good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3533 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'the butterfly effect' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after cathy leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-woohoo! i'm having a welcome succession of awesome sleeps! :D nature didn't call until 5:50am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled florence and we returned to our happy snorings together. i woke briefly @ 8:05am to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more.
-then florence and i happily snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and from leaving UQ, we listened to westlife's 'where we are' all day, troo.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio, i spent the trip until she entered coronation drive with both eyes closed, finishing my chat with percy. the i stretched ela for five minutes.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom first, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. then i went over to wash and dry both hands when she went herself.
-hey, cathy's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, October 31, 2011
monday post 69c
good evening again! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3244. righteo, continuing today's events?
-vincent the bloody physio also forced me to just stand there for five minutes. >< but he told me that he'd received my e-mail, and would show me where in the body my question related to. 'ugh, you mean you're going to show me your smelly foot?" i grimaced, coz he'd told me that 'twas a bone near the foot. 'of course not," he laughed. and once seated inside, i've never noticed this before, but he's got this little skeleton standing inside the room! i shhok the skeleton's hand XD then vincent pointed out wherever that part was.
-best of all, he let ela grab a lolly when i left. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home for lunch - vincent the physio had given us bread! he said that a client had given him lots.
-half a soft bread roll later, PIG mum tootled me off for that stupid TAFE course she's forcing me to take.
-lol, we'd moved rooms! luckily, just next door, though.
-and i felt so loved! the teacher had put me next to kiru, but when we were starting the activity, ali looked around and asked, "but where's emily?" i stuck era in the air, waved her, and called, 'i'm here, ali! hello!" he laughed and waved back! :)
-we practised matching first names, full names, addresses, suburbs and postcodes today. i was slighty curious, and said, "teacher ..." she laughed, came over and said, "it's just judy, em. what's up?" i asked her, "we're supposed to match everything up. but how come they're not jumbled @ all? you can just draw a straight line for each one." judy explained, "they're not aware of that. besides, they cutting and comparing."
-then the teacher left me to have a convo with all the students while she ran off to the computer room to do sth. she told me to ask them what they'd spent the weekend doing, and i learnt that while ali had done gardening, all the females spent their weekend cooking! then i had a great idea. "hey, next week, when i'm here, how about we ditch the english classes and do some cooking? we can still practise english by reading all the ingredients, instructions, etc.!" when judy came back, i told her my awesome idea, but she just laughed. "sorry, em," she apologised. "we don't have any ovens here!" but i thought quickly. "no problems. we can just make fairy bread! you don't need ovens for that!" judy laughed again, then said, "maybe @ the end of the year."
-PIG mum tootled us home afterwards, and i plopped online until carol came, three minutes early today.
-a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted.
-arvo tea was my other half of the bun i had for lunch, with one slice of cheese and mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay. :)
-after i'd finished eating, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her orange with white dots today! oh, i almost forgot to say! carol brought this lovely brooch for my hair! i'm wearing it for the melbourne cup toms! :D
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. she's having pork chops for dinner and will be back on wednesday.
-i tootled online until PIG mum awoke from pigland. :P
-after forcing me on lotsa posture and ela exercises, she gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano. i'll keep saying this, but piano playing's sth i've always loved doing, even after the unfaithful god took away my ability to play. ><
-after that, 'twas a forced twenty minutes on the treadmill. i watched the x factor when PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty. go christina parie!
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa sugarloaf (lol, i thought 'twas wombok! guess i've just got inferior tastebuds XD), some fish. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-toms: it's melbourne cup day! lol, i've already got a special hat ready for wearing! XD
-actually, i've got UQ physio @ 10:15 then a P.A. follow-up for the botox @ 1:30. and cathy's coming to shower me toms.
-one more thing! today i received a letter from nana! i spent ages trying to decipher what she said. XD oh, and it's mr. dent's birthday toms! must remember to send him birthday greetings over facebook! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-vincent the bloody physio also forced me to just stand there for five minutes. >< but he told me that he'd received my e-mail, and would show me where in the body my question related to. 'ugh, you mean you're going to show me your smelly foot?" i grimaced, coz he'd told me that 'twas a bone near the foot. 'of course not," he laughed. and once seated inside, i've never noticed this before, but he's got this little skeleton standing inside the room! i shhok the skeleton's hand XD then vincent pointed out wherever that part was.
-best of all, he let ela grab a lolly when i left. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home for lunch - vincent the physio had given us bread! he said that a client had given him lots.
-half a soft bread roll later, PIG mum tootled me off for that stupid TAFE course she's forcing me to take.
-lol, we'd moved rooms! luckily, just next door, though.
-and i felt so loved! the teacher had put me next to kiru, but when we were starting the activity, ali looked around and asked, "but where's emily?" i stuck era in the air, waved her, and called, 'i'm here, ali! hello!" he laughed and waved back! :)
-we practised matching first names, full names, addresses, suburbs and postcodes today. i was slighty curious, and said, "teacher ..." she laughed, came over and said, "it's just judy, em. what's up?" i asked her, "we're supposed to match everything up. but how come they're not jumbled @ all? you can just draw a straight line for each one." judy explained, "they're not aware of that. besides, they cutting and comparing."
-then the teacher left me to have a convo with all the students while she ran off to the computer room to do sth. she told me to ask them what they'd spent the weekend doing, and i learnt that while ali had done gardening, all the females spent their weekend cooking! then i had a great idea. "hey, next week, when i'm here, how about we ditch the english classes and do some cooking? we can still practise english by reading all the ingredients, instructions, etc.!" when judy came back, i told her my awesome idea, but she just laughed. "sorry, em," she apologised. "we don't have any ovens here!" but i thought quickly. "no problems. we can just make fairy bread! you don't need ovens for that!" judy laughed again, then said, "maybe @ the end of the year."
-PIG mum tootled us home afterwards, and i plopped online until carol came, three minutes early today.
-a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted.
-arvo tea was my other half of the bun i had for lunch, with one slice of cheese and mayo, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay. :)
-after i'd finished eating, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her orange with white dots today! oh, i almost forgot to say! carol brought this lovely brooch for my hair! i'm wearing it for the melbourne cup toms! :D
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. she's having pork chops for dinner and will be back on wednesday.
-i tootled online until PIG mum awoke from pigland. :P
-after forcing me on lotsa posture and ela exercises, she gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano. i'll keep saying this, but piano playing's sth i've always loved doing, even after the unfaithful god took away my ability to play. ><
-after that, 'twas a forced twenty minutes on the treadmill. i watched the x factor when PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty. go christina parie!
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa sugarloaf (lol, i thought 'twas wombok! guess i've just got inferior tastebuds XD), some fish. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-toms: it's melbourne cup day! lol, i've already got a special hat ready for wearing! XD
-actually, i've got UQ physio @ 10:15 then a P.A. follow-up for the botox @ 1:30. and cathy's coming to shower me toms.
-one more thing! today i received a letter from nana! i spent ages trying to decipher what she said. XD oh, and it's mr. dent's birthday toms! must remember to send him birthday greetings over facebook! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 69b
hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2296. righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we listened to dad's beyond disc. while PIG mum was driving, i stretched ela for ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-but 'twas a disastrous session. >< stupid ela lost her remaining immunity, and vincent the bloody physio also
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we listened to dad's beyond disc. while PIG mum was driving, i stretched ela for ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-but 'twas a disastrous session. >< stupid ela lost her remaining immunity, and vincent the bloody physio also
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, October 30, 2011
monday post 6
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2022 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "until" and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-another awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 6:35am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:45 having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled florence and we returned to our happy snorings together. i woke briefly @ 8:05am to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more.
-then florence and i happily snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with one exceedingly thin and exceedingly short streak of honey. PIG mum also popped me my drugs - one garlic, one fish oil, and one bilberry.
-hey, carol's here now; fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-another awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 6:35am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:45 having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled florence and we returned to our happy snorings together. i woke briefly @ 8:05am to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more.
-then florence and i happily snored until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times, before gleefully forcing her to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, before finally letting me sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with one exceedingly thin and exceedingly short streak of honey. PIG mum also popped me my drugs - one garlic, one fish oil, and one bilberry.
-hey, carol's here now; fingers crossed i can bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post67f
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2266. nice number! XD righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i yakked away to aunty nga. for some reason, terri jie jie, who usually gets sundays off, asked if she could work alternate sundays! apparently, it's coz she's got a baby girl back in indonesia whom she's sending money over for.
-tried ringing madam hippo twice, but she's not answering. :(
-also went once more to the loo, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, it's 2339. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
-i yakked away to aunty nga. for some reason, terri jie jie, who usually gets sundays off, asked if she could work alternate sundays! apparently, it's coz she's got a baby girl back in indonesia whom she's sending money over for.
-tried ringing madam hippo twice, but she's not answering. :(
-also went once more to the loo, of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. actually, it's 2339. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
sunday post67d
hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2134. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) anyways, continuing events?
-dinner: rice, lotsa wombok, some fish and some egg. dinner was washed down with this really disgusting mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went to the loo once more after dinner. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-waiting to speak with aunty nga on the phone now! then planning to ring madam hippo.
-bbl!~
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinner: rice, lotsa wombok, some fish and some egg. dinner was washed down with this really disgusting mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went to the loo once more after dinner. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-waiting to speak with aunty nga on the phone now! then planning to ring madam hippo.
-bbl!~
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post67c
hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 1767, and the new spam count for the weekend's now three. righteo, continuing events?
-i tried listening to the news online, but without success.
-instead, PIG mum demanded that i shower. poor ela. >< but she GAVE ME A PINKY-PROMISE THAT SHE'D BUY ME AN I-PAD provided i do everything that she says! XD
-back outside, two things were brought to our attention: (1) poor aunty a can't come for dinner, coz she's feeling crook >< and (2) oh noes! >< old old grandma's in hospital coz she fell over! >< but hope she's gonna be alright!
-mm, i can smell dinner; eft's growling, "feed me!" Xd
-well, fingers crossed that i can come back online after dinner, else it's just that stupid TAFE course toms. fingers crossed we can have red roosters for lunch and that PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy custard and apple danish for arvo tea! i've prolly got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio, too. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
-i tried listening to the news online, but without success.
-instead, PIG mum demanded that i shower. poor ela. >< but she GAVE ME A PINKY-PROMISE THAT SHE'D BUY ME AN I-PAD provided i do everything that she says! XD
-back outside, two things were brought to our attention: (1) poor aunty a can't come for dinner, coz she's feeling crook >< and (2) oh noes! >< old old grandma's in hospital coz she fell over! >< but hope she's gonna be alright!
-mm, i can smell dinner; eft's growling, "feed me!" Xd
-well, fingers crossed that i can come back online after dinner, else it's just that stupid TAFE course toms. fingers crossed we can have red roosters for lunch and that PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy custard and apple danish for arvo tea! i've prolly got another torture session with vincent the bloody physio, too. ><
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post67b
hello again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 1602. yeah, i'm over 1.5 grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-lee arrived awhile after kwany. i went to the loo once, then we sat down to watch the episode of house that PIG mum had taped for me on friday! i didn't like the episode, though, because chase wasn't in it. XD
-much thanks to lee who brought harsiubing! i munched one chocolate, while lee and kwany had one peanut one each. also thanks to lee who passed me half a mug of milk; i used that as my one to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after watching house, we watched celebrity apprentice for awhile. lol, i only recognised pauline hanson. XD
-i went to the loo once more, then kwany taught me how to play poker.
-in the end, lee emerged as the winner; kwany and i were completely bankrupt. XD i think i'll stick with bejeweled, thanks! XD
-when they left, i went once to the loo, then returned online.
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-lee arrived awhile after kwany. i went to the loo once, then we sat down to watch the episode of house that PIG mum had taped for me on friday! i didn't like the episode, though, because chase wasn't in it. XD
-much thanks to lee who brought harsiubing! i munched one chocolate, while lee and kwany had one peanut one each. also thanks to lee who passed me half a mug of milk; i used that as my one to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after watching house, we watched celebrity apprentice for awhile. lol, i only recognised pauline hanson. XD
-i went to the loo once more, then kwany taught me how to play poker.
-in the end, lee emerged as the winner; kwany and i were completely bankrupt. XD i think i'll stick with bejeweled, thanks! XD
-when they left, i went once to the loo, then returned online.
-bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 29, 2011
sunday post67
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1414 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "deal with your 'ishmael'"; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's two and lastly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after my guests leave!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more this morning.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted for the day, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast before finally letting me sit.
-the three weetbix i enjoyed with one exceedingly thin and short streak of honey. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i took the time to have a silent to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to bible study. i went to the loo once first; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-only bernard and i attended class today! we did an older chapter.
-after class, PIG mum took me once to the loo then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall.
-damn. aunty katherine wasn't here for service, meaning poor em had to stand for ALL of worship - FIVE songs. >< i sang the harmony for one, also clapped along for another.
-then, speaker today was liam! wonder why helena wasn't with him?
-hey, kwany's here now, so i'll bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more this morning.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted for the day, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. then she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast before finally letting me sit.
-the three weetbix i enjoyed with one exceedingly thin and short streak of honey. while PIG mum was upstairs changing, i took the time to have a silent to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church. of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to bible study. i went to the loo once first; of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-only bernard and i attended class today! we did an older chapter.
-after class, PIG mum took me once to the loo then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall.
-damn. aunty katherine wasn't here for service, meaning poor em had to stand for ALL of worship - FIVE songs. >< i sang the harmony for one, also clapped along for another.
-then, speaker today was liam! wonder why helena wasn't with him?
