Friday Post 283c

Good afternoon! Em’s new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3805. Righteo, continuing events for today?

• First, I head over to brush teeth. Ela immensely enjoyed her second break this week, with the knowledge that she’ll get a third toms! Score~

Next, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast is one yummy chocolate teddy bun (he had a most displeased expression that I was about to devour him XD); I also poured myself one mug of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend ten minutes and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

• After breakfast, I propped both legs up and happily finished the Courier Mail that I’d bought yesterday with Kim after lunch~
• Paper finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• I happily tootled online for one hour; alas, PIG mum spoiled the fun when she tumbled downstairs, gleefully and immediately forced me offline.
• Thus I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me plod on the treadmill for twenty-five minutes. Not only that; she increased the speed AGAIN: I’m now plodding on that stupid thing @ 2.6km/hr! what I don’t understand, however, is how the blazes did I manage to walk LESS steps than when I plodded @ 2.2km/hr?? you’d think the faster you go, the more steps you’d take, right??
• After asking that question over Facebook, I changed myself then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Lunch was boiled sauceless pasta with a MOUNTAIN of yummy kalian and a few wee chunks of beef mince. Seriously, the food chart can’t be balanced here? I ate nothing but kalian for TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES before finally getting to munch the pasta and like three wee chunks of beef mince!
• After turning the alarm on, I got into the 4WD and PIG mum tootled me off to see Ray for some left limb massage and acupuncture. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we listened to 97.3FM all day and today, Era helped Ela stretch for twenty-five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm 150 times, holding each for a count of five. Era also rubbed Ela’s fingers for five/seven minutes.
• After using the loo once and bidding the failure popcorn light greetings, I lay down to get some left limb acupuncture and massage from ray. PIG mum was in her element obviously, yapping unceasingly @ Ray; my grateful thanks to him for always replying and keeping a conversation flowing.
• When that was finished, I used the loo once more for one tinkle then went to IGA with PIG mum and bought milk before returning home.
• After turning the alarm off, I used the loo for one more tinkle, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
• Aunty Kitty’s meant to come mind me for one hour but she rang to say she’d be late. Only it’s nearly 5pm now and she’s still not here … oh, hopefully she arrives soon!
• Tonight I’m planning to watch the Titans and Rabbitohs match!
• Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total from me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm, then Besta’s doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed I’ll get to spend a blessed three hours with my nose buried in a book toms; also that Besta will lemme drink three white teas with sugar, coz Kim will only lemme have green tea toms … Anyways, hopefully bbl after Aunty Kitty leaves (cripes, it’s past 5pm but she still hasn’t arrived yet … :S) otherwise wishing everyone a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^