Friday Post 220b

Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 2227 (oh, why couldn’t I have walked five fewer steps today?? Then my final plodding total would have been 2222! XD)  and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now eighty-four. Righteo, final, final events for Friday?

-        After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of plain (unbuttered) bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. Oh, today Era helped Ela stretch for forty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 250x, holding each for a count of five.\

-        At UQ, I used the loo once then headed into the gym.  Marnie is the student I’ll be seeing every Friday! Physio today: eight laps backwards walking, eight laps walking forwards toe-to-toe, thirty sit-to-stands and eight laps hallway walking.

-        After physio, I used the loo once more. Lol, while waiting for the lift, both PIG mum and I remembered that she had to get the car, but by the time we’d exited it, we’d both completely forgotten! When we walked out, we were hailed by Andrew’s taxi driver, “Where’s your car??” he calls. Only then did we remember! XD I head back inside and sit down, PIG mum heads to retrieve the 4WD. Once she brings it bacxk, we head out. I see the same driver sitting on the stone bench, and head over to thank him for reminding us. We introduce ourselves; his name’s Peter Wilson.

-        While PIG mum’s driving me to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage, I munch my half a chicken toastie. Once we arrive, PIG mum asks Aunty Ann for a mug of water for me, coz she forgot to bring ours this morning.

-        So one comfy massage for me; while PIG mum yaps so unceasingly @ Aunty Ann her voice practically lulls me to sleep! XD It isn’t until Aunty Ann tells me it’s time to flip over that I come outta the half-asleep state. XD

-        Back home, I tootle online briefly, until PIG mum orders I go pack for camp.

-        That done, I return online, and when Aunty Kitty arrives @ 3:50pm, I head into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I wash my hair today, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who rinses it out for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

-        I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. I got rekitted (I did Elf’s sock; Aunty Kitty kindly helped with the rest), having one more tinkle when Aunty Kitty’s doing Elf’s AFO straps and one last one when she’s repining Noisy back to my daks.

-        Lol, turns out PIG mum had prepared to gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy banana. I didn’t really mind, coz (1) I was seated and could concentrate and (2) Ela did well enough that I’d finished the banana before Aunty Kitty came back outside, meaning PIG mum didn’t get the chance to show off to Aunty Kitty how much power she has over me. Nyak, mother. XD

-        Aunty Kitty left about three minutes early today; I’d thought for once she’d leave @ the right time (the shift goes for one hour) but PIG mum suddenly stood up, meaning she did too! Doesn’t matter; PIG mum’s always going off @ me that I shouldn’t be that particular with time.

-        So one more loo trip for me, before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        *super-duper excited* I’m entering church camp tonight! Will hopefully learn lots and have lotsa fun~

-        meaning I shan’t be able to post again till Tuesday evening/Wednesday arvo, coz my cousin Katie and her hubby Bernhard are coming this weekend to visit! I’ll only get to share one meal with them, but still!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 220

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2064 steps (yay, just over 2000); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Is It You?’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s eighty-three but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and ELEVEN MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia/Kitty leaves from minding me for one hour!! Anyways, events for today?

~ Yay, 3^rd consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until the noist garbage woke me when it rumbled down the road to tip our bins. After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored again, me waking once more to use the pot :P around one hour later.

-        After dearest dad came and kissed me bye, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking once more for the pot :P around 8:50am.

-        There wasn’t any point trying to fall back asleep after that; instead, I just slowly, softly but most hatefully sang like 1/3 of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, closing my left eye for all the important numbers, because I knew I wouldn’t get the chance to this arvo.

After PIG mum hit me with the eye goo and helped me slightly with a bra, I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself mostly independently kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO before setting me on shoelace tying practice. That took like ten minutes; afterwards, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 220c

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 4321 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘How To Improve Your Relationships’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after PIG mum returns home and I let her nab half my arvo tea!!! So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Heylo again! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4641. anyways, events for today?

~Yay, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear and I immediately snored and went back to sleep; I was hoping to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came downstairs to get me!

