Wednesday, July 31, 2013

thursday post 153b

thirty minutes later, heylo again! em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1650, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 480m or 24.9kcal. XD righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning around 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes until 7am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work sometime around 7:45am.
-after dad left, PIG mum was quickly inside my room and poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was roughly two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever. i say roughly, because there was only one piece left inside the box; the rest was just crumbs.
-i also popped all my usual drugs :P and drained one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly'. then i continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to garbo for writers group! while she drove, i closed both eyes and finished off my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-there was a parking spot waiting for us @ garbo, yay. :o) PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the library, took me once to the loo, then left maybe for a massage?
-as always, group was awesome. :o) today, we critiqued warren's longer story; i also used my sony ericsson brick and updated onto facebook. ;)
-homework for next meeting's sth about winter. PIG mum's already demanded i write about that toastmasters warm-up thing.
-thanks to harry (my si gong! ;) who waited with me until PIG mum came to collect me. PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the food court, where for our lunch we shared a single parmy burger, chips and an orange juice! originally, i was hoping for a parmy stacker, but you know how PIG mum's always about restricting me ... hey, no biggie.
-afterwards, when PIG mum tootled us home, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping briefly online.
-only briefly, coz joey came and gave me a pilates session!
-anyways, she's gone now, i'm back online and PIG mum's hit pigland.
-annette comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio with kate.
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch, and buy a sushi roll home for arvo tea!
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-dunno what's happening toms night, small group/FX, but i've just asked, so hopefully will receive an answer soon~
-again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 153

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1519 steps today (digi proudly reports that 1519 steps also equals 450m or 22.8kcal XD and secondly, TWFT topic's 'take the plunge (1) but joey will come gimme a pilates lesson very soon, so fingers crossed i cal bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 153d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3328. lol, i'm tempted to get up and plod five more steps, just to take my total for today up to 3333! XD oh, digi's final, final report for wednesday: 3328 steps also equals something slightly over 890m or sth slightly over 27.6kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: writers group! personally, i'm just hoping i can access the brisbane library wifi and post sth onto facebook! XD
-and didn't PIG mum say on sunday that she'd lemme eat KFC? coz annette's coming to supervise my shower this toms, but we're not going out, alas, even though it's the first thursday of august toms ...
-anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 153c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3231, which digi proudly reports as also equalling sth slightly over 870m or sth slightly over 44.1kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-aunty carly had given me sth for arvo tea - pandan cake! there were two slices, so carol enjoyed the other. in fact, she liked the cake so much, that's what she painted ela with today: pandan cake colour with cream dots! i also enjoyed one yummy mug of green mint tea, my last mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol massaged ela for twenty minutes. hopefully PIG mum'll make up ten minutes for poor ela tonight.
-before leaving, carol takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she'll be back next monday.
-i tootled briefly online. when PIG mum booted me offline the moment she came downstairs, i went once first to the loo for two tinkles. of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leant briefly against the side rail and asked percy the saint/angel please to help me get through tonight okay.
-thus followed 60+ (yes, MORE THAN ONE HOUR! ><) of exercises for poor ela.
-next followed a very painful standing calf stretch for poor elf.
-and finally, it culminated with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa home-grown spinach, lotsa yummy wombok, three wee thin slices of beef and a little yummy tofu and egg.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of fairly yucky (because it contained capsicum XD) soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm 9in ten minutes. XD) with my final, final plodding total for wednesday, the final, final events for wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 153b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ ... guess what, idiot digi won't open for me. XD just continuing today's events, then?
-carol arrived four minutes today, saying there had been congestion along newnham road somewhere.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i rushed and rinsed my own hair today.
-BTW, Joni's devotional topic's 'victim or victor'?
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles, also singing 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-after carol had helped me with my laces (i put the shoes on myself), she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< only i'm still owed EIGHTEEN MINUTES online!!! >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

wednesday post 153

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1661 steps today (which digi proudly reports as equalling 490m or exactly twenty-five kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to graduate with highest honours (3)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online tonight after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:35am, but before using the pot :P once @ 7:45am i first spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. kissing dearest dad goodbye and wishing him a good day @ work when he left ten minutes later, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drained holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-before leaving, PIG mum orders that i go do a stinky unspeakable for her. obedient me complies. XD i also lean briefly against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to see vincent the bloody physio for my second torture session with him this week. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the same thing all day, too. while PIG mum drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm fifteen times, holding each for a count of ten.
-physio today: three/four attempts before staying seated, walking around with ela bent, opening door with ela and ela holding onto the handrail and bending for ela to touch floor @ least twenty-five times. kayla's just super-adorable~
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, where aunty mecky was already waiting.
-i sat down @ the gobbling :P table, but PIG mum gleefully and randomly FORCED :( me to walk over to the couch and tried playing the bible part two for me again. aunty anne also came to shout lucky PIG mum out for lunch.
-again, the episode petered out! >< i went back to the table and rang CODA claire answered and put me through to aimee, who explained that annette hasn't left for her holidays yet and will come supervise my shower toms.
-lunch was another chunky soup, some ham and pea one. i'm definitely not a big pea fan! thanks to aunty mecky who very lightly buttered one slice of toast for me; my mouth and era tore that into bite-sized pieces and dropped them into the soup.
-after lunch, i went once more to the loo for two tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty mecky began the rubbing for ela for barely twenty minutes, while i read the book club novel.
-after that, aunty mecky took the next forty minutes off, washing the dishes then just watching television. she also kindly made me one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik, my first official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when PIG mum arrived home, aunty mecky took me once more to the loo then ran away five minutes early!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-ice cream night tonight! :D
-toms: writers group! i'll try to access their council wifi again~
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme have some KFC for lunch! she said i could yesterday!
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 130b

heylo again, good evening and final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2384 (digi's final, final report for tonight: 2384 steps also equals 710m or 35.8kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'miracles of the spirit' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after PIG mum boots me off to bed!!! >< argh, the list grows longer every time i go out ... >< anyways, just briefly, final, final events for tonight?
-carol came about three/four minutes late and supervised my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to her who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, arvo tea was the second half from my yummy lunch earlier today, plus one mug of mint green tea, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-carol drove me to toastmasters for our speechfest tonight! 'twas great~
-afterwards, i grabbed a happy meal for dinner @ the warrigal square maccas and got my third minion toy! :D
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will spend three hours with me starting from 3:30pm. i'm planning to watch part three of the bible documentary, which PIG mum's kindly taping for me right now! :o)
-carol will come supervise my shower
-and best of all, ice cream night toms night! like i'm always saying, a little's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, July 29, 2013

