Tuesday, August 31, 2010

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tuesday post17d

a final good evening! PIG mum's just about to gleefully force me off to bed. my final plodding total, after one more loo trip. now stands @ 1988. righteo, goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^

TUESDAY POST17c

good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 4798. anyways, final events for today?
-karen led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, creamed and rekitted, tinkling several times. then karen led me out to the gobbling :P table for afternoon tea.
-*sigh* dad decided that i could only have fruit for arvo tea. :( meaning karen cut me up one slightly sour kiwi and one very sweet orange. i also drank one cup of coloured water. see, normally karen's awesome ands lets me put two teaspoonfuls of sugar into my tea, but today PIG mum was some great big stinking meaniepoo who'd put 0.25 a teaspoonful of honey into some cup and told karen to make my tea into that. karen peeped inside, agreed that that was truly some miniscule amount of honey and tried to find some more for me, but ultra-sneaky PIG mum must've hidden it. >< but 'twas my cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-then karen and i just chatted away. she's skipping dinner tonight, coz she had a huge lunch. and poor matthew! karen's pet-sitting someone's dog while they're on holidays, and that dog chased evil matthew up some tree and wouldn't let him down! :p lol, that cat's getting his just desserts, i reckon! :P
-karen took me once more to the loo before she left. actually, PIG mum shooed her away so she could gleefully force me to un-dak myself, make me walk around to flush the loo and make me walk over to wash and dry both hands. *sigh*
-then PIG mum gleefully forced me to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill. lol, actually i did twenty, made a trip to the loo, then came back and did ten more.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetable (which actually wasn't too bitter coz it'd been boiled) and a lil bit of yummy chicken. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i quickly sculled 'incorrectly' when PIG mum turned around to microwave her own dinner.
-but evil PIG mum STILL wouldn't lemme online! >< nope, she gleefully forced me to play piano for like twenty mins first, ten per hand. ela thunked out random notes - she's improved! before, only her pointer could thunk out notes, now her middle and her thumb can, too! :D
-nature calls, sorry. ><
-back from a loo trip; yes, unsurprisingly, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. then she wouldn't even walk behind me when i was returning to the computer table! never mind, i just tell myself that 1. my balance has improved, 2. even if i do fall, it should only be a bum fall, and 3. in the event that i really do fall, it's just another thing for PIG mum's pleasure anyways. i don't really understand if she's actually perverted or sth to find pleasure in that, but hey. i struggle, endure, and survive. :)
-toms: well, aunty wendy's over early to look after me coz PIG mum's out for some blood test. then, argh. >< evil PIG mum's booked me in for some hydrotherapy session with aunty yvonne: i HATE getting wet, remember?! i've grown confident enough in myself to know i won't drown ... but if you never see me again, you can presume i melted in the pool. :p but then we're having lunch with aunty vicky and aunty someone - po yee, thanks, PIG mum - @ green tea garden, yumyum. :) dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but don't forget it's ice-cream night toms night! :D righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! my final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 4878.

Monday, August 30, 2010

TUESDAY POST17b

-i swung myself around to use the pot :P once last night.
-this morning, dad woke me up so he could take that bloody splint off. ela's poor thumb immediately tucked back inside for some sleep, bear bear cuddled her, then i snored all the way until PIG mum came to poke me awake with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she barged :p back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more. then PIG mum got me kitted, before making me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-anyways, i just remembered that i need to send kat jie jie a facebook message! but karen's just arrived (twelve minutes early!) so hopefully i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

TUESDAY POST17

good afternoon! firstly, em's still owed ONE HOUR and THREE MINUTES online tonight after karen leaves; secondly, i've been hard @ work plodding 1227 steps today, and thirdly, TWFT topic's "what's your attitude towards your child?" anyways, i feel like checking my e-mail first, but i'll be back @ 3:45 to start posting about my day!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 17b

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 5547. righteo, the rest of monday's events?
-turns out i couldn't get out of a shower. PIG mum came downstairs, made me walk to the bathroom, and i had a shower of varying temperatures; like, i turn the heat up, only for PIG mum to decide that was too hot and turn the water colder, only for me to nudge it back hotter again. repeat repeat repeat. :P but i washed my hair today, and horrid PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts forty times.
-i dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished with my shoes and socks, then made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa wombok and a tiny bit of yummy chicken. of course, heartless PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy cup of aloe vera drink, which i took the opportunity to hold 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was getting her own dinner.
-then i corrected some sudoku errors that PIG mum had found, before being forced to work on that bloody treadmill. :(
-well, PIG mum's 'claiming' to plod her own thirty minutes now; she'll force me off to bed right afterwards, i'm sure.
-hopefully, i'll survive the bloody torture session toms, and afterwards, PIG mum'll take me to naz for a kebab! karen's coming in the arvo. :) anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, August 29, 2010

monday post 17

good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'making giving a lifestyle' and em's been hard @ work plodding 2783 steps today. righteo, i came online @ 3:15pm this arvo, meaning i'm still owed ONE HOUR anf FIFTEEN MINUTES of internet time tonight ... but alice just rang; she said she can't find anyone to come shower me! >< eep! anyways, today's events?
-dulp. i missed dearest dad kissing me goodbye this morning; i was too busy snoring my head off with bear bear. K1 was happy; that meant he got to keep snoring until PIG mum prodded me awake like two hours later. :p
-i used the pot :P once, PIG mum got me kitted and made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then breakfast was three yummy weetbix with a squirt of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car, and tootled me off to physio @ UQ. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's ten years of music hits all day.
-i used the bathroom once on arrival (of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself) then sat waiting as PIG mum flounced off to pay.
-argh, crap! >< it's 3:49pm already; and HEARTLESS PIG (i won't apologise for calling her that, not this time) mum won't gimme the phone to chase CODA and see who's coming to look after me this arvo. i ask her, "why can't you please hand me the phone?" and she counters with, "why don't you get off your lazy butt and grab the phone yourself?" my reply to that would be, "i would, only that god decided to smite me down with a brain tumour and left me all disabled."
-some new male student (joe?) lent me a walkbelt and led me into the gym.
-i met another new student, saba, from iran! she says that 'thank-you' in iranian's the same in french:"merci."
-first i flopped on the bed and they moved all my left limbs around, then i did ten sit-to-stands with mr. mcphee (but he's not related to nanny mcphee :P)
-lastly, mr. mcphee and saba led me to the parallel bars, where i did lotsa weightshifting work and some stepping with erf.
-PIG mum made me walk down to the car and tootled us off to pizza capers for lunch. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk inside.
-crap, it's past 4pm. guess no-one's coming. ><
-i chose this pizza called the 'ultimate potato'! 'twas yummy, indeed! i ate three slices; i presume PIG mum did too (either that, or she gobbled five) and drank an orange juice; PIG mum drank some blackberry and vanilla tea/juice. lol, funny thing: the first time we ate @ pizza capers, she whinged, whined and complained that the pizza was too salty; today, the second time, she whinged, whined and complained that 'twas too oily! what'd she say next time, i wonder? :P
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, before dr. lin told me to go inside first and wait for her. i lay down on the bed; PIG mum de-shoed and de-socked me. next time, i must remember not to let her do that until dr. lin enters to pincushion me; today, once she'd removed my footwear, she gleefully forced poor elf on minutes of ankle exercises. ><
-it's 4:10. CODA's failed again. ><
-dr. lin came and turned me into a pincushion o_O :P lol, but i fell asleep for the first time! i was awake the first and second times when she came to flick the needles; i fell asleep when she came around for the third and final time and didn't awaken until she'd removed all the needles! :P but she made me BLEED! >< relax, though, just one drop; 'twasn't like some gush or anything. :P
-PIG mum rekitted my feet, made me walk back outside to the waiting room, where i browsed two pages of a new weekly magazine as PIG mum made an appointment for my next pincushion session. >< :P
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the 4WD and tootled us home.
-PIG mum made me walk inside and i tootled online. dad came home to say hello. :)
-well, seeing as no-one's gonna come look after me, i guess i'll skip arvo tea. wonder if i can get out of a shower too?
-toms: argh. >< because i've got plans on wednesday, heartless PIG mum has already booked me in for a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. >< hopefully, i'll survive ... there's no toastmasters toms night, but karen's coming to shower me. we'll have fun together. :)
-anyways, hopefully i can come back online later tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post17b

