Sunday, March 31, 2013

sunday post 113b

heylo again! firstly, em's new plodding total for sunday's now 2649 (digi proudly adds that 2649 steps also equals 890m or 42.9kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "christ's resurrection, and yours' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's five. righteo, events for today?
-awesome, second great sleep in three days! nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i confidently return to sleep, knowing that i have one full hour before PIG mum came to poke me up. actually, i even woke up once more for the pot!
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes", i used the pot :P once more for @ least three tinkles ad PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, plus one fukk mug of water. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car (of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day) and dad tootled us off to church.
-having finished my mostly silent chat to percy on the way to church, upon arrival PIG mum took me once to the loo then we joined service.
-'twas a combined service for easter today! reverend lam delivered the message, the choir sang and there was even a baptism afterwards!
-for worship, poor em had to stand for two songs. i sang everything, plus the harmony for @ least one song but meant absolutely nothing.
-after service, i went downstairs, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i grabbed some morning tea and sat down.
-hey, pole's grandparents are here! :D after i'd greeted them both, pole's grandpa was like, "hey, when are we gonna go eat a meal together?" dear 'ah yeh', he's the one who first called sizzlers see-lee-saa-laa. XD
-when morning tea was finished, the parents gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back up to the 4WD, and after tootling us home for his eyedrops, dad tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-today, i shared a whopper stunner deal with PIG mum. the burger and juice was all mine, but i only got about ten chips.
-after PIG mum tootled us home, i tootled online very briefly until kwany, janice and her friend came to pick me up!
-janice has a friend, shelley from canada, over visiting! shelley's got some music degree, lives in toronto, is from wunam but is ethnically chinese.
-kwany drove us to the powerhouse!
-i had a relaxing arvo, safely seated in sparkless. :o) kwany pushed sparkless with me, though he was funny and asked, "faster? slower? straight/in circles?" XD
-we posed for photos, then shared a big bowl of chips @ some restaurant/bar. yummy aoli~ i drank a pineapple juice; the other three drank lemon lime bitters.
-afterwards, kwany dropped me off back home. i went once more to the loo (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) then popped online. dearest dad's just arrived home. :o)
-anyways, i won't bbl tonight, coz dr. dr. tai's coming over for dinner!
-easter monday toms; dunno what we're doing. oh wells, if dad doesn't take PIG mum and i out anywhere, i can always sleep till 6pm before getting up. XD righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, March 30, 2013

SUNDAY POST 113

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2333 steps today but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online!!! >< hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 135d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 5450, although alas, i'm not really half a normal person today coz like 1700 of those steps were plodded last night. oh, and digi's final report says that5450 steps also equals 1.84km or 82.8kcal.XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. PIG mum's plodding her own twenty-five minutes now; think dearest dad and aunty a are watching shrek.
-toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. well, the special thing can be that it's a combined service toms!
-in the arvo, janice and kwany are taking me to the powerhouse! janice has a friend visiting from canada, i think.
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 135c

good evening! joni's devotional topic's "you're an example" and i won't bother trying to open digi coz hopefully i can bbl after one more loo trip and record everything down. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i happily played bejeweled and read house fanfiction until PIG mum come downstairs from pigland. alas, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-thus followed 60+ minutes (yes, MORE THAN ONE HOUR! ><) of stupid forced exercises for poor ela, followed by a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch and culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the treadmill for her.
-next, 'twas showertime - i washed and rinsed my hair today. horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts twenty times; usually, it'd be forty but luckily, aunty a arrived for dinner.

-afterwards, i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum only helping with elf's AFO.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa uncle pong's pumpkin, lotsa soup carrot and some other green, some cod and a little yummy chunk of BBQ chook, which i saved for last, of course. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup and after whatsapping aunty denise my new mobile number, i returned online.
-PIG mum ordered that i ring leanne and find out how lunch plans are going; leanne says she and peggy'll come get me from my place @ 12:30pm and take me for lunch!
-that's for easter monday, BTW. kylie, mel and jess will have lunch with me @ the pancake manor just before mid-april sometimes~
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl after 9pm with my final, final plodding total plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, March 29, 2013

satursay post 135b

heylo again! yup, i'm back using the mainframe; be prepared for lack of capital letters for this post coz ipaddy's been turned off. XD anyways, today (well, mostly last night XD) i've been hard @ work plodding 1780 steps, which digi proudly reports also equals 600m or 27.1kcal. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-lunch was one full bowlful of lettuce and four yummy boiled dumplings from aunty catherine. 'twas washed down with one yummy mug of green tea and yes, i sucked the teabag once. XD
-after lunch, i walked myself slowly and safely to the loo before plopping online, both times rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-haven't played any bejeweled yet! will do so now. XD
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday post 135

Good morning! (There's still three minutes before it becomes afternoon, see. XD) firstly, hello from ipaddy! Secondly, em's been hard at work plodding ... Uh, no, idiot digi won't open for me. XD So let's just start off with last night's events first!
-after the usual dinner, dad tootled PIG mum and I off to church for the Easter service!
-I headed downstairs; PIG mum took me once to the loo then left me seated in the hall and went back to the canto service upstairs.
-I sat beside Janice and wilfreddy last night, and got to remain seated for worship, yay. I sang both songs, plus their harmonies, but meant absolutely nothing, of course.
-speaker last night was an Irish man called Seth like Sam McGowan. Ok, I'm using ipaddy here, so apologies if what I'm writing makes no sense, coz silly ipaddy keeps butting in with his stupid auto text. XD
-sam's from Ireland! But he has a Japanese wife and he worked in Japan for ten years! Last night, he gave a sermon from John 3:16.
-oh, right before service started, Alan came and introduced himself to me! After service, I taught him how to walk with me holding ela, and he even got me the last hot potato wedge with weird sauce for supper!
-after dad tootled us home, I went for my nightly half-cuppa of milk then hit the sack.
-today: I used the pot :p once last night and once again this morning at 6:50am. Then I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through the day okay, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied
-I awoke to kiss PIG mum goodbye and to use the pot :p once more when she left for work, before spending another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-then daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, with me awaking once more to use the pot :p around 8:30.
-Ronnie jie jie came around that time, but dad said I could stay sleeping! So daddy bear and I snored, I didn't get up till like 10am.
-after one more pot trip, Ronnie jie jie helped me put on my AFO then walked behind me to the bathroom, where I brushed my teeth. After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly I went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-when that was done, Ronnie jie jie walked behind me to the gobbling :p table. Insisting that I help her prepare my breakfast, I got two slices of bread from the freezer, put them in the toaster then sat down and made myself a mug of milo.
-oh, TWFT topic's 'what wondrous love.'
-thanks to Ronnie jie jie who added one slice of cheese for me. As I munched away, we just chated.
-afterwards, we both used our iPads! Ronnie jie jie watched her Korean drama, while I played angry birds, then Tetris, setting a new high score for each, before plopping online for myself.
-at 12:30 pm, Ronnie jie jie walked behind me to the loo once more, where I managed fine by myself.
-and with good timing, too! Just as I sat back down on my seat, dearest dad arrived home~
-Ronnie jie jie left right away; day's whipping up some lunch for us now. As for me, I remembered to call aunty a and she'll be joining us for dinner around 6:30pm.
-toms: just church, nothing special. Well, the special thing's that Janice and Kwany are taking me to some place to catch up with Janice's friend from overseas! Righteo, hope to see everyone at church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

friday post 135

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2018 steps today (yeah, i'm just over two grand! digi proudly reports that 1881 steps also equals 670m or 32.2kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'how to die right' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's seventeen. righteo, events for today?
~woohoo, great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, emperor and i cuddled and snored. daddy bear was having a sulk by himself coz katrina the bunny refused to sing for him! "i don't wanna wake emily up, like cuddles did," she explained.
-anyways, i awoke to use the pot :P once more when dearest dad left to go do some work @ ronnie jie jie's place. then i snored and snored, not getting up till just before midday!
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, she didn't reappear for the next thirty! she's usually back within eighteen minutes, tops! when i asked her what had taken her so long, she'd replied, "oh, i told dad you seemed super-tired this morning, and he just said to let you sleep."
-anyways, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix without honey but with some thinly sliced banana. i also popped all my usual drugs :P and drank one big mug of water holding the cup 'incorrectly'. after breakfast, i continued reading mockingjay for awhile, also continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.