-        Success; PIG mum even helped me with a tee, coz dearest dad hadn’t come to kiss me bye yet~

-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P once more then get myself mostly kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, then I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is almost (but never quite *sigh*) one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of plain bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also continue continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the toilet and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        When Kim arrived, I got into her car and she tootled me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip~ While she drove, she suggested how about she take me to the city next fortnight? I’m presuming she means Queen Street Mall and I’d love to, coz I don’t think I’ve been there since the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumor! Kim says I’d haveta take my manual wheelchair though, meaning I’d haveta ask PIG mum for permission.

-        Once we arrived, Kim took me once to the loo then I grabbed one of Feist’s novels and happily read for one hour~

-        After another loo trip, Kim and I first buy add water and shake pancakes from Woolies~

-        Then we caught the lift up two levels and bought more things from Coles.

-        All shopping done and me unwilling for anymore standing practice, Kim and I spend the last thirty minutes sitting @ the food court. Kim goes and puts the groceries into her car boot, while she leaves me to play Minion Rush on her phone! Lol, today @ Woolies, approaching the checkouts, she said to me, “Minion, here.” I look back @ her, mock-offended. “Kim, for one, I’m not yellow and for two, I can speak proper English! How dare you!!” XD

-        Pastor Chris arrives first; Pastor Grace and Naomi afterwards. Aww, little Naomi’s grumpy (Pastor Grace explains it’s coz she didn’t get her morning nap this morning); when Pastor Chris pulled up the head flap to see her face, she immediately pulled it back down! XD

-        Today, we all ate ho fan from Excellent Kitchen! Earlier, while Kim had gone to put the grocies we’d bought into her boot, I’d seen this guy eating some big breakfast (scrambled eggs, bacon, tomato, hash browns) and asked him where did he get that from; turns out Excellent Kitchen has a self serve option for all that! I asked PIG mum could I please try that next time but she’s already refused, saying it’s too oily for me. *sigh*

-        After lunch, Kim tootled me back home. I took my quickest shower ever coz ‘twas already 2pm! Good, Kim left, exactly @ 2pm~

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I then went and did my second stinky unspeakable for the day; PIG mum says if I get lunch from Excellent Kitchen again, I’m only allowed to get rice coz the ho fan’s too oily.

-        Then I let PIG mum nab @ least half my afternoon tea. We both drank that tea with natural citrus flavour; it’s pretty yucky. XD

-        PIG mum then ordered I continue online study. I complied, also using the loo once more before I tootled online for myself.

-        Fingers crossed dad will take mother and I out for dinner somewhere tonight!

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with Ray and Tabitha. I’ve really gotta remember her real name! XD

-        Will doubtless munch half a toasted sandwich while PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.

-        Back home, I’ve gotta pack for camp!

-        Think it’s Aunty Kitty coming to mind me for one hour @ 4pm?

-        Then @ night I’m entering church camp! I’m feeling much safer, now that Pastor Chris has assured me that there’s no lake to fall into there. XD

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Good evening, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 5766. Ha, I’m more than half a normal person today. XD Anyways, final, final events for Thursday?

-        Alas, the moment dad came home, after saying hi, his next order was that I use the bloody cross trainer for him! Meaning I’m singing myself to sleep tonight; screw counting! >< That stupid thing’s inaccurate counter meant I actually went 824 steps. *sigh*

-        Tonight, dad took PIG mum and I out to Warrigal Square’s The Sushi Train for dinner; lol, dad basically only alternates between The Sushi Train and Dong Fong/Sunnybank Oriental. XD Tonight I got several strands of udon and like FOUR pieces (not PLATES, mind you, PIECES XD) of sushi, but that was only coz I ate one piece of eel sushi that left some bone scratching the right side of my throat! O_O Dad got one plate of avocado sushi and gave me two tiny slices, with the order that I chew very slowly and swallow very gently. That, combined with the mug of green tea, flushed the bone down, phew.

-        Afterwards, dad tootled us home, I used the loo once more then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with Ray and Tabitha (although I really must try and remember her real name! XD) Wonder if PIG mum’ll lemme up early to pack and hop online briefly? Nah, prolly not. I was originally gonna ask could I walk on the treadmill for one full hour, because I honestly I could walk more than 400m/hr, but PIG mum says I’ve currently got a blister over Elf’s ankle and she says no. maybe when the blister’s healed, then. Wonder why I can’t feel it?