good evening! em's final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2261, and the final spam count for the weekend's twenty-two. quickly (coz PIG mum's about to force me off to bed), the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk to the little kiddies room, and some aunty (peggy, maybe?) kindly got me a chair after i was ignored repeatedly by PIG mum (i asked her, like, four times).
-aunty michelle asked if i could please let her do craft before the storytelling first, coz she and uncle wah hung had a lunch date with someone. sure, fine with me.
-we made cards! with these stencil things, very fancy~ thanks to aunty peggy and celian who helped me with mine - celian's in grade four, wow, even little jayden's in year three! lols, i'm feeling old ... ><" :P
-then i told them my story. and yes, the lil ones are so adorable! coz when i finished the story and said "let's pray" @ the end, they all obediently bowed their heads and clasped their hands! :)
-afterwards, aunty peggy suggested that the kiddies do a skit of my story - so they did. funniest thing was jayden putting up his hand and stating, "i'm playing god." :p
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards, before i took a seat somewhere and PIG mum kindly went to get me some food, and i ate: one slice of pizza, one tiny slice of yummy quiche (i think the teens cooked that?)some black fungi, lotsa wombok (cooked by aunty anne), a wee bit of yummy boiled egg and one small slice of chicken. desert was some kinda jelly with red beans inside.
-PIG mum made me walk back up to the 4WD and dearest dad tootled us home.
-i went to the loo once, then popped online and waited for my visitors!
-who came promptly @ 2:30! dr. anna tai and nicole - and they brought me two packets of pocky! :D strawberry and chocolate, yummy~
-PIG mum made me walk over to the gobbling table, and we ate pocky and played rummikub! nicole won~ then we just chatted away; dr. tai was telling us how she's working with lotsa ppl who have cystic fibrosis ... i think they all die young. :(
-dr. tai and nicole walked me to the toilet once and i popped back online when they left ... but the stupid internet had cut itself! so i just caught up with some reading i had caught up from fanfiction.net
-when PIG mum came downstairs, she took me once more to the loo. only i couldn't get back online, coz dad got pissed with me after i stood awkwardly up to turn the computer back on. PIG mum says it's otherwise, but hey. anyways, i flopped on the couch and sang parts of both my favourite and second-favourite songs until dad made me walk over to the couch, and tried to force me to walk on that bloody treadmill. i was only saved by the doorbell and lee and dr. lee's arrival, coz dad wouldn't listen to my explanations of how i let PIG mum gleefully force me to plod on the treadmill everyday bar sunday, the same as how god created everything in six days and took sunday off. PIG mum claims that's not true, but i've no time to correct that, coz PIG mum's whinging and whining about back pain so i'd better quickly finish.
-hotpot tonight! :d i ate roughly two pork balls, some 'yu darn' (say that in canto), lotsa bok choysome beef and chicken and my favourite hard-boiled egg @ the end. oh, and two mushrooms
gotta go! goodnite~ hope everyone has a smashing week! UQ and pincushion practice for me toms; goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, August 28, 2010

sunday post17

good afternoon! firstly, i've been hard @ work plodding 1552 steps, and secondly, tonight, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY MINUTES online! and thirdly, TWFT topic's 'you have the power, so use it!'oh, and forthly, the spam count for the weekend's twenty.
-righteo, my visitors will arrive in roughly five minutes; let's see how far i can get into today!
-breakfast this morning was one slice of toast with a wee dab of margarine and apricot jam. ialso drank one mug of cold milo 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and dad tootled us off to church.
-PIG mum made me walk all down and service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for ALL of worship - FIVE songs! i just stayed silent.
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, but he didn't give us a sermon title.
-PIG mum took me to the bathroom once afterwards then i grabbed some morning tea before warming up in the sun.
-well, my visitors are here now - and they've brought pocky!!! :D righteo, see you all tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post17b

good evening! em's final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 4975. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-karen led me into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. i had one tinkle before karen flipped the water off, dried myself, got creamed and had another tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was tying elf's laces. then karen led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-lol, dad said i could only have fruit for arvo tea, like banana. but where were the bananas? so karen just made me a toasted cheese sandwhich - thank-you, two slices, you're awesome, karen - with mayo cut into four squares, and i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-karen gave ela a massage right after i finished eating, red with dark blue spots today.
-karen took me once to the loo, and also passed me one mug of water - the last i could hold 'incorrectly' today - to drink. actually, i also chewed all of era's fingernails short. was trying till last till the end of the month, but didn't make it. but i should be right to wait till mid-september before chewing them again.
-sadly, horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme online yet, so i sat and watched seven's news, read out by sharyn ghidella and weather by talitha cummins. sorry, i forgot who did the sport.
-argh. heartless PIG mum came and gleefully forced poor em not to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill, but FIFTY!!! >< elf's stupid ankle protested, but i just asked her to please shut up. and she did! it's not hurting, now. :)
-but the torture still wasn't over. >< after that, dad gleefully forced me to do 15+ mins on that ab trainer thing, before PIG mum took me once to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything.
-all that served to ruin my appetite for dinner. but horrid PIG mum still wouldn't allow me online, so i tried to fix my sudoku without erasing the whole thing and starting over. and i managed! :D meaning i can start chasing uncle colbert for my next 'little prize'. i think he said aunty winnie would make me a pandan cake? yumyum!
-PIG mum kindly printed out my story for me, made me walk over to the computer table and forced me to read the story slowly out aloud to her once. but it's a neat little story. :)
-toms: church. again, i hope that we won't haveta stand for any worship songs, not that i'll be singing anything out aloud, anyway. that's my sixth week of silence. forty-six weeks left.
-but then i'm reading a story out aloud for the lil kiddies!
-then church luncheon~ hopefully, we can attend this time.
-dunno if anyone's visiting me toms, but i hope so!
-but even if not, there's still cause for celebration! toms, august 29th, is PIG mum's and dearest dad's TWENTY-SIXTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!! too bad dad was a grumpy bugger earlier and said we wouldn't eat out to celebrate; hope he changes his mind. :) anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. huh. and PIG mum only plodded thirty minutes. *sigh* my life sucks. that's okay, i'm used to it. :(

Friday, August 27, 2010

saturday post16b

righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
- after dinner, dad drove me off to uni fellowship.
-topic was a continuation of last week's topic - BGR stuff. i learnt that if i was rejecting a boy, to do it like one quick stab to the heart and not like sashimi, lotsa fine little slices. :P
-we also drank one cup of green tea each; i sucked the teabag once, of course. :P and we also had two little cakes each! one a yummy green tea one, the other a pineapple one.
-afterwards, belinda helped me once to the toilet.
-back outside, i had a chat with monica; she also kindly got me one cracker with a lil ham and chese for supper.
-dad came, drove me home. one happy difference from the usual nightly routine was that i simply balanced the toothbrush across the basin and squirted toothpaste out that way.
-today:
-i woke up and used the pot :P around 7:20am; seeing the sun shining brightly through my window cracks, i freed poor ela from her prison, tucked her thumb gently inside for some sleep @ last, then cuddled tonie and snored my head off. :P poor tonie was kinda grumpy, you see: after i released poor ela from her prison, she wanted bear bear, but the silly thing must've wriggled himself off the bed during the night, coz i couldn't find him! :P tonie kindly offered to cuddle ela himself, but ela sulked, "i don't want you. i want bear bear." meaning tonie had a big sulk, too. :P
-so i snored all the way until tess came @ 10:05, five minutes late today. tess gave me ten more mins (we'll both pretend we didn't hear dad say five. :P) then got me up and kitted before leading me to the bathroom to brush my teeth. then she led me to the toilet for three tinkles, before leading me over to wash and dry era, before leading me to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dad who fried some ham and eggs for breakkie, and tess who put that into a muffin for me. i also drank one cup of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-i continued doing my sudoku. tess gave ela a massage - yellow with dark blue spots today.
-i also edited tessa's assignment for her, then played one game of purble place before returning to the sudoku.
-tess made me one cup of coloured water - dad had hidden both the sugar and the honey! >, hopefully karen can find either.
-tess also made me one warm milo, before taking me to the toilet where i did a stinky unspeakable.
-i told tess that if she was gonna leave @ 1pm instead of 1:05 (remember coz she came five minutes late today) she'd haveta get dad to sign her off. so she did. :P actually, did you know, both her and her two daughter's birthdays are all in december!
-after she left, i continued working on my sudoku until dad served lunch. rice this arvo, with lotsa yummy cauliflower, one slice ofbeef, one slice of chicken, one small chunk of tomato and one tiny chunk of egg. thankfully, he didn't gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, like horrid PIG mum surely would've done; he just requested that i place her up on the table.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once afterwards. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything. then i tootled online.
-wow, karen's here seven minutes early! too bad, dunno why dad said i could only have fruit for arvo tea ... :( i didn't have huge breakfasts and lunches! >< anyways, will try to come back online with the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post17

good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'love stands firm', and em's been hard @ work plodding 1532 steps today. anyways, i'm going to look for a story to read to the little kiddies toms; bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 14c