-before leaving, i went once to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to brian mcfadden's 'the irish connection' all day, too.
-dad started driving! our first stop was that giant BP station, where PIG mum and i went to pay the water bill.
-more driving (the parents also stopped somewhere and bought some prawns) until we reached some fish and chip place. PIG mum bought one slice of fish for us to share; i enjoyed mine with exactly ten chippies and like half a cup of yummy lipton's lemon iced tea.
-and that was the day! originally, dad was gonna take PIG mum and i down to the beach, but when he saw the time, he said, 'nah, it's getting late. maybe i'll take you guys there with aunty a on monday instead.
-back home, i plopped online, PIG mum hit upstairs for pigland and dearest dad went back out somewhere to buy me some milk.
-church easter service on tonight!
-and toms, sleep in!!! XD PIG mum's gonna work, but tessa's not coming, meaning i'm not getting outta bed lest dad and i clash ... annette did suggest i keep a book in my bed somewhere, get up and read when i feel i've had enough sleep. i'll run that idea by PIG mum tonight, see how she likes it.
-neither tess nor astrid's coming toms, maybe aunty a will? anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, March 28, 2013

thursday post 135c

good evening and one final greeting for thursday! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5994 (ha, i'm more than half a normal person tonight! XD), which digi proudly adds also equals 2.11km or 91.5kcal. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when annette arrived, i had a nice hot shower - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostrly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, annette helped with only my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO. no, sorry, she helped with my crop top, too.
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo toastie, but she lemme make a double perfect one! that's SEVENTH time this month, amazing! with that, i also drank one mug of twinings lady grey tea, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, annette massaged ela for about forty minutes. coz her family are jehovah's witnesses, they don't give/receive any chocolate easter eggs either, shame!
-before leaving, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's back next tuesday.
-i returned briefly online, till dad said 'twas time to leave! so one more quick loo trip for me, then dad tootled us off to carindale!
-alas, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme use sparkless. ><
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to foodcourt, where we all shared some korean cuisine for dinner.
-next, we went to the build-a-bear workshop! it's so cool; you pick a skin (there's all these different animals to choose from, like bears, cats, dogs, etc) (the parents found me this really cool rainbow coloured bunny! :D), then you go and stuff it (i took a seat, and the worker lady gave me this controller and i stuffed my own bunny! the lady told me to rub the heart over my head so she'll be as smart as me, my cheeks so i'll give my new teddy lotsa kisses and cuddles, etc.!) then the parents even lemme add a sound! @ first, i really wanted the happy birthday song sound, but PIG mum thought it only said 'happy birthday' and refused, so i picked out another sound that said 'i love you'. only after, when PIG mum realised that it was actually a song, did she go and ask the saleslady if she could please change the sound, and the awesome saleslady did! i made a point to walk over to where she was before she left to thank her personally for doing that for me. :o) i even printed out a birth certificate for her!
-afterwards, PIG mum just gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, actually, we both went once to the loo first.
-dad tootled us home and i plopped back online. alas, PIG mum just came and chucked some unholy cow @ me (and i suspect she's just gone upstairs to bitch to dad about me. ><), meaning that once again, i'll probably haveta sing myself to sleep again and not count. hey, that's god's decision.
-toms: easter friay public holiday! if dad isn't taking PIG mum and i anywhere, i'm planning to stay in bed till 5:45pm, then get up, have some dinner and go attend the church easter service. i'm downstairs with the english service; the parents are upstairs for the canto service. actually, dunno if i'll get the chance to come online toms, but lemme just tell you i'm definitely looking forward to saturday, coz i get to sleep-in! :D PIG mum's going to work, and i'm staying in bed until she gets home! only she'll head upstairs and have a shower before coming downstairs and having lunch before she even remembers that she has a daughter snugglin happily in bed. XD annette suggests i keep the mockinjay book near me, so i can get up and read it when i decide i've had enough sleep. hmm, sounds worth a try.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing easter friday end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. only, i'm really still owed THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! aiya, the list grows ever longer ... >< *sigh*

thursday post 135b

heylo again! firstly, em's new plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3014 (yeah, i'm just over three grand XD), which digi proudly states also equals 1.1km (cool, i'm past 1km, too! XD) and 46.2 kcal and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'silence was golden'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-actually, dad says we're going out! well, hopefully bbl, coz i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online!!!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

thursday post 135

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2704 steps today (digi proudly adds that 2704 steps also equals 910m or 41.5 kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'time out!' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-THREE MINUTES online after annette leaves @ 6pm!! but just noting down that i had writers group this morning, ate a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch then went to see the OTs. toms is easter friday: public holiday! if dad doesn't take us out, i plan to sleep till 5:55pm, get up, have dinner then go to BCAC for the good friday easter service. XD righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 135d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1071 (ha, just over one grand XD) and digi proudly adds that 1071 steps also equals 350m or exactly sixteen kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: writers group! we're just critiquing bob's longer story toms, but the homework topic for the fortnight after's 'music'. must remember to ask boyd for a definite word limit,
-fingers crossed for some yummy lunch afterwards!\
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 135c

good evening! idiot digi won't open for me, so i'll just continue with tonight's events!
-after finishing my last post, i bashed out my entry for the garden city creative writer's story competition! i'm writing bear bear's biography~
-when dearest dad called dinner @ 8pm, i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back before joining the parents for dinner, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa home-grown winter melon (i've decided i like winter melon better, although both are yummy), lotsa home-grown bok choy, some fish and three little chunks of pork mince. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, will return to completing bear bear's biography. fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total for wednesday and what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 135b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 798 (with digi proudly reporting that 798 steps also equals 260m or 11.7 kcal. XD oh, and joni's devotional topic's 'what if?' righteo, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived @ 3:59pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i have one tinkle before i flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (carol helps only with my back and era), mostly cream myself (again, carol helps with only my back and era) then mostly rekit myself (carol helps only with elf's AFO). then i walk over to the loo for two tinkles before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea's one bowl of that watery congee with pork, chinese mushroom and maybe scallops that PIG mum made for dearest dad's saw jaw. i also drink one mug of tea, white and two, holding it 'incorrectly'.
-we give each other easter eggs~ carol says you're not meant to eat any until easter sunday, dunno why?
-then, while i happily read mockingjay, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes while she watched ten's news.
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. i won't see her till next wednesday.
-me, i'm off to write my entry for the creative writers competition! fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

