Saturday, August 31, 2013

Sunday Post 135

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2185 steps today (wqhich Digi proudly reports as also equalling 650m or 33.2kcal XD0; secondly, TWFT topic's 'Victorious Living' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just three. Righteo, events for today?
~Amazingly, despite me staying @ home all day yesterday and not going out for physio/anything strenuous, I still managed an awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes until 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored. Actually, i don't recall actually falling back asleep, but since neither do I recall counting all the way to 500 then taking a break to sing my original second-favourite song mostly silently, I must have! XD
-After PIG mum gave me "fifteen more minutes,", I swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of yummy pear jam, but sadly without any butter. Although, i did drink one yummy mug of warm Milo holding the mug 'incorrectly' and I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD,
-Amazingly, PIG mum helped me buckle my seatbelt today! Don't worry, I'm sure her true colours will reassert themselves tomorrow and she won't help me with it. XD
-Anyways, while dad tootled us off to church, I spent the short car trip there with both eyes closed and finishing off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-At church, PIG mum took me downstairs once to the loo, then left me with Aunty Katherine in the church library and rocked back upstairs to attend the Canto service.
-Poor Aunty Katherine's sister-in-law has suddenly passed away and she'll be returning to Hong Kong by next next  Sunday for the funeral. Guess PIG mum will just haveta attend the Mandarin service while I attend the English one.
-Today, we watched the testimony of Enoch's dad, who builds bridges! Enoch spoke a little, as did his two daughters!
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, I grabbed some morning tea (one cracker and two quarter-triangles of random sandwiches: the one egg and the other tuna) and sat down.
-When I'd finished munching and chatting with randoms, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk up to the service hall, reminded me of today's date then rocked off for drinks and gossip with Aunty Jo Tam @ Rochedale Cafe.
-Phew, I stayed seated for service again today. :o) Again, I sang everything, plus the harmony for two songs, but like every week, meant absolutely nothing.
-Instead of having a proper sermon today, BCAC's pastors all shared their testimonies! I was most impressed that Rev. Lam also shared in English, although he did warn us: My pronunciation and grandma isn't very good. Oh, whoops, I meant GRAMMAR! XD
-Afterwards, jason shared about uncle Wai Tong and Enoch shared about his dad, before we all went downstairs for the luncheon! Actually, before I went downstairs, Aunty Carol appeared and handed me two "I love Chinese" stickers, saying she'd forgotten to yesterday. Actually, how many of those stickers must I earn before I get a prize? Lol, I've forgotten ... XD
-One more loo trip for me, then PIG mum and I joined the line behind Aunty A and next to Aunty Kat.
-PIG mum was very deft @ holding two plates; I'm not sure why she didn't fill her own plate while I filled mine. oh, I know: 'twas when we sat down and she divvied up the food, she could gimme very little! XD
-We sat with Aunty A. I was like, "Hey, how did you manage to get some roast pork? i didn't see any ...?" Aunty A was like, "Oh, I got the last piece." XD
-Afterwards, PIG mum spotted a bag of prawn crackers; when I asked her please could she pass me two, she preferred to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over and get them myself, before telling me, "I should get lots more than two, you know, coz I'm heaps more mobile than you are." Well, sure, but then why didn't you get any more??" XD
-Before leaving, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-On the way home, PIG mum suddenly asked dad to pull into Warrigal Square, where she wanted to buy a tube of QV cream for poor Michael, who's got really bad ezama? That skin condition, anyway, however it's spelt. Oh, and speaking of Michael, while I was munching my morning tea this morning, he walked over to where I was sitting and waved a twenty dollar bill @ me, saying, "Wages." I took it with thanks; good, if Fiona can't hurry up and find me a paid job, @ least I know I've got ten bucks to spend for dearest dad's Christmas present and five bucks each for PIG mum's birthday and Christmas present.
-Back home, I turned off the alarm then walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else toms:
-Mid-morning (10am) UQ physio session with Matt. Ugh, i'd better start praying that the tilt table has internally combusted/@ the very least died a slow and painful death. I've tried asking other students which god they pray to to keep that blasted piece of equipment working, because I'm considering trying to offer my prayers to that god; obviously, mine's not listening when I earnestly pray to Him that He take away that blasted tilt table; only, Matt's a Christian also 9he attends the Hillsong church), meaning great, i'm stuck. XD
-And afterwards, we're meeting Mrs. Dent and Nana @ the Springwood Fasta Pasta for lunch! i'm considering printing out a farewell card for Mrs. Dent; she's finally managed to sell her house and will be moving out to Hope(less XD) island soon, and I expect i'll never see her again!! >< Must ask PIG mum: does she still have that docket for the forty dollar meal deal for four available; if she doesn't, guess i'll just be sticking with that penne bel paese dish again; it's yummy!
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower toms arvo. *sigh* I really dunno how I'm gonna plan this 'lose 10kg for PIG mum thing; how annoying...
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 135d

one final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3395. Digi apologises for the idiocy of his owner, who reset him before he could tender his report, but promises to come back toms. XD Eighteo, final, final events for tonight?
-At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Fingers crossed I can get some lunch @ Plaza afterwards!
-And unless Kwany can find me some visitors toms arvo, I guess it'll be a lonely arvo for me in front of the computer ... >< Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 135c

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 3282, remembering that around 500 of those were plodded last night and secondly, joni's devotional topic's "Guard the Storehouse'. Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Afterwards, I went over to wash and dry Era, before i held Rhi's hand and walked out well to the gobbling :P table with her. Thanks to dad who made some ham and eggs and thanks to Rhi who added one slice of cheese for me. I also drank one yummy mug of tea, white and two, holding the mug 'incorrectly'. Rhi was a good girl: she'd brought along her own breakfast! Lol, she must've remembered how I'd scolded her last week for not eating breakfast. XD Actually, she'd brought along Vegemite for her bread! After I told her my funny Vegemite story, she'd laughed and said, "That was like more than twenty years ago. Maybe your tastes have matured now. Why don't I tear you from mine and see how you like it?" i bravely tried ... and it's bearable; hey, perhaps I'm finally becoming more Australian. XD
-Alas, poor Ela didn't get any massage today, because Aunty Ming and Aunty Carol came to teach me translation. After they left, i rang and chatted with Aunty Nga and little Mickey pig for awhile. Reminder to self: when I hit Garbo next week with Annette, must remember to buy Mickey a birthday card; he's turning six soon!
-Before leaving, Rhi took me once more to the loo. She won't come next Saturday, coz we're attending Michael's wedding!
-Lunch was roughly half a bowl of Rhi's fried rice plus one mug of water, another I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum still hadn't returned home from work after I finished lunch, but I took myself slowly and safely to the loo once before walking myself slowly and safely online, both times rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Carol had e-mailed earlier, asking to come from 3:45pm till 5:45pm coz she was going to some jazz club with her friend for dinner tonight. When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-Dried, creamed and rekitted, Carol and I walked out to the gobbling :P table together.
-Lol, I enjoyed my last toastie for arvo tea; come Monday, I'll only get fruit! Poo PIG mum's demand that I lose 10kg for her. Oh, but my yummy mug of mint green tea was the last mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-Lol again @ Carol, who brought along her own book to read! And I finished reading Magician's End @ about 5:40pm tonight!
-Before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back on Tuesday.
-When Aunty A announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-PIG mum tumbled downstairs soon after that, immediately and gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-After one more toilet trip, dinner was: the yummy rice, lotsa I've forgotten which vegetable, some salmon, some white fish (maybe silver perch), one little slice of soup pork/chicken and one tiny morsel of yummy egg, which I of course saved for last.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of vegetable soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb with my final, final plodding total for Saturday, final, final events for Saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday Post 135b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1282, remembering that around 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place. Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, I had a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more when she left for work. After she left, I continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-More happy snorings with Daddy Bear followed, plus two more pot trips, one around 8:30am, the other @ 9:30am.
-Just after 10am, dearest dad comes into my room and said, "Rhi just rang me. She's running late, because there's been a crash somewhere, but she'll arrive soon."
-Rhi actually arrived @ 10:25am. Once she got here, I used the pot :P for three more tinkles and Rhi got me kitted, before we walked over to the bathroom where I brushed my teeth. Thanks to Rhi who squirted me some toothpaste.
-After drinking one mug of water holding the mug 'incorrectly', I went and did a stinky unspeakable over the loo, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the bloody treadmill for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, coz I'm still owed THIRTY-SIX MINUTES online!!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, August 30, 2013