for the final time tonight, good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 3934, and the final spam count for the week's ... lol, it's still 105. anyways, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom, and julie gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. sadly, poor era didn't get washed today, though. :( nevermind, i'll ask karen to please give her a good scrub toms. :)
-i had one tinkle before julie flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. julie rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when julie was tying elf's laces.
-oh! speaking of elf - i must finally remember to blog about her achievement! see, PIG mum usually slips a sock on elf when i sleep @ night. but i'm a messy sleeper, meaning that every morning, elf's barefoot and freezing once more. but two night's ago, elf managed to keepwearing the sock all night long! i forgot to blog about that the day before, and poor elf was grumpy. but when i STILL forgot to post about it yesterday, elf was PISSED. :P "you forget again, and i won't love you the most anymore." who'll she love the most, then? "bear bear." aww. :P but i remembered, so all's good. :)
-julie Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table for arvo tea. one yummy banana sandwhich with lotsa maple syrup, and one cup of yummy aloe vera drink, my official cup of today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-julie started giving ela her massage after i'd finished arvo tea. yellow with brown spots again tonight - the broncos are playing the auckland warriors!
-julie took me once more to the loo before she left - she's back next friday. and ZERO thanks to evil pig MUM, WHO TOLD JULIE SHE WASN'T ALLOWED TO PUT MY CHAIR WITH A BACKREST FOR ME @ THE PIANO STOOL! >< THAT'D BE ONE PRIME EXAMPLE - eep, sorry, shrieking! - where i'd call her a 'heartless bitch'.
-anyways, PIG mum's gone upstairs for her shower now - then dinner before dad drives me off to uni fellowship. i'm looking forward to catching up with all my peers again. :)
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. hopefully she can bring me a lil treat or her laptop to play with again! i mean, the even bigger hope will be that PIG mum will allow tess to take me out for brunch @ the coffee club, but, like i said, it doesn't hurt to dream, only it's foolish to dream that fancifully. i'll see if i can work on some sudoku - if i work super hard, i might be able to finish eighty by toms! as always, i pray vincent the bloody physio won't appear toms, but i've understood by now that god doesn't either bother listening to my prayers, so i'll just hope for one session with him that contains zero falls ... :S but karen's coming in the arvo - i know i'll have a nice time with her.
-righteo, just uni fellowship tonight. more BGR stuff. of course, i'm not singing any worship songs out aloud - my 3rd week of silence, i think.
-well, i know i won't be allowed to come back online after uni fellowship tonight, so i hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, August 26, 2010

friday post 14b

good afternoon! well, julie should arrive any second now (she's already eight minutes late), so lemme just say that my final plodding total for friday's 3613, and the final spam count for the weekend's 105. anyways, julie's just arrived, so just mega-quickly:
-pincushion practice! >< but dr. lin fed me two small bars of lindt chocolate, so all's good. :D
-PIG mum and i got majorly stuck in traffic coming back home. we arrived eight minutes late, julie arrived two minutes after us, ten minutes late.
-anyways, uni fellowship tonight, yay! :) hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 14

good afternoon! righteo, PIG mum's only letting me stay on for fifteen minutes before she's forcing me to have one session of acupuncture, meaning that when i get back, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES of online time for myself! i've written that down in my spreadsheet, meaning yes, i'll continue to SWEAR that i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!
-anyways, today em's been hard @ work plodding 1543 steps, and the spam count for the week thus far's 103. just quickly, today's events?
-breakfast was one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-today, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's greatest hits disc all day.
-your :p turn for physio. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on lotsa different exercises, and i got sixteen minutes on the motomed today.
-PIG mum went to refuel the car, then drove us to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch.
-PIG mum gleefully forced (*third time) me to walk inside.
-PIG mum ordered some spicy vermicelli dish, i ordered this chicken and tomato one. PIG mum only lemme eat half, though; she put the other half into a takeaway container; maybe that's arvo tea?
-PIG mum tootled us home, i used the loo once (of course she gleefully forced me to do everything) and i popped online.
-well, pincushion practice for me soon; hopefully i can come back early enough to squeeze some time online!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. TEFT topic's 'always give your best'.

thursday post 16c

*sigh* the new naruto manga episode will be available in one hour ... *sigh* exactly when PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed ... >< oh well, will try for the manga now, then the news.
cheers,
em. Z^^

thursday post 16b

good evening! em's final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 4252. PIG mum say's she's forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pmm ... i've got one hour left exactly ... hmm, hopefully enough to squeeze in my naruto fix! :D anyways, the rest of today's events?
-PIG mum made me walk into the bathroom, and kay gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. hmm ... the only thing i don't like about kay is that she forces me to wash my calves ... but oh well.
-i had one tinkle just before kay flipped off the nice hot water, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. kay rekitted me, then i had one fina; tinkle when she was doing erf's laces.
-kay stood me up then put a jumper on me. dunno why she refused to wait until i was seated @ the gobbling :P table before doing that; it would've been much easier for me to sit down first instead of standing up there and waiting for kay to help me put my jumper on, but oh well.
-kay Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was one yummy banana and maple syrup toastie, cut into four squares. i drank one cup of tea, white and sweetened approximately with one spoonful of honey (dunno how kay knows how to approximate one spoonful, but hey, the cup tasted pretty good) 'incorrectly'
-i continued doing mu sudoku - i'm aiming to have finished eighty by sunday; then i can claim aunty winnie's yummy pandan(sp?) cake!
-@5:40, i asked kay to please give ela her massage, and got painted ... lol, i forgot! >< some colour today.
-kay took me once to the bathroom before leaving. i asked her to please head upstairs PIG mum if i could plop back online, but the mean mother said no. :(
-actually, kay left slightly after 6pm tonight, coz she was trying to open the television for me! :P
-i worked on one sudoku until PIG mum came downstairs. first thing she did was gleefully force poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill. :(
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards. zero guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything, of course.
-i sat down and continued doing one sudoku while PIG mum 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes on the treadmill while dad ate dinner.
-but dad received a phone call from uncle calvin. poor aunty catherine's dad has passed away. RIP, sir.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and several chunks of beef. of course, awful PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with one cup of yummy fruit and vegie juice.
-PIG mum made me walk over to the computer table, and i tootled back online. she's forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm ... i've got just over half an hour - time to squeeze in my naruto fix! :D
-toms: physio @ your:P turn. then, i'm not sure whether to ask PIG mum to take me to see naz for a kebab, or to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch ... i'll let her decide. then, it's pincushion practice! o_O :P dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but i'm looking forward to uni fellowship toms night! although i won't be singing anything out aloud; thatt'll be my third week. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

thursday post 15b

good afternoon! righteo, i finally had the net to myself (meaning PIG mum finally left poor elf alone) @ 2:59pm, meaning that after the carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and ONE MINUTE online! meaning i'll just go note that down in my spreadsheet right now, then i SWEAR, i'll try to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!
-righteo, today em's been hard @ work plodding 1438 steps.
-this morning, sneaky dad removed the splint. poor ela tucked her thumb gently back inside for some sleep @ last, then whimpered, "where's bear bear?! i wanna cuddle him!" bear bear immediately rushed over, and soon, we were both happily snoring our heads off together. :)
-PIG mum came inside later, poked me awake with "ten more minutes." i begged please for fifteen, again, she only compromised with ten. but i must've fallen back asleep, coz when PIG mum poked me again, i could've SWORN that i still had ten minutes! *sigh* PIG mum IMMEDIATELY DISSED me sth major, too. ><
-but i got up, used the pot :p once, and PIG mum got me kitted, before making me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one small sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly', then tucked into breakfast: one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i was very careful to hold the mug of water 'correctly', of course.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's greatest ten years hits all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to UQ when we arrived. i used the loo once, went to wash and dry both hands (PIG mum only bothered to wash ela for twenty-five seconds, so i washed era for the same time herself afterwards. no more, no less. it's only fair.) then PIG mum made me walk over to the waiting room, where i bid a happy hello to sam and angana. PIG mum flounced off to pay, again refusing to hand me any gossip mag, so much thanks to angana who kindly passed me a famous mag when i asked her.
-jared came for me, with a walkbelt but without a stick, and Forced me to walk inside.
-our last session started with fifteen sit-to-stands. then, jill wandered over and watched us for awhile. i think she said my hips are kinda rotated funny? not really sure what she means by that ...
-we ended with me taking my shoes off and jill/karen acting as my AFO when i stood and weight-shifted to the left.
-before we left, i gave the chocolate bars to jill/karen, paul and jared. jared Forced me to walk back down to the car and showed me his tongue trick! it's not just rolling it; there's like three dips in it! PIG mum took a photo with her mobile; sadly, mine's outta batteries, otherwise the quality would be better.
-PIG mum tootled us home, again snapping a refusal to take me out to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch coz i've got acupuncture toms and i'll be having lunch out then.
-i went to the loo once back home, of course, PIG gleefully forced me to do everything.
-lunch was one yummy tuna in tomato and onion toastie cut into two rectangles. i drank one cup of yummy aloe vera 'incorrectly', then i kept doing my sudoku. i'm trying to finish eighty by sunday!
-PIG mum paused me to gleefully force poor ela to wash all my dishes, then gleefully forced me to do an additional 15+ mins of hand exercises,
-i went to the loo once - again, no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything - then i tootled online.
-well, kay's here now, so i'll just sign off, get elf's AFO and sock back on, and hopefully come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 16

whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM.

