Sunday, July 31, 2016

Monday Post 171

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2615 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s “Always Do More Than What’s Expected’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after lunch!! So hopefully bbl with last night’s and today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Sunday Post 171

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2053 steps; secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Reach Out to Those Who Hurt’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s eighteen. Anyways, events for today?
- I used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning around 6:20am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
Then Daddy Bear and I dove right back into sleep, coz I hoped to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came in!
~ Success~ Even better, she helped me with a tee too, because dearest dad hadn’t been in to kiss me bye yet~
-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes to help me with Elf’s AFO and my laces before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Breakfast was one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of plain (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one full mug of water, half a mouthful of milk and all my usual drugs. :P Over breakfast, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled us off to church. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and she again refused to lemme turn any music on yet, coz she ‘prepares her heart to worship God’, whatever that really means. I’m just confused because while she’s ‘preparing’, she’s perfectly happy to yap but she can’t listen to anything else?? XD
-        At the lil house, I used the loo once then was, as expected, the first to arrive in class again. XD PIG mum opened some windows then raced away to join the Cantonese service.
-        Today we studied like First kings 13.
-        Afterwards, I used the loo once more then let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk all the way to the main hall for service. The moment I sat down, PIG mum raced away to enjoy her very informal fellowship with all the other aunties that can’t be bothered to attend Bible study. I think they just drink coffee and gossip. XD
-        Becca’s team led worship today. I sang everything I knew, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every single week, meant absolutely NOTHING.
-        Speaker today was this American chap! His sermon was about the woman who broke the expensive jar of perfume over jesus’ feet.
-        After service, Pastor Chris extended an invitation for peoples to join him and the speaker for lunch @ Rasa Malaysia, but awful mother wouldn’t lemme go. >< Just a loo trip for me, then, before coming back home where dad took back the driver’s seat and took us to Sunnybank Plaza for lunch.
-        Having not had any chips this week yet, I asked for some. Dad had some kinda angry whopper meal from Hungry jacks; he got me a cheeseburger (I like the ones from Maccas better coz they don’t come with mustard).
-        Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: think I’ve got MSG?
-        Definitely have an appointment to see uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist in the late morning and an early arvo torture session with Vincent the physio before Kim comes to mind me between 4pm and 6pm. Fingers crossed I can get another hour’s worth of blissful reading in! so hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Saturday Post 171d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3438. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. PIG mum had better lemme out for lunch with other church peoples afterwards; I SWEAR I haven’t been touching anything with Era!
-        Don’t have any plans for the arvo; may just spend another lonely arvo staring @ the computer … oh, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Saturday Post 171c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2328. righteo, continuing tonight’s events?
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself 9thanks to Kim who helped with my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped with my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I practised tying the left one with her0. then I went over to the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :P table.
-        Shame Kim wouldn’t lemme drink white tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, but no biggie, coz green tea tastes fine. I ate one passionfruit, one pear/banana/some other fruit and most importantly, read Fool’s Fate for one more hour, meaning I blissfully read for like 160 minutes today! I reached page 500 @ 5:25pm, BTW~
-        After watching the sport’s report, Kim took me once more to the loo. She’s back next Monday.
-        Alas, almost immediately after he left, I had to let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for them. I actually went 820 before that stupid, inaccurate counter reached 800 and will most definitely sing myself to sleep tonight, SCREW counting! ><
-        I thought that after a tee change we’d have dinner but no, then I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for another thirty minutes for her. Argh, tomorrow’s a new week: I’m hoping for just ONE BLOODY DAY where I won’t haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for her/gleefully FORCE L me to head outside and demand poor Ela take the day’s washing down /let the parents gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for them! ><
-        Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, one/two wee lil chunks of purple sweet potato, one/two small pieces of Ling fish (me: BAHAHAHAHA!! XD) and like one yummy teaspoonful of salty meat brisket.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one mug of fairly icky Chinese soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, hopefully bbl shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church!
-        Cheers,
-        Em. ^^



Saturday Post 171b

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 821. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        When Kim announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 22% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Reminder to self: must sing very softly while showering toms, lest PIG mum hears.

