Saturday, June 30, 2018

Sunday Post 247b


Heylo again and please excuse the first post; sorry, I still get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Saturday’s actually 1216 (no, don’t ask me how I passed one thousand steps without leaving the house yesterday XD); secondly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 301 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet); thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Be A Peacemaker’ and fourthly, the spam count for the weekend’s just six but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-EIGHT MINUTES online when I get back home from church and our group social!! Anyways, let’s start with last night’s events first!

  • When dad called dinner, I used the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Lol, I ended up eating dinner staring @ the computer, after dad randomly chucked some cow @ me! PIG mum was prolly dissing me to him *sigh*
  • I was content to remain online after dinner, but dad decided I’d had too much close screen time and demanded I shut down the computer, come back to computer and watch television. I refused, coz if I drank soup, I’d haveta use the loo again, meaning I’d haveta write down my new final, final plodding total. In response, dad tipped all the milk out (random waste) and booted me off to bed! Well, Ela enjoyed not having PIG mum to gleefully force her to hold the toothbrush~
  • At 9:55am, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Before climbing into bed, I grabbed Veronica Roth’s Insurgent, flicked the bedhead lamp on, and happily read the book. I was intending to read for one hour till 9:45pm, my usual bedtime, then use the pot :P once more before hitting the sack; however, horrid PIG mum stormed into my room @ 9:10pm, snatched my book away and threw it onto the floor! Fine. Well, I wasn’t gonna sleep till 9:45pm; with nothing left to read, I instead sang my favourite song (99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall) twice, used the pot :P once more, bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams and hit the sack. Zzz~\
  • yay, 6th consecutive awesome sleep  last night! Nature didn’t call until 7:05am, and after one Ypot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:15am beginning - bbl! Cheers,
  • Em. ^^

Sunday Post 247

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 247b


Good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1108 (no, don’t asked me how I passed 1000 steps without leaving the house; I promise I’ve not shaken Wally XD) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘This One Thing’. Righteo, potential final, final events for Saturday?

  • Before Annie left, I used the loo once more for two tinkles.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Annie inside when she arrived one minute late today, thus saving me from a potentially disastrous trip to the front door.
  • I really like showers with carers PIG mum hasn’t banned from being inside the bathroom while I shower, mostly because they keep the showerhead over my back while I wash and keep me warm! Did you know, Annie only lives on Springsure St.! She’s twenty-four and graduated from nursing last month; she’s job hunting right now. But she’s just an EN, not an RN like PIG mum.
  • After showering, back outside @ the gobbling :P table, arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of white tea. The only thing I miss about life in the insane asylum’s the fact that I was fed SIX cups everyday: breakfast, morning tea, lunch, arvo tea, dinner and supper. Nowadays, I’m lucky to get three everyday with Besta, but today Annie lemme have a fourth! :D Usually this is Kim’s shift but she couldn’t come today and CODA rostered Annie instead.
  • But I happily read for another hour, reaching pg. 350 @ 5:20pm. Oh, another record achieved today: today I’ve spent 200 minutes reading! :D Saturday’s I try get three blessed hours of reading in, but today I’ve managed three hours and ten minutes! :D
  • Before Annie left, I used the loo one more for two tinkles. She’s still got one more shift tonight!
  • Still looking for someone who can gimme a lift to the joint small group outing toms~
  • Righteo, maybe bbl otherwise hope to see everyone @ church toms!



Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Now @ 7:35pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:40. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more game lasting 7:19 and one more lasting 8:25!