wednesday post 135

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 526 steps today (digi proudly reports that 536 steps also equals 170m or 7.7kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'let go of your independent attitude' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online after carol leaves @ ~6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, for the first time in just over one week, i had a great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip i spend the ten minutes until 7:15am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-returning to sleep with daddy bear and emperor, i awake briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he leaves for work and use the pot :P once more.
-happiness is returning to sleep with the two teddies, waking once more around 9:30am when the phone rings. using the pot :P once more, i hope, "maybe vincent the physio really has won the lotto and won't see me any more."
-then i fall back asleep! when mother pokes me up around 11am with fifteen more minutes, i cheer, "i don't haveta see him today, do i?" mother nods. 'yup. he's still feeling crook. remember to send him a get well soon e-mail."
-anyways, after fifteen more minutes, i swing myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum gets me kitted, gleefully FORCES :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush my teeth, then she gleefully FORCES :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-late breakfast is two yummy weetbix without honey but with sliced banana. i also pop all my usual drugs. :P
-today, aunty mecky arrives slightly late; when i ask her was she held up in traffic or something like that, she just says our clock must be fast. only i don't think so, coz i remember dad resetting it to the right time awhile back ...
-aunty bing kee comes to take lucky PIG mum out to the beach!
-first, i munch one yummy pear, before lunch is six yummy boiled dumplings with a tiny lil bit of soya sauce plus one lukewarm mug of yummy milo, my first to hold 'incorrectly'. here's one reason why i miss aunty wendy so: she would've fried the dumplings for me, coz the pastry did seem pretty thick ...
-after lunch, aunty mecky (who made herself baked chicken rice for lunch. another reason why i miss aunty wendy so: when i ate lunch, aunty wendy would be cleaning my room for me, and bringing bear bear and daddy bear out to visit me; aunty mecky didn't do that until i ask her where they were ...) took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read mockingjay, while aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for only twenty minutes. here's the third reason why i miss aunty wendy so: she used to do the rubbing for ela for ONE HOUR! today, aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for only twenty minutes, took the next FORTY minutes off, then only did another ten minutes! can i call that lazy? no, that's rude. but i think i'm perfectly justified to say that she's lazier than aunty wendy ...
-when PIG mum returned, i went once more to the loo then plopped online. aunty mecky left, and PIG mum's gone upstairs to pigland, saying i can let carol in myself.
-so yeah, carol's coming to supervise my shower today.
-after carol leaves, i've gotta write my competition entry for the garden city creative writers! i'd forgotten all about it until gabby re-emailed me the details today!
-so toms, there's obviously writers group.
-fingers crossed i can have some yummy lunch somewhere afterwards.
-and annette's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after lunch

tuesday post 112b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday (and probably my final, final plodding total for tuesday) now stands @ 1927. digi proudly reports that 1927 steps also equals 650m or 29.4 kcal, and joni's devotional topic's 'follow the leader'. righteo, (probable) final, final events for tonight?\
-amanda arrived just before 4pm; she'd bought me a belated birthday present! :D
-anyways, a nice hot shower for me today - i washed my own hair, but thanks to amanda who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before amanda flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted. then i went over to the toilet, asked amanda please for one mug of water - the first i could hold 'incorrectly' then did a stinky unspeakable.
-afterwards, arvo tea was my other yummy inari i'd saved from lunch, plus one mug of twinings lady grey tea, white and two, my second and last for the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-then, while i happily read mockingjay, amanda massaged ela for about twenty minutes, until PIG mum came downstairs, hit me with some eye goo then said 'twas time we left for toastmasters.
-thanks muchly to amanda who helped me with my seatbelt both ways, she also said i could flip radio channels. i chose 96.5 FM, hoping to catch seven's news simulcast.
-only we arrived @ toastmasters just before 6pm! XD
-thankfully, it's now dark enough not to require that i walk up the ramp to the building where toastmasters gets held.
-upstairs, amanda took me once to the loo then left me with all the other arriving people (i came third tonight) and left to eat her sandwich which she'd brought along for her own dinner.
-tonight, i was timekeeper! the hilarious thing was that the bell (which neil later told me was broken) wasn't there, so for people who went overtime (namely georgina with the general evaluation) i just went "ding ding', then 'ding ding ding' and finally "DING DING DING DING"! georgina ended up lasting just over thirteen minutes for an eight minute slot. XD
-shaun picked me for table topics! originally, i thought the theme was 'cars' (that was what was printed on the agenda, anyways) but shaun must've thought 'twas 'colours' coz he gave all these colour questions! mine was, 'what colour would you dye your pet dog?" first, i talked about PIG mum's terror of anything that moved but wasn't human, then i moved onto the topic i've said @ least once before during toastmasters: blue underwear. XD
-we ended like fifteen minutes late tonight, prolly coz we had lotsa guests tonight and they were all invited to give comments!
-amanda took me once more to the loo, then tootled me back to the warrigal square maccas, where PIG mum had gleefully restricted me to only a small chips and small orange.
-i said my thanks and byes to amanda before going inside. she comes back next fortnight, to take me to the next toastmasters!
-dinner was my yummy small fries, orange juice and a lil bowl of congee with pork and some vegetable that PIG mum had cooked for poor dad's swollen jaw.
-then i returned online.
-toms: lol, i'm still hoping that vincent the physio won't feel better enough to see me for physio! XD nah, that's mean; i hope he gets better soon.
-aunty mecky comes to mind me for three hours. think PIG mum's going out with aunty bing gei for lunch, lucky thing.
-then carol comes to supervise my shower.
-and it's ice-cream night toms night, yay! like i keep saying every week, a lil's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, March 25, 2013

TUESDAY POST 112

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1511 steps today (digi proudly adds that 1511 steps also equals 500m exactly or 23.1kcal. XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'be real' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-SIX MINUTES online tonight after i get home from toastmasters!!righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P twice last night, once this morning and once again when dearest dad left for work. then i spent ten minutes having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-cuddling emperor and daddy bear (cuddles was moved outside after the 'alarm clock' fiasco XD), i went back to sleep, waking to use the pot :P once more around 10am when the phone rang. 'oh, hopefully that's vincent the physio," i thought to myself sleepily. "maybe hefinally won the gold lotto and will bugger off overseas forever, thus leaving me alone." XD
-after PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes," turns out my prayers were partially answered; unsurprisingly, vincent the physio didn't win the gold lotto, but the poor was was crook. personally, i was just relieved for the reprieve.XD
-after three more tinkles in the pot :P, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix without honey, but with some yummy sliced banana. i also popped lotsa drugs :P (relax, just health supplements XD) with one tall full mug of water.
-before tootling me off to pincushion practise, PIG mum took me back to eyewear wyecare (other way around, sorry XD) and got my glasses readjusated. lol, i mock-wailed @ shelley, "are you saying my head's too fat?!" XD PIG mum and i also had a chat to glenda, who told us all about her trip to bali!
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off to pincushion practice. i got a belated birthday present from dr. lin and my very first easter egg and bunny! :D
-when ouchy pincushion practice was finally over, PIG mum took me to the loo once then tootled us off to sushi train for lunch. alas, she restricted me from having any yummy udon, but two inari, one plateful of chicken sushi and one eel sushi (PIG mum had the other herself) was still nice. besides, i got to suck my green tea teabag and hold the mug 'incorrectly'. i also rang dearest dad and asked him how he was coping with work, nursing his poor swollen jaw.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home, i went once to the loo then plopped online.
-actually, no i didn't, not yet! first i yakked for twenty minutes with some survey person about my disability.
-anyways, i've about forty minutes left for myself, yay!
-amanda's taking me to toastmasters tonight; i'm timekeeper! the theme's 'cars'.
-toms: would i be evil to admit i wished vincent the bloody physio wasn't all better yet? XD coz i'm supposed to see him, before aunty mecky comes and spends three hours with me. carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, then it's ice-cream night toms night, yeah!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 124d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 5424, which digi proudly says also equals 1.82km or 81.8kcal. personally, i'm just glad that i'm more than half a normal person today. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-one more loo trip for me after i finish my last post.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-actually, PIG mum says she might take me back to eyewear eyecare to get the spare pair of glasses i picked up yesterday readjusted, coz dad says thee frame's too broad for my fat head. XD
-fingers crossed that i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant for lunch!
-amanda's coming to supervise my shower toms, then she's taking me out to toastmasters! i'm timekeeper toms night~
-righteo, hoping everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 124c

good evening! idiot digi won't lemme know how much further i've plodded, so i'm just gonna note down that joni's devotional topic's 'the annunciation'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-alas, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises for her, followed by some for elf. next was a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod not twenty, but TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES on the bloody treadmill. >< meaning i needed a complete set change of clothes afterwards, of course.
-dinner: yay, still the yummy rice, with lotsa PIG mum's home-grown lettuce, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some cod and one yummy chunk of tofu.
-after dinner, PIG mum demanded that i do marketing research (i.e. flip through some kmart catalogue) for three minutes before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total, final, final events for today plus what's happening tomorrow after one more toilet trip, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 124b

heylo again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 2759, with digi proudly adding that 2759 steps also equals 920m or 41.5kcal. XD alas, horrid PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how many stupid exercises for her, but fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, March 24, 2013