Friday, July 29, 2016

Saturday Post 171

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 595 steps (obviously, I haven’t left the house!) and secondly, TWFT topic’s “Set “Rules Of Life” For Your Children’. Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Either parent did go THUMPING around upstairs while ‘twas still pitch black and did wake me up, my idiot bladder immediately demanding, “Go!!” but I was like, “Dude, it’s still pitch black. Call again after the sun’s fully risen, please?’ Phew; nature didn’t call again till 7:20am~
- After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:30am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Right after I finish, PIG mum enters my room to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for work. After she’s gone and dearest dad tucks me back into bed, I spend another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        At 7:50am, dad turned his chainsaw on! How’s one supposed to sleep through that racket?? XD But I did somehow fall back asleep, and didn’t wake again until dad turned on that noisy thing again @ 9:50am!
-        Besta arrived like five minutes early, but still gave me fifteen more minutes before getting me up. I shared with her how happy I was to say thanks and bye to Aunty Lien and she told me that after she left today, she was taking her daughter to their school fete!
-        I went over to the bathroom to brush teeth; thanks to Besta who squirted out some toothpaste for me.
Next I sat over the loo for one/two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!


-        After washing and drying Era, I headed out to the gobbling :p table for breakfast. Oem’s overjoyed that Besta remembers his name. XD Thanks to dad who left me half a slice of egg and ham for breakfast; thanks to Besta who cooked the bread yummy and added half a slice of cheese for me. I also enjoyed my first mug of white tea, sweetened with two sugars, and gave the teabag a suck. XD
-        But my real happiness was getting to read Fool’s Fate for sixty-five minutes! :D While I did so, Besta massaged Ela and watched Seven’s The Morning Show.
-        At midday, Besta took me again to the loo for one tinkle then made me one warm mug of Milo.
-        Back @ the gobbling :P table, I rang Aunty Lai and we chatted for just over eight minutes.
-        Meaning I got to read Fool’s Fate for another thirty-five minutes~
-        Before Besta left, she took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She left me with one yummy bowl of fried rice and another of white tea with two sugars.
-        Just after she left, dearest dad rang, saying he was still @ Uncle Slam’s and to get PIG mum to ring him when she got home.
-        Actually, when she did get home, I gave her a bit of fried rice 9which Besta had added shallots to!) and did a stinky unspeakable before popping online. First up, I watched the newest episode of NRL Rookie~
-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm today.
-        Toms: just church, nothing special. PIG mum had better FINALLY lemme have lunch out with my church peers after service, I’m pretty sure I haven’t let her catch me holding onto anything this week! But I haven’t any plans for toms arvo … anyways, hopefully bbl tonight, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Friday Post 212d