  • I’m too bloody disabled to play, but hopefully someone can drive me, I’ll bring my picnic chair along and cheer for everyone!
  • Then hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night; I’ve not had a meal out with him this week yet!
  • Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^




saturday Post 247


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 721 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house); secondly, my final, final plodding total for Friday’s actually 2524 (ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand XD) and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Fourteen Questions About Your Assignment’. Anyways, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

  • Sure enough, when dearest dad got home and called dinner, I used the loo once then joined him and PIG mum @ the gobbling :P table for the usual boiled and tasteless dinner.
  • At 2:30pm, I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:30. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Dinner over, I crashed onto the couch to watch Nine’s Friday night football with Bear Bear! Honestly, I didn’t care who won coz I didn’t cheer for neither the Storm nor the Roosters but the game was worth watching because ‘twas possibly the last time ever Cooper Cronk would play Cameron Smith!
  • At halftime, I used the loo once for one tinkle, quickly typed an NRL question for Uncle Colbert on Facebook Messenger and watched the halftime show before enjoying the second half with Bear Bear. The Storm won by only one point: yay for Cameron Smith’s field goal!
  • One more quick loo trip, I noted down my final, final plodding total then hit the sack. Zzz~
  • Today: yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip I went straight back to sleep coz PIG mum was leaving for her half day’s work in one hour!

Success~ PIG mum a-THUMPING around @ 7:20am was my wakeup signal to use the pot :p again; after that I spent ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

At 7:30am, PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo before leaving for her half day’s work. After dearest dad had retucked the teddies and I back into bed and promised to stay quiet so that we could snore in peace, before returning to happy sleepings with them I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • Then the teddies and I have a terrific snore, me not waking again for the pot :P until almost 9am!

Actually, when Besta arrives about seven minutes early, I’ve fallen asleep and have woken to use the pot :P again, I bang against the wall to let dad know Besta’s arrived and climb back into bed, getting Daddy Bear ready to greet Besta. Sure enough, dad lets Besta in; when they enter my room and dad calls good morning out brightly, Daddy Bear just nods @ him; Besta laughs, also bids me good morning then immediately offers me fifteen more minutes, thus saving her from the wrath of the Bear Bum. XD After I count down my fifteen more minutes, I use the time remaining until Besta returns finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • After washing and drying Era, I head out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. Thanks to dearest dad who’s left me one whole ham and egg sandwich for breakfast, meaning I don’t haveta search for any morning tea; thanks also to Besta who cooks the bread yummy and adds some cheese for me. I also enjoy my first mug of tea, white and two.
  • Happiness is getting to read for ninety minutes this morning! I reach page 300 @ 11:15am. As for Besta, after cleaning my room for me, she sits and gently massages Ela for like seventy minutes while watching the Morning Show. Lol, she gets too engrossed in watching the show and forgets to massage Ela; I’ve started twitching her whenever I finish a paragraph and the massage will continue. XD
  • At midday, I use the loo again for one tinkle and Besta kindly makes me another mug of white tea with two sugars. I try without success to reach Aunty Lai; instead, I read for another quarter hour and try ringing Aunty Nga. Mickey answers and tells me his mum’s working! I’m thinking, WTF; she only returned from China last night; how come she’s already working the next day??
  • Instead, I continue reading. By the time I used the loo once more for two tinkles @ 12:55pm, I’d already read for 140 minutes, meaning I only have to read for forty more minutes to reach my Saturday reading goal of three hours! :D
  • After enjoying my full bowl of fried rice and third mug of white tea, I use the loo and do a stinky unspeakable before returning online.
  • Annie’s coming to mind me today, not Kim, so fingers crossed she’ll lemme have one more cup of white tea with two sugars!
  • Toms: just church, definitely nothing special. Oh, the special thing’s that we’re having a combined small group BBQ and sports afterwards! Obviously, I’m too bloody disabled to play, but hopefully someone can drive me, I’ll bring my picnic chair along and cheer for everyone!
  • Then hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night; I’ve not had a meal out with him this week yet!
  • Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Now @ 7:35pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:40. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and now I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until toms, coz I’ve also played one more game lasting 7:19 and one more lasting 8:25!

  • I’m too bloody disabled to play, but hopefully someone can drive me, I’ll bring my picnic chair along and cheer for everyone!
  • Then hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out for dinner toms night; I’ve not had a meal out with him this week yet!
  • Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday, June 29, 2018

Friday Post 286b




Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Em’s probable final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2284. Righteo, let’s start off with last night’s events first!