wednesday post19d

good evening again! well, it's almost 8:45pm now, and nature called again, meaning my final plodding total for wednesday's now 3594. dunno what time PIG's mum getting back, but yeah, hope she's back safely soon. :) and aunty vicky just rang, looking for PIG mum.
3345 4533's her number.well, see everyone toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post19c

good evening! my new final plodding total for wednesday's now 3484. righteo, where was i?
-alice said that poor trace had the flu, couldn't make it today, and that julie was coming instead.
-after that, aunty wendy gave ela a massage for ages. she said that christine's working from 5pm till 10pm tonight! and that her boyfriend's driving her home.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo then i jumped online.
-julie arrived slightly early and led me to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. only thing i don't like about julie is that she gleefully forces poor ela to scrub era. ><
-i dried and creamed myself; julie got me rekitted before leading me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. i made myself one toasted cheese - too bad, julie only allowed one slice, so 'twas ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also drank one yummy cup of aloe vera drink that PIG mum had kindly bought me, 'incorrectly'.
-julie gave ela a brief massage. yellow and brown spots today - broncos colour! :D
-julie took me once to the loo before leaving. she's back on friday.
-i tootled online until dad called dinner.
-i went to the loo once first, meaning of course gleefully forced me to dak myself. two tinkles later, he made me walk over to wash and dry era, before making me walk to the dinner table.
-rice tonight, with lotsa boiled and therefore un-bitter bitter vegetable, and lotsa meat - chicken, pork, beef AND fish!*sigh* but awful PIG mum must've taught dad to gleefully force poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i also got to hold 'incorrectly' coz dad was away microwaving his own dinner.
-i was ready to pop back online, but dad ordered me to stay put for ten more minutes and work on one sudoku. no biggie.
-once ten minutes was up, i asked dad to please help me walk back to the computer table. i took my chair with me. you have zero idea how much i'm treasuring this precious time right now, albe to lean back on the backrest and enjoy this time just for myself. :)sadly, dad the party-pooper says he's gonna switch me back to the piano stool toms. *sigh*
-toms: UQ physio @ 11am. it's jared's and john/paul's last time toms! so i've asked PIG mum to please buy them a chocolate bar each. also fingers crossed that PIG mum will take me to the runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant for lunch! it's been awhile! finally, i'll try my hardest to remember that it's ice-cream night tonight! anyways, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post19b

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 2750. righteo, the day's events?
-*sigh* this morning, dad poked me awake so he could remove my hand splint. *sigh* nevermind, i just bid him farewell, tucked poor ela's thumb back inside for some blessed sleep, then cuddled darling bear bear and snored my head off with him. :P
-PIG mum poked me awake soon after with "ten more minutes." i begged for twenty, and again, we settled for fifteen. so i counted that down, then spent the remaining few seconds having an earnest chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance to endure through today.
-when PIG mum came back inside, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. then she got me kitted, before making me walk to the gobbling :P table.
-i took one wee sip from the required cup of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was one small bowl of weetbix bites. PIG mum was awesome and made me a cup of milo with milk; i held that cup 'correctly', for her.
-PIG mum made me walk to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to michael leung's commemorative album all day.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the physios for a torture session. ><
-she made me walk inside; i settled down with a famous gossip mag.
-then vincent the physio came and Forced me to walk around pinelansa plaza with him. >< but lol, 'twas hilarious! i took a break and leant against the wall part-way through; some elderly lady walked up and yakked to vincent the physio. after she left, i asked him, "what was that about?" to which he replied, "nothing; she was checking to make sure i wasn't abusing you or anything. ":P
-PIG mum drove us home; aunty wendy was already waiting for us! she took me once to the loo first, then i sat down @ the gobbling table and did one sudoku.
-lunch was the inari and the yummy chicken teriyaki roll PIG mum had kindly gotten me. lol, another funny thing: i'd asked PIG mum, and she'd said yes to, buying me some sushi for lunch. soi asked her as we were leaving pinelands plaza, "did you buy me the sushi?" her reply:"oh shoot, i forgot!" but she kindly u-turned and bought them for me. :)
-back home, aunty wendy took me once to the loo first, before i took my seat @ the gobbling table.
-lunch was my yummy sushi. much thanks to aunty wendy who mixed me one yummy cup of nesquik, that was my first to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water, my second to hold 'incorrectly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the table, i fielded a call from alice from CODA.
-dinnertime, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

wednesday post19

good afternoon! firstly, i came online @ 2:58pm, meaning after julie leaves tonight, i'm still owed FIFTY-TWO MINUTES online! but coz PIG mum's going to some talk somewhere, hopefully i can stay online for awhile longer, and take that off my excel spreadsheet of the hours and HOURS PIG mum owes me of this precious net time.
-anyways, today i've been hard @ work plodding 2482 steps today, and TWFT topic's 'start where you are'!
-righteo, shower time!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, August 23, 2010

TUESDAY POST16c

heylo again! oops, i almost forgot: lol, and i've forgotten again! >< but karen's here, three minutes early. :) and i'm just reading some news now.
cheers,
em. ^^

TUESDAY POST16b

heylo again! i've just come back from the loo (PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything, of course), and my new final plodding total for tuesday's now 1007. sweet, i passed one grand. :) righteo, where was i?
-PIG mum made me walk to the piano stool (sigh; that's why i slouch back against the chair whenever there's a backrest) and i tootles online.
-uncle colbert replied me! but he asked for the original file ... i don't really know what he means by that, so i forwarded the e-mail to PIG mum. hopefully, between all of us, we can work sth out. :)
-well, thirty minutes till karen arrives, and hopefully one hour till i head for a shower.
-and i'm looking forward to toastmasters tonight! haha, i think i wanna be chosen for table topics! the theme for tonight's star wars! then hopefully, karen and i can grab sth yummy for dinner afterwards. :)
-toms: argh, a bloody torture session with vincent the physio. >< i'm predicting several falls ... :S but aunty wendy's coming in the arvo to look after me; lucky PIG mum gets to party out with her friends. :) actually, if aunty anne comes to take PIG mum out, i must remember to thank her for shouting PIG mum; see, i remember complaining to PIG mum how it's not fair that she finds such pleasure in restricting me to only one lunch out per week, whereas PIG mum gets to rock out every wednesday with aunty anne. PIG mum just replied smugly, "coz aunty anne shouts me." so i haveta remember to thank her. :) righteo, hope everyone has a great day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

TUESDAY POST16

good afternoon! righteo, i came online @ 2:25pm, meaning that if PIG mum gleefully forces me offline @ 4pm when karen gets here, i'm still owed TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES online! but hopefully karen'll allow me to remain online till 4:25pm. :)
-anyways, today i've been hard @ work plodding 937 steps. doesn't look like lots, i know, but each and every step still took lotsa effort!!!
-actually, i'm now hoping that karen let's me stay online till 4:30; yup, horrid PIG mum just came and gleefully forced poor ela on more than five minutes of hand exercise. :(
-this morning, i got up around 7am and used the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her horrid prison and gently tucked her poor thumb back inside for some sleep. i was just about to chuck that bloody splint under the bed when dad came inside! lol. :P meaning he put the splint on the table, then got cranky coz i'd already tossed away the straps, meaning he refused to kiss me back on all the spots that dr. lin had stabbed with the needles! >< but never mind, coz my darling bear bear kissed me all over instead. :)then we curled up together and snored our heads off until PIG mum came to wake me.
-i used the pot :p once more and PIG mum got me kitted, before making me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-yay, thanks to PIG mum who found my ROTS star wars novel for me!! :D
-mariana came around 10am, and we yakked away. useless me got somewhat teary. :(
-i went to the bathroom. zero thanks to nasty PIG mum who refused to even watch me walk to the toilet! thankfully, i haven't had a fall, yet. :)
-the lady taking over from mariana also came! so we kept yakking.
-when they left, mariana asked that i stand up and give her a hug. i did that, albeit reluctantly.
-after they left, PIG mum whipped up lunch for us. one yummy chicken fillet sandwhich with mayo and cheese, on helga's bread. :) she also lemme eat one strawberry while she had like seven, and i drank one mug of yummy rice green tea, sweetened with a little honey (half a teaspoon, i reckon) 'incorrectly'.
-then PIG mum made me walk over to the sink and gleefully forced poor ela to wash my dishes.
-argh, nature calls. >< bbl.
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 16d

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @ 4889. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-we,, seeing as PIG mum was gonna gleefully force me to plod on that bloody treadmill, i went to the loo once first. but of course PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-but oops, i didn't quite make the thirty minutes PIG mum planned to gleefully force me on. see, stupid elf started whining about how much she hurt, and i was stupid enough to say out aloud, "nevermind, em, grit your teeth and plod the rest. i'm sure stupid elf'll stop aching while PIG mum's plodding her own thirty minutes." but dad heard, and ordered me to stop and get off so PIG mum could take a look. meaning i think i only lasted like twenty-seven odd minutes.
-so PIG mum gleefully forced poor elf on several minutes of ankle exercises, and i was just wondering if she was gonna gleefully force me to plod the remaining few minutes, when i was saved by dad, who called dinner. phew!
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa cauliflower and un-bitter bitter vegetable (coz dad had boiled them), one chunk of yummy tofu, some fish, one thin slice of beef, one slice of chicken and one yummy juicy mushroom. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a wine glass of fruit and vegetable juice! very fancy~
-i was ready to pop back online after dinner, but PIG mum warmed me that if i did, she'd force me off to bed @ like, 8pm coz that's all the time i had left. so i sat an did a sudoku instead, while she 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before i plopped back online. but argh, SAVE ME, she's taken away my comfy chair and put me back on the piano stool! i'd definitely call her a 'heartless bitch' again if not for the fact i said i'd try not to anymore.
-toms: mariana's visiting sometime between 10:00 and 10:30am, bringing the person taking over her job. nice, think that means i can sleep till 8;30am. :) dunno what's planned for the arvo, maybe we can see naz for a kebab! :D then karen's coming in the arvo and taking me to toastmasters toms night! cool, tomorrow night's theme is 'star wars'! i'll try and ask PIG mum if she can head upstairs and see if she can find my 'star wars: revenge of the sith" novel! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 16c