-        One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @3465. anyways, final, final events for Friday?
-        At 9pm, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Daddy Bear and I will enjoy our weekly sleep-in till 10am, where Besta will mind me till 1pm. In the arvo, I’m hoping to watch the latest episode of NRL Rookie and Kim will come mind me between 4pm and 6pm. Meaning if I’m really lucky, I may even get TWO HOURS of reading in! :D Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead~
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Friday Post 212c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ exactly 3333; lol, nice number! XD Anyways, continuing today’s events?
-        After one more loo trip, PIG mum tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Before Era helped Ela stretch, I munched my half of a toasted chicken sandwich for lunch.
-        At Aunty Ann’s, I used the loo once then enjoyed a comfy massage. Lol, I’d only had time to ask Aunty Ann how she was and for Aunty Ann to tell me that I was her second client for today when PIG mum finished stuffing her half of the toasted sandwich down her gob, rushed inside and immediately took over the entire conversation! XD No worries; I just relaxed under Aunty Ann’s powerful minustrations.
-        Before we left her house, I used the loo once more and drank one mug of water.
-        Our final stop before returning home was Woolies to buy some groceries.
-        Back home, I’d opened the computer and hadn’t even started surfing the net when PIG mum gleefully FORCED L me outside and gleefully forced mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Luckily, I finished and was back inside before Aunty Lucia arrived~
-        When she signalled her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed my hair today.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, very lightly creamed and rekitted.
-        Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy little banana, one wee passionfruit and one mug of Chinese/green tea. Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced poor Ela to feed me the banana but (1) I was seated and could fully concentrate and (2) ‘twas only a small banana; I finished it in three mouthfuls meaning Aunty Lucia didn’t get to see how much PIG mum holds over me.
-        When she left, I used the loo once more then plopped back online.
-        Alas, when PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. After using the loo once, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for her. ARGH, is it too much just to hope for ONE BLOODY DAY where I won’t haveta stand to do sth for PIG mum?? ><
-        Before dinner, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa yummy broccoli (but I like cauliflower better than broccoli), three wee chunks of purple sweet potato, two tiny slices of ling fish (me: BAHAHA!! XD) and three lil chunks of soup pork.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of odd-tasting soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb shortly after 9pm following one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for today, the final, final spam count for the week plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Friday Post 212b

Heylo again and good evening! Em’s new plodding total now stands @ sth slightly over 2912. lol, if I can return online after dinner tonight, bet I’ll have passed 3000! ;) anyways, events for today?
- I used the pot :P once last night around 2am and once again this morning around 6:35am, before spending the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- One hour later, when dearest dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work, I used the pot :P once more.
- After he’d gone, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and resumed our happy snorings together, me waking to use the pot :P once more around 9am. Not long after that, PIG mum came downstairs to hit me with the eye goo and help me slightly with a bra before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I did so after giving myself fifteen more minutes of snooze time. Whilst dressing myself, I also sang like ¼ of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud,closing my left eye for all the important numbers, coz I knew I couldn’t when Aunty Lucia was minding me come this arvo.
- PIG mum came back and set me on shoelace tying practice, coz she knew I wouldn’t haveta when Aunty Lucia came to mind me this arvo. I don’t really mind, coz I’m seated and can fully concentrate; besides, it gives PIG mum a chance to boss me around and expound on what I’m doing incorrectly. >< XD *sigh*
- That finally done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). After that, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- Afterwards, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast was one yummy bowl of green tea porridge with some chunky bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finished I also finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Leo Koo all day, too. Oh, and Era helped Ela stretch for forty minutes and Ela opened and closed her palm 250x, holding each for a count of five.
- At UQ, before I went upstairs, PIG mum walked behind me into the temporary reception clinic, where I gave Julie her retirement card and wished her all the very best; I think PIG mum even gave her a box of chocolate!
- Physio today: just over thirty-five minutes mat work knee-crawling @ least six circuits around mats then twenty-five sit-to-stands with weight-shifting. Practised going from two-point to one-point then shoving up several times. Lol, I’m pretty unbalanced when doing that, once, I pushed up and Era whacked Robyn’s bum! Evil Kat smirked, “Em, why are you groping Robyn?” Huh, @ least it wasn’t as embarrassing as what happened with Zev! >< XD
- fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I’m still owed FOUR MINUTES online!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Friday Post 212

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding around 2450 steps (this retarded pedometer keeps resetting itself! ><);  secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Honesty on Three Levels’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s fifty-six but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia comes and minds me for like one hour!!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 212c