tuesday post 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2184 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2184 steps also equals 650m or 32.8kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to graduate with highest honours (2) but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIVE MINUTES online online after i get back from toastmasters!!!! >< anyways, events for today?
~woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:35am, but i waited ten minutes before using the pot :P coz i thought dearest dad might leave @ 7:45am. when he didn't, i used the pot :P once, but the most amazing thing was that by the time dad left for work ten minutes later, i'd already fallen back into a light doze!
-oh, while waiting to see if dad would come kiss me goodbye before using the pot :P, i had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-falling asleep with daddy bear and using the pot :P once again later, i happily fell asleep again with daddy bear. waking up sometime around 9am, i counted myself fifteen minutes, then yelled, "ma da! (in canto XD) don't we haveta get up yet?" her hilarious response, "fifteen more minutes." XD
-when PIG mum came fifteen minutes later, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three more tinkles and she got me kitted, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. over breakfast, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill for her for twenty-five minutes.
-eep, less than ten minutes left! just quickly, then:
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio
-lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant
-saw fiona from epic. still jobless, but @ least she kept the whole hour appointment and didn't cut it fifteen minutes short like she did last time.
-carol's coming to supervise my shower than taking me to the toastmasters speechfest tonight! fingers crossed i can get some dinner from the maccas drive-thru afterwards!
-toms: another torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours from 11:30am.
-carol will come supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and it's ice cream  night toms night! :D like i keep saying, a lil's better than none @ all! righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 130d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4128. digi's final, final report for monday: 4128 steps also equals 1.23km or 62.2kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after i'd returned online, the phone suddenly rang and i answered it; PIG mum having left me the phone so she could watch the X Factor without interruption.
-'twas aunty jo, looking for me! the funny thing was that i couldn't quite place her voice! XD when i sheepishly asked her who she was, she laughed, and instead of telling me, gave clues like, "i'm tall, sometimes i have long hair, i'm married ..." but i didn't pick up who she was until she said, "i once shouted you roast duck rice @ cafe mi." XD basically she told me that she and aunty shuk lai jie jie were coming to visit me, saturday @ 1pm.
-after the phone call finished, i went once more to the loo 9of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk twenty-five minutes (actually, 25:01) on the bloody treadmill for her.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant/sunnybank oriental afterwards!
-carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, then taking me to the toastmasters speech fest! fingers crossed i can buy some dinner home from maccas afterwards! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
ewm. ^^

monday post 130c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ ... nope, digi won't lemme open him. XD just continuing on with tonight's events, then?
-when the parents called dinner, i asked PIG mum, "but i thought you wanted to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill for you?" she replied, "well, you can either walk now while dad eats, or we can eat together and you can walk @ 9pm." well, usually, i prefer to have all the stupid exercises done for PIG mum before i have dinner, but i'm not likely to turn down the chance of dinner with dearest dad; PIG mum already tries to severely limit the time i spend together with dad, for fears we'd clash, so today, i chose dinner first.
-before dinner, i walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, but no greens! XD just lotsa soup tomato, potato, carrot and onion, a few wee slices of king salmon, maybe some beef? and about three yummy slices of beef, which i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was washed down with one bowl of the usual tomato, potato, carrot, beef and onion soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online. actually, dad said he'd added capsicum into the soup also; dunno why i couldn't taste it? i'm not a fan of capsicum!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl around 9:30pm with my final, final events and plodding total for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 130b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2491 (which digi proudly reports also equals 740m or 37.6kcal XD). righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived just before 4pm, PIG mum hadn't hit pigland yet, so she went and let carol in.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today. while i washed, poor carol ranted on about how she'd had a crappy weekend coz sunshine bu
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO and both shoelaces).
-when i walked over to the loo, i asked carol please for one mug of water, which was my first to hold 'incorrectly' then i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking percy the saint/angel, please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-for arvo tea, i enjoyed one yummy inari (i discovered i couldn't cram one into my mouth with only one bite XD) plus one mug of yummy green mint tea, my official cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol massaged ela for twenty-five minutes, painting her sth related to the 'dun darn' (say that in canto) that PIG mum sometimes makes.
-before leaving @ 6pm, carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles. she's back on wednesday and will have lobbies for dinner tonight.
-me, nature's calling. >< dunno if i'll be back after dinner tonight; if not, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yup, i managed to take myself slowly and safely one to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over~ that was after nine news sports report and repeated once more @ 7pm, when dearest dad arrived home.
P.P.S.  joni's devotional topic's 'oh, the deep, deep love'

Sunday, July 28, 2013

monday post 130

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2114 steps today (which digi proudly reports equals 630m or 31.9kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to graduate with highest honours (1)'. righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! i wonder if that had anything to do with the fact that mother randomly chucked an absolute cow @ me before i hit the sack last night? XD anyays, nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happiness was falling back asleep with daddy bear before dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work @ 7:45am.
-i managed to fall back into a light dose before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay. see, PIG mum obviously rolled outta bed this morning the wrong way; she was helping me with my footwear this morning, and already chucking a cow @ me! >< but don't worry, like i've said before, i understand that it's just the cruel and unfaithful god's way of trying to ruin my day; i just ignored him entirely.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to ronan keating's 'duet' album all day, too. as for me, i spent the majority of this car trip with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before she opened and closed her palm sixty-five/seventy-five
-at UW, PIG mum took me once to the loo then kindly left me with some boring gardening magazine and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-kate came for me with a walkbelt, held ela and walked me into the gym.
-physio today: eleven minutes tilt table while both hands did ball work, @ least fifteen sit-to-stands, six laps walking along hallway and work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us off to warrigal square. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm 100 times, holding each for a count of five. then she took a morning nap, demanding PIG mum order era to hold her while she slept and to wake her up when we arrived @ sushi train. PIG mum just replied, "get em to wake you up." XD
-outside sushi train, we bumped into aunty amy and uncle cecil! poor uncle cecil's feeling sick ... ><
-before lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy the milk.
-PIG mum just ate sushi, while i enjoyed my usual favourite, the kaarage udon. we both drank green tea; i held mine 'incorrectly' and also sucked the teabag once. XD
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-lol, i was thinking of doing this course from open colleges about legal studies, but PIG mum says i've gotta do this creative writing one for her instead! dunno why, but oh wells...
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-dunno if i'll return online after she leaves (coz i've already exceeded the PISSY two hour time limit that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), so toms:
-late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm then taking me out to the toastmasters speechfest! fingers crossed i can get some dinner @ maccas afterwards~
-oh yeah, must remember to ask PIG mum please tape that bible documentary for me!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 130d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5631. digi's final, final report for sunday: 5631 steps also equals 1.67km or exactly eighty-eight kcal. XD oh, and i've finally got one spam for the weekend. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. lol, PIG mum chucked some cow @ me, saying i wasn't allowed to say that, well, fine. i honestly find i'm living day to day by the quote 'you can break my body and bend my mind but my soul is NOT for you to possess. sure, the cruel and unfaithful god has broken my body (i'm physically disabled beyond words) and he's also bent my mind (my parents always jeer @ me that i don't think properly any more, but guess what, god? my SOUL is NOT for YOU to possess. i'm still me. that leads me to remember some other quote ... "Liberae Sunt Nostrae Cogitationes", latin for "our thoughts are free." from memory, i used to have a blog called that ... i kept it before the cruel and unfaithful god so wantonly destroyed my life...
-toms: mid-morning UQ physio session with kate.
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy warm udon for lunch @ the sushi train afterwards!
-it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms arvo; must remember to keep @ e-mailing amee until she inserts that clause into my care plan that allows the carer to hold the shower head over my back while i wash. surely i get points for being persistant ... righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 130c