-hey, kwany's here now, so i'll bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post66c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1868. not quite two grand, but hey, maybe toms. :) anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-i went once more to the loo @ 8:30pm. zero thanks to PIG mum who wouldn't watch me walk there, but hey. she did on the way back! i know she only did so she could gleefully force me off to bed @ the ridiculously early time of 9:30pm. *sigh*
-toms: just church. i'll remember not to use the loo until i get there. and *sigh* i'm gonna haveta sit somewhere in the middle, coz i promised i promised PIG mum i would before she told dad to take me to WAUFAKAP. but really, shouldn't it only be for one week? WAUFAKAP was only a one-off event, it'd be dreadfully unfair to control where i sat @ church forever after that! ><"
-fingers crossed i can get some chips for lunch; i really don't wanna haveta wait until thursday for some! ><"
-think kwany's coming to visit me in the arvo. :)
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once more to the loo @ 8:30pm. zero thanks to PIG mum who wouldn't watch me walk there, but hey. she did on the way back! i know she only did so she could gleefully force me off to bed @ the ridiculously early time of 9:30pm. *sigh*
-toms: just church. i'll remember not to use the loo until i get there. and *sigh* i'm gonna haveta sit somewhere in the middle, coz i promised i promised PIG mum i would before she told dad to take me to WAUFAKAP. but really, shouldn't it only be for one week? WAUFAKAP was only a one-off event, it'd be dreadfully unfair to control where i sat @ church forever after that! ><"
-fingers crossed i can get some chips for lunch; i really don't wanna haveta wait until thursday for some! ><"
-think kwany's coming to visit me in the arvo. :)
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post66b
hello again! well, the post i typed after jack left decided to kark it. >< anyways, em's new plodding total for saturday's now 1795. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after dinner and a loo trip, dad tootled me off to church for SHINE fellowship. i linked arms with aunty amy and walked in.
-we played an icebreaker game first: thomas handed out this picture of all these creatures doing some activity on/around a tree, and we had to pick which one was us. both aunty rowena and i picked the one that was spread-eagled onto the ground; aunty rowena said that she was tired, whereas i said i'd come to join everyone for fellowship, but fell over and killed myself before i managed to reach everyone else. XD much laughter, then vicky corrected, "no, em, you were just tired and lay down for a rest. you can join us once you're feeling energised again."
"but i'm terrified of heights!" i protested. "besides, i'm too disabled to climb any tree!" >< but thomas was so sweet; he said, "no worries, we'll all jump down from the tree and have fellowship with you." :)
-michael led worship afterwards. i sang the harmony for the english song; actually, i heard and learnt the harmony off aunty amy!
-thomas led us in another bible study today; this time about what church was.
-vicky took me once to the loo around 9:30am. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-and there was birthday cake! we sang the happy birthday song to ming, both in english and canto first. :)
-aunty amy linked arms with me and we walked back out to the 4WD together.
-dad tootled us home. repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-sat: i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more around 6:05am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking around 7:45 to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more.
-then i snored happily until tess arrived, about five minutes late today.
-she gave me @ least fifteen more minutes; i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted then led me to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth.
-after draining one mug of water 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-after going to wash and dry era, breakfast was some ham, cheese and egg on toast plus three crackers with strawberry jam that tess had gotten from yuen's market.
-then i wrote out chapter four questions for jack while tess massaged ela.
-after taking me to the loo once around midday, tess made me a warm mug of milo then went to cook me some yummy fried rice for lunch.
-i rang aunty lai around 12:15, she was surfing the net. then i rang aunty nga. micky, as usual, was being a noisy brat somewhere. XD
-tess took me to the loo once more for two tinkles before she left.
-lunch was about half a bowl of fried rice with lotsa lettuce and tomato. tess poured me out a cup of fruit and vegie juice to flush it down.
-after lunch, i went over to type out questions for jack, tootled briefly online and went to the loo once before he arrived.
-'twas our last session together! i shook his hand when he left, thanked him for being such a hard-working student and told him to e-mail me should he ever feel the need.
-i tootled back online until sharon arrived precisely @ 4pm.
-one nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to sharon who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. sharon rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was struggling with elf's AFO.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i held sharon's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to aunty anne who'd saved me a slice of her birthday cake! :D
-but afterwards, i was feeling peckish still, and tried asking sharon please for one slice of cheese and ham each. but instead, she gave me two! and even squirted mayo for me! i reckon that equals to the perfect arvo tea (minus the bread XD), which makes it the SIXTH time this month! :D
-PIG mum wandered downstairs to have a yak with us, while sharon was giving ela a massage.
-ela got massaged for about thirty minutes, grey with orange spots today.
-afterwards, sharon took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before i returned online.
-but 'twas only 5:55, so i kept sharon talking for another five minutes before i signed her off. she's still got one more shift for tonight, @ shailer park. that's where i used to live!
-lol, i think the parents have forgotten to call me to dinner! o_O i can hear them munching away ... XD well, hopefully they'll remember by 8pm, else i'll haveta ask ... XD
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's just church toms. fingers crossed i can get some chips for lunch, else i'll have been denied any since last thursday! :( i think kwany's coming to visit me in the arvo~
cheers,
em. ^^
-after dinner and a loo trip, dad tootled me off to church for SHINE fellowship. i linked arms with aunty amy and walked in.
-we played an icebreaker game first: thomas handed out this picture of all these creatures doing some activity on/around a tree, and we had to pick which one was us. both aunty rowena and i picked the one that was spread-eagled onto the ground; aunty rowena said that she was tired, whereas i said i'd come to join everyone for fellowship, but fell over and killed myself before i managed to reach everyone else. XD much laughter, then vicky corrected, "no, em, you were just tired and lay down for a rest. you can join us once you're feeling energised again."
"but i'm terrified of heights!" i protested. "besides, i'm too disabled to climb any tree!" >< but thomas was so sweet; he said, "no worries, we'll all jump down from the tree and have fellowship with you." :)
-michael led worship afterwards. i sang the harmony for the english song; actually, i heard and learnt the harmony off aunty amy!
-thomas led us in another bible study today; this time about what church was.
-vicky took me once to the loo around 9:30am. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-and there was birthday cake! we sang the happy birthday song to ming, both in english and canto first. :)
-aunty amy linked arms with me and we walked back out to the 4WD together.
-dad tootled us home. repeat the usual nightly events, zzz.
-sat: i used the pot :P twice last night, and once more around 6:05am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6:15am having a mostly silent to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking around 7:45 to kiss PIG mum goodbye and use the pot :P once more.
-then i snored happily until tess arrived, about five minutes late today.
-she gave me @ least fifteen more minutes; i used the pot :P once more, she got me kitted then led me to the bathroom, where i brushed my teeth.
-after draining one mug of water 'incorrectly', i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-after going to wash and dry era, breakfast was some ham, cheese and egg on toast plus three crackers with strawberry jam that tess had gotten from yuen's market.
-then i wrote out chapter four questions for jack while tess massaged ela.
-after taking me to the loo once around midday, tess made me a warm mug of milo then went to cook me some yummy fried rice for lunch.
-i rang aunty lai around 12:15, she was surfing the net. then i rang aunty nga. micky, as usual, was being a noisy brat somewhere. XD
-tess took me to the loo once more for two tinkles before she left.
-lunch was about half a bowl of fried rice with lotsa lettuce and tomato. tess poured me out a cup of fruit and vegie juice to flush it down.
-after lunch, i went over to type out questions for jack, tootled briefly online and went to the loo once before he arrived.
-'twas our last session together! i shook his hand when he left, thanked him for being such a hard-working student and told him to e-mail me should he ever feel the need.
-i tootled back online until sharon arrived precisely @ 4pm.
-one nice hot shower for me - hairwash today. also thanks to sharon who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before sharon flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. sharon rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was struggling with elf's AFO.
-after rinsing the floor once for me, i held sharon's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to aunty anne who'd saved me a slice of her birthday cake! :D
-but afterwards, i was feeling peckish still, and tried asking sharon please for one slice of cheese and ham each. but instead, she gave me two! and even squirted mayo for me! i reckon that equals to the perfect arvo tea (minus the bread XD), which makes it the SIXTH time this month! :D
-PIG mum wandered downstairs to have a yak with us, while sharon was giving ela a massage.
-ela got massaged for about thirty minutes, grey with orange spots today.
-afterwards, sharon took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before i returned online.
-but 'twas only 5:55, so i kept sharon talking for another five minutes before i signed her off. she's still got one more shift for tonight, @ shailer park. that's where i used to live!
-lol, i think the parents have forgotten to call me to dinner! o_O i can hear them munching away ... XD well, hopefully they'll remember by 8pm, else i'll haveta ask ... XD
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's just church toms. fingers crossed i can get some chips for lunch, else i'll have been denied any since last thursday! :( i think kwany's coming to visit me in the arvo~
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 28, 2011
saturday post66
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1201 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'ask god to give you a dream' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after jack leaves!! anyways, fingers crossed i can bbl with last night's and today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 65d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2430. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa beans, some sweet carrot and several chunks of soup pork. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that her own dinner was more important to her than watching her own disabled daughter walk safely back to the computer, but hey, i didn't fall. :)
-off to SHINE fellowship now! tess comes @ 10am toms, jack @ 2pm. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa beans, some sweet carrot and several chunks of soup pork. dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided that her own dinner was more important to her than watching her own disabled daughter walk safely back to the computer, but hey, i didn't fall. :)
-off to SHINE fellowship now! tess comes @ 10am toms, jack @ 2pm. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 65c
when nature calls, you gotta listen, you know? >< new final plodding total, 3345.
-hmm, i've already written out chapter four questions for jack; only PIG mum's lost them! >< nevermind, if she can't find them, i'll just write them out again toms.
-dunno if i can come back after dinner or not; if i can't, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-hmm, i've already written out chapter four questions for jack; only PIG mum's lost them! >< nevermind, if she can't find them, i'll just write them out again toms.
-dunno if i can come back after dinner or not; if i can't, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 65b
hello again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 3243. yay, i'm over three grand. :) oh, and the new spam count for the week's seventeen. righteo, continuing events for today?
-aunty lucia came around 5:15. PIG mum kept yakking to her for another ten-odd minutes before aunty lucia took me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-i went out to eat my yummy chocolate koala bear bikkies! zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get them, then to get and pour myself some milk because she refused to make my life just a tiny little bit easier. but hey, my life's always rising above god's hatred.
-i went once more to the loo when aunty lucia left (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before returning online.
-off to SHINE fellowship tonight!
-then i get to sleep-in toms! :D
-tess comes @ 10am, jack @ 2pm and sharon @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-aunty lucia came around 5:15. PIG mum kept yakking to her for another ten-odd minutes before aunty lucia took me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-i went out to eat my yummy chocolate koala bear bikkies! zero thanks to PIG mum who gleefully FORCED :( me to walk and get them, then to get and pour myself some milk because she refused to make my life just a tiny little bit easier. but hey, my life's always rising above god's hatred.
-i went once more to the loo when aunty lucia left (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself) before returning online.
-off to SHINE fellowship tonight!
-then i get to sleep-in toms! :D
-tess comes @ 10am, jack @ 2pm and sharon @ 4pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 27, 2011
friday post 65
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2820 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'heart revelations' and thirdly, the spam count for the week's sixteen. righteo, events for today?
-another awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call till 5:50, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was the yummy sausage bun i'd bought from breadtop last night, plus my first mug of cold horlicks for this spring!
after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-we listened to beyond all day; PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-for the trip to UQ, i'd intended to close both eyes and have another chat to percy until PIG mum entered coronation drive, but PIG mum kept interrupting me, first to tell me to get her sunnies out for her, then to flip the radio on for her to listen to the news, then to look @ something interesting she saw along padstow road. meaning i didn't get the chance to finish my chat to percy until she entered the highway, but i didn't reopen both eyes until PIG mum turned down services rd.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived, then went to wash and dry both hands when PIG mum went herself.
-as usual, PIG mum was horrid and refused to pass me a mag before she flounced off downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret, but thanks to the kindly old gentleman who passed me that madison mag to browse. :)
-miss ng(suddenly, i've forgotten her name! >< sophie?! XD) brought me the walking pole and the walkbelt, and i entered the gym.
-sit-to-stands first. but nature called, and i went once to the loo, also letting era open the tap lotsa times.
-BACK INSIDE THE GYM, I DID SOME MAT - sorry, shrieking! >< - work. my knees don't like mat work; they wail, "oww." ><
-but sonia came to help out, and she said that i was wearing a boring tee! i told her, "sonia, next time you're working on a friday (she normally doesn't), ring my mum first so she can pick out a cool tee for me!" XD
-i finished with some work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled me off to see naz for some lunch!
-this time, i ordered a burger! sadly, spiteful PIG mum wouldn't buy me a pudding milk tea, but hey. i'm used to her treating me like that. :(
-i rang dearest dad, who was somewhere northside.
-before we left for aunty anna's to get our haircuts, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom. then i went to wash both hands and dry era when she went herself.
-aunty anna gave me a 'high-class mushroom-style' haircut first, then gave PIG mum a 'high-class shh-muck' cut. XD while she did that, i browsed two editions of new idea, one from january, the other august.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo once then plopped online.
-but @ around 3:15pm, nature called and i went again. horrid PIG mum refused to watch me walk safely there, but hey, i didn't fall. :)
-well, aunty lucia should arrive in about twenty-five minutes to shower me. i'm off to get my naruto fix! XD
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else i'm off to SHINE fellowship tonight. tess comes @ 10am, then jack @ 2pm for the last time ever! and sharon's coming to shower me this arvo. righteo, in case i can't come back online afterwards, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-another awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call till 5:50, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P once more when he left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted for today, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-breakfast was the yummy sausage bun i'd bought from breadtop last night, plus my first mug of cold horlicks for this spring!
after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the car.
-we listened to beyond all day; PIG mum also gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-for the trip to UQ, i'd intended to close both eyes and have another chat to percy until PIG mum entered coronation drive, but PIG mum kept interrupting me, first to tell me to get her sunnies out for her, then to flip the radio on for her to listen to the news, then to look @ something interesting she saw along padstow road. meaning i didn't get the chance to finish my chat to percy until she entered the highway, but i didn't reopen both eyes until PIG mum turned down services rd.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived, then went to wash and dry both hands when PIG mum went herself.
-as usual, PIG mum was horrid and refused to pass me a mag before she flounced off downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret, but thanks to the kindly old gentleman who passed me that madison mag to browse. :)
-miss ng(suddenly, i've forgotten her name! >< sophie?! XD) brought me the walking pole and the walkbelt, and i entered the gym.