  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 5:51pm, I lasted 5:55. Now, lemme play one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • When dearest dad arrived home, I immediately asked him would he please take PIG mum and I out for dinner coz it was Thursday, but instead he got pissed that I didn’t ask him how his day was first? Never mind, will remember to do so tonight before asking!
  • Now @ 6:10pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:14. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • Dad didn’t call dinner till nearly 8pm; by that time, I was already watching Nine’s Thursday night football: Paramatta vs. St. George!
  • By the time the second half commenced, Bear and and I were cuddling comfortably on the couch. Neither team was one I particulary barrack for, but last night I cheered for the Eels coz their jerseys were dark blue and yellow. What I didn’t know was that the Eels are @ the bottom of the ladder and even though they led for much of the match, they ended up losing! Shame …
  • Repeat the usual nightly events, zzz~
  • Today: yay, 4th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature tried calling when the noisy garbage truck THUNDERED down our road just before dawn, but I persuaded my idiot bladder to lemme fall asleep again and not call until I could clearly see the clock, which wasn’t till like 6:40am!
  • Nature called again one hour later when PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs, and after another pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
  • PIG mum comes into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra but a tee because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with once after giving myself fifteen more minutes.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Actually, I turn the television on first, coz I wanna watch Sunrise!

Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast tossed into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, while happily enjoying watching Sunrise, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • Once PIG mum comes downstairs, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootles me off to my NDIS planning meeting! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, we listen to 97.3FM all day, and today, Era helps Ela stretch for fifty/fifty-five minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm like 250x, holding each for a count of five. Era also helps rub Ela’s fingers for like seven minutes.
  • On arrival, we both use the loo once, then sit and wait with Elizabeth, who arrives shortly after us.
  • The person taking today’s meeting was named Sharon, and she was really nice. Inwardly, I had a good laugh @ PIG mum: wasn’t this planning meeting today about MY future needs? Then why the blazes did PIG mum deem it necessary to tell Elizabeth and Sharon in great detail about her fall down the steps several weeks ago?? XD
  • Afterwards, we both used the loo once more then PIG mum tootled us to Calamvale Central for lunch, because she said she needed a haircut.
  • We had lunch @ Tip Top noodles; why I was pissed: PIG mum got us lost finding that place THRICE! >< Sheesh, next time, just lemme sit down before going to locate that lunch place! But, on the bright side, we bumped into Aunty Mecky! I didn’t recognise her but luckily she recognised meand called my name! I thought she was a lil woman like Aunty Wendy but she’s actually solidly built like Aunty Deana!
  • My half a lunch was crumbed lemon chicken with rice and a pearl milk tea; PIG mum had some spicy noodles with kumquat juice.
  • Lunch finished, PIG mum tootled me off to see Ray for some acupuncture and massage. Lol, I’ve asked her before: if I’m greeted BY NAME first, could she please have enough manners to lemme reply before jumping in with your own greeting? Saying hello first when you’re not even greeted just makes you look desperate. But PIG mum can’t understand that. XD Never mind, Ray’s really kind: after I lay down and got some massage and acupuncture from him; despite PIG mum yapping incessantly, he was very nice and always replied her, thus keeping a conversation flowing.
  • After one final loo trip, PIG mum and I bought groceries from IGA before returning home.
  • After turning off the alarm, using the loo once more then washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Thanks to PIG mum who let Aunty Lucia inside when she announced her arrival five minutes late. Me, I noted down the time then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also silently, slowly but most hatefully sing 27% of my shorter second-favourite song inside my head, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Gossipy Aunty Lucia tried several times to draw me into conversation; I shut her down by giving closed responses.
  • After I flipped the nice hot water off, I got dried, very lightly creamed and rekitted. Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea was my second half of lunch (which obviously tasted vastly inferior) and one cup of Chinese tea. After cleaning the bathroom, Aunty Lucia was free to leave five minutes early (like how Aunty Kitty nearly always does) but instead she was perfectly content to sit and gossip with PIG mum about her son’s delivery more than twenty years ago! XD
  • In fact, she didn’t leave till like 5:25pm. Me, I used the loo once more then did a stinky unspeakable. Around 6pm, I also walk myself slowly and safely once more to the loo and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Planning to watch Nine’s Friday night football tonight!
  • Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed I’ll get three white teas with two sugars toms; also fingers crossed I’ll get to read for a blessed three hours toms! Righteo, hope everyone has asmashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Joni's devotional topic's 'Oh! For Leaders!'