good evening again! em's new plodding total forsunday now stands @ 5514, which digi also proudly reports as equalling 1.64km or 86.2kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-when dearest dad called dinner, i went once more to the loo before sitting @ the dinner table. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but 'twas enough she walked back with me to the gobbling :P table, thus saving me from being @ risk of being pushed over by the cruel and unfaithful god.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, a few chunks of beef, some king salmon and one chunk of tofu, which had turned purple because the eggplant suddenly lost its colour! XD
-dinner was spooned down with one yummy bowl of watercress soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-woohoo, i have like an hour online for myself now! :o) fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for sunday, the final, final events for sunday, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 130b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5337, which means yeah, i'm more than half a normal person today. XD digi proudly reports that 5337 also equals 1.59km or 83.5kcal. XD righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning around 6:20am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happy snorings with daddy bear resumed, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was my penultimate tiny bowl of yummy coco pops and one full mug of water, which i drank 'incorrectly' whilst the parents were upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
 -after i finished breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and dad tootled us out to church. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, but i also used that short car trip to church to finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-at church, PIG mum took me downstairs once to the loo then rocked away for the canto service, leaving me to wait for aunty katherine outside our church library. mikey wandered over and told me that he was currently doing the neurology part of his medicine degree.
-when aunty katherine arrived, i showed her the lion king3 DVD that i'd brought along, but for some reason it gave us this error message and wouldn't play! after trying twice, we instead watched laputa and i learnt lotsa new vocab. actually, aunty katherine also showed off her new ipad mini to me; she'd got it recently for her birthday!
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once again to the loo, i grabbed a lil morning tea then sat down.
-can't remember whi i yakked with during morning tea ... maybe karen? anyways, once the bell rang, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up into the main hall for service, then left and rocked off for a drink and a gossip with other church aunties.
-yay, i stayed seated for worship again. :o) i sung everything, plus the harmony for two songs, just meant absolutely nothing.
only i'm so MAD with myself!!! >< it wasn't until we were singing my most beloved grandma's favourite hymn, amazing grace, that i suddenly realised that i'd forgotten to commemorate her being in heaven for three years come july 10th! :o( dunno why PIG mum didn't remind me; bet she wouldn't have been as stupid as i was and forget!! ><
-anyways, today liam spoke from some psalm; that's the first time i've seen him this year! oh, and there was holy communion before liam's sermon.
-afterwards, i went to the front to give liam a big hug; PIG mum chucked some cow @ me for not putting enough weight on elf when i was side stepping between the rows of chairs? because of that, she left me to manage for myself in the loo, but i was fine. slowily and steadily, i navigated to the loo, the back of the loo to flush and the tap to wash and dry era, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-afterwards, dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch. understanding that PIG mum would rather disembowel me alive then to let me have any chips for lunch, i'd hoped for a yummy chicken kaarage rice from sushi paradise, but was rather grumpy when PIG mum just bought me six/eight/ten boiled dumplings from lili's. even worse, she wouldn't get me any soya sauce to dip then in, and worst of all, dad nabbed one and only gave me one little hungry jack's chip in return! >< oh, PIG mum and i also shared some apple and carrot/orange juice.
-afterwards, dad tootled us home and i plopped online to await the arrival of joey and kwany!
-only for some reason, joey didn't turn up; mel mel did!
-instead of having drinks @ sakuraya like i'd hoped (ah, maybe next fortnight) we went to 3BALL/3PASS/3whatever it's called now! kwany brought along my picnic chair and there was a long walk to some hall, but mel mel walked behind me all the time.
i saw lotsa people there! big and little chow, pastor chris, peter pie, lotsa people!
-and i thought i'd just sit and spectate, but nope, i got to play too! kwany moved my picnic chair to this ping pong table, then mel mel and i versed him! only i've got apalling hand-eye-co-ordination post brain injury, and when uncle william came and joined us, kwany came to play with me! meaning i (1) hit the ball out, (2) hit the ball into the net or (c) swung but missed the ball entirely, leaving kwany to hit the ball for me after my missed attempt over the net! XD mel mel also took out her frustrations on the ball, smashing several into poor kwany. XD
-once it ended, mel mel walked behind me all the way back to kwany's car. i told him, "ugh, i'm really thirsty, can we please have a quick drink @ sakuraya before going home?" instead, kwany decided we'd just buy two litres of chocolate milk from the warrigal square woolies. going through the self-serve checkout, he even got a fasta pasta cheap docket! but kwany said i could have it, and mel mel put it into my bag for me. :o)
-back home, kwany poured as each two little cups of the chocolate milk; i used that as the cup for today that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-before they left, i went to the loo once more.
-dearest dad's just finished a phone call to uncle colbert.
-and PIG mum's just tumbled downstairs from pigland.
-fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner tonight, else toms:
-mid-morning UQ physio session with kate/whatever her name is. XD fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch somewhere afterwards, and bring back home half for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-*sigh* and toms arvo i'll guess i'll haveta resume my e-mailing with amee about letting the carer keep the shower head on my back while i wash. don't worry, i'll keep persisting.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'the supreme negative'.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

SUNDAY POST 130

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2693 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 800m or 40.7kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's when you're in a storm'; thirdly, i haven't got any spam yet but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back!!! hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 130e

one final good evening! it's cool how tess brings me her iphone on saturday mornings to play with, meaning i can post five times every saturday. XD anyways, em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2473, remembering that like 500 of steps were plodded last night. digi's final, final report for saturday: 2473 steps also equals 1.91km or 34.2kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed that i can get some lunch @ plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors toms arvo. lol, since wednesday, i've asked PIG mum please to check the roster for me, and lemme know who's coming, she never did it. *sigh* finally, tonight, she told me to check her e-mail herself (i know her password, but never snoop) and if i've read the roster correctly, it should be kwany and joey. lol, why didn't i have the foresight to forward myself a copy?? XD oh wells, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 130d

good evening again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2379, keeping in mind that about 500 of those steps were plodded last night whilst attending small group. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-firstly, digi proudly reports that 2379 steps also equals 1.89km or 32.8kcal. XD
-...god push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). Then i went over to the loo for two more tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and hatefully singing about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song softly, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, annette Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, before she Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my half an arvo toastie and one mug of yummy mint green tea, my last cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, thanks to annette who massaged ela for thirty minutes, even though there wasn't really enough time for one that long. she tried taking a page from carol hart's book, though, and painted ela eggplant purple with yellow cheese dots today.
-before leaving, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on thursday although alas, it's not a shopping night.
-i returned briefly online. when dearest dad returned home, PIG mum immediately tumbled downstairs and gleefully booted me offline.
-so followed a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor elf, followed by PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-however, thanks to PIG mum who randomly walked back with me to the gobbling :P table from the loo, thus freeing me from any danger that the cruel and unfaithful god would push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa lettuce, one huge chunk of sweet carrot, some king salmon and ... sth else, but i've forgotten what. XD
-dinner was spooned down with a bowl of chinese soup then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, final, final events for saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms morning!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 130c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1153, remembering that like 500 of those steps were plodded last night and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'cleansing tower'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-almost forgot! digi's new report: 1153 steps also equals 340m or 17,4kcal. XD
-when annette announced her arrival two/three minutes before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful - argh, fingers crossed i can bbl, coz i'm still owed THIRTY MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, July 26, 2013