-sit-to-stands first. but nature called, and i went once to the loo, also letting era open the tap lotsa times.
-BACK INSIDE THE GYM, I DID SOME MAT - sorry, shrieking! >< - work. my knees don't like mat work; they wail, "oww." ><
-but sonia came to help out, and she said that i was wearing a boring tee! i told her, "sonia, next time you're working on a friday (she normally doesn't), ring my mum first so she can pick out a cool tee for me!" XD
-i finished with some work for ela.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled me off to see naz for some lunch!
-this time, i ordered a burger! sadly, spiteful PIG mum wouldn't buy me a pudding milk tea, but hey. i'm used to her treating me like that. :(
-i rang dearest dad, who was somewhere northside.
-before we left for aunty anna's to get our haircuts, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom. then i went to wash both hands and dry era when she went herself.
-aunty anna gave me a 'high-class mushroom-style' haircut first, then gave PIG mum a 'high-class shh-muck' cut. XD while she did that, i browsed two editions of new idea, one from january, the other august.
-afterwards, PIG mum tootled us home. i went to the loo once then plopped online.
-but @ around 3:15pm, nature called and i went again. horrid PIG mum refused to watch me walk safely there, but hey, i didn't fall. :)
-well, aunty lucia should arrive in about twenty-five minutes to shower me. i'm off to get my naruto fix! XD
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else i'm off to SHINE fellowship tonight. tess comes @ 10am, then jack @ 2pm for the last time ever! and sharon's coming to shower me this arvo. righteo, in case i can't come back online afterwards, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 66b
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 5128. awesome, i'm over five grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-cathy arrived more than forty minutes late! she explained that a car had collided with a truck, which had collided with a motorbike, and that there had been ambulances and police and fire trucks everywhere! that was @ the miles platting and logan road intersection, BTW.
-she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also much thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. after getting creamed, cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed under the chair for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling table for arvo tea.
-whopee! cathy fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's FIVE times this month! :D
-after i'd munched away, cathy gave ela a massage for around twenty-five minutes, painting her brown with dark green spots today.
-she took me to the toilet once before she left.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practice piano for ages. like i keep saying, i don't really mind, coz piano playing's always been sth i've loved doing, even after the unfaithful god totaly destroyed my life. :(
-but then dad came home and took us out to garbo for the late night shopping! :D it's almost the end of october, and it's the FIRST time we've all been out together for the late night shopping! :D
-dinner first: PIG mum bought sushi, we also shared a fish (dad thought 'twas chicken! XD someone's got wrong tastebuds, him or us, though?! :P) wrap and small chips from oporto. dad drank coke, PIG mum and i shared a 500mL aloe vera from hanaichi.
-dad wanted to check out vodaphone; i held his hand and walked into the store. damn, no seats to plonk down on. >< then we went to the telstra shop downstairs.
-but i tried this really cool acer IA501 tablet thing! i immediately jumped onto facebook to announce that! XD kwany and michael leung immediately left me comments! XD
-next, dad and i sat outside woolies while PIG mum went to windowshop.
-then we went over to the fruit shop and picked ya pears for me. :) the store owner's one of dad's customers!
-last stop, breadtop for my sausage bun! :D sadly, they were all out of the triple spring onion buns and the double sausage buns, though. :(
-dad tootled us home. i went once more to the loo then returned online.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a burger afterwards! aunty lucia's coming to shower me @ 5pm, then i'm off to SHINE fellowship @ night! i think thomas is concluding his bible study from first corinthians? righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy arrived more than forty minutes late! she explained that a car had collided with a truck, which had collided with a motorbike, and that there had been ambulances and police and fire trucks everywhere! that was @ the miles platting and logan road intersection, BTW.
-she Forced me to walk into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also much thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. after getting creamed, cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed under the chair for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling table for arvo tea.
-whopee! cathy fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's FIVE times this month! :D
-after i'd munched away, cathy gave ela a massage for around twenty-five minutes, painting her brown with dark green spots today.
-she took me to the toilet once before she left.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to practice piano for ages. like i keep saying, i don't really mind, coz piano playing's always been sth i've loved doing, even after the unfaithful god totaly destroyed my life. :(
-but then dad came home and took us out to garbo for the late night shopping! :D it's almost the end of october, and it's the FIRST time we've all been out together for the late night shopping! :D
-dinner first: PIG mum bought sushi, we also shared a fish (dad thought 'twas chicken! XD someone's got wrong tastebuds, him or us, though?! :P) wrap and small chips from oporto. dad drank coke, PIG mum and i shared a 500mL aloe vera from hanaichi.
-dad wanted to check out vodaphone; i held his hand and walked into the store. damn, no seats to plonk down on. >< then we went to the telstra shop downstairs.
-but i tried this really cool acer IA501 tablet thing! i immediately jumped onto facebook to announce that! XD kwany and michael leung immediately left me comments! XD
-next, dad and i sat outside woolies while PIG mum went to windowshop.
-then we went over to the fruit shop and picked ya pears for me. :) the store owner's one of dad's customers!
-last stop, breadtop for my sausage bun! :D sadly, they were all out of the triple spring onion buns and the double sausage buns, though. :(
-dad tootled us home. i went once more to the loo then returned online.
-toms: UQ physio @ 10:30. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a burger afterwards! aunty lucia's coming to shower me @ 5pm, then i'm off to SHINE fellowship @ night! i think thomas is concluding his bible study from first corinthians? righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
thursday post 66
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2458 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'your breakthrough!' and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES ONLINE AFTER WHOEVER COMES TO HELP ME WITH A SHOWER TODAY!! woah, sorry, shrieking! XD anyways, events for today?
-awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:50am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she coated with an exceedingly thin and short stream of honey.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable after breakfast; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to beyond's disc all day too. dad liked that band - what a shame their lead singer fell offstage during a concert and killed himself. :(
-PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for the creative writers' group! i spent the entire short trip finishing off my silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-as always, group was awesome. gabby and boyd gave me a hand to the bathroom during the break, i let era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times, and i enjoyed three scotch fingers and a cup of tea, white and two, for morning tea.
-after group, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk tp foodcourt.
-i rang dearest dad when she went to buy me a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch.
-sadly, however, she wouldn't lemme have any chips, nor a choc thickshake for lunch. :(
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, then tootled me off for pincushion practice.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but when she went herself, after washing both hands, i let era open the tap lotsa times.
-during pincushion practice, i sang all my favourite song and eighty percent of my second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, i went to the loo once more. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided booking my next pincushion appointment session was more important than seeing her only disabled daughter safely to the toilet, but hey, i didn't fall. :) era also grabbed the opportunity to open the tap lotsa times again. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i plopped online.
-only stupid cathy's running late! gosh, i hope she'll still @ least come to shower me! ><
-and i'm really, really hoping that dad'll take us out for late night dinner and shopping tonight! i remember 'twas sth we did regularly before god totally destroyed my life. :( besides, we haven't been out not even ONCE for the late night shopping this year, and it's almost NOVEMBER!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call until 5:50am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she coated with an exceedingly thin and short stream of honey.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakable after breakfast; of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to beyond's disc all day too. dad liked that band - what a shame their lead singer fell offstage during a concert and killed himself. :(
-PIG mum tootled me off to garbo for the creative writers' group! i spent the entire short trip finishing off my silent chat to percy the angel/saint.
-as always, group was awesome. gabby and boyd gave me a hand to the bathroom during the break, i let era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times, and i enjoyed three scotch fingers and a cup of tea, white and two, for morning tea.
-after group, PIG mum took me once more to the loo then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk tp foodcourt.
-i rang dearest dad when she went to buy me a yummy chicken katsudon for lunch.
-sadly, however, she wouldn't lemme have any chips, nor a choc thickshake for lunch. :(
-after lunch, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the car, then tootled me off for pincushion practice.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. but when she went herself, after washing both hands, i let era open the tap lotsa times.
-during pincushion practice, i sang all my favourite song and eighty percent of my second-favourite song inside my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-afterwards, i went to the loo once more. zero thanks to PIG mum who decided booking my next pincushion appointment session was more important than seeing her only disabled daughter safely to the toilet, but hey, i didn't fall. :) era also grabbed the opportunity to open the tap lotsa times again. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home, and i plopped online.
-only stupid cathy's running late! gosh, i hope she'll still @ least come to shower me! ><
-and i'm really, really hoping that dad'll take us out for late night dinner and shopping tonight! i remember 'twas sth we did regularly before god totally destroyed my life. :( besides, we haven't been out not even ONCE for the late night shopping this year, and it's almost NOVEMBER!
-righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post78d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 4000 exactly! XD nice number~ anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-i went once more to the loo @ 9pm. zero thanks to PIG mum who found her television show more important to her than watching her only disabled daughter walk safely to the bathroom and back. but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-meaning i'll try my hardest to stay online till 10pm tonight!! ><"
-toms: writers' group! :D fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon, choc thickshake made with low-fat milk and some chips for lunch!
-best of all, i don't have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms arvo coz i already saw him today! :D
-sadly, i don't get to go out to garbo tonight. :( wonder if dad'll take PIG mum and i out for late night shopping and dinner? we haven't been once this year yet, and we're nearing the end of october! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went once more to the loo @ 9pm. zero thanks to PIG mum who found her television show more important to her than watching her only disabled daughter walk safely to the bathroom and back. but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-meaning i'll try my hardest to stay online till 10pm tonight!! ><"
-toms: writers' group! :D fingers crossed for a yummy chicken katsudon, choc thickshake made with low-fat milk and some chips for lunch!
-best of all, i don't have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms arvo coz i already saw him today! :D
-sadly, i don't get to go out to garbo tonight. :( wonder if dad'll take PIG mum and i out for late night shopping and dinner? we haven't been once this year yet, and we're nearing the end of october! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post78c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3868. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, i got dried, got creamed, and had another tinkle. after rinsing underneath the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimme my other half of my beautiful yatala pie. :(
-meaning i made my own toastie with only one slice of cheese - ENTIRELY too thin - then enjoyed a cuppa with carol.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her some weird colour. she's having lobbies for dinner tonight with her husband, and will be back on monday.
-carol took me to the loo once more before leaving. i tootled online and was listening to nine's news simulcast on light FM, when PIG mum awoke from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, then gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of foot exercises. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes before claiming to plod her own twenty.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, several yummy chunks of chicken.
-oh! somehow, ela ended up holding this really cute mini dool made from wool in her hand! she named the doll 'miss some ting wong' and the wrong thing with her was that she was noseless! XD luckily, PIG mum came to her rescue and dabbed a blue marker dot nose for her. XD
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which aunty lucia taught PIG mum to boil to help cure my pimples, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before returning online, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-i returned online, but will need the loo once more in about forty minutes. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, i got dried, got creamed, and had another tinkle. after rinsing underneath the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimme my other half of my beautiful yatala pie. :(
-meaning i made my own toastie with only one slice of cheese - ENTIRELY too thin - then enjoyed a cuppa with carol.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her some weird colour. she's having lobbies for dinner tonight with her husband, and will be back on monday.
-carol took me to the loo once more before leaving. i tootled online and was listening to nine's news simulcast on light FM, when PIG mum awoke from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, then gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of foot exercises. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes before claiming to plod her own twenty.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, several yummy chunks of chicken.
-oh! somehow, ela ended up holding this really cute mini dool made from wool in her hand! she named the doll 'miss some ting wong' and the wrong thing with her was that she was noseless! XD luckily, PIG mum came to her rescue and dabbed a blue marker dot nose for her. XD
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which aunty lucia taught PIG mum to boil to help cure my pimples, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before returning online, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-i returned online, but will need the loo once more in about forty minutes. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post78b
hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 2155. yeah, i'm over two grand. :) righteo, continuing events?
-actually, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
wednesday post78
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1751 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'commit yourself!' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P for three more tinkles. after she got me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she minutely layered with the thinnest streak of honey.
-aunty wendy arrived, just as PIG mum chucked a spectacular cow @ me. ><
-aunty wendy cut me some fruit, pear and kiwi. nomnomnom~
-after taking me to the loo (i did a stinky unspeakable), i rang dearest dad, who was working in the valley.
-spiteful PIG mum wouldn't lemme have my other half of the pie for lunch. >< but aunty wendy made me a toasted tuna in tomato and onion with one slice of cheese sandwich, cut into four squares. :)
-one more loo trip after lunch, then aunty wendy started massaging ela. but cherish arrived ten minutes later!
-cherrish had updated my resume for me, said that PIG mum had rung her this morning and said that the job interview had been a failure! i'm not really sure what she meant by that ...
-after she left, aunty wendy continued massaging ela, only for jenny to arrive for our meeting!
-but i think i'll really need tocheck out that SUFY website that mariana sent me; jenny's absolutely useless and unwilling to help. ><
-i went once to the loo when jenny left; PIG mum kept her for more than five minutes prolly badmouthing me. ><
-anyways, carol's here now, so bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P for three more tinkles. after she got me kitted, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she minutely layered with the thinnest streak of honey.
-aunty wendy arrived, just as PIG mum chucked a spectacular cow @ me. ><
-aunty wendy cut me some fruit, pear and kiwi. nomnomnom~
-after taking me to the loo (i did a stinky unspeakable), i rang dearest dad, who was working in the valley.
-spiteful PIG mum wouldn't lemme have my other half of the pie for lunch. >< but aunty wendy made me a toasted tuna in tomato and onion with one slice of cheese sandwich, cut into four squares. :)
-one more loo trip after lunch, then aunty wendy started massaging ela. but cherish arrived ten minutes later!
-cherrish had updated my resume for me, said that PIG mum had rung her this morning and said that the job interview had been a failure! i'm not really sure what she meant by that ...
-after she left, aunty wendy continued massaging ela, only for jenny to arrive for our meeting!
-but i think i'll really need tocheck out that SUFY website that mariana sent me; jenny's absolutely useless and unwilling to help. ><
-i went once to the loo when jenny left; PIG mum kept her for more than five minutes prolly badmouthing me. ><
-anyways, carol's here now, so bbl, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post66b
good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2252 but i'm really still owed ONE HOUR and NINETEEN MINUTES online!! >< but final, final events for today?