Saturday Post 135

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1045 steps today (keeping in mind that about 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ Pole's place for our small group); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's Balm in Gilead' and thirdly, TWFT topic's "What is 'success' for you" but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and NINE MINUTES online after Carol Lockwood leaves @ 5:30pm!! But just noting down that I had a great sleep last night, Rhi came to mind me for three hours, Aunty Ming and Aunty Carol came to teach me translation. Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4:30, and toms I've just got church, nothing special. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 157c

Good evening and one probable final good evening for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4790. Digi's probable final report for tonight: 4790 steps also equals 1.41km or exactly seventy-three kcal. XD but alas, i'm still owed SIX MINUTES online!!! >< Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday Post 157b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3093 (ha, i'm just over three grand XD), which Digi proudly reports as also squalling 910m or 47.1kcal. XD Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 6:35am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-Afterwards, Daddy bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work one hour later.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, plus one more loo trip around 9:15am. Back into bed, I was like, "Didn't PIG mum say wake-up time  was 9:15pm? Oh wells, if she doesn't come downstairs, I'll call out and ask @ 9:45am. However, that wasn't necessary, coz the phone rang @ 9:35am, and minutes later, PIG mum had tumbled downstairs with "fifteen more minutes; quick, I overslept!" XD
-So when she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Afterwards, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to Westlife's 'Greatest Hits' album, too. As for me, I spent most of the trip with both eyes closed and finishing off my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening the eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo, before kindly leaving me with some Gardening Australia magazine and returning downstairs to pay the new receptionist.
-When Matthew came for me, I asked him please to fetch a walkbelt for me while I used the loo once more first.
-Physio today: passive calf stretch, four laps walking along hallway, stepping for both feet and work for Ela.
-Afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then tootled me off to see Naz for some lunch. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding wach for a count of five.
-At food court, I asked Naz how long it would take Naz to prepare fish and chips, because originally PIG mum had said I'd only have enough time for a kebab, coz I had a acupuncture appointment @ 2pm. However, when Naz replied that he could prepare a spud in five minutes and fish and chips in ten, PIG mum said I could have fish and chips! She nabbed two chips, but considering how for the past two weeks, she's taken @ least from my kebab and burger, I wasn't gonna complain!
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her, but I'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! ><
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Friday Post 157

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2794 steps today (which Digi proudly reports as also equalling 830m or 42.5kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'There's nobody Like Him! (5)' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's just five but fourthly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves around 5pm!!anyways, PIG mum's clipping Ela's fingernails now. XD Today, I had UQ physio with Matthew, saw Naz for some fish and chips @ lunch then had pincushion practice, Aunty Lucia will come supervise my shower soon and tonight I'm off to Pole's for small group; toms, Rhi comes from 10am till 1pm; two aunties will come teach me Canto translation and Carol Lockwood will come supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 157d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em's final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2311. Digi's final, final report for Thursday: 2311 steps also equals 690m or 35.1kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-After both parents had showered, dad drove us to Fasta Pasta Springwood for dinner! Lol, I'm having lunch there again next Monday with Mrs. Dent and nana, but hey, the 'flour head' (say that in Canto) doesn't mind having another meal there! XD
-Like always, we got two meals between three, meaning I really only got a little, but hey, no biggie. I'd asked please could we share some garlic bread, but instead, dad ordered calamari rings! There were six; I'm not sure why I even had that stupid notion that we'd take two apiece; dad grabbed three, PIG mum two, leaving me just the one. XD I chose a ravioli dish with chicken and white sauce; PIG mum also chose a white sauce dish, penne.
-Somehow, I managed to take a photo of both parents with my mobile before idiot me dropped the phone. XD Luckily, PIG mum then flagged over a waitress who snapped a picture of all three of us.
-Dad chose a dessert for us to share! 'Twas the chocolate pudding one, and it also came with one scoop of chocolate ice cream and one blob of whipped cream!
-Before we left, PIG mum took me once to the loo, coz I hadn't gone when we'd left for dinner, and I was pretty busting!
-Almost forgot: I gave the parents their wedding anniversary present before dad drove us out for dinner. Idiot me: I forgot to draw a pig for PIG mum! XD
-Dad tootled us home and I plopped back online to record this.
-Toms: late morning UQ physio with Matthew.
-Fingers crossed I can see Naz for some lunch afterwards! Last Friday, he promised to go catch me his biggest fish, see. XD
-Aunty Lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-And it's off to Pole's for small group @ 7:30pm~
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 157c

Good evening! Em's new plodding total now stands @ 1419 (Digi's new report: 1419 steps also equals 430m or 21.6kcal. XD Oh, and Joni's devotional topic's 'A Great Amen'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her presence exactly @ 4pm (I finally asked her; she often arrives just before 4pm but stays inside her car to organise things before coming inside @ 4pm), I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-So a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. Also thanks to Carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Carol rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she was doing Erf's shoelaces and one last one when Carol was repinning Digi onto my pants.
-Carol and I held hands and we walked to the gobbling :P table together, where I helped her make my arvo toastie and drank one mug of yummy mint green tea holding the mug 'incorrectly'.
-Then, while Carol very gently massaged Ela for one whole hour, painting her minion yellow with minion overall blue today, I happily read Magician's End. I'm nearing the climax!
-Just before 6pm, Carol took me once more to the loo. She's back on Saturday and says to tell PIG mum that her family will eat the bitter melon that PIG mum recently gave her with chicken and rice tonight.
-Me, after I watched Nine news sports report, took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Wonder when we're going out to celebrate PIG mum's and dearest dad's twenty-ninth wedding anniversary?
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl afterwards, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Thursday Post 157b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 1181 (Digi's new report for Thursday: 1181 steps also equals 350m or exactly eighteen kcal XD) and I'm still owed FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after carol leaves!!! anyways, events for today?
~I used the pot :P once last night, once this morning and once when dearest dad left for work @ 7:45am. once he'd left, I spent the ten minutes till 7:55am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes," shortly after dearest dad left for work. When she came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and she got me kitted. Then she got me kitted for today, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy Weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued and finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-Afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car, then she tootled me off for writer's group! Bear Bear came along; I shared my seatbelt with him, but his tummy was too fat! Instead, he stuck his leg through the seatbelt instead. XD We listened to Westlife's 'Greatest Hits album all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes then Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-At the library, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left me with all the other members.
-As always, writers group was awesome. :o) For morning tea, I had two tiny caramel blocks! See, when I'd asked Gabby please could I have a small slice of cake too (like everyone else was having) she replied, "Sorry Em, there's peanuts with this." The caramel things were yummy, though~
-Then I shared my runner-up prize-winning story with everyone! I'd brought along the coin and Bear Bear himself; I was most impressed when Harry actually shook Bear Bear's hand!
-Next fortnight's homework topic is 'red'. When PIG mum came and got me, she took me once more to the loo then tootled us home for lunch, saying that we'd have dinner out tonight.
-So, while PIG mum baked fish in the oven, I continued reading Feist's Magician's End. I've almost finished it!
-Lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with not mayo (we've run out), but tomato sauce! 'Twas kinda weird, but still tasted good~
-Lunch was washed down with one yummy mug of chai latte, which I was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-After that, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Carol comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Earlier this morning, she e-mailed me and said the Father's Day mug had come in!
-Tonight, we're going out for dinner to celebrate PIG mum's and dearest dad's 29th wedding anniversary!! :D
-Toms: Late morning UQ physio session. Fingers crossed I can see Naz for some lunch afterwards; last Friday, he promised me he'd catch me the biggest piece for my fish and chips! XD
-Aunty Lucia comes to supervise my shower @ around 4pm toms arvo.
-And small group's @ Pole's toms night~
-Righteo, hopefully I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Thursday Post 157

