monday post 67c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for monday now stands @ 4625. righteo, continuing today's events?
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physios for a torture session. >< era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, then ela opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for five seconds.
-today, vincent the physio forced me to just stand. >< and he's even taken the backrest off the seat i sit on when i come for physio, the evil man. >< but ela grabbed herself one lolly before we left. :) (only it tasted pretty yucky! XD)
-horrid PIG mum refused to take me to maccas for lunch. >< instead, she stopped and got me a small fries.
-but she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over and pour myself some water. meaning i VERY DELIBERATELY drank that 'incorrectly'.
-one more loo trip, then PIG mum tootled me off to logan TAFE for that stupid volunteer thing.
-i worked with the same class i met last week. ali's so nice; when i stepped in, he immediately gave me his hand and led me to my seat. :) only sorry i kept calling him by his last name; that's how he introduced himself to me! XD only the teacher kept calling him ali, so i asked him when class was over, "you told me both today and last week that your name was ewaz. yet the teacher keeps calling you ali. what's your real name?" the teacher laughed, and explained that one's his first name, the other his surname! XD
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. again, i stretched ela.
-back home, i plopped online till carol arrived, five minutes early.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, carol Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-but lol, she dried my hair first, then said, 'oh! i forgot to make you do your own arvo tea first!" hey, i was thankful for small mercies. XD
-sadly, even though we're outta ham, PIG mum was spiteful and only gave me one sllice of cheese. meaning the toastie was ENTIRELY too thin, but carol squirted mayo for me, meaning this week's all satisfied, yay! lol, carol said she wanted to squirt the mayo today, and she squirted me this really intricate smiley face! :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, carol massaged ela for about forty minutes, painting her roast pork colour with applesauce colour spots today. that's what she's having for dinner tonight. hey, i actually remember having roast pork with applesauce back when i was @ the mater private @ the beginning of 2009!
-carol took me once more to the toilet before she left. she's back on wednesday.
-after she left, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on posture exercises, ela exercises and piano practise. that whole thing took SEVENTY+ MINUTES!
-alas, after one more loo trip, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes, before claiming to do the same herself while i watched the x factor. hey, i really like christina;
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa ... some vegetable (meaning i've forgotten what! XD), one chunk of raw tomato and several strips of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip for me after dinner, then i plopped online.
-toms: 11am physio session @ UQ. fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll and chocolate milk home for lunch!
-cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. no toastmasters toms night.
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^