-mandeep arrived - she's from india!
-a nice hot shower for me first - hairwash today. also thanks to mandy (she told me to call her that) who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before mandy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. mandy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when whe was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after mandy rinsed the floor for me once, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for my delicious arvo tea - half of the bacon, steak and cheese yatala pie PIG mum had got from yatala pies. :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i taught mandy how to massage ela. ela got massaged for about twenty minutes, green with blue spots today.
-mandy told me that she's a nurse! and she's heard of alma/aman before!
time to head out, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to mandy's car. lol, but i still find it hilarious that PIG mum NEVER helps me with my seatbelt whenever we're alone, but whenever there's someone around to watch her, she ALWAYS helps me buckle it! XD
-mandy tootled us off to QUT for toastmasters. she didn't need her tomtom coz i knew how to get there; we only had to ask for directions for the building where toastmasters was gonna be held for tonight.
-mandy took me once to the loo before toastmasters started, and i let era open the taps lotsa 2.5x.
-just a small meeting tonight; only ten people. amy did an awesome speech!
-during the break, i went and chatted with our visiting area govenor! he's got a seventeen year old daughter who's very talented in french.
-wow, michael chose me first for table topics! "what was your first childhood memory?" well, i could hardly tell them about me sitting on dearest grandma's lap when she was doing a number two! XD instead, i said i was a dumb child who didn't really remember anything until i started kindy, accidentally sneezed @ a classmate, didn't know the difference between 'deliberately' and 'accidentally', said i sneezed over her deliberately, then got sent to the naughty corner and had to apologise to her in front of the whole class! only afterwards did i ask the teacher, "what does deliberately and accidentally mean?" XD
-after the meeting, the area govenor said i was really funny and should enter the area competition held this saturday @ padua college! i said sorry, no can do, coz i'm tutoring.
-mandy took me to the loo once more and i again let era open the tap lotsa times.
-then mandy tootled me home. i was confused why her tom-tom kept telling her to head in the opposite direction, until she explained, "it's set for my house." oh. XD
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), then dinner was one bowl of spaghetti with fish. hey, i thought that we were gonna eat pie! but PIG mum said that dad didn't wanna eat pie, and they went out instead. *sigh* another time that PIG mum gets to eat out when i don't. :( damn that kris. ><
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio @ 10:30. fingers crossed i'll only lose two immunities and have one to spare for next week!
-aunty wendy's coming @ 11:30. PIG mum's going grocery shopping.
-jenny's coming for a meeting @ 2pm. hopefully i can plead my case well!
-carol's coming in the arvo - hungry's overjoyed; can he hang in there until she arrives? personally, i think aunty wendy's gonna rip his head off. XD
-almost forgot! ela fed hungry today; he became so excited, his head fell off! luckily, PIG mum was there @ the time and re-attached him.:P
-best of all, ice-cream night toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-mandeep arrived - she's from india!
-a nice hot shower for me first - hairwash today. also thanks to mandy (she told me to call her that) who rinsed out my hair for me, freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before mandy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle. mandy rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when whe was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after mandy rinsed the floor for me once, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for my delicious arvo tea - half of the bacon, steak and cheese yatala pie PIG mum had got from yatala pies. :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-then i taught mandy how to massage ela. ela got massaged for about twenty minutes, green with blue spots today.
-mandy told me that she's a nurse! and she's heard of alma/aman before!
time to head out, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to mandy's car. lol, but i still find it hilarious that PIG mum NEVER helps me with my seatbelt whenever we're alone, but whenever there's someone around to watch her, she ALWAYS helps me buckle it! XD
-mandy tootled us off to QUT for toastmasters. she didn't need her tomtom coz i knew how to get there; we only had to ask for directions for the building where toastmasters was gonna be held for tonight.
-mandy took me once to the loo before toastmasters started, and i let era open the taps lotsa 2.5x.
-just a small meeting tonight; only ten people. amy did an awesome speech!
-during the break, i went and chatted with our visiting area govenor! he's got a seventeen year old daughter who's very talented in french.
-wow, michael chose me first for table topics! "what was your first childhood memory?" well, i could hardly tell them about me sitting on dearest grandma's lap when she was doing a number two! XD instead, i said i was a dumb child who didn't really remember anything until i started kindy, accidentally sneezed @ a classmate, didn't know the difference between 'deliberately' and 'accidentally', said i sneezed over her deliberately, then got sent to the naughty corner and had to apologise to her in front of the whole class! only afterwards did i ask the teacher, "what does deliberately and accidentally mean?" XD
-after the meeting, the area govenor said i was really funny and should enter the area competition held this saturday @ padua college! i said sorry, no can do, coz i'm tutoring.
-mandy took me to the loo once more and i again let era open the tap lotsa times.
-then mandy tootled me home. i was confused why her tom-tom kept telling her to head in the opposite direction, until she explained, "it's set for my house." oh. XD
-back home, i went to the loo once (of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything), then dinner was one bowl of spaghetti with fish. hey, i thought that we were gonna eat pie! but PIG mum said that dad didn't wanna eat pie, and they went out instead. *sigh* another time that PIG mum gets to eat out when i don't. :( damn that kris. ><
-toms: argh, it's a bloody torture session with vincent the physio @ 10:30. fingers crossed i'll only lose two immunities and have one to spare for next week!
-aunty wendy's coming @ 11:30. PIG mum's going grocery shopping.
-jenny's coming for a meeting @ 2pm. hopefully i can plead my case well!
-carol's coming in the arvo - hungry's overjoyed; can he hang in there until she arrives? personally, i think aunty wendy's gonna rip his head off. XD
-almost forgot! ela fed hungry today; he became so excited, his head fell off! luckily, PIG mum was there @ the time and re-attached him.:P
-best of all, ice-cream night toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, October 24, 2011
tuesday post66
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2043 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'are you just beginning'? and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online after i get home from toastmasters!! anyways, fingers crossed i can come back tonight with today's events?
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 68e
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3929. almost four grand. not quite, maybe toms. XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-i went and did another stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when i'd finished, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-and she's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm. *sigh*
-toms: UQ physio @ 11:15. sleep-in, score! XD
-but i've got that work trial/interview thing toms! fingers crossed for the best ... :S
-and cathy's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! i'm warm-up master! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went and did another stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-when i'd finished, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer.
-and she's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm. *sigh*
-toms: UQ physio @ 11:15. sleep-in, score! XD
-but i've got that work trial/interview thing toms! fingers crossed for the best ... :S
-and cathy's taking me out to toastmasters toms night! i'm warm-up master! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 68d
good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 3800. nice number. XD anyways, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum hurriedly awoke after dearest dad came home and tumbled downstairs. XD
-she booted me offline, and for the next SEVENTY-FIVE minutes, gleefully forced poor em on posture exercises, exercises for ela and piano practice. like i'll keep saying, i don't really mind, coz piano playing's always been sth i've loved doing, even after the unfaithful god cruelly snatched that ability away from me.
-after all that, dinner still wasn't served, coz PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes. zero thanks to dad who just forced me to stand there for several minutes; i've said before that i do most things sitting down now, when needed, i can walk short distances, but the hardest thing for me's just standing. ><
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, several wee strips of pork. but eww, how come it tasted gamey?! PIG mum explained that dad had mixed all his lamb through my food, eww.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', even though i would've gotten away with claiming to hold it 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was claiming to plod her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, nature's calling, but fingers crossed i can come back online with my final, final plodding total for today, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum hurriedly awoke after dearest dad came home and tumbled downstairs. XD
-she booted me offline, and for the next SEVENTY-FIVE minutes, gleefully forced poor em on posture exercises, exercises for ela and piano practice. like i'll keep saying, i don't really mind, coz piano playing's always been sth i've loved doing, even after the unfaithful god cruelly snatched that ability away from me.
-after all that, dinner still wasn't served, coz PIG mum had to gleefully FORCE :( me to plod on the treadmill for twenty minutes. zero thanks to dad who just forced me to stand there for several minutes; i've said before that i do most things sitting down now, when needed, i can walk short distances, but the hardest thing for me's just standing. ><
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, several wee strips of pork. but eww, how come it tasted gamey?! PIG mum explained that dad had mixed all his lamb through my food, eww.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', even though i would've gotten away with claiming to hold it 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was claiming to plod her own twenty minutes.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-anyways, nature's calling, but fingers crossed i can come back online with my final, final plodding total for today, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 68c
heylo again! nature's annoying, you know? when it calls, you gotta listen! ><" but new final plodding total for monday? 2251.
-dearest dad popped back home for several minutes; reminded me to remind PIG mum to cook the rice tonight. XD
-anyways, i'm off to finish my post about the lion king, cya later!
cheers,
em. ^^
-dearest dad popped back home for several minutes; reminded me to remind PIG mum to cook the rice tonight. XD
-anyways, i'm off to finish my post about the lion king, cya later!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, October 23, 2011
monday post 68b
hello again! em's new plodding total for monday's now 2171. sweet, i'm just past two grand. :) righteo, events for today?
-last night, PIG mum said to call her and drink one mug of water when i awoke during the night to use the pot. :P i did, @ like 12:45am, then happily slept until dearest dad left for work.
-when sharon arrived, PIG mum dashed off to work. i counted fifteen minutes, then called out to sharon that i was getting up.
-wowee!! after brushing my teeth, i got showered in the showerchair with wheels and padding!! :D meaning i washed ell and erl lotsa times!
-after the shower, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and asked sharon to please pass me one mug of water.
-after that was done, breakfast was three weetbix with honey drizzled all over and one mug of tea, white and two.
-then sharon put on my taped episode of house MD on for me! :D she massaged ela for around twenty-five minutes while i watched it; maroon with black spots today.
-house was awesome - but how come he's in jail and wilson hates him? and where's my favourite character, chase, gone?
-another loo trip, then i asked sharon please to flick on the news for me. only there wasn't any news! channels nine, seven and ten were all covering the queen's arrival in brisbane!
-so we watched her arrival. dad came home, and we all tried guessing what colour clothing she'd be wearing, only we all guessed wrong! XD
-when PIG mum arrived home, she joined us watching the queen for awhile.
-then sharon took me once to the loo before she left. she's off to inala for another job now, and she's back next saturday. :)
-lunch was a yummy pork salad roll with about one mug of yummy chocolate milk.
-i plopped online briefly until PIG mum said 'twas time to leave.
-i went to the loo once first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands and gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the car, PIG mum tootled me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-ela was awesome! i didn't gain one immunity, nor two immunities, but THREE immunities!! :D
-i even grabbed me one lolly with ela before i left. :)
-back home, i went and did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< PIG mum says no more pork salad rolls until autumn, when the weather gets cooler again.
-i plopped online, then some employer rang, and toms i'm going to yatala for an interview!! :D fingers crossed i'll get a paid job!
-so i e-mailed cherish (sp?) and told her , before going to the loo once more then returning online.
-PIG mum's in pigland right now.
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's UQ physio for me toms. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to yatala for a pie for lunch, then i'm seeing that work thing! then, @ night, cathy's taking me to toastmasters! fingers crossed that she asked her daughter to make some cookies!
cheers,
em. ^^
-last night, PIG mum said to call her and drink one mug of water when i awoke during the night to use the pot. :P i did, @ like 12:45am, then happily slept until dearest dad left for work.
-when sharon arrived, PIG mum dashed off to work. i counted fifteen minutes, then called out to sharon that i was getting up.
-wowee!! after brushing my teeth, i got showered in the showerchair with wheels and padding!! :D meaning i washed ell and erl lotsa times!
-after the shower, i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, and asked sharon to please pass me one mug of water.
-after that was done, breakfast was three weetbix with honey drizzled all over and one mug of tea, white and two.
-then sharon put on my taped episode of house MD on for me! :D she massaged ela for around twenty-five minutes while i watched it; maroon with black spots today.
-house was awesome - but how come he's in jail and wilson hates him? and where's my favourite character, chase, gone?
-another loo trip, then i asked sharon please to flick on the news for me. only there wasn't any news! channels nine, seven and ten were all covering the queen's arrival in brisbane!
-so we watched her arrival. dad came home, and we all tried guessing what colour clothing she'd be wearing, only we all guessed wrong! XD
-when PIG mum arrived home, she joined us watching the queen for awhile.
-then sharon took me once to the loo before she left. she's off to inala for another job now, and she's back next saturday. :)
-lunch was a yummy pork salad roll with about one mug of yummy chocolate milk.
-i plopped online briefly until PIG mum said 'twas time to leave.
-i went to the loo once first; of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands and gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the car, PIG mum tootled me off for my torture session with vincent the bloody physio. era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-ela was awesome! i didn't gain one immunity, nor two immunities, but THREE immunities!! :D
-i even grabbed me one lolly with ela before i left. :)
-back home, i went and did a messy stinky unspeakable. >< PIG mum says no more pork salad rolls until autumn, when the weather gets cooler again.
-i plopped online, then some employer rang, and toms i'm going to yatala for an interview!! :D fingers crossed i'll get a paid job!
-so i e-mailed cherish (sp?) and told her , before going to the loo once more then returning online.
-PIG mum's in pigland right now.
-well, fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else it's UQ physio for me toms. fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to yatala for a pie for lunch, then i'm seeing that work thing! then, @ night, cathy's taking me to toastmasters! fingers crossed that she asked her daughter to make some cookies!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 68
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1170 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'faith on the offensive' and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after i get back from a torture session with vincent the bloody physio!! >< righteo, fingers crossed i can come back online this arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post66d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding today for sunday now stands @ 3948. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-aunty a and dr. lee left around 8:45. aunty a almost forgot her early xmas gift! XD
-i went once more to the loo after they left. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-toms: sharon's coming toms to mind me for several hours when PIG mum goes to work. that's why i won't get any support in the arvo; must remember to get sharon to shower me.
-PIG mum says she'll buy pork salad rolls for lunch; hope she remembers!
-then save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but hope 3426+173 veryone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-aunty a and dr. lee left around 8:45. aunty a almost forgot her early xmas gift! XD
-i went once more to the loo after they left. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-toms: sharon's coming toms to mind me for several hours when PIG mum goes to work. that's why i won't get any support in the arvo; must remember to get sharon to shower me.