monday post 124

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2471 steps today (digi adds proudly that 2471 steps equals 830m or 37.1kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'the treasure within you'. righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning, when PIG mum came downstairs and kindly changed my pad for me around 6:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 7am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then, cuddling emperor, we resumed our happy snorings together, me waking up once more to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:45am.
-more happy snorings with emperor and cuddles - oh, i forgot to tell you about him! dr. lee gave me cuddles yesterday after bible study, also showing me that he played some sound when you pressed his hand. idiot me promptly forgot all about it, until i rolled over and pressed the button while in bed sleeping this morning. cuddles' singing of course woke me up, and i was like, "huh? when did PIG mum put an alarm clock somewhere on my bed?' but i couldn't find it, so went back to sleep.
-so after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes and i was using the pot :P for three more tinkles, i told her about the mysterious alarm clock and she tried to find it, obviously without any success. somehow, though, the smart woman connected the sound to cuddles! XD
-after three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the merest and thinnest stream of honey ever, one tall full mug of water and many drugs! :P one krill oil, one cranberry, one garlic, one evening primrose oil and one OPC grapefruit!
-during breakfast, i continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay. after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we still listened to brian mcfadden's 'the irish connection' all day, too. whilst PIG mum drove, i kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel; then, opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, then kindly left me with some MS magazine before she went back downstairs to pay margit.
-lauren came for me and Forced me to walk in.
-physio today was also with this third year student! i did: eight minutes on the tilt table, ten sit-to-stands, cone work and block work for ela and about four laps of walking. before i left, kat gave me a birthday present!
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before driving me to eyewear eyecare to pick up my spare pair of glasses! we also bumped into our neighbours uncle alan and aunty emily, who were doing some grocery shopping @ woolies.
-we enjoyed lunch afterwards @ lok fok. as usual, PIG mum restricted me to just half a plate, saving the other half for arvo tea. but we shared a cold milk tea~
-after getting my new specs, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy groceries.
-one more toilet trip for me before PIG mum tootled us home. again, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes before ela opened and closed her palm @ least twenty-five times.
-well, carol should arrive to supervise my shower soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, else:
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. ><
-fingers crossed that i can have lunch @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards!
-amanda's coming to supervise my shower in the arvo and taking me to toastmasters! i'm timekeeper~ fingers crossed i can buy some dinner afterwards.
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 112e

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @5453. awesome, digi reckons i'm just over half a normal person today. XD digi would also like to provide us with his final report: 5453 steps also equals 1.73km or 85.5kcal. XDoh, and the final, final spam count for the weekend's now four. righteo, final, final events for sunday?
-aunty nga rang! the poor woman had to work overtime during the weekend. ><
-after i hung up, i yakked with leanne very briefly; alas, PIG mum heard us, wandered over and demanded the phone call end. :o( leanne says she'll call me back toms night, though. :o)
-first horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 35+ minutes of stupid exercises.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-finally, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. for some reason, she told dad to stay with me during that (dunno what she was doing?) but dad for some reason chucked a cow @ me and said that if i only walked twenty minutes, he'd go and die somewhere; i certainly didn't want that, so i walked one more second for him. only i'm definitely gonna sing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! ><
-meaning i needed a complete set change of clothes; it's quite hot still, you know! despite the cracking storm we had tonight!
-anyways, PIG mum's plodding her own time on the treadmill right now.
-toms: 10am UQ physio session with lauren. fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ sunnybank oriental/dong fong afterwards; i know she can't stand me having one meal by myself, but i'm happy to take back half for arvo tea with carol, who's coming to supervise my shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 112d

good evening again! alas, digi's refusing to open again, so lemme just note down that i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online after PIG mum gleefully forces me on goodness knows how long of stupid activities come 8pm. >< anyways, continuing today's events?
-after drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO), PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk outside, where i returned online briefly.
-when dad called dinnertime, i went once more to the loo before joining the parents for dinner.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower (for some strange reason, with yummy corn sauce! i wonder why?), some cod and some yummy chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyhow, i'm off to play some bejeweled now. XD fingers crossed i can bbl one more time tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 112c

good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3425 (digi proudly adds that 3425 steps also equals 1.05km or 54.6kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic for tonight's 'notice the me's" and thirdly, the new spam count for the weekend's three. anyways, continuing today's events?
-before showering, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-'twas a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today. horrid PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts twenty times. bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. just note that i'm still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

sunday post 112b

heylo again! em's plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3257, with digi also proudly adding that 3257 steps equals exactly 1km or 52.1kcal. anyways, today i had weetbix for breakfast, dr. lee taught bible study about salvation, then he gave me a birthday present! meet cuddles the blue teddy bear wearing a broncos jersey, made from the make-a-bear shop! :D anyways, after service, we went to plaza for lunch, and i bought a kebab from naz's aunty coz we obviously won't be going there come good friday! (it's not open.) back home, joey and bee came over; bee bought me this little packet of coke lollies from the hong kong disneyland! unfortunately, joey didn't feel like going out for drinks, alas; instead, we just played scattergories then wii (speed slice then 100-pin bowling). toms i've got UQ physio with lauren; fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to sunnybank plaza/dong fong for lunch, and it's carol coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. alas, PIG mum's demanding i shower now; poor ela. >< anyways, just noting that i'm still owed  ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online!!! *sigh*

Saturday, March 23, 2013

sunday post 112

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2936 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2936 steps also equals 990m (lol, almost 1km, maybe later. XD) and 47.2kcal); secondly, TWFT topic's 'the 'blessed' man and woman'"; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's two but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back home from drinks with joey and kwany!!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 134d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3962 (digi's final report states that 3962 also equals 1.32km or 62.2kcal XD). righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-alas, PIG mum suddenly thought it'd be fun to gleefully force poor elf on a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, followed by her letting dad gleefully FORCE :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. meaning i needed a complete set change of clothes afterwards. *sigh* anyways, PIG mum's plodding her own twenty minutes now.
-toms: just church, definitely nothing special. fingers crossed that i can grab some lunch @ plaza afterwards~
-in the arvo, kwany and i are getting drinks @ sakuraya! yup, mel mel's already given us her permission~
-anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 134c

good evening! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1788 (digi importantly adds that 1788 steps also equals 590m or 27.6kcal) and joni's devotional topic's 'highs and lows'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-alas, i didn't get very far having my naruto fix, coz PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
-thus followed 30+ minutes of forced exercises for poor ela, while aunty a watched on, having arrived for dinner around 6:45pm.
-before dinner, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegies, some cod and some yummy chicken. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before i walked myself slowly and safely back to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for tonight plus what's happening tomorrow, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 134b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for saturday noq stands @ 1507. yeah, i'm just over 1.5 grand~ anyways, digi importantly adds that 1507 steps also equals exactly 500m or twenty-three kcal. righteo, continuing today's events?
-tess got me kitted and we walked over together to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who'd already prepared everything for me.
-after drinking one cup of water, i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-once that was done, tess and i linked arms and walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-for breakfast, tess fed me this plate of rice and vegetables she called my 'birthday breakfast' and also put some ham and eggs (thinly cut spam, woohoo! won't hope for that again until june!) into some toast for me. i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-while i wrote my letter out to nana, tess massaged ela for thirty minutes.
-at midday, she took me once to the loo for three tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, i drank one yummy warm mug of milo holding the mug 'incorrectly' before ringing aunty nga and yakking for awhile with her. that mickey pig, he's still in bed! XD
-before leaving @ 1pm, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. that's right; must remember to e-mail lynda and ask her about next saturday; apparently, tessa's not coming? but PIG mum's working, i'm pretty sure ...
-dad didn't come downstairs and feed me lunch till about 1:30pm; roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, spooned down with one bowlful of soup.
-he tried to make me sit until 2pm, but i haveta be online BY 2pm for two hours, so just before 2pm i walked myself slowly and safely to the computer and plopped online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. also thanks to dad who popped me one garlic tablet for idiot eln; alas, it hasn't worked. ><
-i happily tootled online till about 3:45pm, when i realised i really needed to pee. but suddenly, annette arrived @ 3:45pm!
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (annette helped only with my back, era and ell) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO).
-annette Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo toastie - but she lemme make a double perfect one, yeah! that's the SIXTH time this month already, awesome! :Dwith that, i also made myself one cup of twinings lady grey, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my last for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-annette turned on the news while i was still munching away and started massaging ela. i happily read 'mockingjay'.
-before leaving @ precisely 5:45pm, annette took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-me, i dunno why the news isn't working tonight; but will try to get my naruto fix now.
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ plaza afterwards!
-kwany's coming to visit me toms arvo! he's not sure will anyone else come with him, coz they're all doing small groups training, but mel mel already gave us her permission when i saw them two nights ago @ garbo to have drinks @ sakuraya. XD
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, March 22, 2013