-        Will doubtless munch half a toasted sandwich while PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.

-        Think it’s Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour @ 4pm.

-        Then toms night, I’m off to camp! I was hoping Peter Pie would take me (he was willing) coz that’d mean we could grab dinner from Maccas on the way there, but dad’s already said no. *sigh*

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 220b

Heylo again! Em’s new plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 4641. anyways, events for today?

~Yay, second consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear and I immediately snored and went back to sleep; I was hoping to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came downstairs to get me!

-        Success; PIG mum even helped me with a tee, coz dearest dad hadn’t come to kiss me bye yet~

-        After giving myself fifteen more minutes, I use the pot :P once more then get myself mostly kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces, then I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).

Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is almost (but never quite *sigh*) one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of plain bread torn into it, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also continue continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the toilet and do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        When Kim arrived, I got into her car and she tootled me off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip~ While she drove, she suggested how about she take me to the city next fortnight? I’m presuming she means Queen Street Mall and I’d love to, coz I don’t think I’ve been there since the cruel and unfaithful God so wantonly destroyed my life with the disabling brain tumor! Kim says I’d haveta take my manual wheelchair though, meaning I’d haveta ask PIG mum for permission.

-        Once we arrived, Kim took me once to the loo then I grabbed one of Feist’s novels and happily read for one hour~

-        After another loo trip, Kim and I first buy add water and shake pancakes from Woolies~

-        Then we caught the lift up two levels and bought more things from Coles.

-        All shopping done and me unwilling for anymore standing practice, Kim and I spend the last thirty minutes sitting @ the food court. Kim goes and puts the groceries into her car boot, while she leaves me to play Minion Rush on her phone! Lol, today @ Woolies, approaching the checkouts, she said to me, “Minion, here.” I look back @ her, mock-offended. “Kim, for one, I’m not yellow and for two, I can speak proper English! How dare you!!” XD

-        Pastor Chris arrives first; Pastor Grace and Naomi afterwards. Aww, little Naomi’s grumpy (Pastor Grace explains it’s coz she didn’t get her morning nap this morning); when Pastor Chris pulled up the head flap to see her face, she immediately pulled it back down! XD

-        Today, we all ate ho fan from Excellent Kitchen! Earlier, while Kim had gone to put the grocies we’d bought into her boot, I’d seen this guy eating some big breakfast (scrambled eggs, bacon, tomato, hash browns) and asked him where did he get that from; turns out Excellent Kitchen has a self serve option for all that! I asked PIG mum could I please try that next time but she’s already refused, saying it’s too oily for me. *sigh*

-        After lunch, Kim tootled me back home. I took my quickest shower ever coz ‘twas already 2pm! Good, Kim left, exactly @ 2pm~

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I then went and did my second stinky unspeakable for the day; PIG mum says if I get lunch from Excellent Kitchen again, I’m only allowed to get rice coz the ho fan’s too oily.

-        Then I let PIG mum nab @ least half my afternoon tea. We both drank that tea with natural citrus flavour; it’s pretty yucky. XD

-        PIG mum then ordered I continue online study. I complied, also using the loo once more before I tootled online for myself.

-        Fingers crossed dad will take mother and I out for dinner somewhere tonight!

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio with Ray and Tabitha. I’ve really gotta remember her real name! XD

-        Will doubtless munch half a toasted sandwich while PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.

-        Back home, I’ve gotta pack for camp! Pity that horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme ask Kim to please pack for me while I showered this arvo. >< *sigh*

-        Think it’s Aunty Kitty coming to mind me for one hour @ 4pm?

-        Then @ night I’m entering church camp! I’m feeling much safer, now that Pastor Chris has assured me that there’s no lake to fall into there. XD

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 220

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 4321 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘How To Improve Your Relationships’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-NINE MINUTES online after PIG mum returns home and I let her nab half my arvo tea!!! So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Wednesday Post 220