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1121 steps today (Digi proudly reports that 1121 steps also equals 330m or 17.1kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'There's nobody Like Him! (4)' but thirdly and most importantly, I'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online after Joey teaches me pilates!!! So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 157c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 5387. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-After finishing Wednesday Post 157b, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Toms: Writers group! It's my turn to read out Bear Bear's biography, and Eileen says I can bring him along, too!
-Fingers crossed I can get some yummy lunch @ the food court afterwards! nothing super-unhealthy, just a yummy chicken katsudon from Hanaichi.
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And fingers crossed we can all go out for dinner toms night @ a RESTAURANT (despite it's name; IKEA's 'restaurant's' really more a tuckshop, and food court ISN'T a restaurant!) because toms will be my parents TWENTY-NINTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!! :D
-Righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 157b

Heylo again and good evening again! Em's new plodding total now stands @ sth very slightly over 5294. Yay, Digi reckons I'm more than half a normal person today. XD He also promises to try and have a report ready for tomorrow; again, his idiot owner reset him before he could tell her the distance she'd plodded or the kilo calories she'd burnt. XDAnyways, I have zero idea what the time now is, coz the bloody computer clock's sudden;y decided that it's 4:58am!! Go figure? Righteo, just quickly, coz it's already fairly late and I haveta get up early toms, last night's and today's events?
-Carol took me to Toastmasters last night, where I was the Table Topics Master! I picked Amy, Georgina, Monica, Leonard and Viktor, told them to choose a prop and Thank God you're Here! Viktor wore the jersey over his head, said he'd hurt it running into a glass door while drunk on vodka! Georgina healed him with her tiger paw and admitted she was stuck in some Animorph position gone wrong? Monica had the glasses, said 'twas my birthday? But Leonard was the funniest; wearing my naruto headband around his waist, he declared himself some superhero with a belt of truth, only I kept forgetting what he'd called it and kept referring that headband as the belt of power! When poor Neil had to evaluate it, he said that he had no idea how to, coz 'twas the strangest Table Topic he'd ever come across! XD But the General Evaluator (Leonard) gave me good comments, so I was happy. :o)
-With the excitement of that meeting, it's not really too surprising that I had the best night's sleep I've had for awhile, with nature not calling until 7:25am!
-Today, I had another bloody torture session with Vincent the physio (stood for seven/eight minutes, exercises for ela, she had to open door twice @ end), Aunty Mecky came and minded me for three hours (I did a stinky unspeakable and happily read Magician's End for like 1.5 hours), then I went and saw Fiona @ Epic, who introduced me to this other lady who's not an Employment consultant but sth like an Employment Advisor, then Carol came to supervise my shower. Zero thanks to PIG mum who didn't buy me a pork salad roll for arvo tea even though she said she would (her excuse was sth like she was running late coz she was stuck @ the commonwealth bank?); after Carol left, PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to practise piano for goodness knows how long. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, coz I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly tore away my ability to play semi-decently. After that, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod 4.5 laps walking sideways. That was followed with a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, culminating with PIG mum gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-Meaning I needed a complete set change of clothes afterwards. Lol, i told PIG mum she should just lemme rewear the day's dirty clothes, coz there's no point me wearing new clean clothes only to get them soaked with sweat before PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her!
-Dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, two/three small chunks of yummy chicken, one small chinese mushroom (each parent gave me half) and a tiny lil chunk of dad's vrumbed fish he'd got from work today. Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Wednesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 157

Good evening! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 3280 steps today (although about 500 were plodded last night @ Toastmasters); secondly, Joni's devotional topic from last night's 'Reasoning with God'; thirdly, TWFT topic for today's 'There's nobody Like Him! (3)'; fourthly, Joni's devotional topic's from last night's 'Reasoning With God'; fifthly, Joni's devotional topic for tonight's ''What Have you Got?'' but sixthly and most importantly, I'm definitely still owed some time online after dinner coz I didn't get online until just after 6pm! XD oh, i'm owed ...ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online!!! >< Righteo, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone's having week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday, August 26, 2013

Tuesday Post 134

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1990 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equaling 590m or 30.2kcal XD0 and secondly, TWFT topic's 'there's nobody like him! (2)'. Righteo, events for today?
~Woohoo, another awesome sleep last night! Nature didn't call until 7:25am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:35am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-After that, Daddy bear and I dozed, me kissing dearest dad goodbye and wishing him a safe's day's work when he left atound 7:50am.
-More happy sleepings with Daddy bear followed, plus one more pot :P trip around 9am, after which I called upstairs, "Oi, mummy PIG, weren't you gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the treadmill this morning? Coz it's already past 9am." Her very delayed response? "Fifteen more minutes." XD
-When she came into my room, I used the pot :P for @ least three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water which I drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-Afterwards, PIG mum came downstairs. The first thing she did was gleefully force poor Elf to endure a painful ten minute standing calf stretch (usually, it's fifteen, but I suppose we were already running late) which was followed by her gleefully FORCING :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. *sigh* it's still Winter, yet I'm already left sweaty afterwards! Come Summer, I'm prolly gonna go through that many sets of clothes each day ... unless I rewear my dirty ones after my shower and change into the clean ones after PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for her?
-One more loo trip for me before PIG mum drives me out to see Vincent the bloody physio. We listen to human Nature's album all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. While she drives, Era helps Ela stretch for ten minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm twenty-five/fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-Physio today: stood entire session and did exercises for ela. Also ate one wee chunk of banana!
-Afterwards, PIG mum tootled me straight home. *sigh* Dunno why she's holding some grudge over me, prolly related to the complete cow she randomly chucked @ me last night ... dunno why she doesn't follow that passage in the Bible that says "Don't let the sun go down in your anger ..." *sigh* Part of that includes not giving me any lunch, meaning I'm feeling rather peckish right now ... but hey, I can wait till arvo tea.
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm and taking me to Toastmasters! I'm Table Topics Master tonight! Since the theme's 'comedy', I was thinking of picking five random people and throwing them into like a Thank God You're Here skit! I've run my idea by Sharon but she hasn't responded yet, hope she won't object!
-Toms: another mid-morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Aunty Mecky will come mind me for three hours; dunno what PIG mum'll do. Either go shopping or nag someone to shout her out for lunch, prolly.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-And it's ice-cream night toms night! :D Like I always say, a very little's better than none @ all!
-Anyways, hopefully bbl tonight, but if not, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 134d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @4682. Sorry, Digi's idiot owner forgot to close him before she went to the loo, meaning he didn't record anything, but hopefully he'll return toms with a new count. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:05pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Toms: late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><" But look on the bright side, maybe he'll feed me some banana again! XD
-Fingers crossed I can get lunch @ the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant afterwards! Suddenly, I'm craving for the charsiu omelette with rice. XD
-Carol Lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm, then taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! I'm Table Topics Master! The theme's 'comedy'; I'm thinking of choosing five random members, ask them to don an item of clothing (I'll bring along my jerseys, what else ...?) then asking them random questions! I'm just waiting for the okay from Sharon (our Toastmaster), though ... oh, and fingers crossed I can get some dinner from Maccas afterwards!
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
-P.S. Digi may not have recorded anything, but for Monday Post 134c, I was @ 990m! Surely, I've passed the 1km mark today! XD

