monday post 66b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2312. righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol came five minutes late today, blaming the mum of the last kid on the school bus, who was late.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing erf's shoelaces.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, which was one pear (i think XD), one mug of tea, white and two - my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly' - and the remainder of my yummy beef fried rice i'd ordered from sunnybank oriental/dong fong this morning.
-oh! i almost forgot to add! we saw terry there with his baby daughter, tegan(sp?)! she's eight months old now! i predict she'll start talking soon; i mean, i started calling 'dad' when i was eight months old! :)
-after i'd finished, carol took her time finishing her own cuppa then washing the dishes, not starting ela's massage until 5:40.
-twenty minutes later, she Forced me to walk to the toilet for one tinkle, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry era, then Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :P table.
-i signed her off with my thanks and byes @ 6:05pm. she's having one fried egg and chips for dinner and is back on wednesday.
-i tootled happily online until PIG mum awoke from pigland. immediately and gleefully, she FORCED :( me to walk over to the keyboard, where, after she gleefully forced poor ela to do hand exercises for twenty minutes, gleefully forced her to practise keyboardfor like fifteen minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz piano playing's always been sth i loved doing before the unfaithful god snatched that ability away. :(
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa little bok choy and several wee chunks of chewy beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with a lil honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo afterwards, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-well, i'll need the loo once more around 9pm; fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^