Good afternoon! Firstly, my final, final plodding total for Tuesday’s 3389; secondly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2107 steps and thirdly, TWFT topic’s ‘Enjoy Each Day’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online after Aunty Deana leaves!! But just noting down that Toastmasters was awesome fun last night; as for today, I enjoyed my 190^th awesome sleep for the year (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 7:05am) then had a big sleep-in before going out to Calamvale Central and buying groceries with PIG mum. Aunty Deana came to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; when she left, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor demented Ela to take down the day's washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< Someone came to do the same from 4pm till 6pm and I happily got to read a novel for thirty minutes! PIG mum will prolly bitch that I was meant to spend that time studying, but hey. XD Unfortunately, before dinner, I also had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE :( me to stand more and use the Wii Fit for her; so this day's been a total failure, but I'm really hoping that toms I won't haveta do any extra standing for my parents! Best of all, it’s ice cream night tonight; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Toms Kim will take me out to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip! Looking forward to meeting the Lungs for lunch, too~ Hopefully dad will take mother and I out to somewhere for dinner also. Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone’s having a smashing week!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 169

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2183 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Be An Esther’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online when I get home from Toastmasters!! *sigh* Like that’s ever gonna happen … >< But just noting down that horrid PIG mum ruined my consecutive FORTNIGHT of awesome sleeps by chucking a random complete and utter cow @ me last night, then she must’ve rolled outta bed the wrong way this morning coz she called me a PARASITE! XD I beg to differ: (1) I think I’m slightly more capable than any parasite and (2) While I’m pretty sure parasites can’t speak, I @ least speak the English language passably. XD Went all the way up to Orthotic Solutions to get my boot fixed; fingers crossed it finally works and the whole sordid tale about me getting a new AFO will be finally over! Had Japanese rice with PIG mum @ Toowong Village for lunch then went to UQ for upper limb session. My two new students are Ray and Tabitha (not her real name XD); juju supervised us today coz Katrina’s still on holidays! Physio today: hula hoop work and bimanual tasks. Came home; someone’s here right now and will take me to Toastmasters tonight! It’s our club competition part two; hopefully there’ll be lotsa yummy supper again! Toms I presume I’m going grocery shopping with PIG mum before Aunty Deana comes to mind me between 12:30pm and 3:30. someone’s coming back and doing the same from 4pm till 6pm. Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night; like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 169b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday stands @ sth like 4267 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still really owed ONE HOUR and FIFTEEN MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh* But just noting down that not only did I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; she also gleefully forced me to do more standing for her and use Wii Fit. Argh, why can’t she understand how much I HATES standing?! >< Done more online study tonight; dunno if I’ll get any done toms coz before having UQ physio, I’m going back to Orthotic Solutions! My idiot ankle has finally stopped hurting, but now it’s like my whole foot gets sore … >< Attending Toastmasters toms night; looking forward to catching up with a high school friend! Hopefully mother will lemme get some dinner back from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate surely @ least two DECADES ago! Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms~

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 169

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding like 3271 steps (keeping in mind that Noisy loves me lots and gives me lotsa extra steps XD) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Five All-important Answers’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm!! But just noting down that I enjoyed my 15^TH straight awesome sleep last night (bid Daddy Bear sweet dreams, fell asleep and didn’t wake till 7:20am) then had MSG with Pastor Grace and Hairy before going to see uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left side acupuncture and massage. Ate the two wraps for ten bucks deal with PIG mum for lunch from Subway, then saw Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. Physio today: sat first go, then stood most session, constantly bending to the left to retrieve/touch a shape with Era then Ela. I’m rejoicing coz I won’t haveta see him next week; yay for public holidays! :D XD PIG mum chucked a random and complete cow @ me after I got home; she’s already decided I’m gonna fail my attempt @ returning to tertiary studies. >< Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm and then toms I’m back off to Orthotic Solutions to get thicker straps before I’ve got UQ physio with a new student! Someone’s coming to mind me @ 4pm then taking me to Toastmasters – part two of the competition! Fingers crossed I can buy back some dinner from Maccas; never mind that Happy Meals were what I ate @ least two DECADES ago! Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 169d

One final good evening! From 7:30pm, Em’s final, final plodding total now stands @ 729. anyways, final, final events for tonight?