Good evening again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5064. Haha, I’m more than half a normal person today! XD Anyways, continuing events for tonight?
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also sing 28% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both legs0, mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, after I practised tying the left one with her). After that, I went over to the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed out to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea.
-        Arvo tea was one yummy pear, one … I’ve suddenly forgotten it’s name … the fruit with the crunchy seeds; pomegranate? XD and one mug of green tea.
-        My real happiness was getting to read Fool’s Fate for one full hour! ^^ Today, I reached page 400 @ 5:15pm, BTW~
-        After watching the sport’s report, Kim took me once more to the loo for one tinkle, before I signed her off, said my thanks and byes. She’s back Saturday.
-        I tootled happily but briefly back online. Unfortunately, practically the instant dearest dad came home, he ordered me offline and I had to let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 800 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him; meaning SCREW counting, I’m definitely singing myself to sleep tonight! ><
-        Worst of all, dad’s randomly refusing to take us out for dinner tonight! I thought that PIG mum said if I had lunch @ home every day, she’d get dad to take us out for dinner come Thursday! Unless today’s lunch out with Aunty Jo counts … grr, wish they’d tell me, and next time I’d choose to come home for lunch! You know I’d rather dinner with dad than lunch out any day!  
-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with Lucy.
-        Doubtless I’ll munch half a toasted sandwich for lunch while PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Fingers crossed we’ll get a few minutes to chat before PIG mum wolfs down her half of the sandwich, comes inside and hogs the entire conversation.
-        Then I’m thinking it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm.
-        Hopefully toms next I can watch the newest episode of NRL Rookie and get my Naruto fix! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 212b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total now stands @ sth slightly over 4338 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after I get back home from dinner tonight!! >< Anyways, continuing events for today?
-        Eighteen people attend writers group today; even better, Gayle said my homework this fortnight was so good I’d definitely have it in our next anthology! ^^ Our homework topic for next fortnight’s ‘special delivery’.
-        After ending @ midday, Eileen kindly gave me a hand to the loo. While I was inside, she was like, “Em, your carer’s here now! I’ll cya next fortnight!”
-        Aunty jo and I walk arm-in-arm back to her car, and fantastic, she agrees to my idea of seeing Aunty Lien for one last steak, bacon, cheese and egg pie! :D
-        When we arrive, I order my pie from the girl manning the counter and ask her where Aunty Lien is. “Oh, she’s just ducked out,” was the reply. “She’ll return soon.” Phew, sure enough, just when I paid, Aunty Lien returned! I got the opportunity to thank her for selling me pork salad rolls for ten years and apologise that I wouldn’t come back anymore coz mother said they were too expensive now. Aunty Lien blamed inflation; the price has risen for everything! But ‘twas nice to buy one last yummy bacon, steak, cheese and egg pie from her, to say my thanks and byes~ :o)
-        Did we duck into IGA and buy sth? I’ve forgotten! ><” XD
-        Aunty Jo tootled us back to Woka Woka, where she ordered some kinda beef fried rice with a hot milk tea, which she added two sugars to. Then she randomly shouted me 1/3 of a bowl! I tried tearing her some pie back, but she was like, “nah, you eat it.”
-        After lunch, I went with her to pay then she tootled me home. I rang dearest dad then turned off the alarm. Not sure why Aunty Jo refused to turn unlock the front door before getting me to turn off the alarm, but hey.
-        After asking Aunty Jo please for one mug of water, I did a stinky unspeakable. I’m eating fruit like daily; how come I’m suffering constipation?? ><
-        At 1:58pm, I got off the loo, said my thanks and byes to Aunty Jo and saw her out before walking myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Lol, I usually switch between two things before letting PIG mum back inside: (1) Tell me something that only I’d know! and (2) Tell me sth nice about me! This afternoon was the latter, only PIG mum cheated and just said sth nice about herself! But ‘twas obviously her, hence why I let her back inside. XD
-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Hey, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Thursday Post 212

