wednesday post78c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3868. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom and gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, i got dried, got creamed, and had another tinkle. after rinsing underneath the chair for me, carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum wouldn't gimme my other half of my beautiful yatala pie. :(
-meaning i made my own toastie with only one slice of cheese - ENTIRELY too thin - then enjoyed a cuppa with carol.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for about thirty minutes, painting her some weird colour. she's having lobbies for dinner tonight with her husband, and will be back on monday.
-carol took me to the loo once more before leaving. i tootled online and was listening to nine's news simulcast on light FM, when PIG mum awoke from pigland, immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-first, she gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once, then gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of foot exercises. finally, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes before claiming to plod her own twenty.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa lettuce, several yummy chunks of chicken.
-oh! somehow, ela ended up holding this really cute mini dool made from wool in her hand! she named the doll 'miss some ting wong' and the wrong thing with her was that she was noseless! XD luckily, PIG mum came to her rescue and dabbed a blue marker dot nose for her. XD
-dinner was washed down with one mug of soup, which aunty lucia taught PIG mum to boil to help cure my pimples, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-before returning online, i went once more to the loo. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything myself.
-i returned online, but will need the loo once more in about forty minutes. cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^