-firstly, i swung myself around to use the pot :P several times last night.
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again. back in bed, i freed ela from her prison, tucked her poor thumb finally and gently inside for some sleep, then cuddled bear bear and snored my head off with him.
-PIG mum poked me awake later with "ten/fifteen more minutes." i must've fallen back asleep, coz when PIG mum poked me again, i could've sworn that i had still five minutes left to sleep.
-argh, PIG mum's turned the bloody treadmill on. >< will be back, after she gleefully forces me to plod on that bloody thing.
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 16b

good evening! it's almost 6pm, so lyn's heading home soon. best of all, i'm back in my usual chair!! :Di really dunno if PIG mum'll have a heart and lemme stay in it; but i'm fully leaning back against it and resting my back right now. :)
-anyways, em's new plodding total for monday's now 3160. anyways, i'm gonna finish reading the newest chapter of my fanfiction, then come back and blog about today!
cheers,
em. ^^

Sunday, August 22, 2010

monday post 16

good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'image or reality' and em's been hard @ work plodding 2850 steps today. righteo, i came online @ 3:19pm today, meaning after trace/whichever carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P leaves, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-ONE MINUTES online!! i'll just note that down in my spreadsheet first, then i SWEAR, i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF NET TIME I'M OWED!!!
-TWFT topic's 'image or reality?' righteo, today's events?
-actually, i got distracted by reading fanfiction, sorry! ^^" trace'll arrive soon. i'll try my hardest to come back tonight with today's events, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post10c

amost forgot! i drank milk, yelled goodnight to dearest dad upstairs - but got no response! so i hauled myself upstairs to kiss him goodnight, and era and ela gave him a quick massage. then i crashed in my old room to say hello to all my old friends, beforePIG mum saw me back downstairs. then i remembered! "PIG mum, i forgot to note the spam count for the weekend! phew, she lemme back online. the spam count for the weekend's forty-four. good night, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post16

good evening! TWFT topic's 'use your talents to glorify god' and em's been hard @ work plodding 3971 steps today. righteo, today's events?
-firstly, yay for em! who managed to swing herself several times over to use the pot :P last night without falling to her death! :P o_O also, from now on, i'm just gonna type: i swung myself over to use the pot. :P see, it's taken forever, but i've finally grown more confident in myself, that i can't fall while i'm holding onto the side rail. :)anyways, today's events?
-dad poked me awake and gave me fifteen more minutes. only, i must've fallen back asleep, coz i'd only counted around ten when mother came and got me up! when i protested, she started jeering @ and dissing me. ><
-meaning i spent breakfast having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, begging him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to struggle through today, giving all the pleasure and satisfaction to PIG mum. breakfast was one bowl of weetbix bites, BTW.
-dad tootled us off to church. and yes, today the parents gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and i think we also listened to lui fong all day.
-PIG mum made me walk all the way down to the service hall, and service soon started.
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand for ALL of worship today, i.e. FIVE songs! i didn't sing anything, og course - my 5th week of silence. that's forty-seven weeks left.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and his sermon topic was 'new life'.
-communion afterwards, then PIG mum took me once to the loo, i grabbed one quarter-triangle of bread with some marg then sat down @ the morning tea area.
-teeheehee, thanks to uncle ching who sneeked me another quarter-triangle of bread with marg, and uncle NSW, who fed me one wafer bikkie! :D dad chewed out uncle ching, but didn't catch uncle NSW. :P
-dad made me walk up to aunty a's car and aunty a tootled us off to fi's house for bible study, stopping first for some petrol. but she remembered to leave one window open for me, so i didn't suffocate. :P
-thanks to pole who saw me up the two steps and also helped me wipe down my shoes. :)
-bible study with uncle chong started - we've finished using the first book! but uncle eddy's already handed out the second, so must remember to pay him next sunday.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before dad tootled us off to plaza.
-ARGH. for the THIRD CONSECUTIVE WEEK, dad parked @ the commonwealth bank end! meaning i had to walk basically the entire length of sunnybank plaza to reach food court! >< but we met aunty anna and uncle henry along the way; uncle henry encouraged me to keep plodding and aunty anna kissed my cheeks. :) we also saw kristen! she was with some male friend, sam; we shook hands. kristen said her mum's in the united kingdom right now! if i get the time toms, i should send her an e-mail! steak knife, or sth weird like that ... :P oh, and she works as an analyst right now, sth concerning numbers.
- the other grumpy point: the parents forced me to eat cafe mi with them! meaning i drank not quite half of the cold milk tea and had almost one bowl of the asian meal - chicken chop with lotsa diced vegies in spaghetti with red sauce. lol, dad had served a huge, overfilling bowl, and i was thinking "surely not! i can't believe dad's gonna gimmee a FULL, HEAPED bowl for once! then he shoved the plate towards me, and i was like, uhh, dad, i'm eating with the bowl. he immediately scooped out several forkfuls back onto the plate, which left me with slightly less than half a bowl. but oh well.
-but phew. dad moved the car back to the cinemas, @ least, and PIG mum made me walk back down to the car.
-dad tootled us home, and i went to the loo first for a stinky unspeakable. back outside, my visitors were waiting! uncle kelvin cham and grace lam!
-and they made cards with me! meaning i made one for the parents anniversary next sunday, and also for father's day, which is coming up soon. the first or second or third sunday in september? lol, i've forgotten! >< :P
-when they left, i kept reading my book club novel until PIG mum awoke from pig land. :P
-she took me to the loo, passed me two mugs of water - both of which i was very careful to take 'correctly', of course - and i did my second stinky unspeakable for today.
-then i shuffled several steps sideways and got ready for my nice, mostly hot shower - i washed my hair today. mostly hot coz PIG mum kept turning the water down, only for me to turn the heat back up. :P oh, and she also gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts seventy-odd times.
-i had one tinkle before PIG mum flipped off the water, then dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum finished off with my socks and shoes, before making me walk back to the computer, where i tootled online until dinner was called.
-rice tonight, with lotsa little tong vegetable, one slice of sweet carrot, and a few tiny chunks of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'
-then i tootled online till lee came over!
-i used the loo once, then sat down opposite lee and yakked away. lucky guy went to 7-8 for dinner with dr. lee!
-i also drank one mug of yummy rice green tea 'incorrectly', and snacked on my fast-vanishing gingerbread house. i asked lee to buy me another as a christmas present, BTW. :P
-when lee left, i used the bathroom once more then hopped back online. but PIG mum's forcing me off to bed FORTY MINUTES before my PISSY two hour net time limit that so pleases her to restrict me to! but i've put that down into my spreadsheet, and i SWEAR i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!!
-toms: 11am physio @ UQ. jill will be pleased to hear i've got pedro back; i think shegot slightly annoyed hearing me count aloud each step last monday. :P
-hopefully, we can have lunch @ pizza capers toms! i wanted to last week, but the one table there was already taken up. :( but i've got pincushion practice @ 2pm. *wails* last week, dr. lin drew BLOOD!!! >< okay, 'twas only one spot, but lemme be threatrical, okay? :P) then, i guess it's trace coming to shower me in the arvo. *sigh* juice again for me, i guess. coz she'll only gimme one teaspoonful of sweetener with my tea, or boiling water (not milk) for milo, so i guess it's just juice ... oh well, no biggie, really. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Saturday, August 21, 2010