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding more than 3822 steps (the last time I checked Spare, that was the number he was showing but now that I’ve sat back down, he’s reset himself! ><) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Peace Process’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Just like yesterday, nature didn’t call until 6:45am, and after one pot :P trip, Daddy Bear and I went straight back into snoring, coz PIG mum would come rouse me around 7:45am and I wanted to use the loo once more before she did so!
-        Success~ Even better, she came before dearest dad came and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work, meaning she not only helped me slightly with a bra but a tee also~
After dearest dad comes and kisses me bye before leaving for work, I give myself fifteen more minutes then get myself mostly independently kitted, also starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and my laces, then I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Next, I use the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is one half bowl of plain porridge with a little chunky bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and a small half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
-        When PIG mum comes downstairs from readying herself for work, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles me off to the Garbo library for writers group! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt; after listening to the news on 4KQ, I switch over to 97.3FM. this morning, Era also helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty/seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-        At the library, PIG mum drops in two bucks for my morning tea then races off to work. Thanks to Anita who helps me once to the loo; I manage fine there by myself.
-        Hey, fingers crossed I can bbl!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 212d

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3263. anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-        Argh, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her for @ least thirty minutes. Am I asking too much, to hope for just ONE DAY when I don’t haveta do any forced standing for prolonged periods?? ><
-        Afterwards, she lemme sit and was gonna gleefully force poor Ela to use Wii Sports for twenty minutes; luckily dad came downstairs from showering with ten minutes left and said he’s hungry, let’s have dinner.
-        Before dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, several chunks of tasty pineapple, one thin slice of tasty beef and a few wee chunks of soup pork.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup (which PIG mum made me get myself for some reason tonight) before I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: writers group, yay! It’s always lotsa fun~ I’ve learnt to just sit down when I get there and wait until PIG mum dashes off to work before asking someone (a female member, obviously), to please gimme a hand to the loo.
-        Aunty Jo’s picking me up afterwards. Doubtless PIG mum will restrict me to only half a lunch, but because she’s staying with me till 3pm toms and not 2pm perhaps we’ll have lunch @ somewhere other than Woka Woka?
-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Hopefully I’ll get another hour’s worth of reading in! ^^
-        Then hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner somewhere yummy toms night. Lucky PIG mum, she and dad already got to eat out two nights ago while I was prevented from getting just a Happy Meal! Ai, I’m used to it … *sigh*
-        Oh, and it’s ice cream night tonight, so yay for that! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!
-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 212c

Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3183. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        Back home, I use the loo once more then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Seated, I do my writers group homework fot toms; the topic’s “Same time next week.”
-        Lunch is one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie, cut into four squares. Thanks to Aunty Deana who added half a slice of cheese for me. I also drink one yummy mug of cold chocolate Nesquik and call dearest dad~ <3 p="">
-        After lunch, I drink half a mug of water and use the loo once. Just quickly, coz I wanna fit in as much reading time as possible!
-        Meaning I get to read Fool’s Fate for 1.25 hours today~ :o) I munch one yummy pear and Aunty Deana massages Ela whilst playing on her mobile. Best of all, she says she’ll treat me to the Ekka this year!! :D :D I’ve begun thinking who I could ask to please take me; obviously I haven’t been since the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life back in 2007, and this year’s my last to go before I turn thirty! Awful PIG mum was shaking her head ‘no’ when I brought the matter up, but hopefully she’ll see sense …
-        Before she left, Aunty Deana took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, just as PIG mum returned home!
-        When someone announced her arrival five minutes late, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang like 25% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (someone only ever helps with my back and right arm), mostly creamed myself (again, someone only ever helps with my back and right arm) and had another tinkle. I mostly rekitted myself (someone only ever helps with Elf’s AFO) and had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps. Then I hung the towel up, sat over the loo for one tinkle, washed and dried Era then headed outside to prepare arvo tea.
-        Much thanks to someone who lemme have a white tea with two teaspoons of sugar to enjoy my last ever pork salad roll~ Afterwards, I happily read Fool’s Fate for about forty minutes, while someone went and cleaned the bathroom then sat and firmly massaged Ela for like forty minutes, although I’ve forgotten what colour, sorry.
-        After watching the sports report, I used the loo once more for two tinkles then said my thanks and byes to someone, who isn’t back for one week.
-        I tootled briefly online; alas that PIG mum had to tumble downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately force me offline.
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 212b