saturday post 134

good afternoon! horrid digi won't open for me! XD so i'll just report that YWFT topic's 'bumps' and let's start off with last night's events first!
~when dad called dinner, i made my way slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table and joined dad, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner last night: the yummy rice, lotsa some vegetable, some chicken and some duck!
-actually, PIG mum's just returned home safely from work and has kindly opened digi for me; he proudly reports that i've been hard @ work plodding 1029 steps today (keeping in mind that like 700 of those steps were plodded last night @ pole's), which also equals 340m or 15.6kcal.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, and after one more loo trip, dad tootled me off to pole's for small groups!
-i was the first to arrive; pole directed me to sit in an armchair! yeah, complete, blessed safety for the night~
-about eight other people arrived tonight, the only regular missing was kelvin, i think.
-first, pole got us all to share about sth that made us happy; jeff shared that eating noodles @ some place @ warrigal square made him happy (hence the suggestion we all go there for dinner when we have our group social later this year); nat shared that talking with aunty frances made her happy; pole shared some really cute folder she brought from hong kong that made her happy and i shared how having little mickey pig playing me happy birthday.
-then we did bible study from second timothy chapter two. thanks again to nat who lent me a pen, even though the first one she passed me didn't work. XD
-someone bought mini snickers bars and roadies 9the little biscuits) to munch on~
-also huge thanks to pole who poured me half a glass of milk before driving me home. she asked uncle calvin to please lock the front door after we'd gone; i also called 'good night, uncle calvin!" and felt very flattered when he called back, 'good night, emily! @ me! see he DOES know my name! XD
-back home, immediate bedtime. zzz~
-today: yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after a pot :P trip i spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.then, cuddling emperor, we resumed our happy snorings together, me waking up once more to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work around 7:35am.
-spending ten more minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, i then happily still 9:45am before nature called again.
-surprise was when tess arrived five minutes after that, ten minutes early! she came inside, started cleaning and yakking with dearest dad, and didn't come to get me until like 10:45am.
-one more pot :P trip and one more tinkle for me, before realising i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable and just returning to bed brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 134b

heylo again and one final greeting for friday! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2653 (digi proudly gives his final report that 2653 steps also equals 890m or exactly t40.7XD) and the final, final spam count for the week now stands @ fifty-nine. righteo, final, final events for friday?
-woohoo, great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, i was gonna have a mostly silent chat with percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay, but instead, i fell back asleep! XD awaking suddenly @ 7:15am, i was like, 'lol, sleep now, talk later." XD
-i did awake to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he kissed me good-bye before leaving for work and use the pot :P once more, but happiness was falling back asleep with emperor (daddy bear wailed that he was too lonely by himself, now that bear bear had retired XD) until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drained holding the mug 'incorrectly 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. once she left the driveway, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo. coming outside, i bumped into kat! "happy birthday!" she greeted me, coming for a hug. "i baked you a cake; we'll share it later together." PIG mum IMMEDIATELY snapped, "you get a very small slice only." lol, i knew she was gonna be like that; no sweat! XD
-physio today with lauren was assisted by two third years! i did: weight shifting, work @ the parallel bars, work for ela, @ least four laps walking along hallway. can't remember did i do any sit-to-stands; prolly. XD
-afterwards, everyone sang me happy birthday, i blew out an imaginary candle XD and we shared cake! my first experience with gluten-free products: it's really dry! lucky i'm not gluten-intolerant! after i finished my little slice, i asked lauren please was i allowed one more, but the moment my fingers closed over one, PIG mum hurried over and demanded that i put it back! "what?" i defended myself, "lauren said i could have another one!" PIG mum just snapped, "all the students are sharing the rest. put. it. back. now." huh, party pooper. ><
-when we left, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled me off to see mrs. dent for lunch @ the underwood coffee club! mrs. dent had texted earlier and said that she'd be late; we both just poked our smartphones until she arrived.
-alas, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme enjoy a delicious eggs benedict by myself today, demanding we share. :o( i chose the fish and chips; the good thing was that PIG mum allowed me a chocolate thick-shake! :D
-today, unsurprisingly, PIG mum dominated the conversation. i just munched away my yummy food, while mrs. dent listened to PIG mum yak while eating her own food. baby alexis is seven months old now, and already gets swimming lessons!
-after lunch, PIG mum tootled us home. originally, she'd PINKY-PROMISED me on thursday morning that she'd buy me some sushi for afternoon tea on friday; now she went back on her word and said i could have those chocolate brownie things i'd made @ the OT clinic yesterday. *sigh*
-i went to the loo once when we got home (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), then walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-when aunty lucia arrived @ 4:15pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so one nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia turned the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. aunty lucia went outside to get me one short sock for erf; while she was outside i had one more tinkle. after she rekitted me, aunty lucia Forced me to walk outside for some arvo tea.
-alas, horrid PIG mum would only lemme have one more little chunk of the chocolate brownies i'd made with the OTs yesterday; what's more, she restricted me to just water. *sigh*
-before aunty lucia left, she took me once more to the loo.
-PIG mum's just left to party with her workmates; they're having dinner @ michael's oriental for a colleague's 60th birthday party!
-me, i'm going to pole's house for small groups tonight! we're just doing a bible study.
-toms: tess comes from 10am till 1pm (i've gotta write nana a letter but send it to mrs. dent's place), then annette from 4pm till 6pm. expect a pissy plodding total, coz i'm not going out toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, March 21, 2013

friday post 134

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2212 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 750m or 33.7kcal XD); secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'grab onto grace'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'winning your personal war with satan'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's fifty-eight but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves around 5pm!!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
~usually, carol arrives just before 4pm. how come 'twas already 4:10pm but she wasn't here yet? i call upstairs and ask PIG mum; she calls back downstairs, "carol just texted me; said she's running late. >< drat, it would haveta be the thursday night when i get to hit, garbo, too! ><
-so when carol arrived @ 4:15pm, i immediately got up and opened the door @ her, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. "how come you're late, carol?" i moaned to her as i was getting ready for my showers. 'you're usually always punctual, but why'd you haveta come late on my fortnightly trip to garbo?" ><
-'it's not my fault!" she screeched back. "this student we usually take had an operation and we'd been told earlier that he didn't require our transportation, but suddenly his mum rings us and says and car tyre's blown! meaning we had to drive him home!"
-meaning carol helped me with the hairwash today, the rinsing and also some clothes -putting on. i arrived @ garbo @ 5:05pm, meaning i still got to happily read for eighty-five minutes. i'm almost finished ender's shadow!
-at 6:30pm, carol came back for me, took me once to the loo and then we hit foodcourt for dinner!
-i got my usual, yum. carol had a curry chicken rice from hanaichi.
-after dinner, our first trip was dick smiths, where i updated on a ipad for ten/fifteen minutes.
-then we went all the way downstairs to the reject shop (stopping for a quick browse @ jayjays) where i picked up a new scrubbing brush for ela's hand massage, a wedding card for evan and janice and a birthday card for nana!
-i also bumped into kwany and mel mel! :D they were @ the reject shop to buy a swimming noodle for kwany's mum. lol, i almost introduced him to carol as 'kwany' before remembering his first name was 'david'!
-carol also said i could buy myself something up to five bucks from the reject shop as my birthday present to her! i chose this really cute rabbit head (no arms/legs), which i thought was three bucks, but the guy charged as eight! "oh, i thought it was only two bucks!" said carol. i thought she'd take it back and get me to choose sth else, but she still bought it for me! :D
-last stop for the night: hungry jacks for a storm with oreo cookies and a squirt of chocolate topping! lol, turns out the guy who made me one last fortnight actually made me one with flake chocolate, oreo cookies atorm are lumpier! XD
-one more loo trip for me, then carol tootled me home. somehow i was stupid enough to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk to the kitchen and let her gleefully force poor ela to help with pouring me half a mug of milk before i was booted to bed. zzz~
-hey, aunty lucia should arrive soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events, else i had a great sleep last night, UQ physio today and lunch @ the coffee club with mrs. dent! tonight i'm going to pole's for small groups, then toms tessa's coming @ 10am before annette comes @ 4pm to supervise my shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