-        For lunch, I went with Peter Pie and @ least fifteen others to Rochedale State High School (where sports was held later) for a picnic lunch of fish and chips! I was astounded when Huldah got me ONE WHOLE SLICE of crumbed fish and several chippies! Peter Pie also passed me some pasta salad. While we were waiting for everyone else to arrive (they’d gone to buy fish and chips for everyone), Peter Pie showed me these two little plastic balls connected by a string that glowed when turned on. They’re like the newest craze; you use them for tricks! He got me to tape him (with his smartphone) and @ first I was like, “Um, can you please come and take my sunnies off for me? I can’t see you.” XD

-        After lunch, (oh, thanks to Sarah who gave me a hand down to the eating area), someone else walked with me back up to the sports hall and I used the loo once before grabbing a seat.

-        Kalos passed me a basketball, and I tried to see how many times I could bounce it consecutively before dropping it. Last month, I only got like 200; today I lasted 506!

-        Yay, the table tennis table was found! I played with Esther; I also made friends with this girl who’s a dentist! Her name’s Jessica, she’s only like twenty-two and she’s a dental student!

-        Jason also came and we played a few rounds together

-        Jeff gave me a lift home after sports. I headed straight into the bathroom for my nice hot shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. Whilst showering, I also sang like 21% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

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-        After one last tinkle, I flipped the nice hot water off, then dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum only helped with Elf’s AFO.

-        After heading over to the loo for two tinkles, I walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When the parents called dinner, I used the loo once more then walked myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa normal lettuce and one yummy but thin and small slice of chicken.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of pumpkin soup before I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        First, I did the next study for our MSG meeting toms morning~

-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: MSG with Pastor Grace and Hairy.

-        Late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some acupuncture and massage.

-        PIG mum says we can buy the two wraps for ten bucks deal from Subway for lunch~

-        Early arvo appointment to see Vincent the physio for my weekly torture session. ><

-        Then Kim’s coming to mind me between 4pm till 6pm.

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^ 

Sunday Post 169c

Good evening again! Well, from 7pm, I can say I was hard @ work plodding 586 steps and secondly, the new spam count for the weekend’s twenty-eight. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        after breakfast, I didn’t head straight online, because either parent had left weekend Sunrise on, and I was watching Prince William, Catherine and their two kids touch down in Canada!

-        When that segment was over, I walked myself slowly and safely to the computer and plopped online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I tootled online for myself happily for awhile, twice needing to use the loo.

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival back home @ 10:30am, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her back in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

PIG mum tootles me back off to church. I spend the short journey till the Logan Rd. intersection silently telling the cruel and unfaithful God to get the eff outta my life if He wasn’t gonna completely heal me, then the rest of the trip also finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-         At the main hall, I use the loo once then grab my usual seat.

-        Yay, I get to stay seated for worship again today. I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*

-        Speaker today’s Pastor Chris; his sermon’s about the C&MA.

-        Afterwards, I use the loo once, then Pet – brb!

Sunday Post 169b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight! Alas, I’m now wearing Noisy again, because the idiot wrist band I was wearing today suddenly died! I’m particularly grumpy coz I walked lots today; we had monthly sports @ Rochedale High! >< 8sigh* But the new spam count for the weekend’s thirty. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh* That done, Daddy Bear and I immediately cuddled and snored, coz I wanted to use the pot :P once more before PIG mum came downstairs!

-        Success~ Indeed, PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs while I was using the pot! :P

-        When she came and hit me with the eye goo, she also helped me slightly not only with a bra but a tee, because dearest dad hadn’t been to kiss me goodbye yet~ He actually came and did so while I was counting down my fifteen more minutes.

-        While I got myself mostly independently kitted, I started singing my newest second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud about ten times. PIG mum came back to help with Elf’s AFO and my shoes, and then I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).

Afterwards, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Breakfast was one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of plain unbuttered toast that PIG mum forgot to gimmee! That’s okay; I saw the slice sitting forlornly by himself in the toaster and went and got him myself. XD

-        Hopefully bbl!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 169

Good morning! Tee hee, I don’t often get to post before midday! XD Well, firstly, I haven’t left the house today yet, so I obviously haven’t plodded very many steps yet (and may not, depending on whether the parents restrict me to a paltry lunch with them @ Maccas) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Five All-Important Answers’ and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s twenty-six but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY MINUTES online after I get home from church and lunch!! Anyways, events for today?