saturday post 130b

heylo again and good afternoon from the mainframe! excuse the total lack of capitalisation for new sentences, but the random auto-text should be gone. XD firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 881, keeping in mind that like 500 of those steps were plodded last night. digi proudly reports that 881 steps also equals 260m or 13.3kcal. XD secondly, TWFT topic's "who's on board with you?" and thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'do you believe?' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!!!! righteo, continuing today's events?
~tessa arrived five/ten minutes early today, and immediately started cleaning. i gave myself fifteen more minutes then got up and used the pot :P once more, telling tess i wated to defecate.
-so she got me kitted and we went over together to the bathroom where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who'd already prepared everything for me.
-i then drank one mug of water before going to the loo and doing a stinky unspeakable, also briefly leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before tess and i linked arms and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-thanks to dad who fried some delicious thinly-cut spam ham with eggs, and thanks to tess who added one slice of cheese for me. i also enjoyed my weekly cup of tea, white and two, my second for today to hold 'incorrectly'. *sigh* back in 2008, i had six cups everyday @ the hospital, which turned to one cup every weekday afternoon once i got out; now i only enjoy one cup a week, every saturday morning.
-afterwards, i blogged with tessa's iphone while she very lightly massaged ela for thirty minutes.
-ding dong! @ 11:30, aunties katherine kwong and two/three other aunties came to teach me translation! firstly, i listened to this tape in canto and english, translating between each language, then i read a lil book out aloud and translated that too. finally i wrote down some new words that i had learnt.
-thanks to tess who brought me over one mug of yummy warm milo around midday; 'twas my third mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-before tess left @ 1pm, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. her daughter carlem's learning spanish now, having mastered japanese!
-back @ the gobbling :P table, waiting for PIG mum to get home so i could have lunch, i admired again the folder lana had drawn for me and practised writing out the canto lyrics of that short hymn that aunty katherine had bought along and insisted we sing twice.
-when PIG mum returned from work, lunch was about 1/3 a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, plied high to the brim with yummy wombok, making it look like dad had given me lots. XD
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online, then went upstairs and hit the sack.
-annette's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and aunty a's coming for dinner tonight, sometime after 6pm.
-toms: just church, nothing special. wait, the special thing can be that liam's coming to speak! :D
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy lunch @ plaza afterwards and that i'll get some visitors this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 130

Good morning and hello from tessa's iPhone! Enjoy the capitalisation at the start of sentences, but ignore the random auto-text. XD Anyways, today I have been hard at work plodding 714steps, keeping in mind that like 500 of those steps were plodded last night. Digi proudly reports that 714 steps also equals 210m or 10.8kcal. XD righteous, let's start off with last noght's events firstgo-after aunty Lucia left, PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pig land, gllefully and immediately forcing me offline. So I went to the bathroom once first before letting PIG mum gleefully FORCE me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-after the usual dinner and one more loo trip before dad tootled me off to pole's for small group.
-when we arrived, I walked myself slowly and safely to their table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-last night, jeff was like fifteen minutes late. Pole and Hilda's wouldn't let him into the Kepler residence until he had answered some bible question. XD
-last night, we did another lesson from the gospel of life series. Huge thanks to lama who drew me this really cooll folder with the verse I had shared and minion pictures!! I asked ray, "how does lama know that I like minions?" And ray was like, "em, everyone at church knows you love minions." XD
-while our small group did the study, our parents went out to enjoy a coffee and a gossip together! Thanks to Ben who fed me two yummy Oreo cookies and pole who gave me half a mug of milk before the parents and I went home and I was kicked immediately off to bed, zzz.
-today: I used the pot twice last night and once more around 6:30am. Them I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I would need to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG m and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and I cuddled and snored until PIG mum left for work and hit me with the eye goo. I also used the pot once  more before spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-more happy sleeping a with daddy near follow, plus two more pot trips - hey, some aunty's just arrived, hopefully bbl, else how to see everyone at church toms!
Cheers,
.^^

friday post 152c

good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3697. digi's final, final report for friday: 3697 also equals 1.8485km or 31.3kcal. XD more toms, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 152b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2074. ha, i'm just over two grand. XD digi's new report for friday: 2074 steps also equals 610m or 31.3kcal but i'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online!! >< XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia announced her arrival @ 4:10pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my own hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia spread aloe vera over my body, and when she rekitted me, i had another tinkle when she helped me put my shirt on, another one when she was doing elf's shoelaces and one final one when she was drying my glasses for me.
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where afternoon tea was my yummy chicken and cream cheese sushi (alas that horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimmee any soya sauce) and one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-while i ate, aunty lucia regaled PIG mum with the whole sordid tale of how poor matthew (her older son) suddenly got food poisoning so bad he could barely walk and how she herself might be falling down with something nasty.
-one more loo trip for me, before i returned online.
-well, dearest dad's just returned home; i'm expecting PIG mum to tumble downstairs any moment now. XD
-maybe bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, July 25, 2013

friday post 152

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1790 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 530m or 26.8kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'finding comfort in troubled times; thirdly, the spam count for the week's just four, but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves around 5pm!!!!
-but i had an awesome sleep last night (nature didn't call until 6:35am), UQ physio, fish and chips for lunch from naz (i learnt his aunty'a name's sth like farida, while her daughter, who's a trainee doctor @ the PA, her name's fabrina then we went and got our hai cut @ aunty anna's. tonight i'm going to pole's place for small group, then toms tess comes @ 10am, some church aunties @ 11:30am and annette @ 4pm to supervise my shower. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 152d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3860. digi's final, final report for thursday: steps also equals 1.4km or slightly over 38.2kcal kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after finishing thursday post 152c, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the bathroom and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning UQ physio with kate.
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to see naz for some lunch afterwards! hopefully the man remembered to go fishing for me. XD
-aunty lucia comes to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-and i'm off to pole's for small group toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 152c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2768, which digi also proudly reports as also equalling 1.38km or slightly over 36.8kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair. i was particularly upset when annette told me that aimee had specifically rang her last night/this morning, just to tell her that she couldn't hold the shower head over my back and therefore keep me warm while i showered! ><
-anyways, i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO. then i headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and hatefully singing about 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to turn the kettle on and get my yummy arvo tea. much thanks to PIG mum who'd bought me one yummy tuna sushi roll; also thanks to annette who gave me a wee amount of soya sauce. i also made myself one mug of yummy mint green tea, which was my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-phew, because i wolfed down my arvo tea and annette cleaned the bathroom really quickly, there was enough time for annette to massage ela for just over thirty minutes.
-before annette left, she took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back on saturday, and her family are having rissoles for dinner tonight.
-so i returned happily online, listening to seven's news. when dearest dad returned home, PIG mum immediately flew downstairs. XD
-then she gleefully booted me offline.
-thus followed 30+ minutes of stupid forced exercises for poor ela, followed by a painful standing calf stretch for poor elf and finally culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some king salmon and a yummy little morsel of BBQ chicken, which i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total for thursday, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 152b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 1348, which digi proudly explains also equals 390m or 19.8kcal. XD and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'unbearable power'. righteo, continuing today's events?