saturday post14f

good evening! well, we're still waiting for our new prime minister ... but em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1280. righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk over to the gobbling :P table for dinner. hotpot!
-but poo poo. >< why were there no balls? okay, i know that sounds suss ... :P say 'yuen' in canto. i ate lotsa greens and carrots, some tofu, one slice of beef and several of chicken. soya sauce was basically non-existent: dad had one bowl but he kept it outta my reach; everytime i wanted some, he'd dip a fork - not even a spoon! :( - into the bowl and give me literally one drop. but oh well. i also had one little chunk of 'fun see' (say that in canto) and my favourite, of course, was my bob - the egg, i was also very careful to drink the yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice that PIG mum kindly poured me 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made me walk to the loo - of course gleefully forcing poor em to do everything herself. i stayed over the loo for three tinkles, then PIG mum made me walk back to the gobbling :P table, being horrible and nasty by refusing to walk behind me, ready to steady me if i look like falling. *sigh* i've often said before, when i fall, it's usually backwards, why then cannot PIG mum stand behind me, ready to lend her steadying hand should i need some asisstance? *sigh* i guess i can only remind myself that if i do fall, it should only be a bum fall, and i must continue to remind myself that PIG mum somehow gains a perverse pleasure out of watching me suffer. :(
-actually, PIG mum and aunty a ganged up on me tonight. :( but oh wells. i endured.
-actually, when aunty a left, she told me to walk her out. so i dragged my unwilling butt from my chair, and - with PIG mum gleefully making my life even harder for me than it already is by forbidding me to touch the walls while walking, and my posture and such - walked her to the door. then i went to the loo once for two tinkles, again, of course, PIG mum gleefully forcing me to do everything myself. then finally, i came back online.
-toms: church. that's gonna be my 5th week where i won't sing anything out aloud. and i will once again hope for three things: 1. that we won't haveta stand for worship, 2. that dad will park underground and not @ commonwealth bank so PIG mum can gleefully force me to walk so far, and 3. that i can sink my teeth into some yummy KFC and not have the parents gleefully force me to eat cafe mi with them. let me continue to dream, okay? :P and i dunno which ppl will come visit me in the arvo, but i hope we'll have good fun! lol, i wonder if we'll attempt @ building another gingerbread house? anyways, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post14e

good evening again! em's new final plodding total, starting from 3pm, now stands @ 859. righteo, events for the afternoon?
-karen came early, led me over to my bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. karen rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when karen was tying elf's shoelaces.
-karen led me out to the gobbling :P table. arvo tea was one yummy banana and maple syrup sandwich, cut into four squares, and one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-karen and i yakked for awhile. evil matthew killed two baby birds - mrs. bird mummy was so distraught she kept flying and smashing into karen's front door in her grief - and lucky karen's off to hendra tonight for an eggs benedict dinner! which reminds me - i'll bbl coz i'm gonna send a facebook message to mrs. dent and see if she and nana are free for lunch @ the coffee club next week.
-karen gave ela a massage for thirty minutes, and took me once more to the loo before she left me online and left. she's back on tuesday, taking me to toastmasters! :)
-well, aunty a's just arrived; i expect dinner will be called soon. fingers crossed that i can come back online afterwards!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post14d

whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive. actually, things are worse now. every night, she gleefully forces poor ela to thread her fingers into the carton, before ordering era to open it 'correctly' (basically, things are only 'correct' if they include my pointer) before ordering era to hold the mug 'correctly' before forcing poor ela to pour my half cuppa. actually, there's worse news: if the carton's less than half full, PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to carry the carton to the benchtop and back to the fridge.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the sink to brush my teeth.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses all by herself.i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and to wash and dry my hands.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-actually, my mother has for some reason decided that she’s censoring the usual line I place after the word ‘made’. So, whenever you come across the word ‘made’ in my post, please note that I am SCREAMING for you to PLEASE! GO NOW! TO THE TOP OF TODAY’S (SATURDAY’S) POST TO SEE WHAT I REALLY WANT TO WRITE, BUT HAVE SADLY BEEN TOO HEAVILY CENSORED BY PIG MUM. >< :(

Friday, August 20, 2010

saturday post15b

good afternoon! i've just come back from voting! anyways, where was i?
-dad took me to the loo once before he tootled me off to church for uni fellowship.
-lol, i found out that sam priestly has 'canadian' printed on his senior jersey, coz some teacher @ canterbury reckoned he spoke with some canadian accent! but he says 'to-MAR-to, not 'toe-MAY-toe', so he's still aussie. :P
-i didn't sing out aloud for worship. that's week two of my self-imposed sentence. fifty weeks left.
-joey, julz and/or dr. banana helped me walk to some side room for our BGR talk, led mostly by ray.
-i didn't contribute anything tonight. guess i remembered how PIG mum often jeers @ me that no-one will ever go out with me coz i'm severely disabled. but i learnt that guys prefer girls with long hair, and that they don't care if we can't cook and will most definitely poison them with our cooking ... :P just try. :)
-back in the main hall, karson led me outside, where i grabbed one scotch finger and took a seat. actually, the reason why i really headed outside was because karson said there was mud cake! so i got one thin slice of that, too. :) although i'm not really a fan - mud cake's too rich for me.
-karson and i yakked away. he told me he's working @ church toms (today, now) because the asbestos has been cleared from the roof and it's now safe to work up there.
-dad came and picked me up, made me walk back to the 4WD, and drove us home. i was happy coz era got to squirt out the toothpaste and rinse all by herself last night. :)
-but horrid PIG mum came and trapped her poor thumb inside that evil splint before we said good night to each other.
today:
-i woke up to use the pot :P around 7:15am this morning, and seeing the sun shining brightly outside the window, freed poor ela from her horrid prison, tucked her thumb inside for some sleep @ last, then snored my head off ... all the way until tess came! meaning i dunno why PIG mum didn't bother to say good-bye to me before she left for work, but oh well.
-tess came five minutes late today. she got me kitted before Forcing me to walk over to the bathroom to brush my teeth. wow, era rarely gets consecutive opportunities to rinse by herself! :)
-tess Forced me to walk to the loo for several tinkles, before leading me over to wash and dry era, before leading me out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-thanks to dearest dad who fried some ham and eggs for breakfast, and tess who made that into one buttered sandwhich cut into two rectangles for me. i also drank one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-argh, PIG mum's just wandered over to criticise my posture! >< *sigh* whatever ...
-yay, tess brought me her laptop to play with! she told me that PIG mum's expressed some concern about me knocking that laptop over, but don't worry, PIG mum. the entire laptop's resting on the table top; no part of the laptop is sitting on thin air. it's all good. :)
-so i edited her assignment for her first, then wrote her another word document. and i think i finally remember - her surname's pronounced 'vill-an-ave-a':P
-after handing me one mug of water - another i got to hold 'incorrectly', tess led me to the toilet once and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-thanks to tess who made me one mug of warm nesquik - the third i got to hold 'incorrectly' today. then she gave ela a brief massage - silver with light blue spots today.
-argh, save me, vincent the bloody physio showed up. >< and i fell over so many times i've now got a sore scraped right elbow. ><
-one more loo trip (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) before i popped online.
-well, another minute, and i'll try ring aunty a again, see if she's free for hot pot tonight. and i dunno if it's karen or trace coming this arvo?
-yup, aunty a's coming for dinner tonight. :) and phew, i didn't wake her! "you're lucky," calls PIG mum from upstairs. :P
-anyways, hopefully i can come back online onight with my final plodding total and the rest of tonight's events!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. from 3pm onwards, i've been hard @ work plodding 663 steps.

saturday post16

good afternoon! argh, no plodding total from em today, coz i must've dropped the pedometer that i was wearing when vincent the bloody physio was Forcing me to walk up and down yvonne rd. with him! ><
-but TWFT topic's 'stumbling blocks'. righteo, let's start off with last night's events first!
-after the new carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P left, i came back online for several more minutes.
-PIG mum rocked off to somewhere for her talk thing. when dinner was ready, dad made me walk to the dinner table.
-no rice last night. :( just one small bowl of halved strawberries (very sweet:), one small chunk of crumbed fish (with one small dab of ketchup, until i told dad i took mayo with my crumbed fish, not ketchup) and one yummy but tiny chicken wing.
-anyways, dearest dad's home now, and we're going voting! i'm voting for julia gillard! err ... liberal, right? anyways, hope i'll be back soon!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 13b

good evening again! em's new final plodding total for friday's now 3543 and the spam count for the week's ninety. righteo, the rest of today's events?
-PIG mum made me walk to the bathroom, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who taught the new lady (eep, i've forgotten her name again, sorry! ><) to force poor ela to wash and cream era.
-arvo tea was one yummy banana and maple syrup sandwhich cut into two rectangles/triangles. also one cup of tea, sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, my cup of today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-the new lady gave ela a massage for around twenty minutes, painting her yellow/orange with aqua dots today.
-i introduced her to dad and signed her off before PIG mum made me walk over back to the computer and rocked off upstairs for a shower herself.
-so ... dinner, toilet, uni fellowship.
-tessa's coming toms. hopefully she can bring me another little treat. :) and, as much as i hope vincent the bloody physio won't turn up toms, i know he will, so i just hope it'll pour meaning he won't make me walk around outside ... dunno who's coming in the arvo ... trace or karen. either way, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Thursday, August 19, 2010