-PIG mum says she'll buy pork salad rolls for lunch; hope she remembers!
-then save me, i've a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but hope 3426+173 veryone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post66c
good evening! em's new final plodding total for today now stands @ 3879. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when pole and julz arrived, i went to the loo once, then we sat down and just yakked. julz's got this foot (bare feet) phobia, BTW. :P
-before they left, i went once more to the loo.
-then i tried ringing aunty nga. uncle fung answered, said that she, aunty lai and terri jie jie had taken little mickey to a birthday party! as for himself, he'd just finished overnight duty this morning, and was resting. poor man, i think i woke him. XD
-when PIG mum ordered that i shower, i kissed ela in apology and went in. i washed my hair today; horrid PIG mum also forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like about forty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum finishing with my footwear.
-dr. lee arrived for dinner; i came outta the bathroom and we yakked for awhile.
-when aunty a arrived, i gave her her early christmas present (one of the lanterns i'd made after telling the story for the lil kiddies). Xd
-dinner: lol, i drank soup! i don't usually, dunno why i did today. :P then 'twas rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, two small slices of pork, then one chicken wing and one chicken drumstick each. dinner was washed down with another mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom afterwards, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. then i returned online.
-well, will prolly need the loo once more before i sleep tonight, so cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when pole and julz arrived, i went to the loo once, then we sat down and just yakked. julz's got this foot (bare feet) phobia, BTW. :P
-before they left, i went once more to the loo.
-then i tried ringing aunty nga. uncle fung answered, said that she, aunty lai and terri jie jie had taken little mickey to a birthday party! as for himself, he'd just finished overnight duty this morning, and was resting. poor man, i think i woke him. XD
-when PIG mum ordered that i shower, i kissed ela in apology and went in. i washed my hair today; horrid PIG mum also forced poor ela to scrub various body parts like about forty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself, PIG mum finishing with my footwear.
-dr. lee arrived for dinner; i came outta the bathroom and we yakked for awhile.
-when aunty a arrived, i gave her her early christmas present (one of the lanterns i'd made after telling the story for the lil kiddies). Xd
-dinner: lol, i drank soup! i don't usually, dunno why i did today. :P then 'twas rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, two small slices of pork, then one chicken wing and one chicken drumstick each. dinner was washed down with another mug of soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom afterwards, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. then i returned online.
-well, will prolly need the loo once more before i sleep tonight, so cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post66b
heylo again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3599. yeah, i'm past 3.5 grand. :) anyways, PIG mum's ordering a shower for me, now ... poor ela. ><
bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 22, 2011
sunday post66
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 3426 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you're in partnership with god"; thirdly, the spam count for the week's three and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TEN MINUTES online after pole and julz leave tonight!! only i may not have time, coz dr. lee and aunty a are coming over for dinner tonight! anyways, events for today?
-actually, i really should be blogging about the baby shower last night! only i'm saving that for my events blog (embluekirby.blogspot.com), but i've also gotta post my movie review for the lion king (3D), lunch with my australian godmother (last last friday) and WAUFAKAP! (last friday) lol, such a backlog. XD righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning @ 5:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6am having silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church.
-on arrival, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left for the cantonese service.
-can't remember what no. study we did today, sorry. sth like forty-eight?
-after class, ross fed me this wrap with mincemeat! he'd made it for his bible study group! lol, i should start dropping hints to uncle chong and aunty a! XD
-PIG mum enjoyed one too, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk downstairs. i went to the loo once, then grabbed one yummy wafer before sitting down (dunno why horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme have two. ><) but aunty anne fed me one little quarter-triangle of bread with some butter. :)
-i held dad's hand and walked to the little kiddies room. there for four attending today: joseph, chin chin, sum sum and lok yee. one's english name is samaria.
-lol, i told them to guess how old i was, saying, "i'm older than you guys, but younger than aunty peggy and aunty michelle." the girls guessed i was twenty, joseph, twenty-two. XD
-after telling the story, aunty michelle made lanterns with us! big thanks to aunty peggy who helped me with mine - we even had time to make two! i'm gonna give one to aunty a tonight as her early christmas present. XD
-all finished, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom then dad tootled us home for lunch. *sigh*
-then, after chucking some cow @ me, all dad gave me for lunch was two slices of pear and three of banana! >< luckily, PIG mum passed me two spoonfuls of fried rice that she was enjoying. earlier, she'd gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and pour myself one mug of water, which i VERY DELIBERATELY held 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i went to the loo - then dad threatened he wouldn't allow me to plop online unless i did a stinky unspeakable first! o_O
but like i've said before, i'm such an obedient child, i even poop on command. XD
-hopefully, pole and julz will arrive soon! i wonder, will we do more cooking?
-may not come back online afterwards, so toms: PIG mum's working! sharon's coming @ like 8am and showering me, coz no-one's coming in the arvo. and i prolly have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the arvo. >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, i really should be blogging about the baby shower last night! only i'm saving that for my events blog (embluekirby.blogspot.com), but i've also gotta post my movie review for the lion king (3D), lunch with my australian godmother (last last friday) and WAUFAKAP! (last friday) lol, such a backlog. XD righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning @ 5:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 6am having silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, and dad tootled us off to church.
-on arrival, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then left for the cantonese service.
-can't remember what no. study we did today, sorry. sth like forty-eight?
-after class, ross fed me this wrap with mincemeat! he'd made it for his bible study group! lol, i should start dropping hints to uncle chong and aunty a! XD
-PIG mum enjoyed one too, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk downstairs. i went to the loo once, then grabbed one yummy wafer before sitting down (dunno why horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme have two. ><) but aunty anne fed me one little quarter-triangle of bread with some butter. :)
-i held dad's hand and walked to the little kiddies room. there for four attending today: joseph, chin chin, sum sum and lok yee. one's english name is samaria.
-lol, i told them to guess how old i was, saying, "i'm older than you guys, but younger than aunty peggy and aunty michelle." the girls guessed i was twenty, joseph, twenty-two. XD
-after telling the story, aunty michelle made lanterns with us! big thanks to aunty peggy who helped me with mine - we even had time to make two! i'm gonna give one to aunty a tonight as her early christmas present. XD
-all finished, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom then dad tootled us home for lunch. *sigh*
-then, after chucking some cow @ me, all dad gave me for lunch was two slices of pear and three of banana! >< luckily, PIG mum passed me two spoonfuls of fried rice that she was enjoying. earlier, she'd gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and pour myself one mug of water, which i VERY DELIBERATELY held 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, i went to the loo - then dad threatened he wouldn't allow me to plop online unless i did a stinky unspeakable first! o_O
but like i've said before, i'm such an obedient child, i even poop on command. XD
-hopefully, pole and julz will arrive soon! i wonder, will we do more cooking?
-may not come back online afterwards, so toms: PIG mum's working! sharon's coming @ like 8am and showering me, coz no-one's coming in the arvo. and i prolly have a torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the arvo. >< righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 21, 2011
saturday post65b
hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 3115. score, i'm over three grand. :) but i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES for some other time! it won't be tonight, though, coz i'm attending a baby shower! anyways, final, final events for today
-i went to the loo once for two tinkles just before jack arrived.
-we did chapter four today.
-turns out jack went to southbank for a BBQ yesterday, also! only he went in the arvo, not @ night like me.
-aunty ming was about ten minutes late picking up jack; originally, i'd teased him, "you can stay with us tonight, do all the housework, etc." Xd
-aunty ming helped me once to the bathroom before she and jack left.
-lol, i can't remember who's coming to shower me this arvo; i hope it's sharon!
-but i'm leaving straight after my shower for the baby shower! :D
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went to the loo once for two tinkles just before jack arrived.
-we did chapter four today.
-turns out jack went to southbank for a BBQ yesterday, also! only he went in the arvo, not @ night like me.
-aunty ming was about ten minutes late picking up jack; originally, i'd teased him, "you can stay with us tonight, do all the housework, etc." Xd
-aunty ming helped me once to the bathroom before she and jack left.
-lol, i can't remember who's coming to shower me this arvo; i hope it's sharon!
-but i'm leaving straight after my shower for the baby shower! :D
-righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
saturday post65
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2966 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "there's a way out" and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after jack leaves!! righteo, just quickly, events for today?
-firstly, last night was awesome! :D i'll put a post up on my special events blog times, if i've the time.
-but i was absolutely buggered from last night, and slept all the way till like 6:45am before nature called!
-after PIG mum left for work, i slept until tess arrived.
-teeth brushed and stinky unspeakable out, breakfast was a ham and egg toastie with one slice of cheese cut into four squares and one mug of tea, white and two.
-tess massaged ela while i wrote out questions for jack.
-one more toilet trip, then tess made me some milo.
-oh! we also had two corn kernels each!
-i rang both aunty lai and aunty nga.
-tess took me once more to the loo before she left. she's thinking of taking me and her girls to celebrate christmas @ buffet garden!
-lunch was half a bowl of mung bean fried rice, one chunk of yummy cauliflower and one mug of fruit and vegie juice.
-then i came over to type out questions for jack.
-hopefully i can come back online after jack leaves, else it's just church toms, and i'm telling the story to the lil kiddies! hope some aunty makes cool craft~
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, last night was awesome! :D i'll put a post up on my special events blog times, if i've the time.
-but i was absolutely buggered from last night, and slept all the way till like 6:45am before nature called!
-after PIG mum left for work, i slept until tess arrived.
-teeth brushed and stinky unspeakable out, breakfast was a ham and egg toastie with one slice of cheese cut into four squares and one mug of tea, white and two.
-tess massaged ela while i wrote out questions for jack.
-one more toilet trip, then tess made me some milo.
-oh! we also had two corn kernels each!
-i rang both aunty lai and aunty nga.
-tess took me once more to the loo before she left. she's thinking of taking me and her girls to celebrate christmas @ buffet garden!
-lunch was half a bowl of mung bean fried rice, one chunk of yummy cauliflower and one mug of fruit and vegie juice.
-then i came over to type out questions for jack.
-hopefully i can come back online after jack leaves, else it's just church toms, and i'm telling the story to the lil kiddies! hope some aunty makes cool craft~
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 64c
one final heylo! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1810. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-aunty lucia arrived and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed and rekitted, just having one more tinkle when aunty lucia was doing elf's AFO straps.
-back outside, dearest dad just arrived home! :)
-dr. lee's driving me to the BBQ @ 5:40! lol, he's already ten minutes late. XD
-hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-aunty lucia arrived and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. then i got creamed and rekitted, just having one more tinkle when aunty lucia was doing elf's AFO straps.
-back outside, dearest dad just arrived home! :)
-dr. lee's driving me to the BBQ @ 5:40! lol, he's already ten minutes late. XD
-hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 20, 2011
friday post 64b
hello again! em's new plodding total for friday's now 1689. righteo, continuing events?
-when eve arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, then we just yakked.
-i walked eve out when she left, then went to the loo.
-aunty lucia should come to shower me soon. forty minutes later, if you wanna be precise.
-oh, and i'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves, BTW!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when eve arrived, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the gobbling :P table, then we just yakked.
-i walked eve out when she left, then went to the loo.
-aunty lucia should come to shower me soon. forty minutes later, if you wanna be precise.
-oh, and i'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves, BTW!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 64
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1505 steps today (phew, i'm just past 1.5 grand! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's 'getting to the other side'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's seventeen and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online after eve leaves!! righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-cathy arrived just over thirty minutes late, gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today, then we were off!
-when we arrived, cathy realised she'd forgotten her handbag! ><" she rang PIG mum, who said she'd bring it to the library for her.
-i grabbed lian hearn's heaven's net is wide book and read happily for about forty minutes.
-cathy took me to the loo once. after letting era open and close the tap lotsa times, i pushed sparkless and walked to foodcourt.
-i got my usual, only, they don't sell the choc mint krushers anymore! ><
-after dinner, cathy took me to the loo again and i let era open the tap lotsa times again.
-next, we went to stacks to pick up a card for the baby shower i'm attending toms night!
-we went to woolies to grab sth, can't remember what. only, leaving, someone called cathy's name; 'twas a friend who'd attended school with her! jermaine (dunno why i kept thinking his name was jerome XD) brought his ten year old daughter along, who attends school @ st. bernards. they were going to see some movie starring jennifer lopez.
-i finally ended their chitchat when his daughter, emily (we have the same name!!^^) said their movie was starting @ 6:50. "hey, guys!" i yelped, "you're gonna be late for your movie!!"
-i had enough money to buy some kinda garlic stick from breadtop for breakfast toms, then even had enough for a soft serve! actually, i was only about thirty cents short for a sundae, but cathy was stingy and wouldn't shout me that lil amount. :( wish hina was back, i knew she would!
-one more loo trip (era's turned the tap on like two hundred times tonight!) then cathy tootled me home. she's back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters; she even says she'll ask jess to bake more cookies! :D
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-friday:
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning when the parents' banging around woke me.
-after fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was my yummy garlic stick and one mug of warm horlicks.
-hey, eve's here now, brb! if i can't come back online, else i'm attending the WF/UF BBQ tonight! :D toms, tess then jack's coming. can't remember who's coming to shower me. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy arrived just over thirty minutes late, gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today, then we were off!
-when we arrived, cathy realised she'd forgotten her handbag! ><" she rang PIG mum, who said she'd bring it to the library for her.
-i grabbed lian hearn's heaven's net is wide book and read happily for about forty minutes.
-cathy took me to the loo once. after letting era open and close the tap lotsa times, i pushed sparkless and walked to foodcourt.
-i got my usual, only, they don't sell the choc mint krushers anymore! ><
-after dinner, cathy took me to the loo again and i let era open the tap lotsa times again.
-next, we went to stacks to pick up a card for the baby shower i'm attending toms night!
-we went to woolies to grab sth, can't remember what. only, leaving, someone called cathy's name; 'twas a friend who'd attended school with her! jermaine (dunno why i kept thinking his name was jerome XD) brought his ten year old daughter along, who attends school @ st. bernards. they were going to see some movie starring jennifer lopez.