-when annette arrived just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-argh, fingers crossed i can bbl!><
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

thursday post 152

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1051 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 310m or 15.7kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'knowing when to emerge' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after annette leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once around 6:05am this morning. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more. i also asked could dad please take PIG mum and i out to dinner together tonight, coz it's almost the end of july and we've only been out together for dinner together as a family just once, but alas, dad refused coz he says we need to save money. :o(
-anyways, after dad left for work, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles then PIG mum got me counted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the gobbling :P table to brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drain holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum's upstairs changing. i also continue my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootles me off to chi-link to see shifu lei for a massage. of course, she gleefully forces poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to wesylife's 'the love album' all day too. as for me, i spend the trip with both eyes closed, finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-thankfully, there's a car park waiting just outside the entrance for us. PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk into the shop. as i enter, i notice that lei shifu and two other guys having a smoke outside.
-when shifu lei comes inside and says hello, i rouse @ him, "chou yan bu hao. ni yao ting ting ting! (in english: smoking's not good. you need to stop stop stop! hey, i dunno how to say quit in mandarin, ok? XD) lei shifu just laughed, saying, "i know; i'm just accompanying them!" XD
-so a nice comfy - if ouchy! massage for me. as always, i'm super-impressed with PIG mum's mandarin speaking skills! me, i only ask lei how his daughter's doing, then when he spreads some chinese oil over my sore back, muttered, "huh. hen chou." (in canto: very stinky!) XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootles us home. she's bought yummy chicken katsudon for our lunch, although she only lets me drink water with it, coz apparently you're supposed to drink water after a massage?
-when joey arrives @ 1:45pm (she was supposed to come @ 1:30, but was busy), i head over and do some pilates with her! today, i sit on a chair and do exercises for era, before finishing with some bridging on the mat.
-after i get back up, i use the loo once more (of course, PIG mum gleefully forces me to do everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-annette should come supervise my shower in about ten minutes.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-late morning UQ physio session with kate.
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards! hopefully he remembered to catch me his biggest fish! XD
-aunty lucia will come supervise my shower around 4am.
-and off to pole's for small group toms night~
-again, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post152d

ne final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3549. yeah, i'm just over 3.5 grand~ anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:15pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: sleep-in! :D my appointment to see lei shifu for a comfy massage isn't until 11:30am~
-fingers crossed i can get some hot lunch somewhere yummy, coz PIG mum said sth about joey coming and giving me some pilates session?
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 152c

good evening again! guess what, idiot digi won't open for me. XD anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-actually, i went to the loo first and did my second stinky unspeakable for today!
-first, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf on a very painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. and digi doesn't love me! after all that walking, he only gave me 1`00 steps! PIG mum estimates that it's actually about 1400, to plod on the treadmill for twenty-five minutes! ><
-one more loo trip for me before dinner. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but thanks to her who got me a jacket: it's freezing! >< (well, not literally, but i'm a cold frog. XD)
-dinner tonight: the white rice, without any greens! no, there was lotsa sweet carrot, some soup potato, tomato, carrot and onion and several chunks of king salmon.
-dinner was spooned down with a bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total for wednesday, the final, final events for wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 152b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1815 (digi proudly reports that 1815 steps also equals 530m or 27.2kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'be prepared'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol didn't arrive until 4:06pm today. i wasn't worried, coz she'd already warned me two days ago that she's possibly be late, because her bus had to pick up a new kid. when she announced her arrival, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol only helped with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with only elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles, also singing 1/5 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my delicious pork salad roll, plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes, painting her cheeseburger colour with chip dot colour today.
-at 6pm, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's having some kinda fish for dinner tonight and will be back on monday.
-lol, dearest dad just arrived home from work; PIG mum immediately tumbled downstairs. XD
-argh, and she's immediately forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

wednesday post 152

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1538 steps today (digi proudly reports that 1538 steps also equals 450m or 23.1kcal XD) secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'a quiet time' and thirdly,  TWFT topic's 'persist in prayer' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! but i had a blast @ toastmasters last night; this morning i had another torture session with vincent the bloody physio and aunty mecky came and minded me for three hours and toms i've prolly got a massage with lei shifu before annette comes to supervise my shower. righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, July 22, 2013

tuesday post 129

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3188 steps today (digi  proudly reports that 3188 steps also equals 1.594km or 38.5kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'god will take care of you!' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after i get home from toastmasters!!! >< cripes, why does PIG mum always pick the night i'm going out to gleefully force me on all these stupid activities for her??!! >< anyways, i need to finish typing up this special blog post, so super-quickly:
-i used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once when dearest dad left for work around 8am.
-after brushing teeth (poor ela), breakfast was two yummy weetbix without honey but with some thinly sliced banana!
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< four attempts before i could remain seated today, then just walking around without ela straightening.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through the centro pinelands coles/bilo to buy milk and weetbix.
-we had lunch @ some king noodle place! and we bumped into uncle calvin, aunty catherine and joey!
-back home, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 25+ minutes of stupid exercises for her.
-then she gleefully forced poor elf on a painful standing calf stretch for about ten minutes.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod seventeen minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-carol lockwood's taking me out for toastmasters tonight! and PIG mum says i can buy a happy meal for dinner, coz apparently they're still selling their minion toys!
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours from 11:30am.
-and carol's supervising my shower @ 4pm.
-righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 129e

one final good evening! hey, i managed five posts today, how cool. XD anyways, em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3873. digi's final, final report for monday: 3873 steps also equals 1.16km or 56.5kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after finishing monday post 129d and hearing PIG mum finish plodding her own twenty-five minutes, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ the yummy calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards! but that won't be very likely, considering that i had lunch there just last week, so fingers crossed i can get lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong!
-and carol lockwood's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a happy meal from maccas for dinner, coz i hear they're still selling the despicable me minion toys! XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
'em. ^^