~ Woo hoo, today I’ve achieved my second straight FORTNIGHT of awesome sleeps!! :D Nature didn’t call until 6:20am, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:30am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored for another hour, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. i'm lucky this morning, though: not only does she help me slightly with a bra after hitting me with the eye goo; she also helps me slightly with a tee because dearest dad hasn't been to kiss me goodbye yet.

- After giving myself fifteen more minutes, i get myself mostly kitted. PIG mum comes back to help with Elf's AFO and my laces, only because she doesn't wanna be late attending the Canto service herself. Bet I'll be tying the laces 9with her constant nagging ><) myself later today!

- That done, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh* 

- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast is about one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of unbuttered bread (which I had to get myself coz PIG mum had already gone upstairs to get changed), one whole mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one whole mug of plain milk (usually PIG mum pours me one half-mouthful, but today she was in such a rush to get to church she forgot). Over breakfast, I watched Seven's Weekend Sunrise; Prince William and family have gone to Canada!

- When the news finished, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- At 9:45am, I took myself once again slowly and safely to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Waiting now for PIG mum to come back and take me to ESS @ 11am before she rocks off to her very informal fellowship with the other church ladies who can't be bothered attending Bible study like my dearest dad does. Like I've explained before, they don't do anything Biblical; they just share a cuppa and gossip. XD

- Fingers crossed PIG mum will lemme out for lunch with other church peoples afterwards! However, if she gleefully restricts me to LESS than one (that really pisses me off, considering I'm turning THIRTY next year!!) Happy Meal @ Maccas with dad, she had better take me grocery shopping afterwards, else there's no way I'll pass 1000 steps today!

- Toms: Think I've got MSG with Pastor Grace and Hairy; will need to complete the next study later today.

- Seeing Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some massage and acupuncture afterwards.

- Will doubtless come home for lunch with dearest dad; hey, hopefully PIG mum'll lemme buy that two wraps for ten bucks deal from Subway for lunch!

- Early afternoon torture session with Vincent the physio. ><

- Then Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. That's right, must remember to ask PIG mum please to grab me another book to read; I've finished the Robin Hobb one!

- Anyways, hopefuilly bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 169

Good afternoon! Firstly, I haven’t plodded very many steps today (haven’t left the house, see) and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Staying Power (4)’ bit thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY MINUTES online tonight after Kim leaves @ 6pm!! 8sigh* But PIG mum’s demanding I continue online study now, so just noting down that Besta came and minded me from 10am till 1pm, then Kim will do the same from 4pm till 6pm. Just church toms, nothing special. Fingers crossed that PIG mum’ll lemme out for lunch with other church peoples, although hopes aren’t high. Anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Friday Post 219c

Good evening again, and probably one final greeting for Friday! I really dunno how to operate this new wristband so just probable final, final events for tonight?

-        After using the loo once, I lay down and received a comfy massage from Aunty Ann. As usual, I only got to ask Aunty Ann how her week was before PIG mum wolfed down her half of the toastie, raced inside and bagged the entire conversation. XD I was cool with that; I was too busy enjoying the massage!

-        Massage over, I used the loo once more then sat down and drank one mug of water. Aunty Ann brought over some frankincense to lemme smell; I don’t dislike it (like lavender) but neither do I like it (mint) either. Apparently, it’s really expensive?

-        PIG mum tootles me home afterwards. I’m ready to start my most important two hours online but instead haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly my poor demented left hand take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        But finally I started my most important two hours online, and when Aunty Lucia announced her arrival @ 4:02pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice hot shower for me today – I washed and rinsed my own hair. The reason I like the Cathay carers and the agency carer’s that they hold the water over my back while I wash and keep me warm!

-        I have one tinkle before I flip the nice hot water off, get dried, creamed and rekitted before going back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.

-        Huge thanks to Aunty Carly who gave some orange sponge cake to PIG mum; I had one wee thin slice and ‘twas delicious!  With the cake, I also had one mug of green/peppermint tea.

-        Wait: I’ve muddled things up, apologies. I actually let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and take down the day’s washing after Aunty Lucia leaves; when I first get home from the comfy massage, PIG mum demands that I continue online study for her.

-        After I return online, just before 6pm, I take myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Alas that PIG mum comes downstairs from pigland, gleefully and immediately forces me offline.