-i finally ended their chitchat when his daughter, emily (we have the same name!!^^) said their movie was starting @ 6:50. "hey, guys!" i yelped, "you're gonna be late for your movie!!"
-i had enough money to buy some kinda garlic stick from breadtop for breakfast toms, then even had enough for a soft serve! actually, i was only about thirty cents short for a sundae, but cathy was stingy and wouldn't shout me that lil amount. :( wish hina was back, i knew she would!
-one more loo trip (era's turned the tap on like two hundred times tonight!) then cathy tootled me home. she's back on tuesday and taking me to toastmasters; she even says she'll ask jess to bake more cookies! :D
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz. :P
-friday:
-i used the pot :P once last night and once more this morning when the parents' banging around woke me.
-after fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit.
-breakfast was my yummy garlic stick and one mug of warm horlicks.
-hey, eve's here now, brb! if i can't come back online, else i'm attending the WF/UF BBQ tonight! :D toms, tess then jack's coming. can't remember who's coming to shower me. hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
thursday post 65b
argh! alice/louise/someone from CODA called and said that cathy would be @ least thirty minutes late! >< argh, cathy was supposed to come fifteen minutes EARLY today, not thirty minutes LATE!! ><
anyways, i went once more to the loo. zero thanks to PIG mum who couldn't be bothered to watch me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :) meaning my new final plodding total for thursday's now 2031. yeah, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. that means i'm still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES for some other day!!
anyways, i went once more to the loo. zero thanks to PIG mum who couldn't be bothered to watch me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :) meaning my new final plodding total for thursday's now 2031. yeah, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. that means i'm still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES for some other day!!
thursday post 65
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1945 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'live, as god intended' and thirdly, i'm still owed FIFTY-THREE MINUTES online!! only cathy's taking me out to garbo tonight! yay, but that means the list just grows forever longer >< ... anyways, events for today?
-awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 6:35am, after which i spent the next five minutes having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once for three more tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-disastrous session. ><
-but when we left, PIG mum said we could go eat sushi!
-sadly, there weren't any seats with a backrest, but i managed on a barstool. only stupid ela, she somehow got squashed down there! >< "ow!!" she wailed. era pulled her out then PIG mum dropped her onto the table.
-i had my favourite chicken katsudon curry, and asked a waitress to make me two inari, when we couldn't see it going around on the train. "umm ... sumimasen?" i asked a girl. "hai!" she answered, obviously surprised i could speak japanese. then i ordered two inari (in english, of course, my japanese doesn't extend that far! XD)
-back home, one loo trip then i plopped online.
-cathy's taking me to garbo tonight!! :D
-toms: ronnie jie jie's taking us to UQ! wonder will she take me to naz for a burrito afterwards?
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me in the arvo, then, fingers crossed, i'm joinging UF and WF for a BBQ! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-awesome sleep last night! nature didn't call till 6:35am, after which i spent the next five minutes having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once for three more tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast, which i enjoyed with one exceedingly shallow spoonful of honey.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable before PIG mum tootled me off for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio.
-disastrous session. ><
-but when we left, PIG mum said we could go eat sushi!
-sadly, there weren't any seats with a backrest, but i managed on a barstool. only stupid ela, she somehow got squashed down there! >< "ow!!" she wailed. era pulled her out then PIG mum dropped her onto the table.
-i had my favourite chicken katsudon curry, and asked a waitress to make me two inari, when we couldn't see it going around on the train. "umm ... sumimasen?" i asked a girl. "hai!" she answered, obviously surprised i could speak japanese. then i ordered two inari (in english, of course, my japanese doesn't extend that far! XD)
-back home, one loo trip then i plopped online.
-cathy's taking me to garbo tonight!! :D
-toms: ronnie jie jie's taking us to UQ! wonder will she take me to naz for a burrito afterwards?
-aunty lucia's coming to shower me in the arvo, then, fingers crossed, i'm joinging UF and WF for a BBQ! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post77c
good evening again! em's final, final plodding plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4006. sweet, i'm just past four grand. :) righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after dearest dad returned home, PIG mum gleefully forced me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once. i went to the loo; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back downstairs, after gleefully forcing poor elf on countless minutes of exercises, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, before claiming to do the same herself.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some soup potato and carrot and three small chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of warm soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-actually, i just went to the loo once more. zero thanks to PIG mum who once again considered the television she was watching more important to her than watching her severely disabled daughter walk safely to the toilet and back. :( but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-best of all, it's ice-cream night tonight! :D like i always say, one level spoonful's better than none @ all! XD
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< argh, save me! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me somewhere nice for lunch afterwards! i can't remember if i've got acupuncture in the arvo or not, but cathy's taking me to garbo toms night! :D must remember to ask dad to please take PIG mum out for dinner; you know how she always must eat out whenever i get to. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-after dearest dad returned home, PIG mum gleefully forced me offline and gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once. i went to the loo; of course, she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-back downstairs, after gleefully forcing poor elf on countless minutes of exercises, she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, before claiming to do the same herself.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy cauliflower, some soup potato and carrot and three small chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of warm soup, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back online.
-actually, i just went to the loo once more. zero thanks to PIG mum who once again considered the television she was watching more important to her than watching her severely disabled daughter walk safely to the toilet and back. :( but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-best of all, it's ice-cream night tonight! :D like i always say, one level spoonful's better than none @ all! XD
-toms: torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< argh, save me! fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me somewhere nice for lunch afterwards! i can't remember if i've got acupuncture in the arvo or not, but cathy's taking me to garbo toms night! :D must remember to ask dad to please take PIG mum out for dinner; you know how she always must eat out whenever i get to. righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
wednesday post77b
hello again! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 1166. yay, i'm over one grand. :) righteo, comtinuing events?
-carol arrived one minute late today, then PIG mum spent the next fifteen minutes yakking to her! XD
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-huge thanks to PIG mum who really did get me one chicken katsudon sushi roll for arvo tea! it even came with a little dab of mayo, how cute! :) also thanks to carol who gave me some soya sauce with it, and made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly.
-after i finished arvo tea, carol washed the dishes then gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, painting her lemon with sherbet dots today. oh! carol brought me a lemon sherbet lolly today! :D she laughed coz i sucked so slow. XD
-@ 5:55, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. back @ the table, i signed her off and gave her a big hug, coz i won't see her till next wednesday! see, coz PIG mum's working on monday, she's asked DSQ please to come look after me in the morning. ngan's coming, but it means no-one will come in the afternoon. carol's having leftover roast beef for dinner tonight, and fed hungry six times to make up for the fact that she won't be here on monday. XD
-sadly, i can't get seven's news simulcast to work on 96.5FM. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back after dinner, else it's just a torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
-carol arrived one minute late today, then PIG mum spent the next fifteen minutes yakking to her! XD
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing once under the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-huge thanks to PIG mum who really did get me one chicken katsudon sushi roll for arvo tea! it even came with a little dab of mayo, how cute! :) also thanks to carol who gave me some soya sauce with it, and made me one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly.
-after i finished arvo tea, carol washed the dishes then gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, painting her lemon with sherbet dots today. oh! carol brought me a lemon sherbet lolly today! :D she laughed coz i sucked so slow. XD
-@ 5:55, carol took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. back @ the table, i signed her off and gave her a big hug, coz i won't see her till next wednesday! see, coz PIG mum's working on monday, she's asked DSQ please to come look after me in the morning. ngan's coming, but it means no-one will come in the afternoon. carol's having leftover roast beef for dinner tonight, and fed hungry six times to make up for the fact that she won't be here on monday. XD
-sadly, i can't get seven's news simulcast to work on 96.5FM. ><
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back after dinner, else it's just a torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< but cathy's taking me out to garbo toms night! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
wednesday post77
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 884 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's "you'll come out on top!" and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning, around 6:05am. then i spent the ten minutes till about 6:15am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work, and once more around 10:30am to use the pot :P again.
-after PIG mum gave me "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times. then, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two weetbix for breakfast before finally letting me sit, just as aunty wendy arrived.
-aunty wendy arrived, and kindly flicked on seven's morning news for me to watch.
-ronnie jie jie arrived to take PIG mum out swimming! i remembered to say a big thank-you to her for shouting PIG mum out today. :)
-@ first, aunty wendy had brought me some kinda vegetarian dumplings for lunch! but i asked her could i please have them for arvo tea instead, coz PIG mum had already left out one can of chunky soup and chunky bread for me to dip in, and she said yes! :)
-i also drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', and rang dearest dad. he was @ some north-side suburb.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-but ding dong! suddenly, cherish arrived!
-lol, she's found some job that might be suitable for me: it's a switchboard operator job @ the homemaker place @ mt. gravatt. but it's for a pet store; i told her, as long as PIG mum won't come into contact with said animals, she'll be right. XD
-aunty wendy started massaging ela while cherish and i were chatting. after she left, aunty wendy took me once to the loo, then sat and massaged ela for one hour while i read my book club novel.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left; i turn the computer on and plopped online. PIG mum's just stickybeaking with ronnie jie jie right now.
-well, carol should arrive in like thirty minutes; i'm off to read some news. :) bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more this morning, around 6:05am. then i spent the ten minutes till about 6:15am having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to kiss dearest dad good-bye when he left for work, and once more around 10:30am to use the pot :P again.
-after PIG mum gave me "fifteen more minutes," i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles. she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap around five times. then, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two weetbix for breakfast before finally letting me sit, just as aunty wendy arrived.
-aunty wendy arrived, and kindly flicked on seven's morning news for me to watch.
-ronnie jie jie arrived to take PIG mum out swimming! i remembered to say a big thank-you to her for shouting PIG mum out today. :)
-@ first, aunty wendy had brought me some kinda vegetarian dumplings for lunch! but i asked her could i please have them for arvo tea instead, coz PIG mum had already left out one can of chunky soup and chunky bread for me to dip in, and she said yes! :)
-i also drank one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', and rang dearest dad. he was @ some north-side suburb.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-but ding dong! suddenly, cherish arrived!
-lol, she's found some job that might be suitable for me: it's a switchboard operator job @ the homemaker place @ mt. gravatt. but it's for a pet store; i told her, as long as PIG mum won't come into contact with said animals, she'll be right. XD
-aunty wendy started massaging ela while cherish and i were chatting. after she left, aunty wendy took me once to the loo, then sat and massaged ela for one hour while i read my book club novel.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before she left; i turn the computer on and plopped online. PIG mum's just stickybeaking with ronnie jie jie right now.
-well, carol should arrive in like thirty minutes; i'm off to read some news. :) bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post65c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3607.
-i went to the loo myself. again, PIG mum decided that watching the x factor was more important to her than watching her severly disabled daughter walk safely to and back from the toilet. but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-meaning i'll try my hardest to stay online till 10pm tonight! ><
-toms: sleepin! :D aunty wendy's not coming till 11:30; PIG mum's nagged some aunty to take her swimming. fingers crossed she'll bring me back two sushi rolls for arvo tea! carol's coming to shower me in the arvo, but best of all, ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, 1.5 level spoonful's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i went to the loo myself. again, PIG mum decided that watching the x factor was more important to her than watching her severly disabled daughter walk safely to and back from the toilet. but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-meaning i'll try my hardest to stay online till 10pm tonight! ><
-toms: sleepin! :D aunty wendy's not coming till 11:30; PIG mum's nagged some aunty to take her swimming. fingers crossed she'll bring me back two sushi rolls for arvo tea! carol's coming to shower me in the arvo, but best of all, ice-cream night toms night! like i keep saying, 1.5 level spoonful's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
tuesday post65b
Hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3490. righteo, continuing today's events?
-cathy arrived just before 4pm. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. after getting creamed, cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed under the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! cathy gave me the perfect arvo tea - that's FOUR times this month already! :D she cut the toastie into four triangles; i also had one crunchy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly' with that.
-after i finished eating, cathy massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her sth like red with yellow spots. she's having hamburgers for dinner tonight, and will come back on thursday - we're hitting garbo! :D
-cathy took me once to the toilet for one tinkle before she left. sadly, before i had the chance to return online, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on hand exercises, me on posture exercises, then poor ela to practise piano - for like FIFTY minutes! sorry, lemme clarify: the entire ordeal took fifty minutes, not just the piano playing.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-'twas her turn afterwards, but instead, dad called dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa ... some vegetable i've forgotten XD and several wee chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup (potato, carrot and onion) which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip for me, then i returned online.
-actually, nature's calling again, so bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy arrived just before 4pm. i held her hand and walked to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle. after getting creamed, cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after cathy rinsed under the floor once for me, i held her hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-yippee! cathy gave me the perfect arvo tea - that's FOUR times this month already! :D she cut the toastie into four triangles; i also had one crunchy pear and one mug of tea, white and two, my mug for today to hold 'incorrectly' with that.
-after i finished eating, cathy massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her sth like red with yellow spots. she's having hamburgers for dinner tonight, and will come back on thursday - we're hitting garbo! :D
-cathy took me once to the toilet for one tinkle before she left. sadly, before i had the chance to return online, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on hand exercises, me on posture exercises, then poor ela to practise piano - for like FIFTY minutes! sorry, lemme clarify: the entire ordeal took fifty minutes, not just the piano playing.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-'twas her turn afterwards, but instead, dad called dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa ... some vegetable i've forgotten XD and several wee chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of soup (potato, carrot and onion) which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip for me, then i returned online.
-actually, nature's calling again, so bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, October 17, 2011
tuesday post65
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2016 steps today (sweet, i'm just over two grand! XD) and secondly, TWFT topic's "don't get diverted". righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once last night, again more this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled rainbow and returned to our happy snorings, waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and prodded me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on and off five times.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she kinda coated with one exceedingly thin and short stream of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to a compliation disc of the backstreet boys all day, too.
-until we reached coronation drive, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes once PIG mum entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for just over five minutes.
-all the car parks @ UQ were taken up! PIG mum just walked me into the reception area, then left to repark the car elsewhere. much thanks to margaret who rang up the NAB clinic for me and asked karen to please send phoebe down. but her poor mum's receiving palliative care, now. won't be long until she moves onto the next life ... :(
-lol, phoebe's so pro, she even came downstairs with a walkbelt for me! XD
-i went to the bathroom first, while phoebe waited outside for me. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-but when i came out, PIG mum was back! she shooed phoebe away, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting room, where as usual, she spitefully refused to pass me a mag and went back downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret.