Friday Post 286


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2055 steps (ha, I’m just over two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Christ Brings Progress To All’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s fourteen; fourthly, my final, final plodding total from Thursday’s actually 2168 but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-NINE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia minds me for one hour!! So hopefully bbl with last night’s and today’s events, else wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Thursday Post 286b




Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total now stands @ 1768. Righteo, potential final, final events for Thursday?

Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • After PIG mum’s finished getting ready, I get into the 4WD and she tootles me off to GCCW! Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt, I choose to listen to 97.3FM first but despite trying twice/thrice to inch the volume above twenty, PIG mum resolutely turns the volume down to only sixteen then forbids me to touch the volume controls again (*sigh*) and today, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five. Era also rubs Ela’s fingers for two minutes.
  • At the library, PIG mum left me two bucks for morning tea then bolted away for her half day’s work. Thanks to Veronika who helped me once to the bathroom; I managed fine by myself.
  • Eleven people attended today, although George didn’t arrive till 11:14am! Also, our next two meetings are gonna be held @ the Logan North library coz apparently the Garbo library’s moving locations? Homework topic next week’s weird/strange, BTW~
  • WHEN Aunty Jo picked me up, I was heading to foodcourt for a spud with chips coz amazingly, PIG mum had left me fifteen bucks! Only Aunty Jo wanted to have lunch @ Toscani’s! I was like, are you crazy? That place costs heaps! But Aunty Jo said they have cheap lunch deals there; let’s go! She chose some red sauce pasta (unfortunately there weren’t any white sauce pastas) and I chose a pizza that had only onion, cheese and tomato sauce! Still tasted great~
  • Over lunch, Aunty Jo showed me photos of her first grandson, Soren! (I thought Soren was the name of the baddie from some Star Trek movie, but hey XD) Soren’s nearly two months old and quite a big baby!
  • Afterwards, Aunty Jo tootled me home. I turned off the alarm then sat over the loo for awhile, until Aunty Jo said she was leaving.
  • Huh, I alternate between asking PIG mum to tell me sth only I know and saying sth nice about me before I let her back inside, but recently she’s become so self-centered she refuses! Sheesh, it’s like she’s claiming that I have nothing nice about me. *sigh* Well, she’s two-faced like that: when we’re alone, she’ll never walk behind me and keep me safe, but when we’re @ church, I can actually feel her hand on my back; I know she’s just trying to prove to all the church attendees what a good mum she is. Yeah, like, whatever. Hypocrite! *sigh*
  • When Kim announced her arrival two minutes early, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 28% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and walk myself slowly back outside to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Arvo tea’s one yummy banana; thanks also to Kim who lets me have one mug of white tea with one spoonful of honey after she finds the milk in the laundry~ Happiness is getting to read Jame’s clavell’s Gai-Jin for one whole hour! Today I reach page 250 @ 5;30pm~
  • Before Kim leaves, I use the loo once more for one tinkle. Think she’s back Saturday~
  • Hopefully dad’ll take us out for dinner tonight, else I’m prolly gonna watch Nine’s Thursday night football~
  • Toms: think someone’s coming for some NDIS planning meeting? PIG mum says must remember to ask can I have a couple of hours and get someone to pick me up after GCCW; personally I’m also hoping I can also get some help every Sunday, which would take PIG mum outta the equation!
  • Seeing Ray for some acupuncture and massage toms early arvo. Bet PIG mum’s simply DYING to yap her head off @ him. XD
  • Alas, it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm. *sigh*
  • Roosters vs. Storm toms night … may watch that, if I’ve already reached the PISSY two hours of net time that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to.
  • Oh, Joni’s devotional topic’s “Dancin’ Shoes”
  • So prolly won’t bbl, but hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Thursday Post 286


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1520 steps (ha, I’m just over 1.5 grand XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s “What’s Your Ox-Goad?” but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWO MINUTES online after I let PIG mum back inside!! Anyways, events for today?