friday post 13

good afternoon! em's been hard @ work plodding approx, 3210 steps today, the spam count for the week's eighty-seven, TWFT topic's 'cut yourself some slack' and i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES online when i get back from uni fellowship tonight! but, knowing that it's impossible that i'll get back online after getting home from uni fellowship, i'll just SWEAR i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!
-breakfast this morning was one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-PIG mum chose to listen to lui fong when she tootled me off to my :P turn for physio.
-sadly, no arvo tea, but i scored thirty minutes on the motomed today! :D
-we went to see naz for a kebab! i apologised for being away for so long, but naz only laughed. "i'm still here, he reassured."
-acupuncture! o_O lol, but @ least i'm still dr. lin's favourite pincushion. :P
-back home, i've plopped online extremely briefly while PIG mum shows the new carer/life coach/support worker/whatever they're called now :P around the house.
-uni fellowship tonight! that'll be my second week for not singing anything out aloud, but i'll be happy to see all my peers. :) righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

thursday post 15

good afternoon! TWFT topic's 'when god gives you a vision (2)' and em's been hard @ work plodding approx. 2005 steps today. again, ZERO thanks to HORRID PIG mum, who gleefully forced me to calculate that instead of letting me use the internet calculator. *sigh* but hey, as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'll survive. finally, i didn't come online till 3:30, and since's lyn's coming @ 4pm and taking me out to garbo tonight, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY MINUTES online tonight. and yes, i SWEAR i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released poor ela from her horrid prison and gently tucked her poor thumb gently inside for some sleep. i couldn't be bothered hiding the straps today, lol, bear bear was calling me back to sleep with him. :P
-wow, lin's here like ten minutes early!
-PIG mum poked me awake later with "ten more minutes." i counted that down then spent the little time left over having a silent chat to percy the angel/saint, asking him to please help me with the strength, patience, perseverance and endurance i'd need to get through the day.
-when PIG mum THUNDERED :P back inside, i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more. she got me kitted, then made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-first, she forced me to drink half a mug of water, then breakfast was a small bowl of weetbix bites.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she drove me off to UQ for physio listening to lui fong.
-i went to the loo once when we arrived, so of course she gleefully forced me to dak myself. then she made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (actually, she completely ignored era and only washed ela; i just washed era for the same amount afterwards) before she made me walk over to the waiting area.
-righteo, lin's here, gotta go now. oh last point: the spam count for the weekend's -oh, wait, it's only thursday! :p
-argh, screw horrid PIG mum! first, she says i'm not allowed KFC, then second, not even a thickshake/milkshake! ah well, second option's a juice boost. :)
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post18b

heylo! oops, i almost forgot! TWFT topic's "when god gives you a vision (1)' nitenite~

wednesday post18

good evening! righteo, i didn't pop online till 9:29pm, and PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed @ 10pm, meaning that i'll have only been online for thirty-one minutes, which means that i'm gonna be owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online later. so i'll put that in my spreadsheet now, and just pray that i can back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!!!
-righteo, today em's been hard @ work plodding approx. 6376 steps.
-unsurprisingly, PIG mum won this morning. >< when i threatened not to go get tortured by vincent the bloody physio if she didn't gimme back pedro, she simply threatened, "i'll cancel all your support workers." so i called her a HEARTLESS BITCH. i'll not call her that again, but i meant what i said.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was one small bowl of weetbix bites.
-PIG mum made me walk to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to westlife's 'cheek to cheek' :P all day.
-PIG mum tootled me to unique physiotherapy for my bloody torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-well, @ first, vincent the physio said all i had to do was lift erf up onto the plinth ten times and hold her there for five seconds each, but i was too frightened of falling, so instead, he Forced me to walk most of the bloody shopping centre with him. he finally lemme turn around and walk back @ king gai, the curry shop.
-but we bumped into uncle derek! i introduced him to vincent, and he told me to +oil.
-PIG mum tootled us home. 'twas good to see aunty wendy again!
-she took me to the loo once, then led me out the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to PIG mum who brought me a chicken katsudon sushi roll and one inari for lunch. also thanks to aunty wendy who poured me a little dipping saucer of soya sauce and made me a yummy chocolate nesquik, the first i could hold 'incorrectly'. actually, no, the second, the first was the mug of water she made me drink when she arrived.
-i read my book club novel, and aunty wendy went to make my bed. phew, smart bear bear remembered to lie with his bum facing her! :P
-aunty anne came visiting. PIG mum paid her for some groceries she'd done for us first, then aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-i sat reading my book club novel while PIG mum and aunty anne yakked away. dunno what they were talking about, mostly (i was too immersed in the trout opera), but i remember they mentioned serena. hope she's feeling better!
-aunty anne left when trace came, and i headed into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today. sadly, i'm still spotty everywhere, though! o_O
-i had one tinkle before trace flipped the nice hot water off, dried and creamed myself, had another tinkle. trace rekitted me, then Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-one bowl of shell pasta, one banana and one mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i again held 'incorrectly'. i'd tried for tea, white and two. when trace said no, i tried for milo, but when trace refused to make it with just milk, i just asked for fruit and vegie juice.
-trace ate her own arvo tea/dinner, beef stroganoff (sp?) made with she didn't wanna trade any, though. oh well.
-i read my book club novel, and got trace to take me once more to the loo @ 5:30.
-then trace gave ela a massage. always black, "just like your/my heart!" she likes sneering. :P
-but lol, hilarious thing: trace sneaked us both a small piece of gingerbread house. she said, during her mouthful, "had enough yet?" and for some reason, i heard her asking me, "are you a homosexual?!" :P
-that's right - this morning i asked dad if he knew how to demolish a house. he reassured me, "of course. if i can build one, i can knock one down." and this arvo, when aunty anne was here, he handed me a fork, pointed to the roof, and said "bash it in." i asked him, "how hard?" and he replied, "not too hard. you'll be right." so i gave a medium strength blow with the fork - and the roof caved in. :P
-trace took me once more to the loo before leaving. she also flipped on channel seven and poured me one mug of water. she says she'll be back on saturday. i reminded her to vote first.
-i watched some lucky woman win more than ten grand on deal or no deal first, then watched the news. the only interesting story was about some really young guy running for parliament. he's only in his early twenties!
-PIG mum watched me walk to the loo from a distance. *sigh* i really dunno why she can't walk behind me just in case i fall (always backwards). but i tell myself that my balance's improved a bit, and if i do fall, it's most likely just a bum fall, and it's all for her pleasure, anyway.
-but thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', and i did a stinky unspeakable.
-then PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill. >< i just listened to the SBS world news.
-dinner: rice, lotsa cauliflower and lettuce and several tiny slices of duck. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-then i kept reading my book club novel while PIG mum went and plodded her thirty minutes.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo (of course gleefully forcing me to do everything) before i tootled online. she's sitting b pluseside me right now, so i'm letting her shove the keyboard wherever she wants (meaning i'm having to sit in some very uncomfortable position.
-toms: UQ physio toms. then we're meeting mrs. dent and nana for lunch! too bad PIG mum chose sunni cafe and not the coffee club for lunch, but oh well. it'll be great to see them! then kay's coming in the arvo and taking me out to garbo! hopefully i can buy the parents a nice anniversary present. (huh, i'm sorely tempted to buy PIG mum another set of those iron-on pigs. :P) righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

TUESDAY POST15b

SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!! little mickey just taled to me over the phone and said "emily; i miss you!" *deliriously happy*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmm ... dad should be home from baddy soon. have a great day toms, everyone!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. good timing - the garage door just went up - dearest daddy's home. :)

tuesday post15

good evening! righteo, em didn't pop online till 8:45pm. and coz i know my chances of staying online till 10:45 are zero, all i can do is note down the time when PIG mum gleefully forces me off to bed, and i SWEAR i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED, I SWEAR!!
-righteo, TWFT topic's 'learn to value others' and em's been hard @ work plodding approx. 2363 steps today. righteo, today's events?
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i released ela from her poor prison, resisted the urge to throw those bloody straps in the rubbish bin :p then cuddled tonie (i think silly bear bear must've wriggled himself off the bed, messy sleeper that he is :P) and snored, and snored, and ...
-SNORED!! :P lol, i meant my threat to PIG mum that i'd sleep all the way till karen came if she didn't find sth productive for me to do. :P
-when karen arrived, i told her to hop into my bedroom, coz she attended that bean party on saturday night and must've eaten lotsa jumping beans. :P
-she wheeled me to the bathroom and was about to shower me, when EVIL PIG mum forced me outta the safe showerchair with wheels and into the slippery plastic one! ><
-but one nice hot shower today - hairwash. luckily, karen's fine with helping me wash my calves, unlike some others. :)
-i had one tinkle before karen flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had a third tinkle. karen rekitted me, then i had one last tinkle when she went outside to find sth. then karen led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-one yummy banana on toast with maple syrup, one banana (karen rubbed the skin all over my face:P) and one cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey was arvo tea. the cuppa i held 'incorrectly', and karen munched one slice of dry toast with her white coffee.
-we yakked away. karen's making me hungry! she's got yummy roast chicken with roast vegies and gravy for tonight's dinner! *drools* if i remember correctly, i think roast chicken with vegetables and gravy was every second monday night's dinner @ BIRU.
-karen gave ela a massage for more than thirty minutes today. forgot what colours, though, sorry.
-karen took me once to the loo before leaving. she's coming back on saturday. i reminded her to remember and go vote, first. :P i'm voting gillard, i think she's ... labor? lol, i keep forgetting.
-the moment she left, PIG mum immediately forced poor em to plod thirty minutes on that bloody treadmill, before 'claiming' to plod slightly more herself while i worked on one sudoku.
-dinner: rice, lotsa broccoli and the last few slices of garlic stem and several tiny slices of charsiu. lol, i usually forget what vegie i have for dinner, but tonight i forgot the meat! o_O :P
-i asked PIG mum to please help me to the bathroom after dinner before i popped online, but she was too busy eating her owqn dinner to care about me.
-when she finally finished, i thought i could finally go to the loo and pop online, but nope, PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela on 30+ mins of hand exercises first.
-actually, i was given a slight reprieve half way, coz leanne rang! so i yakked with her for awhile. :) actually, she says nat bought me a souvenir from wherever they were holidaying @! meaning i've gotta bug lee for it when i see him next.
-finally, after PIG mum had finished forcing me on all those bloody hand exercises, i could go pee. but of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-finally online ... it's almost 9:30. dad should come home from baddy soon, and PIG mum's singing in the shower right now. (but i can't hear her; she must be singing very softly. :P)
-toms: aunty wendy's coming! i've missed her lots and lots and lots! and, if PIG mum forces me to undergo a torture session with vincent the physio first, i'm DEMANDING she returns pedro (my pedometer) to me first. otherwise, she'll haveta physically drag me there. dunno who's coming to shower me in the arvo, but hey - i remember it's ice-cream night!! :D anyways, i'm off to check my e-mail; hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