-luckily, there was this random guy also sitting in the waiting room who very kindly passed me that better homes and gardens magazine. lol, i keep forgetting to ask karen: are they ever gonna get some new, interesting (read, gossip :P) ones? XD
-phoebe came back for me, Forced me to walk into the gym.
-argh, i hate standing balance practice. ><
-but afterwards, ela got some work. :)
-when we left, i stretched ela for another fifteen minutes. PIG mum tootled me off to the warrigal rd. bakery to buy myself a yummy pork salad roll for lunch, but was spiteful and wouldn't lemme get a chocolate milk or an apple and custard danish for arvo tea. >< only we're still outta ham; hope she'll buy some toms when aunty wendy's over! but she's booked ronnie jie jie to go swimming together ... lol, dunno.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was too busy watching the television to notice me.
-i plopped online afterwards. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to watch me walk safely to the loo and back, but the laughs were on her when i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable and needed a mug of water. XD
-and yay, one hour online for myself, now!
-cathy's coming to shower me @ 4pm. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's just aunty wendy coming to mind me for three hours in the arvo then carol coming to shower me in the arvo.
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P once last night, again more this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8am. then i cuddled rainbow and returned to our happy snorings, waking once more to use the pot :P before PIG mum came and prodded me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i used the pot :P once more for two tinkles, she got me kitted then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to turn the tap on and off five times.
-actually, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she kinda coated with one exceedingly thin and short stream of honey.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to a compliation disc of the backstreet boys all day, too.
-until we reached coronation drive, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes once PIG mum entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for just over five minutes.
-all the car parks @ UQ were taken up! PIG mum just walked me into the reception area, then left to repark the car elsewhere. much thanks to margaret who rang up the NAB clinic for me and asked karen to please send phoebe down. but her poor mum's receiving palliative care, now. won't be long until she moves onto the next life ... :(
-lol, phoebe's so pro, she even came downstairs with a walkbelt for me! XD
-i went to the bathroom first, while phoebe waited outside for me. i also let era open the tap lotsa times.
-but when i came out, PIG mum was back! she shooed phoebe away, and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the waiting room, where as usual, she spitefully refused to pass me a mag and went back downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret.
-luckily, there was this random guy also sitting in the waiting room who very kindly passed me that better homes and gardens magazine. lol, i keep forgetting to ask karen: are they ever gonna get some new, interesting (read, gossip :P) ones? XD
-phoebe came back for me, Forced me to walk into the gym.
-argh, i hate standing balance practice. ><
-but afterwards, ela got some work. :)
-when we left, i stretched ela for another fifteen minutes. PIG mum tootled me off to the warrigal rd. bakery to buy myself a yummy pork salad roll for lunch, but was spiteful and wouldn't lemme get a chocolate milk or an apple and custard danish for arvo tea. >< only we're still outta ham; hope she'll buy some toms when aunty wendy's over! but she's booked ronnie jie jie to go swimming together ... lol, dunno.
-lunch was my yummy pork salad roll and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i got to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was too busy watching the television to notice me.
-i plopped online afterwards. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to watch me walk safely to the loo and back, but the laughs were on her when i realised i wanted to do a stinky unspeakable and needed a mug of water. XD
-and yay, one hour online for myself, now!
-cathy's coming to shower me @ 4pm. fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else it's just aunty wendy coming to mind me for three hours in the arvo then carol coming to shower me in the arvo.
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 67c
good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4625. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physios for a torture session. >< era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for five seconds.
-today, vincent the physio forced me to just stand. >< and he's even taken the backrest off the seat i sit on when i come for physio, the evil man. >< but ela grabbed herself one lolly before we left. :) (only it tasted pretty yucky! XD)
-horrid PIG mum refused to take me to maccas for lunch. >< instead, she stopped and got me a small fries.
-but she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and pour myself some water. meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drank that 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum tootled me off to logan TAFE for that stupid volunteer thing.
-i worked with the same class i met last week. ali's so nice; when i stepped in, he immediately gave me his hand and led me to my seat. :) only sorry i kept calling him by his last name; that's how he introduced himself to me! XD only the teacher kept calling him ali, so i asked him when class was over, "you told me both today and last week that your name was ewaz. yet the teacher keeps calling you ali. what's your real name?" the teacher laughed, and explained that one's his first name, the other his surname! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. again, i stretched ela.
-back home, i plopped online till carol arrived, five minutes early.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but lol, she dried my hair first, then said, 'oh! i forgot to make you do your own arvo tea first!" hey, i was thankful for small mercies. XD
-sadly, even though we're outta ham, PIG mum was spiteful and only gave me one sllice of cheese. meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin, but carol squirted mayo for me, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay! lol, carol said she wanted to squirt the mayo today, and she squirted me this really intricate smiley face! :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, carol massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her roast pork colour with applesauce colour spots today. that's what she's having for dinner tonight. hey, i actually remember having roast pork with applesauce back when i was @ the mater private @ the beginning of 2009!
-carol took me once more to the toilet before she left. she's back on wednesday.
-after she left, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on posture exercises, ela exercises and piano practise. that whole thing took SEVENTY+ MINUTES!
-alas, after one more loo trip, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, before claiming to do the same herself while i watched the x factor. hey, i really like christina;
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa ... some vegetable (meaning i've forgotten what! XD), one chunk of raw tomato and several strips of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip for me after dinner, then i plopped online.
-toms: 11am physio session @ UQ. fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch!
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. no toastmasters toms night.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physios for a torture session. >< era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for five seconds.
-today, vincent the physio forced me to just stand. >< and he's even taken the backrest off the seat i sit on when i come for physio, the evil man. >< but ela grabbed herself one lolly before we left. :) (only it tasted pretty yucky! XD)
-horrid PIG mum refused to take me to maccas for lunch. >< instead, she stopped and got me a small fries.
-but she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and pour myself some water. meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drank that 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum tootled me off to logan TAFE for that stupid volunteer thing.
-i worked with the same class i met last week. ali's so nice; when i stepped in, he immediately gave me his hand and led me to my seat. :) only sorry i kept calling him by his last name; that's how he introduced himself to me! XD only the teacher kept calling him ali, so i asked him when class was over, "you told me both today and last week that your name was ewaz. yet the teacher keeps calling you ali. what's your real name?" the teacher laughed, and explained that one's his first name, the other his surname! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. again, i stretched ela.
-back home, i plopped online till carol arrived, five minutes early.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but lol, she dried my hair first, then said, 'oh! i forgot to make you do your own arvo tea first!" hey, i was thankful for small mercies. XD
-sadly, even though we're outta ham, PIG mum was spiteful and only gave me one sllice of cheese. meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin, but carol squirted mayo for me, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay! lol, carol said she wanted to squirt the mayo today, and she squirted me this really intricate smiley face! :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, carol massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her roast pork colour with applesauce colour spots today. that's what she's having for dinner tonight. hey, i actually remember having roast pork with applesauce back when i was @ the mater private @ the beginning of 2009!
-carol took me once more to the toilet before she left. she's back on wednesday.
-after she left, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on posture exercises, ela exercises and piano practise. that whole thing took SEVENTY+ MINUTES!
-alas, after one more loo trip, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, before claiming to do the same herself while i watched the x factor. hey, i really like christina;
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa ... some vegetable (meaning i've forgotten what! XD), one chunk of raw tomato and several strips of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip for me after dinner, then i plopped online.
-toms: 11am physio session @ UQ. fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch!
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. no toastmasters toms night.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, October 16, 2011
monday post 67b
hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2649 and i'm now still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 6:35am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to use the pot :P when dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times before finally letting me sit.
-actually, before letting me sit, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she coated with an exceedingly thin streak of honey.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and finished my chat to percy the angel/saint, this time quietly.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the camry. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to guy sebastian's 'the memphis album' all day, too.
-hey, carol's here now; fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-awesome sleep last night! :D nature didn't call until 6:35am, after which i spent the ten minutes till 6:45am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep, waking once to use the pot :P when dearest dad left for work.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times before finally letting me sit.
-actually, before letting me sit, she also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which she coated with an exceedingly thin streak of honey.
-after breakfast, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also leant against the side rail and finished my chat to percy the angel/saint, this time quietly.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the camry. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to guy sebastian's 'the memphis album' all day, too.
-hey, carol's here now; fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
monday post 67
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1205 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'doing what you're supposed to do' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FOUR MINUTES online after i get back from that stupid volunteer tutor TAFE course PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to attend!! anyways, cya later!
cheers,
em. ^^
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post64d
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3598.
-well, this time, PIG mum's excuse why she wouldn't watch me walk safely to the loo and back was coz she was giving dad a massage. fair enough.
-i rang aunty nga after dinner. uncle fung answered, said aunty nga was mad @ him - coz the silly man somehow dropped his mobile into the loo! XD
-toms: just that stupid TAFE course that PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to attend.
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ red rooster/maccas afterwards; i'm seriously craving some chips, coz PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat any this week! ><
-i've actually asked PIG mum to please change my torture session with vincent the bloody physio to monday, coz one physio session's a day's enough to bugger me out completely. i don't need more! ><
-carol's coming to shower me in the arvo. fingers crossed i can get a yummy custard and apple danish for arvo tea! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-well, this time, PIG mum's excuse why she wouldn't watch me walk safely to the loo and back was coz she was giving dad a massage. fair enough.
-i rang aunty nga after dinner. uncle fung answered, said aunty nga was mad @ him - coz the silly man somehow dropped his mobile into the loo! XD
-toms: just that stupid TAFE course that PIG mum's gleefully forcing me to attend.
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ red rooster/maccas afterwards; i'm seriously craving some chips, coz PIG mum wouldn't lemme eat any this week! ><
-i've actually asked PIG mum to please change my torture session with vincent the bloody physio to monday, coz one physio session's a day's enough to bugger me out completely. i don't need more! ><
-carol's coming to shower me in the arvo. fingers crossed i can get a yummy custard and apple danish for arvo tea! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post64c
hello again! em's new final plodding total for sunday's now 3483 and i've finally got one spam message. XD righteo, continuing events?
-wow!! i sat beside aunty katherine, and when bee asked us all to stand for worship, i hauled myself up, only for aunty katherine to tell me, "you can sit back down, em. no need to stand." wow - if only she could sit beside me every sunday!! so i sang the harmony for four songs.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy again, and he gave us the second part to his series that he'd started last week.
-after service, PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-then dad tootled us straight home for lunch. meaning i haven't eaten any chips this week @ all. >< wonder will PIG mum take me to eat some toms arvo? else i'll haveta wait till thursday night with cathy ... :(
-i plopped online afterwards, until my visitors arrived! letty and kwany today. :)
-i went once to the loo first, then, when i was walking back to the gobbling :P table, asked kwany, "hey, do you know when that australia vs. new zealand test is? next sunday, the sunday after?"
kwany glanced @ his watch, then replied, "i believe it's starting in ten minutes."
"eep!" says i. "can we please watch? coz it's locky's last game in australia!!"
kwany said yes, and we all crashed onto the sofa. i also apologised to letty, coz i'm pretty sure she's not usually a fan. XD
-the game was awesome! the kiwis were flogged and we sent off locky with a fitting farewell~
-i went to the loo once around the fifty minute mark; luckily, the kiwis didn't score! XD
-after letty left, kwany and i watched the remainder of the game, then some of nine's news (which was brought forward so nine could show the rugby world cup match between australia and new zealand) before kwany decided to leave, too.
-i tootled online briefly until PIG mum awoke from pigland and decided to watch me shower. poor ela. ><
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa coz lettuce and yummy kailan, several wee chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online, but will need to use the loo once more aroundabouts 8:30. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
-wow!! i sat beside aunty katherine, and when bee asked us all to stand for worship, i hauled myself up, only for aunty katherine to tell me, "you can sit back down, em. no need to stand." wow - if only she could sit beside me every sunday!! so i sang the harmony for four songs.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy again, and he gave us the second part to his series that he'd started last week.
-after service, PIG mum took me once to the loo, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-then dad tootled us straight home for lunch. meaning i haven't eaten any chips this week @ all. >< wonder will PIG mum take me to eat some toms arvo? else i'll haveta wait till thursday night with cathy ... :(
-i plopped online afterwards, until my visitors arrived! letty and kwany today. :)
-i went once to the loo first, then, when i was walking back to the gobbling :P table, asked kwany, "hey, do you know when that australia vs. new zealand test is? next sunday, the sunday after?"
kwany glanced @ his watch, then replied, "i believe it's starting in ten minutes."
"eep!" says i. "can we please watch? coz it's locky's last game in australia!!"
kwany said yes, and we all crashed onto the sofa. i also apologised to letty, coz i'm pretty sure she's not usually a fan. XD
-the game was awesome! the kiwis were flogged and we sent off locky with a fitting farewell~
-i went to the loo once around the fifty minute mark; luckily, the kiwis didn't score! XD
-after letty left, kwany and i watched the remainder of the game, then some of nine's news (which was brought forward so nine could show the rugby world cup match between australia and new zealand) before kwany decided to leave, too.
-i tootled online briefly until PIG mum awoke from pigland and decided to watch me shower. poor ela. ><
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa coz lettuce and yummy kailan, several wee chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i returned online, but will need to use the loo once more aroundabouts 8:30. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post64b
good afternoon again! em's new plodding total for sunday now stands @ 3215. righteo, where was i?
-http://embluekirby.blogspot.com/2011/10/paatoral-visit2.html go there to read my account of last night's adventure! as for today ...
-awesome sleep last night!nature didn't call till 6:30, after which i spent the fifteen minutes till 6;45 having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. after that, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which i had with one exceedingly thin and short drizzle of honey; in fact, half of each weetbix was tasteless. :(
-one more loo trip before dad tootled us off to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, and of course she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day. :(
-dad tootled us off to church, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way in. she also chewed me out for asking her to please take me to the loo again; in the future, i'll remember not to go until i get to church.