monday post 129d

good evening again! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 3812 (digi proudly reports that 3812 steps also equals 1.15km or 55.6kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'a hidden treasure'. righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea, which was one yummy banana (carol declined the other, but reminded me to thank PIG mum for it) and one yummy inari (dad gets the other one tonight). i also drank one delicious mug of mint green tea (it's way yummier than the lemon green tea!) holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after carol cleaned the bathroom, she had just enough time to massage ela for thirty minutes, while i read the book club novel. it's starting to get exciting!
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo. she's back on wednesday.
-i tootled briefly and happily online. alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun by awaking from pigland, coming downstairs then immediately and gleefully forcing me offline.
-so i went once to the loo first. of course, horrid PIG gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked percy the saint/angel to please help me get through the rest of tonight okay.
-firstly, PIG mum gleefully forced me on @ least sixteen minutes of some stupid mat exercises for her. huh, 'twas freezing; i needed a blanket thrown over me before doing them! XD
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa super-crunchy cos lettuce, @ least one chunk of little tong vegetable, some queen :P salmon, some tomato, and one little chunk of delicious chunk of chicken and egg, which i saved for last, of course.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup (although it had added capsicum), before i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 129c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2073 (yay, i'm just over two grand XD), which digi proudly reports as also equalling 610m or exactly thirty-one kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol announced her arrival about two minutes before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly dried myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) then mostly dried myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, after asking carol please for one mug of water, my first official mug for today that i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, beforcarol Forced me to walk - argh, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, July 21, 2013

monday post 129b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1785, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 530m or 26.7kcal. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum tootled me home and i walked myself slowly and safely online after one more loo trip - of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself. even worse, dad randomly chucked some cow @ me! but don't worry, as frustrated about that as i sometimes get, i refuse to get made with my dad over this because i recognise that it's just an attempt by the cruel and unfaithful god to try and destroy my day so i'm just going to rise above his near-overwhelming hatred and just totally ignore him. ha.
-then louise and amee came over for a meeting! thanks muchly to louise who linked arms with me and we walked to the gobbling :P table together.
-*sigh* alas, the clause that the carer can keep the water over my back wasn't added onto the care plan. :o(*doesn't matter, whenever it's not PIG mum supervising my shower and restricting me to only scrubbing each body part only five times, i'll stick with my usual twenty-five times. it'll take longer coz i'll haveta warm up myself again in between scrubbing different areas of my body, but as long as ela gets her thirty minutes of massage, i'm cool.
-the ladies only stayed for about one hour. actually, i was told to keep track of how much longer did this way of warming myself back up take. well, usually my whole showering process takes about thirty-five minutes; i'll look @ the time after i get outta the shower today and see. i wonder, if i take long enough, will amee add back the carer can keep the shower head over my body while i wash?
-yay, now i've got about forty-five minutes for myself. :o) fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< i've more/less resigned myself to the fact that he'll make me stand for the whole thirty minutes; i'm just hoping that i can maintain my balance and won't fall over.
-fingers crossed that i can have lunch @ the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch afterwards, or maybe sunnybank oriental/dong fong!
-carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower afterwards, then taking me to toastmasters! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy back a happy meal for dinner afterwards; i hear the minion toys are still on sale!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 129

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1744 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 520m or 26.1kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'law and order (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR online after amee leaves from our meeting!!!! righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:35am, and first i just spent the ten minutes till 7:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied,coz dad usually leaves for work @ 7:45am. sure enough, dad came to kiss me goodbye right on time, and i used the pot :P once then.
-happiness was being in a light doze when PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes soon after dad left.
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gfleefully FORCED :( me to walk out and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the merest spoonful of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to physio with my new student, kate! of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she also chose to listen to some christian music disc by rush of fools, a disc that aunty denise/aunty katherine kuo had given me for my birthday around a few years back. personally, i didn't care; once PIG mum exited our driveway, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, I immediately changed the disc to westlife's 'the love album'. PIG mum took me upstairs once to the loo, then kindly left me with the ABC gardening magazine before going back downstairs to pay margit.
-while i waited, i read about roses! but i obviously don't have a red thumb, because i lack any gardening skills whatsoever and i've already forgotten what facts i've learnt. XD
-my new student, kate, came for me. lol, she's twenty-six, just like me, but i have a few months on her. bec taught kate how to walk me holding ela, and physio today was twelve minutes tilt table, ten sit to stands, about six laps walking along hallway and weight shifting @ the parallel bars.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled us back to warrigal square. lol, apparently, idiot me forgot to ask her please could we have lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong! XD
-first, i let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk through woolies and buy two cartons of milk.
-then we had lunch @ sushi train. i had my favourite udon 'D' - the kaarage udon, while PIG mum got two random plates of sushi. we both drank green tea, i'll admit to holding mine 'incorrectly' and sucking the teabag once. XD
-hey, amee and louise have just arrived, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 129d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4275 and the final, final spam count for the weekend's now two. digi's final, final report for sunday: 4275 steps also equals 1.9475km or 62.5kcal. XD dunno where's joni's devotional's landed to, i'll try sign up for it again once i publish this post. anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-i got my facebook fix until 9pm, when i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: 10am physio @ UQ with a new batch of students! from memory, mine's called kate? hope she's nice!
-PIG mum's just said that we're outta milk, well, hopefully i can grab lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong and buy the milk before lunch there! but if not, fingers crossed for some yummy udon @ the sushi train!
-was aimee coming for a meeting toms arvo or tuesday arvo? no matter, i'm sticking to scrubbing each body part twenty-five times (even though i'm twenty-six now). it's freezing, meaning after i wash two/three sections, i'll haveta get the hose and warm my back back up, but oh wells. hopefully there'll still be enough time for ela's thirty minute massage.
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 129c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4169, which digi proudly reports as also equalling 1.9175km or 60.9kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-at church, PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me in the library with aunty katherine, who'd brought along totoro to watch!
-alas, it didn't work. >< something about that DVD belong to some different region? dunno. instead, aunty katherine chose some christian DVD about some young man who didn't like studying, but after discovering a guitar, he learnt how to play it and now goes around playing to schoolkids and teaches them about jesus christ, too. after we watched it, aunty katherine had me write a summary about it.
-after PIG mum finished attending the cantonese service, she came and got me, taking me once more to the loo.
-i grabbed some morning tea (one round cracker, half of PIG mum's arnott's bikkie, 1/8 of dad's donut, then sat down. uncle slam came over and helped me set my phone back to english! XD
-after morning tea, i hiked upstairs for english service.
-yay, i got to stay seated for worship again today. :o) i sang everything, but as usual, meant absolutely nothing.
-speaker today was pastor chris but apparently, liam's coming next week! :D
-after service, PIG mum took me once to the loo then i sat in the 4WD while PIG mum sorted out who'd be driving me to little nonya singapore for lunch.
-turns out 'twas gina! laurence sat beside her, i took the back seat.
-laurence walked behind me into the restaurant. well, he kinda walked to my right, but i just focused on leaning slighty forward and didn't let the cruel and unfaithful god push me over.
-when i arrived, michael immediately served me one bowl of vermicelli with soup; when i'd finished that, gina got me some yummy ho fan. after i finished that, laurence asked me, "are you full yet?" i answered honestly, "not really ... i've had ho fan and vermicelli, but the rice bucket needs rice." laurence laughed, replying, "i want some rice too! let's order another plate." after browsing through the menu, he ordered the dual pork (honey char siu and BBQ pork) with rice, and when it arrived, served me one whole bowl! nomnomnom~
-after lunch, laurence again walked behind me outside, where i leaned against some post and waited briefly for gina to return to the car.
-after she tootled us back to church, she went with me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself. lol, when i came out, gina was still inside the loo, so i just leant against the door and waited for her. when she came out, she was like, "huh? you pee really fast." XD
-wonder why fellowship was held in A1 today? anyways, for worship (led by dr. dr. tai, who played piano also), i sang everything, plus the harmony for one song, but still meant absolutely nothing.
-after introducing our one new guest, we broke into groups for prayer. today, i was with bernard, heidi and yok/yuk yan and declined to pray out aloud when heidi asked me did i want to.
-today michael led our bible study. i was a good girl and already completed my homework.
-afterwards, i rang PIG mum to come pick me up, going to the loo once more before we left.
-back home, i tootled online till PIG mum demanded i shower. *sigh* poor ela. usually, i scrub each body part twenty-five times (like i told that psychologist i saw years ago, i stopped @ twenty-five! i'm twenty-six now!) but today, PIG mum only lemme scrub each body part ten/fifteen times each, meaning i don't really feel clean right now. that's okay, i'll return to twenty-five toms when carol's supervising my shower.
-after drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum helped only with elf's AFO, i returned online coz dinner wasn't ready yet.
-before dinner, i went to the loo once. dinner tonight: the yummy rice, and no greens! XD just lotsa soup carrot, tomato and potato and some yummy tomato and egg. and one lil chunk of chicken, i think.
-after spooning dinner down with one bowl of the usual soup, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for sunday, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 129b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 4032, remembering that like 1400 of those steps were plodded last night. digi proudly adds that 4032 steps also equals 1.8775km or 58.9kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-sorry, dinnertime, hopefully bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 129