Yay, 3rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:40am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • Ending @ 3:04pm I’ve finished one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:37. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between six and seven minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • The teddies and I cuddle and snore for about another hour; PIG mum beginning her a-THUMPING around upstairs my wakeup call to use the pot :P again. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only the bra strap but the tee (because dearest dad hasn’t left for work yet) before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

  • Now @ 3:27pm I’ve finished another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:37. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I now promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is some plain porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast torn into it, one large full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small mouthful of milk.

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286f


One final good evening and greeting for Wednesday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1596. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

  • At 9pm, I walked myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

  • Tonight’s ice cream night; yay for that! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all~ Actually, I reminded PIG mum to please take the ice cream outta the freezer to defrost: last week she had to helplessly hack @ the container coz the ice cream was like frozen solid! XD
  • Toms: yay, I’ve got GCCW! Thanks to PIG mum who’s already printed out my homework for me~
  • Aunty Jo’s picking me up afterwards and having lunch with me; hopefully she won’t insist I have half a lunch @ Woka Woka coz I want a spud! The lady working there recognizes me by now; she’s really nice~
  • Kim’s coming back to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Wonder if she’ll lemme have a white tea toms night coz I only had a black one today? Dad was funny: he went into the laundry, went “Mali mali mali hom!” and produced a carton of milk! Dunno know he managed that! XD
  • Righteo, hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed SIX posts! That’s even rarer than five~ XD

Wednesday Post 286e


Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1562. See? Told you I’d pass 1.5 grand! Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

  • I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly cream myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helps me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekit myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps with Elf’s AFO, Erf’s sock and both laces). Then I use the loo for one more tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

  • Finally, I get to eat my second half of lunch from yesterday for arvo tea! I’ve said before that the second half never tastes as fgood that arvo coz it’s not as fresh anymore, wait one more day after that and the rice was honestly CRUNCHY, eww! >< With that, I drank one mug of black tea coz Kim couldn’t find any milk?
  • Happiness was getting to watch thirty-five (not twenty-five, coz she came late) of Seven’s news tonight!  The news was read out by Sharyn ghidella and Max Futcher; here are all the interesting surnames I found: Tully, Dodrill, Whop, Steinberg, Ravn, Von Drenhen, Perrett, jubelin, Aloisi, Van Marwijk 9the Socceroos coach), Whitfeld, Lancaster, Marer, Auden, irving, Rivlin, Trump, Chumbley, Andress, Futcher, Steeples, Ravn and Mercorella!
  • At 6;35pm, I walk myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for just one tinkle (think I wanna do a stinky unspeakable) and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • I sign Kim off with my thanks and byes; she’s back toms 4pm till 6pm.
  • When dearest dad gets home and calls dinner, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle before joining him @ the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some leftover tuna and three small chunks of fairly tasteless meat brisket.
  • Dinner’s spooned down by one bowl of soup before I walk myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve already managed FIVE posts! Yeah, I can usually manage five every Wednesday. XD

Wednesday Post 286d


Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Wednesday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1470 (but I’m certain I’ll have passed 1.5 grand before the night’s out) and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘He Is Able’. Righteo, continuing last night’s events?