Heylo again and good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 2681. Anyways, continuing today’s events?
- Success~ Dad’s actually got really good English; when I asked him how come he didn’t come kiss me goodbye yesterday he laughed and said, “I’m getting old, I’ve got dementia!” XD After he’d gone, I spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Daddy Bear and I resumed our happy snorings, I also woke once more for the pot :P around one hour later when PIG mum started THUMPING around upstairs. Very soon, she came downstairs, hit me with the eye goo, helped me slightly with a bra then left me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I did so after giving myself fifteen more minutes first. While I got myself dressed, I also sang 1/5 of my newest second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers.
- PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and set me on shoelace tying practice. That done, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After that, I washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast was one small bowl of plain porridge, half a chunk of chunky bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and half a mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles us out to the local IGA to buy some groceries. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to 97.3FM all day, too. Oh, and Era helps Ela stretch for fifteen minutes then Ela opens and closes her palm  @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-        Our first stop’s Sunnybank Plaza. PIG mum parks upstairs (for years, she’s claimed that her eyesight’s too bad to park underground) and I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk all the way down to The Reject Shop, where she’s seen toilet wipes on special. We browse the aisles and can’t find it; it’s not until we’re @ the checkouts (I’d bought a minion birthday card for Aunty Deana and another for myself next year XD) does PIG mum learn that all the items on sale are kept in the shelves to the left of the checkout counters!
-        Our next stop’s back @ our local IGA, where I buy one of each Nissan instant noodle for Aunty Deana’s birthday present. It’s the same as what I got her last year, but she didn’t tell me what she wanted this year! XD
-        Our last stop’s to Runcorn Plaza Hot Bread, where I buy a yummy pork salad roll from Aunty Lien. It’s the last time, because the price has increased again to $5.50. PIG mum says one decade back, they were only $2.50! over the years, however, the price has crept up and up; when the price reached five bucks, PIG mum declared that if it rose again she’d not lemme buy the pork salad roll anymore. I asked could we buy one last pork salad roll there next week so I could say bye to Aunty Lien and explain why PIG mum wasn’t gonna let me buy from her shop anymore, but PIG mum refused, saying it’s not like she’s my friend or anything. Well, duh, but wouldn’t it seem rather rude if I’ve bought pork salad rolls and other food on and off from her for ten years then just one day suddenly stopped coming forever? *dsigh* I dunno; maybe I’ll ask can Aunty Jo please take us there for lunch toms so I can say bye to Aunty Lien and enjoy one steak, bacon and EGG pie once more …
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 212

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding @ least 2186 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Dealing With Difficult People’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after someone leaves @ 6pm tonight!! Anyways, events for today?
~ Yay awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:45am and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep with Daddy Bear, coz dad usually left for work @ 7:45am and I wanted to use the pot :P once more before he left.
Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday, July 25, 2016

Tuesday Post 160

Good morning! Tee hee, it's not very often that I get to post before midday~   Firstly, I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 357 steps so far 9obviously, I haven’t left the house yet) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘You Need A Vision’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed  online after I get back home from UQ physio this arvo!! Anyways, events for today?


Monday Post 160f

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3718. righteo, final, final events for Monday?
-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Toms: we’re meeting Mrs. Dent and nana for brunch @ The Coffee Club! If PIG mum lets me, I’m planning to get up when dearest dad leaves for work and plop online, coz toms arvo I’ve got a 1.5hr physio session @ UQ for Ela and by the time I get home, I won’t have enough time to plop online! >< *sigh*
-        Someone’s taking me to Toastmasters tonight, and I’m the timekeeper! Fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll lemme buy some dinner home from Maccas, never mind that Happy
-        Meals were what I ate @ least two DECADES ago! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms~
Cheers,
Em. ^^

P.S. Teehee, I think it’s only the third/fourth time ever I’ve managed SIX posts in one day! XD