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3899 steps today (although like 1400 of those steps was plodded last night @ like 9:45pm just before PIG mum booted me off to bed; digi proudly reports that 3899 steps also equals 1.8475km or 56.9kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'law and order (1)'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just one but fourthly and most importantly, i'm definitely gonna be owed some time online if PIG mum really insists i shower. >< *sigh* don't worry, i've already apologised to poor ela and thanked her for being such a brave girl for me ... anyways, events for today?
~lol, i almost had a great night's sleep last night! when i used the pot :P, 'twas still pitch black outside, but once i was back in bed and counting myself back to sleep, the sky started lightening! XD
-anyways, returning to sleep after spending several minutes having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored happily until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one wee small bowl of yummy coco pops and one full mug of water, which i held 'incorrectly' and drank from while the parents were upstairs changing, because i knew i wouldn't have another chance to hold another mug without PIG mum today. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and dad tootled us out to church. for some reason, the parents chucked a mini cow @ me, but i recognised that to be an attempt by the cruel and unfaithful god to try and ruin my day, so i just totally ignored him, choosing instead to finish my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-argh, PIG mum's demanding i shower. >< well, just noting that i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, July 20, 2013

saturday post 129e

one final good evening! teehee, it's fun to get to make five posts every saturday, now that tess brings me her iphone to play with. XD anyways, em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2573 (lol, just over2.5 grand XD) digi's final, final report for saturday: 2450 steps also equals 760m or 38.2kcal. XD as for joni's devotional, dunno where it's gone. anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-lol, in saturday post 129d i said i'd bbl after 9pm and one last loo trip, but nature called @ 8:15pm! anyways, i took myself to the loo and back slowly and safely, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's hatred and not letting him push me over. then nature called again @ 9pm! how annoying, sigh.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. hopefully PIG mum can find the exercise book that aunty katherine kwong gave me last week to translate words; also hope we can watch a cartoon/movie!
-SHINE fellowship's happening afterwards~ i've done my homework, yup.
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 129d

good evening again! firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2179 (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 700m or 36.9kcal XD) and secondly, where's joni's devotional? hasn't arrived yet ... i dunno. anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-PIG mum left for cell group shortly before 7pm. @ 7pm, i asked dad please to microwave dinner and then took myself once slowly and safely to the toilet then back to the gobbling :P table, rising above god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: entree was two small sweet strawberries! dinner itself was the rest of tessa's yummy fried rice, piled high with lotsa sweet carot and lotsa bok choy/little tong vegetable and a little meat.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of the usual soup, then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-lol, dad's watching the manchester united versus the all stars (random aussie side) and man u. are already 1-0 up! i'm listening to the radio commentary~
-it's almost 8pm now, i'm going for some reading now~ fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm after one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for saturday, the final, final events for today plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 129c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 2172, remembering that like 1421 of those steps were plodded last night (digi proudly adds that 2172 steps also equals 640m or 33.2kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's ... wait, it hasn't arrived yet. XD anyways, just continuing with today's events?
-when carol announced her arrival shortly before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after rinsing under the chair for me, carol and i held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea ... *sigh* i'm really getting fed up with horrid PIG mum demanding i drop 10kg for her and restricting me to just half a toastie instead of one full one and green tea instead of white tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar! >< come september the 1st, i'm planning to just starve myself until i drop the 10kgs PIG mum demands i do for her. >< oh, don't worry, it's just talk; i probably lack the willpower to accomplish that. XD
-anyways, after going to clean the bathroom, carol very lightly massaged ela for ONE HOUR! while she brushed away, i read our newest book club novel (it's not very interesting yet ...).
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the toilet. she's making some kinda mince curry for dinner tonight, and will be back on tuesday to take me to toastmasters!
-after i returned online, the power randomly cut off - twice!
-and the parents are having dinner without me... dunno why, but hey.
-me, fingers crossed i can bbl after dinner myself, else hoping to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, July 19, 2013