  • When we arrived, the two clubs were engaged in some table topic duel! Like, one team would start on some topic, and the moment the speaker from the team hesitated, someone from the other team could call “Interruption!” and take over! Why I excelled at this game: the topic provided was yellow; I just waffled on about the minions until time was called. XD
  • For dinner, we all headed up to the open rooftop and lotsa pizzas were delivered! Carol made me doubles: ie. Two slices of pizza stuck together, meaning I really pigged out and had FIVE slices last night! :D Someone also passed me three chunks of garlic bread~
  • After dinner, everyone went around to the side and the two team produced teams that had to pitch something! We only went back indoors after it started spitting~
  • Back inside, we continued doing team table topics until the night ended. One debate was smartphones vs. dumb phones, I pinged Bruce for swearing! Well, he only said sh*t, but that’s still a swearword!
  • The night ended, Carol tootled me home, refusing to lemme buy a Happy Meal coz I’d already had pizza for dinner. Party pooper! Well, I’m not complaining: she promised if asked, she’d tell PIG mum I only had three slices of pizza, no mention of the doubles. XD
  • Back home, I used the loo once, noted down my final, final plodding total and let dad boot me off to bed. I was pissed because he wouldn’t lemme eat the second half of arvo tea! *sigh* What a rotten way to end an otherwise awesome day …

Today: yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:40am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:50am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

  • The teddies and I cuddle and snore, me waking again one hour later when dearest dad wakes me when he walks silently down the hallway and unbolts the door leading into the garage.
  • After dearest dad’s retucked the teddies and I back into bed and kissed me goodbye before leaving for work, the teddies and I cuddle and snore again, me waking for another pot :P trip shortly before PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s let herself into my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with a bra strap before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.
  • Now @ 7:25pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 5;29. That’s tonight’s quotas satisfied, and I promise to willingly hit the sack tonight. XD Actually, I further promise not to play again until tomorrow, coz I’ve also played one more memorable game lasting 7:54!

PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the siderail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*



  • After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is about one bowl of porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast tossed into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :p and one small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • First, I do my GCCW homework! Aunty Deana also arrives to mind me for three hours; thanks to PIG mum who let her in, thus saving me from a potentially dangerous trip to the front door.
  • At 11:30am, I use the loo for one tinkle then sit @ the gobbling :P table to watch Seven’s morning news! 
  • At the same time, Aunty Deana and I also start lunch early: her usual two minute noodles for her, and one yummy toasted tuna sandwich for me. Thanks to Aunty Deana who not only added one slice of cheese for me; she even added a fried egg! With lunch, I drink another mug of that tasteless fake chocolate milk. Over lunch, Aunty Deana says that for her birthday next month, her friends are taking her down to the coast and staying @ some fancy hotel!
  • Lunch finished, I use the loo once then return online. The solar hot water guy FINALLY comes to reset our machine.
  • After saying our thanks and byes to Aunty Deana, PIG mum tootles me for physio @ the NAB. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt both ways, we listen to 97.3FM all day, and today Era helps Ela stretch for thirty minutes before Ela opens and closes her palm 200 times, holding each fpr a count of five. Era also helps rub Ela’s fingers for ten minutes.
  • Physio today: 1.5hr session for Ela:  lotsa wrist flexion and extension, cone work, stabilising cup. Ethan made the task easier after Ela had trouble maintaining a grip over the cup without an ear by changing to the blue plastic cup that has an ear, but I still haven’t earned his shiny hundred dollar bill yet … *sigh* Starting to panc, coz we’re nearly halfway through the year! Luckily I got to apologise to him for not realizing there were high schoolers present when I asked Sonia to order Ethan to sit beside me when I was wearing that minion I’m with stupid cap and luckily he was cool with that.
  • One more loo trip for me before PIG mum tootled us home. Only why wasn’t Kim there yet?? I turned off the alarm and immediately rang CODA; phew Kim eventually arrived eleven minutes late, explaining that she’d been stuck in traffic along Warrigal Rd. She also reminded me not to ring CODA asking for her whereabouts unless she was fifteen minutes late, not just ten. Well, I only rang right away coz ‘twas already like 4:41pm and what would I have done if CODA staff decided to take an early mark and all leave early?? XD
  • When Kim arrived, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 27% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, mostly dry myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helps me dry my back, both legss and Era), mostly – bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Wednesday Post 286c


Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for plodding total now stands @ 448 (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get home from physio!! Anyways, let’s start off with yesterday’s events first!