Monday Post 134c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total now stands @ 4581, which Digi proudly informs everyone also equals slightly over 980m or slightly over 69.6kcal. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-before leaving, Carol took me once more to the loo.
-After she left and dearest dad returned home, PIG mum quickly tumbled downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-First, she gleefully forced Ela to practise piano. I'll keep saying this, but I don't really mind, because I've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful God so cruelly snatched away to play even semi-decently.
-Secondly, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod four-six laps walking sideways along the hallway.
-Next, she gleefully forced poor Elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-And finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor Em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. Usually, it's twenty-five, but I was busting! XD
-Dinner tonight: alas, the yucky rice has returned. >< That was with lotsa dearest dad's home-grown bok choy, two/three slices of lobok and three/four tiny slices of yummy pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yellowish-coloured soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can brb after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for Monday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Tuesday!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday post 134b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3219, which Digi proudly reports also equals very slightly over 940m or very slightly over exactly forty-nine kcal. XD Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When Carol announced her arrival two/three minutes before 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Joni's devotional topic's 'A Heart of Silver', BTW
-sO A NICE HOT SHOWER FOR ME - i WASHED AND RINSED MY OWN HAIR TODAY. i MUST SAY THAT i GREATLY ENJOYED BEING ABLE TO WASH EACH BODY TWENTY-FIVE TIMES WITHOUT INTERRUPT - sorry, shrieking! >< - ion; carol sits on the side but doesn't look @ me while i wash myself.
-I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (Carol helped only with my back and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, Carol only helped with my back and Era) and mostly rekitted myself (Carol helped only with elf's AFO).
-Then, I walked over to the toilet, asked Carol please for one mug of water - my second one for today that I could hold 'incorrectly' - and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and asking Percy the saint/angel to please help me to get through the rest of Monday okay/
-Afterwards, Carol came back and helped me with my shoelaces, then I walked over to wash and dry Era, before Carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-I enjoyed one yummy inari and drank one mug of yummy mint green tea, my third and final mug for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol massaged Ela for precisely thirty minutes, painting her roast beef with gravy dots today. Yup, that's what she's having for dinner.
-Argh, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her. >< Fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Monday post 134

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2971 steps today (which digi proudly reports as being 880m or 45.3kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'There's Nobody Like Him! (1) Righteo, events for today?
-Yay, another awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip I had to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. Happiness was then falling back asleep with daddy bear until dearest dad left for work @ 7:35am, when I used the pot :P again.
-The second happiness was again falling asleep with Daddy bear before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes"!
-When PIG mum came back, I used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. Then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor Ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-Breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water. Whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing, I also continued my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-After breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced poor Em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, we also listened to Human nature's 'Here and Now' album all day, too.
~While she drove, I finished my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Opening both eyes somewhere along Coronation Drive, Era helped Ela stretch for five minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to the loo - then suddenly went downstairs to pay without seeing me safely seated first! o_O So I slowly and safely made my way over to a seat, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over, phew.
-My new student's called something like Matthew, and he's only two/three months younger than me! Before physio, he did some bachelor of anesthesiology, or something like that. No, it starts with the letter 'k'. kinesthiology? (sp?)
-Physio today: fifteen minutes tilt table, six laps walking along the hallway stepping for erf (so weight shifting) and exercises for ela. My new student physio, who's from Hawaii or some other exoctic place like that, tells me his people do the 'six' symbol (thumb and pinky sticking out)  too, only it means 'hello' for them!
-While Ela was practising making the 'six' symbol, another student came and told me that PIG mum had just rang and said that she'd be late because of some traffic. I thought my physio student would just walk me back out to the waiting area and leave me with a mag, but instead, he stayed and kept teaching Ela how to make the 'six' symbol!
-When PIG mum finally arrived, she took me once more to the loo then drove us back to Warrigal Square. While she drove, Era helped Ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-*sigh* It always frustrates me that PIG mum refuses to park outside Woolies then, after I've done the shopping for her, drive the car over to Sushi Train for lunch. It seems she gains much further satisfaction from being able to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk that extra distance for her. Well, all I can say to that is, next time she accuses me of being self-centered, I can reply, "Yeah? Well, I learnt that from you. To always just put your own needs first." Sheesh, I'm only asking PIG mum to drive the car for thirty more seconds, to save me a long hard walk to Woolies and back to the Sushi Train! ><
-Meaning that PIG mum chucked a cow @ me, said she was leaving, and disappeared. I braced along the wall and walked forward, hoping PIG mum would come to her senses before I reached the end, which luckily she did. However, to reassert her power over me, she first gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the Post Office to buy some stamps. While I was there, I also chose this really nice Father's Day card for dearest dad. :o)
-After all that, I enjoyed lunch @ Sushi Train. :o) I had my favourite, the kaarage udon (even though horrid PIG mum gleefully restricted me to just two ladelfuls (sp?) of the soup). We both drank green tea; I drank mine holding the mug 'incorrectly' and sucked the teabag once. XD
-PIG mum randomly chucked another cow @ me while driving home. The good thing was that she flounced off and turned off the alarm herself; the bad thing was that she just left me to take myself slowly and safely once to the loo and over to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Fingers crossed I can bbl, else toms:
-Late morning torture session with Vincent the bloody physio. ><
-Fingers crossed I can have lunch somewhere yummy afterwards, like the Calamvale Chinese and BBQ restaurant!
-Carol's coming to supervise my shower then taking me out to Toastmasters afterwards! I'm Table Topics Master!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday post 134d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @6739, which digi's final, final report informs me equals exactly 2km (score! XD) or 104.9kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Toms: mid-morning UQ session with a new student! Hmm ... wonder if Kat will remember to get me a 'hot' one? XD
-I remember dad saying I haveta go buy groceries for him later; that's expected, but just fingers crossed that I can get some yummy udon for lunch @ the Sushi Train and bring one inari home for arvo tea afterwards!
-And it's Carol coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday post 134c