Monday, August 16, 2010

monday post 15b

good evening! em's final plodding total now stands @2417 . righteo, the rest of tonight's events?
-PIG mum made me walk to the shower, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself.
-one nice hot shower followed - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before ngan (i think that's how her name's spelt?) flipped the hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. ngan rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when PIG mum came downstairs to show ngan how to put on my AFO.
-ngan led me to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. one yummy sausage bun - eep, i accidentally dropped the sausage! >< but ngan picked the sausage from the floor in under three seconds, meaning the three second rule applies here. :P she rinsed my sausage then handed it back over; i quickly crammed it into my mouth before it could think about rolling off the table again. :P i also made myself one cup of tea, white and two, my cup for the day i got to hold 'incorrectly'. ngan made herself one cuppa also; white and one.
-we yakked away. ngan came to brisbane in 2008, i think.
-@ 5:40, i asked ngan to please give ela a massage, and got painted dark blue with white spots today. i really wonder why all the carers like white spots that much? :p
-ngan led me to the toilet once before i left; sadly, before she had time to lead me back to the gobbling :P table, PIG mum kicked her outta the house. :( she lives close by, just sunnybank.
-so i stayed over the loo for three tinkles before PIG mum got me out. she, of course, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself, made me walk around to flush the loo, made me walk back to the bloody treadmill, and WITHOUT PEDRO, gleefully forced me to plod on that bloody treadmill for thirty minutes! meaning i had to count each step out aloud.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the gobbling :P table, then forced me to drink one full mug of water. i got to drink that cup 'incorrectly', coz she was opening/closing some window.
-then, PIG mum 'claimed' to plod her own thirty minutes.
-afterwards, i asked PIG mum to please look @ poor elf; she was hurting sth major. >,
-minutes of exercises later, PIG mum took me once more to the toilet, of course gleefully forcing me to do everything myself.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa bitter vegetable, one small but yummy chunk of tofu, one chunk of charasiu/plain pork and one tiny morsel of egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with one yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice. i can't remember how i held the cup, but i must've held it 'correctly' or else PIG mum would've chucked a stinker. :p
-i read my book club novel for awhile, until PIG mum finished watching television with dearest dad (who's just gone upstairs to hit pigland :P) and made me walk over to the computer. (first, though, she refused to gimme a calculator and instead gleefully forced me to manually add up all my plodding subtotals for today. )
-i've just asked the parents and replied to florence jie jie's e-mail of when she plans to come to brisbane next year!
-toms: lol, i'm loathe to ask PIG mum what's happening toms lest she gleefully forces me off to bed :P but karen's coming in the arvo, and there's no toastmaster's toms night. hmm ... wonder if PIG mum will FINALLY take me to naz for a kebab?! well, fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. lol, nothing to do toms! perhaps i'll sleep until karen comes @ 4pm. :P well, horrid PIG mum's just stated that she won't lemme sleep till that late ... :( well, find me sth interesting to do then!!! lol ... :P

Sunday, August 15, 2010

monday post 15

good afternoon! there wasn't a topic for TWFT today; just lotsa bible passages, and em's been hard @ work plodding 1514 steps today. sorry, the topic's actually 'work from your core strengths'. also, i didn't plop online till 3:13 today, meaning that whichever new person's coming to look after me leaves tonight, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-SEVEN MINUTES left online tonight after she leaves!! i've remembered to put that down onto my spreadsheet, so all's good. :)anyways, gmail's stuffing up right now, so i may as well get started on today's events!
-i swung myself over to use the pot :P once when dearest dad got up for work today. he told me he'd read my note and eaten some chimney! (PIG mum and i ate 1/4 of the chimney last night; i wrote a note to dad, telling him to 'eat some chimney', complete with illustrations. :p)
-PIG mum poked me awake with "ten more minutes." i've no idea if she actually gave me that long, coz i fell back asleep! :P
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-i took one sip from the required mug of water 'incorrectly'. breakfast was around fifteen of those weetbix bites things.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the 4WD. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and she drove me off to UQ for physio listening to lui fong.
-some student met us @ the door, said he was my physio for like, the next month. i said cool, but can you please let my mum take me once to the loo first? :P he laughed; said he'd wait right here, and asked PIG mum to please wave him upstairs through the window when he was done.
-so PIG mum made me walk up to the loo, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (she only bothered to wash ela and ignored poor era; luckily, i'd counted how long she washed era for and could wash her back the same time, myself) and made me walk over to the waiting room.
-the meaniepoo refused to give me a gossip mag; just flounced off to pay, so i just leant back in my comfy chair and had a brief but silent chat to percy, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through the day.
-the physio student introduced himself as jared "with one 'r' and one 'd' :P)and Forced me to walk inside, but the coolest thing was that he lent me both a walkbelt AND a stick! :D meaning erf stepped past elf every step. :)
-hey, my carer/life coach/support worker/whatever you call them now :P has arrived seven minutes early! her name's 'ngan'... i wonder where she comes from ...?
-jared had me lie down on some plinth first, and moved all my left limbs around.
-ann came over! i gave her a hug. :) and her canto's awesome! i told her about little mickey pig, and she asked me, "does he call you 'biu jie'?"
-jared also tested my vision out, before he Forced me to walk out to the parallel bars.
-and i played with than plastic sword today! ela had her turn, too. :)
-we finished with lotsa stepping, walking and weigh-shifting along the parallel bars.
-jared Forced me to walk back out to the waiting room, handing me back over to PIG mum.
-PIG mum took me to the toilet once before we left. this time, she gleefully forced me to dak myself, before again washing only ela (i washed era) and making me walk back out to the 4WD, where i changed the disc to westlife's 'cheek to cheek :P'
-PIG mum tootled us off to the buranda shopping centre.
-lol, PIG mum forgot to introduce herself to ngan! :P
-anyways, gotta go. i'll try to come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post9c

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 5587, and the final spam count for the weekend's thirty-five. righteo, final events for tonight?
-PIG mum made me walk into the bathroom for a warm shower - i washed my hair today. and the cool thing was that PIG mum didn't notice and i got to leave the hot water all while i was scrubbing away @ my hair! :P
-uncool thing was that PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to scrub various body parts seventy, eighty times.
-dried and rekitted, PIG mum made me walk back outside to the computer, and i tootled back online.
-just chatting to mikey right now. he taught me that SHINE stands for Seek Holiness IN Everyday. :)
-argh, embarrassment!!! >< i just realised the michael i'm chatting with on MSN right now isn't mikey, but michael leung!!! ^^"
-toms: physio @ UQ. *sigh* 'twas happening, sooner or later. but PIG mum's also booked me for acupuncture toms! eep! lol, i wonder if i'm still dr. lin's favourite pincushion ... :P but hey, i hope that means PIG mum'll take me to luv-a-coffee for lunch! i mean, i know i'll haveta share, PIG mum won't lemme have one meal for myself coz she reckons it's too 'large' for me, but hey. hopefully she'll allow me a yummy choc shake. :) lastly, dunno who's coming to shower me toms, but PIG mum'a gotta roster, i'll take a peek.
-and i rang leanne tonight! :) she says canberra's still cold, like, seven degrees! >< but she says she'll ring again on tuesday/wednesday. :)
-one last thing. horrid PIG mum still won't gimme my pedometer back! >< i'm demanding it's return, else i'm refusing to go see vincent the physio on wednesday. i'll just sleep until aunty wendy comes. :) anyways, hope everyone has an awesome week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. PIG mum's forcing me off to bed @ 9:30pm. time to get my facebook fix! :P
cheers,
em. ^^