  • When Carol announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • For my first game of Bejeweled ending @ 12:34pm, I lasted 6:39. Now, lemme finish one more game lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • So a nice hot shower for me – washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Carol rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last one when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of green tea. I was admittedly pissed: where was my second half of lunch?? *sigh*
  • But come 5:30pm, Carol and I set out to find Little Tokyo Two!
  • The event started @ 6pm but we arrived like forty minutes late coz apparently the maxi taxi driver didn’t where we were going then poor Carol got lost! Obviously, I was useless @ helping. XD I rang both Mark and Steph, leaving messages but eventually, eventually, we made it!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286b


Heylo again and please excuse the first post; you know I get too excited whenever I get to post before midday. XD Firstly, my final, final plodding total from Tuesday’s actually 2514 (ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand XD); secondly, Joni’s devotional topic from last night’s ‘The Power Of Example’; thirdly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding only 290 steps (obviously, I’ve not left the house yet) and fourthly, TWFT topic’s ‘Faithfulness, Not Prominence’ but fifthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online after I get back home from UQ!! So hopefully bbl with last night’s and today’s events, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 286

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, June 25, 2018

Tuesday Post 246


Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1866 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Rewards Of Friendship (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m really still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online tonight!! *sigh* But just noting that my awesome sleep streak ended @ 12:25am this morning; today I also had physio @ the NAB: descended and ascended stais 9ten steps) seven times with wrong foot leading, @ least ten sit-to-stansa, schooching forwards, reaching for Era, weightshifting) Had half a lunch @ Ho lin Wah before seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Carol’s coming to mind me @ 4pm and taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! Not just any meeting, mind you; we’ve been invited out to the city somewhere by another club and I think it’s also our changeover meeting! Toms Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me from 10:30am till 1:30pm before Ela’s got upper limb session @ the NAB from 2pm till 3:30. Kim’s coming to mind me from 4:30pm till 6:30pm; looking forward to watching twenty-five minutes of Seven’s 6pm news with her! Finally, it’s ice cream night tonight; like I always say, a very little’s always better than none! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 246e


One final greeting and good evening for Monday! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2594. Righteo, final, final events for Monday?

  • After publishing the previous post, I read several Origin articles until 9pm, when I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Toms: late morning UQ physio with … oh, I don’t remember the name of the new student yet, it’s only their second week!
  • Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll have recovered from her hissy fit several days ago and take me to half a lunch @ Ho Lin Wah! Seriously, I’m already accepting her restrictions; what more does she want from me?? *sigh*
  • Looking forward to seeing Aunty Ann for a massage! Bet PIG mum is too: one whole hour’s worth of yapping opportunity beckons for her! XD
  • Carol’s coming to mind me from 4pm then taking me out to Toastmasters tonight! I think we’re having our changeover function with another club; looks fun! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, today I’ve somehow managed FIVE posts; it’s not even Wednesday yet! XD

Monday Post 246d


Good evening again! Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2542. Ha, I’m just over 2.5 grand. XD Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

  • When the parents called dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle before joining them @ the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, lotsa yummy broccoli and several thin small slices of tasty pork.
  • Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of yucky soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 246c


Good evening and potentially one final greeting for Monday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2292 and secondly, Joni’s devotional topic’s ‘Eternal Life’. Righteo, potential final, final events for Monday?

  • Now @ 6:24pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 6:07. That’s today’s quotas satisfied, and I promise I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight. XD
  • PIG mum came to hit me with the eye goo and help me exceedingly slightly with not only a bra but a tee because dearest dad was still @ home before leaving me to get myself mostly independently kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes and using the pot :P once more first.
  • PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela). Mostly I’m just pissed she won’t gimme my minions back: she took then away LAST MONTH! ><
  • Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Yay, thanks to dearest dad who left Sunrise on for me to watch! Breakfast is some porridge with one slice of dry (unbuttered) toast shredded into it, one full large mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Breakfast finished, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