Good evening again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6673, which digi proudly reports as also equaling 1.99km or 103.9kcal XD and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'prudence'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-When the door bell/someone knocked @ the door around 3:05pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and opened it, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-'twas joshels! he said that pole had asked him to come instead, coz she was busy doing some bible college homework.
-He walked behind me to the sofa, where we started playing Cooking Mama. When Julz arrived, we went to play sport (well, they went to play; I just went to watch) @ Mansfield State High!
-We went in Julz's car; Joshels brought along my picnic chair for me.
-At the high school, Joshels set up my chair for me and Julz walked behind me to it.
-More people started arriving; in total, there were about sixteen people.
-While I obviously was too disabled to participate and play, I took Taco for three long walks! Okay, so his name's actually Toca, but Taco sounds cooler. XD Each time, huge thanks to Joshels who walked behind me. Idiot me fell backwards twice and pitched sideways once, but Joshels caught and steadied me all three times, thanks. :o) So I tugged Taco XD along (not really, the silly bar of fluff kept running in every bloody direction bar forwards! XD), Joshels walked behind me, Julz led the way, and even Josh Cham tagged along for the last hike!
-When someone decided to call it a day, Julz walked behind me back to her car and Joshels lugged my picnic chair along. Back inside the car, I was like, "Sorry, I'm really thirsty ... either of you have a drink bottle I can get some water from?" Turns out, neither did, and Joshels asked Julz to drive us to the Warrigal Square Maccas for a drink. "I esnt a mango frappe," he decided. I was like, "Ooh, I've never had one before; can I please try one too?" Julz decided she wanted a fizzy pink Fanta.
-Inside Maccas, I grabbed the Sunday Mail and sat @ a comfy booth seat; Julz and Joshels went to buy our drinks.
-Lol, when Joshels handed my mango frappe over to me, I said thanks and took a huge slurp just as Joshels said, "Be careful you don't get brain freeze." Whoops, too late. XD
-We just drank and yakked away.
-After we'd all finished, Julz walked behind me back to her car and tootled me home.
-Dad met us @ the garage, and offered to show them his vegie garden, so while they were given a tour, I took myself once to the loo then walked myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Alas, right after I returned online, PIG mum tumbled downstairs and immediately ordered that I shower, poor Ela. :o( Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum gleefully forced poor Ela to scrub various body parts like SIXTY times! Also, she gleefully restricted me to just washing each part fifteen times each today, meaning I don't really feel very clean, but that's okay, tomorrow I can return to my usual twenty-five times.
-After drying and rekitting myself (PIG mum only helped with elf's AFO and my shoelaces), PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where dearest dad was still cooking dinner.
-So I happily read Magician's End for about fifteen minutes, starting from page 400 @ 7pm.
-Dinner tonight: The yummy rice, lotsa PIG mum's home-grown vegetables, @ least one big chunk of sweet carrot, one spoonful of baked beans and three little pieces of soup pork.
-Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of yellow-ish soup and then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online before heading upstairs to watch the X Factor. Think dearest dad's watching some soccer downstairs.
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Sunday post 134b

Heylo again and good evening! Em's new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 6521. ha, i'm more than half a normal person today. XD Also, Digi proudly reports that 6521 steps also equals 1.95km or 103.9kcal. XD but more importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and EIGHTEEN MINUTES online, but alas, PIG mum's demanding i shower for her now, poor ela. >< Anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Sunday post 134

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1985 steps today (bet I'll have passed two grand if I get to return online again today; digi proudly reports that 1985 steps also equals 590m or 30.1kcal XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'learn to wait' and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's just two but fourthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after Pole and Julz leave!!!! But just noting quickly that I attended church today (some Mandarin pastor spoke about Paul's missionary travels), the parents and I had lunch @ Plaza (had Subway); toms I've got UQ physio @ 10am and hopefully I can get lunch somewhere yummy coz dad's already said he needs me to go buy groceries for him, then Carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. Righteo, fingers crossed I can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday post 134d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1568, remembering that like around 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place. Digi's final, final report for Saturday: 1568 steps also equal 440m or 23.5kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Toms: again, just church, definitely nothing special. Actually, fingers crossed that Aunty Katherine has recovered and we can watch some Cantonese video inside the church library! Hopefully we can watch a cartoon! Although Aunty Katherine will probably choose some Christian video ... hey, no biggie.
-Fingers crossed that I can get some lunch from Plaza then it should be Pole and Julz coming to visit me in the arvo. Righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Will prolly haveta post sth new to my special events blog; it's been awhile ...

Saturday post 134c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1442, remembering that around 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ Ray's place. Digi proudly adds that 1442 also equals 410m or 21.6kcal. XD Righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-Well, Aunty A only arrived just over ten minutes late tonight. XD When she announced her arrival, PIG mum was still upstairs in pigland, while dad was cooking dinner in the kitchen. Dad orders, "Go open the door for Aunty A," so I walk myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-Back @ the computer table, I chat with Aunty A until PIG mum tumbles down from pigland and dearest dad calls dinner. Before joining them, I take myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa bean sprouts and some yummy pork mince. Dinner is spooned down with one bowl of yellow coloured soup, then PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to walk back to the computer.
-Then she comes back and gives me one Coke flavoured Hubba Bubba chewing gum! I'm planning to go watch Naruto now and practise my bubble blowing skills! XD
-So fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm after one final loo trip with my final, final plodding total, my final, final plodding total for Saturday plus what's happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Saturday post 134b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1378, remembering that just over 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ ray's place. Digi proudly adds that 1378 steps also equals 400m or 20.7kcal XD and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'a lesson from christopher reeve'. Righteo, continuing today's events?
-when Carol announced her arrival precisely @ 4pm (I dunno how she does it; never a minute early, never a minute late! XD), I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and let her in.
-So a nice hot shower for me today - hairwash, and also thanks to Carol who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-I had one tinkle before Carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed, had another tinkle. Carol rekitted me, and I had one more tinkle when she was doing Elf's shoelaces and one last when she was repinning Digi back onto my pants for me.
-Carol and I held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together. Arvo tea was the yummy cookie that Aunty Jo had made for me! Oh, and the yummy mug of mint green tea was the last one for today that I could hold 'incorrectly'.
-After cleaning the bathroom, Carol came and very lightly massaged Ela for one whole hour! She somehow couldn't manage to turn the television on, so just listened to me reading Magician's End out aloud. I reached page 400 just when 'twas time for Carol to leave.
-She took me once more to the loo for one tinkle before leaving. Her family's having nachos for dinner tonight, and she'll be back on Tuesday to take me to Toastmasters!
-Well, I suddenly remembered to ring Aunty A over for dinner @ 5:35pm; she says she'll come @ 6:30. It's already 6:33pm now. XD
-Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Friday, August 23, 2013