Monday Post 160e

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3632. anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 24% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and my both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, Era and both calves), then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Usually, she has me help tie my left shoelace, but PIG mum had left out my black New Balance pair, and those laces are too short to handle.
-        After using the loo for one tinkle, washing then drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, two fruits (one passionfruit and one pear) and one mug of green tea. My real happiness is getting to read Fool’a Fate for one whole HOUR! ^^
-        Kim cleans the bathroom, then gently massages Ela for about one hour, painting her light blue with white spots today.
-        After watching the sport’s report, I use the loo once more for one tinkle, wash and dry Era then sign Kim off, who’s back come Thursday.
-        I’d just returned online when PIG mum gleefully forced me offline to use the Wii for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! After thirty minutes, she finally lemme sit, and then I let her gleefully force poor Ela play Wii Sports Resort for her. Lol, she should play the games herself; she gets ridiculously excited! XD
-        Luckily, after twenty minutes, dad called dinner. Before joining the parents @ the gobbling :P table, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and back once first, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok, some kalian, two tiny slices of tasteless soup pork, one small chunk of Ling fish (me: bahahaha!! XD) and one wee chunk of yummy rumbed chicken (although PIG mum had sneakily taken the crumb off first *sigh*)
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Monday Post 160d

This must be a new record; FOUR good afternoons! Yup, my new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3199. See, told you I'd pass 3000. XD Anyways, continuing today's events?
- Returning home, I use the loo once then walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- When PIG mum announces that lunch is ready, I walk myself slowly and safely to join her over @ the gobbling :P table, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- PIG mum makes us yummy thin chicken wraps for lunch! Chicken, carrot, cheese, garlic aoili and pineapple. Dunno why PIG mum refused to tell me this last ingredient but hey, I remembered it eventually~ Wit that, we both drink one mug of Chinese tea.
- Afterwards, I return online for ten minutes, use the loo once then PIG mum drives me out for my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio.
- Physio today: sat first go, then stood for about half the session, finding and using Ela to retrieve three hidden objects before returning them multiple times to Vincent. I bent about seven times to the ground during that process. Afterwards, sat and Ela practised stacking, internal rotation and wrist flexion.
- That done, PIG mum tootled me off to Calamvale Central and I got a haircut.
- Back home, I used the loo once then plopped briefly online; alas that PIG mum decided to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to dad's deck, where I had to let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day's washing. Argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
- Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm again; fingers crossed I can get another hour of reading time in~
- Toms: We're meeting Mrs. Dent and nana for brunch @ The Coffee Club toms!
- Then I've got a 1.5hr UQ physio session for Ela with Lucy @ like 2pm.
- Someone's coming to mind me @ 4pm; we're hitting Toastmasters toms night and I'm Timekeeper! Fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme buy some dinner back home for dinner; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ LEAST two DECADES ago!!
- Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 160c

A third good afternoon! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2994. Lol, I'm certain if I can return online after Kim leaves tonight, i'll have passed 3000! XD Anyways, events for today?
~ Woo hoo, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:50am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
- Yay, today PIG mum comes to hit me with the eye goo before dearest dad leaves for work, meaning she not only helps me with a bra but also with a tee~ I give myself fifteen more minutes, use the pot :P once more then get myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO and my laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and half a mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- For MSG today, we start a new study about our misconceptions of God. The first topic that we covered today was about a God with unrealistic expectations vs. a compassionate God.
- When PIG mum said 'twas time to finish, Pastor Grace prayed for us, I said bye then used the loo once for one tinkle before getting into the 4WD.
- We listened to 97.3FM all day, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day and Era helped Ela stretch for thirty-five minutes today, before Ela opened and closed her palm 250x, holding each for a count of five.
- My first appointment today was to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some slightly ouchy left limb massage and some terrifying massage (he sets the needles on FIRE; I'm terrified he'll accidentally IMMOLATE me! o_O >< XD)
Cheers,
Em. ^^