  • That finished, I sit out in the garage. PIG mum told me yesterday that since she and dearest dad were attending Uncle Peter’s funeral today, I’d haveta wait by myself in the garage and wait for Aunty Deana to come pick me up. However, huge thanks to Aunty Emily who sat beside me in the garage and kept me company until Aunty Deana arrived! She told me about this Canto book she was reading that some psychiatrist had written; she also said she believed in reincarnation. But since she attends BCAC; I’m presuming she’s Christian and don’t Christians not believe in reincarnation? Dunno.
  • When Aunty Deana still hadn’t arrived by 9:55am, I rang her. She actually answered the phone screeching, “I’m coming, ah lui!” XD
  • I introduced Aunty Deana to Aunty Emily when they arrived. Before leaving, Aunty Emily told me to take it easy.
  • Aboard the Cathay van, Aunty Deana tootled us back to the Cathay headquarters. She gave me a hand in, and I used the loo once first coz the mug of water PIG mum had demanded I drink for her was deliberately huge and it’d all gone straight down to my bladder!
  • Yummy morning tea first: two slices of mandarin, just over one cup of Chinese tea and several slices of savoury bun. Uncle Sephen wanders over to note that I have an appetite; Aunty Deana gives a bark of laughter and I explain to Uncle Stephen that yup, sure, I can tuck it in good but rarely get the chance because of mother. XD
  • Now @ 7:10pm I’ve finished one more game of Bejeweled lasting 9:27. Right, promise I’ll not play again till toms. XD
  • Exercise today was two old grannies, one old grandpa, me and one new lady who looked around PIG mum’s age! Bearing in mind that I’m dreadful with ages and she’s probably like two decades older than PIG mum. XD Like I say every fortnight, I don’t really mind these exercises coz they can be done seated. Ela needs some help from Era, and I march on the sport @ half the speed Alice’s leading but yeah, apart from that, I manage.
  • All finished, I use the loo once more than Aunty Deana drops me back off home, saying she has one more job for today.
  • Lunch with the parents is just leftovers plus one mug of Chinese tea.
  • Before turning the alarm on, I use the loo once more for one tinkle.
  • Physio today: bending to floor nine times for Ela to touch object and Era to retrieve object, squatting and sitting opn left bumcheek, reaching for both hands. Vincent accidentally flicked me in the face gently with the object; he immediately apologised and Ela swatted him in chest to tell him off. XD
  • Before going home, we bought groceries from IGA.
  • Back home, I turned off the alarm, used the loo for one more tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
  • When Tina announces her arrival four minutes late, I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Turns out she was late coz she for some reason tried a different route to my place this arvo and got lost. XD
  • So a nice hot shower for me – I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 21% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
  • I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
  • Back outside, arvo tea was some kiwi (PIG mum wouldn’t lemme buy any sushi coz she caught me pressing the hazard lights once this morning, the meaniepoo *sigh*) and one mug of green tea. Happiness was getting to read for one whole hour – I finished the book @ 5pm! Now I’m back to enjoying James Clavell’s Tai-pan; it’s a really thick book and I doubt I’ll have finished it before our next book club! As for Tina, she really slowly cleaned the bathroom then sat and very gently massaged Ela for like forty-five minutes while excitedly watching The Chase.
  • At 5:55pm, I walked myself slowly and safely once more to the loo for two tinkles and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Tina’s back next Monday 4pm till 6pm.
  • Toms: late morning UQ physio. Since it’s only this new rotation’s second week; I haven’t remembered the students’ names yet. XD
  • Fingers crossed PIG mum will take me for half a lunch @ Hom Lin Wah afterwards! If she doesn’t, it’s coz she spitefully chucked @ complete cow @ me sometime last week. Depends if her dislike of driving’s greater than her need to deny me things so she can assert all the power she has over me. *sigh*
  • Seeing Aunty Ann for a comfy massage afterwards! I’m looking forward to it coz I didn’t see her for one last week because the computer guy was resurrecting the internet that PIG mum had somehow murdered and I’m feeling pretty tired/tight/achey; bet PIG mum’s looking forward to the opportunity to yap ceaselessly @ Aunty Ann. XD Righteo, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing day ahead!

Cheers,