thursday post 134

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2126 steps today (which digi proudly says equals 720m or 33.2kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topicx's 'winning your personal war with satan (4)'; thirdly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'a humbling wordfrom god' but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIVE MINUTES online after i get home from garbo with carol tonight!!! >< *sigh* the list grows longer like each week, whenever i'm going out ... :o( anyways, let's start off with last night's events first!
-when mr. hall arrived, i made my way slowly and safely to the front door and let him in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over. mr. hall then sat down with me @ the gobbling :P table for a yak, but declined dad's offer to stay for dinner with us, because he had some church meeting to attend. lol, i never knew he was a church-going man!
~i walked mr. hall out when he left. he's going to numea for a holiday!
-then i returned online and awaited the rest of our dinner guests. the slams had arrived when mr. hall was over, see.
-after aunty a and ronnie jie jie arrived also, dad called dinner, and i joined everyone @ the gobbling :P table after one quick loo trip.
-dinner was that peking duck dad bought from the calamvale and chinese BBQ restaurant earlier! we also had chicken, rice and lotsa vegies.
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, then we all just yakked the night away~
-suddenly, lights out! dad comes bearing the cake anna bought for me, with candles all a-lit! i listen to the birthday song, blow the candles then make a wish. before the cake gets served, though, i take one quick trip to the loo.
-back @ the gobbling :P table munching cake, we all continue chatting. suddenly, the phone rings; it's mickey! dad passes him to me, and i ask mickey will he sing me the happy birthday song? nope, the small brat promptly passes the phone to aunty nga. "see, i told you ypour son didn't love me!" i mock-wailed @ her. XD then i feel heaps better, coz aunty nga gets mickey to play the happy birthday song on the piano for me! :D
-that's about the time our dinner guests leave. i'm booted to bed immediately afterwards, but not before i meet my new smartphone!!! :D
-today: yay, awesome start of life as a twenty-six year old; i had a great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:05am and after a pot :P trip, i was considering having my mostly silent chat to percy right away, but bear bear snuggled deeper into tum tum and said, "let's not. today's my last morning with you; can we please just snuggle and sleep?"well, of course i couldn't deny my bear bear that, so snuggle and sleep we did, me waking again to use the pot :P and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work around 8am.
-happiness was falling back asleep with dearest bear bear and waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came inside the bedroom and poked me with "fifteen more minutes.'
-when she came back, i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself baxck when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever, all my usual drugs and one full mug of water, which i drained holding the mug 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also started a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-before leaving i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-when that was done, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to brian mcfadden's 'the irish connection' (my new CD) all day, too!
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ to see the OTs! until she reached coronation drive, i kept both eyes closed and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. somewhere along coronation drive, i opened both eyes. era helped ela stretch for five minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, we both went up one level to use the loo, then sat back downstairs to await the OTs.
-today, i made chocolate brownies!
-afterwards, PIG mum and i both went to the loo once more then she tootled us off to madtongsan for lunch!
-as we arrived, we bumped into aunty katie and fisobao!
-i stuck with my usual favourite, the cheese pork cutlet. PIG mum had some stone bowl thing. she told me i didn't haveta finish the rice if i was full, but hey, i'm a rice bucket, of COURSE i finished the rice!
-after paying, PIG mum tootled us home. i raced inside, used the loo once (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then plopped online.
-carol's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio with lauren. hope she remembers to chuck me a birthday party!
-we're meeting up with mrs. dent @ the underwood coffee club for lunch for my belated birthday celebrations! :D
-and aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo.
-oh, and i'm off to pole's for small group toms night! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post 134b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2400 exactly, with digi proudly reporting that 2400 steps equals 760m or 35.2kcal. anyways, continuing today's events?
-when carol arrived just before 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

wednesday post 134

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2029 steps today (lol, just over two grand XD; digi proudly reports that 2029 steps also equals 650m and exactly thirty kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'winning your personal war with satan (3)' butthirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves @ 6pm!!! righteo, events for today?
-yup, i slept upstairs with bear bear last night. :o) PIG mum helped me to the loo once around 1am; she hadn't even gone to sleep yet!!!
-this morning, i went to the loo before brushing teeth before tumbling downstairs.
-after drinking some water and reading mockingjay for awhile, PIG mum tootled us off to meet kim and cass for breakfast @ the warrigal square maccas!
-i tried sth new today! it's called the roadhouse brekkie roll; originally, PIG mum had refused, saying that 'twas too many calories for me, but then she was like, "oh, whatever, it's your birthday"!
-kim handmade me this really pretty birthday card! and i got a cool new mug and another tin of milo! but cass was evil; when i tore open the wrapping paper, there was a piece i was holding which cass said 'twas a hay! strange ... but i put it onto my head, sending her into fits of laughter; 'twas honestly just wrapping paper! but she took a photo of it and says she'll put that up onto facebook so everyone can have a laugh @ me. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-i asked for a massage when i arrived, but he said 'no, coz i've actually bought you a present.'!
-physio today: sat first go, then just did exercises for ela.
-my birthday present from him turned out to be this mug! when i asked him did he just grab some old mug from their kitchen pantry, i got an offended look. "no, i bought that from kmart.' XD
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home and aunty mecky came over to mind me.
-first, i ate a pear, while our neighbour, aunty emily, wandered over for some reason.
-lunch was six yummy fried dumplings that aunty rose had made for me! i enjoyed that with a mug of chocolate nesquik.
-after lunch, aunty mecky took me once to the loo then i sat and continued reading mockingjay, reaching page 100 @ like 1:50pm.
-aunty mecky massaged ela for about twenty minutes, rested for like thirty minutes, then massaged her for ten more minutes. ah, no, sorry, i mean she did the rubbing for ela.
-when PIG mum came home, aunty mecky took me once more to the loo then i plopped online.
-carol should come supervise my shower soon.
-tonight, dad's called the slams and ronnie jie jie over for dinner! we're still trying to reach aunty a.
-toms: UQ OT? not acupuncture, not physio, not writers group ... dunno, but carol's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 111c

good evening, and one final greeting for tonight! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2961 (and digi proudly reports that 2961 steps also equals 710m and 44.7kcal XD) and joni's devotional topic's 'first line of defense'. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i'd started the reflections, but didn't get very far, coz dinner was called! i took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back before joining the parents for dinner, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner 'twas the yummy rice tonight, lotsa cucumber, lotsa uncle pong's winter/hairy melon and some coral trout. dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup.
-actually, PIG mum claimed the soup was too hot for me, but instead of letting me read, she gleefully forced me to play the wii with her for 45+ minutes! *sigh* i wouldn't actually mind, except (1) i'd much rather be online doing my own stuff and (2) she only lemme use the pointer, meaning i'm only using my third finger right now and giving the pointer a rest. but i'll go back to using both the third and the pointer toms.
-before returning online, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: it's my BIRTHDAY!!! XD alas, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio to endure first. but no matter how he treats me, i wanna be able to count numbers to sleep on my first night of being a twenty-six year old!
-aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours; too bad she's a jehovah's witness and doesn't believe in celebrating birthdays ... but oh well.
-oh, and i'm meeting up with cass and kim for a birthday breakfast at maccas! must check out the menu!
-carol's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. alas, she can't bring me another scratchie like she did last year coz apparently, PIG mum frowned upon it.
-at night, dad's invited the slams over for dinner. technically, i'nm a lil peeved, coz it's MY birthday and choice ofr dinner should belong with ME, but alas, no, dad's already forbidden me to eat out toms night for my birthday. :o(
-anyways, am off now to finish my reflections on being twenty-five, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. will sleep upstairs tonight, coz PIG mum's forcing my dearest bear bear into retirement the day after toms and he asked me this morning if we could please sleep upstairs once more like we used to.

