wednesday post75b

hello again! apparently, i've now plodded 352 steps, but goodness knows the only stepping i've done is transferring from one place to the other! XD anyways, events for today
-mother made chocolate porridge for breakfast! sadly, she had to gleefully force poor ela to hold onto the bread whilst era ripped, but era kept her promise to ela by combining with the spoon to tear the bread into bite-sized, more manageable chunks.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, of course, and we also listened to ronan's 'stay' all day, too. i spent the part of the trip on the highway with both eyes closed, having , having a silent chat to percy the saint/angel asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. then, for the rest of the trip to UQ, i stretched ela.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet, then i went over to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-gosh, 'twas nice to be able to grab myself the better homes and gardens mag while PIG mum went downstairs and paid!
-sophie came for me, followed me in.
-i did some work for ela before karen casted elf! lol, PIG mum's calling her my 'elephant leg'! XD
-when PIG mum tootled us home, i stretched ela for another fifteen minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times.
-back home, when aunty wendy arrived, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-awesome; huge thanks to aunty wendy who brought me lunch! i had four fried slices of turnip cake with one scrambled egg! i also drank one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', and rang dearest dad, who was having lunch @ uncle yuk tai's workplace.
-aunty wendy only gave ela a very short massage today, coz i had to go to the sunnybank private hospital to get that ultrasound for ela's armpit!
-only the lift was out. >< we went and asked some receptionist, who taught us another route to get to the building we were after.
-while waiting in the waiting room, i browsed one edition of TV week.
-can't remember the lady's name who scanned ela, but she taught me that they're called sonographers (sp?).
-after she scanned ela, she even scanned era! then she called in the doctor to examine ela's pimple, which they decided was just made of fatty tissue.
-PIG mum took me once to the toilet afterwards. lol, the disabled toilet there's TINY! XD
-back home, i wheeled myself online until carol came, five minutes late today.
-we wheeled me into the bathroom for a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me; i had one more tinkle when she was doing the buttons for my pyjama top, and one last when she was washing my glasses.
-after rinsing under the floor once for me, carol transgerred me back to sparkless and we wheeled me out for arvo tea.
-sadly, carol only gave one slice of cheese for my toastie - which was ENTIRELY too thin - but i got mayo, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay! the cup of tea, white and two, i drank 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for about twenty-five minutes, painting her pink fairy floss with some kinda lime green spots today.
-@ 5:55pm, we wheeled me to the bathroom for two tinkles, over to wash and dry era, then back to the computer.
-i signed carol off @ 6:05, said my thanks and byes. she's back on monday, and is having milk chicken curry with rice for dinner tonight.
-well, dad's being noisy out in the garage and PIG mum's in pigland.
-toms: think some guy's over to do the solar panel? sth like that, anyway.
-torture session with vincent the bloody physio in the arvo. >< i'm just praying that PIG mum'll lemme use sparkless just for toms and toms night too, coz cathy's said she doesn't feel very comfy taking me out to garbo with my elephant leg. XD best of all, ice-cream night tonight! fingers crossed i can come back online after dinner, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^