-        More blasted standing practice awaits me; this time, it’s the Wii. Argh, I can only hope for ONE BLOODY DAY where the parents won’t haveta force me on any stupid standing activities for them! ><

-        After letting her gleefully force poor Ela use Wii Sports Resort for her (I’ll confess, I threw the last game XD) I used the loo once then came over for dinner, only it wasn’t ready yet!

-        So I returned online instead. The parents are having dinner without me; I’ll join them @ 8:19pm coz that’ll be exactly two hours.

-        Toms: expect a super-pissy plodding total for me, coz I’m not going out. Besta’s coming to mind me from 10am till 1pm then Kim from 4pm till 6pm. Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. P.S. PIG mum just came over and checked for me: my final, final plodding total for tonight’s 2740.

Friday Post 219b

Heylo again, good evening and potentially one final greeting for tonight!  Lol, I can’t work out this new wristband PIG mum’s got for me, so just lemme note down that the new spam count for the weekend’s ninety-four and get started on today’s events!

~ Woo hoo, 12^TH awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call till 6:30am this morning, and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:40am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored for another happy hour, before dearest dad came to kiss me bye before leaving for work. I used the pot :P once more and while waiting for dad to leave for work, sang about half of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, because I knew I wouldn’t be able to this arvo whilst showering.

-        More happy snorings for Daddy Bear and I; I used the pot :P once more around 9am. Not long after that, PIG mum started a-THUMPING around upstairs; she was soon down in my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me slightly with a bra, before leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I did so after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

-        PIG mum came back to set me on shoelace tying practice after helping with Elf’s AFO. I didn’t really mind coz I was seated and could concentrate; I just needed to pretend that I couldn’t hear the cruel and unfaithful God jeering @ me for what a useless person I am; besides, I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta being able to boss me around. *sigh*

That all done, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, also leaning fully against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

Breakfast was around one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of unbuttered bread, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one yummy half mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also finish my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside to the 4WD and she tootles me off to UQ for physio. Of course, she gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to Leo Koo all day, too. Era also helps Ela stretch for forty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm like 300 times, holding each for a count of five,

-        Physio today: sixteen laps walking along parallel bars forwards heel toe, four laps walking backwards, eight laps walking along corridor and fifty sit-to-stands with weight-shifting.

-        Physio finished, I use the loo once more then PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage, while I munch half a yummy chicken and mayo toastie. It tasted particularly good today; I’m presuming it was because I really tired myself out @ physio this morning?

-        At Aunty Ann’s – argh, I’m still owed FIFTY-NINE MINUTES online!!! >< *sigh*

-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

Friday Post 219

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2047 steps (phew, just past two grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘Staying Power (3)’ and thirdly, the spam count for the week’s ninety-three but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online after Aunty Lucia leaves from minding me for one hour! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Thursday Post 219e

One final good evening! Em’s final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 3578. righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        Lol, tonight dad took PIG mum and I out for dinner @ the same place where I had lunch! Aunty Carly lemme have the ‘bigger’ half for lunch, while for dinner I got less than half a bowl of rice and around 1.5 bowls of congee. Which was more? XD

-        Back home, I used the loo once, then walked myself slowly and safely back online, always and again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: late morning UQ physio. It’s the fifth and final week for this rotation; must remember to bring chocolate and thank Megan. My failure thisa time around’s that though she’s taught me physio for five weeks, I still can’t remember her name! >< XD

-        Will doubtless munch half a toastie for lunch while PIG mum tootles me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage. Fingers crossed I can ask her how was her week before PIG mum scoffs down her half of the toastie, comes inside and takes over the entire conversation. XD

-        I can never remember whether it’s Aunty Kitty or Aunty Lucia coming to mind me for one hour around 4pm.

-        Then toms night, I’m planning to watch the Cowboys and Storm game! Usually, I’d cheer for the Cowboys coz they’re from Queensland, but I’m still so p[ised @ them for ending the Broncos’ premiership hopes! Lol, I seriously don’t care who wins toms night!

-        Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!

-        Cheers,

-        Em. ^^

-        P.S. Sorry this post comes one day late; PIG mum’s hanging around. XD

P.P.S. Teehee, I managed FIVE posts for yesterday. XD