saturday post 129b

heylo again, good afternoon and i'm back on the mainframe! please excuse the lack of capitalisation, but the random auto-text should be history. XD firstly, em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1930, remembering that like 1421 of those steps were plodded last night; digi proudly adds that 1930 steps also equals 570m or 29.5kcal XD; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the answer to your worries'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'a victorious peace' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after carol lockwood leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, let's continue with last night's events first!
-someone decided we'd all head back to the warrigal square maccas for supper; pole walked behind me back to her car and joey kindly helped me with my seatbelt (i'd tried unsuccessfully for awhile, pretending i could see properly. ><)
-we took the party room! i gave pole my wallet and she kindly came back with a cheeseburger (sans pickles) and small chips for me, plus a small orange juice. originally, i'd asked her please for milk, but there wasn't any/mccafe had already closed for tonight; neither would pole get me a choc shake, like tony was having! >< "he hasn't had dinner yet," pole explained, "whereas you're having supper." third sadness was that pole wouldn't get me a soft serve like lana, ray and jeff were thinking, but i still let her nab two of my chips, after all, she's pole! XD
-afterwards, pole tootled me back home. she's attending some gen12 (or thirteen? XD) conference today~
-repeat the usual nightly events, plus PIG mum chucking some awful cow @ me. don't worry, as much as i'd like to get mad @ her over this, i refuse to, coz i know it's just the cruel and unfaithful god's way of trying to destroy my day. instead, i just sang myself to sleep, zzz.
-sat: awesome, another great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6am, and after a quick pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:10am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, happy snorings with daddy bear resumed, me waking once more to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work @ 7:30am, before continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel for another ten minutes, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-more happy snorings with daddy bear follow, plus one more pot :P trip around 8:25am and after some more snoring, one @ 9:30am. after that, i stay awake until tess arrives like ten minutes early today.
-still, she lets me stay in bed till about 10:30am.
-one more pot :P trip for me, then tess gets me kitted and we walk together over to the bathroom, where i brush my teeth. thanks to tess who's already prepared everything for me; ela also enjoys her once a week reprieve.
-after brushing teeth, i drink one mug of water holding the cup 'incorrectly' then go and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-when that's done, i head over to wash and dry era before tess and i link arms and walk out to the gobbling :P table together.
-thanks to tess who's cooked me some chicken! well, rodel cooked it, but tess brought me some. also thanks to dad who's made some ham and eggs, and tess who adds one slice of cheese for me. then i drink one mug of yummy white tea, sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i blog with tessa's iphone while she massages ela for thirty minutes.
-at midday, she takes me to the loo once, where i sit for the whole five tinkles, while she cooks me some lunch.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i drink one mug of yummy warm milo, my third for today that i can hold 'incorrectly' and have about half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, piled high with capsicum. like, yuck. XD
-then, all these aunties come! aunty winnie, aunty carol (i don't really know her), aunty jo wong, aunty shuk lai jie jie and aunty ming! they're come in pairs every saturday and help me learn the act of translation!
-before they left, i went over to the piano and era picked out the tune of some hymn song that aunty jo wanted everyone to learn. then aunty jo/ming helped me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-carol lockwood should come supervise my shower soon.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms:
-just church, nothing special.
-no wait, the special thing's our fortnightly SHINE meeting! which reminds me, i haven't done my SHINE homework yet! XD
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 129

Good morning and hello from tessa's iPhone! Enjoy the capitalisation at the beginning of sentences, but excuse the random auto-text. XD anyways, today I have been hard at work plodding 1534 steps today, keeping in mind that like 1406 of those steps were plodded last night. Digi proudly reports that 1534 steps also equals 450m or 23.5kcal. XD righteous, let's start off with last noght's events first!
after dinner (the yummy rice, lotsa little tong vegetable and some beef) and one more loo trip (of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself, but I also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked him please to help me have a good night out with the small group), PIG mum tootled me off to ray's place, where we were gonna carpool to the lecture together!
-at ray's place, there was a white plastic chair sitting beside the front door, so I just took a seat and waited for everyone else to arrive. PIG mum stayed with me until nay and Hilda's arrived, then left.
-pole tootled me, joey, mat, maybe someone else and herself off to the Brisbane school of theology, formerly the crossways college, to hear the lecture! Lol, idiot me originally thought we were going to UQ XD
at BST, pole went with me once to the loo then we sat in the second row from the back. Dunno why someone decided to move us all to the third row from the front, but oh we'll.
-pastors Chris and grace and aunty florence chan were here too!
-we started with two worship songs. I was just thankful that I was allowed to stay seated and sang them both, but as usual, meant jack all.
-then the principle of the college introduced the speaker, some pastor doctor guy. He talked from John, went really fast through the scriptures and I learnt a new word: sent mess.
-afterwards, I had a brief chat to aunty Florence, who had actually been at the college all day! She told me that Michael is now studying an undergraduate degree, having completed his first psychology degree
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friday post 151b

                          heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! firstly, em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3239 (digi's final, final report for friday: 3239 steps also equals 960m or 48.7kcal XD) but secondly and most importantly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online when i get back home tonight!!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... >< righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-nope, dinnertime, bye! hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Friday post 151

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2999 steps today (i'm serious! XD digi proudly reports that 2999 steps also equals 890m or 45.1kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's "the father's answer"; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'step out in faith!'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's only two but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FOUR MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves @ 5pm!!!! >< righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-awesome annette arrived just before 4pm. i played her the 'we are the champions' song full blasy (coz annette's a smelly blue) then had a quick hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to annette who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped only with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with my bra and elf's AFO). then i went over to the loo for one quick tinkle, went out to the gobbling :P table to blow dry my hair, then annette and i hit garbo!
-thankfully, there was a parking spot available for us; annette and i held hands and i walked well up to the library with her, where rach met us!
-orson scott card has a new book out! it's called 'earth unaware', it's co-written with some other guy and was only published end-last year!
-so i happily read that for about ninety minutes, before annette and rach came back for me.
-one loo trip, then 'twas dinner time! i'm pissed because the three piece fed promotion has ended; PIG mum only lemme enjoy that two/three times before she demanded i bring one slice home for dad! ><
-rach had salad and annette tried chicken hanaichi rice.
-afterwards, we hit woolies and bought the flossettes. (sp?)
-next stop was breadtop; alas, all the available buns were small! >< i got this teriyaki bacon bun.
-downstairs to dick smiths we headed. after an ipad update, we went along to hungry jacks, where we all enjoyed a penny pincher sundae.
-annette and i browsed kmart for the teddies, she took me once more to the loo, and that was my garbo trip for another fortnight.
-oh, wait! we squeezed in a quick browse @ jay jays~
-back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-friday: yay, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till like 7:45am, and after a quick pot :P trip (actually, i called dearest dad for help, coz PIG mum had forgotten to lock it into place for me, and when i first swung myself over to use it, it went skidding everywhere! >< dad secured it back into place for me, but then i got told off because i didn't do it myself! well, hello, i've never been taught! >< shessh ... anyways, after i used the commode, i had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happy snorings with daddy bear resumed until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes." when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i held 'incorrectly' and drained whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to human nature's 'here and now' album all day, too. while PIG mum drove, i finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then returned downstairs to pay margit
-alison came for me with a walkbelt. physio today: about six laps walking along hallway, passive calf stretch and lotsa work for ela. afterwards, bec shouted me one strawberry with cream, i gave her and alison chocolate then bid all the students bye and good luck with their next placement. alison's going to QE2 outpatients for her next placement.
-after one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for some lunch. thankfully, there was a parking spot available upstairs and today, i ordered off naz's aunty. alas, today PIG mum restricted me to only half a kebab, but i shared a yummy pudding milk tea with her.
-then, PIG mum tootled me off to see fiona @ epic.
-to be honest, i felt a lil jipped, coz my appointment's meant to last one hour, but she ended the meeting, both PIG mum and i went to the loo once and back into the car, 'twas only 2:52pm! did we even see her for forty-five minutes?? ><
-aunty lucia should come supervise my shower soon~
-tonight, we're going to UQ to hear some lecture about missionaries! oh, "we're" being our small group.
-toms: tessa comes @ 4pm then carol lockwood @ 4pm to supervise my shower. righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^