Saturday post 134

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1150 steps today (remembering that just over 500 of those steps were plodded last night @ ray's place; digi importantly adds that 1150 steps also equals 340m or 17.3kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'welcome this change' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FOUR MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, let's start off with yesterday's events first!
-when aunty lucia announced her arrival @ 4:05pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, aunty lucia Forced me to walk outside to the gobbling :P table, where arvo tea was the second half of the yummy naan bread i'd bought the night before plus one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-before aunty lucia left, i went once more to the loo.
-after she'd left, i returned happily online, also taking myself to the loo and back and slowly @ least twice more, rach time rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-alas, before i'd been online for my most important two hours, PIG mum awoke from pigland and tumbled downstairs, gleefully and immediately booting me offline.
-so followed a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch, before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod fifteen minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-after the usual dinner and one more loo trip (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), PIG mum tootled me off to ray's for small group, before rocking off to aunty catherine's place for their very informal fellowship with other church aunties.
-last night, our topic was 'prayer'. we're supposed to pray for the person sitting on our right last night this week (ray for me). uncle chong came to visit us, and he brought some cupcakes that aunty sooi pheng had made for us! they came with sunflower seeds; i joked to jeff that he might see me @ church on sunday with a sunflower growing outta my ear. XD i also munched two marshmallows coated with chocolate~
-oh, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'of deadbeats, deadlines and dead ends'.
-after small group finished, ray had us all team up and we played this game where we were shown twenty pictures and had to guess where they were from! remember how i only got a B- in geography back in 2000? yup, me useless. XD
-PIG mum had whatsapped me earlier, telling me to ask pole plop to please drive me back to her place after small group ended. tony and pole both accompanied me back to the car, and while pole drove, i told her about how i'd got that pamphlet from that guy inviting me to some healing meeting; pole reckons it's a hoax, too.
-so @ pole's place, i went to her front door and bid her, ping yee and aunty frances a very good night, then PIG mum tootled us home, where dearest dad was actually standing outside waiting for us! unsurprisingly, immediate bedtime for me. zzz~
-today: i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning shortly after 6am. then i spent ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-happy snorings with daddy bear resumed until PIG mum left for work and i used the pot :P once more.
-after she left, i continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel for another ten minutes, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-dad left when ronnie jie jie came to mind me, although by 'mind' i mean i kept sleeping while she watched television in the living room.
-when dad returned, ronnie jie jie left, and soon afterwards, rhi arrived!
-first, i brushed teeth then did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning briefly against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-yay, rhi can cook the bread yummy, like tess! she also added one slice of cheese for me~
-i told her my funny stories while she massaged ela for about forty minutes.
-taking me again to the loo around 12:20pm, i stayed for three tinkles while rhi made me some yummy milo.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i rang aunty nga. bratty mickey only talked to me for like thirty seconds then handed me over to annie jie jie! ><"
-rhi cooked me fried rice for lunch, although we'd run outta eggs!
-but clever PIG mum remembered to buy some when she came home from work~
-rhi took me once more to the loo before leaving. her mum's a nurse, just like mine, and she's an only child, just like me!
-lunch was roughly half a bowl of the egg-less fried rice. rhi had given me one bowl, but awful PIG mum took away @ least half! >,
-around 1pm, aunty shuk lai jie jie and aunty jo came to teach me translation!
-carol lockwood will come supervise my shower in about five minutes.
-toms: just church, nothing special. fingers crossed i can get some lunch @ plaza and get some visitors in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 156c

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Friday: 5032. ha, i'm just over half a normal person today. digi's final, final report for friday: 5032 also equals sth slightly over 1.43km. oh, and i'm still owed FIFTEEN MINUTES online!!!! >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Friday post 156b

Heylo again! Em's new plodding total for Friday now stands @ 4004 (ha, i'm just over four grand XD), which digi proudly reports as also equaling sth just over 1.19km or sth just over 62.3kcal. XD Righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-carol arrived exactly @ 4pm, and i went for my nice hot but super-quick shower - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed my hair out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-dried, creamed and rekitted, PIG mum amazingly didn't demand i get my hair blown dried first, and carol and i were free to hit garbo right away!
-unfortunately, we hit some pretty bad traffic @ the logan rd. intersection, meaning i only got to read for about eighty-five minutes today (the best i've managed's 100 minutes!) unfortunately, orson scott card and mr. johnston's 'earth unaware' was unavailable, but the second one was! it's called sth like 'earth afire'.
-at 6:30pm, carol came back with sparkless and took me once to the loo before we entered food court for dinner.
-annette and rach really did come along! oh, 'twas so good to see annette again; i gave her a big hug!
-i stuck with my usual: one original two piece box with a violet crumble krusher. alas, the stupid server gave me potato and gravy instead of just gravy, but hey, no biggie. carol got some chicken salad from sumo salad, annette got curry chicken from hanaichi, while rach had maccas.
-annette and carol chatted; rach and i concentrated on eating. XD no, we chatted too: poor rach whinged that her brother luke (in year eleven) got less homework than she did! but he's got autism and isn't doing the regular curriculum, so fair enough.
-annette and rach left after dinner; i hugged annette goodbye, asked her did she know when she'd be back and she replied, "your next garden city trip, so next fortnight."
-first stop: breadtop. alas, horrid PIG mum had again gleefully restricted me to only just one; last night, i chose the naan.
-after that, we hit big w and bought sth for PIG mum's and dearest dad's wedding anniversary next thursday! reminder to self: i owe carol several bucks.
-one more loo trip for me after that, then 'twas ice cream time from wendy's!  i tried one called hunky chunky strawberry (it came with real strawberries!) while carol had this macadamia nut one. while we were eating, some guy, obviously noticing that i was wheelchair bound, invited me to this healing service @ somewhere like tarragindi! i asked him could i be healed so that i'd walk properly again and ela could move properly again, and the guy said sure!
-we then took a quick duck into kmart and looked @ all the teddies~
-after one more loo trip for three tinkles, 'twas home time.
-we actually ended up arriving home about five minutes late, because we both forgot how long it takes to leave garbo now, what with all the tickets!
-back home, repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-today: yay, awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 7:05am, and after one pot :P trip, i spent the ten minutes till 7:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-afterwards, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking briefly to kiss dearest dad goodbye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work around 8am.
-more happy sleepings for daddy bear bear and i, plus two more pot :P trips, until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes" around 10am.
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth 9poor ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was half of the yummy naan bread i bought last night plus all my usual drugs. :P while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me out to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to human nature's here and now' album all day, too.
-while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, PIG mum took me once to theb loo, then kindly left me with some gardening australia mag, and went to buy chocolates for kate, stan and bec! (i'd reminded her to please put the chocolates in the car last night, but she forgot, then we both forgot this morning! XD)
-physio today: passive calf stretch, work for ela (she put together this puzzle that was actually an invite to some 21st birthday party!), @ least ten sit to stands and six laps walking along hallway.
-argh, PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline now, but i'm still owed TWENTY MINUTES online!!! ><
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Friday Post 156

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em'sa been hard @ work plodding 33701 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 1.10km; secondly, joni's devotional topic from last night's 'anthropomorphism'; thirdly, TWFT topic's 'three levels of attack (3)'; fourthly, the spam count for the week's just seven but fifthly and most importantly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!! >< but just noting down that i had a great time out @ garbo with carol lockwood last night; and today i had UQ physio, saw naz for lunch and had pincushion practice; tonight i'm going to ray's for small group and toms rhi's coming from 10am till 1pm, then aunty jo and aunty shuk lai jie jie will come teach me translation and carol lockwood's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl with last night's and today's events, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Thursday Post 156b

Good afternoon again and one final greeting for Thursday! Em's final, final plodding total for today now stands @ 3137. digi's final, final report for thursday: 3137 steps also equals 930m (perhaps i'll pass one 1km toms XD) or 47.5kcal. XD unfortunately, i'm still owed TEN MINUTES online after i come back from garbo tonight!!! >< anyways, final, final events for today?
-joey came and taught me pilates! punching and ball work for era and ela, kicking for erf and elf and bridging for my butt. XD
-one quick loo trip for me before i returned online.
-whoops, i've just realised: i totally forgot and therefore missed the bang on a beanie week! XD
-carol lockwood's taking me out to garbo tonight! :D (1) must buy wedding anniversary present for parents; (2) must buy father's day gift for dearest dad and (c) must remember to visit tony!
-toms: late morning UQ physio with kate. it'll be my last with her; must bid her, stan and tory goodbye and good luck~
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some lunch afterwards; actually, i hope he'll be working; wonder where he was last friday?
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-and small group's @ ray's place, 7:30pm.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday post 156