-today we did study forty-seven. there was this new girl who's only in grade eleven!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall. i asked her how forward did i haveta sit before she'd take me to foodcourt/maccas for lunch and lemme eat some chips, but she said, "we're going home for lunch, no matter what" so i sat in the first row i met.
-bbl!
chers,
em. ^^
-http://embluekirby.blogspot.com/2011/10/paatoral-visit2.html go there to read my account of last night's adventure! as for today ...
-awesome sleep last night!nature didn't call till 6:30, after which i spent the fifteen minutes till 6;45 having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then i cuddled rainbow and went back to sleep.
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i swung myself over to the pot :P for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. after that, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me three weetbix for breakfast, which i had with one exceedingly thin and short drizzle of honey; in fact, half of each weetbix was tasteless. :(
-one more loo trip before dad tootled us off to church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, and of course she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day. :(
-dad tootled us off to church, and PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way in. she also chewed me out for asking her to please take me to the loo again; in the future, i'll remember not to go until i get to church.
-today we did study forty-seven. there was this new girl who's only in grade eleven!
-after bible study, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way to the service hall. i asked her how forward did i haveta sit before she'd take me to foodcourt/maccas for lunch and lemme eat some chips, but she said, "we're going home for lunch, no matter what" so i sat in the first row i met.
-bbl!
chers,
em. ^^
Saturday, October 15, 2011
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2983 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's '"don't jump to conclusions"; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's zero and lastly, i'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online after my visitors leave!! that is, presuming i'll get any XD) righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-actually, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-actually, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
Friday, October 14, 2011
saturday post64
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1284 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'overcoming perfectionism' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-THREE MINUTES online!! only we're having dinner @ the pastor's place tonight, so just quickly:
-thomas led us in a bible study last night,
-tess came for three hours today, and
-jack came for tutoring this arvo.
-toms: just church. fingers crossed for some chips and some visitors afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
-thomas led us in a bible study last night,
-tess came for three hours today, and
-jack came for tutoring this arvo.
-toms: just church. fingers crossed for some chips and some visitors afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 63e
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2773 and the final, final spam count for the week's eleven. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-uncle colbert came to try out new manual wheelchairs with me! one's called 'quickie lite', the other's 'SF sth'. lol, he was funny, telling me, 'sook sook (in canto, uncle)'s gonna 'sook (in canto, slip) my fingers here to measure sth.' XD
-dinner was rice, lotsa some asian vegetable and several chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i returned online.
-off to SHINE fellowship now; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-uncle colbert came to try out new manual wheelchairs with me! one's called 'quickie lite', the other's 'SF sth'. lol, he was funny, telling me, 'sook sook (in canto, uncle)'s gonna 'sook (in canto, slip) my fingers here to measure sth.' XD
-dinner was rice, lotsa some asian vegetable and several chunks of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i returned online.
-off to SHINE fellowship now; hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 63d
hello again!
well, i decided to go to the loo, coz PIG mum wasn't letting poor aunty lucia leave! ('twas already 6:05!) but the moment i started heading towards them, PIG mum shooed aunty lucia away. lol, i know it's coz she gets to gleefully force me to do everything. XD but my new plodding total's now 2599. awesome, i've passed 2.5 grand. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
well, i decided to go to the loo, coz PIG mum wasn't letting poor aunty lucia leave! ('twas already 6:05!) but the moment i started heading towards them, PIG mum shooed aunty lucia away. lol, i know it's coz she gets to gleefully force me to do everything. XD but my new plodding total's now 2599. awesome, i've passed 2.5 grand. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 63c
hello for the third time! em's new plodding total for friday now stands @ 2479. righteo, continuing events?
-when aunty lucia arrived and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle then i got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me; i had one more tinkle just before she put on my shirt then one last when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after aunty lucia rinsed under the chair for me, she Forced me to walk out to the computer. she's having a happy yak with PIG mum right now.
-as for me, PIG mum won't lemme have any arvo tea. :( never mind, dinner's in about one hour; i shan't starve. ><
-SHINE fellowship tonight! i think we're doing our last bible study about love from first corinthians thirteen.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. must ask her to please shower me, coz after jack comes for tutoring (must remember to write chapter four questions for him toms), we're going to the pastor's place for dinner! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
-when aunty lucia arrived and gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle then i got creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me; i had one more tinkle just before she put on my shirt then one last when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after aunty lucia rinsed under the chair for me, she Forced me to walk out to the computer. she's having a happy yak with PIG mum right now.
-as for me, PIG mum won't lemme have any arvo tea. :( never mind, dinner's in about one hour; i shan't starve. ><
-SHINE fellowship tonight! i think we're doing our last bible study about love from first corinthians thirteen.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. must ask her to please shower me, coz after jack comes for tutoring (must remember to write chapter four questions for him toms), we're going to the pastor's place for dinner! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
Thursday, October 13, 2011
friday post 63b
hello again! em's new plodding total now stands @ 136 and i'm still gonna be owed THIRTY MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!! righteo, continuing events?
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. afterwards, i went over to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the waiting room, PIG mum was her usual spiteful self who refused to gimme a mag, preffering instead just to flounce off back downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret. luckily, there was a couple also sitting in the waiting area with me; much thanks to the woman who pased me the australian cyclist magazine, which i happily browsed until phoebe came for me with a walkbelt.
-today, we worked mostly on sit-to-stands and work for ela. katrina was busy, @ one point, she actually said, "okay, nobody fall over for the next ten minutes please; i'm busy doing sth.' XD but she wasn't too busy: when clumsy ela accidentally knocked over this blue cup containing marbles, in the next second, i heard her accusing voice call out, 'emily chan, was that you?!" to which i called back sheepishly, 'sorry, just knocked over some marbles!"
-to end the session, phoebe got me to lie down and she did some kinda passive scapula work on me. she's attending a bday party toms! kat came along to mention that ela was difficult to manage. XD
-kat walked me out to the loo. after one loo trip for me, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for a kebab!
-she got herself some sushi, and we shared a lipton's iced tea, 500mL
-after that, PIG mum tootled me around the corner to where she's gonna work toms morning, sunnybank medical centre, for my ultrasound followup with dr. wall. lol, the drive takes less that five minutes; i only got to stretch ela for four-odd minutes - and that was only coz poor PIG mum's a crap parker! XD
-mum bid several nurses hello; i sat down and waited for dr. wall to see me.
-well, the ultrasound showed several lumps, but they're just sebaceous (sp?) cysts, nothing dangerous. lol, dr. wall said that if i really wanted, he could recommend me a plastic surgeon to remove them. 'can the plastic surgeon do my face, too?' i asked him. dr. wall just laughed. "what, you want a nose job, too?' he teased. lol, poor eln's sulking now! XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she drove us home and i tootled online.
-hey, aunty lucia's here now; fingers crosed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. afterwards, i went over to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-after gleefully FORCING :( me to walk to the waiting room, PIG mum was her usual spiteful self who refused to gimme a mag, preffering instead just to flounce off back downstairs to pay and pester poor margaret. luckily, there was a couple also sitting in the waiting area with me; much thanks to the woman who pased me the australian cyclist magazine, which i happily browsed until phoebe came for me with a walkbelt.
-today, we worked mostly on sit-to-stands and work for ela. katrina was busy, @ one point, she actually said, "okay, nobody fall over for the next ten minutes please; i'm busy doing sth.' XD but she wasn't too busy: when clumsy ela accidentally knocked over this blue cup containing marbles, in the next second, i heard her accusing voice call out, 'emily chan, was that you?!" to which i called back sheepishly, 'sorry, just knocked over some marbles!"
-to end the session, phoebe got me to lie down and she did some kinda passive scapula work on me. she's attending a bday party toms! kat came along to mention that ela was difficult to manage. XD
-kat walked me out to the loo. after one loo trip for me, PIG mum tootled me off to see naz for a kebab!
-she got herself some sushi, and we shared a lipton's iced tea, 500mL
-after that, PIG mum tootled me around the corner to where she's gonna work toms morning, sunnybank medical centre, for my ultrasound followup with dr. wall. lol, the drive takes less that five minutes; i only got to stretch ela for four-odd minutes - and that was only coz poor PIG mum's a crap parker! XD
-mum bid several nurses hello; i sat down and waited for dr. wall to see me.
-well, the ultrasound showed several lumps, but they're just sebaceous (sp?) cysts, nothing dangerous. lol, dr. wall said that if i really wanted, he could recommend me a plastic surgeon to remove them. 'can the plastic surgeon do my face, too?' i asked him. dr. wall just laughed. "what, you want a nose job, too?' he teased. lol, poor eln's sulking now! XD
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before she drove us home and i tootled online.
-hey, aunty lucia's here now; fingers crosed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 63
good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2261 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'if you love them, level with them (3)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's ten, and lastly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-ONE MINUTES online after eve leaves here!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. the i cuddled rainbow and fell back asleep, waking once to use the pot :P when someone came to lend us two manual wheelchairs for my trying!
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-after that, she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast and get the milk before she finally lemme sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the minutest, thin and short streak of honey. i also had my drugs - one fish oil, one garlic and one cranberry. dunno when PIG mum's gonna buy us more bilberry.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the camry. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the last samurai soundtrack all day, too.
-once PIG mum turned into logan road, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-reopening both eyes once PIG mum entered coronation drive, i stretched ela for five minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times, holding each for five seconds.
-hey, eve's here now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more when dearest dad left for work. the i cuddled rainbow and fell back asleep, waking once to use the pot :P when someone came to lend us two manual wheelchairs for my trying!
-after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes, i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times.
-after that, she gleefully forced poor ela to get me three weetbix for breakfast and get the milk before she finally lemme sit.
-the weetbix i enjoyed with the minutest, thin and short streak of honey. i also had my drugs - one fish oil, one garlic and one cranberry. dunno when PIG mum's gonna buy us more bilberry.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the camry. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the last samurai soundtrack all day, too.
-once PIG mum turned into logan road, i closed both eyes and had a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-reopening both eyes once PIG mum entered coronation drive, i stretched ela for five minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times, holding each for five seconds.
-hey, eve's here now, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 64c
one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4283. righteo, final, final events for today?
-cathy eventually arrived more than twenty minutes late, citing bad traffic. fair enough, coz a mighty big storm ripped through brisbane this arvo!
-before i headed for the shower, i gave PIG mum the chance to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up and down the stairs once, coz i was planning on using the lift tonight. of course she gleefully accepted, and stayed with me long enough just so she could gleefully force me to dak myself in front of cathy.
-luckily, she buggered off and left us alone after that, and i got a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair for me, cathy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table - where she fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's thrice this month already! :D i also munched a sweet, juicy pear and had a cuppa, white and two, held 'incorrectly'. cathy skipped a cuppa this time, instead giving ela a quick massage, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today.
-cathy took me once more to the loo and left me to it. but she kindly helped me with my seatbelt before she left.
-PIG mum tootled me off to book club! we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM.
-we went upstairs to the library. i used the loo again, which pissed PIG mum off, and she said in the future, i wouldn't be allowed to use the loo when i left and would haveta wait till i arrived @ the library to go. lol, no biggie. XD
-phil took the book club tonight! where was amanda?
-PIG mum had ordered that i was only allowed one bikkie, dunno why. but i confess: i couldn't resist and nabbed two: one choc chip cookie and one scotch finger. XD
-also much thanks to erika who helped me once to the loo halfway through the meeting. i managed fine inside by myself.
-next month, we're doing some book about a hog farmer! i nabbed myself the large print version; that's easier for me to read. :)
-after book club, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us home.
-lol, i told her i had one extra bikkie, and she decided that i wasn't allowed dinner tonight! ><" ah well, i shan't starve. XD
-toms: UQ physio @ ... 10:30? fingers crossed that i can see naz for a spud afterwards!
-in the arvo, some psycholofgist is coming to see me! think jenny henley arranged that.
-aunty lucia will come shower me in the arvo; doubt PIG mum will gimmee any arvo tea, but hey. i shan't starve. :(
-then it's off to SHINE fellowship toms night! think we're concluding all those bible studies on love.
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
-cathy eventually arrived more than twenty minutes late, citing bad traffic. fair enough, coz a mighty big storm ripped through brisbane this arvo!
-before i headed for the shower, i gave PIG mum the chance to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk up and down the stairs once, coz i was planning on using the lift tonight. of course she gleefully accepted, and stayed with me long enough just so she could gleefully force me to dak myself in front of cathy.
-luckily, she buggered off and left us alone after that, and i got a nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair for me, cathy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table - where she fed me the perfect arvo tea! that's thrice this month already! :D i also munched a sweet, juicy pear and had a cuppa, white and two, held 'incorrectly'. cathy skipped a cuppa this time, instead giving ela a quick massage, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today.
-cathy took me once more to the loo and left me to it. but she kindly helped me with my seatbelt before she left.
-PIG mum tootled me off to book club! we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM.
-we went upstairs to the library. i used the loo again, which pissed PIG mum off, and she said in the future, i wouldn't be allowed to use the loo when i left and would haveta wait till i arrived @ the library to go. lol, no biggie. XD
-phil took the book club tonight! where was amanda?
-PIG mum had ordered that i was only allowed one bikkie, dunno why. but i confess: i couldn't resist and nabbed two: one choc chip cookie and one scotch finger. XD
-also much thanks to erika who helped me once to the loo halfway through the meeting. i managed fine inside by myself.
-next month, we're doing some book about a hog farmer! i nabbed myself the large print version; that's easier for me to read. :)
-after book club, PIG mum took me once to the loo then tootled us home.
-lol, i told her i had one extra bikkie, and she decided that i wasn't allowed dinner tonight! ><" ah well, i shan't starve. XD
-toms: UQ physio @ ... 10:30? fingers crossed that i can see naz for a spud afterwards!
-in the arvo, some psycholofgist is coming to see me! think jenny henley arranged that.
-aunty lucia will come shower me in the arvo; doubt PIG mum will gimmee any arvo tea, but hey. i shan't starve. :(
-then it's off to SHINE fellowship toms night! think we're concluding all those bible studies on love.
-anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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