tuesday post 111b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2275 (with digi importantly adding that 2249 steps also equals 480m or 33.9 kcal. XD) righteo, continuing today's events?
~annette arrived around 3:41pm; when she anounced her presence, i made my way slowly and safely to the door and let her inside, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a shower for me today - i washed and rinsed my own hair. yet i can't say 'twas a nice hot shower; the water was barely lukewarm!!! ><
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (annette helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (annette only helped with my back, era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (annette helped only with elf's AFO). then i wandered over to the loo for two tinkles before annette Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-i enjoyed the leftovers from my yummy lunch; oh, and did i tell you aunty jenny also gave me this thick winter red jacket and a twenty dollar red pocket? :D
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before ronnie jie jie tootled us home (i'd wanted to use the loo once acupuncture had finished, but both the male and female toilets were being used.
-back home, i plopped online and PIG mum left for her scan.
-suddenly, the phone rings! it's annette, asking can she please come and leave fifteen minutes earlier today?
-okay, i've just realised i've gotten totally sidetracked. XD
-i also drank one mug of twinings lady grey, white sweetened with one spoonful of honey, holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, annette massaged ela for about forty-five minutes while i started reading mockingjay!
-before she left, annette took me once more to the loo. she's having steak for dinner tonight and will come back on saturday; when i asked her why did she ditch me for thursday's late night shopping, she defended herself by saying that CODA had ditched her first. XDA
-anyways, the news isn't working tonight, so i'm gonna start blogging about my reflections for being twenty-five! hopefully bbl coz i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, March 18, 2013

tuesday post 111

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1872 steps today (digi proudly records that 1872 steps also equals 630m or 28.1kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'winning your personal war with satan (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-TWO MINUTES online after annette leaves! anyways, today i had a torture session with vincent the bloody physio, pincushion practice then lunch with ronnie jie jie @ the calamvale chinese and BBQ restaurant; toms i've got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio, aunty mecky will come spend three hours with me then carol's coming to supervise my shower. biggest thing tomorrow: my BIRTHDAY!!! must try find time to write in my birthday reflections sometime tonight also~
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 123e

hey, this is the first time ever i've managed FIVE posts in one day! XD anyways, em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4121, with digi proudly reporting that 4121 steps also equals 1.34km or 62.2kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-don't remember did i return online after carol left, but @ 6:30pm PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises, followed by a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch for poor elf, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, meaning i needed a complete set change of clothes afterwards.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa uncle pong's yummy hairy melon, lotsa little tong vegetable, a lil beef and one chunk of yummy coral trout. dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: argh, it's a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< even worse, i've gotta see him for two consecutive days, both toms and the day after ... ><
-for some reason, ronnie jie jie's joining us afterwards and accompanying me to pincushion practice, dunno why ... but hopefully we can have lunch together @ somewhere yummy afterwards~
-will annette come to supervise my shower afterwards? she usually comes every second tuesday (not when amanda's taking me to toastmasters), but carol's already said she's taking me to garbo on thursday, so i'm not sure ... but anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 123d

good evening again! lol, i can't open digi, so i'll just note down that joni's devotional topic's 'he cares for you'. not that i'm convinced of it, duh. anyways, continuing tonight's events?
-i'm reading the silly fanfic from house i wrote more than six years ago when all the ladies leave. PIG mum's home soon after, though, and i go do a stinky unspeakable before returning online to await carol's arrival.
-when she does arrive, i walk myself slowly and safely to the door and let her in, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i wash and rinse my own hair today. carol says she'll be taking me to garbo on thursday! wonder what happened with annette?
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped only with my back and era) and mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with my AFO). then i went over to the loo for two tinkles, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-thanks to PIG mum who brought me some sushi for afternoon tea before coming home from work, but zero thanks to her who gave me that little soya sauce, the last two chunks i ate (there were four) totally went without! *sigh* and i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes. i finished the first fifty pages of 'my brother jack', immediately discarded it, then asked carol please to bring the third hunger games book, mockingjay, over. only she couldn't find it, lol. XD
-before leaving, carol took me once more to the loo for three tinkles (so many, coz she was working out with PIG mum how to get sparkless 2 into her boot without hurting her back. only they couldn't figure out a way, and now carol's gonna take me to garbo in our 4WD!
-hey, fingers crossed i can brb, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 123c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2113 (yeah, i'm over two grand; digi also reports that 2113 equals 700m and 33.4 kcal. XD) righteo, continuing today's events?
-alas, horrid PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do more stupid exercises for her. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, March 17, 2013

monday post 123b

heylo again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1662 (digi importantly adds that 1662 steps equals 550m or 26.4 kcal XD). righteo, continuing today's events?
-aunty joanne and her friend came over to mind me; dad left for work.
-they also made me dumplings for lunch! :D i enjoyed about eight yummy fried ones plus one mug of yummy milo, my first to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, aunty joanne walked behind me back to the computer, where she added me as a friend on facebook and checked her own e-mail.
-suddenly, there's a third lady come here! dunno who she is. XD
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 123

good morning! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1556 steps today (digi reports that also equals 520m or 24.8 kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'winning your personal war with satan (1)'. anyways, coz aunty joanne's coming over soon, lemme just say that i had UQ physio today and that carol's coming to supervise my shower. tomorrow, i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio then annette comes to supervise my shower. fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 111c

ne final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3487 (digi adds importantly that 3421 also equals 1.17km or 55.5 kcal XD). righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:01pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-PIG mum made steamed egg for our dessert! perhaps there's something wrong with my tastebuds, coz i couldn't taste neither the sugar nor the ginger PIG mum claims she added! XD
-toms: UQ physio, only PIG mum's working! think aunty joanne's taking me; she also says that she'll cook lunch for us!
-hopefully PIG mum'll buy me one sushi roll for afternoon tea with carol, who's coming to supervise my shower. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 111b

heylo again and good evening! well, i still can't open digi, but joni's devotional topic's 'dust'. righteo, continuing today's events?
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes," i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. then PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush my teeth (poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever. did i also take any drugs? :P oops, i've forgotten. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and dad tootled us off to church. i spent the trip with both eyes closed and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-at church, i headed downstairs, used the loo once, then joined william's bible study class.
-today, william taught the lesson 'incarnation'. only five students attended.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, i grabbed one choc coated biscuit and one wafer, then sat down.
-gina came over and gave me a birthday present! :D she says laurence will be back in brisbane next week, and will come to church on sunday. i told her my funny story of not recognising him when he last came up, gave me a souvenir, and how PIG mum saved me by saying, "oh, she didn't recognise you coz you've become much handsomer." then i said, "quick, i'm scared i might not recognise him again, show me a photo; i'm sure you've got heaps on your phone!" gina laughed, and complied! "wait, lemme see..." she flicked through many photos, "i wanna find a good one of him." XD anyways, i'm pretty sure i'll recognise him now, even though i'll have to yell @ him for being such an unromantic poo: he didn't get down on bended knee when proposing to gina! XD
-after morning tea, i went in to tell the little kiddies their story! poor samara has a broken arm. ><
-alas, we didn't make any craft today; we just played games. i sat out the bowling and just read an enid blyton book; i haven't read anything by her in over one decade!
-at 12:30pm, i scooted my chair over to the door and waited for PIG mum. when she came, she took me once to the loo then daphne drove me off to little singapore for our SHINE fellowship lunch!
-lol, only five attended, and i was the odd one out! thomas and daph, karen and vincent, and me! we ordered four plates to share between five.
-afterwards, daph tootled us back to church and walked behind me once to the loo, where i managed fine by myself.
-only seven people @ fellowship today, meaning we didn't split for prayer nor bible study; we just sat in one big circle.
-lol, but i got really bad 3:30-itis! i'll admit, i didn't really participate in bible study today. XD
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us home and i plopped online.
-alas, when she woke up from pigland she demanded i shower, poor ela. >< she also chucked a massive cow @ me during my shower, meaning i'm exceedingly tempted to sing myself to sleep tonight, screw counting. ><
-oh, after my shower, i went over and did a stinky unspeakable.
-aunty a joined us for dinner. 'twas the yummy rice tonight, lotsa little tong vegetable, lotsa uncle pong's yummy hairy melon and one small chunk of coral trout. dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, after which i walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with my final, final plodding total and what's happening toms after a loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post 111