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 2973 steps today (which digi proudly adds also equals 880m or 44.9kcal XD; i'm sure i'll have passed three grand when i return online afterwards! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'three levels of attack (2)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online after joey leaves this arvo!!! righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once this morning around 6:10am, before spending the ten minutes until 6:20am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-after that, daddy bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking up again to use the pot again around 8am and 9am. then, after counting myself fifteen minutes, i yelled upstairs to PIG mum, "hey, did you want to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on the treadmill for you? coz i'm awake now. her hilarious answer: "fifteen more minutes." XD
-after fifteen more minutes had passed, i tried yelling upstairs again, "hey, were you gonna gleefully FORCE :( me to walk on that thing or not? coz if you're not, daddy bear and i are going back to sleep." her answer this time? "wait, i'm showering." XD
-when she finally came downstairs, i swung myself over to the pot :P for only one more tinkle, coz i realised i felt ike doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the loo, where i did my stinky unspeakable. of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, plus all my usual drugs. :P while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to see lei shifu for a comfy massage. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we listened to jacky cheung all day, too. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-upon arrival, PIG mum took me once to the loo. then, we both had a massage, not just me! like always, i'm super-impressed @ PIG mum's chinese speaking ability; all the conversation i have with lei shifu is just "owowow!" and "stop stop stop!" XD (well, not really; today i did ask him how him and his daughter were. XD)
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk down to the food court, where she bought us a yummy baked chicken rice in white sauce and a lemon iced tea to share.
-before leaving, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-on the drive home, era again helped ela stretch for ten minutes, and again ela opened and closed her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-joey will come gimme a pilates lesson in like twenty-five minutes!
-even better, carol and i are hitting garbo tonight! i've gotta (get my parents their wedding anniversary present, (2) get dearest dad a father's day present and (c) get me an ice-cream! :D
-toms: late morning UQ physio with kate. it's her last session @ the NAB!
-fingers crossed i can see naz for some yummy lunch afterwards~
-i prolly have a pincushion practice session after lunch.
-aunty lucia's coming to supervise my shower around 4pm.
-and small group @ ray's toms night 7:30pm. we're doing bible study.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday post 156d

One final good evening! Em's final, final plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 3915. Lol, i'll pass four grand another day. XD Digi's final, final report for Wednesday: 3915 steps also equals sth rather over 990m (personally, I reckon I walked more than 1km today XD) or sth rather over 50.4kcal. XD Righteo, final, final events for Wednesday?
-at 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: PIG mum's got me booked to see lei shifu for a massage in the late morning, I think. Will prolly haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me plod on the bloody treadmill before I go out, coz Carol Lockwood's taking me out for my fortnightly Garbo trip toms night and I wanna get online for my most important two hours online before we go!
-am gonna get the parents wedding anniversary present and dearest dad's Father's day present toms night too!
-will try (yet again) if PIG mum'll lemme postpone my ice-cream to have with Carol toms night ...
-anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Wednesday post 156c

Good evening again! Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @3805, which digi proudly reports equals sth rather over 960m or sth rather over 48.8kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-sure enough, PIG mum tumbled downstairs almost right after dearest dad got home, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-so i went once to the loo once first. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and asked percy the saint/angel to please help me get through tonight okay.
-first, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod four/six laps side walking along the hallway for her.
-next, she gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-and finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-before dinner, i took myself once slowly and safely to the toilet and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy wombok and the last of PIG mum's yummy pork brisket. dinner was washed down with another mug of that red rooibos (*sp?) that carol lockwood had brought me yesterday, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly' for PIG mum.
-PIG mum then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total for today, final, final events for today plus what's happening toms after one quick loo trip, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday post 156b

Heylo again and good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Wednesday now stands @ 1536 (which digi proudly reports also equals very slightly 440m or very slightly 22.5kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's 'making music in one accord' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed THIRTEEN MINUTES online coz PIG mum's gleefully booting me offline to do goodness knows how long of stupid exercises for her!!! >< righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol didn't arrive until 4:04pm today. when she announced her arrival, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over. after i'd let carol in, she explained that she'd been stuck in traffic along logan rd.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol only helped with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO and my shoelaces). then i walked over to the loo for two tinkles, also singing my about 1/4 of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly and hatefully out allowed.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era, before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was one yummy mug of mint green tea - my official and last cup for today to hold 'incorrectly' and one delicious pork salad roll that PIG mum had kindly bought for me when she was out with aunty anne earlier today. carol did offer to cut the roll up for me, but i politely declined, wondering where would she have cut it? like, into halves?
-at 5:25pm, carol massaged ela for exactly thirty minutes, painting her sth with mashed potato coloured dots today. after i'd finished my yummy pork salad roll, i happily read "magician's end" for just under twenty minutes.
-before leaving @ 6:04pm, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. she's having a pot roast for dinner tonight, and will be back on monday.
-well, i've just heard the garage door rise, meaning dearest dad's returned home, so i expect PIG mum'll be tumbling downstairs very shortly.
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Wednesday post 156

Good afternoon! Firstly, Em's been hard @ work plodding 1370 steps today (which digi proudly reports as also equalling 400m or 20.4kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'three levels of attack (1)' but thirdly and most importantly, i'm still owed FIFTY-EIGHT MINUTES online tonight after carol leaved!!!! >< righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night (after either parent thumping loudly upstairs awoke me) and once this morning, before spending ten minutes having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work @ 7:45am and use the pot :P once more, daddy bear and i snored happily, me waking twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-lol, carol comes in ten minutes; i've spent the time playing bejeweled! XD
-breakfast was one slice of toast with strawberry jam; PIG mum had offered pear jam, but suffered momentary brain snap and gave me strawberry jam instead. and i drank chai latte, yum!
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio: sat first go, exercises for ela, bent for ela to touch ground @ least ten times, ela to open door and hold onto rail, I got one lolly and some banana! XD
-PIG mum tootled me home; aunty mecky came to mind me for three hours and aunty anne took lucky PIG mum out to shout her lunch and go shopping together.
-my lunch: tuna with toast, yum!
-then i watched the bible mini series after one loo trip, while aunty mecky did the rubbing for ela for twenty-five minutes, gave herself the next twenty-five minutes off and more or less watched television with me, then returned and did the rubbing for about ten more minutes.
-before aunty mecky left, she took me once more to the loo.
-lynda came with my new carer starting saturday! her name's sth like rhiannon and she's only twenty!
-carol should arrive to supervise my shower soon.
-fingers crossed i can bbl, else toms: writers group! i'm sharing bear bear's story!
-and carol's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D going anniversary present shopping for the parents~
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 133d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5241. digi's final, final report for tuesday: 5241 steps also equals more than 1.43km or sth over 73.2kcal. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will come mind me from 11:30am till 2:30pm
-and carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-best of all, it's dessert night toms night! actually, coz i'm hitting garbo toms thursday night, must try asking PIG mum again could i please postpone my ice cream to have with carol on thursday when we hit garbo together! she refused last time, but better luck this time!
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 133c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 5124. ha, digi reckons i'm more than half a normal person again today! oh, and he also adds importantly that 5124 steps also equals something over 1.4km or sth over 71.3kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-arvo tea was one mug of yummy mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol sat and very gently massaged ela for one full HOUR, while i happily read magician's end.
-before leaving, she took me to the loo once more for one tinkle.
-i returned briefly offline. PIG mum spoiled the fun when she awoke from pigland, came downstairs, immediately and gleefully booted me offline.
-first, she gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for nearly twenty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god so wantonly took my ability to play semi-decently...
-next, she gleefully forced both arms on that ball exercises joey had taught me, plus more stupid exercises for poor ela, all the while chucking some complete cow @ me. *sigh?*
-next followed a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-and finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her.
-one more loo9 trip for me before dinner: the yummy rice, lotsa yummy broccoli and PIG mum's delicious meat brisket! as expected, 'twas too bland, but still tasted great!
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of vegetable soup before PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb in about fifteen minutes after one more loo trip with my final, final plodding today, my final, final events for tuesday plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing wednesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post 133b

