-anyways, today i snored my head off until nature called, and i asked PIG mum to please help me to the toilet. she, of course, gleefully forced me to dak myself, made me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made me walk back to bed. *sigh* then i struggle with untying my shoelaces, because PIG mum doesn't gimme my glasses when she takes me to the loo, and then i can't see mu shoelaces because i'm incredibly short-sighted, meaning i just fumble around awkwardly trying to find some end to pull.
-i cuddled tonie, tucked ela's poor thumb finally back inside like era's for some blessed sleep, then snored my head off with tonie until IG mum booted me awake/nature called again.
-PIG mum got me kitted, made me walk over to the sink to brush my teeth, then made me walk to the loo, again gleefully forcing me to dak myself. i didn't ask for a mug of water, but she passed me one anyway, which i was very careful to take 'correctly'. i admit, though, when she turned around to wash sth, i slipped out my pointer before drinking the cup 'incorrectly'. but i put my pointer back inside the mug and gave the mug back to her 'correctly'. but i didn't feel like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-PIG mum made me walk over to wash and dry both hands (ela got extra attention; meaning after i washed both hands, PIG mum grabbed only ela and washed her again, but ignored poor era ><) then made me walk outside, where she gleefully forced poor elf to push down her own foot plate. i'm actually not sure why she treats elf like that; i mean, erf doesn't mind helping elf out, but hey, as long as PIG mum's happy, i'll survive.
-dad and i wheeled me down to tai hing for lunch. awesome, i was allowed to stay in sparkless. :)
-the pastor arrived first, explaining that his wife was looking after his sick grandma (eighty-seven years old!) who was hospitalised with the fever. hope she gets btter soon. :)
-i chose yummy pineapple and chicken fried rice, and got roughly 1.5 bowls, thanks to the pastor. i'd ask PIG mum for one full bowl twice, but only got around 2/3 of a bowl. luckily, the pastor intercepted, and scooped me some more. :)
-i also ate two or three spoonfuls of 'meat biscuit' (say that in canto); i'm a big fan of that dish, and would've liked more, if not for nasty PIG mum who snapped that i'd eaten enough.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once after lunch. dunno what's with her (i think she's still pissed that erf willingly helps elf out with lifting up and stomping down her footplate) coz poor em got SLAPPED REALLY HARD ACROSS THE FACE by her! >
-we said our byes to the pastor and his wife; dad and i wheeled me back to aunty lai's flat. actually, we stopped @ maccas on the way and shared a soft serve cone. actually, by sharing, i mean, i got around three small bites while dad gobbled the rest. but dad's assured me that it doesn't count as my wednesday ice-cream, so hey. no biggie.
-PIG mum made me walk back inside and i tootled online.
-one more loo trip, this time for a stinky unspeakable. lotsa poos. :P i think it's coz i had lunch not too long before?
-tonight: lol, back to tai hing hing, this time for dinner with nurse choi. dad's rocked off somewhere, meaning, it's just PIG mum, aunty lai and i. oh yeah - this time, i wanna get my poo 'lul darn'!
-anyways, fingers crossed i can come back online tonight! if not, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
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