carol lockwood to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

thursday post 147

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1637 steps today, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 550m or 24.7 kcal XD and secondly, TWFT topic's 'debbie russell'. righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning @ 7:05am, before spending the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-third time lucky, i was happy that i managed to fall back asleep before dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work.
-obviously, there wasn't any time to fall back asleep coz writers group was starting @ 9:30am, but PIG mum came downstairs and asked me, "do you wanna hibernate? it's really cold this morning." oh, if only she made that offer on tuesday or wednesday, when i had to see vincent the bloody physio for a torture session; i would've gladly said yes! but no, not today, because "writers group is on and homework's due!"
-so after fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles then PIG mum got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela) then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of warm water, which i drained holding the mug 'incorrectly' coz (1) i wouldn't have another chance to holds another mug today and (2) 'twas bloody freezing! >< during breakfast, while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to garbo for the creative writers group! of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ricky martin's 'almas del silencio' all day, too. while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel and luckily, there was a disabled parking spot for us waiting underground.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the library, took me once to the loo then left to try buy me some new tracksuit pants from sussan's!
-as always, group was awesome~ pat liked my descriptions; PIG mum demanded that i post what i'd written onto my special blog for her. obedient me has just done that. XD
-home work due next month: "love is ..."
-earlier, i'd told gabby how disappointed i was that i'd miss out on seeing raymond e. feist @ the brisbane square library, and she was like, "no, we'll go outside and try asking a librarian if we can get you a spot coz you're disabled." so after group ended, PIG mum, gabby and i all walked out together, where i asked a male librarian. he was like, "they should have some special seats for disabled people, try ring them again."
-we parted gabby near food court; PIG mum went to buy me one yummy chicken katsudon for lunch while i rang dearest dad, reminding him please to take PIG mum out for dinner tonight.
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car and tootled us home. i tried ringing brisbane city council to ask them if they had any disabled seats; the man on the phone tried contacting them for me but only got a busy tone so in the end, he texted me their number and said to try contacting them myself.
-back home, i did a stinky unspeakable then plopped online. trying the brisbane square library number several times, i kept getting the busy tone also, until i finally got through! the woman said that yes, it's all booked out but there are cancellations coming in, so if there are two more she'll gimme the two tickets!!! :D gosh, i hope someone suddenly cancels like, NOW! XD
-afterwards, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-yay, almost one hour for myself, now! wonder if the newest naruto has been uploaded yet?
-annette's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D
-toms: late morning UQ session with anson @ UQ.
-fingers cr5ossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards, and buy a sushi roll for arvo tea!
-aunty lucia's coming to suervise my shower around 4pm.
-and i'm off to ray's for small group toms night~
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after brea

wednesday post 147c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3237. digi's final, final report for wednesday: 3237 steps also equals 1.5925km or 24.3kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-awful news: alice has been made redundant and will leave CODA!! *wails* but i asked her, and she said 'twas fine for the carer to keep the hose on my back while i washed myself.
-i walked her out and gave her a big hug when she left. then i plopped online, first completing my writers group homework for tomorrow!
-when carol announced her arrival just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today. carol refused to keep the showerhead over my back, coz alice took the careplan with her! ><
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with only my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO and my shoelaces). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles, also singing about 17% of my shorter second-favourite song softly out aloud, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, carol Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the yummy pork salad roll that PIG mum had kindly bought me, plus one mug of lemon green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, carol massaged ela for thirty-five minutes. originally, there was only time for a thirty-minute massage, but PIG mum came downstairs and the two ladies kept yak, yak, yakking! it wasn't until i heard the ten news reader say goodnight that i was like, "eep, carol, time's up!"\XD
-so one more quick loo trip for me.
-alas, i couldn't return online afterwards, coz PIG mum immediately forced poor ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa cucumber and some yummy chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yummy apple and pear soup before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: writers group! :D yup, i've done my homework~
-fingers crossed i can have some yummy lunch afterwards~
-think i've got another appointment with epic toms arvo ... i've been with them for two months, but they still haven't found me a paid job yet ... ><
-but best of all, annette's taking me out for my fortnightly garbo trip toms night! :D
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 147b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding t6otal for wednesday now stands @ 3125 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.5625km or more than 22.6kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'know when to be quiet' and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'the new earth'. righteo, events for today?
-lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! 'twas still all pitch black when i swung myself over to use the pot :P but once back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 7:45am and to use the pot :P once more. after he'd left, i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-only for the second consecutive day, i couldn't fall back asleep!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half my delicious sausage bun that i'd bought from sunni bakery yesterday! oh, plus one full mug of water and all my usual drugs. :P i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay, whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-before leaving, i went once more to the loo for three tinkles. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, where she tootled me to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session of the week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also had to listen to her christian disc again all day today, coz she says she still hasn't chosen songs for her worship leading, but hopefully she'll remember that music choice is mine for both toms and friday. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, exercises for ela, bending to touch floor ten/fifteen times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, she also grabbed a lolly. 
-PIG mum kinsdy bought me a pork salad roll for afternoon tea from runcorn plaza hot bread (or whatever it's called now) before driving us home, where the new lady from cathay, aunty amy, was waiting!
-aunty anne and aunty bing ki came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch, while aunty amy served me some pear and banana.
-lunch wasn't toast with tuna in tomato and onion, but tuna with corn and mayo! remins me of how PIG mum used to make that!
-after lunch, i went to the loo once and asked aunty amy please to gimme a mug of water coz i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era, then returned to the gobbling :P table, where i happily read kylie chan's novel. i've almost finished it!
-lol, aunty amy's even worse than aunty mecky when it comes to doing the rubbing for ela! ela got rubbed for about ten minutes, aunty amy went and did something else until 2pm, then she was just about to resume when ding dong! alice arrived!
-hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

wednesday post 147

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1325 steps today but secondly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!! hopefully bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 124d

one final good evening! em's final, final ploding total for tuesday now stands @ 4312, which digi's final, final report for tuesday confirms that 4312 steps also equals 1.51km or 58.6kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:01pm, after PIG mum had finished plodding her own twenty-five minutes, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: another mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-but aunty mecky's not coming to mind me for three hours, coz she's gone camping! originally, dear aunty frances was coming, but some idiot thief damaged her car and now she can't. aunty enid says that some canto-speaking new lady called becky will come instead. hope she's nice! PIG mum's got aunty anne to shout her out for lunch, lucky thing~ hopefully she can bring me back a pork salad roll for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-cripes, it's really freezing, isn't it? >< anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. note to self: must remember to complete writers group homework after the new aunty from cathay community association leaves. the topic's 'light'.

tuesday post 124c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 4187, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.47km or 56.7kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-alas, PIG mum awoke from pigland, came downstairs, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-thus followed a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-bu @ least she went with me once to the loo and back before dinner, meaning i didn't really mind that she gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-dinner: the yummy rice tonight, lotsa cucumber, lotsa yummy onion, some mushroom (ok, i admit: i donated mine to PIG mum. XD) and a lil wee bit of PIG mum's yummy meat brisket. maybe some chicken too? lol, i've forgotten. XD
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, but i think she said i can stay online till 9:45pm, yay!
-so fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, final, final events for today and what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a great wednesday!
cheers,
em. ^^