heylo again and good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3007 (ha, i'm just past three grand XD), which digi proudly reports as also equalling 890m or 45.3kcal. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-oh, joni's devotional topic's 'use it!'
-when carol announced her arrival exactly @ 4pm, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. when carol rekitted me, i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps and one last one when she was repinning digi onto my pants for me.
-carol and i held hands and walked out to the gobbling :P table together, where carol had two surprises waiting for me!
-one was this red tea she'd brought me! it's from zimbabwe and called sth like 'rooiboois' tea! tasted great!
-the second was this huge glass ornament evil eye she'd bought me from somewhere! i'd received one from mr. hall back when i was still living in the asylum, but i immediately smashed that one. XD this one i'm very careful of! XD
-argh, PIG mum's booting me offline now. >< fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, August 19, 2013

tuesday post 133

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2752 steps today (which digi proudly reports also equals 820m or 41.3kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's 'freedom from sexual addiction'. righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P once last night and once again this morning around 6:05am, before spending the next ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-waking to kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left for work @ 7:45am and use the pot :P once more, daddy bear and i snored happily, me waking twice more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for only one tinkle (coz i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable) then PIG mum got me kitted. next, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (por ela) before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with the smallest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i sculled holding 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me get through today okay.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced  me to dak myself, but i also leaned briefly against the side rail and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, where she tootled me off to see vincent the bloody physio. we listened to jacky cheung all day, and of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too. anyways, while she drove, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm twenty-five/fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-physio today: two/three attempts before staying seated, then standing practice and bending to touch ground several times. Ela to open door and hold onto rail @ end.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us back to warrigal square, where first she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through the store to buy dad's milk (he requests full cream), gloves and teabags, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the butchers where she bought some pork and finally we had lunch @ sushi train. just our usual udons and green tea~
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-carol lockwood comes @ 4pm to supervise my shower.
-and the bible miniseries will air again tonight, although i think PIG mum's gonna gleefully force me off to bed instead of letting me watch it ... *sigh*
-toms: mid-morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-aunty mecky will come mind me for three hours. dunno what PIG mum'll do, either some shopping/get aunty anne to shout her for lunch.
-carol comes to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-and will try asking PIG mum if she'll lemme postpone my ice-cream night till toms with carol lockwood~
-righteo, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 133d

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 5103. digi's final, final report for monday: 5103 steps also equals 1.24km or 73.9kcal. XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-at 9:05pm, i took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can get some yummy udon @ the sushi train for lunch afterwards!
-and it's carol lockwood coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. ela's looking forward to a nice long massage, and i'm looking forward to getting some good reading done!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing tuesday!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 133c

good evening again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 5013. awesome, i'm just over half a normal person today. XD oh, and digi proudly reports that 5013 steps also equals 1.22km or 72.6kcal. XD righteo, continuing tonight's events?
-first, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for almost twenty minutes. i didn't really mind, though, because i've always loved playing piano, but it makes me kinda sad to know that the cruel and unfaithful god has totally taken away my ability to play even semi-decently. :o(
-next, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod four laps walking sideways.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf to endure a painful fifteen minute standing calf stretch.
-and finally, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty-five minutes on the bloody treadmill for her. aiya, it's still winter, but by the end, i was already pretty sweaty! goodness knows how many sets of clothes i'll get through once spring and summer hit ... *sigh?*
-dinner tonight: the yummy rice, but with boring lotsa boiled broccoli and boring tasteless beef (four/five small chunks)
-dinner was spooned down with one bowl of vegetable soup then i walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-then, aunty jo rang me! she says that she and aunty shuk lai jie jie will come teach me canto @ 1pm saturday, and may even bake cookies!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can brb with my final, final plodding total for today and final, final events for monday after one more loo trip, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 133b

heylo again and good evening! firstly, em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2878 (which digi proudly reports also equals 640m or exactly forty-three kcal XD) and secondly, joni's devotional topic's "life ain't easy". righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol didn't arrive till like 4:16pm! when she announced her presence, i walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-so a nice hot shower for me - i washed and rinsed my hair today. thankfully, we're past the worst of winter now and i don't haveta warm myself back up in between washing body parts.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped only with my back and era), mostly creamed myself (again, carol only helped with my back and era) then mostly rekitted myself (carol helped only with elf's AFO). then i headed over to the loo for two tinkles, also leaning briefly against the side rail and softly, slowly and hatefully singing about 30% of my shorter second-favourite song, closing both eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, i went over to wash and dry era before carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was the other half from my yummy lunch, plus one mug of refreshing mint green tea, my official mug for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after cleaning the bathroom, carol turned on the news, sat and massaged ela for thirty minutes.
-before leaving around 6:15pm, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles. she'll be back on wednesday.
-alas, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me offline now to do goodness knows how long of crummy exercises for her. >< well, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, August 18, 2013

monday post 133

Good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2604 steps today (digi proudly reports that 2604 steps also equals 770m or 39.2kcal XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "trust your bible. it's true!" righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:45am. actually, nature called @ 7:35am, but i spent the ten minutes before dad came to kiss me goodbye just having to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-when PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes,' @ 8am, i had already slipped back into a light doze. :o) when she came back, i used the pot :P once for three more tinkles and PIG mum got me kitted. then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom and brush teeth (poor ela), before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
- breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the tiniest amount of honey ever, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of water, which i drank holding 'incorrectly' whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing. i also continued my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to '10 years of ronan keating' all day, too. that album contains sixteen songs!
-while PIG mum drove, i closed both eyes and finished my mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel. opening the eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-at UQ, I went to the loo, and actually ended up doing a stinky unspeakable. over @ the waiting room, PIG mum kindly left me with some gardening magazine from march this year and went back downstairs to pay margit.
-kate came for me with a walkbelt, held ela and walked into the gym with me. physio today: twelve minutes tilt table, posture work, reaching for era ela doing six and playing ipad piano, four laps walking. and she gave me a twix bar in return for the three small chocolates i earned last friday! i taught stan my 'sharing is caring? yeah, i don't care, so all mine joke'. XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she tootled us away. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five. after that, she took a morning nap. XD
-at plaza, PIG mum first gleefully FORCED :( me to walk through coles to buy one box of teabags before having lunch @ dong fong/sunnybank oriental. and we bumped into aunty frances again! she was having lunch @ sunni cafe, but rushed outside to gimme a hug. :o)
-alas, neither set meal looked appealing; instead, i ordered the peking pork spare ribs and shared the cold milk tea with PIG mum. the awesome waitess offered PIG mum (who'd ordered the A meal, some soup vermicelli chicken thing) quiety a free soup with her A meal for me! PIG mum quietly accepted. XD
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i rang dearest dad on speakerphone; PIG mum and i both talked with him. :o)
-back home, i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before walking myself slowly and safely to the computer, rising above the cruel and unfaithful god's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting him push me over.
-carol's coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm.
-i doubt i can return online after she leaves, coz i've already sat out my pissy two hours that PIG mum so gleefully restricts me to), unless PIG mum gleefully FORCES :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill tonight.
-toms: late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-fingers crossed i can have lunch somewhere yummy afterwards!
-and it's carol coming to supervise my shower @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^