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3057 steps (digi reports that 3057 steps also equals 1.03km or 48.9kcal); secondly, TWFT topic's 'give them another chance' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's four. righteo, let's start off with yesterday afternoon's events first!
~when astrid arrived, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so one nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to astrid who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-oh, almost forgot, sorry! joni's devotional topic from last night's 'broken cups'.
-i had one tinkle before astrid flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. astrid rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning digi onto my pants.
-afterwards, astrid Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table to make my own arvo toastie, but she lemme make a double perfect one, yay! that's FIVE times this month i've been able to enjoy a perfect toastie! :D
-astrid started massaging ela. there was enough time for a good forty minutes today, but PIG mum came downstairs and started yakking with astrid! several times, i had to ask astrid, 'please continue," coz she'd stop massaging everytime she replied PIG mum! PIG mum also proudly told astrid how she got to gleefully force poor ela to pick up walnuts every night, astrid said she wanted to see me do that, and there was wasted another few minutes! *sigh*
-astrid took me once more to the loo before leaving @ 6pm. i took a seat and watched as dr. dr. tai decorated our house, having come @ 5:50pm with gold balloons and everything!
-hey, i'm definitely gonna haveta write a special blog post for my party, so i'll just jump to today's events, okay?
-woohoo, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:25am, and after a pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes until 6:35am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and happily resumed our snorings together.
-argh, PIG mum's demanding i go shower now, poor ela. >< fingers crossed i can bbl (coz i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online!!!), else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday, March 15, 2013

saturday post 133b

heylo again! digi's being uncooperative, so i'll just start off with last night's events first!
-wait, PIG mum's kindly wandered over and opened dogi for me, so em's new plodding total (and final, final plodding total) for saturday now stands @ 1238 (bearing in mind that most of those steps were plodded last night @ small groups!). digi adds that also equals 410m and 19.2 kcal, BTW. righteo, here's what happened last night!
-horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises for poor elf, culminating with a painful standing calf stretch for fifteen minutes.
-after dinner, i went once more to the loo then dad took me to ray's for small groups!
-dad walked behind me up ray's stairs, which only had a handrail running up the left-hand side.
~awesome, ray pulled over a plastic white armchair for me. complete, utter safety. :o)
-after sharing about our week, we did a bible study. thanks to nat who lent me a pen, then thanks to ray who poured me half a glass of milk, coz i knew the parents wouldn't bother to gimmee any when i got home.
-turns out i didn't n4eed to ring dad; he just suddenly reappeared and drove me home!
-and PIG mum even waited up for me! repeat the usual nightly events, then zzz.~
-today: i used the pot :P twice last night, once this morning just before dawn and once more when PIG mum left for work around 7:45am. then i spent ten minutes having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and happily resumed our snorings together.
-i woke once more for the pot :P around 9am, and don't think i fell asleep again after that, coz tess arrived ten minutes early!
-lol, i heard dad telling tess that's in bible study, he's studying the second book of the old testament, but has forgotten what it's called. "exodus!" i yelled from my bed."huh, what?" dad called back. "EXODUS!" i repeated. "the second book of the old testament's called exodus!" XD
-anyways, after tess got me up and kitted, we went over and i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who already prepared everything for me.
-then, after drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-when that was done, i went over to wash and dry era, then tess and i walked out together to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-and with perfect timing! dad made ham and eggs with very finely cut spam ham today! i last had thay in january, three months later i got some in march; hopefully i'll get some again come june! thanks to tess who cooked the bread in the saucepan with some butter and added in one slice of cheese for me. the mug of tea, white and two, was the second i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-after breakfast, i went over to the computer and printed out the story i'm telling to the little kiddies toms! tess sat down beside me and massaged ela for thirty minutes while ordering me to look up and e-mail some disability employment service.
-at 12:01pm, tess took me again to the loo for three tinkles. back @ the gobbling :P table, i drank one yummy mug of horlicks holding the mug 'incorrectly', my third to do so.
-then i rang aunty lai. :o) we chatted for just over ten minutes~
-next, i rang aunty nga. uncle fung answered, telling me that aunty nga and little mickey pig had gone out somewhere, but that he was @ home unblocking the toilet drain.
-before PIG mum came home, tess took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she's taking jasmine out for some red rooster chips next, lucky thing!
-PIG mum asked that i waited for her before having lunch, so i just read the new book club novel (it's piss boring! XD) until she came downstairs from her shower.
-lunch was roughly half a bowl of tessa's yummy fried rice, plus one mug of yummy lemon green tea, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-after waiting another five minutes (to digest the food, maybe? dunno, the parents always demand i wait before leaving after a meal), i wal;ked myself slowly and safely online, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-astrid should come in like twenty minutes to help me with a shower.
-then tonight, it's PARTAY time! :D
-toms: just church, so obviously nothing special. wait, the special thing's that i'm telling the story for the lil kiddies and that we'll have SHINE fellowship afterwards!
-hopefully bbl toms with all the excitement of tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post 133

good morning! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 996 steps today (digi reports that also equals 330m or 15.6kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'let it go'. anyways, i've gotta go practise my storytelling for the lil kiddies, so hopefully bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 133b

heylo again and one final greeting for friday! em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 2607 (digi, not pedro, sorry, importantly adds that 2607 steps also equals 870m or 39.2kcal. XD). only, be prepared for a pretty pissy plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere! righteo, final, final events for friday?
-aunty lucia arrived @ 4:10pm today. when she donged the doorbell, i made my way slowly and safely to the front door and let her inside, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty luycia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was repinning pedro onto my pants for me (for some reason, PIG mum picked a really TIGHT pair for me! XD)
-aunty lucia Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. afternoon tea was the yummy chicken and cream cheese sushi roll i'd bought after yum cha this arvo, plus one mug of yummy green tea with lemon, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-when i'd finished my arvo tea, aunty lucia took me once more to the loo for two tinkles.
-only, she didn't leave yet! nope, PIG mum dragged her outside to give her the grand tour of her vegie patch! it wasn't until i asked her, "um, mother, it's 5:30pm already, are you ever gonna let poor aunty lucia go home?" did she finally release poor aunty lucia!
-anyways, she's back outside tending to her vegie patch now.
-me, i'm considering getting my naruto fix. XD
-off to ray's for small group tonight! like i said to him over facebook, hopefully someone big and fat will arrive same time as me, and can walk behind me up the stairs, thus giving me a soft landing should i lose my balance and topple backwards, but then, drat, i'm pretty sure i'm already the plumpest one from team april and ray. XD
-toms: tess comes from 10am till 1pm, then astrid comes to help me with my shower from 4pm till 6pm. i'll have arvo tea and a massage for ela too, i'm not showering for two hours straight! XD
-then, @ night, PARTAY! :D yup, dr. dr. tai's chucking me a birthday bash! i'm so excited; hopefully toms will be a great day! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. alas, no time for me to get my naruto fix now, coz PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do some stupid exercises for her. >< *sigh* toms, hopefully, then ...